Ideas for Russo matches.

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Moonlight Drive

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No it'll never work. Add 3 midgets, a pair of handcuffs, and a set of hair clippers and you have yourself a match.

You can't forget that the hair clippers are on a pole, and you are only eligible to claim the hair clippers once you have pinned your opponenent, done the macarina (sp?) and eaten half of a cheese sandwich.

And you must be blindfolded and handcuffed to one of the midgets, whilst also being strapped by the neck to your opponnent. You can only win the match by clipping your opponents nipple hair before he clips yours
 

THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps

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You forgot the part where you strip your opponents to eliminate them.
 

Moonlight Drive

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I did, didn't I. But you cannot strip them until you drink half a bottle of vodka and pick up your midget and run around the ring.
 

Solid Stinger the Big Boss

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Kurt Angle vs. AJ Styles in a Kurt Angle match. If you're name isn't Kurt Angle you lose.

But AJ Styles' mother will come out and say that his birth name was Kurt Angle. The match will result in a tie.

Then at the next ppv to settle the score they will have another match could kiss the angel(pun on angle)

Jim Cordette will tell the Kurts that they both have the same name so there is no way to tell who is Karen's husband. The first to kiss Karen Angle is the official Kurt Angle and the loser will become John Doe.

I already won this thread a long time ago :v:3 baby
 

Beer Money Army

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olympics rules match with weapons...

Escape win only eletric Cage Match (you can't leave through the door)

reverse bra and panties match
 
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How about a get hit in the face with a beer bottle. get released by TNA, become morbally obese, get signed by WWE. have two matches then be released
 

Beer Money Army

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3 count (count out) ruling and a 10 count pinfall match....

First blood chain match
socal val on a Forklift Match
Graveyard match
human torch match
Leather-jacket-on-a-pole match
"shoot Fight" no rules :shifty:
Taipei Deathmatch
key on a pole match
Asylum match
Viagara on a Pole" match
"Winner Takes a Glass table" match
Stick on a Pole" match
San Francisco 49er Box Match
Colorado Collision Match
 

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a pole on a pole match
 

Beer Money Army

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TNA Highway to heel Match..

in order to win, you must make the other bleed then put him through a table, then you gotta put him through a glass table, then you must get the ladder and climb and grab the bag of thumbtacks.. You know it you must attack you oppoent with thumbstacks in order to get a pinfall....
 

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Loser leaves TNA to job in WWE match. Braden would no doubt no how this goes.