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  1. Question for all the guys out there!

    WARNING: THIS THREAD MAKES REFERENCE TO A PORN SITE. THERE IS NO DIRECT LINK TO THE PORN SITE; YOU WILL HAVE TO TYPE IT IN MANUALLY, BUT I STILL THINK THE MODS WOULD APPRECIATE A NICE PRETTY WARNING UP AT THE TOP! PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK! So, guys, if you were ever given the...
  2. LGBT discrimination

    Section 511(a) and 511(b)(1) of the Americans with Disabilities Act specifically exclude sexual orientation and gender identity from coverage. Is that constitutional? I think it violates the 14th amendment's guarantee of equal protection. Not only that, but SCOTUS has ruled numerous...
  3. Top 5 most overrated wrestlers of all time.

    First of all, I think it's bullshit that I have to fill out my profile in its entirety just to be able to post. Ever heard of privacy? That being said, I have compiled a list of five of the most overrated, most bullshit wrestlers that I've ever had the misfortune of sitting through one of...
  4. Would you watch this?

    I know I've already posted this, but it seems to have gotten deleted since the last time I posted it (which was many years ago). I already know what you're going to say, but I need proof that you're saying this. Would you watch a wrestling show that broadcast exclusively over the Internet...
  5. Rhino and Taylor getting "Wilde?"

    By that, I mean do you think they could be teasing a love angle between Rhino and Taylor Wilde? I mean, his wife did leave him for his drinking, so he is single, and if Wilde is married, they've never made any mention of it, so it would work. Discuss.
  6. Whose Line is it Anyway Outtakes

    I literally had to pause the video to catch my breath because it is so funny. I shit you not. Six stars from me. xfNplafuxz0&feature=related
  7. What should I think?

    Sting says he's been doing his actions since Victory Road because the young guys in the locker room are spoiled brats who have no respect for the veterans and think they have already paid all their dues. He is determined to bring respect back into the wrestling business. This sounds like a...
  8. idea for selling tickets.

    Tickets for independent shows are really easy to come by because they hardly ever sell out. Not enough people care about wrestling enough to buy tickets to a show they've never seen before and may not like. But imagine if the tickets were free, like the Impact Zone, and instead, the...
  9. Ideas for Russo matches.

    I saw this on another forum, so I decided to make it here. We list our ideas for matches that Russo might come up with. I'll start. Super Duper match: The wrestlers must compete butt naked. The first one to start at one corner and circumvent the entire ring backwards without taking a single...
  10. Matt Morgan: Blueprint or Blue in the Face?

    TNA promotes Matt Morgan as been “the Blueprintâ€￾ wrestler, the kind of wrestler that Dr. Frankenstein would create if he were into wrestling. But is he really the perfect wrestler or way overhyped? I'm going to give a thorough analysis of Matt Morgan as a performer, and make a very...
  11. What's wrong with my business plan?

    I'm a business major in college, with big dreams of owning my own professional wrestling promotion. I've created a business plan that just has to be too good to be true. I'll show you my spreadsheet, and explain what all the jargon means, and I'd like you to explain where I've went wrong with...
  12. alternative ending to Victory road

    This is going in its own thread because it concerns both VR and the next Impact. The ending of Victory Road was kind of bullshitty, so I came up with my own ending, one that would have given the match a good rating by Wrestling Observer Newsletter, and would have still kept the feud between...
  13. What's the most recent great ROH show?

    What's the most recent ROH DVD that is significantly good? Does "A New Level" on 5/10/08 meet that requirement?
  14. Why Kurt Angle SHOULD be the whole damn show

    A lot of people criticize TNA for making Kurt Angle the whole f*ing show, but did it ever occur to you that he deserves to be the whole f*ing show? Kurt Angle is probably the best active full-time wrestler in the world right now. Not only does he have a legit fighting background (being a...
  15. Vince is injured: Blows or goes?

    So, is the "Vince McMahon is injured" angle as horrible as the "Vince McMahon gets blown up" angle or as good as the Austin vs. McMahon angle? I think it's actually entertaining. It wasn't doomed from the start like Vince getting blown up. If they play it out right, it could actually be...
  16. reality show idea

    I call it "The Game," and I've given it such an ambiguous title so that the contestants will not have an insight as to what they will be doing in the show. What the scouters will be explaining to pending contestants is as follows. "Basically, you can make a million dollars, guaranteed, if...
  17. The Great Khali for mixed martial arts?

    It's well documented that the Great Khali can't entertain worth crap. It's also well documented that the he has the size and strength to kick some real ass. Do you think he'd make a much better attraction as a legit fighter? In MMA, he doesn't have to worry about getting crowd reactions or...
  18. How's my gimmick?

    I wanted to become either a manager or a referee, but my trainer is training me to be a jack of all trades in the wrestling talent business, so I will be wrestling some in my career. I need a gimmick, so how's this one. David Capone, named after my kayfabe idol Al Capone. I dress in...
  19. Would you watch this?

    Shimmer is all women wrestlers. CZW is all hardcore wrestlers. Chikara is all over-the-top, cartoonish gimmick wrestlers like Delirious. Imagine if there was an indy promotion that was all high flyers (I say "high flyers" because TNA has trademarked the name X Division)? The main event...
  20. Idea for a heel stable.

    I was told WWE was the section for general wrestling, so here goes. There's been patriotic feuds, where foreigners come into American wrestling and bash our ideals while simultaneously living off our economy. Well, what if we were to flop that, and give the fans a bunch of overly patriotic...