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  1. Paul Diaz-Berrio

    Goodbye everyone

    As of today, I'm leaving WWE Forums. I enjoyed my stay here very much and I've had some really interesting conversations with many members here, but my fire has died out and I no longer have the passion to post here. I've been posting less and less over time, even though I've participated in...
  2. Paul Diaz-Berrio

    Definitions of RAW

    FUBAR is but one of many different acronyms for a wide variety of things. I thought we might indulge ourselves and consider what RAW stands for. I personally think it is... Raging Ambitions Warriors And you?
  3. Paul Diaz-Berrio

    Insult jargon

    I know barbs of many kinds, but there are some I'm not so familiar with. Please let this thread be dedicated to those like me who are well versed in the art of slander, but not experts. For example, what did Nikki Bella mean when she said about Karma, the guy who got you pregnant must "have...
  4. Paul Diaz-Berrio

    Interpretation of jokes

    I have heard a number of jokes, but there are quite a few that I can't quite grasp. Please help me understand them better. For example, "getting hooked with a seat belt". What does that mean?
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    Lyrics translation

    Sometimes, lyrics can get lost in translation, or there are parts of them that for people who aren't skilled in vernacular or coloquial speech might miss. I thought I'd create this thread to shed as much light on some of the rap songs that have been composed. I've decided to start with "Big"...
  6. Paul Diaz-Berrio

    Wrestling bios - the truth told from different angles

    I've taken it upon myself to dive into the worlds of different wrestlers in order to better understand them and in doing so, the human condition. There are many sides to all stories and the best way to know them so we can arrive at our own conclusions is to first examine the proof that is...
  7. Paul Diaz-Berrio

    The best heels in wrestling

    Who do you think were the best of them? There were so many, yet only a few stood out. I personally nominate Ted Dibiase, Kevin Owens, Jake Roberts, the Undertaker and the Doctor of Thuganomics.
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    The Cyberdemon Lord of Deimos

    This is a size comparison of the Cyberdemon Lord of Deimos and his smaller minion, the Cyberdemon Boss, from Brutal Doom, Hell on Earth Starter Pack. I am unable to find out through the game files how tall the Cyberdemon Lord is, as there are no game files to verify, but there is one on the...
  9. Paul Diaz-Berrio

    Theories of reality show TV

    In my opinion, the reality show is a way for people who take part in it to be granted more security in their private lives than they would if people didn't know what was going on in them. Even if the segments are recreations of what's already happened, they allow us to watch what they go through...
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    The plague of darkness

    Back in 1998, the Undertaker claimed that he and his ministry of darkness were going to unleash a plague on WWE. Even though they were stopped in their tracks by Stone Cold and the Rock, we could argue that in the coming months, a number of events took place that suggested they'd infected the...
  11. Paul Diaz-Berrio

    Why DDP, why?

    I've been thinking about something that's bugged me since I learned the finer details of the fight between DDP and Scott Steiner. After he was insulted, DDP didn't come to the ring and come face to face with Steiner - he waited for him backstage to do it. In a very premeditated way, DDP wanted...
  12. Paul Diaz-Berrio

    Are you better than me?

    The Undertaker asked Jim Ross this moments before forcing him to kiss Vince Mcmahon's ass back in late 01. I have to wonder if Mark Callaway was implying that he was gay, seeing as he kissed Vince's ass as much as Jim Ross did. The idea he puts foreward is that they both worked for Vince...
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    Deaf gaming

    Imagine this: you pretend to be deaf and play a video game, a first person shooter game, to simulate the idea most effectively. What would it be like to rely only on sight, oblivious to the sounds of the world while you go about your various quests, as part of the story, or in your firefights...
  14. Paul Diaz-Berrio

    What can happen has happened...

    ... According to the theory of the Quantum Universe. Whatever is possible has taken place in different universes and they all exist side by side. Star Trek TNG explored this in one episode and it was very interesting. I would like to explore it here, on this forum. So many things have happened...
  15. Paul Diaz-Berrio

    Big Sexy Killer Nash

    I've heard a number of things in my life as a wrestling fan, but once, Kevin Nash reacted in a very malevolent way to Carl Pierre Oulette when he challenged Nash to a fight. His words were, according to his testimony... "Dude, if I stand up, I'm not gonna stop, no matter how much you tell me...
  16. Paul Diaz-Berrio

    Making the bad guy unlikeable

    In the 1980's and 1990's the writers tended to make the villains do things that made it impossible to sympathise with them. There are many examples, but some of them really stand out like... The Punisher (1989) Franco, the Mafia boss, is fighting Frank Castle to make sure he and his son...
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    Interview styles

    I would like us to look at the different styles of interview that the wrestlers use. Each of them has a different way to talk and they all come together to pieces of a great puzzle. Let's start with... Andre the Giant To my ear, he always spoke with a fatalistic, poetic verse that left no...
  18. Paul Diaz-Berrio

    To be the man...

    You gotta beat the man. Becky Lynch has put herself in quite a tough position. Who's the man she's gotta beat?
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    Drunken personalities

    The inebriated wrestlers of WWE have always been a touchy subject, but sometimes they could be downright funny, like Brie Bella and Paige. I mean, when they got drunk on Total Divas, I LMAO. It was so funny how Brie stood on the table and spread her arms wide, asking the local pub goers to make...
  20. Paul Diaz-Berrio

    Law enforcement helps people who are threatening

    I never really dwelt on that until recently, but in the last few months, after watching CSI New York and reflecting on The Mentalist, I've reached the conclusion that the people who are shot dead by the police, and members of other law enforcement bodies, are helped. Think of it, no jail time...
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