...just kidding, here we go. RAW IS BACK BABY!
Starting out with a fatal fourway, personally I would have had someone else win, but good job by Tapout picking up the W. So Sheamus is the #1 Contender for Hogan's title? I think, I'm not sure on what changed to what, but good luck with Hogan, since nobody has seemed to be able to dethrone him quite yet.
I really liked the Styes/Dixie promo, good stuff there Chase, the Bubba Ray one previous was also solid!
My match is next and I love how Taz shows up exclusively to Tyson Kidd matches, always gives me a good laugh, props to Chase for those little touches. Slim was really fun to TT against, and I'm sure we'll have a handful of encounters to come. The match did a perfect job setting up a match for the future with Trish/Nattie, with neither diva getting a huge advantage. I like how security had to break them up too, gives us both a lot to go off on for the future. Can't wait to see with the future has in store for this feud.
Drew Mcintyre promo, since I hate this guy in real life, there is no way I can like him in the fed, it was a good solid promo, I just can't like anything about the guy.
HBK promo, my pick to win this battle royal, but idk yet, I'll have to read everyone elses promos. I really like Shawn's HBK, I think he plays him very well. His first run didn't last too terribly long (?) I think, so maybe if he wins, he can get a nice big reign.
Ambrose/Orton promo, very good stuff, Ambrose could also get the win in this Battle Royal, ahhhhhh, I don't know.
Jericho! F Yeah! Idk who's playing him, but they're playing my favorite era of Y2J so props to them, good stuff. Orton comes out and makes a match for Starcade? Which is the next PPV, so we're just ditching SS completely? Okay, and he'll face Ambrose. Cool, cool.
Promo from the solo tag-team Champions, Batista, great promo. My fav so far, I dig it, good job Shane, you know I enjoy your Batista. I think? Well you should know, because it's great.
Miz/Hogan, Hogan wins, again. Continuing that success from impact. Good job iBunka.
Biiiiiiig Cena promo, good job Bliz. With all these promos, I really don't know who's gonna win this battle royal, really everyone brought their A game. Seriously though, that thread was one of the best ever, nobody is a loser tbh.
Steve Borden beats Kane, ehhhh, I would have liked Kane to carry that belt for a long long time, to really legitimize him as a monster. But that's just my take on things.
BEARDS! Bryan, Sandow, Wyatt, I think Im missing something here? Probably before my time.
Even the entrances have me pumped for this! Let's do this! Wyatt eliminated first, I'm sure it has nothing to do with Sam's performance in the thread bc he tore it down, along with everyone else. Oh something about Y.E.S., that's before Mr. Clacks time here in the U dubb Eff. I wouldn't know about that sooooo, Sandow is gone. Cena gets eliminated then eliminated Bryan, Euro title match at Starcade? Ambrose is gone, then Styles soon after, would have liked to see Chase hold it. Down to Batista and HBK and OOOOOHHHHHH shit my pick wins. Great match yo, Shawn, make Raw look good and be a great World Champion. SBS, great job on that match, I loved it! And Chase, great job on every other match, things are looking good after this reboot, happy to be apart of the Red brand. Oh and Schmidty, good job on your match too bruh!