Somebody Tell Me About These "Abo's"

[gatesoftanhauser]

A buddy of mine from Oz linked me this video last night and I cannot stop laughing. I don't know much about the Aboriginals, so forgive me if I come off as ignorant for laughing at a sensitive issue.

(*edit: Ah hell, I come off as ignorant anyways, so what does it really matter what I say/do/think..)

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[gatesoftanhauser]

My name is flabba, babba,
wabba, jabba, nyoongah!
im back! Run, Run, Run, Run,
Run, Run, Run gordon!
Its the policeman, we gotta get up
out of out this house, its the police man!
Grab the bong, get my weed,
its the policeman! move your hole,
keep running from the policeman.
Find me out the front, puffin on a bud man,
**** these white cunts ay!
im thinkin of getting mugged, talkin ****,
getting bashed cause im tipsy,
gotta call me uncle big Merv to come get me.
You can find me out the front,
fighting every ****,
off my head and half drunk,
i lit the cigarette butts,
i never went to school so i cant talk much,
but please white fella spare a dollar for the bus!
When i roll up to your house im only wearing one shoe,
leave a couple hours later, somehow i got two,
its like every single day im getting blazed off the buds,
then im stealing M&M's from the pub
and getting busted, man they nothing change
call my neice up, tell her im getting horny
and i need a good **** at Mirrabooka,
sniffin glue and getting caught
and locked up in the pigs, let me go
i gotta get home with 14 kids! 9 sisters,
12 cousins and im ******* the lot.
Getting high sittin sniffin' freshly painted bus stops,
i spent my lost dollar now im broke as a joke bro,
gotta work today, do i bet for money or smokes though?
Faster when its said you think its a crime,
i get my meals from Centrelink,
i know most of the time,
the cops conviscated my stache,
the bong and the drugs,
i dont fit the dress standard, cant get into the club!
Find me out the front, puffin on a bud man,
**** these white cunts ay!
im thinkin of getting mugged, talkin ****,
getting bashed cause im tipsy,
gotta call me uncle big Merv to come get me.
You can find me out the front, fighting every ****,
off my head and half drunk, i lit the cigarette butts
, i never went to school so i cant talk much,
but please white fella spare a dollar for the bus!
Last week we mobbed some asian kid,
and took all that cunts dardy ****,
went to cash converters hocked it in,
come home two blocks and half a stick!
3 beers, 1 smoke each for the kids,
so now we filthy fuckin rich
*Cough* awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeee
whats happenin cuz, my name is flabba, babba,
wabba, jabba, nyoongah! Jade and Grey,
you ****** ****, wanna **** with me,
cant cop my ****! ****, ill make you skip ****
, **** wit me unna! i still got my **** in my cousin
nyoongah! aww jimmy, jimmy, gimme the bong,
gimme the bong jimmy *tap tap tap, inhale.

The lyrics, for those of us not used to the Australian accent.

 

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[gatesoftanhauser]

^How am I trolling?

It's an honest question...

 

[gatesoftanhauser]

No replies huh?

 

[monkeystyle]

I am sure one of the Aussies will be around to explain it eventually.

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

They're the natives of Australia. We came and took their land, and now they sniff petrol.

 

[gatesoftanhauser]

They're the natives of Australia. We came and took their land, and now they sniff petrol.

Is that..for real though? Is that a common thing? Them sniffing petrol?

What about incest? Is that a common thing too?

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

Yes, them sniffing petrol is a fairly common thing. They've treated the relationship between the white folk and the abos fairly seriously, even with the Prime Minister going as far as to apologise to them for them basically being slaves in the '50s. irdc tho, cos none of them live in the state I do. We're clean.

Never heard anything about incest to do with abos.

 

[Moonlight Drive]

Yeah, but your state has Victorians.

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

Exactly. We're just plain superior.

 

[Kizza]

Aboriginals are our native people. They're a laughing stock. Behind the white men by about 5000 years.

And I'm not kidding either.

 

[gatesoftanhauser]

The video explains it all then? Cause it's fuckin' hilarious..

 

[seX-Power]

Exactly. We're just plain superior.

Superior to New Zealand maybe, but even that's a stretch.

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

Superior to New Zealand maybe, but even that's a stretch.

See Pat, this is your average New South Welshman. Listens to Short Stack, Owl City and assorted niggers, yet still thinks he's superior.