I'm bringing sexy back!

[Markz]

How to rape a small child:

You need; Rope; Vaseline; Candy; Tissues; a Van.

Find the child in your van, offer it some candy then use the rope to tie them down they spread vaseline and give them some time to eat the candy.
When they are done un-tie them and let them continue on their way to the pediatrician.

The vaseline was for a cheeky wank in the front seat.

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Also I need anouther word for masturbation I have used these too much;

• Wank
• Chug
• Frisking
• Checking for spots

Something like, shaking hands with the big man.

 

[the dark knight]

lol...

 

[C4]

Children's involved in sexual abuse :disgust1:

 

[the dark knight]

^^i find that funny.

 

[LadyHotrod]

This thread blows.

 

[Markz]

^So does your mum.

AAAWWWW SHHHIIIITTT

This is the TSIWYCGTTARGBIYBAYGWCTMBAGPTC bitch!

 

[LadyHotrod]

Obviously she blows. That's what women do.

 

[C4]

How do you exactly know that those are the things which you need to rape a child? :g:

Either you have been involved in such an incident when you were a kid :unsure: or you have raped a child yourself. This is fucking Blue thread, believe me. You people make this world a hard place to live in. Sure you were having fun over there having this "funny" topic but it's offensive to some dick heads like me. Having sexual intercourse with a child is as bad as kissing a penguins vagina and having oral sex with him. :disgust1:

 

[Markz]

Did you read that post properly, it never says that you rape them, the vaseline was for a cheeky wank! Can't a kid eat candy?!

Also you were offended? Did I rape you? Hmmm no. So before you try and start an argument with someone with a brain, just hop on your bike and ride away. Hmmkay?

 

[C4]

Did you read that post properly, it never says that you rape them, the vaseline was for a cheeky wank! Can't a kid eat candy?!

In-direct child related sexual abuse brother. :disgust1: I didn't read the whole post because the first line said it all and made me feel sick:

How to rape a small child:

You need; Rope; Vaseline; Candy; Tissues; a Van.

But anyways, I'll sit on my bike and go home... Mr.Mackey? Are you a south park fan or what? Because I love southpark.

 

[Markz]

When they are done un-tie them and let them continue on their way to the pediatrician.

The vaseline was for a cheeky wank in the front seat.

I'm too good for South Park.

 

[John]

um ok. southpark is ok but not as good as family guy. i recently watched sp and it turned my views on it around.

 

[Markz]

Fuck off, this isn't a place to talk about SP, this is were you talk about masturbation!

 

[LadyHotrod]

boobs.

 

[John]

an apsolutely fascinating topic, which kicks south park's ass for sure.