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  1. Favorite teams...

    My sick thoughts I live away from any real media center MLB Oakland A's NFL Dallas Cowboy's Neckcar Tony Stewart NBA Portland Traiblazers MLS ?????? F-1 Kimi MMA Wanderlei Silva WWE HHH NHL wish i knew more
  2. Soulpower

    Soulpower Rules!!! + smoke up while you are young
  3. True or False: MMA Will Be An Olympic Sport In Our Lifetime

    Yes it will be, but it shouldn't be. If the Olympics were just track and field. I would be happy. Winter? No winter in Greece, but some ice skating and downhill skiing would be fine. The rest is a joke.
  4. Official "UFC 88: Breakthrough" Discussion

    I am not a Chuck fan, but he fought a smart fight agaist Silva. He boxed his way in and landed alot of punches. If he had charged, like Rampage (2X), or Jarrdine, he would have been killed. I give him more credit than I used to and I think he will find a way to beat the kid.
  5. Hair long or short??

    Hair to the ass! It takes a girl with an incredibly perfect face to pull off short hair for me.
  6. Does anyone chew?

    I dipped Copenhagen for 17 years, from the age of 17 to 34. I flat out loved the stuff. I learned in high school to put it in my upper lip. This meant I could absorb nicotine and not have to spit. At the time, and into college, I played baseball, and then came home and went to logging, so I...
  7. Dogs... :(

    Learn to drink yourself to sleep. You won't hear shit for at least 6 hours.
  8. The Simpsons 51 Man Battle Royal

    Homer Simpson 22 Bart Simpson 15 Maggie Simpson 3 Santa's Little Helper (dog) 6 Abraham Simpson 10 Herb Simpson 5 Duffman 7 Ned Flanders 8 Professor Frink 6 Barney Gumble 7 Dr. Hibbert 6 Reverend Timothy Lovejoy 3 The Sea Captain 6 Hans Moleman 9 Bleeding Gums Murphy 5 Apu...
  9. Wrestler's and their Movies

    A couple more TV spots King Kong Bundy on Married with Children Macho Man voice on a recent King of th Hill
  10. The Simpsons 51 Man Battle Royal

    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homer Simpson 21 Marge Simpson 1 Bart Simpson 13 Maggie Simpson 4 Santa's Little Helper (dog) 6 Abraham Simpson 9 Herb Simpson 5 Duffman 7 Maude Flanders 4 Ned Flanders 8 Professor Frink 6 Barney...
  11. The Punisher a.k.a Test a.k.a Andrew Martin Shoots On WWE; Talks TNA Debut, More

    Two cloned idiots, who hits the Big Boot first, I can't wait for that.
  12. Best Friday the 13th film?

    X just because of the naked chicks in the sleeping bag, and then the next shot he is swinging the bag and beating them to death. I may be sick, but that was one of the funniest things I ever saw.
  13. Your Top 5 Movies

    I think I have done this before, but my answers may have changed. 1. Bull Durham 2. Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back 3. The Usual Suspects 4. The Silence of the Lambs 5. Unforgiven
  14. Best Adult Swim Show

    All of these are funny, but Futurama is so much better than all the rest. Math jokes, fart jokes, Bender shit a brick. The whole show had enough smart, and enough stupid, to make me love it. Can't wait for the new ones.
  15. Top 3 Best Comedy Movies Ever

    Bull Durham (Always #1) The Jerk Super Troopers
  16. Is Chris Benoit a Hall of Famer?

    Old thread, but I missed it before and someone else bumped it. The WWE Hall of Fame is all about feeling good about the past, and the Benoit story can never be that. He was one my favorites since I first saw him on WCW (I think he was a Horseman at the time). In the ring, he was as good as...
  17. HHH Return Music

    The Game by Motorhead has always been my favotite entrance music. Back when I played the wrestling video games, I always used it for my character, and never got sick of it. I want him to come back, spit his water, and be The Game.
  18. Do you support Michael Vick?

    I don't think any sports league, should take any action, against any player, without a conviction. If I worked at McDonalds, and got charged with DUI, I wouldn't be fired, until I lost my license, and couldn't get to work. It is still America, and you should be innocent until proven guilty...
  19. A-Z Movies/TV Shows

    Unforgiven The best Western ever !!!
  20. How do you like your steak?

    Rare, on a good cut of beef.