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Great American Bash: Edge vs. Damien Sandow
[video=youtube;t0fXXBeeKBY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0fXXBeeKBY[/video]
Sandows theme hits the arena and the crowd immediately responds with hatred, their self-professed savior steps out on the stage. He raises his microphone up holding it as if it were a wine glass
Damien Sandow:
Allow me to beg your indulgence for one moment, My name is Damien Sandow and I am here to help all of you. For the past couple weeks on the Smackdown serial your intellectual savior has been the target of atrocity, injustice, and overall deplorable treatment. I defeated the likes of Mr. Michaels and Mr. Mysterio soundly and yet it was only until I gained the attention of the man put in his position to keep these atrocities from happening to me that these began. I was unfairly accosted by everyone in the ring in the battle royal, the following week Daniel Bryan and myself formed together to be a tag team when Mr. Joseph decided to not appear on time for his scheduled bout and yet because of this fact the general manager decided to interfere and cost us our spot in the tournament. Something that caused the attention and hype the tag team division received early on to dwindle down if only for the lesser people involved, And after making a request to my general manager I was met with a joke of a response and an uncalled for accostment from the miscreant I shall be facing at the Great American Bash event.
*Sandow steps up the ring steps and walks across the ring apron*
This man represents everything that is wrong with all of you, for the self-proclaimed Rated-R Superstar is a man who glorifies the immoral, lewd, and crude conduct you all seem to find so appealing. And yet what you fail to realize just as the man himself, is that you are all the murderous hands to your own drowning intellect. For you have willingly thrown it into the sea of ignorance and now you are forcing it to drown in it, while I am here to save you from yourselves. However there are those who are past the point of saving, and are now only carriers of the infectious disease known as incompetence. Edge is one such person, and he is only serving to further your self-imposed inadequacies, and because of that he must be dealt with it. Which is why, even though he is an unworthy opponent, I shall be soiling my extremities of the filth of this man so that as you bear witness to the demise of this miscreant you shall immediately be able to hold me to that pedestal and bask in the glow of my essence.
*Sandow holds out his arms basking in the thought of it himself but the crowds boos snap him out of it, looking down with a disgusted look on his face*
Thank you for your irrelevant opinion.
*The crowd boos even louder as Sandow continues*
This man appeals to you unwashed masses; he is a false prophet whom I will expose. For while he may just be returning, he won’t be around for an extended period of time. And that is thanks to my hand, for I shall be imparting my lesson to him physically and he will be learning the errors of his ways. I’ve saved the older and addled minds of some superstars, and now Edge is simply another one I shall be helping. Just as Mr. Michaels has now moved on after I imparted my wisdom upon him, Edge shall be the same. I shall be saving you all from Rated-R ignoramus, just as my colleague shall be ridding us of our crude General Manager. Once The Great American Bash broadcast has signed off, it will mark the start of a new era, and while it shall be just the dawning of said era it will be a step in the right direction.
*Sandow thinks for a moment*
I have yet to appear on a Pay Per View event, and I feel rather despondent of that fact that I shall be having my inaugural appearance against the miscreant known as Edge. However this isn’t about Damien Sandow, this isn’t about Edges “triumphant†return, no this is about the unwashed masses. I shall be tearing down the chains of ignorance that hold all of you, I am benevolence incarnate and when I defeat this…ignoramus, I won’t be doing it because he chose to accost me. I won’t be doing it because of the level you hold this man up to; no I shall be doing this for the benefit, the well-being, and the common good of each and every one of you.
*Sandow steps into the ring standing in the middle of the ring*
And once I’ve brought you all the enlightenment that you all desperately yearn for, and it is you all begging for I to give you some indulgence to your queries or praise. I will say then what I say now, You’re Welcome.
Sandows theme hits the arena and the crowd immediately responds with hatred, their self-professed savior steps out on the stage. He raises his microphone up holding it as if it were a wine glass
Damien Sandow:
Allow me to beg your indulgence for one moment, My name is Damien Sandow and I am here to help all of you. For the past couple weeks on the Smackdown serial your intellectual savior has been the target of atrocity, injustice, and overall deplorable treatment. I defeated the likes of Mr. Michaels and Mr. Mysterio soundly and yet it was only until I gained the attention of the man put in his position to keep these atrocities from happening to me that these began. I was unfairly accosted by everyone in the ring in the battle royal, the following week Daniel Bryan and myself formed together to be a tag team when Mr. Joseph decided to not appear on time for his scheduled bout and yet because of this fact the general manager decided to interfere and cost us our spot in the tournament. Something that caused the attention and hype the tag team division received early on to dwindle down if only for the lesser people involved, And after making a request to my general manager I was met with a joke of a response and an uncalled for accostment from the miscreant I shall be facing at the Great American Bash event.
*Sandow steps up the ring steps and walks across the ring apron*
This man represents everything that is wrong with all of you, for the self-proclaimed Rated-R Superstar is a man who glorifies the immoral, lewd, and crude conduct you all seem to find so appealing. And yet what you fail to realize just as the man himself, is that you are all the murderous hands to your own drowning intellect. For you have willingly thrown it into the sea of ignorance and now you are forcing it to drown in it, while I am here to save you from yourselves. However there are those who are past the point of saving, and are now only carriers of the infectious disease known as incompetence. Edge is one such person, and he is only serving to further your self-imposed inadequacies, and because of that he must be dealt with it. Which is why, even though he is an unworthy opponent, I shall be soiling my extremities of the filth of this man so that as you bear witness to the demise of this miscreant you shall immediately be able to hold me to that pedestal and bask in the glow of my essence.
*Sandow holds out his arms basking in the thought of it himself but the crowds boos snap him out of it, looking down with a disgusted look on his face*
Thank you for your irrelevant opinion.
*The crowd boos even louder as Sandow continues*
This man appeals to you unwashed masses; he is a false prophet whom I will expose. For while he may just be returning, he won’t be around for an extended period of time. And that is thanks to my hand, for I shall be imparting my lesson to him physically and he will be learning the errors of his ways. I’ve saved the older and addled minds of some superstars, and now Edge is simply another one I shall be helping. Just as Mr. Michaels has now moved on after I imparted my wisdom upon him, Edge shall be the same. I shall be saving you all from Rated-R ignoramus, just as my colleague shall be ridding us of our crude General Manager. Once The Great American Bash broadcast has signed off, it will mark the start of a new era, and while it shall be just the dawning of said era it will be a step in the right direction.
*Sandow thinks for a moment*
I have yet to appear on a Pay Per View event, and I feel rather despondent of that fact that I shall be having my inaugural appearance against the miscreant known as Edge. However this isn’t about Damien Sandow, this isn’t about Edges “triumphant†return, no this is about the unwashed masses. I shall be tearing down the chains of ignorance that hold all of you, I am benevolence incarnate and when I defeat this…ignoramus, I won’t be doing it because he chose to accost me. I won’t be doing it because of the level you hold this man up to; no I shall be doing this for the benefit, the well-being, and the common good of each and every one of you.
*Sandow steps into the ring standing in the middle of the ring*
And once I’ve brought you all the enlightenment that you all desperately yearn for, and it is you all begging for I to give you some indulgence to your queries or praise. I will say then what I say now, You’re Welcome.