Reach for the (Minus) Stars: Sky's Collection of Bad Matches

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Entry #765
Stevie Ray vs. Vincent
Harlem Street Fight for the nWo B-Team Leadership

WCW Uncensored - March 14, 1999

One year later they were STILL doing Uncensored? Really, dudes? Really? There's a trio of turds from this show I want to cover here, and this was the first. To determine the leadership of the job squad of the reunited nWo, it's two of the jobbiest! Vincent and Stevie Ray!

Commentary wonders what Brian Adams, Horace and Norton think of these two being the contenders for the B-Team leadership. Vincent gets shoved, takes some shitty looking shots, and eats a big boot. Sloppy pull-the-ropes-down spot, then TO THE OUTSIDE we go for BOTO against the rails. Stevie overpowers Vincent, whips him into a rail, and OUT TO THE CROWD! Walk-and-brawl ensues. Stevie tosses Vincent on to some empty seats then has an extended argument with WCW staff. Back to ringside as Vincent stumbles down steps then gives Stevie a back body drop. This becomes utterly heatless as soon as they leave the crowd.

Back in the ring Vincent hits a top rope fist drop for two. Stevie gets a boot up for his second fist drop attempt and starts brawling at Vincent. There's a bizarre sequence where Stevie seems to be setting up an atomic drop, doesn't get his knee up, Vincent goes into the turnbuckle, then Stevie starts selling being hit by... the back of Vincent's head, I guess? This is good enough for a double down to let Horace come out and pass a slapjack into no man's land (because he's the leader and it doesn't matter whom he faces). Vincent takes it but Stevie kicks him to make him let go, then hits him with the Slapjack (his move, not the weapon) for the three.

This isn't wrestling. It's basically anti-wrestling. So boring, so telling that the crowd didn't give a damn until they brawled into the stands (because the fans are braying morons who care about nothing more than being on TV), and then they botched the finish hard. Awful stuff.
So they had a match to be the leader of the nWo B-team? That's like if Solo Sikoa fought Jacob Fatu to be the leader of the Bloodline B-Team.