Ideas for Russo matches.

[dstebbins]

I saw this on another forum, so I decided to make it here. We list our ideas for matches that Russo might come up with. I'll start.

Super Duper match: The wrestlers must compete butt naked. The first one to start at one corner and circumvent the entire ring backwards without taking a single step (they have to jump backward) wins.

Hawt Knockout match. Two knockouts go at it. The first one to eat the other out wins.

Indian Jail Cell match: The ropes are removed. In the center of the ring is a small cage big enough to hold one person. You win when you incapacitate your opponent, put him in the cage, use the pulley on the outside to raise the cage to the rafters, and then let go and have the cage plummet to the mat below.

Now you go.

 

[xtremebadass]

Nothing can top a male stripping match, I am sorry that will forever top the list. However Russo thought fans would like to see that is beyond me.

Rape Ms. Liberty Match: A Abdul Shaheeky guy's specialty match where he fights an American representative. Then if he wins, he steals everything the dude has and rapes them backstage. Sonjay Dutt would probably get in on the action too with his sick perverted rape stare that he does.

Reverse Table match: Two men, two tables, the first to put a table back together wins. Screws and nails will be on hand for this epic hardcore bought.

Ass Slapping Contest (Male only, because fans would love to see a Female Ass Slapping Contest)

Rafters Hide and Go Seek Match: First superstar to find Sting wins. Don West would get a piece of this action.

Blindfold Tac and Banana match: The ring is covered with thumb tacs and the first to slip on a banana loses.

 

[Haight]

How bout a TNA Knockout Strap-On Dildo Death Match. Participants all start out in the ring with their plastic wangs a-hangin' and the first Knockout to collect all appendages wins.

 

[Christian]

how bout a match where the first person to find joe's diet pills wins? theyd prob have to put a time limit on that one

 

[dstebbins]

lmao keep it up guys. This is hilarious.

 

[Beer Money Army]

steel CAge last rites Match

a reverse catch as can match.. you lose by entering in the ring but there is dq still pinfalls count on the outside...

Terror Down- the lethal Lockdown cage and the terrordome all in on match

prince of darkness first blood match. wrestler a blind folded first blood

Reverse cuffed of cage match - every one is hand cuff and the 1st team to brake free wins...

a Normal Match with Weapons that design to hurt -

a No Dq Match with Weapons that design to hurt -

a terrordome with Weapons that design to hurt -

a ladder Match with Weapons that design to hurt -

a first Blood Match with Weapons that design to hurt -

Handcuff Match: both wrestlers a handcuff to each other

a tag team match where the world title is on the line but his partner can pin him to win the belt... (it's was BATB 1999 main event idea, but it can be used)

a First Blood Glass Table match

a Japan 20 count Texas death Match

since arm wrestling challenge has been done in a cage, how about one in the Terror Dome!!!!

a Steel Cage Ultimate X

a Ladder ultimate X Match

Ultimate King Of The Mountain X = where there no ladder, but you have to gain 1st pin fall and 2nd you must climb the rop and hook the belt up

30 Man Reverse Royal Rumble

 

[cmfunk]

ex-WWE stars on a pole who ever is taken down gets to steal younger/better stars spot light

 

[dstebbins]

Dildo on a pole match. First one to take down the dildo and shove it up his own ass gets the victory.

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

Alex Shelley vs Chris Sabin in a Reverse First Blood match. First one to blade keeps their job.

Shark Boy vs Curry Man in a Jobber match. First one to lose wins.

 

[xtremebadass]

Ultimate King Of The Mountain X = where there no ladder, but you have to gain 1st pin fall and 2nd you must climb the rop and hook the belt up

Dude that is as far from Russo as possible. That is a badass idea.

 

[Chuck Taylor's Grenade]

Hawt Knockout match. Two knockouts go at it. The first one to eat the other out wins.

I would give my paycheck to see that in a wrestling ring.

Here's some more ideas

Duct Tape Don West's mouth shut-Two or more wrestlers chase Don West around and try to put a piece of Duct Tape on his mouth. First person to succeed wins.

No Disqualification Match-Match ends when 5 people interfere and the match is declared a no contest

Knockouts reverse paper bag match-All the knockouts have paper bags on their heads. First one to take the bag off wins.

No rollup match-A match featuring Taylor Wilde in which if she uses a school boy she is disqualified

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Shop Til You Drop Match-all the wrestlers in the match get a list the first one to buy all the items around town wins.

 

[Solid Stinger the Big Boss]

Kurt Angle vs. AJ Styles in a Kurt Angle match. If you're name isn't Kurt Angle you lose.

But AJ Styles' mother will come out and say that his birth name was Kurt Angle. The match will result in a tie.

Then at the next ppv to settle the score they will have another match could kiss the angel(pun on angle)

Jim Cordette will tell the Kurts that they both have the same name so there is no way to tell who is Karen's husband. The first to kiss Karen Angle is the official Kurt Angle and the loser will become John Doe.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Kurt Angle vs. AJ Styles in a Kurt Angle match. If you're name isn't Kurt Angle you lose.

But AJ Styles' mother will come out and say that his birth name was Kurt Angle. The match will result in a tie.

Then at the next ppv to settle the score they will have another match could kiss the angel(pun on angle)

Jim Cordette will tell the Kurts that they both have the same name so there is no way to tell who is Karen's husband. The first to kiss Karen Angle is the official Kurt Angle and the loser will become John Doe.

haha funniest yet...I can't stop laughing

 

[TK.GFX]

Dude that is as far from Russo as possible. That is a badass idea.

Agreed, that would be sweet!