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UWF Anarchy Champion vs Champion Fandango vs Umaga
[video=youtube;OzMURyGo_9s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzMURyGo_9s[/video]
The fans are on their feet for their new International Champion, Fandango. The whole getup from Summerslam is on the stage as another unknown woman comes through the tassels hanging from the personalized titantron. She dances in place for awhile before motioning her arm to behind her and Fandango comes burst out of the tassels.
The crowd explodes for Fandango as he dances around on stage for awhile with his dancing partner. After awhile, Derrick Bateman and Maxine come out as well. Maxine has a jealous look on her face but Derrick is very happy for his best friend. Fandango keeps dancing down the ramp with Derrick and Maxine following slowly behind. Derrick rushes to grab a mic for Fandango as Maxine pulls the second top down for Fandango to enter the ring. No giant candle light set up for tonight. Derrick hands Fandango the mic and he begins to speak.
Fandango
I love to say I told you so because...I'm always right. I told you so.
The fans burst into cheers.
Everyone underestimated me and what happened? I won. Why anyone wouldn't take me seriously is beyond me. Look at me. I'm a physical specimen. I'm a real man. Only real men can wear what I wear and dance like I dance. I don't need 200 extra pounds of fat to do my business for me. Far too long have I lied dormant inside Johnny Curtis but now I am free and I'm here to stay.
Derrick Bateman looks a little worried about that last statement but he still claps for Fandango nonetheless.
Russo may not like me because he's an idiot but he can not deny my talent which is why I was put into this match in the first place. Fandango equals money. Why he wants to hurt me is beyond me. He put me in this match with this ravaging beast in hopes to injure me. He thinks I can't stop a monster. Fandango's dance moves can dazzle anyone. Even a monster. Fandango's dance moves are a monster in their own right. Umaga won't even be able to touch me. People think brute strength wins matches. That is not true. I'm not the strongest but I am the smartest. I am the most agile. All it takes is a swivel of the hips to gain the pinning momentum and that is my specialty.
Fandango starts slowly motioning his hips and Maxine is loving it.
You see that. That's all Fandango needs to win this match. This dumb savage beast they put me in the ring with will defeat himself with his own reckless behavior. Fandango heard what you did last night. You dismantled Sheamus. Big whoop. I beat three other men on my own. I would have won earlier then I did had Roman Reigns not interfered for whatever stupid reason he has but Fandango need not worry about these remedial things because at the end of the day, Fandango always knew he would win. The entire world knew Fandango would win. Just like they know who will win next Wednesday.
The crowd cheers on their new International Champion, Fandango.
After Anarchy, people will be saying the same thing they said 80 years ago... It was beauty that killed the beast.
Fandango has a very wide grin on his face as he poses flamboyantly.
OOC: Alright Slim let's spit these short quick TT's out and go at least 5-5
[video=youtube;OzMURyGo_9s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzMURyGo_9s[/video]
The fans are on their feet for their new International Champion, Fandango. The whole getup from Summerslam is on the stage as another unknown woman comes through the tassels hanging from the personalized titantron. She dances in place for awhile before motioning her arm to behind her and Fandango comes burst out of the tassels.
The crowd explodes for Fandango as he dances around on stage for awhile with his dancing partner. After awhile, Derrick Bateman and Maxine come out as well. Maxine has a jealous look on her face but Derrick is very happy for his best friend. Fandango keeps dancing down the ramp with Derrick and Maxine following slowly behind. Derrick rushes to grab a mic for Fandango as Maxine pulls the second top down for Fandango to enter the ring. No giant candle light set up for tonight. Derrick hands Fandango the mic and he begins to speak.
Fandango
I love to say I told you so because...I'm always right. I told you so.
The fans burst into cheers.
Everyone underestimated me and what happened? I won. Why anyone wouldn't take me seriously is beyond me. Look at me. I'm a physical specimen. I'm a real man. Only real men can wear what I wear and dance like I dance. I don't need 200 extra pounds of fat to do my business for me. Far too long have I lied dormant inside Johnny Curtis but now I am free and I'm here to stay.
Derrick Bateman looks a little worried about that last statement but he still claps for Fandango nonetheless.
Russo may not like me because he's an idiot but he can not deny my talent which is why I was put into this match in the first place. Fandango equals money. Why he wants to hurt me is beyond me. He put me in this match with this ravaging beast in hopes to injure me. He thinks I can't stop a monster. Fandango's dance moves can dazzle anyone. Even a monster. Fandango's dance moves are a monster in their own right. Umaga won't even be able to touch me. People think brute strength wins matches. That is not true. I'm not the strongest but I am the smartest. I am the most agile. All it takes is a swivel of the hips to gain the pinning momentum and that is my specialty.
Fandango starts slowly motioning his hips and Maxine is loving it.
You see that. That's all Fandango needs to win this match. This dumb savage beast they put me in the ring with will defeat himself with his own reckless behavior. Fandango heard what you did last night. You dismantled Sheamus. Big whoop. I beat three other men on my own. I would have won earlier then I did had Roman Reigns not interfered for whatever stupid reason he has but Fandango need not worry about these remedial things because at the end of the day, Fandango always knew he would win. The entire world knew Fandango would win. Just like they know who will win next Wednesday.
The crowd cheers on their new International Champion, Fandango.
After Anarchy, people will be saying the same thing they said 80 years ago... It was beauty that killed the beast.
Fandango has a very wide grin on his face as he poses flamboyantly.
OOC: Alright Slim let's spit these short quick TT's out and go at least 5-5