UWF - Past Smackdown Shows & Cards

[Doink]

Re: UWF Saturday Night SmackDown! 10/19/13 Edition

Great show guys, first of all, apologies to [MENTION=64]The Hoov[/MENTION] and [MENTION=11]Andrew[/MENTION] for no-showing, disappointed as it's my first no-show since I took these characters, but as I've already explained to Hoov I've not been feeling well.

All the matches were great and Smackdown genuinely is coming very close to being my favourite brand.
[MENTION=10921]natlav[/MENTION] I am honestly so into this feud. I have a birthday tomorrow to go to, I'm not sure I'll be in a state to TT tomorrow night, but if I am, I will TT. If not then I will TT on Monday, but I assure you I will show up and I'm looking forward to going a few rounds with you. Great opening TT btw.

Natlav, you are my favourite writer in UWF too at the moment, no disrespect to anyone else but you have come on remarkably as both a writer and a trashtalker. Good job buddy.

 

[Slim]

Re: UWF Saturday Night SmackDown! 10/19/13 Edition

Just saw this show posted. Then read through it. Have to say... my bad on not getting an Edge promo in. But Smackdown still delivered on every single angle. Smackdown is starting to catch fire and that is what thsi show has needed for so long

Blue Team is doing it.

 

[The Hoov]

UWF SmackDown! 11/2/13 CARD

Ultimate Wrestling Federation Presents.....

UWF Saturday Night SmackDown!

OFFICIAL 11/2/13 CARD

UWF Bad Blood has came and went and what a blockbuster evening it was! We witnessed a much-anticipated return as well as an unexpected one. The PPV's namesake definitely rang true in the SmackDown main event where Ryder's Broskis successfully defeated the legendary Kliq. What will each member have to say about it.......or better yet, what will The Kliq have to say?

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At Bad Blood, Derrick Bateman and Fandango, the Modern Day Double Dragons, made UWF history by becoming the first-ever UWF World Tag Team Champions by defeating the Three Minute Warning. Bateman looks to carry on that momentum when he takes on Christian. "Captain Charisma" is making his SmackDown in-ring debut here tonight and looks to start off his SmackDown career with a bang. Which man will walk out the victor, Bate-Man or the "Instant Classic"?

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Scott Hall makes his SmackDown in-ring debut as well tonight when he takes on the behemoth Ryback. Scott Hall personally requested this match-up after the actions of Ryder's Broskis at Bad Blood. Ryback is looking to get back on his winning ways but, with someone like "The Bad Guy" as an opponent, it's going to be an uphill battle. Will Hall gain an amount of revenge or will Ryback just be too much?

Main Event:

Six-Man Battle Royal to determine a new Number One Contender to the UWF Championship

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SmackDown Co-General Manager Chris Benoit has decided to crown a new number one contender to the UWF Championship due to the former contender Triple H suffering a severe concussion in that six-man tag match at Bad Blood. Benoit thought he would give multiple superstars the opportunity to earn the shot. Who will walk out the winner and survive the battle royal?

ALSO WE WILL HEAR FROM.....

UWF Champion Edge - On defeating Triple H and The Kliq at Bad Blood
UWF United States Champion The Undertaker - On retaining his United States Championship and what lies next for "The Deadman".
Team 3D - On reuniting at Bad Blood and their thoughts on Three Minute Warning and Eric Bischoff.
Sheamus - A health update on Shaemus is expected, as well as words from "The Great White" himself.
Mr. Kennedy and 911 - Kennedy and 911 have promised to explain their actions at Bad Blood in the Taipei Death Match.

AND ANYONE ELSE!

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SmackDown Co-General Manager Zack Ryder has promised to open the show to address Chris Benoit.

OOC: Ok, the rules for the battle royal will be the same as the one from iMPACT! a few months back. There will be a 1k word limit and each person gets 1 TT to keep it fair.​

 

[Slim]

Re: UWF SmackDown! 11/2/13 CARD

The Rated R UWF Champion and god of wrestling Edge... feels pretty good after Bad Blood. He will be glad to address his masses on his awesome victory. As well as scoping out who could potentially be his next challenger.

Let's bring it Blue Team.

 

[Wrestling with Shadows]

Re: UWF SmackDown! 11/2/13 CARD

The Rated R UWF Champion and god of wrestling Edge... feels pretty good after Bad Blood. He will be glad to address his masses on his awesome victory. As well as scoping out who could potentially be his next challenger.

Let's bring it Blue Team.

Hate to be the bearer of bad news but I'm going into Battle Royale to win and beat you in a legitimate one on one match, so make this one special because it's going to be your last chance saloon !

 

[Slim]

Re: UWF SmackDown! 11/2/13 CARD

Hate to be the bearer of bad news but I'm going into Battle Royale to win and beat you in a legitimate one on one match, so make this one special because it's going to be your last chance saloon !

heh heh... bring it on. I look forward to it. I already have an idea what I wanna do with this promo.

 

[Wrestling with Shadows]

Re: UWF SmackDown! 11/2/13 CARD

heh heh... bring it on. I look forward to it. I already have an idea what I wanna do with this promo.

Just don't forget to have Nash Jackknife Edge to clothesline the segment !

 

[CaptainxBumout]

Re: UWF SmackDown! 11/2/13 CARD

Double duty! I'm looking at that battle royal and I'm already coming up wih insults especially for D'von because look at that face haha. I'm glad there's a limit so there's no bombs being thrown. I hope to have some fun with this one.

Edit: one question! is this an over the top battle royal, elimination style or one pin to win?

 

[Wrestling with Shadows]

Re: UWF SmackDown! 11/2/13 CARD

I'm going with the over the top rope.

I'm also writing mine at the moment, just got distracted booking Survivor Series - I'll have mine up in the next thirty minutes - [MENTION=2049]CaptainxBumout[/MENTION]

 

[CaptainxBumout]

Re: UWF SmackDown! 11/2/13 CARD

Okay cool. I'll get mine up hopefully during raw or a little after. I'll also comment on Bad Blood during that time.

 

[The Hoov]

Re: UWF SmackDown! 11/2/13 CARD

Quick Update:

SmackDown will be up tonight guys. Bank on it. I have an odd schedule during the weekends (hopefully not for too much longer *crosses fingers for new job*)

 

[The Hoov]

UWF Saturday Night SmackDown! 11/2/13 EDITION

We are taken to the back where we are greeted by our one and only Rated R UWF Champion Edge.



Rated R UWF Champion Edge:

Thank you thank you for having me. Then again this is my show so thank you for allowing me to grace you with my presence. I mean it isn’t everyday that you are greeted by a guy that destroys the Kliq all on his own right? I mean really all that was heard all week was how great it was going to be to see The Kliq. How great it would be to see Scott Hall back, Nash talking his usual crap but as usual… I mean I think it is a curse seriously. Whoever is destined to challenge me for my belt always gets hurt or runs away. Austin… hate to tell ya man but I’m going to destroy your record without even having to defend this belt even once. Haha. Oh wait I already did defend it once… but he wasn’t really much of a challenger.

But I’m just glad to say that The Kliq for all the hype they got… shows what they are. Nothing but hype whereas I am exactly what I say I am… the god of wrestling. Your champion. The Champion of Champions. The man, the myth, the legend, the icon, the future hall of famer, the man that will always be better than you, the one true best in the world. I mean the list goes on and on but the easiest way to summarize me is god of wrestling because you tell me what is higher than that? There isn’t anything because when you are Edge… you are that damn good. So what else is going on with my show. There are a couple of matches that nobody really cares about. Well I mean they will care about Christian vs. Bateman simply because myself and Christian are that cool. So yeah… that will get some notice but Scott vs. Ryback? Ehhhh… I mean since Ryback was on my team at Bad Blood he’ll definitely get some credibility and get noticed.

But Scott… well he proved that he is nothing more than a one man hype machine. All hype and no substance. All he is really is two words. Hey yo. Woohoo… congratulations Scottie… you were able to say two words without slurring. Maybe you can win a match now but I have my doubts. But then comes the main event… well the main event is hearing me so I’ll give you the co main event which will happen sometime after I’m done speaking. Weird way to book a show but hey… I’d rather give my fans all the entertainment they can handle before they get bored.

The boos in the arena become very audible.

Rated R UWF Champion Edge:

Well today is opposite day so I appreciate all of the appreciation that you all are giving me. Now onwards… because this co main event is kind of important because what happens is whoever walks out of that match the winner gets the chance to be graced by the god of wrestling himself… and lose. So what I’ll do is I’ll go over each competitor and tell you whether they stand a chance against me or not. Now first on the block… matter of fact… I’m sure you monkeys know how to put their pictures up and then just have me speak so go ahead and throw up the first loser.

Rated R UWF Champion Edge:

Holy Crap I know we aren’t PG but shouldn’t we censor tits like that? This dude is a potential challenger? Mannnn he wouldn’t last five minutes in the ring. He’d tire himself out just walking to the ring. And just the fact that he is a potential challenger… I mean yeah I’m sure if he were to touch me I’d go flying outside the ring through the titantron and out of the arena landing in the middle of the street. I mean that guy looks like a damn horse on steroids. So I’m making this a decree… all of you make sure to toss his roided self out of that ring first. I don’t wanna break my shoulder spearing him. Goodness… someone trying to kill me. Alright give me someone else… and hopefully he won’t look like that.

Rated R UWF Champion Edge:

Really? This guy is back? Ah well ummm welcome back to my show MVP. Hope you enjoy your stay. But as far as you challenging me to my belt… come on man. Seriously? I think you should go back to wherever it was you were before you think about seriously looking to challenge me. Then again I don’t know if you’ll be able to beat that roided horse with the big tits. But hey I’d welcome you because then at least I know you’ll be one of the easier challenges for me. But for my fans I will look to prolong the match and make it look like he has a chance before I end it. Even break a sweat cause I need a workout sometimes. Aight… who is the next potential loser.

Rated R UWF Champion Edge:

Oh no. Oh no no no no no. No no no are you for real? That guy? Sting? Oh my someone help me. I think I will absolutely lose… my mind. I mean seriously Sting? What has he done? Lost to Umaga. Lost. Lost. And now… well… shoot Horse Tits can beat him. So no worries there. Besides if he were to somehow survive all of them… he wouldn’t be able to make It even five minutes in the ring with the god of wrestling. Come on… tell me there is someone more serious. Because so far… Horse Tits looks like my biggest threat and my shoulder hates that.

Rated R UWF Champion Edge:

Oh my we got the dancing man himself. The former International Champion himself. At least he knows success. But that was in the minor leagues. Now he is in the major leagues and well… just know that now… you are my odds on favorite to win because at least with you… I can spear you and I won’t break my shoulder in two. And then I can show you some better dance moves because seriously man… your dance just isn’t in anymore. Your hair is like a fire hazard and that baby oil and spray tan… I’m going to require a complete wipe down of you before we wrestle man. Because I will not allow you to have all of those advantages over me. That will not be fair. Not that I can win despite that but I’d rather just keep things you know… I don’t wanna get all that mess all over me. That’s just… gross. But maybe your little girl Maxine will decide to ditch you and hang with a real man. Although I might have to kick her to the curb. Ah well… you better win. Who else we got… two more… come on downnnnnn…

Rated R UWF Champion Edge:

Oh hell no go back up. You already had your chance and you blew it. What makes you think that this time you could possibly get the job done? I’m going to already tell you… you can’t. Come on… seriously? Are we really that starved for challengers that we are actually hoping that guy wins it and can challenge me again? I beat him one on one at Bound for Glory, I beat his overrated team at Bad Blood. I don’t want to see his sorry broken down black hair dyed ass again. It would just be torture for the fans because they already know that I’m going to win again. And our final contestant… is none other than…

Rated R UWF Champion Edge:

Mr. Come close but always falls short at the end. I know that name is a little long but that is what I think when I see you. You are good, you are talented but you just can’t quite cut it. Part of me wants you to win because then I already know that when the pressure really gets there you’ll just collapse and I’ll score that easy win. But I dunno. I mean I’m sure you’ll try but you just don’t have what it takes to go against a guy like me. Because a guy like me knows how to finish and get the job done right the first time. Everytime. This guy here knows how to complete the task at hand and walk away with the gold. But it does look like these are the possible contenders and well… I’d have to say that really… none of them are good enough to challenge me. They should make this a seven person contest and you want to know who would win if they were to do that? The one person that I know would give me the best challenge? Put the picture up.



Rated R UWF Champion Edge:

Oh yeah there we go. Trish would bring it. And I know that she could outlast all of you and give me the match and challenge that I crave. But hey… its alright. I’ll just have to beat whoever walks out of that match. But if Horse Tits wins… I’m hurting all of you. Come on you dancing fool. And this is your god of wrestling and your Rated R UWF Champion Edge… signing out. See all my legions of fans later.

Ultimate Wrestling Federation Presents.....[/B]

UWF Saturday Night SmackDown!

[video=youtube;eu-xFvLaE68]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu-xFvLaE68[/video]

"WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE!" SmackDown! kicks off with it's theme song, "Radioactive" by Imagine Dragons. An impressive pyrotechnics display is seen as SmackDown! gets underway. The crowd is already awestruck at what has gone down already and the show has just begun. We go down to ringside and meet back up with SmackDown broadcast team Booker T and Jerry "The King" Lawler.

Booker T: Yo dogg, welcome to UWF Saturday Night SmackDown! I'm Booker T and beside me as always is Jerry "The King" Lawler!

The King: I'm excited to be here, Booker, but I'm not excited to hear what Zack Ryder has to say tonight!

Booker T: No doubt he must be ecstatic that his boys beat The Kliq at Bad Blood and Edge injured Triple H.

The King: That's precisely the reason that tonight, in the main event, there's gonna be a 6 man over the top rope battle royal to determine who will face Edge at Survivor Series for the UWF Championship.

Booker T: That's right! Kevin Nash, Sting, Ezekiel Jackson, Brother D'Von, Fandango and the returning MVP all battle it out tonight but, also we have Scott Hall makin' his SmackDown in-ring debut against the monstrous Ryback!

The King: That should be something but also making his SmackDown in-ring debut is Christian who has a daunting task in front of him in the form of UWF World Tag Team Champion Derrick Bateman!

WHERE ALL MY BROS AT?!

[video=youtube;opv_wbs8QJI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opv_wbs8QJI[/video]

The crowd immediately breaks into boos as the Co-General Manager of SmackDown Zack Ryder emerges from the back. Despite the huge victory at Bad Blood, he doesn't look too happy here tonight.

The King: Oh God, it's happening already!

Booker T: Well, he doesn't have a smile on his face. What's dat about?

Ryder walks up the steel steps and enters through the ropes. He grabs Lilian Garcia's microphone from here and cuts the crowd off.

Zack Ryder: Oh, typical of you people. Kick a bro when he's down. That's all you people are about. You know, when I was on the Internet acting like a complete idiot, re-enacting scenes from Ghostbusters and wasting time making phony infomercials with Scott Stanford, you people loved me. You chanted "WE WANT RYDER!" But, just as soon as I gained even a shred of success, you all turned your backs on me. It wasn't the other way around. You see, every single day someone comes up to me and asks "Why did you change Zack?" "We miss the old Zack Ryder." Truth be told, I'm still the same Zack Ryder I've always been. I'm just a little wiser. I've seen that entertaining you fans doesn't get the job done. I entertained you for years and it got me nowhere but the unemployment line. That's why ZackDown is in my image and I do what I want to do.

The crowd continues to shower boos on the Co-GM. Zack smirks as he continues.

Zack Ryder: Oh please, save your boos for someone who cares. You're not gonna find me losing any sleep because I have no fans. It doesn't matter. I have more than enough broskis back in the L.I. and lots of hoeskis on speed-dial. It's like I said, I'm not here for you people. I'm here because I've got a bone to pick with my co-worker Chris Benoit. Get your puny ass to this ring right now!

Zack glares at the stage awaiting a response. He doesn't have to wait long.

[video=youtube;ANHWFJzsdSE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANHWFJzsdSE[/video]

The crowd goes nuts as "Whatever" by Our Lady Peace begins playing. Co-General Manager Chris Benoit walks out from the back with a toothless grin and relishes Ryder's frustration.

Booker T: Here comes the Rabid Wolverine!

The King: Ask and you shall recieve, Zack!

Benoit slides into the ring and is handed a microphone from a ringside employee. He stands across from Ryder and begins speaking.

Chris Benoit: Well, it's not exactly the speech I predicted you would make here tonight but, you did a great job of revealing yourself to be a grade A jackass nonetheless. Zack, what is it that you want? Are you still upset that Montel gave you your come uppance? Or is it that you've finally crumbled under your own stupidity?

Zack angrily lifts his microphone back up and retorts.

Zack Ryder: Chris, I'll tell you exactly what I want. I want you gone. I want ZackDown to be rid of the stench and filth that is Chris Benoit. I'm trying to make ZackDown the number one show and I can't do that with you and those dinosaurs The Kliq in the way.

Benoit quickly cuts Ryder off.

Chris Benoit: Myself and The Kliq aren't the problem, Zack. SmackDown's problems lie and end with you. You want to get rid of me and I want to get rid of you. Then, fine. I'll lay down the challenge. UWF's next Pay-Per-View is Survivor Series, the home of the 5 on 5 Elimination Tag Team Match. You find 5 guys and I'll find 5 guys. Team Benoit vs. Team Ryder. Winner Takes All. If you win, I'm gone. If I win, you resign. Put your money where your mouth is and Prove Me Wrong!

Benoit extends his hand. Ryder looks around before shaking Benoit's hand. Suddenly, Benoit takes Ryder down to the mat and locks in the Crippler Crossface!

Booker T: Dat Rabid Wolverine strikes again!

The King: Look at Zack Ryder squirm!

Ryder desperately tries to break free but Benoit has the hold locked in tight. Ryder then starts tapping on the mat. Benoit then lets Ryder go and he leaves the ring laughing. Ryder grabs at his shoulder and angrily glares at Benoit as we head to commercial.

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UWF Saturday Night SmackDown is brought to you by.....

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Smackdown is back from commercial and the camera is backstage, with none other than legend, Mean Gene Okerlund. The crowd cheers for Mean Gene who is a fan favorite among the UWF audience. Gene Okerlund has a microphone and begins to speak while the crowd looks up at the titantron.

Gene Okerlund
"UWF fans, do I have great news for you! Not only I am here, but the UWF has also signed one of the biggest stars this planet has ever seen! At this time, UWF, please welcome...Randy 'Macho Man' Savage."

The crowd explodes into applause as they can't believe what they have just heard. In the middle of all the cheers, none other than the Macho Man Randy Savage steps in front of the camera. The crowd continues to cheer as Savage enters the frame, Okerlund holds the microphone up so Savage can address this crowd that has just came unglued for him.

"Ooooooohhhhh yeahhhhhhh, Smackdown, yeah. The big man called me said, we need you here in the UWF, yeah. You know what they say, when your future is bright, yeah, you gotta get a cool pair of shades like these bad boys here, yeah. Yeah, that's just what my future looks like yeah, here in Smackdown. Smackdown yeah, is getting a large dose of Macho Madness yeah. I got my eyes set on that UWF Championship oooh yeah, that belt would like great around the waist of Macho Man yeah."

The crowd continues to cheer as Gene takes the microphone back and asks Macho Man a question.

Gene Okerlund
"Your future is bright? So you have your eyes set on the top? Well just weeks away from now is the UWF Survivor Series, what are your plans for that event?"

Randy Savage
"You gotta let the cards fall where the may Mean Gene, yeah. I'll take on any competitor that wants to try to fight the madness, yeah, they better just not touch Liz yeah. Let me tell you something right now, I'm the greatest professional wrestler that ever lived and guess what I'm living now yeah! I'm shining brighter than anyone else right now yeah, it doesn't matter what anyone else on Smackdown is doing, no, I'm rising to the top yeah, nobody can stop the Macho Madness, no no, you see Mean Gene no man can even comprehend what the Macho Man can do yeah, I'm ready to drop the elbow on anyone that stands across the ring from me, yeah."

"Liz come here, tell these people how happy you are to be with the Macho Man, yeah, come here Liz. Elizabeth come here yeah!"

Miss Elizabeth walks into the camera shot and stands next to Randy Savage the crowd cheers as Gene takes the mic back and begins to ask Elizabeth a question.

Gene Okerlund
"Now Elizabeth..."

Just then, Savage cuts off Gene Okerlund before he can even finish his sentence.

"Whoa, oh no! Mean Gene, you can't talk to Liz, no. Elizabeth get out of here yeah, nobody can talk to Liz Mean Gene, nobody, no. Except me, the Macho Man is the only one that gets to talk to Liz yeah. Mean Gene, you get one thing straight, yeah, Macho Madness is here and ready to take over the UWF, who would bet against me? You go to Atlantic City Mean Gene? Huh? Las Vegas, yeah. Don't bet against the Madness yeah, you can call me Madness if you'd like, yeah. I'm already shining bright yeah, I'm a star, a superstar yeah, and now I'm in the UWF, yeah, Smackdown, Macho Madness is going to be unleashed starting now, ooooooooooooohhhh yeahhhh!"

King: Are you ready for our next match Booker? We’re going to see The Kliq’s Scott Hall take on “The Monster Ryback!

Booker: Ahh yeah! My boy Ryback goin’ to put a hurt on that boy Scott Hall! You know Ryback is in my fave five, right?

King: How many guys are actually in your fave five, Booker?

Booker: Thirty-Seven!

Lillian Garcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Tampa, Florida, weighing in at 246pounds; "The Bad Guy" Scott Hall!

[video=youtube;G3M5i4-B63Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3M5i4-B63Y[/video]

The fan begin cheering as Scott Hall's awesome theme song "Marvelous Me" begins playing over the PA System. It doesn't take long before Hall is coasting out from the back and onto the stage. Toothpick in mouth, Hall begins gliding down the ramp in trademark fashion. Hall reaches the bottom of the ramp and looks directly into the camera before flicking his toothpick right into the lens which draws delight from the fans.

Hall then climbs the steel steps and enters the ring as he awaits the arrival of his opponent.

Lillian Garcia: And his opponent, from Las Vegas, weighing in at 265 pounds, Ryback!

[video=youtube;aTj8Pmohw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTj8Pmohw[/video]

Jim Johnston's "Meat on The Table" plays and all the cheers Scott Hall just received turn to boos as the Monster Ryback makes his way out onto the stage. Ryback bumps his head with the music and as he reaches a certain point, Ryback lifts his head up and screams "Get Some"

An angry Ryback marches down the ramp towards the ring, never taking his eyes off his opponent. Ryback soon climbs the steel steps and enters the ring before tossing his shirt and screaming "Feeding Time" before waiting for the bell to sound.

Ding

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The opening bell sounds and Scott Hall and Ryback meet in the center of the ring and lock up. Ryback, being the stronger of the two forces Hall to the canvas with one shove…

King: Wow! I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone man handle Scott Hall like that before!

Hall looks at Ryback from his backside wide eyed and surprised. Hall gets back to his feet and dusts himself off before putting his right arm in the air, signifying that he wants to challenge the “Big Guy” to a test of strength…

Booker: Now Hall knows he can’t compete with my big homie!

The confident Ryback accepts Hall’s challenge and locks his hand up with The Bad Guy’s. As soon as their hands touch, Hall catches Ryback off guard with a kick to the midsection…

King: I can’t believe Ryback fell for the oldest trick in the book.

Ryback grabs his stomach, which leaves his head exposed. Hall takes advantage, delivering a right hand directly to Ryback’s head which knocks him backwards. Hall follows that up with another right hand, this one knocking Ryback onto the near ropes. Hall grabs Ryback by the arm and Irish whips him across the ring. Ryback reverses and sends Hall off the ropes. The Bad Guy runs the ropes and as he comes back at Ryback, The Big Guy delivers a standing shoulder block which knocks Hall to the mat. As soon as Hall hits the canvas, Ryback uses the near ropes to gain momentum and leaps high in the air, dropping down on Hall with a huge splash. The collision causes all of the air to leave Hall’s lungs and Ryback quickly hooks the near leg going for the first cover of the match….

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Hall kicks out!

King: Close call for Scott Hall! He and the Kliq can’t afford to lose again!

After barely managing to kick out, Hall rolls to the far side of the ring in an attempt to get away from Ryback. Hall uses the turnbuckle ropes to pick himself up to his feet, not knowing that the predator known as Ryback is prepared to strike. As Hall gets to a vertical base, Ryback charges across the ring and crushes him with an Avalanche Splash. Hall stumbles right out of the corner and into the waiting arms of Ryback who performs a quick snap suplex. As Hall hits the canvas, Ryback floats over and goes for a cover…

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Hall kicks out!

As Hall kicks out, Ryback grabs him by the head and lifts him to his feet. Ryback wastes no time throwing Hall back into the nearest corner before delivering a right hand to Hall’s face. With Hall stunned, Ryback grabs him by the arm and Irish whips him across the ring to the other turnbuckle. Hall manages to counter and sends Ryback to the corner instead. As Ryback hits the turnbuckle, the extra momentum causes him to stagger out of the corner where Scott Hall is waiting for him. Hall lowers his shoulder and sends Ryback high in the air with a back body drop…

King: Look at the elevation!

Ryback hits the mat back first but wastes no time getting back to his feet. Hall is waiting for him and delivers a quick running clothesline which stuns the Big Guy. Hall follows this up by lifting Ryback off his feet overhead and slamming him down with a scoop slam. As Ryback hits the mat, Hall drops to a knee and covers him…

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Ryback kicks out!

Booker: It’s goin’ take more than that to beat my big homie!

Hall staggers back to his feet, grabbing Ryback by the neck and dragging him to the corner. Hall then lifts Ryback to the top rope before delivering a stiff right hand which dazes The Big Guy…

King: I don’t like the looks of this!

Hall then climbs the top rope as well; joining Ryback at the peak. Hall wastes no time throwing Ryback’s right arm over his shoulder and tugging at his singlet before lifting Ryback off the top and delivering a ring shaking superplex!

King: AHHHH!!!! *King Scream!*

The ring shakes upon impact and both men lay motionless in the middle of the center of the squared center.

Booker: Oh Ma Goodness!

With both men down, the referee has no choice but to begin counting both of them out!

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Hall begins crawling over towards Ryback!

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Hall drapes his arm over Ryback’s chest for a last second cover…

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Ryback rolls a shoulder at 2 ½!

King: How did Ryback kick out of that!

Hall can’t believe it! He rolls onto his back and runs his hands through his hair before forcing himself to a knee. Hall looks over and sees Ryback is beginning to stir and The Bad Guy quickly gets to his feet. Hall rushes over to Ryback and puts his head between his legs. Hall spreads both of his arms, almost calling his shot…

Booker: I think I know what Hall’s got in mind.

The fans get to their feet as Hall looks to attempt the dreaded Razor’s Edge finishing move. Before Hall is able to hoist Ryback in the air, the big man is able to counter with a back body drop of his own, sending Hall overhead…

King: Ryback counters!

Hall hits the mat but rolls through quickly getting back to his feet. He doesn’t realize that Ryback is waiting for him and as soon as he turns around, Ryback almost takes Hall’s head off with a vicious Meat Hook Clothesline…

Booker: Aww Shucky Ducky Quack Quack!

Ryback gets to his feet and screams at the top of his lungs “Finish It” before grabbing Hall by the hair and lifting him onto his shoulders. Ryback marches around the ring before running forward and dropping Hall on his head with Shell Shocked!

King: He hit it!

After hitting his finishing move, Ryback floats over and goes for the win…

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3…NO! Hall kicked out!

King: What!

Ryback looks at the referee in shock. He quickly goes and covers Hall again…

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Hall powers out!

Booker: Aww it looks like business is ‘bout to pick up!

Ryback gets to his feet in a fury. He’s almost enraged. The crowd begins taunting him over and over with chants of “Goldberg” repeatedly. This only angers the monster more. Ryback responds with “Goldberg huh? I’ll show you Goldberg!” before grabbing a limp Hall and throwing his arm over Ryback’s shoulder. Ryback points to the sky in traditional Goldberg fashion…

King: Jackhammer?

Before Ryback can attempt the Jackhammer, Hall manages to wrap his arms around Ryback’s waist and hoist him in the air before slamming him with a huge spinebuster. Ryback’s head bounces off the canvas as Hall gets to his feet and is pumped up. The fans cheer as Hall does his trademark taunt to their delight. Hall rushes over to Ryback and lifts him to a knee. Hall quickly places Ryback’s head between his legs before lifting him in a Crucifix position…

King: He’s got him up!

With the entire crowd on their feet, Hall tosses Ryback across the ring and spikes him on his head, hitting The Razor’s Edge. Ryback’s body goes limp as Hall crawls to a cover…

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2…

3…

Ding

Ding

Ding

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner; Scott Hall!

Booker: I told you ma boy Scott Hall was goin’ to do it! He just earned himself a spot in ma fave five!

King: You’re such a hypocrite!

“Marvelous Me” begins playing again and Hall has his arm raised in victory. The Bad Guy staggers before rolling underneath the bottom rope and begins heading up the ramp as Smackdown heads elsewhere.

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Dont forget to check out UWF Tuesday Night RAW this week. Former Tag Team Champions Dean Ambrose and Daniel Bryan face the current Tag Team Champions Batista and Jeff Jarrett of The Corporation!

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After the match we've just witnessed the cameras go backstage and we see 911 standing by himself.

911:

When there's an emergency, who you gonna call? That's right, you're going to dial 9-1-1. That's exactly what Ken boy did. 'Cept this was no fuckin' emergency, this was pure, sheer brilliance that Ken had. Smackdown, UWF... you fuckin' morons had no clue did'ya? Y'all thought that Ken was gon' be cheatin'! Ken didn't cheat at all. Ya see, all I've heard this week is why the fuck did I pull Sheamus off Ken Kennedy? Why did I interrupt and chokeslam the living shit outta Sheamus? Why? Why? Why, oh, fucking why? I tell ya why! That Brogue Kick to Ken's head... it triggered somethin', it's why Ken ain't in the fuckin' building tonight. He told y'all 'bout his fuckin' injuries but you piss-ants don't listen do ya? Ya think he's all fuckin' O-Kay! But he ain't O-kay, I'm fuckin' tellin' ya Sheamus... You're just fuckin' lucky that you're gonna be facin' Ken at Survivor Series! I might be in the fuckin' corner, I might even be in the match, I don't fuckin' know... but do you think for one moment that you defined Hardcore? Do you know who I am? I'm fuckin' 911, Original ECW. I saw ya creep up onto the new fuckin' ECW over in WWE, fuckin' awful if you ask me. Now ya tryin' to prove your rights 'ere? Jerkoff, Ken should have been an Original! He deserves to belong here, heck... if I had Sabu, Terry Funk, Tommy Dreamer all 'ere right now... They'll be sayin' the same thing. You don't define shit 'round here! With that bein' said... You puppeteers are gonna witness firsthand what old-school is all about, now I know Ken boy ain't old like me. But I still got it in me, that hardcore blood, it fires up when I see you puppets tryin' to compete! Ken don't need no fuckin' tournament, he beat ya! There's no excuses Sheamus, the match... anybody could have interfered, even ya fuckin' grandmother could have came out in her damn wheelchair and tried to help ya! But ya didn't think o' that! Ken got this all in the books mate!

Ken's gon' come back when the time's right, I'll deliver ya the fact he'll be at Survivor Series Sheamus. But you're gon' have to intake everythin'. Ken boy has been through fire, extreme weapons and a death match, he's still ya fuckin' Hardcore Champion whether ya like it or not! He said to everyone that he is unstoppable, he's stronger than ever and that's a damn guarantee, y'know... Ken could just as well come out and address y'all right now. But they told him to stay home, that's bullshit if you ask me! Ken's right to be competin', it's just the fuckin' work of either Zack Ryder or Chris Benoit. Look, I don't give a fuck what you two think ya doin', you put Sheamus in front of us and we'll dispose of him. Come Survivor Series, Sheamus and you two piss-ants ain't gonna survive... I could have brought Taz along if I wanted too as well, but I don't know where the fuck he is, I don't have those flash-phones or whatever the fuck they are. I'm just here to deliver promises, if you're not happy 'bout me bein' here... well, perhaps you'll be diallin' 9-1-1, 'cept the thing is... you'll be callin' me... I'll dispose of ya, you fuck! Try call anybody else, they won't help... Not even the emergency room, not even surgery, nothin'!



The crowd inside the sold out arena are going crazy as another barn burning episode of Smackdown plays out before their very eyes when suddenly...

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The crowd immediately begin to signal their disdain as 'Italian Lover' hits the PA system. It's not long before Enzo Amore is out on the stage full of energy as always. He wastes no time in coming down to the ring, he hops up onto the apron and then over the top rope into the ring. He goes over and grabs a microphone and the crowd groans.

Enzo Amore: My name is Enzo Amore and I am a certified G and a bonafide stud. And at Bad Blood I showed the world that 'Zo can hang with the big boys. That 'Zo can hang with the best in the business, so called 'legends'. But the best thing that ever happened to Enzo Amore that night didn't happen in the ring. And hey, it didn't even happen in the club... that's another story. Nah, the best thing that happened to Enzo Amore that night was a phone call. A meeting. And an agreement for Enzo Amore to come under new management. This deal, is a very let's say... lucrative deal between two studs interested in only one thing. Gold. Gold coins, gold watches, gold rings and most importantly big shiny gold belts around the waist of yours truly. And so, without further adieu allow you to introduce you to my new manager, my new bro, the real 'Bad Guy'...CHAEL SONNEN!

[video=youtube;1AUEVGXo5is]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AUEVGXo5is[/video]

The country tune 'Too Much Fun' plays over the PA system and the crowd still gasping about Enzo's announcement turn towards the titantron. It's not long before Enzo's words come true and MMA star Chael Sonnen walks out onto the stage. Stern faced, he walks down the ramp towards the ring. He wastes no time getting into the ring, Enzo hands him the microphone signifying the floor is his.

Chael Sonnen: If you don't know, you should know my name is Chael P. Sonnen and I am now the manager, the back-up and above all else a business partner of 'The Realest Guy in The Room', Enzo Amore. What do I get out of this deal?, if you needed to know you would know and you don't. This is a two man power trip bigger than anything you've ever laid eyes on, it's both pulverizing and tantalizing. 'The Real G' and an 'American Gangster' side is the kind of force that makes women scream and make men tap out quicker than they can spell the word 'loser'. And we're putting it on notice that we're taking over, we're not the nWo, hell we're not even the bWo, we're more than that, we're a revolution, an evolution and sooner rather than later we'll be an institution. So to the Smackdown roster, to all the dorks up and down the card get ready to pushed down to where you belong by the main event himself Enzo Amore. Because this revolution will be televised and it starts... right... now. Ka-boom.

Chael drops the mic, he and Enzo bump knuckles and both men leave the scene walking back up the ramp to the sound of boos.

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Also check out UWF Friday Night iMPACT! The main event sees Bray Wyatt "The Eater of Worlds" taking on "Cowboy" James Storm!

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Matt Striker: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time, the former International Champion, Fandango.

Fandango hops in front of Matt Striker as you can hear the crowd pop.



Fandango: Hello Matthew. Have you met my protégé Derrick Bateman?

Derrick walks into frame.

Derrick Bateman: Sup Matt.

Matt Striker: Hi Derrick. Umm yeah so I used to commentate for your matches on NXT and I actually helped you guys out a couple of times.

Fandango: Oh really? I don't remember. Shouldn't you be asking me some questions?

Matt Striker: Yes umm...How do you feel heading into the Battle Royal tonight?

Fandango: How do I feel? Well Matthew, I feel as good as I look. Perfect. I have absolutely no doubts heading into this match. I mean look at my opponents. Just look at them Matthew, they're hideous. No one wants to see them on their TV screens. I am the only one who looks and acts like a true champion. I'm still undefeated by the way too. If these guys were smart, they'd all work together to eliminate me but then again look at them. They all practically have drool running down the corners of their mouth. Every single one of them are past their prime or will never achieve it. Look at me Matthew, I'm in the best shape of anyone's life and I'm limber as hell. Sure they can throw me over the ropes but my dancing skills have given me impeccable footwork. I can keep my balance on one foot. Check this out.

Fandango hops on one foot an keeps his balance as Derrick moves in to speak.

Derrick Bateman: And I have a match myself pretty soon that I should be getting ready for. I'm not sure what's been up with Christian recently but I'll take care of it easily because Fandango has been training me to be more like him. Last week he tried teaching me to dance and let's just say I'm not quite there yet but I'm working on it. I watch all his matches and I'm trying to embody him the best that I can. I should actually be doing what he's doing.

Derrick tries to keep his balance on one foot like Fandango but is flailing around as Maxine comes into frame.

Matt Striker: Oh Maxine! You're still with these guys? I haven't really noticed you.

Maxine gives Striker a death stare.

Maxine: Yes I'm still here Matt! Where have you been? That's what I thought! I'm still these guys managers and I have successfully brought them from jobbers to superstars known around the world. I am a miracle worker. But now that I see they are having a little success, it makes me think what should I do next? I obviously don't need to lower my standards and deal with those bimbos Natalya and Trish but I've got something planned for the future. You can believe that. Do you want me to give you a little hint?

Matt Striker: Nope! That's all the time we have for right now so now we head back to you guys.

We come back from commercial as Derrick Bateman is already in the ring.

The King: It's now time for Derrick Bateman to take on Christian!

Booker T: We've not heard from Derrick Bateman all week but he's here in the ring awaiting...

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Crowd starts booing as "Just Close Your Eyes" plays through the PA System. Christian comes down from the ramp with a smirk on his face. He walks down the ramp and gets in to the ring.

The bell rings as Christian immediately spears Derrick Bateman as he goes down for the count.

The King: BAH GAWD!

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2...

Christian lets go!

Booker T: WHAT DA HAYELL?!

Christian grabs the hair of Derrick Bateman as both men get to a standing position, Christian smirks as he kicks Derrick Bateman in the abdomen before going behind him and connecting with the Killswitch. Once again Christian goes down for the pinfall count.

1...

2...

Christian lets go again!

The King: What the hell is this?

Christian then gets up onto the top rope as he looks at Derrick Bateman, he taunts the crowd before leaping off with a Frog Splash. Christian then goes to the corner turnbuckle as he awaits for Derrick Bateman to get up, once Derrick Bateman gets to his feet, Christian than charges and connects with a Spear. Once again Christian goes for the pinfall.

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3!

Winner by pinfall, Christian!

The King: That was awful. I don't know how Fandango is going to react to this.

Booker T: Well Bateman didn't come out with his music, he looked quite pale dawg.

The King: I guess we'll find out later or next week, but Christian picks up an easy win.[/COLOR]

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Team 3D is seen backstage looking into the camera.

Brother Ray: See D'Von, this is what happens when I leave the UWF and I leave you alone. You develop your own legacy and now everyone seems to be liking you more than me! Well no matter because I will regain my legacy back on being one of the loudest and most violent superstar in the UWF! Well to start we can talk about how we're going to kick the holy shit out of Ezekiel Jackson and Brodus Clay next time we see them. You see gents we don't take too kindly for groups such as yourselves who try and make a name for themselves by vicously assaulting the less fortunate. Oh yeah I bet having a real asshole like Eric Bischoff makes you feared and respected right? WRONG! The only thing that Bischoff has helped you become was public enemy #1! That's right boys all Eric Bischoff did for you two was spray paint a big target on your head and now it's open season! And I'm sorry to say but you screwed with the wrong team you pathetic pieces of shit! If I were you I would try your best to stay 100 feet away from me, from Brother D'Von and from Brother Spike. We don't tolerate other people's bullshit very well and we're known to have short tempers. Very short tempers. Tell 'em D'Von!

Brother D'Von: That's right my brothers! For the longest time we're always known to solve our own problems the old fashioned way. Whether the fight lasts long enough where bloodshed needs to get involved is completely okay with us or not! One thing is for sure though is that The 3 Minute Warning are now wanted men in our books. Tonight will be the deciding point though on whether we will act against the 3 Minute Warning however, since me and Ezekiel Jackson will be both involved in the Battle Royale Main Event Match! Eric Bischoff, Brodus Clay, this is YOUR three minute warning not to piss around with Team 3D, or you will be the first victims on what it will be like to feel the wrath of the multi-time Tag Team Champions!

Brother Ray: I could'nt have said it better myself D'Von! We don't open up with anyone around these parts, so don't expect us to give you a hug or a handshake afte this whole fiascoe is done and over with. To be quite frank we hope to settle this dispute by the end of the week so we can go after what matters to us the most; The newly formed World Tag Team Championship! Modern Day Double Dragons may be the most-liked group in all of UWF, but nobody will be liking them when Fandango's back is full of splinters from the table that will be under him. And the same goes for you too Derrick Bateman! Getting involved in one little Hardcore Tournament doesn't impress us at all! Heck your basically on your own out there because your partner doesn't even like to get his nails broken, much less his spine. We're out UWF Faithful, take it easy!

Brother D'Von: Oh my brother, testify!

The crowd cheers loudly as Team 3D leaves the camera shot

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Don't forget about UWF Wednesday Night Anarchy. Which team will lose their job this week, the 3 Live Kru or the Latin American Xchange?

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Lilian Garcia: The following contest is an Over The Top Rope Battle Royal to determine who goes on to Survivor Series to challenge Edge for the UWF Championship!

Ground zero, bow down to the countdown.....

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The crowd boos as 1 half of Three Minute Warning Ezekiel Jackson emerges from the back without Eric Bischoff or Brodus Clay. He looks to be doing this on his own.

Yeah, We're Comin' Down!!

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Brother D'Von comes running out of the curtain headbanging to Drowning Pool as he screams to the crowd while posing on the stage before he walks down the ramp. D'Von slides into the ring and jumps onto the turnbuckles and poses for the crowd, which he gets a solid reaction from the crowd. D'Von then jumps to the canvas and hops onto the opposite corner and does the same pose.

DING!

DING!

DING!

The bell sounds and D'Von wastes no time in going after Zeke. He charges at him and starts hitting him with repeated right hands. Zeke backs up into the corner to protect himself. D'Von then starts hitting Zeke with shoulder blocks. He then grabs Zeke's leg and starts trying to toss the big man out. As he does so, Zeke hits D'Von with a big right hand, dazing him. As D'Von stumbles backwards, Zeke levels him with a big clothesline!

Booker T: What a clothesline!

The King: Almost took his head off!

Zeke lifts D'Von up and goes to toss him over the top rope. He throws D'Von over but D'Von lands on the apron. As Zeke notices this, D'Von hits him with a big right hand. As Zeke stumbles back, D'Von uses the ropes to slingshot himself into the ring and he hits Zeke with a shoulder tackle.

Booker T: Look at dat!

D'Von lifts Zeke back up to his feet and throws him into the ropes. He then grabs Zeke's leg again and starts trying to toss him out. As he gets Zeke off his feet, Zeke again connects with a big right hand that stuns the Team 3D member. Zeke goes for another clothesline but D'Von ducks it and heads back to the ropes. Zeke charges at D'Von but he counters into a back body drop, sending Zeke over the top rope to the floor below.

ELIMINATED: EZEKIEL JACKSON

D'Von laughs as Zeke is in disbelief. Referees surround him and force him towards the back. D'Von then begins waving goodbye as the countdown ends, bringing in the next competitor.

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Fandango dances into the ring and faces off with D'Von. Fandango shakes his hips towards D'Von. D'Von then charges at Fandango but Fandango reverses into a hip toss. D'von rolls to his knees as Fandango continues to dance to the crowd's delight. D'Von gets back to his feet and finally manages to lock up with Fandango. D'Von overpowers Fandango and forces him into a headlock. Fandango backs up into the ropes and sends D'Von away. As D'Von comes back, Fandango hits him with a dropkick!

The King: Textbook dropkick from Fandango!

Fandango lifts D'Von back up and drives him into the corner. He then grabs D'Von's leg and starts trying to toss him over. He gets both legs up and D'Von his hanging onto the turnbuckle. D'Von nails Fandango with an elbow to the face, which causes Fandango to stumble back. D'Von gets back to his feet and irish whips Fandango into the corner. Fandango hits chest first into the corner and stumbles back in pain. D'Von then grabs Fandango in position and hits him with a back suplex.

Booker T: Never count out D'Von, dogg!

The King: He's been in here since the beginning and he's looking to prove his naysayers wrong!

D'Von lifts Fandango onto his shoulder and attempts to toss Fandango out. However, Fandango grabs hold of the top rope and won't let go. Fandango squirms off of D'Von's shoulder and ends up behind him. Fandango taps D'Von on the shoulder and D'Von turns around. Fandango simply dances in front of D'Von. D'Von grabs him by the back of the head and tosses him over the top rope. Fandango however hangs onto the top rope and "skins the cat" back into the ring. As he gets back into the ring, he charges at D'Von and nails him with an enziguri. Just then, the countdown ends again.

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MVP slides into the ring and he and Fandango square off and start exchanging right hands. MVP quickly gets the upper hand and grabs Fandango by the head and drags him into the corner. He then bashes Fandango's head against the top turnbuckle. Fandango then falls to the mat. As MVP gets through with Fandango, D'Von is getting up. The two then start exchanging right hands. MVP gets the upper hand attempts an irish whip. D'Von counters and sends MVP into the ropes. On the rebound, MVP ducks a clothesline attempt and instead hits a flying clothesline of his own.

Booker T: MVP hasn't missed a beat, King!

The King: No signs of ring rust that I can see, Booker.

MVP gets to his feet but is met with a superkick by Fandango. Fandango then looks at the turnbuckle and gets an idea.

Booker T: What's he thinkin'?!

Fandango then scales to the top rope and looks down at D'Von. Before he can do anything, however, Sin Cara hops the barricade at ringside and grabs hold of Fandango's boot.

The King: ......The hell?!

Fandango eventually manages to kick Sin Cara away to the floor, allowing a chance for fellow LAX member Hernandez to slip into the ring. Fandango sees this and attempts to hit the big man with a crossbody. Hernandez, however, catches Fandango in mid air.

Booker T: Hernandez is on Anarchy!

The King: I don't think he really cares what show he's on.

Hernandez walks over to the ropes and throws Fandango over the top rope right onto Sin Cara.

ELIMINATED: FANDANGO

Hernandez then slides out of the ring, grabs Sin Cara and drags him towards the back. Fandango is coming to, realizing what happened and he looks furious. Referees surround Fandango and force him towards the back.

Booker T: How in tha' hell is this fair?!

In the ring, D'Von and MVP both are coming to and realizing Fandango has been eliminated. They then look at each other and then start exchanging right hands. D'Von then hits a surprise chop to MVP, knocking him winding. D'Von then sends MVP into the ropes and, on the rebound, D'Von grabs MVP's head and tosses him over the top rope. MVP lands on the apron and quickly re-enters the ring. D'Von turns around and MVP holds out his arms and yells "ALL DAY BABY!"

The King: How great is it to see MVP back on SmackDown?!

MVP then kicks D'Von in the gut and then goes back to work hammering away at D'Von. He then backs up before clotheslining D'Von over the top rope. D'Von, however, lands on the apron and clings to the bottom rope. MVP then uses his boot and starts trying to shove D'Von to the outside. D'Von is struggling to hang on. D'Von somehow manages to get a right hand to MVP's gut and sends him stumbling back. D'Von gets to his feet and hits MVP with another right hand. D'Von then re-enters the ring and kicks MVP in the midsection. D'Von then sets MVP up for the piledriver. Before he can nail it, MVP counters into a back body drop. As this happens, the countdown clock ends.

"I have been alone on this road,
and my empty hands have nothing to show.
Will you be my peace when
my heavy heart holds no hope?"

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Sting enters the ring and immediately squares off with MVP who's gotten to his feet. The two men exchange right hands with Sting getting the upper hand. Sting sends MVP into the ropes and attempts a back body drop. MVP stops himself and kicks Sting in the face. MVP then levels Sting with a clothesline. MVP looks around before running against the ropes. On the rebound, he does a dance of his own before doing his "BALLIN!" taunt. Then, he drops an elbow right into the heart of "The Icon".

The King: Ballin'!

Booker T: Tell me I did not just hear dat!

As MVP gets back up, D'Von grabs him and tosses him into the turnbuckle, smashing his head into the turnbuckle simultaneously. D'Von backs up and allows MVP a chance to step out a bet. D'Von then charges at MVP but MVP counters and back body drops D'Von over the top rope. D'Von, however, lands on the apron. He goes to hit MVP but MVP blocks it and hits D'Von with a right hand of his own, stunning him. MVP then hits D'Von with a running shoulder tackle and sends D'Von off the apron and to the floor below.

ELIMINATED: BROTHER D'VON

MVP backs up and D'Von begins heading up the ramp. MVP then starts to pick Sting back up but Sting begins hitting MVP in the midsection. Sting gets back up and begins hitting MVP in the skull. He backs MVP into the ropes and attempts an irish whip. However, MVP counters and kicks Sting in the midsection and tosses him into the corner. As MVP charges, Sting gets his boot up and blasts MVP in the face.

The King: Smart move by "The Icon"!

Sting grabs MVP and irish whips him into the corner. Sting backs up before connecting with a Stinger Splash. He irish whips MVP into the opposite corner and hits another Stinger Splash. As MVP is dazed, Sting begins trying to eliminate him by forcing his leg into the air. MVP is hanging onto the top turnbuckle and eventually blasts Sting in the face, forcing him back. MVP gets back to his feet and he begins exchanging right hands with Sting. Then, both men decided to bounce off the ropes and both men happen to go for clotheslines, essentially knocking each other out.

Booker T: Both men are down!

The crowd is going crazy, wondering which man will make it to their feet first. MVP and Sting both are using the ropes to help themselves to their feet. As they get to their feet, the countdown clock ends.

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Nash enters the ring and immediately goes to work on both men, knocking each man down with right hands. Nash picks Sting up to a vertical base and throws him into the corner. He then starts wearing "The Icon" down with shoulder blocks in the corner. Then he starts hitting big knees to Sting's midsection. Nash then turns his attention to MVP. He picks MVP up and hits him with a sidewalk slam. Nash throws his fist high into the air much to the crowd's delight.

The King: Kevin Nash is certainly on a roll!

Booker T: My man Big Sexy tearin' it up!

Nash goes back over to Sting and drags him out of the corner and tosses him into the ropes. As Sting comes back, Nash grabs him by the head and tosses him over the top rope. Sting lands on the apron but Nash is back on the attack. He grabs Sting and drags him over to the corner. He tries to bash Sting's head against the turnbuckle but Sting gets his boot up and blocks the attempt. Sting blasts Nash in the face and Sting re-enters the ring as Nash stumbles back. Sting whips Nash into the corner and hits a Stinger Splash on Nash!

The King: Sting might be back in this!

Nash stumbles out of the corner, which allows Sting a chance to send him into the opposite corner. Sting goes for another Stinger Splash but, this time, Nash catches him in mid air and tosses him out of the ring to the floor below.

ELIMINATED: STING

Booker T: We are down to our final 2!

Indeed we are as Sting begins walking back up the ramp. Nash looks over and MVP is just getting to his feet. Nash walks over and hits MVP with a right hand. MVP doesn't go down but instead comes back and blasts Nash with one of his own. Both men begin exchanging right hands until Nash eventually gets the better of Montel. He sends MVP into the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a flapjack. Nash then picks MVP back up and attempts to throw him out. MVP slips out of his grasp and kicks Nash down to one knee. MVP then runs against the rope and hits Nash with a front dropkick.

The King: Who will walk away number one contender?

Booker T: I have no idea, King!

MVP gets up and starts feeding off the crowd and he stalks Nash. He then grabs Nash as he's getting up and sets up for the Playmaker. Before he can hit it, Nash counters and lifts MVP off the ground, adjusts him into Jackknife position and nails it on MVP!

The King: Jackknife!

Nash then stumbles back into the ropes exhausted and trying to catch his breath. After a few moments, Nash then lifts MVP back to his feet. He places MVP on his shoulder but MVP squirms off. MVP then starts swinging wildly at Nash, backing him up into the corner. MVP backs up before charging at Nash, hitting him with the Player's Boot!

Booker T: Damn I missed seein' dat!

Nash stumbles out of the corner after the boot and MVP sends him into the ropes. As Nash comes back, MVP uses Nash's momentum and hits a super overhead belly to belly suplex which sends Nash all the way across the ring. MVP then stalks Nash again and this time MVP hits Nash with a Drive-By Kick!

The King: MVP with a second wind!

Booker T: Absolutely no signs of ring rust!

MVP screams out "HELL YEAH!" before picking Nash back up. Nash shoves MVP away and goes for a big boot. MVP ducks the boot and Nash ends up hung on the top rope. MVP quickly shoves the other leg of Nash's over the top rope and "Big Sexy" falls to the mat below.

ELIMINATED: KEVIN NASH

MVP falls to the mat in exhaustion as the referees at ringside ring the bell.

YOUR WINNER AND CHALLENGING EDGE AT SURVIVOR SERIES FOR THE UWF CHAMPIONSHIP, MONTEL VONTAVIOUS PORTER, MVP!!!

MVP gets back to his feet as the fans go crazy. Referee Charles Robinson has entered the ring and holds MVP's arm up in victory. Nash shakes his head and heads up the ramp.

The King: MVP did it!

Booker T: MVP finally gets his long-awaited rematch for the UWF Championship at Survivor Series!

Nash has left ringside as MVP is still celebrating his victory. As MVP climbs down from the top rope, he hasn't noticed Edge has slipped into the ring behind him. As MVP turns around, Edge nails him with a Spear!

The King: Edge from outta nowhere!

Edge then stands over MVP and holds his customized UWF Championship high as the crowd showers him in boos.

Booker T: What a sorry excuse for a world champion we have here on SmackDown!

Edge smiles as we go off the air with Edge still standing over MVP and garbage fills the ring around them.

END SHOW

CREDITS:
Promos - Repsective TTers
Hall/Ryback - Cwalker
Christian/Bateman - Andrew
Everything Else - The Hoov

CONFIRMED FOR UWF SURVIVOR SERIES:

UWF Championship
Edge(c) vs. MVP

5 on 5 Elimination Tag Team Match (Winner Take All)
Team Benoit (TBA) vs. Team Ryder (TBA) ​

 

[Nate]

Re: UWF Saturday Night SmackDown! 11/2/13 EDITION

Excellent edition of Smackdown! Was kind of obvious that Team Ryder vs Team Benoit was going to happen, but who will be in it is going to be not so obvious. Honestly I'm excited to be seeing who's going to be in that matchup. Oh yeah for Randy Savage being on Smackdown! Oh no for Brother D'Von losing the match. lol

Honestly though I think Slim's Edge won the segment of the night. It was brilliantly written and his Edge is definitely something else. Albo really has his hands tied at Survivor Series and I wish him all the luck against Slim's Edge lol. That Ryback match with Derrick Bateman was really well done, feel sorry for Derrick Batman getting creamed in the singles department lately (well the entire MDDD tbh). Two thumbs up Hoov for another good episode of Smackdown!

 

[ShanegoFett]

Re: UWF Saturday Night SmackDown! 11/2/13 EDITION

I am legitimately shocked at MVP winning the battle royal. Thats no dig at anybody or any call, but to me that thread had Sting written all over it. But Im guessing Benoit pays the Kliq to fight with him, and maybe convinces Sting as well. So thats 3 outta 5 right there. Maybe the Dudelys join in too. Thats my guess. But yeah MVP, congrats. Just was very surprised.

Bummed Sigma didnt show up, but nice match CW, good shit

911 promo was interesting..and stuff. Im starting to feel theres a lot of "extra" guys with superstars in UWF and Im not sure what to think about that yet.

But yeah, not a bad show here blue brand. I wanna see the card for next week definitely. Probably gonna be a big show.

 

[CliqueClacks]

Re: UWF Saturday Night SmackDown! 11/2/13 EDITION

I'm happy to be on Smackdown now, ooooooooh yeah!