Introducing first, from Greenwich, Connecticut, weighing in at 255 pound, he is 'The Game' Triple H!
Triple H stands on the entrance as the fans lend out a nice pop to The Game. Triple H is holding his head down the raises it up as he spits water into the air, then yells out a war cry as he heads down towards the ring. He walks down the ramp as he is in complete focus then turns at ringside and steps onto the apron, then looks into the crowd. Triple H then drinks some more water and spits it into the crowd, then throws the bottle away as he enters the ring and poses to the crowd.
And his opponent, being accompanied by Natalya Neidhart ,from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 199 pounds... Tyson Kidd!
Tyson Kidd enters the stage and poses with Natalya Neidhart as they both make their way down towards the ring. Kidd enters the apron as he holds the ropes down so Neidhart can easily enter the ring. Neidhart and Kidd both pose towards the crowd as they draw some heat from the fans, both are loving it as the audience starts to chant 'USA!'.
Regal: The young lad knows how to work a crowd. This should be quite a show, don't you agree?
Dawson: I think so, but I don't think Triple H looks too thrilled to be watching Tyson Kidd showing off to the crowd.
Regal: My dear boy, this is going to be a fine wrestling match that we're about to witness right here!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
The crowd is fired up as both Triple H and Tyson Kidd are both warming up in their corners, Natalya Neidhart giving a kiss to Kidd for good luck before stepping off the apron. Triple H mocks Tyson Kidd with a kiss to his hand and blows it towards Kidd, Kidd backing up a few paces with a disgusted look on his face. Triple H then smiles as both men circle each other around the ring before getting into a lockup to start off the match. Kidd tries his best to get the lead over Triple H but The Game has the size and weight advantage and moves Kidd around the ring but Kidd uses his wrestling skills and quickly ducks behind Hunter and applies the hammerlock to him. Triple H moves around as he tries to reach Tyson Kidd but Kidd twists the arm harder as Triple H rotates around the ring, Kidd then transistions into a side headlock before doing a headlock takedown on Triple H while still applying the hold onto The Game. Triple H tries his best to move away but Kidd has the upper hand now as he brings Triple H to his feet with Hunter still attached to the headlock but Triple H shoves Kidd towards the ropes, Kidd then bounces off the ropes and returns to Triple H as Triple H goes for a clothesline but Kidd ducks it, bounces off the ropes again and approaches Triple H as Kidd jumps onto his shoulders and executes a hurricarana onto Triple H!
Dawson: Tyson Kidd is showing great amounts of athleticism, but will it be enough to stand against a seasoned veteran like Triple H?
Regal: I think he could, I've seen him train inside the ring and he's quite an impressive lad. Triple H may have his hands tied in this matchup, if you will.
Triple H is hanging by the ropes as he looks shocked that Tyson Kidd pulled off such a move on him, Kidd looking impressed with himself as Natalya Neidhart is cheering from his corner. Triple H gets onto his feet and refocuses himself as Kidd starts to act cocky in the ring. Kidd then walks up to Triple H as he demands that they go into a test of strength contest, to which Triple H shrugs and goes along with it. Both hands lock together as Kidd tries his hardest to outstrength Triple H but doesn't succeed as Triple H easily brings Kidd to his knees. Kidd looks up in pain as he desperatly tries to outdo Triple H but appears to be failing in terms of energy. Triple H looks satisfied until Kidd quickly gets back up and executes a bridging northern nights suplex and holds it for a pin...
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And Tyson Kidd kicks out! Triple H wipes some hair away from his face as he exhales deeply before bringing Kidd back to his feet. Natalya Neidhart cheers on from ringside as Triple H brings Kidd towards the corner again where he begins to lay down some knee shots to the midsection before whipping him to the other corner. Triple H then runs up and goes for a running clothesline but Kidd quickly retreats and slides out of the ring. Neidhart runs up to support her man as Triple H can only roll his eyes as Kidd has developed a sly smile on his face. Despite being no countouts, the referee tells Kidd to get into the ring but Kidd refuses to, so Triple H exits the ring instead. Kidd runs around at ringside as Triple H is on the chase. Kidd makes a full lap around the ring as Neidhart stops Triple H on his tracks, trying to stop the chase but Triple H is now arguing back. Kidd though slides inside the ring and runs towards the ropes and performs a baseball slide kick to Triple H, The Game crashing onto the barricade nearby!
Regal: That Tyson Kidd lad is a cunning one, I must say. Plenty of potential in him.
Dawson: Maybe so, but he's playing with a bull William and he's going to get caught in his horns soon enough!
Triple H is hanging onto the barricade as Kidd slips out to ringside and kicks him in the stomach, Triple H falling to one knee as Kidd lands a powerful punch to the skull, then backs up a few paces and runs up to The Game and nails a running big boot to Hunter, knocking him down onto the floor. Neidhart is yelling at Triple H nearby as Kidd grabs Hunter by the hair and smashes his face onto the steel steps nearby! Triple H is stunned as Kidd then throws The Game back inside the ring and climbs onto the apron. Triple H makes it back up and turns around to face Kidd but Kidd jumps onto the ropes and executes a springboard dropkick onto Triple H! Triple H goes flying across the ring as Kidd stands up and poses towards the crowd, which causes Natalya Niedhart to cheer for her man at ringside. Kidd then brings Triple H onto his feet and shoves him to the corner, then places him on the top turnbuckle and punches The Game in the head several times to stun him, then jumps onto the ropes and twists his body towards Triple H and performs a springboard frankensteiner onto Triple H! Kidd once again shows off his confidence by posing towards the crowd before going for the cover...
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Dawson: Look at this!
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Tyson Kidd breaks the small package pin! Kidd rolls away and can't believe that Triple H just did that. Triple H makes it back up but gets ambushed from an enraged Kidd as he starts to bash Triple H in the head with his fists by the corner but Triple H counters with a knee to the gut of Tyson Kidd. Kidd backs up a few paces then charges at Triple H but Hunter counters with a back toss, Kidd however lands onto the top turnbuckle! Triple H turns around to see where Kidd is at but Kidd jumps off the turnbuckle and executes a Diving Somersault Neckbreaker onto Triple H! Neidhart is extremely happy about that as Tyson Kidd goes down for the cover...
Dawson: This could be it!
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Regal: What a brutal move from Triple H. This could be it!
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TYSON KIDD KICKS OUT! It is now Triple H's turn to feel shocked from not winning the match. Natalya looks happy that her man is still fighting as Triple H has Kidd back onto his feet. Triple H is holding onto Tyson Kidd's head as he mutters something to him before landing a huge snap punch that sends Kidd crashing back to the ground. Natalya starts to scream at Triple H but Hunter ignores her as he picks up Kidd and goes for a clothesline but Kidd ducks it and hits a spinning heel kick onto Triple H's head, knocking him back towards the ropes. Kidd then runs up and jumps at Triple H as he goes for the tornado DDT but Triple H pushes him away as he lands on his feet, then runs up to Kidd as he nails another running neckbreaker onto Kidd! Triple H is feeling it now as he wraps his legs around Kidd's and gets him into the figure four leg lock! Tyson Kidd tries to escape from the hold but is unable to as Triple H has it locked on tight. Kidd then flops around the ring as he desperately tries to find a way out but is not able to. Natalya is at ringside trying to cheer her man on but Kidd doesn't see a way out so he decides to tap out to the figure four leg lock!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
You're winner of the match via Submission and advancing in the Ironman Championship Tournament: Triple H!
The crowd pops loudly as Triple H is helped up from the referee as Hunter celebrates in the ring over his big win to advance in the tournament. He exits the ring as he looks excited to be one step closer to get his rematch against Homicide at Summerslam while Natalya Neidhart checks on Tyson Kidd, glaring at Triple H in the process. Triple H can only shrug at Natalya before turning away and walking up the ramp as he heads to the back. The ring is then cleared for the next part of the show
The lights go out and the crowd loves it. They apparently like this dark and mysterious stuff until suddenly...
GORE! GORE! GOOOORE!
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The battle cry of the War Machine resounds throughout the arena and the crowd instantly drowns out the intro to Rhino’s entrance music as he comes running out, a spotlight shining brightly upon him. He seems to be doing his typical thing until he suddenly stops at the top of the ramp and looks around. The lights are still out so he can’t see much, other than the flashing lights of cameras.
He walks down slowly to the ring. He doesn’t seem to notice the crowd as he seems to be focused on going to the ring. He enters the ring and stops right at a chair that wasn’t there earlier. He walks over to the side where the time keeper is and requests a microphone.
Upon receiving the microphone he takes a seat in the chair with the spotlight still on him. He takes his time as he waits for total silence. Once he is satisfied he brings the microphone to his lips.
“The War Machine” Rhino:
You’ll have to excuse my behaviour; I’ve had a lot of time to think about my choice of words lately. I know I’m usually a crazy in your face kind of guy, but I’ve just been kind of down lately. I was suspended a while back, my first suspension with the company. I feel ashamed honestly, all this because I wanted some Canadian bacon. That’s right, Canadian bacon. You can’t get anything better. I’m willing to pay the toll for the border and all that gas. And I had my good friend Christopher Daniels with me who was just happy to come along for the ride honestly. And yes he had been drinking, but I was the one driving. I don’t see what that had to do with anything. But I was kind of pissed to get a phone call after being arrested; UWF told me that they suspended us both for it. I nearly lost my mind honestly, for well over a week I just sat in my house, unmotivated, not willing to do anything. Suddenly a light turned on. I realized that I wouldn’t get anywhere with that kind of attitude. I trained, I wrestled for other smaller companies to keep myself occupied and continued to get some kind of paycheck.
I knew that it wasn’t the type of attitude a former International Champion should have. I’ve been on the top of this Anarchy ladder for a while now. I’ve always been in the spotlight somehow. A lot of the young guys in the back always jump to the conclusion that I am simply just trying to stay relevant. That couldn’t be further from the truth. I’m doing what I love. I’m doing what makes me happy. I’m happy to be where I’m at right now. I’ve worked hard to get to this point in my career. I am well aware of my age, and to be quite honest, I’m not that old. I know my limits and I know I can still go, so all of you in the back, and all of you sitting at home hiding behind your computers constantly attacking me because of my age. BACK OFF! I’m doing this for me and me alone! I’m doing it for the fans that have been there with me since day one! I’m doing this because it’s all I know. All I ever wanted was to be a World Champion after watching my first wrestling show. I knew that one day I’d be that guy that the crowd looked up to for inspiration. I failed you all in that department, so allow me to make up for it.
The crowd is unsure on how to respond as Rhino receives mixed reactions.
I screwed CM Punk out of the International Championship for the second time.
The crowd cheers with a few people left curious at the statement.
Well I won it the first time, but I like to pretend I screwed him out of it. I will admit to screwing him over this time as he’s cheated his way out of losing for far too long. And now that we know the reason behind that, we have no reason to worry. I proved to everybody that if you have some tough bodyguard, it won’t help you. I guess it wasn’t the happy ending that Punk was looking for. I mean he was hoping to retain the title and reveal to the world who his little maid was. Roman Reigns may be an imposing figure, but he’s not someone I’m afraid of. He’s young, and quite frankly really stupid. It doesn’t take much intelligence to put a mask on and beat someone up. Now that your face is attached to that masked man who beat up everybody, you’re a target. A target I’m sure a few people around here wouldn’t mind shooting the bullseye on. But you’re my target right now. And the only reason you’re my target is because of the man you associate yourself with. Let’s be honest, much like Sting and I in the past, CM Punk and I have this war going on. Every chance we get we are going to trash each other, going to try and beat each other up. I’m perfectly fine with that honestly. Unlike Sting and I however, I don’t see how this could possibly end with a handshake. CM Punk is way too cocky for my liking.
He’s got this thing where he honestly believes his own hype and I can’t stand it! He thinks he’s the best in the world, and I have honestly yet to see that. He’s proven to be a coward and a man who talks too much. But I don’t expect him to take me seriously; I don’t expect him to be mad about this. In fact I’m sure he’s listening right now and just thinking of how he’s going to mock me and come off as a cocky asshole. I’m sure he’ll mention beating me twice too, but I don’t care. I got this out in the open. It’s for the public now. So that’s about all I have to say. I’ve had a lot of time to think about it and as you all know, I’m usually terrible with words. I think it’s time I get out of here.
Rhino gets up, the lights turn on and he prepares to leave the ring when suddenly he stops at the ropes. He shakes his head as he stomps back to the middle of the ring.
Oh yeah... FUCK VINCE RUSSO!
The crowd cheer wildly as he finally leaves the ring and heads to the back. The crowd chanting his name all the way to the back.
Christy Hemme: The following contest is set for one fall!
I'M HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD!
Dolph Ziggler’s entrance music blares out of the speakers, and the crowd bursts in thunderous boo’s. After the drums kicks in, Ziggler makes his way out onto the stage. Ziggler, as cocky as he can be, struts over to the end of the stage as he does his signature spin, with his back now facing the cameras. Ziggler shakes his hips, as he faces the cameras once again, screaming out ‘how damn good am I?!’. Ziggler continues his entrance down the ramp, as he soaks in the boos and insults from the fans. Ziggler makes his way past the ramp, as he walks over to the side of the ring. Ziggler slides on the apron, as he goes to enter the ring, before stopping and sitting on the middle rope, staring at the fans. Ziggler enters the ring as he jumps on the middle turnbuckle, soaking in the fan’s boos once again, with a smirk across his face. Ziggler hops off the turnbuckle and prepares for his match.
Christy Hemme: Introducing first, from Hollywood, Florida. Weighing in at 225 pounds, Dolph Ziggler!
Search For: MATT HARDY
Enter Keyword: VERSION 1.0
The file finishes loading as Matt Hardy Version 1 enters the arena to a chorus of boo's. Hardy is without student Shannon Moore and fiancee Reby Sky and instead has decided to fly solo tonight. Tonight's Matt Fact is "Matt is a better dancer than Fandango". Hardy stands on the stage and raises the V1 sign into the air before heading down the ramp. He ignores the crowd for the most part, focusing his attention entirely on his opponent for the night Dolph Ziggler. Hardy rolls into the ring and heads to the ropes where he stands on the middle rope and raises the V1 into the air again to soak in the crowd's negative reaction.
Christy Hemme: And his opponent, from Cameron, North Carolina, weighing in at 235 pounds, Matt Hardy Version One!
The match kicks off with Hardy and Ziggler locking up hard in the centre of the ring, they push each other around the ring for a while before Hardy forces Ziggler into the corner. The referee forces a break but this gives an opportunity to Ziggler who reaches over the ref's back to smack Hardy over the head with a right hand. Ziggler now goes on the assault with right hands to the head, Hardy turns him round and forces him into the opposite corner. Hardy then fires the right hands into the head of Ziggler. Hardy then goes to mount Ziggler but Ziggler pushes him down to the mat. Hardy rolls back up onto his feet only to be hit in the jaw with a Standing Dropkick from Dolph Ziggler. Hardy is down on the mat when Ziggler jumps on him, mounts him and rocks him with hands to the head. Ziggler then gets up, rubs his hands through his hair and flicks the grease into the crowd, showing off as usual from Ziggler.
Dawson: This has been back and forth thus far but it looks as if Ziggler has got the advantage.
Regal: Two magnificent athletes going head to head, truly mesmerising.
Ziggler grabs Hardy as he gets up and locks in a Side Headlock. Hardy walks backwards towards the ropes and goes to push Ziggler off the ropes to break the hold but Ziggler holds on. Hardy is still in the Side Headlock, Hardy backs up towards the ropes again, but instead of running him off the ropes Hardy lifts Ziggler up into the air and drops him straight back over the top rope. Ziggler lands back first on the outside rim of the ring apron and slumps down onto the floor below. Hardy regains his composure before heading to the outside. Hardy grabs the fallen, groggy Ziggler and raises him to his feet. Hardy grabs him by the head and takes him over to the Steel Steps and slams Ziggler's head off of the cold hard steel. Hardy sits Ziggler down in front of the steps in a seated position. Hardy takes a few steps back and runs at Ziggler before kicking him straight in the face, Ziggler's head rocks back and hits the steps as the crowd gasp.
Regal: That was truly villainous on the part of Hardy there. I like it.
Dawson: Dolph Ziggler could be knocked out after that. He might be unconscious.
Hardy grabs Ziggler and rolls him into the ring. Hardy sees blood in the water and rolls into the ring himself, he pushes Ziggler out into the centre and covers Ziggler.
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Dawson: Ziggler's so resilient, you have to admire him, but this doesn't look good for him here.
Regal: Hardy has some vile intentions for Ziggler here, this could be the end of the match coming up.
Hardy has the back of Ziggler but Ziggler gets his elbow up and catches Hardy in the face knocking Hardy off of the top rope. Hardy rolls back onto his feet quickly and makes a sprint towards the corner before quickly grabbing Ziggler around the waist and falling backwards towards the mat with an attempted Back Superplex but Ziggler reverses in mid-air and drops down across Hardy with a Crossbody knocking all the wind out of Hardy as both men crash to the mat. Ziggler rolls off of Hardy and is still trying to regain some composure feeling the effects of several hard head knocks. Ziggler eventually scrambles over for the cover.
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Winner and advancing: Dolph Ziggler!
Ziggler rolls out of the ring and avoids most of the boos as he jumps up and down, clearly pleased with his win as the referee checks up on Matt Hardy. Ziggler then walks up the ramp as the camera fades to somewhere else.
the fans are sitting in an arena quiet when all of a sudden a video package is shown
THE FOLLOWING IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LATIN AMERICAN XCHANGE
Fans are shown with Homicide looking on in an empty arena
Homicide: The gringos... they always try to hold you down. They try to make you see a certain light. Lucha libre was brought up by great men like Mil Mascaras, and Rey Mysterio Sr. Men who fought there way into this country... Men who wanted to send a message what lucha libre is all about.
the camera pans to Hernandez who stands and talks
Hernandez: Lucha Libre is now ruined.. The very men who created this fabuloso sport are now sadden of what has happened to it.
Homicide joins into the picture as he begins to speak
Homicide: This once great sport was once a huge deal for all of us latin wrestlers who grew up with nothing who had to survive off the streets just to make a living, but now a days we are treated like nothing but trash. Today the world of Lucha Libre is on a gringo hold type of things, and has a gringo mentalitly shaped around. People in todays world don't appreciate what we have to bring to the table they look at Hernandez and I, and they see nothing but our skin color,and people don't view us as wrestlers no they view as nothing more then a bunch of fence hoppers. A bunch of latinos trying to steal from the people here in the United States of America when in reality that is not the case.Lucha Libre is life down in south of the border. Every kid dreams to make it to the big stage. Every kid dtrsms to make here to the United States as a big time professional wrestler, and be able to show there true selves.... but that is not the case.
Hernandez: They change you...
Homicide: Every time one of us from the south of the border come down to start a new beggining here it is not enough with our roots. With out backgrounds to be successful. No,no,no they want you to be someone your not. Take Rey Mysterio Jr. a man who is a legend just like his uncle before, but instead of being a hero to us Latinos he had to be force to be a hero for you people. He was force to act like some clown on national TV, and please all the gringos in attendance they took away his latino heritage and made him into one of you people. Take Alberto Del Rio the sone of a legend in Mil Mascaras a man who is now force to pretend he is some rich Mexican aristocat. Why? Why must Alberto pretend he is rich... because it pleases to you damn gringos you force change into all of us Latinos. You view us as nothing more then scum on this Earth. Rey Mysterio jr. yes a former world champion here, but when he won this belt he turned in his true heritage a long time ago by being the joke to please you Gringos, but soon this will al change and how will we change that Hernandez?
Hernandez: With violence...
Homicide: You people may find it sick that we use violence to get our point across, but that is not the case. We use violence because that is the only way you Gringos can listen loud and clear. You people up here in America love violence. The Civil War, War of 1812, Vietnam War, The Mexican American war, and the War in Iraq you people respond to violence in many ways, and that is why we are going to use it to get our point across. Right now L.A.X we are not damn joke. We are not something that is to be messed around with and soon there will be huge changes here in the UWF.
Soon you will be speaking our language and you will respect it. We have been going easy on you people for so long but damn it no more going easy on you people. No soon you will learn what it is like to unsderstand us, soon you will respect us, and you people may think we are being harsh, but we have dealed are whole life stuck in this Gringo Mentality. We are here stuck with the top guy in this company being a white man.... No Latino could ever be considered as a successful man in the eyes of todays Lucha Libre, but that will change and it starts with this.
Homicide pulls out his Ironman title and he goes on to begin to speak
Homicide: This title right here... the Ironman championship is the first victory for the Latin American Xchange. We will hold onto this title by any means necesarry, and it won't stop there Hernandez and I we want gold, and what gold is that?
Hernandez: Tag team gold is what we want. We want the titles that shows unity and pride in this organization. We want the titles that show what true familia is, and that is titles we seek, but it dosen't stop there.
Homicide: No it dosen't stop there, because we will not stop until our point is heard. Are gang mentality will be heard loud and clear. Who ever wins the tournament for my belt good luck to you, becuase there is no way in hell I am giving up this title. We are going to keep this belt for as long as we can, and we are going to make sure that this belt stays home with us, and soon when the UWF will grant us the chance, and the opportunity we will gladly take away those tag team titles from those gringos in Daniel Bryan, and Dean Ambrose. Those two are not familia, those two don't know anything at all what it takes to be a team, and they will suffer from our violence. Everyone will suffer from our violence, and Sting your a perfect victim for us to show to everyone here that L.A.X is a serious deal and is not something to mess around with. Our message will be heard... our rights will be claimed.. and most importantly of all the gringo mentality. It first starts here on Anarchy... and soon the whole entire UWF will know what we are all about Brraaaaaappppppp Braaapppppp.
Homicide holds his belt up high as Hernandez stands there all tough and serious when all of a sudden the figure in Konan walks up behind them and wraps his arms around them, and he screams
Konan: ARIBA LA RAZA!!!!!!!!!
The audio is now synced with the arena as the fans boo, as he LAX stands there, and the production fades to black
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Ladies and gentleman, the following contest is your main event of the evening and it is a Champion vs Champion match!
Christy Hemme: Introducing from Westbrook, Maine, weighing in at 244 pounds... he is the current UWF International Champion... FaaaanDaaaanGoooo
The crowd go crazy as Fandango's colourful ballroom dance theme music plays. With the stage all set up he comes through the tassels or whatever they are, onto the stage where across from him stands an unnamed female dancer. The two share a moment of dance on the stage before she leaves Fandango behind to make his way down the ramp towards the ring. He gets into the ring by jumping over the top rope and begins to dance around the ring a little. Fandango then walks to the middle of the ring and poses as a silhouette falls from above and bursts into pyro.
And introducing his opponent; being accompanied by Trish Stratus, from the Isles of Samoa, weighing in a 322 pounds, he is the UWF Extreme Champion... Umaga!
Umaga walks on stage with Trish Stratus behind him and is acting all hyper for his match against Fandango. Stratus is looking very happy as Umaga is rushing towards the ring, and slides inside it as he starts to beat his chest while stammering out different words as Fandango is looking slightly nervous.
Regal: One of the most anticipated main events on Anarchy is about to go under way ladies and gentleman. I've honestly never had been more excited for a match in my entire life!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
The crowd is on fire now that the most anticipated match on Anarchy is finally happening. Umaga has a look of destruction on him as Fandango briefly looks worried for his match against Umaga, but doesn't let it show for long as he regains his confidence back. Umaga approaches Fandango as the two men goes in for a lockup. Fandango tries his hardest to move the big Samoan around the ring but fails to as Umaga shoves Fandango away completely. Fandango is stopped by the ropes as Umaga starts to shout out some gibberish to Fandango, most likely telling him that he's going to hurt him. Fandango however doesn't take him seriously and charges at him with a shoulder block but doesn't move Umaga at all. Umaga can only look at Fandango with wide eyes before grabbing his throat with both hands and throwing Fandango onto the corner. Trish Stratus looks pleased as Umaga starts to hit some super quick but powerful shots to the body of Fandango, Fandango then drops to his knees while holding onto his body but Umaga throws Fandango back to the corner and proceeds to nail some more body shots onto Fandango!
Dawson: Fandango is going to have his hands tied against Umaga, I wonder if he'll survive this match?
The referee eventually tries to stop Umaga from hitting Fandango but Umaga turns around and starts to chase away the referee. Umaga then snorts out his displeasure before turning back to Fandango and hits a toe kick onto Fandango, then grabs a hold of Fandango's head and smashes the back of it onto the turnbuckles behind him! Fandango looks to be in trouble as Umaga does it a second time, then throws Fandango onto the canvas, Fandango landing face first on the mat. Umaga is now beating his chest and starts to scream out some more gibberish as he looks at Stratus and nods as Stratus is now smiling. Umaga then picks up Fandango and starts to club him in the back several times. Fandango tries to escape from the attack but is unable to as Umaga brings Fandango to the ropes, then whips him to the opposite side. Fandango returns to Umaga as Umaga bends down to go for a back toss but Fandango kicks Umaga in the face instead! Umaga is stunned as Fandango is feeling the momentum coming back and goes for a running clothesline but Umaga lifts him up high and drops him into a Samoan Drop!
Regal: Oh poor lad, he really thought that Umaga would go down so easily.
Stratus is clapping from ringside as Fandango looks completely dazed from the move that Umaga just executed. Fandango tries to think out loud but Umaga doesn't give Fandango any breathing space as he picks up and and does a double handed choke lift and keeps Fandango up in the air. The referee then counts to four and forces Umaga to drop Fandango. Umaga doesn't too pleased but does what the referee asks him as Fandango goes onto his knees, holding his throat with both hands but Umaga ends up doing another double handed choke lift onto Fandango! Fandango starts to shake his head as the referee counts to four again, this time ordering Umaga to stop using that move all together. Umaga glares at the referee before grappling Fandango once again, this time lifting him up for another Samoan Drop but Fandango slips behind Umaga and hits a Russian leg sweep! Fandango then quickly goes onto the top rope, seeing that Umaga is already getting up and jumps off the top turnbuckles and executes a diving clothesline onto Umaga!
Dawson: Fandango is getting in some offense onto Umaga now. Things are finally picking up for him!
Regal: Quite, but Umaga is not a beast who gives up easily, don't forget.
Fandango then looks into the crowd as they are fully 100% behind Fandango in this match. Umaga looks to be down but not out as Fandango starts to circle around him and hits in some stomps onto Umaga. Umaga doesn't seem to be really hurt from the stomps so Fandango goes onto one knee and grabs his head with one arms and beings to punch him repeatedly with his other arm. Umaga is snarling now as he tries to escape the series of punches but Fandango isn't allowing that, Fandango eventually releasing the grip but starts to kick Umaga while he is down still. Fandango doesn't keep his eyes off of Umaga as he walks around the ring, thinking about what to do next but Stratus jumps onto the apron and starts to diss Fandango. Fandango wonders what she is planning so she walks up to her and tells her to get back down. Stratus tells him no and slaps Fandango across the face. Fandango looks angry now but moves out of the way as Umaga is going full speed at Fandango but misses and hits Stratus instead. Stratus falls to the ground at ringside as Umaga looks worried on what he just did, Fandango then gets behind Umaga and gets him into a school boy pin...
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And Umaga kicks out! Fandango sighs as he thought that he could've won it right there. Fandango gets onto his feet but suddenly gets nervous as Umaga gets back up too, and he's looking furious over what Fandango just did. Fandango urges Umaga to come at him, to which Umaga does. Umaga charges at Fandango with a blood-boiling charge but Fandango does a drop toe hold which causes Umaga to fall onto the middle rop nearby. Fandango then quickly exits the ring and backs up a few paces from where Umaga is hanging, then runs up to him and hits a big boot onto Umaga! Umaga then gets off the rope and groggily walks around the ring as Fandango steps onto the apron and attempts to go for an apron roundhouse kick but Stratus appears and grabs onto his leg. Fandango is shaking his leg as he tries to get Stratus off his leg but Umaga runs up to Fandango and shoves him off the apron completely, Fandango crashing onto the barricade nearby!
Dawson: Trish Stratus is once again proving to be a big distraction for Fandango. Her and Umaga are really perfect together.
Stratus is laughing now as Umaga leaves the ring and looks at Fandango with wide eyes. Fandango looks to be in a daze but Umaga doesn't care as he grabs Fandango by his body and lifts him up, then drops him face first onto the top of the barricade. Fandango then drops onto the floor as he's holding his nose, checking it for blood but Umaga isn't done yet as he manhandles the steel steps nearby and grabs the top part of it. He brings the steps to where Fandango is laying down as he lifts it up and throws it down but Fandango moves out of the way just in time! Before Umaga can react, Fandango gets onto his feet and punches Umaga in the head which causes him to back up a few steps. Umaga then bats an eye to Fandango as Fandango picks up the steel steps and charges it towards Umaga, nailing him in the head with it but Umaga is still standing!
Regal: Ouch, what a shot from Fandango!
Dawson: Well Umaga is prepared for it obviously. He is the Extreme Champion after all!
Umaga is trying to keep his balance as Fandango takes a deep breathe as he backs up a couple of steps, then runs up with the steel steps again and goes for another face shot, this time though Umaga trips Fandango down as Fandango crashes his head onto the steel steps. Umaga is taking a second to refocus himself before looking at Fandango, then picks him up as he throws Fandango back inside the ring. Umaga is ready to enter the ring himself but Stratus picks up a chair nearby and hands it to Umaga. Umaga looks at it then nods to Stratus before entering the ring. Umaga then holds the chair up as he waits for Fandango to get onto his feet, not being very patient as he starts to scream out in more gibberish. Fandango is finally onto his feet as Umaga runs up and goes for a chair shot but Fandango sees it coming and quickly hits Umaga with an enzuigiri kick! Umaga is stunned as he drops the chair while Fandango runs towards the ropes, bounces off then and runs up to Umaga and he hits a dropkick which sends Umaga back to ringside! Stratus is checking up on Umaga now as Fandango looks over the ropes as Stratus is helping Umaga get back on his feet. Fandango then waits for Umaga to fully get up before jumping over the ropes and landing on top of both Umaga and Stratus with a cross body vault!
Dawson: Wow, look at the atheltism and grace from Fandango!
Fandango is feeling it now as he quickly picks up Umaga and throws him back inside. Fandango then steps onto the apron as Umaga is laying down nearby the ropes and jumps over them, hitting Umaga with a slingshot legdrop! Fandango doesn't lose his serious face as he picks up Umaga and signals for the Reverse STO, posing with Umaga to the crowd but Umaga shoves Fandango away. Fandango looks slightly worried but tries to approach Umaga again, Umaga though kicks Fandango in the gut and grabs a hold of his head. Umaga then starts to cry out in more gibberish as he lifts this thumb up and hits the Samoan Spike onto Fandango! Fandango crashes to the mat with full impact as Umaga goes down for the cover...
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And Fandango kicks out! Umaga jumps onto his feet and demands the referee to rethink about his count. The ref informs Umaga that the count was two and Umaga starts to yell out in misery, but turns his attention back to Fandango. Umaga then goes onto both knees by Fandanga and starts to choke him with both hands while Fandango is laying down, Fandango kicking his legs around as he tries to break the choke but is unable to. The referee eventually tells Umaga to get off, Umaga lets go and briefly looks at the referee but ends up doing another choke onto Fandango! The referee counts to four before forcing Umaga off of Fandango. Umaga doesn't look very pleased to hear that from the referee but Umaga shakes his head before dragging Fandango to the corner and places him in a sitting position. Umaga then looks at the referee before running up to Fandango and turns around as he executes a Samoan Wrecking Ball onto Fandango! Fandango's head bounces back as he falls onto the canvas, Umaga looking pleased with what he has done to Fandango so far.
Dawson: This man is a monster, and nothing less but a monster!
Fandango looks to be confused as he's trying to remember where he is as Umaga looks down to Fandango while showing off the slightest hint of a smile. Umaga goes onto one knee as he starts to hit a series of punches to Fandango, then gets back onto his feet as he lifts Fandango back up as well and executes a belly to belly suplex, sending Fandango across the ring! Fandango ends up rolling by the ropes as Umaga snorts out loud, then walks up to Fandango as he brings him to the corner, facing the turnbuckles, as he lifts him up and places him onto the top turnbuckle. Umaga then starts to climb onto the ropes himself and is setting himself up for a super back drop but Fandango smashes the back of his elbow to Umaga's face, trying desperatly to break the move. Umaga is shaking his head as he lifts up Fandango but Fandango smashes the back of his elbow again, this time Umaga releases the grip as Fandango pushes him off the ropes completely! Umaga crashes onto the canvas as Fandango turns around and jumps off the ropes, going for a Diving Leg Drop but Umaga moves out of the way just in time!
Regal: Oh dear, and Fandango just like that lost his momentum in this match.
Fandango is holding onto his leg as Stratus is yelling at Umaga, telling him to get up and beat on Fandango some more. Umaga gets up and looks at Fandango with ambitious eyes as he walks up and stomps onto Fandango several times, then lifts him up as he nails several headbutts on Fandango. Fandango backs away a few paces as he holds his head in pain while Stratus points to the steel chair that's in the ring still, Umaga looking at it and grabs it. Umaga then holds it as Fandango is still looking away from Umaga. Fandango finally turns around as Umaga charges towards Fandango with the steel chair and goes for a chair shot but Fandango moves out of the way, Umaga instead hitting the ropes with the chair which ricochets back, hitting Umaga in the head with the chair! Umaga then drops the chair as he groggily walks around the ring as Fandango seizes the opportunity and grapples Umaga, nailing the Reverse STO onto the steel chair! The crowd is going wild now as Fandango quickly goes on top of Umaga for the cover...
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AND UMAGA KICKS OUT! Fandango has a look of sadness in him, he was really hoping that this match would've ended by now. Fandango digs his head onto the mat as he cries out in annoyance, then gets up as he walks up to Umaga and sets him up for the single legged crab! Umaga tries to move around the ring to escape the hold but Fandango is preventing Umaga from reaching the ropes. Umaga is yelling out in pain as Fandango tells Umaga to tap, and applies to leg lock on harder to add more pain to Umaga's back. Umaga then tries to reach the ropes nearby and almost makes it but Fandango brings Umaga back to the center of the ring. Umaga is starting to get annoyed and twists his body around so he can push Fandango away from him, breaking up the hold! Fandango looks a bit surprised that Umaga just did that. Umaga is holding onto his back as he tries to get up but Fandango approaches him and executes a roundhouse kick that sends Umaga crashing onto the mat again!
Dawson: Fandango is pulling all the stops in this match! I wonder if he has what it takes to beat Umaga?
Fandango looks to be pleased on what he did but Stratus starts to get angry, so she ends up climbing onto the apron to tell Fandango off again. Fandango has had enough of her so he walks up to her and grabs her by the hair and tosses Trish Stratus inside the ring! Stratus gets on both knees and pleads for forgiveness from Fandango, begging not to get hurt from him Fandango tells her to shut up and approaches her carefully, then grabs her by the head and whispers something into her ear, then looks at her dead in the eyes but knows that something is wrong. Fandango then turns around and Umaga coming at full force, knocking Fandango to the ground completely. Umaga is sending out a warcry to the crowd as Fandango is looking up at Umaga in horror, Stratus rolling out of the ring to safety.
Regal: Umaga is at full rage mode now!
Stratus is yelling at Umaga to hurt Fandango badly, not impressed that Fandango has laid his hands on her. Umaga snorts out his displeasure but is more than willing to deliver more punishment to Fandango. Umaga lifts Fandango by the head and is preparing to go for the Samoan Spike but Fandango kicks Umaga in the gut and goes for the Reverse STO but Umaga throws Fandango in the air, Fandango then lands on Umaga's shoulders as Umaga nails a Samoan drop onto Fandango! Fandango is rolling around the ring while holding onto his back as Stratus is ordering Umaga to hurt Fandango even more, and shrieks as Fandango that he's not going to get off so lightly. Umaga approaches Fandango and throws him by the corner and starts to choke him there on the spot. Fandango struggles to get away from the choke but once again the referee has Umaga release the choke from Fandango. Fandango falls onto the mat as he's gasping for air but Umaga isn't allowing Fandango any breathing room as he places his head on the ropes and starts to choke him out using the middle rope!
Dawson: Somebodies gotta stop this match right now! I can't see Fandango lasting much longer against a man like Umaga!
The referee eventually has Umaga break the choke again and starts to lecture him on the exessive use of choking. Umaga is now arguing with the referee as Stratus is now choking Fandango using the ropes from the outside! Fandango is not doing to well as there is no referee to stop the choking but Maxine appears from nowhere and moves Trish Stratus out of the way! Stratus looks highly pissed off at Maxine and shoves her away, but Maxine isn't taking any of her BS and shoves Stratus towards the stairs which trips her to the ground. Maxine then looks down at Trish but gets frightened as Umaga leaves the ring and towers Maxine, not happy with what Maxine just did. Maxine tries to run away but Umaga grabs her by the hair and pulls her towards him. Maxine is hitting Umaga several times in the chest but it doesn't appear to affect Umaga at all, Umaga then is preparing to do the Samoan Spike onto Maxine but Fandango does a baseball slide kick onto Umaga which sends him crashing to the barricade nearby!
Regal: That dear boy just saved Maxine from the vicious beast known as Umaga!
Umaga looks stunned from taking a hit to the barricade but doesn't look hurt as Fandango lifts up Umaga and lays him down on the barricade laying face up, then climbs onto the apron and looks down at Maxine and winks at her as he jumps off the apron and lands a leg drop onto Umaga while on the security barrier! Fandango and Umaga both collide into the crowd as Fandango starts clubbing Umaga with his fist, then throws Umaga back to ringside over the barricade. Maxine is standing right beside the action as Fandango jumps over the barricade and throws Umaga back inside the ring. Fandango then climbs onto the top rope and waits for Umaga to get back up, although Trish gets up and tries to pull Fandango down but Maxine runs up and knocks Stratus back down to ringside. This though proves to be a big enough distraction as Umaga charges up to Fandango and climbs onto the ropes and executes a Super Samoan Drop! Fandango is nearly broken in two as Umaga goes down for the cover...
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But wait, Trish Stratus enters the ring and tells Umaga to break the cover. Umaga does so and Stratus looks like that she wants to hurt somebody badly now. A camera shot shows Maxine being laid out at ringside as Umaga looks at Fandango before raising him up back to his feet. Umaga then holds Fandango by his arms as Stratus approaches Fandango and kicks him in the groin, then slaps him across the face. Umaga doesn't let go however as Fandango is clearly in pain now from the cheap shots from Stratus. Trish Stratus appears to be enjoying this as she signals for Umaga to utilize the Samoan Spike onto Fandango once more. Umaga then yells out another battlecry as he turns around Fandango and signals for the Samoan Spike, then looks at Fandango with fire in his eyes as he executes the Samoan Spike onto Fandango, Fandango crashing to the ground completely!
Regal: Oh come on woman, let the poor man be!
Trish Stratus is all smiles as she crouches down and mumbles something to Fandango while going into complete bitch mode now. Stratus stops with her chat and stands back up but only to get ambushed from Maxine as she knocks down the former Woman's champion to the ground, now both women are getting into a catfight in the middle of the ring! Umaga looks confused as what he should do but doesn't do anything as Maxine and Stratus are rolling around the ring. Maxine seems to be getting the upper hand as she starts bashing Stratus's head onto the mat, then tries to claw at her eyes but Stratus manages to shove her away. Stratus though appears to be blinded as she moves around the ring with her eyes closed, swinging her arms around while she tries to find her way around the ring. Umaga then goes behind her and grabs her by the shoulder but Stratus gets frightened and spins around, then executes the Chick Kick onto Umaga, not knowing who it really was! Trish finally regains her vision and looks shocked on what she just did.
Dawson: Trish Stratus actually just knocked out the UWF Extreme Champion! Now that's my kind of women!
Trish Stratus then turns around as Maxine runs up to Stratus again, this time hitting her with a running clothesline! Maxine then helps Fandango up as Fandango is now climbing onto the top rope. Maxine then grabs the chair that's still in the ring and places it over Umaga's head as Fandango poses to the crowd then jumps off the ropes and nails Umaga with a HUGE Diving Legdrop onto the chair that's over Umaga's head! Maxine looks relieve until Stratus comes back up and advances towards Maxine but Maxine is fully prepared for it by kicking her in the stomach then executes her finishing move; Maximum Destruction onto Trish Stratus! The fans are jumping on their feet now as both Fandango and Maxine both go for covers onto Umaga and Trish Stratus respectfully...
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Ding! Ding! Ding!
Winner of the match: Fandango!
The crowd pops really loudly when Umaga and Trish has been both pinned at the same time. Umaga is rolling out of the ring as he meets up with Trish Stratus on the ramp, both walking up to the stage as they both aree not looking too impressed over Fandango's win over Umaga. Derrick Bateman appears out of nowhere and enters the ring with the ever so happy Maxine and Fandango. Derrick Bateman approaches the winning duo and proceeds to celebrate alongside Fandango and Maxine, much to the annoyance of Fandango. Stratus and Umaga takes one final look at the three in the ring before leaving the stage. The trio in the ring are all celebrating their win as the ending credits are played to close off the show.
CREDITS
Punk promo-
Shawn
LAX promo-
Chase
Rhino promo-
Rated R Superstar
Fandango promo-
CaptainxBumout
Opening segment-
Chris Dresden and Slim
Ziggler vs. Hardy-
Sam
Rhino vs Perry Saturn-
Chase
Triple H vs. Kidd, Fandango vs. Umaga, Sting vs Homicide, Ray vs. Rollins-
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