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Purveyors of Poison vs. Modern Day Double Dragons: No. 1 Contendership Ladder Match
Darkness falls over the arena as all is silent.
[video=youtube;KsrbO0m7SP0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsrbO0m7SP0&feature=player_embedded[/video]
The crowd erupts into cheers as "Veil of Fire" begins to play throughout the arena. The arena is bathed in a dark red hue as smoke pours out over the stage, also tinted with red, as the "Big Red Monster" himself makes his way from the back and stops at the top of the ramp, looking down it into the ring.
Kane makes his way down the ramp and stops when he arrives at the ring, reaching up and grabbing the center rope as he pulls himself up onto the apron and steps through the ropes. He walks to the center of the ring and stops, tilting his head downward as he removes the metal mask he's wearing over his regular one.Once the metal mask is removed, he stands upright and raises his arms into the air at each side as high as he can and then drops them as fire explodes from all four corner posts.
Kane stands there for a moment, then bends over and reaches upward towards his face, grabbing the metal mask he's wearing and removing it as "Veil of Fire" fades out to silence and Kane raises his microphone to speak.
Kane: Wednesday night when I came to the ring and attacked Derrick Bateman and Johnny Curtis while they were playing dress-up, the entire populus of the Ultimate Wrestling Federation was shocked and appalled. Why would I do something so sinister to a group of people so innocent, why would I commit such a random act of violence? Well ladies and gentlemen, what you saw play out unexpectedly and happen with a sort of randomness is actually something that's been in the works for quite some time. When the Purveyors of Poison officially formed, and not what you saw play out on television I'm referring to the discussions and the meetings that occurred backstage and off-camera, we met and we assessed exactly what the evil we were combating was, which disruptive force had to be compromised to a permanent end. I didn't see why we couldn't take care of Bradshaw and his forces as well as Derrick and Johnny at the same time, but Sting disagreed. In fact Sting views these two degenerates as harmless, but given his history of entertaining antics the likes of which those two engage in, that comes as no surprise to me. But I agreed with him and we focused on getting rid of JBL and the Cabinet and no one else, and once we had done so, well we were then a force of justice left without a task. Sting made it clear that he was going into business for himself, so I made the decision to do the same and go into business for Seth and I, I targeted the threat and now that they are in my sights, we are one hit away from terminating them from the face of this brand and returning things to their natural order.
I can't say the UWF Tag Team Championships are something I'm all that interested in, because I'm not, but I had to sweeten the deal and make those two creatures of diminished intelligence want to fight us. Ever since they made their debut, they have been clamoring for an opportunity to challenge for the UWF Tag Team Championships, and now that opportunity is within reach for them but that wasn't enough. I knew they had it in them to cower and there was a chance they would withdraw from the match, so I kidnapped their precious Maxine, and now, regardless of if they're fighting for one or the other or both, they have no choice but to fight. But that wasn't enough either, I had to make sure we got something out of it, because a shot at the Tag Team Championships is hardly a reward and simply handing them defeat will not sufficiently satisfy, so I added the condition to the challenge that the losing team must leave NXT. No more ridiculous mid-match transformations into fictional characters and bad wrestling gimmicks, no more dressing up and prancing around like it's Halloween, no more gibberish on commentary, all of your games are going to come to a very real and very permanent END, gentlemen. After beating you until you scarcely have a breath remaining in your bodies, the Purveyors of Poison are going to ascend the ladder and grab the briefcase containing the contract and in that moment, see to it that you Derrick Bateman, you Johnny Curtis, and you Maxine are never seen on this show again.
For too long you have behaved as though this a children's program, a tribute to attention deficit disorder, you have distracted from the sacrifice we were making all that time, and as a result these people are unappreciative of it all. They've been laughing at every costume you've donned, every word that has come out of your mouth, every movement you made with your bodies, all these things you did they lapped up like ignorant dogs at a water dish. We offered them living water, water that would preserve their intelligence, water that would keep them entertained and nourished until the next serving of NXT came their way but they opted out of it and instead drank in what you were toxifying the product with, instead of supporting our fight and waiting patiently on the reward of entertainment that was coming to them at the end of the war, they indulged themselves on the instant gratification of your idiocy. I'm not standing idly by while you take a show that Bradshaw put on life support and cause it to flatline, I am going to slay you self-professed dragons and I am going to do it by laying waste to every trick you pull forth from your bag and humbly snapping you into reality long enough for you to see your lives flash before your eyes before they end. There is something in dire need of killing in UWF, and I have taken it upon myself to not only kill it, but kill it with FIRE!
Kane raises his arms at his sides and drops them, causing fire to shoot from the corner posts again. He is breathing intensely as the theme music of one of the other participants suddenly begins to play, drawing Kane's attention to the stage.
[video=youtube;KsrbO0m7SP0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsrbO0m7SP0&feature=player_embedded[/video]
The crowd erupts into cheers as "Veil of Fire" begins to play throughout the arena. The arena is bathed in a dark red hue as smoke pours out over the stage, also tinted with red, as the "Big Red Monster" himself makes his way from the back and stops at the top of the ramp, looking down it into the ring.
Kane makes his way down the ramp and stops when he arrives at the ring, reaching up and grabbing the center rope as he pulls himself up onto the apron and steps through the ropes. He walks to the center of the ring and stops, tilting his head downward as he removes the metal mask he's wearing over his regular one.Once the metal mask is removed, he stands upright and raises his arms into the air at each side as high as he can and then drops them as fire explodes from all four corner posts.
Kane stands there for a moment, then bends over and reaches upward towards his face, grabbing the metal mask he's wearing and removing it as "Veil of Fire" fades out to silence and Kane raises his microphone to speak.
Kane: Wednesday night when I came to the ring and attacked Derrick Bateman and Johnny Curtis while they were playing dress-up, the entire populus of the Ultimate Wrestling Federation was shocked and appalled. Why would I do something so sinister to a group of people so innocent, why would I commit such a random act of violence? Well ladies and gentlemen, what you saw play out unexpectedly and happen with a sort of randomness is actually something that's been in the works for quite some time. When the Purveyors of Poison officially formed, and not what you saw play out on television I'm referring to the discussions and the meetings that occurred backstage and off-camera, we met and we assessed exactly what the evil we were combating was, which disruptive force had to be compromised to a permanent end. I didn't see why we couldn't take care of Bradshaw and his forces as well as Derrick and Johnny at the same time, but Sting disagreed. In fact Sting views these two degenerates as harmless, but given his history of entertaining antics the likes of which those two engage in, that comes as no surprise to me. But I agreed with him and we focused on getting rid of JBL and the Cabinet and no one else, and once we had done so, well we were then a force of justice left without a task. Sting made it clear that he was going into business for himself, so I made the decision to do the same and go into business for Seth and I, I targeted the threat and now that they are in my sights, we are one hit away from terminating them from the face of this brand and returning things to their natural order.
I can't say the UWF Tag Team Championships are something I'm all that interested in, because I'm not, but I had to sweeten the deal and make those two creatures of diminished intelligence want to fight us. Ever since they made their debut, they have been clamoring for an opportunity to challenge for the UWF Tag Team Championships, and now that opportunity is within reach for them but that wasn't enough. I knew they had it in them to cower and there was a chance they would withdraw from the match, so I kidnapped their precious Maxine, and now, regardless of if they're fighting for one or the other or both, they have no choice but to fight. But that wasn't enough either, I had to make sure we got something out of it, because a shot at the Tag Team Championships is hardly a reward and simply handing them defeat will not sufficiently satisfy, so I added the condition to the challenge that the losing team must leave NXT. No more ridiculous mid-match transformations into fictional characters and bad wrestling gimmicks, no more dressing up and prancing around like it's Halloween, no more gibberish on commentary, all of your games are going to come to a very real and very permanent END, gentlemen. After beating you until you scarcely have a breath remaining in your bodies, the Purveyors of Poison are going to ascend the ladder and grab the briefcase containing the contract and in that moment, see to it that you Derrick Bateman, you Johnny Curtis, and you Maxine are never seen on this show again.
For too long you have behaved as though this a children's program, a tribute to attention deficit disorder, you have distracted from the sacrifice we were making all that time, and as a result these people are unappreciative of it all. They've been laughing at every costume you've donned, every word that has come out of your mouth, every movement you made with your bodies, all these things you did they lapped up like ignorant dogs at a water dish. We offered them living water, water that would preserve their intelligence, water that would keep them entertained and nourished until the next serving of NXT came their way but they opted out of it and instead drank in what you were toxifying the product with, instead of supporting our fight and waiting patiently on the reward of entertainment that was coming to them at the end of the war, they indulged themselves on the instant gratification of your idiocy. I'm not standing idly by while you take a show that Bradshaw put on life support and cause it to flatline, I am going to slay you self-professed dragons and I am going to do it by laying waste to every trick you pull forth from your bag and humbly snapping you into reality long enough for you to see your lives flash before your eyes before they end. There is something in dire need of killing in UWF, and I have taken it upon myself to not only kill it, but kill it with FIRE!
Kane raises his arms at his sides and drops them, causing fire to shoot from the corner posts again. He is breathing intensely as the theme music of one of the other participants suddenly begins to play, drawing Kane's attention to the stage.