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  1. Tyler Reks is Mike Knox version 2.

    Tyler Reks is literally another version of Mike Knox. 1: Never talks. 2: Wears black trunks with chest hair (more than half the roster does, I know..but work with me here..) 3: Squashes jobbers and fellow lower carders. 4: Has no charisma and really; no foreseeable long term future...

  2. Kaval: Are We Supposed to be Impressed?

    I don't know if I'm watching a wrestler or an extra from Charlie Chan and the Curse of the Dragon Queen. Tell me, what's to like about him? Was he some Indie legend or something? He can't talk, and his wrestling is stupid. I can't tell if he's rubbing the sweat off of his head or summoning a...

  3. Get Rid of Bret Hart Please.

    Seriously. He looks like shit, and shambles around on camera like Al Wilson. I know he's a legend and all, he's a Hall of Famer and I respect that about him. However, him wearing jorts and looking halfway like Jake Roberts as he groans and creaks, trying to act convincingly tough on the mic...

  4. Alberto Del Rio: Expectations

    What are your expectations of Alberto Del Rio? I don't know much about him, only that he and his father have both wrestled for CMLL. I haven't seen any footage of him in action. I can hardly understand the guy, but I'm hoping he brings some talent to the WWE and produces some memorable feuds...

  5. Mike Knox: What Happened?

    *Didn't think this topic was relevant or worthy enough to be posted in the WWE section* Okay, was anybody who saw the April 23rd Smackdown as shocked as I was at how incredibly fat Mike Knox had become? I mean, the guy was just another Big Man who was never going to go anywhere anyways, but...

  6. Fudging the Crowd Sounds?

    Do you believe that the WWE alters crowd audio levels during certain shows? I've been saying for YEARS that Smackdown is canned. If you really pay attention, you can tell that the crowd sounds exactly the same for the jobber-lower card guys (who would NOT draw a pulse from the crowd) as it does...

  7. Somebody Tell Me About These "Abo's"

    A buddy of mine from Oz linked me this video last night and I cannot stop laughing. I don't know much about the Aboriginals, so forgive me if I come off as ignorant for laughing at a sensitive issue. (*edit: Ah hell, I come off as ignorant anyways, so what does it really matter what I...

  8. Drew McIntyre is BORING

    Why is this guy getting a push? Seriously? Barely talks. Has long hair and looks "average". No gimmick. Wears black trunks like every other "tom, dick and harry without a gimmick" Is average in every possible way. Discuss.

  9. Gates' Red Rep Challenge

    Alright all you Snickers eating, jessica alba worshipping, pizza-faced, breaking benjamin listening, John Cena loving, wigger dressing, imaginary-girlfriend having, teenage virgins living in Mommy and Daddy's house: Bad rep me. I want it all. We know Wrestling Station is not so "gud at hiz...

  10. Dimmu Borgir

    After receiving a decent response to these guys in the "Top 5 Slow Songs" thread, I decided to make a Dimmu Borgir Thread. Here are a few videos: Spellbound (By the Devil): <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie"...

  11. Kofi Kingston: WWE's Next "Blue Chipper"

    Who remembers Rocky Maivia? No, not The Rock: The People's Champ, I'm talking about Rocky Maivia, the "Blue Chipper" who debuted in 1996 at the Survivor Series. Needless to say he wasn't a draw, nor was he "the most electrifying man on earth". He sucked because he didn't have any type of gimmick...

  12. Kizarny: Expeczeztationzzz

    So by now we've all seen the promos for Kizarny, the wrestling Carny. With such an odd gimmick choice, do you all think the gimmick will get over or flop faster than Nathan Jones? Personally, I'll wait and decide based more on the in-ring ability. I'm not holding my breath about the character...

  13. gatesoftanhauser

    Hey all, I've been searching for a good wrestling forum to frequent with my time. Background: name: Johnny age: 26 hometown: Oklahoma City wrestling fan: WWF/E for about 20 years occupation: US ARMY I'll be around alot. I post quite a bit, as I find it relaxing and fun.
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