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Re: Wednesday Night Anarchy 7/24/13 Edition Preview!

Were just waiting for one final match to be written. It'll be up soon!

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Re: Wednesday Night Anarchy 7/24/13 Edition Preview!

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Wednesday Night Anarchy 7/24/13 Edition! The Show!!

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The crowd go crazy as the Anarchy theme plays and pyro goes off inside the sold out arena. The camera quickly pans the crowd and then up the ramp as the pyro continues to shoot out of everywhere imaginable before suddenly...

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The crowd begin to boo loudly as Vince Russo's entrance theme plays over the PA system. Before long Russo walks out onto the stage with a black baseball bat in hand. He looks around at the crowd before smirking and heading on down to the ring. He rolls into the ring without much fanfare and demands he is handed a microphone by the ring announcer Christy Hemme.

Vince Russo: Shut up! Each and every one of you that are booing me right now, shut your mouths before I hop that barricade, tear up your tickets, and have security escort you out of the building, after I give you the beating your mothers and fathers should have, that is! Now I've heard you in the airports and outside of the arena, I've seen your Facebook walls and Twitter feeds, you're all using different words to summarize what you thought of Lockdown. Amazing, incredible, epic, outstanding, so forth and so on. I have a different word that I'd use for it: fluke. Only two matches went my way that night, Homicide kept that big nosed barbarian Triple H from winning the Ironman Championship, that made me happy. And even though Sheamus' performance set the entire federation back, I was happy when Umaga squashed him and retained the Extreme Championship. Everything else though completely pissed me off. Flandisco is the International Champion? Rhino's back from his suspension? And worst of all, Sting's still employed.

The crowd erupts into cheers as Russo becomes even more infuriated.

Vince Russo: Oh yeah, that makes you real happy, doesn't it? Because now, per his agreement with Mr. McMahon, he gets whatever he wants! In fact, he gets three things that he desires, one for each layer of the cage! So ya know what, "Icon", let's get this out of the way and over with. I'm giving you the floor to come out here and tell all of us what you've chosen the spoils of your victory to be.

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”Throw it Up” starts to play as Trish makes her appearance on the stage much to the dislike of the crowd as she proudly shows off her title belt.



She makes her way down the ramp and enters the ring with her belt held high. She then pulls out her mic as she looks out at the crowd.



That's Miss Stratus To You

Do not act like you are surprised to see me. All of you knew that I would be here. That I would have something to say because I always have something to say. Pretty much I am the greatest woman alive. The greatest manager alive. And I’m managing the best at this moment on Anarchy. I mean look at the path of destruction that he has left. Taz is gone. Sheamus is gone. Soon Fandingaling is going to be hurting so badly that he’ll want to hand over his belt and return to being Jamie Curtis again. But the fact of the matter is… I’m just saying that there really isn’t anything left here for me and my client to do. We’ve done it all, we have conquered everyone and everything. We have pretty much done everything that there is to do, we’ve beaten everyone that has mattered, we’ve seen some of those people disappear never to be seen again.

And you tell me what does my monster get? What does my client get? We’ve beaten everyone put in our path, we’ve dominated. We’ve made these “champions” look like chumps. We’ve decimated the roster to the point there is virtually nobody left. There is no challenger out there. There is nobody out there to put up a fight against us and yet all you people do is stick my monster out there to defend his belt? Really? You continue to hold him back when he deserves the chances that you are giving those losers over and over again. Losers that he could easily destroy but then that would ruin things wouldn’t it? Because you don’t want my monster to truly rule like he should. You all do not want us to rule over Anarchy like we rightfully should because we are the definition of Anarchy. We are what all of you are afraid of. We are the ones that people tremble when they see us coming to the ring. We are the ones that people learn to fear.

We will be the ones that will continue to destroy anything and everything to the point that the roster will be non existent. There will be nothing and nobody left because all will have been trampled under Umaga’s feet and all that will be left is that International Title that you will not give my monster even one shot at. But yet you give us all of these nobodies? I want all of you to listen and listen real real good… are you listening?

There is NOBODY left. There is NO CHALLENGER out there. NOBODY! NOTHING! So stop giving us these nothings that don’t even deserve a shot and give us what we deserve. Give us our shot.

Trish lowers her mic as Russo begins speaking again.

Vince Russo: I don't care how badly you feel you've been overlooked or how much you want that title shot, you don't EVER interrupt me. It's true that you boast an impressive resume' of managing Edge and The Rock and Umaga and probably Zasalamel or Slim or someone else in some other fed along the way but who really cares about that besides you and those men? NO ONE. I am Vince Russo, one of the greatest minds the wrestling business has ever seen, and in case you've forgotten, the General Manager of Anarchy which means not only can I make Umaga defend his Extreme Championship at any time and in any kind of match I so choose, but I can have you back turning tricks so fast it'll break the condom in your pimp's pocket. I have half a mind to...

IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLL

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is cookin…

The fans become completely unglued. The cheers are nearly deafening… and then they become deafening as The Rock is there live.



A loud “Rocky” chant breaks out as The Rock walks down to the ring. He enters the ring and raises the mic to his mouth.

The Rock:

I want you to understand something, Vince. The Rock doesn't give one of Jamie Curtis' movie credits what your name is. Whether it's Vicious Vincent. (What?) Vic Venom. (What?) V For Vendetta. (What?) Big Daddy V. (What?) Vinnie Vegas. (What?) Or if you're one of the VR Troopers drinking V8 juice, you don't ever, and The Rock means EVERRRR...talk to Trish Stratus that way. You got a problem with Trish saying there's no competition left on Anarchy? Well she's right. Umaga's done beaten the monkey piss out of everyone and their grandmother on this roster. Sure there's a few fresh faces that haven't yet tasted the Samoan Spike, but you're gonna stand there with a straight face and tell The Rock that that's the reason Umaga hasn't been given a shot at the top title yet? You're gonna hold my boy back because he hasn't gotten a hold of Al Snow and Perry Saturn and shoved the mop and mannequin head in the deepest regions of their respective jungles? You're gonna hold my boy back because he hasn't put Bully Ray on a diet that'll actually work for him low in fat but high on ass kicking? You're gonna stand there with your unkept beard looking like someone glued Mr. Roger's pubes to your face and tell me that because Seth Rollins hasn't come out here with bats flying out of his ass and fire coming out of his mouth only to have Umaga bitch slap him with his own My Chemical Romance CD, the "Samoan Bulldozer" has to wait his turn?

Well ya know what, Umaga's a patient dude, he's fine with whoopin' candy ass until he gets thrown a bone, but someone like The Rock, isn't that patient. I go where I want, say what I want, do what I want, and on that note I say that if you aren't willing to give Umaga a shot at the International Championship, maybe you'd be for the idea of The Rock getting into the ring with Fandango and getting him some!

The crowd absolutely explodes at the idea of this as Vince now has the floor again. But just as he goes to respond, the lights go out.

When a man's heart is full of deceit
it burns up, dies, and a dark shadow
falls over his soul.

From the ashes of a once great man has risen a curse,
a wrong that must be righted.
We look to the skies for a vindicator,
someone to strike fear into the black heart of the same man who created him.

The battle between good and evil has begun.
Against an army of shadows comes the dark warrior,
the purveyor of good, with a voice of silence,
and a mission of justice.

This. Is. Sting.

After a brief moment of silence and darkness, the entrance theme of the "Icon" begins to play.

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The theme is "Willing" by Times of Grace, being heard for the first time in UWF, but the fans are still cheering like crazy as they know who it belongs to because of the reading of the poem. The Rock watches the stage intently while Trish and Russo look displeased as Sting walks out and gestures proudly to the cheering crowd.

Sting makes his way down the ramp and enters the ring, raising the microphone he's holding up to his mouth as "Willing" fades out to silence.

Sting: Normally I wouldn't be all that concerned with a situation like this, but Vince Russo isn't a hard man to impose your will upon, plus he's given title shots to people far less meaningful to the wrestling industry and even let them hold the strap so I had to come out here and put an end to this. It's always nice to see you in this neck of the woods, Rock, but I hate to tell you, that title match isn't happening as long as I'm around. I don't think it's fair for an inactive competitor to just walk in and get a shot at the biggest prize, especially when you're cutting men like CM Punk and Rhino that have rematch clauses in line in order to get it. Vince has his reasons for making Umaga wait, and you're just going to have to accept that. But raining on your parade isn't the only reason I came out here, Rock, I've come to share the downpour and rain on the parades of Vince, Trish, and Umaga as well. As has already been mentioned, I've been granted whatever I want, three things, and I feel it's time that I let you all know exactly what those things are.

The Rock places his hand over Sting's microphone and pushes it downward as the crowd cheers this.

The Rock:

Be honest, Sting, there's another reason you don't want The Rock to have a shot at the International Championship. It's because you're still harboring resentment over the fact that you couldn't get the job done yourself. You had a shot at the belt on the grandest stage of them all and choked, so hard in fact that you almost retired after that night. Don't take that out on me, it's not The Rock's fault that you haven't accomplished anything as of late to justify that iconship anymore. Besides, you don't have any pull around here, and Vince Russo hates your guts, so there's nothing you can do about it if he makes The Rock versus Fandango for the International Championship!

The crowd pops for this as Sting removes Rock's hand and raises the microphone to his mouth.

Sting: Are you of the impression that this is my first rodeo, Rock? There might not be much I can do in the way of politicking, but I can sure get physical and stop you from getting an undeserved opportunity that way.

The two men stand nose-to-nose, intensity in their eyes as the crowd comes unglued in excitement as they begin a, "Sting and Rock!" chant. Sting suddenly cracks a smile as he backs up from Rock so that their noses are no longer touching.

Sting: But, there's another matter of business I want to get to first. Trish just stood there and said there's no more competition left for Umaga here on Anarchy, and you backed up that claim. Well, Rock, Trish, I disagree with you. There is competition for Umaga yet, living and breathing competition for Umaga right here in UWF, right here on Anarchy, right here...in this ring. You see, Umaga has something I want, something that used to belong to me several months ago, and that's the Extreme Championship. Now that my other business has been handled, my schedule is wide open and I'm coming for my belt, and since I beat Umaga the last time he and I were in the same ring competing, I'd say that makes my chances pretty strong and makes he and I even at one win apiece. It's time to find out who's the better of us and crown the true Extreme Champion of UWF. That's one thing I want, myself versus Umaga for the Extreme Championship at Summerslam in a Last Man Standing match!

The crowd pops for this as Sting continues.

Sting: Thing number two. I don't have anything against you guys at ringside but I, along with just about everyone else that watches the show, have no idea who Tony Dawson is. So I think it's about time we bring back one of the voices of Anarchy to where he belongs. But I'm a nice guy, so I'm going to let Tony have one last night in the booth. Starting next week though, Joey Styles is back!

The fans start a, "Joey! Joey! Joey!" chant as Sting gets ready to reveal the third thing, but he is cut off by Russo.

Vince Russo: All right, that's enough. Get on with the final thing and get out of my ring!

Sting turns his attention to Russo with a smile on his face.

Sting: Gladly. Now this one required the most thought. Vince, letting you be in power all by yourself is a mistake, so for the third thing I thought less about what I want or need and entirely about what the product needs. The product needs you to have someone to reel you in, someone for you to divide your power with 50/50. However, that someone couldn't be just any old someone, it had to be somebody I knew wouldn't betray me or go to war with me like you and all of the other General Managers have. And ya know what, I didn't have to look far. However, before I reveal their identity, I would like to add a nice little catch I added to the agreement. Neither you or anyone else can fire this man, only I have the power to do that, but I won't have to because ladies and gentlemen, your co-General Manager of Anarchy is Mick Foley!

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The roof absolutely comes off the place as "Wreck" by Jim Johnston, the beloved and world known theme of Mick Foley, begins to play. It isn't long before the fans are greeted by the Micker as he comes walking through the curtain and makes his way to the ring.

The fans begin a "Foley!" chant as Mick retrieves a microphone from ringside and enters the ring, ready to address everyone as his music fades out to silence.

Mick Foley: First and foremost, I would like to thank Sting for using one of his rewards to not only give me a reason to come off strike, but for putting me in such a prestigious position. Vince Russo, I hate your damn guts, and I'm going to enjoy making your life a living hell from this day forward. Now, on a brighter note, we've got quite a stacked show tonight, in fact you could say we've got a SuperShow happening tonight! So before tensions get any higher, what do you say we get out of this ring and let these superstars do what they do best?

Russo is the first to leave as he exits the ring angrily and makes his way up the ramp with his head hung as he shakes it in disappointment. Trish is next as she waits ringside for The Rock who gets in Sting's face again for a moment before leaving the ring and exiting to the back with her. Sting and Foley then leave together as the camera pans over to the commentary table where William Regal and Tony Dawson are sitting by.

Tony Dawson: Good evening everyone and welcome to Wednesday Night Anarchy. Already we're off to an explosive start, wouldn't you say, Will?

William Regal: It's William. Don't ever call me Will.

Tony Dawson: Sorry.

William Regal: You should be. I carry my brass knuckles all the time, you know.

Tony Dawson: That won't be necessary. William, would you mind weighing in on what just happened?

William Regal: Well it's certainly a tough break for you, what with this being your last night and everything.

Tony Dawson: True but what a great show to go out on. Can you imagine Umaga getting that International Championship shot, or The Rock since he threw his name out there?

William Regal: A lot of great things teased, but the only thing we know for sure is Summerslam already has its first match-up in Sting versus Umaga.

Tony Dawson: But before we get there, we focus on tonight, where both Umaga and Sting have huge challenges ahead. Umaga tangling with the new International Champion Fandango in our main event and Sting taking on the Ironman Champion Homicide.

William Regal: And outside of those two great matches, our Ironman Championship tournament is underway and what a list of potential contenders we've got.

Tony Dawson: Right you are, William. Like two of the men that just had a shot at the International Championship, known rivals Dolph Ziggler and Matt Hardy.

William Regal: Those two will do battle tonight, as will "The Game" Triple H and the very technically sound Tyson Kidd.

Tony Dawson: Plus, it's a night of returns as Bully Ray has returned to these parts and takes on the holder of the Anarchy briefcase, Seth Rollins.

William Regal: And also making his return is Rhino as he takes on one half of MopHead, Perry Saturn, who is making his UWF debut.

Tony Dawson: I can't wait anymore, let's get things started!

DING DING!

As the opening bell rings, the camera pans to the ring where Christy Hemme is standing by, ready to do the introductions for the first match.

Introducing first, from Greenwich, Connecticut, weighing in at 255 pound, he is 'The Game' Triple H!


Triple H stands on the entrance as the fans lend out a nice pop to The Game. Triple H is holding his head down the raises it up as he spits water into the air, then yells out a war cry as he heads down towards the ring. He walks down the ramp as he is in complete focus then turns at ringside and steps onto the apron, then looks into the crowd. Triple H then drinks some more water and spits it into the crowd, then throws the bottle away as he enters the ring and poses to the crowd.

And his opponent, being accompanied by Natalya Neidhart ,from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 199 pounds... Tyson Kidd!

Tyson Kidd enters the stage and poses with Natalya Neidhart as they both make their way down towards the ring. Kidd enters the apron as he holds the ropes down so Neidhart can easily enter the ring. Neidhart and Kidd both pose towards the crowd as they draw some heat from the fans, both are loving it as the audience starts to chant 'USA!'.

Regal: The young lad knows how to work a crowd. This should be quite a show, don't you agree?

Dawson: I think so, but I don't think Triple H looks too thrilled to be watching Tyson Kidd showing off to the crowd.

Regal: My dear boy, this is going to be a fine wrestling match that we're about to witness right here!

Ding! Ding! Ding!


The crowd is fired up as both Triple H and Tyson Kidd are both warming up in their corners, Natalya Neidhart giving a kiss to Kidd for good luck before stepping off the apron. Triple H mocks Tyson Kidd with a kiss to his hand and blows it towards Kidd, Kidd backing up a few paces with a disgusted look on his face. Triple H then smiles as both men circle each other around the ring before getting into a lockup to start off the match. Kidd tries his best to get the lead over Triple H but The Game has the size and weight advantage and moves Kidd around the ring but Kidd uses his wrestling skills and quickly ducks behind Hunter and applies the hammerlock to him. Triple H moves around as he tries to reach Tyson Kidd but Kidd twists the arm harder as Triple H rotates around the ring, Kidd then transistions into a side headlock before doing a headlock takedown on Triple H while still applying the hold onto The Game. Triple H tries his best to move away but Kidd has the upper hand now as he brings Triple H to his feet with Hunter still attached to the headlock but Triple H shoves Kidd towards the ropes, Kidd then bounces off the ropes and returns to Triple H as Triple H goes for a clothesline but Kidd ducks it, bounces off the ropes again and approaches Triple H as Kidd jumps onto his shoulders and executes a hurricarana onto Triple H!


Dawson: Tyson Kidd is showing great amounts of athleticism, but will it be enough to stand against a seasoned veteran like Triple H?

Regal: I think he could, I've seen him train inside the ring and he's quite an impressive lad. Triple H may have his hands tied in this matchup, if you will.


Triple H is hanging by the ropes as he looks shocked that Tyson Kidd pulled off such a move on him, Kidd looking impressed with himself as Natalya Neidhart is cheering from his corner. Triple H gets onto his feet and refocuses himself as Kidd starts to act cocky in the ring. Kidd then walks up to Triple H as he demands that they go into a test of strength contest, to which Triple H shrugs and goes along with it. Both hands lock together as Kidd tries his hardest to outstrength Triple H but doesn't succeed as Triple H easily brings Kidd to his knees. Kidd looks up in pain as he desperatly tries to outdo Triple H but appears to be failing in terms of energy. Triple H looks satisfied until Kidd quickly gets back up and executes a bridging northern nights suplex and holds it for a pin...

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And Triple H easily kicks out! Kidd gets back up and celebrates as he knows that pull another fast one over The Game. Triple H is back up as well and doesn't look to pleased on what happened. Tyson Kidd looks excited as he looks at Triple H and slowly walks up to him, raising his arms up and confronts him in an alpha male-like manner. Triple H has had enough and punches him across the face which sends Kidd back a few steps. Kidd checks his hand for blood, his smile gone from his face as he takes a step towards Triple H but Hunter hits Kidd with a running clothesline! Kidd gets back up almost instantly but gets hit with another clothesline, then gets up for a second time but receives a jumping knee smash to the face which is then followed by a running neckbreaker! Triple H gets onto his feet as he looks down at Kidd with a frown, then bounces off the ropes nearby and nails a running knee drop to Tyson Kidd in the head! Kidd rolls away while comforting his forhead as Triple H walks up to Kidd and clubs him in the back several times before throwing him to the corner, where he lands several punches to the face. Triple H then backs up and looks at Kidd before running up to him but Kidd kicks The Game in the face, then runs up to Triple H but to only get a spinning spinebuster from Triple H! Triple H then goes for the cover...

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And Tyson Kidd kicks out! Triple H wipes some hair away from his face as he exhales deeply before bringing Kidd back to his feet. Natalya Neidhart cheers on from ringside as Triple H brings Kidd towards the corner again where he begins to lay down some knee shots to the midsection before whipping him to the other corner. Triple H then runs up and goes for a running clothesline but Kidd quickly retreats and slides out of the ring. Neidhart runs up to support her man as Triple H can only roll his eyes as Kidd has developed a sly smile on his face. Despite being no countouts, the referee tells Kidd to get into the ring but Kidd refuses to, so Triple H exits the ring instead. Kidd runs around at ringside as Triple H is on the chase. Kidd makes a full lap around the ring as Neidhart stops Triple H on his tracks, trying to stop the chase but Triple H is now arguing back. Kidd though slides inside the ring and runs towards the ropes and performs a baseball slide kick to Triple H, The Game crashing onto the barricade nearby!


Regal: That Tyson Kidd lad is a cunning one, I must say. Plenty of potential in him.

Dawson: Maybe so, but he's playing with a bull William and he's going to get caught in his horns soon enough!


Triple H is hanging onto the barricade as Kidd slips out to ringside and kicks him in the stomach, Triple H falling to one knee as Kidd lands a powerful punch to the skull, then backs up a few paces and runs up to The Game and nails a running big boot to Hunter, knocking him down onto the floor. Neidhart is yelling at Triple H nearby as Kidd grabs Hunter by the hair and smashes his face onto the steel steps nearby! Triple H is stunned as Kidd then throws The Game back inside the ring and climbs onto the apron. Triple H makes it back up and turns around to face Kidd but Kidd jumps onto the ropes and executes a springboard dropkick onto Triple H! Triple H goes flying across the ring as Kidd stands up and poses towards the crowd, which causes Natalya Niedhart to cheer for her man at ringside. Kidd then brings Triple H onto his feet and shoves him to the corner, then places him on the top turnbuckle and punches The Game in the head several times to stun him, then jumps onto the ropes and twists his body towards Triple H and performs a springboard frankensteiner onto Triple H! Kidd once again shows off his confidence by posing towards the crowd before going for the cover...

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And Triple H kicks out! Tyson looks annoyed that Triple H isn't willing to back out from the match yet. Triple H looks out of it as Kidd flips Triple H onto his stomach and places his knee onto Hunter's back as Tyson Kidd gets Triple H into the chinlock. Triple H tries to reach for the ropes but he is too far away as Kidd applies more pressure onto the hold, causing Triple H to cry out in pain. Triple H starts to crawl towards the ropes and leans in as he's inches away from them but Kidd quickly lets go of the hold and stomps onto Triple H several times which keeps him grounded. Kidd starts to mock The Game with insults as Triple H is on his back now, peering up to the cocky Tyson Kidd as Kidd drags Triple H towards the center of the ring and gets him into the sharpshooter position but Triple H pulls him forwards and gets him into the small package!


Dawson: Look at this!


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Tyson Kidd breaks the small package pin! Kidd rolls away and can't believe that Triple H just did that. Triple H makes it back up but gets ambushed from an enraged Kidd as he starts to bash Triple H in the head with his fists by the corner but Triple H counters with a knee to the gut of Tyson Kidd. Kidd backs up a few paces then charges at Triple H but Hunter counters with a back toss, Kidd however lands onto the top turnbuckle! Triple H turns around to see where Kidd is at but Kidd jumps off the turnbuckle and executes a Diving Somersault Neckbreaker onto Triple H! Neidhart is extremely happy about that as Tyson Kidd goes down for the cover...


Dawson: This could be it!


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AND TRIPLE H KICKS OUT!! Everyone in the arena is in complete shock including Tyson Kidd, who thought that he would've won the match right there. Kidd then moves towards the ropes and exits to the apron, then jumps onto the ropes as he goes for a springboard elbow drop but Triple H rolls out of the way and Kidd crashes to the mat, holding onto his elbow in agony. Triple H up now as Tyson Kidd is getting up but gets clotheslined from Triple H. Triple H is feeling it now as Kidd tries to get up again but receives a flying knee strike to the face from Hunter as Kidd goes down from the hit. Triple H is holding onto the ropes as he takes a deep breath before approaching a rising Kidd and kicking him in the stomach, then setting him up for the Pedigree but Kidd quickly takes Triple H down and gets him into the sharpshooter position, but falls backwards as he applies the Dungeon Lock onto Triple H, but doesn't have the hold on tight enough because Triple H easily broke the lock and pushed Kidd away. Tyson Kidd then gets up and approaches Triple H but Triple H quickly kicks Kidd in the gut again and drives Kidd's head between his knees and nails the Pedigree onto Kidd! Neidhart looks shocked as Triple H goes down for the cover...


Regal: What a brutal move from Triple H. This could be it!


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TYSON KIDD KICKS OUT! It is now Triple H's turn to feel shocked from not winning the match. Natalya looks happy that her man is still fighting as Triple H has Kidd back onto his feet. Triple H is holding onto Tyson Kidd's head as he mutters something to him before landing a huge snap punch that sends Kidd crashing back to the ground. Natalya starts to scream at Triple H but Hunter ignores her as he picks up Kidd and goes for a clothesline but Kidd ducks it and hits a spinning heel kick onto Triple H's head, knocking him back towards the ropes. Kidd then runs up and jumps at Triple H as he goes for the tornado DDT but Triple H pushes him away as he lands on his feet, then runs up to Kidd as he nails another running neckbreaker onto Kidd! Triple H is feeling it now as he wraps his legs around Kidd's and gets him into the figure four leg lock! Tyson Kidd tries to escape from the hold but is unable to as Triple H has it locked on tight. Kidd then flops around the ring as he desperately tries to find a way out but is not able to. Natalya is at ringside trying to cheer her man on but Kidd doesn't see a way out so he decides to tap out to the figure four leg lock!


Ding! Ding! Ding!


You're winner of the match via Submission and advancing in the Ironman Championship Tournament: Triple H!

The crowd pops loudly as Triple H is helped up from the referee as Hunter celebrates in the ring over his big win to advance in the tournament. He exits the ring as he looks excited to be one step closer to get his rematch against Homicide at Summerslam while Natalya Neidhart checks on Tyson Kidd, glaring at Triple H in the process. Triple H can only shrug at Natalya before turning away and walking up the ramp as he heads to the back. The ring is then cleared for the next part of the show

The lights go out and the crowd loves it. They apparently like this dark and mysterious stuff until suddenly...

GORE! GORE! GOOOORE!

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The battle cry of the War Machine resounds throughout the arena and the crowd instantly drowns out the intro to Rhino’s entrance music as he comes running out, a spotlight shining brightly upon him. He seems to be doing his typical thing until he suddenly stops at the top of the ramp and looks around. The lights are still out so he can’t see much, other than the flashing lights of cameras.

He walks down slowly to the ring. He doesn’t seem to notice the crowd as he seems to be focused on going to the ring. He enters the ring and stops right at a chair that wasn’t there earlier. He walks over to the side where the time keeper is and requests a microphone.

Upon receiving the microphone he takes a seat in the chair with the spotlight still on him. He takes his time as he waits for total silence. Once he is satisfied he brings the microphone to his lips.

“The War Machine” Rhino:
You’ll have to excuse my behaviour; I’ve had a lot of time to think about my choice of words lately. I know I’m usually a crazy in your face kind of guy, but I’ve just been kind of down lately. I was suspended a while back, my first suspension with the company. I feel ashamed honestly, all this because I wanted some Canadian bacon. That’s right, Canadian bacon. You can’t get anything better. I’m willing to pay the toll for the border and all that gas. And I had my good friend Christopher Daniels with me who was just happy to come along for the ride honestly. And yes he had been drinking, but I was the one driving. I don’t see what that had to do with anything. But I was kind of pissed to get a phone call after being arrested; UWF told me that they suspended us both for it. I nearly lost my mind honestly, for well over a week I just sat in my house, unmotivated, not willing to do anything. Suddenly a light turned on. I realized that I wouldn’t get anywhere with that kind of attitude. I trained, I wrestled for other smaller companies to keep myself occupied and continued to get some kind of paycheck.

I knew that it wasn’t the type of attitude a former International Champion should have. I’ve been on the top of this Anarchy ladder for a while now. I’ve always been in the spotlight somehow. A lot of the young guys in the back always jump to the conclusion that I am simply just trying to stay relevant. That couldn’t be further from the truth. I’m doing what I love. I’m doing what makes me happy. I’m happy to be where I’m at right now. I’ve worked hard to get to this point in my career. I am well aware of my age, and to be quite honest, I’m not that old. I know my limits and I know I can still go, so all of you in the back, and all of you sitting at home hiding behind your computers constantly attacking me because of my age. BACK OFF! I’m doing this for me and me alone! I’m doing it for the fans that have been there with me since day one! I’m doing this because it’s all I know. All I ever wanted was to be a World Champion after watching my first wrestling show. I knew that one day I’d be that guy that the crowd looked up to for inspiration. I failed you all in that department, so allow me to make up for it.

The crowd is unsure on how to respond as Rhino receives mixed reactions.

I screwed CM Punk out of the International Championship for the second time.

The crowd cheers with a few people left curious at the statement.

Well I won it the first time, but I like to pretend I screwed him out of it. I will admit to screwing him over this time as he’s cheated his way out of losing for far too long. And now that we know the reason behind that, we have no reason to worry. I proved to everybody that if you have some tough bodyguard, it won’t help you. I guess it wasn’t the happy ending that Punk was looking for. I mean he was hoping to retain the title and reveal to the world who his little maid was. Roman Reigns may be an imposing figure, but he’s not someone I’m afraid of. He’s young, and quite frankly really stupid. It doesn’t take much intelligence to put a mask on and beat someone up. Now that your face is attached to that masked man who beat up everybody, you’re a target. A target I’m sure a few people around here wouldn’t mind shooting the bullseye on. But you’re my target right now. And the only reason you’re my target is because of the man you associate yourself with. Let’s be honest, much like Sting and I in the past, CM Punk and I have this war going on. Every chance we get we are going to trash each other, going to try and beat each other up. I’m perfectly fine with that honestly. Unlike Sting and I however, I don’t see how this could possibly end with a handshake. CM Punk is way too cocky for my liking.

He’s got this thing where he honestly believes his own hype and I can’t stand it! He thinks he’s the best in the world, and I have honestly yet to see that. He’s proven to be a coward and a man who talks too much. But I don’t expect him to take me seriously; I don’t expect him to be mad about this. In fact I’m sure he’s listening right now and just thinking of how he’s going to mock me and come off as a cocky asshole. I’m sure he’ll mention beating me twice too, but I don’t care. I got this out in the open. It’s for the public now. So that’s about all I have to say. I’ve had a lot of time to think about it and as you all know, I’m usually terrible with words. I think it’s time I get out of here.

Rhino gets up, the lights turn on and he prepares to leave the ring when suddenly he stops at the ropes. He shakes his head as he stomps back to the middle of the ring.

Oh yeah... FUCK VINCE RUSSO!

The crowd cheer wildly as he finally leaves the ring and heads to the back. The crowd chanting his name all the way to the back.​

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Christy Hemme: The following contest is set for one fall!

I'M HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD!

Dolph Ziggler’s entrance music blares out of the speakers, and the crowd bursts in thunderous boo’s. After the drums kicks in, Ziggler makes his way out onto the stage. Ziggler, as cocky as he can be, struts over to the end of the stage as he does his signature spin, with his back now facing the cameras. Ziggler shakes his hips, as he faces the cameras once again, screaming out ‘how damn good am I?!’. Ziggler continues his entrance down the ramp, as he soaks in the boos and insults from the fans. Ziggler makes his way past the ramp, as he walks over to the side of the ring. Ziggler slides on the apron, as he goes to enter the ring, before stopping and sitting on the middle rope, staring at the fans. Ziggler enters the ring as he jumps on the middle turnbuckle, soaking in the fan’s boos once again, with a smirk across his face. Ziggler hops off the turnbuckle and prepares for his match.

Christy Hemme: Introducing first, from Hollywood, Florida. Weighing in at 225 pounds, Dolph Ziggler!

Search For: MATT HARDY
Enter Keyword: VERSION 1.0

The file finishes loading as Matt Hardy Version 1 enters the arena to a chorus of boo's. Hardy is without student Shannon Moore and fiancee Reby Sky and instead has decided to fly solo tonight. Tonight's Matt Fact is "Matt is a better dancer than Fandango". Hardy stands on the stage and raises the V1 sign into the air before heading down the ramp. He ignores the crowd for the most part, focusing his attention entirely on his opponent for the night Dolph Ziggler. Hardy rolls into the ring and heads to the ropes where he stands on the middle rope and raises the V1 into the air again to soak in the crowd's negative reaction.

Christy Hemme: And his opponent, from Cameron, North Carolina, weighing in at 235 pounds, Matt Hardy Version One!

The match kicks off with Hardy and Ziggler locking up hard in the centre of the ring, they push each other around the ring for a while before Hardy forces Ziggler into the corner. The referee forces a break but this gives an opportunity to Ziggler who reaches over the ref's back to smack Hardy over the head with a right hand. Ziggler now goes on the assault with right hands to the head, Hardy turns him round and forces him into the opposite corner. Hardy then fires the right hands into the head of Ziggler. Hardy then goes to mount Ziggler but Ziggler pushes him down to the mat. Hardy rolls back up onto his feet only to be hit in the jaw with a Standing Dropkick from Dolph Ziggler. Hardy is down on the mat when Ziggler jumps on him, mounts him and rocks him with hands to the head. Ziggler then gets up, rubs his hands through his hair and flicks the grease into the crowd, showing off as usual from Ziggler.

Dawson: This has been back and forth thus far but it looks as if Ziggler has got the advantage.

Regal: Two magnificent athletes going head to head, truly mesmerising.

Ziggler grabs Hardy as he gets up and locks in a Side Headlock. Hardy walks backwards towards the ropes and goes to push Ziggler off the ropes to break the hold but Ziggler holds on. Hardy is still in the Side Headlock, Hardy backs up towards the ropes again, but instead of running him off the ropes Hardy lifts Ziggler up into the air and drops him straight back over the top rope. Ziggler lands back first on the outside rim of the ring apron and slumps down onto the floor below. Hardy regains his composure before heading to the outside. Hardy grabs the fallen, groggy Ziggler and raises him to his feet. Hardy grabs him by the head and takes him over to the Steel Steps and slams Ziggler's head off of the cold hard steel. Hardy sits Ziggler down in front of the steps in a seated position. Hardy takes a few steps back and runs at Ziggler before kicking him straight in the face, Ziggler's head rocks back and hits the steps as the crowd gasp.

Regal: That was truly villainous on the part of Hardy there. I like it.

Dawson: Dolph Ziggler could be knocked out after that. He might be unconscious.

Hardy grabs Ziggler and rolls him into the ring. Hardy sees blood in the water and rolls into the ring himself, he pushes Ziggler out into the centre and covers Ziggler.

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Ziggler rolls the shoulder out at the last moment. Hardy looks surprised at Ziggler. He grabs him by the head and raises him up onto his feet and Scoop Slams him hard down onto the mat in front of the corner. Hardy then begins to ascend to the top rope, he gets up and steadies himself on the top rope, poised to leap off. He eventually does so, leaping through the air with an attempted Diving Leg Drop. Ziggler however manages to move out of the way and Hardy lands hard on the mat on his tailbone. Similar to scenes at Lockdown. Ziggler struggles over to the opposite ring corner and drags himself slowly back to his feet. Hardy is already back up however and he clobbers Ziggler over the back of the head before smashing his head off of the top turnbuckle. Hardy then hoists Ziggler up onto the top rope, Ziggler facing the crowd is in a precarious position as Hardy climbs the ropes also.

Dawson: Ziggler's so resilient, you have to admire him, but this doesn't look good for him here.

Regal: Hardy has some vile intentions for Ziggler here, this could be the end of the match coming up.

Hardy has the back of Ziggler but Ziggler gets his elbow up and catches Hardy in the face knocking Hardy off of the top rope. Hardy rolls back onto his feet quickly and makes a sprint towards the corner before quickly grabbing Ziggler around the waist and falling backwards towards the mat with an attempted Back Superplex but Ziggler reverses in mid-air and drops down across Hardy with a Crossbody knocking all the wind out of Hardy as both men crash to the mat. Ziggler rolls off of Hardy and is still trying to regain some composure feeling the effects of several hard head knocks. Ziggler eventually scrambles over for the cover.

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Hardy kicks out. Ziggler rolls off of Hardy onto his back and looks completely gassed but eventually gets back to his feet. Hardy is already on his feet. Hardy grabs Ziggler, spins him round, kicks him in the gut and goes for a Twist of Fate, but as he spins around Ziggler grabs ahold of the ring ropes, Hardy now with his back turned to Ziggler is prone and with what's left of his energy Ziggler leaps up and drops Hardy with the Zig-Zag! Ziggler lays across Matt Hardy for the cover.

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Winner and advancing: Dolph Ziggler!

Ziggler rolls out of the ring and avoids most of the boos as he jumps up and down, clearly pleased with his win as the referee checks up on Matt Hardy. Ziggler then walks up the ramp as the camera fades to somewhere else.




the fans are sitting in an arena quiet when all of a sudden a video package is shown

THE FOLLOWING IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LATIN AMERICAN XCHANGE

Fans are shown with Homicide looking on in an empty arena

Homicide: The gringos... they always try to hold you down. They try to make you see a certain light. Lucha libre was brought up by great men like Mil Mascaras, and Rey Mysterio Sr. Men who fought there way into this country... Men who wanted to send a message what lucha libre is all about.

the camera pans to Hernandez who stands and talks

Hernandez: Lucha Libre is now ruined.. The very men who created this fabuloso sport are now sadden of what has happened to it.

Homicide joins into the picture as he begins to speak

Homicide: This once great sport was once a huge deal for all of us latin wrestlers who grew up with nothing who had to survive off the streets just to make a living, but now a days we are treated like nothing but trash. Today the world of Lucha Libre is on a gringo hold type of things, and has a gringo mentalitly shaped around. People in todays world don't appreciate what we have to bring to the table they look at Hernandez and I, and they see nothing but our skin color,and people don't view us as wrestlers no they view as nothing more then a bunch of fence hoppers. A bunch of latinos trying to steal from the people here in the United States of America when in reality that is not the case.Lucha Libre is life down in south of the border. Every kid dreams to make it to the big stage. Every kid dtrsms to make here to the United States as a big time professional wrestler, and be able to show there true selves.... but that is not the case.

Hernandez: They change you...

Homicide: Every time one of us from the south of the border come down to start a new beggining here it is not enough with our roots. With out backgrounds to be successful. No,no,no they want you to be someone your not. Take Rey Mysterio Jr. a man who is a legend just like his uncle before, but instead of being a hero to us Latinos he had to be force to be a hero for you people. He was force to act like some clown on national TV, and please all the gringos in attendance they took away his latino heritage and made him into one of you people. Take Alberto Del Rio the sone of a legend in Mil Mascaras a man who is now force to pretend he is some rich Mexican aristocat. Why? Why must Alberto pretend he is rich... because it pleases to you damn gringos you force change into all of us Latinos. You view us as nothing more then scum on this Earth. Rey Mysterio jr. yes a former world champion here, but when he won this belt he turned in his true heritage a long time ago by being the joke to please you Gringos, but soon this will al change and how will we change that Hernandez?

Hernandez: With violence...

Homicide: You people may find it sick that we use violence to get our point across, but that is not the case. We use violence because that is the only way you Gringos can listen loud and clear. You people up here in America love violence. The Civil War, War of 1812, Vietnam War, The Mexican American war, and the War in Iraq you people respond to violence in many ways, and that is why we are going to use it to get our point across. Right now L.A.X we are not damn joke. We are not something that is to be messed around with and soon there will be huge changes here in the UWF.

Soon you will be speaking our language and you will respect it. We have been going easy on you people for so long but damn it no more going easy on you people. No soon you will learn what it is like to unsderstand us, soon you will respect us, and you people may think we are being harsh, but we have dealed are whole life stuck in this Gringo Mentality. We are here stuck with the top guy in this company being a white man.... No Latino could ever be considered as a successful man in the eyes of todays Lucha Libre, but that will change and it starts with this.

Homicide pulls out his Ironman title and he goes on to begin to speak

Homicide: This title right here... the Ironman championship is the first victory for the Latin American Xchange. We will hold onto this title by any means necesarry, and it won't stop there Hernandez and I we want gold, and what gold is that?

Hernandez: Tag team gold is what we want. We want the titles that shows unity and pride in this organization. We want the titles that show what true familia is, and that is titles we seek, but it dosen't stop there.

Homicide: No it dosen't stop there, because we will not stop until our point is heard. Are gang mentality will be heard loud and clear. Who ever wins the tournament for my belt good luck to you, becuase there is no way in hell I am giving up this title. We are going to keep this belt for as long as we can, and we are going to make sure that this belt stays home with us, and soon when the UWF will grant us the chance, and the opportunity we will gladly take away those tag team titles from those gringos in Daniel Bryan, and Dean Ambrose. Those two are not familia, those two don't know anything at all what it takes to be a team, and they will suffer from our violence. Everyone will suffer from our violence, and Sting your a perfect victim for us to show to everyone here that L.A.X is a serious deal and is not something to mess around with. Our message will be heard... our rights will be claimed.. and most importantly of all the gringo mentality. It first starts here on Anarchy... and soon the whole entire UWF will know what we are all about Brraaaaaappppppp Braaapppppp.

Homicide holds his belt up high as Hernandez stands there all tough and serious when all of a sudden the figure in Konan walks up behind them and wraps his arms around them, and he screams

Konan: ARIBA LA RAZA!!!!!!!!!



The audio is now synced with the arena as the fans boo, as he LAX stands there, and the production fades to black​

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Christy Hemme: Ladies and gentleman this next contest is scheduled for one fall and it is an Ironman Tournament match!

Introducing first, from Davenport, Iowa, weighing in at 205 pounds, he is the holder of the Anarchy Money in The Bank Briefcase, Seth Rollins!

Seth Rollin's theme song is played though the PA systems as he makes an appearance from an audience entrance and poses with the briefcase, which draws some heavy boos from the fans. Seth Rollins looks into the crowd with a smirk and smiles, then yells into the crowd as he looks down and is descends down the stars while holding the briefcase up high in the air, letting the fans see it as he makes it to the bottom level. Rollins then jumps over the barrier before enter the ring and poses to the crowd, which draws a hefty amount of boos from the crowd.

Christy Hemme: And from New York City, weighing in at 290 pounds, Bully Ray!


Bully Ray's theme begins to play and to the sound of a big pop Anarchy's resident Bully begins to make his way out to the entrance stage. He stands with his iPhone and is seemingly tweeting out his message for tonight. He makes his way down the ramp and stops to pose for the camera showing off his impressive calf physique. Bully Ray then gets into the ring and continues to use his phone.


Dawson: Here we go ladies and gentleman, a match between two of Anarchy's finest!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

The crowd is on fire as Bully Ray doesn't show any sign of emotion as Rollins is smirking, getting ready to take on Bully Ray. Ray is cracking his neck and is ready to get the match going. Rollins looks like that he's relaxed but quickly goes for the charge and pushes Bully Ray to the corner and hits in some quick jabs but Ray shoves Rollins away from him, and goes all wide-eyed to Rollins. Rollins gulps as he knows that he pissed off Bully Ray now. Ray then closes his fists as he storms up to Rollins but Rollins kicks Bully Ray in the groin! Ray goes to his knees as Rollins looks at Ray and runs up to the ropes then charges at Ray with the Blackout but Ray ducks it and goes behind Rollins and hits the Bully Bomb onto Rollins!


Regal: Oh dear....

Bully Ray looks down at Rollins and yells out right in front of Seth Rollin's face before going down for the cover...

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And Seth Rollins kicks out! Bully Ray has a blank look on his face as he picks up Seth Rollins up and clubs him on the back, Rollins trying to escape from the assault but Ray just throws him to the corner and nails several jabs to Rollin's body. Ray then adds some theatrics before hitting final shot that knocks Rollins to a sitting position by the corner. Rollins shakes is head as Ray goes to the opposite corner and points to Rollins, which draws a positive reaction from the crowd, Ray then charges at Rollins and drives his knee right onto Rollins' head! Rollins collapses to the ground as Bully Ray is fully prepared to lay down more punishment on Rollins but Rollins rolls out of the ring to escape the rage of Bully Ray. Ray walks up to the ropes and holds out his hands as he starts to cuss at Rollins, urging him to get back inside the ring. Rollins shakes his head and grabs his briefcase from the steps as he walks up the ramp, apparently not wanting to face off against Bully Ray as the crowd is now booing very loudly.


Regal: It appears that Seth Rollins wants nothing to do with Bully Ray here. He's leaving the arena!

Dawson: Well technically he doesn't need this opportunity. He has that briefcase that'll give him a shot for the International Title!

Bully Ray is rolling his eyes now as he exits the ring and rushes up to Rollins to try and stop him from leaving. He is withing arms reach of Rollins and is about to grab a hold of him but Rollins spins around and smashes the side of the briefcase onto Bully Ray's skull! Ray crashes onto the ramp as Rollins starts to talk smack to Ray as he hits his briefcase and screams at Ray how he is better than him. Rollins then lifts up the briefcase and throws it down as it lands onto Ray's head. Ray looks unconscious as Rollins picks up Ray and they both make their way towards the ring and throws Bully Ray back inside the ring. Rollins enters the ring and walks up to Ray as he starts to boot Ray in the head a couple of times, keeping him grounded before Ray crawls up to the corner and sits there as Rollins applies pressure onto Ray's face with his knee and holds it there for several seconds. Rollins is forced off of Ray as he steps back a few paces, then runs up to Ray and hits a Blackout onto Ray's head. Rollins then poses to the crowd as he drags Ray to the center of the ring and goes for the cover...

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Bully Ray kicks out! Rollins shoots up to his feet and starts to argue with the referee about the call, the ref informs him that the count is a 2 count. Rollins tries to press the issue further but the ref tells him to back off or he'll end the match right there. Rollin's holds his hands up in retreat and turns around to stomp onto Bully Ray some more. Rollins the crouches down and whispers into Ray's ear before standing up and hitting some soccer kicks to the head of Bully Ray. Rollins is making this personal now as he drags Ray by the ropes and places his head out of the ring while laying prone. Rollins then climbs onto the top turnbuckle close to Ray's head as he looks down to Bully Ray then jumps off the turnbuckles, landing a legdrop onto the back of Bully Ray's head on the apron! Rollins is walking around the ring and looks at the fans nearby, telling them to pipe down before running back to Bully Ray and booting him across the cheek, which sends Ray rolling back inside the ring. Bully Ray is on all fours as Rollins re-enters the ring himself and gets Bully Ray into the dragon sleeper hold!


Regal: Oh my lord what a marvelous submission hold Seth Rollins has on Bully Ray.

Dawson: I'm not sure what message Seth Rollins is trying to tell Bully Ray but I think it's working!

Bully Ray is trapped in the dragon sleeper as Rollins tighens up the submission, not willing to let Bully Ray escape so easily. Ray is holding out his hand and is trying to hit Rollins from behind but can't reach him. Rollins then tightens up the hold and starts to scream out loud, stating that he's doing this for a reason. Rollins bends his head forwards to tell Bully Ray something else but realizes his mistake as Ray is able to punch Seth Rollins in the nose several times which forces him to release the dragon sleeper hold. Rollins backs away a few paces as he checks his palm for blood then turns around to face Bully Ray, Bully Ray however charges at Rollins with a clothesline and knocks him down. Rollins gets up but only receives another clothesline for his troubles, Rollins then gets up much slower for a third time but Ray prepares a HUGE forearm smash onto Rollins, as Seth crashes to the mat hard and fast. Bully Ray then cries out to the crowd which draws a nice pop from the crowd as he gets Rollins onto his feet and turns him around, then sets him up for the Bully Bomb again but Rollins whips his head back and connects to Ray's forehead, Ray stepping back a step which allows Rollins to spin around and nail a dropkick to Ray, sending him out of the ring but lands on his feet. Rollins sees this and jumps over the ropes with a cross body vault but Bully Ray catches him and throws him face first onto the steel post!


Dawson: See this is what happens when you make things personal with Bully Ray, you're going to get hurt badly!


Bully Ray drops Seth Rollins onto the ground as Ray looks into the crowd with pissed off eyes, the fans loving it as Ray grabs a hold of Rollins and throws him back inside the ring. Ray slides back inside and rotates his shoulders as Rollins is on his knees, his hand comforting his throbbing head. Rollins shakes his head and tries to remember where he is as, then looks around and sees Ray coming from behind him. Ray then pounds Rollins on the top of the head several times before Rollins goes down completely onto the mat. Bully Ray then hits Rollins with a fist for a final time and tells him off before bringing him back to his knees and kicking him in the gut, then throws Rollins' head between his knees and executes a release powerbomb onto Seth Rollins! Rollins is down as Bubba is breathing deeply before bringing Seth Rollins back up once again, this time holding Rollins by the head before jumping in the air and hitting Seth Rollins with the Bully Cutter! Rollins crashes hard onto the canvas as Bully Ray is feeling it and goes for the cover!


Dawson: What an impressive move, Bully Ray's going for the cover!

Regal: I believe the lad has won it right there!

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AND SETH ROLLINS LIFTS THE SHOULDER UP! Bully Ray rolls away from Seth Rollins and is in complete shock that Seth Rollins is still going at it. Bully Ray gets up and starts to discuss about the count, but the referee informs Ray that the count is indeed two. Bully Ray doesn't look too impressed while Rollins starts to crawl away but Ray eyes him and approaches the retreating Rollins. Rollins makes it to the ropes but Bully Ray starts to hit some elbow shots to the head of Rollins before whipping him to the ropes. Rollins comes back to Bully and Bully executes a flapjack with Rollins landing onto the ropes. Ray then backs up as Rollins groggily walks up to Bully Ray, Ray then performs a neckbreaker onto Seth Rollins! Rollins is down as Bully Ray gets back onto his feet and poses to the crowd again before hitting a fist to the back of Rollins, then points to the turnbuckles as he climbs onto the top rope. Ray waits for Rollins to get onto both feet before jumping off the ropes and attacks Rollins with a diving clothesline! The crowd goes 'oooh' as Rollins is down but Bully Ray isn't done yet. Bully drags Seth Rollins near a corner and gets onto the top rope once again. Bully Ray then looks down as he jumps off the top rope and goes for an diving headbutt but Bully Ray moves out of the way just in time, Bully Ray crashing onto the mat below!


Dawson: Bully Ray missed! This could be the opportunity for Seth Rollins to make a comeback!

Sett Rollins is sitting by the ropes and looks at Bully Ray, who is still down from crashing onto the canvas from the top rope. Rollins decides to seize the opportunity and gets back up and approaches Ray carefully. Ray looks up but Rollins keeps him down with a series of boot kicks to the head, keeping Bully Ray down. Rollins then starts to insult Bully Ray before bringing to the corner nearby and then proceeds to kick him several times in the gut, then hits a back kick to the head which brings Bully Ray down to a sitting position on the corner. Rollins then smiles as he runs up to the opposite corner, then charges at Ray and hits a running knee strike to the head of Bully! Bully looks stunned as Rollins picks him up and turns him around so he's facing the turnbuckles, then executes a reverse STO which causes Bully Ray to crash onto the turnbuckles! Ray then shakes is head as he's in a daze while standing in the center of the ring, Rollins then quickly steps onto the apron and jumps onto the ropes, and springboards to Ray as he hits a Springboard Knee Strike onto Bully Ray!


Regal: What a move from this young chap!

Dawson: This is the comback that Seth Rollins was looking for, I think the MITB winner has it!


Seth Rollins then goes down as he gets Bully Ray into the cover...

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Dawson: Bully Ray did it!


Your winner of the match and advancing in the Ironman Championship Tournament: Bully Ray!

The fans pop loudly as the referee raises Bully Ray's arm up in victory. Bully Ray looks at Seth Rollins briefly before going onto the top rope to pose to the crowd. Ray then nods as he's loving the moment, and loving that he's one step closer to get his title shot for the Ironman Championship. Bully Ray then slips out of the ring and slaps some extended hands from the crowd while he's walking up the ramp. The referee is checking up on Seth Rollins as Ray poses for a final time on the stage before exiting to the back.


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UWF Friday Night Smackdown! Featuring UWF Champion vs MVP for the UWF Championship!

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Christy Hemme: Ladies and gentleman the following contest is set for one fall and it is an Iroman Championship Tournament match!

Introducing first; being accompanied by Terri from Boston, Massachusetts; weighing in at 244 pounds; Perry Saturn!

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The crowd bursts into cheers as Saturn appears on the entrance ramp with Terri. They are both holding hands as they walk down towards the ring, hi-fiving several fans as he enters the ring and poses towards the crowd, then looks at the stage as he awaits for his opponent to come out.


And Introducing his opponent, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 270 pounds; he is the War Machine; Rhino!

A mixed reaction is being drawn from the crowd as Rhino explodes from the curtains and has a bunch of explosive energy coming from him. Rhino poses for the crowd then runs down to the ring and slides inside it. Rhino then looks at Saturn with wide eyes as the referee is trying to keep him back from attacking Saturn before the match can even happen.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Rhino looks at Saturn, as Saturn turns back to give Terri a hug when Rhino attacks him from behind. Terri gets down from the apron obviously looking upset, as Rhino keeps stomping on Saturn forcing the referee to get Rhino off of him. Rhino listens to the referee as he moves away from Saturn. Saturn goes as he is getting up slowly. Rhino goes as he grabs Saturn. Rhino goes and quickly hits a nice belly to belly suplex, Rhino goes for the cover.

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No Saturn gets a shoulder up. Rhino begins to mount Saturn and starts raining down a bunch of hard rights. The referee gets close to Rhino as Rhino moves away from Saturn. Rhino begins to raise his hands up only for him to get a mix reaction which seems to confuse Rhino. Rhino goes to pick up Saturn and Saturn goes to counter as he punches Rhino in the gut multiple times. Rhino is feeling the pain as Saturn goes and kicks him in the gut. Saturn whips Rhino who bounces off the ropes. Rhino heads towards Saturn who drops down and hits a vicious leg sweep. Rhino goes crashing down as Saturn bounces off the ropes and hits a nice leg drop.

Tony Dawson: It looks like as if Perry Saturn has found some light in this match.

William Regal: It’s about bloody time. I was almost falling asleep during this performance.

Rhino still feeling the effects of the leg drop rolls to the outside as he is looking to recover from the move. Saturn goes and he heads to the top turnbuckle. Rhino turns around as he looks to see Perry Saturn jump down and hit a huge crossbody onto Rhino. Rhino and Saturn are laying out on the outside of the ring. The referee is forcing his usual ten count rule. Saturn gets up as he panders to the fans as they cheer for him. Saturn goes to Terri and he asks for him. Terri goes and she gives him Moppy. Saturn begins to hold and dance Moppy. Saturn goes to the middle of the ring as he begins to hold Moppy up in the sky. Fans cheer like crazy.

Tony Dawson: Look at this sentimental moment

William Regal: Somewhere are Ironman Champion Homicide is laughing at how weird this is.

All of a sudden as Saturn is celebrating with Moppy the referee takes it away from him. Saturn goes and he tells the referee he wasn’t going to use his friend. The referee is not taking it as he goes and he throws it to the outside. All of a sudden Saturn turn around and out comes to Rhino who tries to hit the gore, but Rhino misses and hits the t turnbuckle. Rhino turns around as Saturn locks in the rings of Saturn.

William Regal: What a splendid move by Perry Saturn

Tony Dawson: Are you actually complementing Saturn Regal?

William Regal: Nope just the move Saturn is still strange to me.

Rhino is writing in pain as the rings of Saturn are locked in as Saturn has the hold locked in tight. The fans cheer as Rhino taps out to the pain of the rings of Saturn and the bell rings.


Winner via submission Perry Saturn

Terri enters the ring as Saturn is having his hand raised by the referee in victory, Saturn happy to have won his debut match on Anarchy over the returning Rhino. Rhino slips out of the ring and begins to walk up the ramp in frustration as Terri and Saturn both celebrate in the middle of the ring with a hug, both clearly pleased to be moving on in the tournament to seize the opportunity to face off against Homicide for the Ironman Championship at Summerslam. Soon the ring is cleared out from everyone else as the show carries on.

Maxine is standing around backstage as Derrick Bateman quickly runs up to her.



Derrick Bateman
Oh Maxine! There you are.

Maxine
Hey Derrick! Can you believe it! Fandango is the new International Champion. I didn't actually really believe you guys could do it when we first started this partnership but now I'm like the most powerful and influential woman here in UWF.

Derrick Bateman
Yeah yeah that's good and all but when do you think Johnny will be back?

Maxine
You're still on that? Even after Fandango just won the International Championship?

Derrick Bateman
That's not the point Maxine. We're supposed to be a team. We're supposed to rise together and-

Maxine
So let me get this straight, This is what both of you have been talking about since I met you two on the debut of NXT. You got a shot at NXT Championship and Johnny was fully behind you. You were the one who said you would win and then face Johnny in the main event of WrestleMania. Now that it's happened the other way around, you don't want to support him?

Derrick Bateman
No of course I want to support him but that's not Johnny! Were you even there at the live event? The Rock came out and Fandango didn't even know who he was. The Rock has been Johnny's idol for forever. I can't snap him out of this, you can't do it and neither can The Rock. How the hell are we supposed to get Johnny back!

Just then Fandango comes into the picture.

Johnny! Look listen, we need to talk about-

Fandango
I thought I told you not to call me that anymore. My name is Fandango. I am Fandango. I'm not this old friend of yours. He is dead and gone. And in his place, a true champion.

Maxine
Yeah Derrick. Fandango is all the man Johnny never was. As a matter of fact, I think he's grown A LOT as a person. And with me by his side, we're bound to go places where no couple has gone before.

Fandango
Yeah about that, look angel face, if you wouldn't mind, walk a few steps behind me when we go out there tonight. We need to allow every inch of my body to be on display out there and with you at my side, we'll be cutting off a good portion of it.

Maxine looks a bit saddened.

Maxine
Oh.....Okay

Fandango walks off and Derrick walks up to Maxine. He puts his arm on her shoulder before they both walk off in the same direction following Fandango.

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Fandango's theme song hits and the crowd gets up and cheers for their new International Champion. Fandango emerges form the tassels dangling down his personalized titantron and dances with his mystery dance partner. They finish a little routine and walk down the ramp with Maxine and Derrick coming from the tassels and following behind. Fandango and the woman enter the ring and dance a bit more before the woman does the splits and Fandango does a pose and a giant structure up above ignites with the same signature pose.



Derrick Bateman and Maxine finally enter the ring and Maxine hands the International Championship over to Fandango as he finally begins to speak.

Fandango
Ladies and gentlemen, you're new and only deserving International Champion, FAAAAANNNDAAAAANNNGOOOOO!

The crowd pops as the three others in the ring applaud Fandango as well.

Fandango
I am nearly done disinfecting that belt after it was held by the likes of that tattooed freak but make no mistakes, that belt will stay around my perfectly sculpted waist for a very long time. A lot of people think I'm a fluke champion. That had Rhino not returned, I would not be standing here as your champion. People seem to forget that I was on the verge of winning before Roman Reigns decided to get involved. I guess that proved my point to how ill equipped Creepy Mister Punk was that he needed help in order to keep his title. I guess this body just has Punk's number. So who else wishes to oppose me? Maybe the former Champion Rhino. I'm told he was one of the favorites here on Anarchy but can anyone really be a favorite when compared to me? You can cheer for him all you want but Anarchy finally has a champion who isn't a disgusting fat slob.

There is a mixed reaction for that last statement.

Maxine
Derrick, reassure them.

Derrick Bateman
Don't worry guys, Johnny has always been super confident in his abilities and now it's just more of that. He's not satisfied just being the International Champion though, believe me. When we first came here we made it our mission to win the tag team titles and at Money in the Bank we beat two World Champions. Now we could have the chance of beating a former world champion and the money in the bank holder Edge and John Cena!

The fans are wildly behind the Modern Day Double Dragons finally becoming Tag Team Champions.

Fandango
Tag Team Champions? I don't know why I would want such a thing when I am already International Champion. But this talk of me beating these future World Champions intrigues me. It's not enough that these people believe in me. I want everyone in the back and the suits up top to know for sure that I am the new face of UWF. The perfect face. God knows I need better competition then what Anarchy is offering. You see this ladies and gentlemen, this is what you're going to be seeing for the rest of your lives because Fandango can not and will not be stopped.

Derrick Bateman raises his arms wildly and gets the crowd pumped up for Fandango.

Fandango
That's right no need to worry about me. I'll remind you every week. Especially tonight. The so called unstoppable beast of UWF is about to be stopped by the unbreakable beauty of UWF.
FAAAANNNDAAAAANNNGOOOOOOO!

The crowd cheers loudly for Fandango as he poses. Fandango tells the others to go to the back and they do while Fandango dances with the mystery woman on his way to the back as we head elsewhere.

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Christy Hemme: Ladies and gentleman the following contest is set for one fall!



Ding! Ding! Ding!

Homicide is showing off his Ironman Championship towards the crowd as he's showing his pride towards the crowd. Sting doesn't look too impressed as he tells him to drop the title and get on with his match. Homicide sneers at Sting and tells in whatever as Sting approaches Homicide. Homicide appears to be giving his title to Konnan at ringside but turns around instead and charges with the title to Sting. Sting though sees it coming and ducks the shot and turns Homicide around as starts to lay down several fist shots to Homicide. Sting then backs up a few paces then charges up to Homicide as he nails a running clothesline to Homicide as he crashes to the ground.

Dawson: Sting is going to show Homicide what is means to be a true champion in the UWF!

Konnan is encouraging Homicide from ringside as Homicide gets up but eats another clothesline for his troubles. Sting then smiles as Homicide quickly gets up and retreats to the corner. Homicide has a deadly look on his eyes but Sting doesn't look to be threatened. Homicide can only shake his head as he goes for a charge himself but Sting moves out of the way then runs up behind Homicide, executing a one handed bulldog onto Homicide! Sting then gets up and he looks down to Homicide and climbs onto the top rope already and is preparing to jump but Konnan is already distracting him. Sting then kicks off Konnan off the apron but Homicide runs up and goes for a superplex but Sting knocks off Homicide onto the mat as well. Sting then looks down as he jumps off the ropes and hits a diving elbow onto Homicide!

Regal: The man may be old, but he's definitely not immobile.

Sting gets up and hollars to the crowd as he goes for the Scorpion Deathlock but Homicide moves out of the way as he punches Sting in the face and hits an unexpected Exloder suplex onto Sting! Homicide knows that he's in the clear now as he looks down to Homicide and snners at him, clearly pleased with what he did. Sting looks to be in shock after receiving that move as Homicide gets Sting up and sets him up for Da Cop Killa but Sting manages to slip out and executes a Scorpion Deathdrop as Homicide crashes to the ground! Sting is beeming now as he sets Homicide up for the Scorpion Deathlock as Homicide starts to scream out in pain now!

Dawson: Oh no! We've seen many people tap out to this move before!

Homicide is desperatly trying to escape from the Scorpion Deathlock but Sting has many years of experience with this move and refuses to get go for any other reason other than a submission win. Homicide looks around the ring and sees a set of ropes nearby so he tries to crawl towards them but doesn't seem to be able to move himself and Sting toward them. Sting keeps Homicide in the center of the ring and seems to be satified with how things are going in this match but Hernandez appears out of nowhere and knocks Sting to the ground!

Regal: Oh what on earth is this?!

Sting looks up to where Hernandez is but Hernandez shakes his head in disgust as he starts to stomp onto the downed Sting as Konnan and Homicide joins in on the stomps as well. The referee knows that there's no disqualification in the match but knows that the match is going nowhere so he decides to stop the match all together.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Match is declared a no contest!

The crowd is booing loudly now as Homicide and Hernandez are continuing with their stomps as Konnan reaches for the Ironman Championship and hands it to Homicide. Homicide shoves the belt right in front of Sting's face and tells him how important the title is how LAX will leave their mark for generations to come. LAX then poses for the crowd with the beaten down Sting as the crowd is firing off massive amounts of heat.

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There is a mix reaction as CM Punk and Roman Reigns come out from the back. Punk and Reigns just head to the ring without hesitation and do not acknowledge the fans. As Punk and Reigns get closer to ringside, they both head in while Punk grabs a microphone



CM Punk: At Lockdown, the International Championship was stolen from me. It was stolen from me, by a dancing queen in, Fandango. That's who walked away with the title. Yet there was another person who screwed me out of my title. Someone who had no reason being involved in my match and that person is Rhino. You have been a thorn in my side for the last eight months since I kicked your ass at New Year's Revolution and then did so at Money in the Bank to win back my title. That makes me 2-0 versus you, yet you want to still get involved with me. You just made the biggest mistake of your life.

Punk pats Reigns on his back



CM Punk: You see this guy, Roman Reigns. Yes the masked man for the last several months has been by my side, but it wasn't supposed to be like that until it needed to be done. Justice is what needed to be served here on Anarchy and he along with myself made damn sure that justice would be served. Rhino, you made a mistake messing with me for the last time. I will make sure you get what you deserve and I will make sure justice has been served with you.

Punk wipes his right hand over his face

CM Punk: Now after Lockdown, I'm left all alone with no title once again. Once again my first title defense becomes my only because I had to defend it against more than three opponents for the second damn time. I'm sick of being treated this way. That's why I am this loose cannon that will strike fear into all your children and into every one of them in the back. It's time to take what is ours and that's grabbing Anarchy by the throat and ripping it from the UWF locker room and making it our own. Vince Russo, if you're listening back there which I hope you are, your show is in for a rude awakening. I better get what I want and if I don't then not both myself and Reigns will tare this show down one by one and you'll be next on that list.

The crowd boos at Punk



CM Punk: You all shut up. When spoken to, you can talk, but not while I am out here talking business. So do me a favor and continue to stuff your fat ass faces with more greasy food and shut the hell up while I am out here speaking.

Massive heat on Punk from the fans

CM Punk: I have an International title rematch clause that I can use, but I am going to wait to do so. What I propose is something never done before. At Summerslam, Rhino versus CM Punk for the last time ever inside Hell in a Cell.

The crowd erupts for that

CM Punk: But this isn't your typical Hell in a Cell match. We've seen weapons used inside Hell in a Cell before, but nothing more than chairs and a table. What I propose is an Extreme Rules Hell in a Cell. No rules and any kind of weapons can be used. You messed with me one too many times, Rhino. I'm ready to end this. There will never be another match between us. I want an answer from you and I want soon. If you accept, just know, that justice will be served!

Punk drops the microphone and screams “Best in the World” out loud as the camera fades

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Be sure to tune into UWF RAW next Monday to witness one of the most talked about main events in wrestling history: Daniel Bryan vs Dean Ambrose vs Shawn Michaels for the UWF World Heavyweight Championship!

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Ding! Ding! Ding!

Ladies and gentleman, the following contest is your main event of the evening and it is a Champion vs Champion match!

Christy Hemme: Introducing from Westbrook, Maine, weighing in at 244 pounds... he is the current UWF International Champion... FaaaanDaaaanGoooo


The crowd go crazy as Fandango's colourful ballroom dance theme music plays. With the stage all set up he comes through the tassels or whatever they are, onto the stage where across from him stands an unnamed female dancer. The two share a moment of dance on the stage before she leaves Fandango behind to make his way down the ramp towards the ring. He gets into the ring by jumping over the top rope and begins to dance around the ring a little. Fandango then walks to the middle of the ring and poses as a silhouette falls from above and bursts into pyro.

And introducing his opponent; being accompanied by Trish Stratus, from the Isles of Samoa, weighing in a 322 pounds, he is the UWF Extreme Champion... Umaga!

Umaga walks on stage with Trish Stratus behind him and is acting all hyper for his match against Fandango. Stratus is looking very happy as Umaga is rushing towards the ring, and slides inside it as he starts to beat his chest while stammering out different words as Fandango is looking slightly nervous.

Regal: One of the most anticipated main events on Anarchy is about to go under way ladies and gentleman. I've honestly never had been more excited for a match in my entire life!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

The crowd is on fire now that the most anticipated match on Anarchy is finally happening. Umaga has a look of destruction on him as Fandango briefly looks worried for his match against Umaga, but doesn't let it show for long as he regains his confidence back. Umaga approaches Fandango as the two men goes in for a lockup. Fandango tries his hardest to move the big Samoan around the ring but fails to as Umaga shoves Fandango away completely. Fandango is stopped by the ropes as Umaga starts to shout out some gibberish to Fandango, most likely telling him that he's going to hurt him. Fandango however doesn't take him seriously and charges at him with a shoulder block but doesn't move Umaga at all. Umaga can only look at Fandango with wide eyes before grabbing his throat with both hands and throwing Fandango onto the corner. Trish Stratus looks pleased as Umaga starts to hit some super quick but powerful shots to the body of Fandango, Fandango then drops to his knees while holding onto his body but Umaga throws Fandango back to the corner and proceeds to nail some more body shots onto Fandango!


Dawson: Fandango is going to have his hands tied against Umaga, I wonder if he'll survive this match?

The referee eventually tries to stop Umaga from hitting Fandango but Umaga turns around and starts to chase away the referee. Umaga then snorts out his displeasure before turning back to Fandango and hits a toe kick onto Fandango, then grabs a hold of Fandango's head and smashes the back of it onto the turnbuckles behind him! Fandango looks to be in trouble as Umaga does it a second time, then throws Fandango onto the canvas, Fandango landing face first on the mat. Umaga is now beating his chest and starts to scream out some more gibberish as he looks at Stratus and nods as Stratus is now smiling. Umaga then picks up Fandango and starts to club him in the back several times. Fandango tries to escape from the attack but is unable to as Umaga brings Fandango to the ropes, then whips him to the opposite side. Fandango returns to Umaga as Umaga bends down to go for a back toss but Fandango kicks Umaga in the face instead! Umaga is stunned as Fandango is feeling the momentum coming back and goes for a running clothesline but Umaga lifts him up high and drops him into a Samoan Drop!


Regal: Oh poor lad, he really thought that Umaga would go down so easily.

Stratus is clapping from ringside as Fandango looks completely dazed from the move that Umaga just executed. Fandango tries to think out loud but Umaga doesn't give Fandango any breathing space as he picks up and and does a double handed choke lift and keeps Fandango up in the air. The referee then counts to four and forces Umaga to drop Fandango. Umaga doesn't too pleased but does what the referee asks him as Fandango goes onto his knees, holding his throat with both hands but Umaga ends up doing another double handed choke lift onto Fandango! Fandango starts to shake his head as the referee counts to four again, this time ordering Umaga to stop using that move all together. Umaga glares at the referee before grappling Fandango once again, this time lifting him up for another Samoan Drop but Fandango slips behind Umaga and hits a Russian leg sweep! Fandango then quickly goes onto the top rope, seeing that Umaga is already getting up and jumps off the top turnbuckles and executes a diving clothesline onto Umaga!


Dawson: Fandango is getting in some offense onto Umaga now. Things are finally picking up for him!

Regal: Quite, but Umaga is not a beast who gives up easily, don't forget.

Fandango then looks into the crowd as they are fully 100% behind Fandango in this match. Umaga looks to be down but not out as Fandango starts to circle around him and hits in some stomps onto Umaga. Umaga doesn't seem to be really hurt from the stomps so Fandango goes onto one knee and grabs his head with one arms and beings to punch him repeatedly with his other arm. Umaga is snarling now as he tries to escape the series of punches but Fandango isn't allowing that, Fandango eventually releasing the grip but starts to kick Umaga while he is down still. Fandango doesn't keep his eyes off of Umaga as he walks around the ring, thinking about what to do next but Stratus jumps onto the apron and starts to diss Fandango. Fandango wonders what she is planning so she walks up to her and tells her to get back down. Stratus tells him no and slaps Fandango across the face. Fandango looks angry now but moves out of the way as Umaga is going full speed at Fandango but misses and hits Stratus instead. Stratus falls to the ground at ringside as Umaga looks worried on what he just did, Fandango then gets behind Umaga and gets him into a school boy pin...

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And Umaga kicks out! Fandango sighs as he thought that he could've won it right there. Fandango gets onto his feet but suddenly gets nervous as Umaga gets back up too, and he's looking furious over what Fandango just did. Fandango urges Umaga to come at him, to which Umaga does. Umaga charges at Fandango with a blood-boiling charge but Fandango does a drop toe hold which causes Umaga to fall onto the middle rop nearby. Fandango then quickly exits the ring and backs up a few paces from where Umaga is hanging, then runs up to him and hits a big boot onto Umaga! Umaga then gets off the rope and groggily walks around the ring as Fandango steps onto the apron and attempts to go for an apron roundhouse kick but Stratus appears and grabs onto his leg. Fandango is shaking his leg as he tries to get Stratus off his leg but Umaga runs up to Fandango and shoves him off the apron completely, Fandango crashing onto the barricade nearby!


Dawson: Trish Stratus is once again proving to be a big distraction for Fandango. Her and Umaga are really perfect together.

Stratus is laughing now as Umaga leaves the ring and looks at Fandango with wide eyes. Fandango looks to be in a daze but Umaga doesn't care as he grabs Fandango by his body and lifts him up, then drops him face first onto the top of the barricade. Fandango then drops onto the floor as he's holding his nose, checking it for blood but Umaga isn't done yet as he manhandles the steel steps nearby and grabs the top part of it. He brings the steps to where Fandango is laying down as he lifts it up and throws it down but Fandango moves out of the way just in time! Before Umaga can react, Fandango gets onto his feet and punches Umaga in the head which causes him to back up a few steps. Umaga then bats an eye to Fandango as Fandango picks up the steel steps and charges it towards Umaga, nailing him in the head with it but Umaga is still standing!


Regal: Ouch, what a shot from Fandango!

Dawson: Well Umaga is prepared for it obviously. He is the Extreme Champion after all!


Umaga is trying to keep his balance as Fandango takes a deep breathe as he backs up a couple of steps, then runs up with the steel steps again and goes for another face shot, this time though Umaga trips Fandango down as Fandango crashes his head onto the steel steps. Umaga is taking a second to refocus himself before looking at Fandango, then picks him up as he throws Fandango back inside the ring. Umaga is ready to enter the ring himself but Stratus picks up a chair nearby and hands it to Umaga. Umaga looks at it then nods to Stratus before entering the ring. Umaga then holds the chair up as he waits for Fandango to get onto his feet, not being very patient as he starts to scream out in more gibberish. Fandango is finally onto his feet as Umaga runs up and goes for a chair shot but Fandango sees it coming and quickly hits Umaga with an enzuigiri kick! Umaga is stunned as he drops the chair while Fandango runs towards the ropes, bounces off then and runs up to Umaga and he hits a dropkick which sends Umaga back to ringside! Stratus is checking up on Umaga now as Fandango looks over the ropes as Stratus is helping Umaga get back on his feet. Fandango then waits for Umaga to fully get up before jumping over the ropes and landing on top of both Umaga and Stratus with a cross body vault!


Dawson: Wow, look at the atheltism and grace from Fandango!


Fandango is feeling it now as he quickly picks up Umaga and throws him back inside. Fandango then steps onto the apron as Umaga is laying down nearby the ropes and jumps over them, hitting Umaga with a slingshot legdrop! Fandango doesn't lose his serious face as he picks up Umaga and signals for the Reverse STO, posing with Umaga to the crowd but Umaga shoves Fandango away. Fandango looks slightly worried but tries to approach Umaga again, Umaga though kicks Fandango in the gut and grabs a hold of his head. Umaga then starts to cry out in more gibberish as he lifts this thumb up and hits the Samoan Spike onto Fandango! Fandango crashes to the mat with full impact as Umaga goes down for the cover...

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And Fandango kicks out! Umaga jumps onto his feet and demands the referee to rethink about his count. The ref informs Umaga that the count was two and Umaga starts to yell out in misery, but turns his attention back to Fandango. Umaga then goes onto both knees by Fandanga and starts to choke him with both hands while Fandango is laying down, Fandango kicking his legs around as he tries to break the choke but is unable to. The referee eventually tells Umaga to get off, Umaga lets go and briefly looks at the referee but ends up doing another choke onto Fandango! The referee counts to four before forcing Umaga off of Fandango. Umaga doesn't look very pleased to hear that from the referee but Umaga shakes his head before dragging Fandango to the corner and places him in a sitting position. Umaga then looks at the referee before running up to Fandango and turns around as he executes a Samoan Wrecking Ball onto Fandango! Fandango's head bounces back as he falls onto the canvas, Umaga looking pleased with what he has done to Fandango so far.


Dawson: This man is a monster, and nothing less but a monster!


Fandango looks to be confused as he's trying to remember where he is as Umaga looks down to Fandango while showing off the slightest hint of a smile. Umaga goes onto one knee as he starts to hit a series of punches to Fandango, then gets back onto his feet as he lifts Fandango back up as well and executes a belly to belly suplex, sending Fandango across the ring! Fandango ends up rolling by the ropes as Umaga snorts out loud, then walks up to Fandango as he brings him to the corner, facing the turnbuckles, as he lifts him up and places him onto the top turnbuckle. Umaga then starts to climb onto the ropes himself and is setting himself up for a super back drop but Fandango smashes the back of his elbow to Umaga's face, trying desperatly to break the move. Umaga is shaking his head as he lifts up Fandango but Fandango smashes the back of his elbow again, this time Umaga releases the grip as Fandango pushes him off the ropes completely! Umaga crashes onto the canvas as Fandango turns around and jumps off the ropes, going for a Diving Leg Drop but Umaga moves out of the way just in time!


Regal: Oh dear, and Fandango just like that lost his momentum in this match.

Fandango is holding onto his leg as Stratus is yelling at Umaga, telling him to get up and beat on Fandango some more. Umaga gets up and looks at Fandango with ambitious eyes as he walks up and stomps onto Fandango several times, then lifts him up as he nails several headbutts on Fandango. Fandango backs away a few paces as he holds his head in pain while Stratus points to the steel chair that's in the ring still, Umaga looking at it and grabs it. Umaga then holds it as Fandango is still looking away from Umaga. Fandango finally turns around as Umaga charges towards Fandango with the steel chair and goes for a chair shot but Fandango moves out of the way, Umaga instead hitting the ropes with the chair which ricochets back, hitting Umaga in the head with the chair! Umaga then drops the chair as he groggily walks around the ring as Fandango seizes the opportunity and grapples Umaga, nailing the Reverse STO onto the steel chair! The crowd is going wild now as Fandango quickly goes on top of Umaga for the cover...

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AND UMAGA KICKS OUT! Fandango has a look of sadness in him, he was really hoping that this match would've ended by now. Fandango digs his head onto the mat as he cries out in annoyance, then gets up as he walks up to Umaga and sets him up for the single legged crab! Umaga tries to move around the ring to escape the hold but Fandango is preventing Umaga from reaching the ropes. Umaga is yelling out in pain as Fandango tells Umaga to tap, and applies to leg lock on harder to add more pain to Umaga's back. Umaga then tries to reach the ropes nearby and almost makes it but Fandango brings Umaga back to the center of the ring. Umaga is starting to get annoyed and twists his body around so he can push Fandango away from him, breaking up the hold! Fandango looks a bit surprised that Umaga just did that. Umaga is holding onto his back as he tries to get up but Fandango approaches him and executes a roundhouse kick that sends Umaga crashing onto the mat again!


Dawson: Fandango is pulling all the stops in this match! I wonder if he has what it takes to beat Umaga?

Fandango looks to be pleased on what he did but Stratus starts to get angry, so she ends up climbing onto the apron to tell Fandango off again. Fandango has had enough of her so he walks up to her and grabs her by the hair and tosses Trish Stratus inside the ring! Stratus gets on both knees and pleads for forgiveness from Fandango, begging not to get hurt from him Fandango tells her to shut up and approaches her carefully, then grabs her by the head and whispers something into her ear, then looks at her dead in the eyes but knows that something is wrong. Fandango then turns around and Umaga coming at full force, knocking Fandango to the ground completely. Umaga is sending out a warcry to the crowd as Fandango is looking up at Umaga in horror, Stratus rolling out of the ring to safety.


Regal: Umaga is at full rage mode now!


Stratus is yelling at Umaga to hurt Fandango badly, not impressed that Fandango has laid his hands on her. Umaga snorts out his displeasure but is more than willing to deliver more punishment to Fandango. Umaga lifts Fandango by the head and is preparing to go for the Samoan Spike but Fandango kicks Umaga in the gut and goes for the Reverse STO but Umaga throws Fandango in the air, Fandango then lands on Umaga's shoulders as Umaga nails a Samoan drop onto Fandango! Fandango is rolling around the ring while holding onto his back as Stratus is ordering Umaga to hurt Fandango even more, and shrieks as Fandango that he's not going to get off so lightly. Umaga approaches Fandango and throws him by the corner and starts to choke him there on the spot. Fandango struggles to get away from the choke but once again the referee has Umaga release the choke from Fandango. Fandango falls onto the mat as he's gasping for air but Umaga isn't allowing Fandango any breathing room as he places his head on the ropes and starts to choke him out using the middle rope!


Dawson: Somebodies gotta stop this match right now! I can't see Fandango lasting much longer against a man like Umaga!


The referee eventually has Umaga break the choke again and starts to lecture him on the exessive use of choking. Umaga is now arguing with the referee as Stratus is now choking Fandango using the ropes from the outside! Fandango is not doing to well as there is no referee to stop the choking but Maxine appears from nowhere and moves Trish Stratus out of the way! Stratus looks highly pissed off at Maxine and shoves her away, but Maxine isn't taking any of her BS and shoves Stratus towards the stairs which trips her to the ground. Maxine then looks down at Trish but gets frightened as Umaga leaves the ring and towers Maxine, not happy with what Maxine just did. Maxine tries to run away but Umaga grabs her by the hair and pulls her towards him. Maxine is hitting Umaga several times in the chest but it doesn't appear to affect Umaga at all, Umaga then is preparing to do the Samoan Spike onto Maxine but Fandango does a baseball slide kick onto Umaga which sends him crashing to the barricade nearby!


Regal: That dear boy just saved Maxine from the vicious beast known as Umaga!

Umaga looks stunned from taking a hit to the barricade but doesn't look hurt as Fandango lifts up Umaga and lays him down on the barricade laying face up, then climbs onto the apron and looks down at Maxine and winks at her as he jumps off the apron and lands a leg drop onto Umaga while on the security barrier! Fandango and Umaga both collide into the crowd as Fandango starts clubbing Umaga with his fist, then throws Umaga back to ringside over the barricade. Maxine is standing right beside the action as Fandango jumps over the barricade and throws Umaga back inside the ring. Fandango then climbs onto the top rope and waits for Umaga to get back up, although Trish gets up and tries to pull Fandango down but Maxine runs up and knocks Stratus back down to ringside. This though proves to be a big enough distraction as Umaga charges up to Fandango and climbs onto the ropes and executes a Super Samoan Drop! Fandango is nearly broken in two as Umaga goes down for the cover...

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But wait, Trish Stratus enters the ring and tells Umaga to break the cover. Umaga does so and Stratus looks like that she wants to hurt somebody badly now. A camera shot shows Maxine being laid out at ringside as Umaga looks at Fandango before raising him up back to his feet. Umaga then holds Fandango by his arms as Stratus approaches Fandango and kicks him in the groin, then slaps him across the face. Umaga doesn't let go however as Fandango is clearly in pain now from the cheap shots from Stratus. Trish Stratus appears to be enjoying this as she signals for Umaga to utilize the Samoan Spike onto Fandango once more. Umaga then yells out another battlecry as he turns around Fandango and signals for the Samoan Spike, then looks at Fandango with fire in his eyes as he executes the Samoan Spike onto Fandango, Fandango crashing to the ground completely!


Regal: Oh come on woman, let the poor man be!


Trish Stratus is all smiles as she crouches down and mumbles something to Fandango while going into complete bitch mode now. Stratus stops with her chat and stands back up but only to get ambushed from Maxine as she knocks down the former Woman's champion to the ground, now both women are getting into a catfight in the middle of the ring! Umaga looks confused as what he should do but doesn't do anything as Maxine and Stratus are rolling around the ring. Maxine seems to be getting the upper hand as she starts bashing Stratus's head onto the mat, then tries to claw at her eyes but Stratus manages to shove her away. Stratus though appears to be blinded as she moves around the ring with her eyes closed, swinging her arms around while she tries to find her way around the ring. Umaga then goes behind her and grabs her by the shoulder but Stratus gets frightened and spins around, then executes the Chick Kick onto Umaga, not knowing who it really was! Trish finally regains her vision and looks shocked on what she just did.


Dawson: Trish Stratus actually just knocked out the UWF Extreme Champion! Now that's my kind of women!

Trish Stratus then turns around as Maxine runs up to Stratus again, this time hitting her with a running clothesline! Maxine then helps Fandango up as Fandango is now climbing onto the top rope. Maxine then grabs the chair that's still in the ring and places it over Umaga's head as Fandango poses to the crowd then jumps off the ropes and nails Umaga with a HUGE Diving Legdrop onto the chair that's over Umaga's head! Maxine looks relieve until Stratus comes back up and advances towards Maxine but Maxine is fully prepared for it by kicking her in the stomach then executes her finishing move; Maximum Destruction onto Trish Stratus! The fans are jumping on their feet now as both Fandango and Maxine both go for covers onto Umaga and Trish Stratus respectfully...

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Ding! Ding! Ding!

Winner of the match: Fandango!

The crowd pops really loudly when Umaga and Trish has been both pinned at the same time. Umaga is rolling out of the ring as he meets up with Trish Stratus on the ramp, both walking up to the stage as they both aree not looking too impressed over Fandango's win over Umaga. Derrick Bateman appears out of nowhere and enters the ring with the ever so happy Maxine and Fandango. Derrick Bateman approaches the winning duo and proceeds to celebrate alongside Fandango and Maxine, much to the annoyance of Fandango. Stratus and Umaga takes one final look at the three in the ring before leaving the stage. The trio in the ring are all celebrating their win as the ending credits are played to close off the show.


CREDITS
Punk promo- Shawn
LAX promo- Chase
Rhino promo- Rated R Superstar
Fandango promo- CaptainxBumout
Opening segment- Chris Dresden and Slim
Ziggler vs. Hardy- Sam
Rhino vs Perry Saturn-Chase
Triple H vs. Kidd, Fandango vs. Umaga, Sting vs Homicide, Ray vs. Rollins- natlav

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Note from natlav: So I definitely didn't want to have the show be late, being the first show when I'm co-head writer but I guess that's how things work. Well at least the Anarchy writing team managed to beat Smackdown this week. LOL

Anyways the Anarchy Preview will be posted very shortly.

 

[Chris Dresdon]

Wednesday Night Anarchy 8/7/13 Preview!(READ THE 7/24/13 EDITION FIRST!)

Last week's Supershow proved to be quite the event with the first round of the Ironman Championship Tournament as well as new developments in the differences between Sting and Russo which included the introduction of a new co-General Manager and the announcement of the first match at Summerslam. This week, Joey Styles is back on commentary and we are on the road to the biggest party of the summer with the semi-finals of the Ironman Championship Tournament and more!

VS.

Last week Tyson Kidd came up short in his match against Triple H, as did Rhino in his match against Perry Saturn. This week the "Hart Dungeon's Last Student" and the "War Machine" will do battle in the opening contest as both men look to get back on their way to stringing victories together. When the volatile temper of the "Man Beast" mixes with the agility and technical prowess of the young Kidd, will it be a "Code Blue" followed by a three count or nothing but, "Gore! Gore! Gore!"?

VS.

At Lockdown, the masked man that has been running around assisting CM Punk was revealed to be Roman Reigns. Co-General Manager Vince Russo sees no better way to break the big guy in than by turning him loose on the employee he hates most in Sting. When the muscle goes toe-to-toe with the "Icon", will Sting give Russo another reason to hate him, or will Sting be Reigns' first victim on his and Punk's way to Rhino?

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Dolph Ziggler has some personal business to attend to this week, so Co-General Manager Mick Foley has granted him a bye to the finals and made the semi-finals matches into one triple threat match. Now that the stakes are higher, no doubt the competitors will be hungrier. When one-half of MopHead, the "Cerebral Assassin", and Anarchy's resident tough guy all step into the same ring, will it be the "Game" that advances, the planetary Perry, or will Bully Ray make sure his opponents are staring at their humiliation and breakfast when the night's over?

VS.

Last week The Rock not only made a surprise appearance in the war of words between Fandango, Maxine, Bateman, Trish Stratus, and Umaga but he also made a surprise appearance in the beginning of the show where he announced his interest in a title shot even though he's not an official member of anyone's roster. This week Vince Russo has decided to give him a match to see if he has what it takes to throw down on Wednesday nights. When the "Great One" makes his in-ring return against Anarchy's Mr. Money in the Bank, will Seth's shot at victory once again hit rock bottom or will Seth send the "People's Champion" into a "Total Blackout"?

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After overcoming the Extreme Champion Umaga last week, this week Fandango takes on the Ironman Champion Homicide but neither man will be competing alone as Fandango will have Derrick Bateman coming to battle with him and Homicide will have Hernandez stepping into the ring for the first time in UWF history. When Anarchy hosts its second champion versus champion affair, will it be another night of celebration for the light on his feet Fandango and the "Fro'd Crusader" Derrick Bateman or will the "Notorious 187" and "Supermex" go gringo hunting?

PROMOS

Tyson Kidd has requested time to address the Anarchy viewers and roster.

Seth Rollins will discuss his recent losses and when he might cash in his briefcase.

The "People's Champion", Trish, and Umaga promise to address what happened last week, including Umaga's Summerslam title defense and Rock's interest in an International Championship shot.

ANYONE ELSE​

 

[Rated R Superstar]

Re: Wednesday Night Anarchy 8/7/13 Preview!(READ THE 7/24/13 EDITION FIRST!)

Rollins/Rock

 

[Chris Dresdon]

Wednesday Night Anarchy 8/7/13: Sting vs. Roman Reigns

The fans in the crowd are hot with anticipation as suddenly the lights go out, followed by the reciting of the well-known poem associated with one of the top faces on Anarchy.

When a man's heart is full of deceit
it burns up, dies, and a dark shadow
falls over his soul.

From the ashes of a once great man has risen a curse,
a wrong that must be righted.
We look to the skies for a vindicator,
someone to strike fear into the black heart of the same man who created him.

The battle between good and evil has begun.
Against an army of shadows comes the dark warrior,
the purveyor of good, with a voice of silence,
and a mission of justice.

This. Is. Sting.

After a brief moment of silence and darkness, the entrance theme of the "Icon" begins to play.

[video=youtube;6vwNBWTmx0s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwNBWTmx0s[/video]

The theme is "Willing" by Times of Grace as Sting comes out and gestures excitedly to the crowd before making his way down the ramp.

Sting makes his way down the ramp and enters the ring, raising the microphone he's holding up to his mouth as "Willing" fades out to silence.

Sting: It isn't often that you see me come out here without a smile on my face, but this is one of those rarities that there isn't one. When it comes to the "Icon" Sting, tonight there is no internal smile and there is no external smile, and a lot of that has to do with how things went for me on the last edition of Anarchy. It's true I was able to bring my buddy Mick Foley to the dance as the co-General Manager and establish a little bit of order as it pertains to the managing of the brand and it's true that I was able to return a familiar and beloved voice to the commentary table, and most important of all I even got the championship rematch I've wanted for months now, but it's hard to appreciate all of that with everything else that went down.

During my match with Homicide, I was closing in on victory as he was this close to submitting to the Scorpion Deathlock but before he could tap out, his boy Hernandez got involved and attacked me, and then Konnan got involved and it turned into a three-on-one beatdown. Now I'm no stranger to getting beaten down, and anyone that saw what LAX did to Triple H comes to expect a situation like that to develop any time the members of the group are booked in in-ring competition, my anger doesn't stem so much from that as it does from three other things that have come to mind as I've looked back on that match and how everything went down. For starters, the referee in question was supposedly under the impression that our match was not a singles match but instead a no disqualification match. I don't recall getting that memo, because if I had and the match in fact was a no disqualification match, I wouldn't have gone down the way I did, I would've swung my bat at the swarming members of LAX like I was in a batting cage with baseballs being launched at me.

You can't hire competent officials, Vince? That match was not no disqualification! It wasn't advertised in the match card, neither myself or Homicide were informed about it beforehand, and you didn't come out or appear on the titantron screen to make it one. Therefore, the referee shouldn't have thrown the match out, he should've made the right call and awarded me the victory via disqualification instead of shrugging his shoulders as if to say, "Meh, no one cares about this match anyway" and thrown it out. Which brings me to my next point. As I said, I'm no stranger to getting beaten down, it seems to happen to me every week sometimes and I've been on this brand since its inception almost a year ago. But the difference between the beating I just received and all the beatings I've received in the past is usually, there's been someone to rush to my aid.

That wasn't the case this time. There was absolutely no one that felt like I should be assisted, and I know for a fact I've got friends on this roster, at least I thought I did. Where were the other good guys, any of the other good guys, because I didn't see any of them either from where I was on the mat or the many, many times I've watched the tape back. But the cherry on top is that this week, I don't even have a shot at redemption, because Homicide and Hernandez are in the main event, a slap in the face that isn't lost on me, by the way. Not only that, but my match this week is more or less me being assigned to clean up someone else's mess.

My match this week is against CM Punk's muscle or bodyguard or whatever he's calling himself or being referred to as, Roman Reigns, a man that, alongside Punk, has had problems with Rhino recently. Roman's first match in the UWF is against me. Why? Because Vince wants me to get beaten up on Anarchy again, he wants me to be too beaten up to even compete in the Last Man Standing match at Summerslam, and it's something that's so frustrating it's enough to make a guy like me walk away from the business altogether. But that would be giving Vince what he wants as well. It would be giving Umaga what he wants, Trish what she wants, and also The Rock what he wants.

That's the final piece to this disgusting puzzle of despicable irony, Roman Reigns is a relative of The Rock, so not only do I not get a crack at any combination or singular member of LAX this week, I don't get a shot at the "Great One" either. But despite my frustrations, I'm going to do what I always do, I'm going to show up and perform in the interest of the preservation of justice around here, true justice, not the equality that LAX is out for or the justice that Seth Rollins is out for. I am going to make sure The Rock is not able to just waltz in and get an International Championship shot, make sure Umaga doesn't hold the Extreme Championship a day past Summerslam, and I'm going to make sure that LAX gets what's coming to them, but before I can and will do any of that, I have to keep my attention on August the seventh.

I have to focus my frustrations on Reigns, mainly because my match with him is a confrontation with the unknown. I don't know what he's capable of besides doing run-ins and spearing and beating people down, but that's what's going to make getting my hands on him all the more interesting, because there's a silver lining and all of this bitterness I'm feeling. Because before Raven and Stone Cold just up and left the company without giving me the match they claimed they wanted, they were attacking me and anyone that associated themselves with me, and they did it with Punk by their side, and they did it with Punk's masked man by their side, who has now been revealed to be Roman, who is my opponent this week.

So even though it's not the redemption I give the most priority to, it is redemption and I will take it, and once the deed is done I will wear it on my trenchcoat like a badge of honor as I march through the battlefield that is Wednesday Night Anarchy and move on to the next priority, and the next priority, and the next priority until I can stand here and say that I am your Extreme Champion, Seth Rollins is neither the holder of the Money in the Bank briefcase or the International Championship, Homicide is not the Ironman Champion, and both of the aforementioned in addition to Umaga, Trish Stratus, Hernandez, Konnan, and especially The Rock are non-existant on my show!

The crowd cheers and begins a "Sting!" chant as the "Icon" turns and watches the stage, awaiting the arrival of his opponent.​

 

[Slim]

Re: Wednesday Night Anarchy 7/24/13 Edition! The Show!!

That was a pretty intense show there. Very awesome intense show. WOW!

Specially that main event. That was crazy. Had a lil bit of everything in there.

 

[Slim]

Re: Wednesday Night Anarchy 8/7/13 Preview!(READ THE 7/24/13 EDITION FIRST!)

Looks like things are about to get... electrifying.

Heh def wasn't expecting this but things are bout to get pretty awesome. Heh... Just bring it... Drew

 

[CliqueClacks]

Anarchy 8/7/13: Kidd vs Rhino

Tyson Kidd walks directly down the ramp, Natalya chasing behind him as neither look to be in a good mood after Tyson's loss last week. Tyson doesn't bother to hold the ropes for Natalya, instead he climbs into the ring and heads straight over to the time keeper for a microphone. He waits no time as he begins to speak over the crowd that is chanting "You tapped out!" loudly throughout the arena.

Tyson Kidd
"What happened last week...that was a fluke. You know it, I know it, Nattie knows it, and Triple H knows it. I am better than that, I am better than Triple H, he knows, he got lucky last week. Besides, at the end of the day, despite my loss, I still am better than all of you rotten American fans! I still received a bigger paycheck than any of you have ever seen in your poor miserable lives, and my woman still got on top of me. Something almost none of you can say, since most of you spend all your time reading dirtsheets while you drink your Mountain Dew, wearing your stained sweat pants, while you lay in the heat of your parent's basement. So you can all chant 'You tapped out!' but let's be real here, who's the real loser here? Me? A man that graduated from the Hart Dungeon, a man that you all paid to see tonight, a man that even though you all hate to admit it, is better than you? Or are all the real losers you? The one's that paid your money to come to this event, the ones that read about myself on those dirtsheets, the ones that could never pull a woman as talented or as beautiful as the one I have on my arm? So you can chant all the stupid chants you want, point is, I will always be better than every single on of you. That's because...I'm a Canadian. My blood line is naturally better than not only all of you, but every single on of you hasbeens in the back! This week, I have another star of yesterday, the War Machine, Rhino. Another washed up, now overweight loser that I have to prove myself against, once again. You all saw what I did to Al Snow, and despite what happened against Triple H, I'm just going to prove who the real Big F'n Deal is, when Canada proves once again it's dominance over America."

Natalya Neidhart
"It's a shame...Anarchy Management, you should all be ashamed of yourselves, see not only is your most talented member of the roster, once again the opening match, he has to face another person, that's no where near his league. Rhino can't touch Tyson in the ring, on the microphone, it's really no match. What in the world has Rhino ever done in his career that would make anyone believe that this match is going to be close? Unlike all of you lazy Americans, we Canadians, we thrive off of competition, it's what feeds us, and putting Tyson in these easy matches, does nothing for him. It's like a walk in the park, if you want to use The Crown Prince of Anarchy to his fullest potential, he shouldn't be in the opening match. He should be in the main event! The only reason people tune into this program every week is to not only see myself, but they only want to see Tyson...Kidd! You don't have to believe me, he'll prove it, but he's just naturally better than everyone else. I come from one of the greatest wrestling families of all time. My Uncle Bret is hands down the greatest of all time, my Uncle Owen is a close second, while my father, Jim the Anvil Neidhart was apart of one of the greatest tag-teams ever. The man standing next to me, is a close friend of the family, and he was trained by Stu Hart in the Dungeon in Calgary, the same place that all of those men I just mentioned were trained. Tyson Kidd was trained to be a legend, now I understand that legends aren't made over night, and it's true, he can't do it all by himself, management, this is to you, you have to let him shine. These matches are jokes, who is Rhino? What has Rhino ever done, Rhinos' career is close to being over, and nothing in his career has stood out to consider him a legend or an icon in this business. Tyson, even in his young career, has already built more a legacy, than the War Machine, Rhino. So, let's just get this over with, all it will do is just prove what myself and Tyson are saying as true."

Tyson Kidd
"Wait just a second, now before Rhinos' music hits and he comes out of the entrance way while all of you uneducated drunk fans cheer, there's a few more things I want to get off my chest, I'm not done yet. To make up for what happened last week, with that fluke, I Tyson Kidd, promise to put Rhino in the most pain he's ever experienced until he, the 'War Machine' has no choice but to tap out. Then every single one of you, can chant 'You Tapped Out!' to that stupid American, rather than a Canadian National Treasure like myself. You people don't know what you have with me, you all are witnessing history in the making, I am quickly becoming a living legend and all of you are too stupid to realize it. I will be at the top of this company soon enough, many of you are all blind to it, but a very small majority of you, have gotten it through your thick skulls and know, they know that I personify excellence, and that I'm a walking representation of why Canada is better than America. So Rhino, why don't you hobble on out here, so I can make a fool of you, just like all the rest of these stupid Americans."​

 

[Rated R Superstar]

Re: Anarchy 8/7/13: Kidd vs Rhino

[video=youtube;IhnUgAaea4M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M[/video]

The crowd cheers as the very American song plays throughout the arena. The cheers get even louder as Rhino comes walking down the stairs through the crowd. He is mauled by a few, but a majority of them left him alone other than to try and get a handshake. He has a microphone in his hand, which is very convenient. He speaks as he continues down to the ring.

“The War Machine†Rhino:
A very compelling speech I gotta say. I almost felt sick to my stomach knowing I was American, but then I remembered the song that just played. Being American is awesome. As much as you think you know, we are actually a very proud people. We stand united when all the rest of the world tries to strike us down. That even means Canadian’s like you who just think they are better than the rest of us. I don’t get it honestly, I’ve met a few Canadians and they were all chill guys. But you, you take the cake for being a real douche.

The crowd erupts in cheer at the last statement.

I mean that in the most sincere way possible. I have to admit though, you are right about one thing, none of us will ever find a woman quite like yours. A woman who’s head is roughly the same size as her body, and a mouth like Seven Eleven. It never closes! And you both seem to think that where you were trained determines how good you are. Bret Hart claimed to the best there is the best there was and the best there ever will be. I respect the guy enough to let him have almost all of that. But he’s still not the only one who thinks very highly of himself. I mean look at CM Punk, Best in the World and all that fun stuff. It gets kind of annoying after a while if I’m going to be brutally honest. And I mean you father, and no disrespect to him, but he was just the muscle, if you could even call him that. He was the weakest link of the Hart Foundation.

But enough about you guys, let’s talk about me, the American! Oh I’m sorry, the overweight American. I guess all the fat guys in Canada are just American’s in disguise right? You asked what I had accomplished. Well for starters, I was in one of the three main events of Wrestlemania against Sting, which I won! I held the International Championship for ninety eight days. Two pretty decent accomplishments I’d say. Maybe you should do some research before you go blabbing around like you actually know what you’re talking about. I mean honestly, you’re talking to a former International champion like that? I shouldn’t be totally surprised by this however. I mean every time a young kid like you comes into a company like this, they instantly think they are God’s gift to wrestling. They think they should be handed title shots and the works. That’s not how it works here kid, you bust your ass. You work hard for what you feel you deserve.

Rhino finally makes it to the barricade and hops over it. He immediately gets into the ring and the crowd enjoys every minute of it.

I mean look at you, do you really think you have what it takes to be the top guy? You talk a big game, and now you’re taking on a big time player. How do you think you’ll fare against me? Do you truly believe you’ll make me suffer more than I ever have before? Do you feel as though I’ll be the easiest fight of your career? I mean I’m not exactly the most fit guy out there, but I’m not some flabby piece of crap that just sits home and does nothing. When I was suspended, I trained. I mentioned this during my session with Perry Saturn, and I’ll continue to say it. I’m in the best shape of my life right now. I’ve never been more ready to go out there and prove to the world that I shall not be forgotten. I mean look at what I did at Lockdown. I reminded CM Punk that I am still alive, and he’s pissed. Did you hear his promo last Anarchy? I personally enjoyed it because I knew I was the inspiration. I mean he wants to face me one last time, I’m not sure if I want to accept his challenge that he laid down because I want to keep annoying the hell out of him because I’m having so much fun. He will get an answer next week, rest assured folks! But that’s enough about Punk and his plan to get rid of me once and for all. You and I have never faced each other before, and I’m sure I’d remember it even in my old age.

Also, how old do you think I am? Do you think I’m some decrepit old man? Last time I checked I was still young enough to kick some ass and take names. I’d chew bubblegum, but I don’t have any... You are just like the rest of the young kids, you’re hungry, but you’re not willing to really work for your food. You claim your loss to Triple H was a fluke, but in reality it was skill. A fluke is what us veterans say when you young kids beat us. Face it Tyson, Triple H was the better man. You lack the experience and discipline that he has. He’s also worked very hard to get where he is today. So excuse me while I laugh at you, I think you’re a joke and I can’t wait to truly get my hands on you because I’m going to beat the crap out of you! At the end of our match you’ll understand that WAR IS THE ANSWER!
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[CliqueClacks]

Re: Anarchy 8/7/13: Kidd vs Rhino

Natalya grabs the microphone away from Tyson Kidd as she steps right up to Rhino, not budging an inch as the two come face to face.

Natalya Neidhart
"I'm not afraid of you, you're going to have your chance to get your hands on Tyson, but just like every other American, you're just going to come up a little bit short. So you can laugh at myself and Tyson all you want, you can talk about war all you want, but at the end of the day, none of that matters because when you're in the ring with Tyson, you're not in control, he is. Tyson, I think I know Rhinos' plan to beat you, there's a good chance it's to try to knock you out with his stench. Good God, I can't handle this."

Natalya quickly walks away from Rhino, plugging her nose, she hands the microphone to Tyson who is standing in the corner. Tyson chuckles at first, then holds the ropes so Natalya can climb out of the ring. With the microphone still in his hand, he starts to shake his head with disgust while he stares Rhino in the eyes.

Tyson Kidd
"What's happened to you? You're going to 'beat the crap out of me', that's cute. Believe it or not, I use to watch you in the late ninety's. You used to be a monster, looking at you now...you're just a joke. These people, these people don't matter, these people contribute nothing to success, why give to these fans? Look at yourself, you come down here climbing through the crowd, letting all these slobs touch you, to a song that points out flaws in this terrible country, then you talk about how much you enjoy other peoples work. You're supposed to be an ass kicker, not an ass kisser. Rhino, you used to be the Big F'n Deal, but looking at you now, you're just a Big F'n Bitch!"

Tyson begins to back away from Rhino slowly to avoid a physical altercation.

"Now as for all of your personal accomplishments, that's nice, but that's just a thing of the past, looking at you now, all I see is an overweight American in a singlet with greasy hair. I don't see a Championship around your waist, I don't see you main eventing any shows. Last time I checked, you and I are the opening match. You're a veteran, you know that once that bell rings, the past doesn't matter, and the better man will reign supreme and we all know who the better man is! This week, I know how I'm going to fare against you, hell, I can probably predict the outcome already, your going to be on the mat, tapping out as you scream in pain. Now that's just an educated guess, since you're not educated, I don't expect you, along with all of these troglodytes in the crowd to understand."

The crowd erupts in boo's and 'USA' chants as Tyson pauses to taunt the audience. When the crowd finally settles down, Tyson holds the mic back to his mouth once again.

"A little bit of advice, you're number one concern should be me Rhino, not CM Punk, you're not facing Punk this week, get him out of your head right now. If you think you can sleep on me, you're in for a rude awakening. You've never faced anyone like me in your long career. I'm going to expose every single weakness in your game, I'm telling you right now, you're going to get embarrassed, it's not even going to be close, you can't hang with me. If you want to take the easy way out, like I know Americans love to, you can just lay down in the center of the ring, avoid all of the pain you would go through. Rhino, take the easy way out, nobody is going to think less about you than they already do. You're already a hasbeen that's over-stayed his welcome. What's one more loss really? It's not going to disgrace your lackluster career."

Kidd continues to stare at Rhino who doesn't seem to like Kidd's offer that he proposed.

"Now, I kind of figured you wouldn't accept my little offer. I don't know if it's ignorance or pride? Either way, the out come is going to be the same. Now I could stand out here all day and talk about you, these fans, but believe it or not, that gets tiring after a while, and I personally, would like to take a moment to talk about the rest of the so called 'talent' in the back. Looking around, Nattie and myself appear to be the only Canadians in this place. That translates into, there's no real competition here for me. It is a shame I made an early exit from the Iron Man Championship Tournament, because believe it or not, there is one place I hate more than America...that place is Mexico! I would have nothing more to prove Canada's dominance over Mexico by taking that Championship off of that rat Homicide."

A 'Canada Sucks' chant pours out which visibly pisses Tyson Kidd off. He shakes his head violently before bursting out a loud 'Shut up!' at the audience.

"Canada sucks?! No! You want to know who sucks? This piece of trash standing across from me! Have any of you ever been to Detroit Michigan? That town is a combination of gun violence, smut, and terrible sports teams. Why anybody would be proud to be from Detroit is beyond me? Rhino represents arguably the worst section of this terrible country. What you're all cheering for is violence, crime, and hell...war! How can you be proud of that? This sport is supposed to be about perfection, execution, technical ability, this may not be ballet, but I make this look good. You...you have no technique, you're going to try to beat the hell out of me, but technique always beats brute force. So go ahead, be proud of Detroit, because that's your style, you're a brawler, you're going to try to beat me down, but you, just like everyone else in the back, you're going to get caught. Getting back to that dump of a city, aslo known as Detroit, one of the crime capitals of God's green Earth, that's what you represent Rhino? You should be ashamed. I represent pride, bravery, and excellence. You're not ready for this war Rhino, this is a battle that you can't win." ​

 

[Brock Lesnar]

Re: Wednesday Night Anarchy 7/24/13 Edition! The Show!!

21 people read this thread, only one response. Shit likes this makes me remember why I don't write anymore. Even though it was a late show, nothing should be taken away from the way you guys put it together. I enjoyed the opening segment, everything felt like it flowed throughout the show. Great job on this one, looking forward to being a part of Anarchy. Everyone else who didn't respond should realize the kind of effort that goes into this and at least give their feedback, good or bad. I mean, it only takes a minute or so to write a few sentences. Shits fucked up. All of you should be ashamed of yourselves.

 

[CaptainxBumout]

Re: Wednesday Night Anarchy 7/24/13 Edition! The Show!!

I comment on every show. Pardon me if I'm not ashamed of myself. That opening was great. Sting vs Umaga at Summerslam is going to be really good. Also Mick Foley as a co GM. He didnt really play a big part in this show but I look forward to his involvement in the future. All the matches were very well done. I thought the Saturn and Rhino match was too short though. The main event was awesome. I think that was the most serious match Curtis or Bateman have ever been involved in. I was wondering if Maxine or Bateman was ever going to come out and cause some shenanigans but nice to see Maxine at the end.

Someone needs to get the tag team titles to Anarchy because our division is pretty stacked haha. LAX, Saturn and Snow, hardy and Moore and the original tag team of course, the Modern Day Double Dragons. I wonder who I'll face at Summerslam or if I'll even have the title by then with all theses title matches on weekly shows as of late. With Sting vs Umaga and Punk vs Rhino, just who will step up? I also really enjoyed the LAX and Punk promos.

 

[CaptainxBumout]

Re: Wednesday Night Anarchy 8/7/13 Preview!(READ THE 7/24/13 EDITION FIRST!)

So I guess we may be going through with The Rock getting a shot at the international championship. I'm game. LAX vs MDDD! Curious as to how my team will be written now since one of them is an idiot and the other is delusional as opposed to them both being idiots and wearing costumes haha.

 

[Andrew]

Re: Wednesday Night Anarchy 7/24/13 Edition! The Show!!

Finally been online.

Welcome back Jay, was a great session. I'm on a losing streak but I ain't too worried seeing I'm facing all the damn top dogs. It's not easy!

Onto next week!