Re: Smackdown 7/26 UWF Championship Match- Batista(c) vs MVP
ooc: I feel you dude haha, I'm nervous tbh. I think we'll have a nice session for sure!
MVP's video finishes playing and the Smackdown crowd boos some more at the exchanges between the two hated superstars. Time starts to tick by, and about five minutes later the lights dim.. Soon after, the crowd gets hot as a familiar guitar chord starts to rip through the PA system.
...YYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
[video=youtube;t05_pGx_9KM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t05_pGx_9KM[/video]
"I Walk Alone" hits and the crowd instantly begins to boo incredibly loudly. The arena darkens and the stage lights up with reds, whites, and strobes as the music continues to build. Out from behind the curtain emerges the figure of the UWF Champion, Dave Batista. He's got his belt strapped tight around his waist and he stands out on the stage with a smirk on his face. He slaps the UWF championship three times before he starts to storm down the ramp towards the ring.
The fans continue to boo the UWF Champion on Smackdown, but Batista just takes it in stride, knowing he's got them in the palm of his hand. He stomps up the steel steps and enters the ring through the middle rope. Dave walks to the far side of the ring, climbs the second turnbuckle, and poses with his new title around his waist. The fans boo even louder now as he gets down and demands a microphone from the ring attendant. Batista is given one and his music fades out but the crowd is still red hot. They boo as Batista stands there irritated by the fans making such a noise. Finally though, Batista speaks to the crowd.
Batista: I've had to listen to a lot of bullshit since coming to UWF Smackdown. I had to listen to Hunter try to convince me that he was still better than me and more relevant. He tried to explain that he made me and that he knew me inside and out; but Hunter didnt understand the "evolution" of the Animal. I listened to Brian Kendrick try to outwit me, try to tell me that with his outstanding intelligence and his speed he'd take me down and ruin my debut. The master strategist underestimated the power of the Animal and I put him in his place. I had to put up with Eddie Guerrero and his ridiculous war on Smackdown. He threatened me, he tried to insist that little Eddie was tired of being an insignificant piece of dirt on this brand. I had him that entire match. I dominated him and I was about to put that dog down when I was cost that match by The Miz. In anybodys right mind, I won that damn match regardless of what anybody says, and if you really want to split hairs, a win or a loss didnt even matter. I was already on the path to become UWF Champion and Eddie Guerrero is meaningless no matter who he beats. And lastly, I had to put up with the garbage from The Miz spew from his mouth and exclaim how he was the must see UWF Champion ever. How he'd beat me and embarrass me; how I somehow would amount to nothing. I think two minutes is all I need to say about him and how wrong he was. But Montel, out of the entire Smackdown roster, you are by far full of the most shit.
The crowd hates the two men enough to where its nothing but boos after Batista finishes his sentence. Batista smirks and shakes his head before he continues to speak.
Batista: You think Im trying to intimidate you by sending a worthless interviewer out of my locker room? Are you out of your mind? You think that he matters in any of this? This is between you and me, Montel, and if you arent afraid of me you damn well should be right now. I make a living off of destruction and putting children like you in their places. I have said how time and time again I leave bodies in that ring and they dont get up without the help of the medical crew. Right now, you can talk all you want. You can just sit there and act cool and not take a match with me, The UWF Champion, seriously. If you want this title so bad you'd think twice about underestimating me like you are. I've made fools of better men and I'm really damn sick of punks like you trying to convince yourselves that youre all hot shit! Ive had enough! So you're damn right I dont think this match should be happening. You didnt earn it like I did. You didnt fight for it like I did. I dont give a damn if I'm booed or cheered but I know I make top dollar in this company and I fought my way to the UWF Championship. I took this belt away from somebody who didnt deserve it, and I will KEEP this belt from somebody who doesnt deserve it. You are literally, the biggest waste of space and payroll in this company, next to Zack Ryder being general manager. You want to make a point that you sat at home and still got paid even though you flaked on your championship opportunity? Is that supposed to impress me? Is that supposed to make me care about you because you got off easy and was given an opportunity for no reason? It doesnt and it never will. I am in this for ME, Montel. Smackdown is about ME. You can get paid all you want but fact of the matter is, is that I am the UWF Champion and I will walk down that ramp Friday night with this belt and I will walk back up that ramp with it around my waist. Simple as that. Smackdown is ME, I make this show better. I make it unpredictable and violent. I make statements and emphatically bulldoze people in my way. You dont do anything remotely close to deserve to be on my level. You dont have the talent to be on my level. You may have been given that opportunity by Ryder, who if he has a problem with me he can settle it in my yard one on one, because hes incompetent, but its the same as giving Miz another shot at the title; it will always end with Dave Batista holding the UWF Championship high above his head in victory. And if the best thing is to have MVP sitting at the top of Smackdown, then I'll gladly give you this title and watch this brand spiral into nothing while I wreck train on Raw.
Batista chuckles to himself while the fans boo. There are some cheers because nobody wants to have Batista as their champion, but those dont last long. Batista adjusts his title and speaks again, sounding more angry this time around.
Batista: I've had it though, I've had it up to here with your crap, Montel! You want to call me stupid? Is that the best you got? Youre supposedly the best UWF has to offer and you can only manage to call me stupid and say I dont know what a book is? You're got to be freakin kidding me. I am so done with you, and this hasnt even started yet. You want to look something up? How about you look up a picture of what it looks like to have a foot shoved so far up your ass that you'll be flossing with shoelaces for weeks! Because thats exactly what I'm going to do to you on Friday night. If you think that for one second you are the reason Triple H is no longer on Smackdown, you need to pull your head out of your ass immediately. Sinking ship? Screw you. You got lucky, once. I dominated Hunter for weeks until he had to give up. You didn't do a damn thing Montel, just like you didnt do a damn thing to earn this opportunity. So dont you try to tell me you're some natural competitor. You're nothing but an overpaid jackass, who has less wrestling ability in his whole body than I have in my pinky. Whatever you have saved up in your arsenal isn't going to be enough. You need to start watching tape kid, because when I go out there I leave it all in that ring because that ring is my yard. Youre going to need more than just whatever gameplan you have cooked up to try and take me down. You'll need a god damn army to take this belt away from me. And while you have the money to buy one, nobody can stand a smug piece of crap like you enough to work for him. I'll be sending you back to the unemployeed list because not even you will have the money to pay or the livelihood to compete for your job and the medical bills I'll send you home with.
Batista: I know I'll be holding onto this belt past Friday night. I know it without a shadow of a doubt. When push comes to shove and when I start to hammer down on you hoping you dont wake to see the light of day, you'll just run away. You'll just tuck your tail between your legs and split because you cant hang with a guy like Me. You'd rather get a count out loss than stay in this ring and face me like a man. All because you know you can whine and moan to Ryder and get whatever the hell you want. But when that happens, and I know it will happen, you can keep coming back. You can just keep on crawling back and I will continue to make you look like the bitch that you are time and time again. Because if it's "Ladies first" tonight, then you can come on down and pretend to be the man in this ring. All that means is on Friday you're going to get beat by a girl who's got a bigger set of balls than you do.
Batista delivers his insult back directed at the absent MVP. There are a few "ooohs" from the crowd but mostly boos in general. Batista takes a step back, but opens his arms wide as if to invite MVP down to the ring with him. Batista stands and waits for the arrival of Smackdowns highest paid athlete.
...YYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
[video=youtube;t05_pGx_9KM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t05_pGx_9KM[/video]
"I Walk Alone" hits and the crowd instantly begins to boo incredibly loudly. The arena darkens and the stage lights up with reds, whites, and strobes as the music continues to build. Out from behind the curtain emerges the figure of the UWF Champion, Dave Batista. He's got his belt strapped tight around his waist and he stands out on the stage with a smirk on his face. He slaps the UWF championship three times before he starts to storm down the ramp towards the ring.
The fans continue to boo the UWF Champion on Smackdown, but Batista just takes it in stride, knowing he's got them in the palm of his hand. He stomps up the steel steps and enters the ring through the middle rope. Dave walks to the far side of the ring, climbs the second turnbuckle, and poses with his new title around his waist. The fans boo even louder now as he gets down and demands a microphone from the ring attendant. Batista is given one and his music fades out but the crowd is still red hot. They boo as Batista stands there irritated by the fans making such a noise. Finally though, Batista speaks to the crowd.
Batista: I've had to listen to a lot of bullshit since coming to UWF Smackdown. I had to listen to Hunter try to convince me that he was still better than me and more relevant. He tried to explain that he made me and that he knew me inside and out; but Hunter didnt understand the "evolution" of the Animal. I listened to Brian Kendrick try to outwit me, try to tell me that with his outstanding intelligence and his speed he'd take me down and ruin my debut. The master strategist underestimated the power of the Animal and I put him in his place. I had to put up with Eddie Guerrero and his ridiculous war on Smackdown. He threatened me, he tried to insist that little Eddie was tired of being an insignificant piece of dirt on this brand. I had him that entire match. I dominated him and I was about to put that dog down when I was cost that match by The Miz. In anybodys right mind, I won that damn match regardless of what anybody says, and if you really want to split hairs, a win or a loss didnt even matter. I was already on the path to become UWF Champion and Eddie Guerrero is meaningless no matter who he beats. And lastly, I had to put up with the garbage from The Miz spew from his mouth and exclaim how he was the must see UWF Champion ever. How he'd beat me and embarrass me; how I somehow would amount to nothing. I think two minutes is all I need to say about him and how wrong he was. But Montel, out of the entire Smackdown roster, you are by far full of the most shit.
The crowd hates the two men enough to where its nothing but boos after Batista finishes his sentence. Batista smirks and shakes his head before he continues to speak.
Batista: You think Im trying to intimidate you by sending a worthless interviewer out of my locker room? Are you out of your mind? You think that he matters in any of this? This is between you and me, Montel, and if you arent afraid of me you damn well should be right now. I make a living off of destruction and putting children like you in their places. I have said how time and time again I leave bodies in that ring and they dont get up without the help of the medical crew. Right now, you can talk all you want. You can just sit there and act cool and not take a match with me, The UWF Champion, seriously. If you want this title so bad you'd think twice about underestimating me like you are. I've made fools of better men and I'm really damn sick of punks like you trying to convince yourselves that youre all hot shit! Ive had enough! So you're damn right I dont think this match should be happening. You didnt earn it like I did. You didnt fight for it like I did. I dont give a damn if I'm booed or cheered but I know I make top dollar in this company and I fought my way to the UWF Championship. I took this belt away from somebody who didnt deserve it, and I will KEEP this belt from somebody who doesnt deserve it. You are literally, the biggest waste of space and payroll in this company, next to Zack Ryder being general manager. You want to make a point that you sat at home and still got paid even though you flaked on your championship opportunity? Is that supposed to impress me? Is that supposed to make me care about you because you got off easy and was given an opportunity for no reason? It doesnt and it never will. I am in this for ME, Montel. Smackdown is about ME. You can get paid all you want but fact of the matter is, is that I am the UWF Champion and I will walk down that ramp Friday night with this belt and I will walk back up that ramp with it around my waist. Simple as that. Smackdown is ME, I make this show better. I make it unpredictable and violent. I make statements and emphatically bulldoze people in my way. You dont do anything remotely close to deserve to be on my level. You dont have the talent to be on my level. You may have been given that opportunity by Ryder, who if he has a problem with me he can settle it in my yard one on one, because hes incompetent, but its the same as giving Miz another shot at the title; it will always end with Dave Batista holding the UWF Championship high above his head in victory. And if the best thing is to have MVP sitting at the top of Smackdown, then I'll gladly give you this title and watch this brand spiral into nothing while I wreck train on Raw.
Batista chuckles to himself while the fans boo. There are some cheers because nobody wants to have Batista as their champion, but those dont last long. Batista adjusts his title and speaks again, sounding more angry this time around.
Batista: I've had it though, I've had it up to here with your crap, Montel! You want to call me stupid? Is that the best you got? Youre supposedly the best UWF has to offer and you can only manage to call me stupid and say I dont know what a book is? You're got to be freakin kidding me. I am so done with you, and this hasnt even started yet. You want to look something up? How about you look up a picture of what it looks like to have a foot shoved so far up your ass that you'll be flossing with shoelaces for weeks! Because thats exactly what I'm going to do to you on Friday night. If you think that for one second you are the reason Triple H is no longer on Smackdown, you need to pull your head out of your ass immediately. Sinking ship? Screw you. You got lucky, once. I dominated Hunter for weeks until he had to give up. You didn't do a damn thing Montel, just like you didnt do a damn thing to earn this opportunity. So dont you try to tell me you're some natural competitor. You're nothing but an overpaid jackass, who has less wrestling ability in his whole body than I have in my pinky. Whatever you have saved up in your arsenal isn't going to be enough. You need to start watching tape kid, because when I go out there I leave it all in that ring because that ring is my yard. Youre going to need more than just whatever gameplan you have cooked up to try and take me down. You'll need a god damn army to take this belt away from me. And while you have the money to buy one, nobody can stand a smug piece of crap like you enough to work for him. I'll be sending you back to the unemployeed list because not even you will have the money to pay or the livelihood to compete for your job and the medical bills I'll send you home with.
Batista: I know I'll be holding onto this belt past Friday night. I know it without a shadow of a doubt. When push comes to shove and when I start to hammer down on you hoping you dont wake to see the light of day, you'll just run away. You'll just tuck your tail between your legs and split because you cant hang with a guy like Me. You'd rather get a count out loss than stay in this ring and face me like a man. All because you know you can whine and moan to Ryder and get whatever the hell you want. But when that happens, and I know it will happen, you can keep coming back. You can just keep on crawling back and I will continue to make you look like the bitch that you are time and time again. Because if it's "Ladies first" tonight, then you can come on down and pretend to be the man in this ring. All that means is on Friday you're going to get beat by a girl who's got a bigger set of balls than you do.
Batista delivers his insult back directed at the absent MVP. There are a few "ooohs" from the crowd but mostly boos in general. Batista takes a step back, but opens his arms wide as if to invite MVP down to the ring with him. Batista stands and waits for the arrival of Smackdowns highest paid athlete.
ooc: I feel you dude haha, I'm nervous tbh. I think we'll have a nice session for sure!