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  1. Paolo Nutini

    I was dragged to a show Paolo Nutini did at a bar in Glasgow to raise money for Haiti, before i went i wasn't his biggest fan, but he tore the house down and since then i've been playing his songs non stop. Anyone here a fan of his? (People in the US and other places out of GB might not know...
  2. What have I been up to then?

    I actaully had a pretty eventful time while i was off the forum, most good, some hard and the rest i'm still a bit worried about :P I met my current girlfriend and fell in damn love :( I swore i would never allow it but i think i was kidding myself on, been with her now for 9 moths and its...
  3. When you have a bad week

    ..you gotta let yourself go, and when you have the week I have you just forget about all the bullshit and do what YOU want. That's what I done, but heres a backstory. I started off ill on monday, fucked my eye up on tuesday, walked out of college on wednesday and lost my job on friday...
  4. Football manager 2009

    Anyone here play it? It is basically the most realistic football management game ever, from picking your squad to fining two weeks wages for showing up late at training, it's all just incredible. Currently I'm managing none other than Celtic, I'm doing real good. I just signed Colin-Kazim...
  5. Just asking

    I'm wondering what it exactly takes to be a IWF Legend. Before you think i;m starting my own campaign, i'm not, but there has been some members on this forum forgotten about, NooDLE etc I just want to ask...
  6. Another problem

    Simple really, I can't watch HD videos on YT, it's pissing me off because I like to watch music videos on this site and most of them are available for HD...just not for me. I have an Intel computer, service pack up-to-date. Help me please :) I'll love you forever :P
  7. Free the beast

    The best being my penis. Good ole penis humour :)
  8. I'm 'bout ready to throttle myself

    For 3 months now I'm getting stupid pop-ups coming through IE (I use firefox!) It's so irritating they freeeze the computer for 2 mins and just f*ck me around. I have already used, Hijack this, Spybot, Anti-Virus scan and I even tried to get clever on it's ass...nothing happened. For the...
  9. Spreading Christmas Joy

    It's sticky isn't it.
  10. Why the fuck?

    How come everywhere I go every member of this forum is up the other members asses. How did you all turn into suck ass kissers?! What ever happenend to the days where we hated each other or semi-dispised one anouther secretely, but pretended to like them? I'll tell you this, you will be more...
  11. Tom_RIP

    Hoyl shit, you need to get me that job now, they wanted 93 a month for their shite service! :tomato: Also why wouldn't Zeyn shut up today?! --- This is my way of cutting phone charges by talking to him here, your imput is not wanted! HAHA No seriously, I will set Monkeystyle on your...
  12. Effects of tiredness!

    So i've been up for 21 hrs, and i got more to go, i'm really trying to see how it effects me at each hour and this is what I got; . I tend to pick my nose alot to keep me occupied . I have to edit each word i am typing out of carelessness (mmm can't spell) . I made a fish finger...
  13. Get me some e-mail addresses stat!

    So get me the em-mail addresses for: Batista Triple H TNA roster ...(too tired for long list, just be creative and THINK!)
  14. Is this shit real or am I trippin'?

    Hmmm...
  15. Cocrizzll mofozzill

    Yo nizlles wats pizzille up in this shizzle. I juss drozzille a holla hizlle fo aw ma pizlles. So drop a cizzle if ya fizzle this shizzle. :native:
  16. Rebel without a clue!

    I break all the rules. EVERY member of this forum can eat my shite, I fucking hate you, NAZIS!! Fuck shit prick ass cunt shite bitch ♂♂♂♂♂s french I hate jews and ♂♂♂♂♂s (I don't hate ♂♂♂♂♂s) Remember: http://www.impactwrestling.com/forum/showthread.php?t=15046 Remember...
  17. I'm bringing sexy back!

    How to rape a small child: You need; Rope; Vaseline; Candy; Tissues; a Van. Find the child in your van, offer it some candy then use the rope to tie them down they spread vaseline and give them some time to eat the candy. When they are done un-tie them and let them continue on their way...
  18. And YOU can make a difference!

    So I know, I am a poor excuse for an IWF member. This time two years ago I was a freakin' mod! Now i'm a freakin... Munchadawaga! So the rep I have is undeserving, I have committed treason upon thou hills of Duccan, I have seen the light though, I have seen the era of my ways and there is...
  19. WWE international presence

    It has come to a point where WWE have no room to grow larger...within America. I feel that WWE should have a stronger international presence, I think it should broacast more shows from different locations around the world, this way the crowd presence will be better and also it would be...
  20. F*ck Walmart!

    gFa1YMEJFag The related story begins at 2:14 Credit: sxephil Here is the link to the full story: http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/25/walmart.insurance.battle/index.html ------------------- Don't shop at Walmart!