And NOW UWF Raw, Anarchy, and Smackdown Present: The Second Annual!
The Enemy begins playing as the official theme song of Summerslam as the biggest pyro of the summer kicks off the biggest party of it. That is right UWF is live in Tampa Florida for the second biggest event of year. Fans of all three brands are represented here the Raw fans have their Ambrose, Bryan, and Michaels signs. Anarchy has their Sting, Fandango, and Punk signs. Smackdown has HHH, Batista, and even some MVP signs. The crowd is in a fervor as the cameras pan around showing the sold out crowd at the St. Pete Forum. After several minutes of taking the time we head down to the Raw Broadcast team who are going to introduce us to the evenings event.
Jim "JR" Ross:My god can you hear the sold out crowd here in Tampa Florida where tonight the greatest Wrestling federation in the world brings to the second annual Summerslam. And Hot Rod it feels like just yesterday that we were calling this event albeit on the Smackdown side of things.
Roddy "Rowdy" Piper: We've gone up in the world since then JR, because now we are on the A Show, the show that is going to steal Summerslam and leave everyone talking for the next year and beyond. With a line up like we have, 6 matches in all ranging from Title matches, number one contenders to be crowned, to just plain old grudge matches.
JR: I've got to agree Hot Rod, we've got not one but two main events in store for you tonight. First the World Heavyweight Championship will be on the line, Shawn Michaels defends against Daniel Bryan and John Cena. But folks that isn't all for we also have Dean Ambrose and Cody Rhodes, arguably the two greatest superstars in the history of UWF going head to head for the very first time and you have to believe that much is going to be a slobberknocker.
Piper:I would love to see Anarchy and Smackdown try to top those JR! And I bet they can't!
JR: Well speaking of Anarchy, lets head over to our Wednesday Night Partners. Joey Styles, Taz, and William Regal!
Joey Styles:Thank you so much for the introduction JR, and I have to say to you Hot Rod, you couldn't be more wrong, Anarchy is going to bring to Raw just like it does every single week. And you have to look no further than the International Championship match between a movie star, and a dancing star.
Taz: That's right Joey, Anarchy is going to knock the competiton right out of the park tonight. And that's mostly because Fandango, a champion that was never supposed to be, is going to go one on one with the Great One with the International Championship on the line. That alone will trump Raw.
William Regal: If I may Mr. Taz, I would also like to say unlike Raw we aren't hoping on our main events to carry our show. We've got a Triple Threat Ironman match, the first in existence. We've got the heated rivalry for the Extreme Championship between Umanga and Sting. And finally we have hell in a cell. UWF's version of the Best versus the Beast.
Joey Styles: Well we'll let Anarchy do the talking alright William, because now its time to head over to our Smackdown team, consisting of Michael Cole and Booker T.
Michael Cole: Thank you for the intro Joey, and I don't know about you Booker, I know Smackdown has had its issues lately, but in all honestly I think with our Scramble match we have the capacity to steal the show and put not only the UWF Championship back to the top of the list but Smackdown as well.
Booker T: That scramble match is going to be tight Cole. I wouldn't want to be the Animal Batista heading into that match, but if anyone can do it, it is most definitely him.
Cole: And that's not all because General Manager Zack Ryder has promised us tonight he will sign a World Champion to Smackdown and I don't know about you Booker, but I am intrigued to find out just who that person is.
Booker T: I don't know Cole, but I guarantee you Triple H will have something to say about it, if I know the Game as well as I do.
Cole: And with that let's head back to our Raw team to begin the festivities.
JR: Ladies and Gentlemen, we are now going to have a bonus matchup. General Manager Randy Orton recently announced on UWF.com that two superstars will be given the opportunity to earn a contract on our second biggest Pay-Per-View of the year. Right now, it’s time to find out who that lucky gentleman will be.
Justin Roberts: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and the winner will earn a UWF RAW contract. Introducing first, already in the ring, from Las Vegas, weighing in at 237 pounds, Val Venis!
There's a mediocre pop for Venis.
Roberts: And his opponent, also from Las Vegas, weighing in at 264 pounds; The Godfather!
There's a bigger pop for the Godfather and his hoes.
Ding
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This unannounced match begins and both men look to earn a UWF RAW contract. The bout starts with Val Venis grabs the Godfather and applies a side headlock. Venis tightens his grip on Godfather’s skull before the “professional†from Las Vegas wraps his arms around Venis’ waist and drags him onto the near ropes. Godfather then shoots Venis off him, sending the former adult star running across the ring and off the far ropes. Godfather rushes Venis and looks to deliver a short arm clothesline. Venis sees it coming and ducks under. Godfather quickly turns around and can only watch as Venis leaves his feet and deliver s a picture perfect standing dropkick to Godfather’s jaw. The former Intercontinental Champion hits the canvas and Venis goes for the first cover of this bout….
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Godfather kicks out!
JR: Beautifully executed dropkick from Val Venis!
Piper: Know something Ross? I think I’ve seen a few of Venis’ movies before!
As Godfather kicks out, Venis grabs him by the throat and drags him to a knee. Godfather responds with an elbow to the gut, breaking Venis’ grip. Godfather then hits another elbow, causing Venis to double over. Still on his knees, Godfather manages to thrust upward and deliver a European uppercut to Venis’ face. Venis staggers backwards into the far corner as Godfather gets to his feet. Godfather goes right after Venis, delivering right hands to the adult star’s face. After several right hands, Godfather grabs Venis by the arm and Irish whips him across the ring. Venis counters and Irish whips Godfather instead. As the pimp hits the corner, Venis rushes across the ring at him. Godfather sees him coming and moves out of the way and Venis crashes chest first into the turnbuckle pad. With Venis momentarily out of sorts, Godfather drops down and rolls Venis up from behind…
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Val Venis kicks out!
Both men get to their feet at the same time and Godfather quickly surprises Venis with a knee to the gut. With Venis vulnerable, Godfather is able to quickly hook his head and perform a DDT. Venis’ skull bounces off the canvas and Godfather goes for another cover…
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Venis kicks out!
JR: Both these men really want to earn that contract!
As he barely manages to kick out, Val Venis rolls to the far side of the ring and uses the ropes to pull himself up in the corner. Opposite him, The Godfather watches as Venis makes it to his feet slowly. As Venis makes it to a vertical base, Godfather begins chugging away…
Piper: I think it might be time to take a ride on the Ho Train Ross!
Godfather prepares to deliver the Ho Train but he is soon interrupted….
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The theme music of Paul Heyman begins playing and the match abruptly stops. The fans begin to boo the portly business who soon makes his way out onto the stage. Heyman is all smiles as he pulls a microphone out of his back pocket, which causes the crowd even more discomfort.
Paul Heyman: Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman. And while I hate to interrupt this riveting entertainment that is taking place in that very ring. But I am here tonight because last Tuesday night on RAW; I made all of you a promise. Last Tuesday night, I promised all of you that my clients would be appearing tonight. I promised all of you that my clients would make an impact. And I promised all of you that together, the three of us would change the face of Ultimate Wrestling Federation once and for all. And whether you like me or not, all of you can attest that Paul Heyman keeps his promises.
Heyman walks down the stage, never taking his eyes off the ring.
Heyman: And you two gentlemen will be a part of my promise. Because you two will be the first of many that will feel the physical wrath of my clients. You two will be the martyrs that cause the revolution. Because after tonight, change will come. No longer will the public be subjected to the same mundane Main Events every week. No longer will the same vanilla "superstars" march out here and be handed Championship opportunity after Championship opportunity. No longer will this show remain stagnant. And it all begins....
Heyman quickly looks at his watch.
Heyman: Right...now!
JR: What the hell is he talking about?
As soon as Godfather and Val Venis turn around, they are taken down to the mat. Mounting Godfather is Alex Riley. Riley drives right hands into the Godfather's face. Godfather tries to cover up, but it's to no avail. On the far side of the ring, physically dominating Val Venis is "The Blueprint" Matt Morgan. Morgan holds Venis up in the corner before delivering back elbows directly to the side of Venis' skull, almost knocking him out cold.
Piper: This is a beatdown!
Still working on The Godfather, Alex Riley lifts the former Champion off his face and slams him onto the mat with a Arn Anderson like Spinebuster. The ring shakes upon impact as Godfather cried out in pain before Riley using his feet to forcibly remove Godfather from the ring. That just leaves Val Venis. But he doesn't last long either. Venis manages to recover from the elbows that Morgan unleashed on him, but as he gets to his feet, Morgan rushes him and connects with The Carbon Footprint Bicycle Kick...
JR: Jesus!
The force behind the Carbon Footprint is enough to knock Val Venis out of the ring and to the arena floor. Riley and Morgan stand tall in the middle of the ring, menacing looks on their face. Paul Heyman soon enters the ring with a huge smile plastered on his face. With Morgan on his right and Riley on his left, Heyman begins to speak again.
Heyman: Allow me to introduce you to the new faces of Tuesday Night Raw. To my left, standing at six foot three inches, weighing two-hundred and thirty-six pounds with the physique of an Adonis is Alex Riley. Alex Riley is the epitome of talent. He has every tool necessary to become a top star in this business? And do you know why he hasn't? Because he was never given the opportunity. The same opportunity given to some of your heroes. Alex Riley sat back and he waited for his time; waited for his chance. But now that he's a Paul Heyman Guy? He doesn't have to wait anymore. Everything that Alex Riley deserves; Alex Riley is going to get. And I dare anyone to try and stop him.
The confident Alex Riley can only smirk as Heyman pats him on the back. Heyman then looks to his right.
Heyman: And to my right. Standing at seven feet tall and weighing in at three hundred and twenty-five pounds; Matt Morgan. If you were to build the ultimate wrestler from the ground up, they would pale in comparison to Matt Morgan. He is the Blueprint of professional wrestling and it's only a matter of time before Championship Gold sits firmly around his waist. Do you want to know why it hasn't happened for him yet? You guessed it! Because he wasn't given the opportunity. But like Alex Riley, he will be given the chance to succeed now. We will no longer have to sit back and watch as our Championships are given to the undeserving. Who's going to stop a giant from getting what he wants?
All three men stand tall with a cocky look on their faces as Heyman speaks again.
Heyman: I have warned you all for weeks that this moment was coming. This is the moment that Ultimate Wrestling Federation gets turned upon its head and the "favorites" get pushed to the side. This is the moment where everything changes forever. I hope you're ready.
With that, the trio raises their arms high in the air and smile. Summerslam soon goes backstage
The camera pans to the locker room area where we see an Irrate Ted Dibiase, still wearing the clothes that he arrive in, only moments before his match. Maryse stand besides him as he rants quietly to himself.
Ted Dibiase
Where is he...
Dibiase paces around the room, trying to contain his anger when he's interrupted by a tap on his shoulder.
Maryse
Quel gaspillage de l'espace! Just forget about him, you don't need him babe.
Maryse tries to plant a kiss on Dibiase's cheek but he pulls away and stares at her with a look tht could kill.
Ted Dibiase
Do you think that helps?! Do you really think that coming in here and telling me I don't need my tag team partner, that I should head out there to face four huge guys by myself helps me in any way at all? Do you think that one kiss from you is going to solve all of my problems?! This is the real world, News flash Maryse, kisses don't solve problems! WHERE THE HELL IS HE?!
Maryse
Je suis désolé. I didn't mean to anger you, I just...
Ted motions for Maryse to be quiet.
Ted Dibiase
I'm sorry but I just don't have time for this... Tonight is the biggest party of the summer, tonight is meant to be my night! I'm supposed to be competing in the biggest match since my return, those Tag Team Championships are meant to be mine! It's safe to say that in singles action, I'd have Edge, Swagger, Wyatt and even Cena beat, but I'm not stupid, I know that if I go down there without a partner, I'm not walking out with that gold around my waist...
Maryse
You will! You just need to believe in yourself, I know that you can do it.
Ted Dibiase
Don't... No one can go out to fight a four on one onslaught and walk away as the victor. That's exactly why I chose Barrett... He's a former World Champion, he knows how to handle himself in a fight and most of all, he has no choice but to protect me. That's what I pay him for, among other things... He better get his ass here soon because if he causes me to lose this match, there's going to be hell to pay.
Ted stands furious as the cameras pan away and fade to black.
Justin Roberts: The following contest is a triple threat tag team match scheduled for one fall and it is for the UWF Tag Team Championships!
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UWF Tag Team Champion John Cena’s entrance music blares out of the speakers, and the crowd bursts in thunderous boo’s. After the vocals kick in, Cena slowly makes his way out on the stage, soaking in the boos from the fans. Cena looks into the camera with a smirk, as he makes his way down the entrance ramp.
Piper: This guy is incredible! I'm so impressed with him!
JR: With his abilities? Yes. With his attitude and career choices? No.
Piper: Yes? No? You sound like that Bryan idiot!
YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME?
YOU DON’T KNOW ME!
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It's been a long time, been a long time comin
Looks like the death of me now
But you know, there's no turning back now
This is what makes me - this is what I am
John Cena's tag team partner UWF Tag Team Champion and Mr. Money In The Bank Edge emerges from the back with his championship draped over his shoulder. The crowd continues to boo as he makes his way down the aisle.
JR: Here comes John Cena's partner, "The Rated R Superstar" Edge!
Piper: Don't forget, Ross, he's got that Money In The Bank briefcase he can cash in at any time he chooses.
As Edge enters the ring with Cena, the next theme hits.
*KERCHING*
I COME FROM MONEY. I COME FROM CLASS
THESE LADIES LOVE ME FOR ALL MY CASH!
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The crowd changes their tune and cheers as Ted DiBiase and Wade Barrett emerge from the back, being accompanied to the ring by the lovely Maryse. They slap each other's chests before heading down the ramp towards the ring.
JR: These young men seem ready to go here tonight!
Piper: You have to keep in mind, Edge will be looking to avenge his loss last week against DiBiase.
As Ted and Wade make it to the ring, the last theme comes over the PA.
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The cheers quickly turn into boos as the final team comes out. Jack Swagger and Bray Wyatt both emerge together, lead to the ring by Zeb Colter. All 3 men stomp down the ramp as they have evil intentions on their minds.
JR: Perhaps the strangest team imaginable but perhaps the most powerful.
Piper: These guys are great by themselves but can they work as a unit?
Swagger and Wyatt both walk up the steel steps and into the ring. The referee holds up both Tag Titles before handing them over to the timekeeper. He then calls for the bell and this one is underway.
Cena starts off in the ring facing off with old enemy Bray Wyatt. Fans are not happy with this scene. Wyatt and Cena start circling around the ring as Cena stops real quick as he is adjusting his shoe. Cena goes as he walks to his corner, and tags in Edge. Edge looks confused as Cena tells him to go in. Edge gets in the ring as he locks up with Bray Wyatt. Bray Wyatt gets pushed back by Edge as he shows his strength in the middle of the ring. Wyatt goes as he looks at Wade Barrett and tags him in. Barrett is as confused as anyone else and just enters the ring.
Jim Ross: What is going on here.
Roddy Piper: Open your eyes JR it is called strategy
Edge and Barrett tangle up as Edge gets behind Barrett. Barrett wastes no time as he hits two sharp elbows right to the head of Edge. Barrett goes and he grabs Edge by the head, and he hits a big suplex onto Edge. Edge is on the mat as Barrett awaits for him to get back up. Edge gets back up, and he charges at Barrett, but Barrett side steps him. Barrett leans down as when Edge rebounds off the ropes he kicks him in the face. Edge then grabs his head, and he hits the impaler DDT onto Barrett. Edge goes as he grabs Barrett’s body to his corner, and he tags in John Cena the fans boo immediately as Edge is holding Barrett and Cena begins to land some body shots. Cena tells Edge to get out as Edge does. Cena goes and he picks up Barrett only to suplex him. Cena looks to show off his moves again as he picks up Barrett again, Barrett though pushes Cena off. As Barrett is charging at Cena, Cena rolls out of the ring and the fans boo.
Jim Ross: That John Cena is a coward.
Roddy Piper: JR Cena is not a coward he is smart why hurt himself in a match like this
Cena begins to stretch it out as the referee is counting. Cena tells the referee to calm down as he enters the ring. Cena begins to circle Barrett as Cena goes, and as they’re circling he tags in the real American Jack Swagger. Jack Swagger goes into the ring confused as he enters inside of the ring. Swagger, and Wade Barrett begin to wrestle against one another. Swagger hits a nice duck under move onto Barrett getting his back. Swagger moves to the front where he is applying the most pressure. The fans begin to boo Swagger as he begins to hit a couple of knees to the shoulder of Barrett. Swagger goes as he lifts Barrett up and hits a nice bridging suplex in which Swagger goes for the pin.
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No Barrett kicks out of the move. Swagger gets up as he puts Barrett to a corner where neither team is in and he begins to knee him in the gut. Barrett is feeling the pain of those knees. Barrett is down on the ground as Colter cheers Swagger on. Swagger slaps Barrett in the head a couple of times and says to him. “We The People!â€. Swagger goes and he jumps off the turnbuckle. And he hits one big splash. Swagger goes to do is again but gets caught with knees to the gut. Swagger backs up as Barrett goes and he brings a huge clothesline onto Swagger. Barrett backs up and all of a sudden he gets blind tagged by Edge. Edge goes as he runs towards Swagger and hits a huge spear on him. The fans give a mix reaction as Edge goes for the cover.
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No Swagger kicks out. Edge can’t believe it as Swagger kicked out of the spear. Edge goes as he turns around and is met with a huge souvenir by Barrett. Edge falls down as Barrett goes to his corner. Edge and Swagger are now crawling to their corners. Edge goes and he is closer to his corner, but all he sees is Cena who is looking at him. Edge is going for the tag. Cena jumps down from the turnbuckle. Edge looks at Cena and he crawls to the bottom rope and he begins to yell at him. “What in the hell are you doingâ€. Cena responds from the near top of the ramp. “I got bigger fish to fry junior, I don’t care about you or the tag belts, there not worth that type of punhishment.†Edge is furious.
Jim Ross: What a Dirty Move by John Cena leaving Edge High and dry like that
Roddy Piper: Cena is being smart JR, he is going for the world heavyweight championship later tonight he dosen’t need to waste his time on this.
Cena leaves the area as Edge turns around, and he gets powerslammed by Bray Wyatt. The fans boos as Wyatt goes and drops the elbow onto Edge. Wyatt picks up Edge and the throws him into the corner of Dibiase and Barrett. Dibiase makes a blind tag. Wyatt goes and he hits a splash onto Edge. Wyatt looks at Barrett and makes a face, and Barrett hits the souvenir right to Wyatt. Swagger goes after Barrett, but Barrett sidekicks him and Swagger goes off the ropes. Dibiase gets off the top rope and he hits the money shot right onto Wyatt. Dibiase goes for the pin.
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Here are you winners and new UWF Tag Team Champions Ted Dibiase and Wade Barrett.
Summerslam goes backstage and we see Anarchys Ring Announcer, Christy Hemme, live with a microphone ready for an interview.
Christy Hemme: Ladies and Gentlemen, my guest at this time, The Charismatic Enigma.. Jefffffff Hardy!
Jeff steps into the camera area, dressed in plain clothes as he is not competing tonight. He looks solemn, as Hemme speaks to him.
Christy Hemme: Jeff, two weeks in a row now, Your older brother Matt has assaulted you and left you in the ring. He calls himself a God and that you've reached your expiration date; and "Why not?" was his answer to your question of why. Do you still stand by your statement that you wont fight him?
Jeff Hardy: Christyyy... -Jeff sighs deeply- My older brother Matt is just confused man. He's been this way for sometime and I was afraid that this would happen when he's put in an environment such as Anarchy. Week in and week out, yeah man, he's left me in that ring looking worse for wear. He beat up Shannon Moore worse than myself, and hell, he's out there preachin' that he's a "God".. It's a little weird man, and thats coming from the King of Weird himself. Matt says this is about balance and good and evil. The duality of man.. that "Why not".. was a good enough answer. I dont get it. I really dont man. Christy, my brother is a good guy. Matt means well but when he goes off like this theres real little that can stop him. I know that because we all know its not the first time. I've had to try and keep him on the right path for a long while now and thats a job in of itself. Thats why when we team, we do so well. Checks and balances or whatever man, it was all good. But when he's off on his own, that whole Mattitude thing comes back up and well, my brother goes hurtling down into the deep end of the pool.
Christy Hemme: With that being said, are you going to settle this with your brother like he clearly wants? With a fight?
Jeff Hardy: I really dont think so Christy. I know Matt wants to hurt his brother more than anything right now but I dont want him to think that he can just keep doing this. I want Matt to learn that it's different this time. That we dont have to end up throwing each other through tables or ladders to fix this. So Matt, you answered my question of "why" with "why not". I'll give you an answer for why not, more than you've given me this whole time man. Why not? Because I know you man, I know you're not like this. I know its been a tough year and you havent hit those goals in UWF like you wanted to man. I was on Smackdown, I couldnt do anything about that, you know that. Im sorry Matt, I did the best I could and I know you can do better than this. I know you dont have to kick my ass to get your point across. I'm not going to fight you, I dont want to fight you. We can settle this with words, Matt, I know we can. Just let it all go, come back dude. I'll forgive you if you just try-
All of a sudden, Jeff is attacked from behind by The Hurricane. Jeff goes down to the floor as Hurricane stomps away at him. Hurricane then grabs Jeff and throws him into the interviewing area set-up. Hurricane then grabs a nearby electrical cord and proceeds to choke Jeff out with it. The camera pans over to see Matt Hardy Version 1 standing by and watching with great amusement. Hurricane then drops Jeff and he and Matt walk out of frame.
Joey Styles: Well folks after during that interview Seth Rollins and Tyson Kidd made their way down to the ring and we're going to have this match up right now!
William Regal: This match should be exciting Joey.
Kidd looks at Rollins as the stare each other down. Kidd begins to taunt Rollins,and Rollins goes as he starts to wail on him with hard rights. Kidd is fazed by the shots as he leans up against the ropes. Rollins backs up as goes for a knee onto Kidd, but Kidd rolls out of the way. Rollins gets caught in the ropes, and Kidd goes and hits a nice dropkick onto Rollins. Rollins falls to the ground, as Kidd goes and he puts on a headlock. Kidd has the headlock in tight, Rollin’s goes as he builds his base up and he goes to hit a back suplex. Kidd though lands on his feet, and he hits a beautiful enziguri. Kidd goes for the cover.
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No kick out by Rollins, Kidd goes as he lays Rollins out in the middle of the ring. Kidd begins dissecting Rollins by stomping different parts of the body of Rollins. Rollins is feeling the pain as Kidd is smiling like crazy as he keeps hitting these moves. Rollins is holding his arm as he gets up and Kidd just kicks him in the head. Rollins limps down again as Kidd begins to show off to the crowd as they boo.
Joey Styles: Tyson Kidd is just toying with Rollins
Tazz: I love it Styles he is showing this poser who’s boss he is just amazing isn’t he?
Kidd picks up Rollins as he goes and hits a nice snap suplex onto Rollins. Rollins back shivers as he hits the mat. Kidd goes and he begins to wraps Rollin’s head into an arm triangle. The fans are booing as Rollins is writing in pain with the submission maneuver. The fans begin to chant for Rollins as they are wanting Rollins to build his base back up. Rollins begins to contort his body around and all of a sudden Rollins goes and he switches he body around. The submission is still applying pressure, but Rollins manages to push the leg of Kidd off of him. Kidd can’t believe it as he goes and tries to transition to another move, but Rollin’s catches Kidd and he lifts him up as he hits a death valley Driver onto Kidd. Rollins is tired as he falls back after hitting that big move.
William Regal: It seems Rollin’s learned something from the match they had at Anarchy.
Tazz: Shut up Regal none of that will help Rollin’s in the end of it all.
Rollins goes and him and Kidd begin to build there base back up. Rollins goes and strikes first with a right and Kidd responds. The fans cheer every time Rollin’s hits a big strike, and boo for Kidd every time he lands. Soon Rollins gets the upper hand as he begins to hit Kidd with multiple elbows to the face of Rollins. Rollins goes as he throws Kidd to the ropes and Kidd bounces off of them, and gets caught into a hurricurrana by Rollins. Rollins manages to hook the legs and go for the pin.
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No kick out by Kidd, as he flips it over and goes for the pin.
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No Rollins gets up and he hits Kidd with two knees to the face. Rollins then goes and he bounces of the ropes and hits a huge double footstomp right into the sternum of Tyson Kidd. Kidd screams in pain as he rolls to the outside. Natty ends up checking on Kidd who is outside holding his chest. Rollins wastes no time, as he goes and grabs off the ropes to dive on Kidd. Kidd though instantly thrusts himself and Natalya out of the way as Rollins lands body first onto the outside. Rollins is writing in pain as Kidd hugs Natalya and tells her to go somewhere safe. Natalya goes to the commentary table as Rollins is on the ground. Kidd goes as he gets a big look on his face. Kidd grabs the body of Rollins and hits a vertical suplex right onto the Barricade on the outside. Rollins body goes limp as Kidd smiles on.
Joey Styles: Oh my God! What an intense move by Tyson Kidd.
Tazz: Ya see this is why Kidd is a winner and Rollins is nothing but a loser. I love it guys I am telling you love it!
Kidd goes as he throws the body of Seth Rollins into the ring. Kidd get backs into the ring, and he kicks the body of Rollins so that way he is on his back. Kidd gets on top as he begins to speak towards Rollins: “This is why I am Russo’s guy… not you meâ€. Kidd for a statement stomps his foot right into the gut of Rollins. Kidd goes as he locks in the sharpshooter right onto Rollins in the middle of the ring.
William Regal: This dosen’t look good for Seth right about now.
Seth is in the middle of the ring screaming in pain as we hear Tyson Kid screaming tap. Seth is trying to pull himself too the ropes but has no strength to do so. The referee is asking Seth what he wants to do. Seth tries to contort his body, but to no avail. The fans are going bananas as they feel Seth might tap out to the pain that is putting on towards his body. Rollins looks passed out from all the screaming. The referee has no choice but to check the hands of Rollins. The referee lifts the first hand.
ONE….
Joey Styles: Oh come on Seth wake up.
The referee pauses for the moment before the referee checks his hand again and it drops for the second time.
TWO….
Tazz: Haha Kidd is going to make poor Rollins pass out. Haha what a joke!
As the referee goes to lift Seth’s hands for the third time the hand dosen’t drop instead it is a raging fist in anger as the fans begin to cheer like crazy. Rollins face is shown and you can see a ferocious face of anger towards it. Rollins goes as he contorts his body and he thrusts Tyson Kidd over it. Rollins looks angry as he begins to swarm on Kidd landing a bunch of shots. Kidd is down as the fans cheer like crazy. The referee separates Rollins from Kidd as Rollins looks at the crowd and he goes onto scream like a maniac and the fans cheer like crazy.
Joey Styles: I think Tyson Kidd just awakened a beast.
Rollins goes as he sees that Kidd is right by the turnbuckle. Rollins charges at him and hits two feet to the face of Kidd. Kidd drops down as Rollins goes and he picks up Kidd, and hits one neckbreaker. Rollins goes as Kidd is down, and Rollins looks at the down Kidd. Rollins picks up Kidd again and hits another neckbreaker. Rollins goes as he picks up Kidd once again and throws him over the turnbuckle as the fans cheer like crazy as Kidd is getting up from the outside and Rollins charges through the ropes and he hits a suicide dive right onto Kidd on the outside Rollins begins to scream again as the fans are going crazy for this.
Tazz: Quick someone get a medic out here. Seth Rollins is trying to hurt our man Tyson Kidd.
William Regal: To be fair Tazz he does kind of a deserve it.
Tazz: Shut up Regal no one asked you why don’t you go back to drinking your tea, and eating your crumpets.
Rollins looks to be obsessed with torturing Tyson Kidd. As he throws Kidd back into the middle of the ring. Kidd is begging to Rollins not to do any more damage towards him. All Rollins responds with is a no right to the face of Tyson Kidd as he goes and he stomps the leg of Kidd, and then goes to the hand almost mimicking what Kidd did to him earlier. Kidd is down holding his body parts as Seth goes the grabs the arm of Kidd and he puts his feet right there. Rollins goes and stomps his head in and hits the fade to black right onto Tyson Kidd. Kidd is out of it as Rollins smiles and goes for the cover.
Joey Styles: It is over Fade to black by Tyson Kidd.
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No Tyson Kidd kicked out last second. Rollins can’t believe it as Tyson Kidd kicked out of his signature move. Kidd is still lifeless as Rollins attacks Kidd who is on the ground. Rollins goes outside of the ring and near the commentary table. The fans are wondering what he is beginning to do, but then the camera shows Rollins holding up high a steel chair in his hand.
Tazz: Get that out of his hands he is trying to hurt Tyson Kidd.
Rollins smiles as he looks at Natalya who is pleading him not to do it. Rollins just moves out of the way from Natalya. Natalya goes as she grabs the chair. Rollins goes as he lets go of the chair, and Natalya falls down. Rollins looks at Natalya all angry, and he ends up going to look under the ring, and instead he finds a barbwired two by four underneath the ring instead. Rollins speaks to Natalya: “This will work betterâ€. The fans cheer like crazy at the sight of this.
Joey Styles: Bah Gawd I didn’t know this was the Extreme Championship match!
Rollins goes as he enters the ring with the two by four in his hand when all of a sudden Vince Russo appears on the titantron and the fans begin to boo.
Vince Russo: Seth I love it. Love the brutality and all, and you know I notice Raw, and Smackdown they have had a lot of brutal matches going on tonight, and I was just thinking since you’re all angry, and you want to get your revenge on Tyson Kidd, how about this. Starting right this instance this match is now a no disqualification match.
Russo disappears from the screen as the fans cheer and Rollins smiles with a big smile.
Joey Styles: This must be the smartest move that Russo has done since becoming General Manager.
William Regal: I would have to agree with you there mate
Rollins is threatening with the weapon in his hand when all of a sudden the crowd is giving a mix reaction with what is going. All of a sudden we see a man who looks familiar enters the ring behind Seth Rollins.
Joey Styles: That is Chris Masters!
Rollins is about to his the two by four of barbwire right on Kidd, but all of a sudden gets locked up in the master lock as the fans boo like crazy. Rollins is being twisted and turned as his body ends up going limp and Masters throws him to the ground. Tyson Kidd smiles as Masters help him up in the middle of the ring. Kidd goes as he picks up Seth Rollins and he smiles at him. Kidd goes as he hits the code blue right on Seth Rollins. Rollins falls to the ground as Kidd goes for the cover.
Joey Styles: This makes me sick
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Christy Hemme: Here is your winner Tyson Kidd.
Kidd’s music plays in the background as the fans boo like crazy. Natalya goes into the ring, and she hugs Kidd. Masters, Kidd, and Natalya all raise their hands in glorious victory as the fans boo like crazy at what just happened.
Joey Styles: When you think Russo finally does something right, he screws you over. This is BS
Tazz: Eh’ shut up Joey this was genius by Russo. Our man does it again. Tyson Kidd wins here and poor Seth Rollins never saw it coming.
William Regal: Kind of have to agree with both of you two in this situation here.
The ending scene shows Kidd, Masters, and Natalya all on the top ramp celebrating as Rollins is down on the ground being checked on.
The feed cuts backstage, showing a close up of a t shirt. The shirt is on the move as the camera man zooms out, showing Montel Vontavious Porter, dressed in some smart street clothes walking around the corridors backstage, his wrestling bag over his shoulder and two suitcases being dragged along side him. He seems to be searching for something.
He suddenly notices a stagehand as he slowly walks towards him. The stagehand sees MVP coming.
MVP: Excuse me, I seem to be lost, after all this is a massive massive arena. They is doors just about everywhere so would you be ever so kind and be able to point me in the direction of my luxury V.I.P Lockeroom so I can settle down and get ready for my match?
Stagehand: Sure, you follow this corridor down to the end, making sure you turn left at the end and your lockeroom is the 3rd on the right.
Thank you, hey man, you look like a nice guy, plus you just saved me a bit of time so here, call this a kind of tip for your services.
MVP fiddles around in his pocket, pulling out a wad of cash and flicking through it. The stagehand's face looks quite excited, looking at all the cash MVP has in his hand as MVP still flicks through it. He finally seems to make up his mind as he pulls a note out. The note shows that MVP is being quite generous with a $10 bill being shown. He hands it to the stagehand, stagehand seems happy enough as he picks up his suitcases again and begins to walk. Suddenly, it seems something has popped into the stage hands mind as he puts his arm out stopping MVP from continuing.
Just one other thing, just before you go, the UWF officials know that you put in a request for a V.I.P Lockeroom, they tried everything in their power to be able to provide one for you, but and this is a massive but, with Summerslam being the biggest party of the Summer and all 3 brands being here tonight, the superstar to locker ratio was 2:1 so we have had to improvise and you share your lockeroom with another superstar from another brand.
MVP's face turns sour as he doesn't seem impressed with what he was just told. He looks at the stagehand who very quickly puts the money in his pocket, showing a little bit of fear on his face.
Do you know who I am? Do you know that I am the Ballin Superstar, do you know that I am the Highest Paid Superstar in UWF today? I'm guessing the answer to that is a no because if you did know these things, I wouldn't be treated like this, you would be busting a nut to try and make me happy, you would do everything in your power to make sure I'm happy, you would do a little dance for me, you would make me coffee, hell you would even make out with the next person who walked this if I wanted you to.
MVP stops, starts breathing quite loudly as the stagehand doesn't know what to do. MVP seems to have calmed down as he looks at the stagehand once again.
You know what, I can't get distracted for my match against Christopher Daniels tonight, I need to get my revenge on him so here is what I want you to do, I'll be in that lockeroom just down the hall, I want you to do everything in your power to try and find me my own separate lockeroom okay? I don't care how you do it but I want it as quick as possible, do you hear me?
The stagehand nods his head as MVP picks up his bags once again, making his way in the direction the stagehand told him. He starts singing his theme song as he follows the corridor to the end and turning left down the hall. He slowly makes his way down it, going past 2 doors on his right before he stops in front of the 3rd door. He looks at the door, the camera spins around so it is behind MVP, showing the sign hanging on the door. The sign reads 'Montel Vontavious Porter' on the top line in bright sparkling letters with a purple background with a not so shabby sign under it reading 'Mophead'.
So they have decided to put me in the supply closet have they, by god have they screwed up big time or what.
Suddenly there is a little thud on the door, MVP seems a bit startled at this but opens the door. He opens the day and within seconds, a small tiny object is seen flying past his head, MVP does well to react so quickly as he moves his head out the way. He brings his head back up as he looks into the room, a confused look etched across his face as the camera swings around, showing Al Snow standing in the lockeroom, standing next to a table that also has his trusty side kick Head, Moppy and a big clear bucket, showing lots of little toy cars inside it. Al reaches inside the bucket, picking out a toy car and it seems he is getting ready to throw it at a figure standing in between MVP and Al. He is about to throw the toy, stopping himself as it seems he has spotted MVP standing in the door way. Al points towards MVP as the figure slowly turns around. As the figure turns around, MVP doesn't seem to believe his eyes. The figure turns around, slowly revealing that a Ironman Helmet is placed on top of the head and placed all over the body of the figure, is what can only be described as pads to help out the ladies for that particular time of the month.
What the hell is going on here?
MVP steps forward into the room, walking towards the corner locker, placing his stuff in the locker and on the floor as the figure just looks at him, well we guess looking at him as the Iron Man mask is covering the face.
Al Snow: Welcome to our lockeroom, you actually walked in on myself, Al Snow, my best friend, Head and another one of our friends Moppy, preparing the man under the mask for his match tonight. It is quite a normal thing, don't you normally prepare for your matches before hand, anyway, nice of you to knock, you nearly scarred Head half to death.
MVP looks at Al Snow weirdly, unpacking a few of his things as he shakes his head. The masked figure steps forward now, stepping closer to MVP.
???: I am going to beat Ivan Vanko tonight, I am going to defeat the bad guys and have them taste the sweet taste of justice. I will make them wish they were never born. Tell me young fellow, you claim to be the Highest Paid Superstar in the mysterious land of UWF, the ruler of all the bills but right now, you are talking to the richest man in the world, I own stark industries, I own the city, I own the country but most of all, I own everything since I am the superhero made of Iron.
You really expect me to believe you are a fictional character? What do you want me to do? Play along with this, do you know how important my match for tonight is? I haven't got time for your silly games at all.
Hold on just a second, don't you think his match isn't just as important, why the hell do you think we imported these 60 mini utes from Australia? I had to wait 1 week for all of them to arrive from Amazon, I think they might have even ripped Head off, I told him not to put his bank details online but he just wouldn't listen, he just went ahead and done it anyway, I still have no idea what I'm going to do with him but none the less, the 60 mini utes are here and I am warming him up for his Ironman Championship match, don't worry Perry, you will be the Ironman Champion after tonight.
The masked figure, obviously being Perry Saturn as Al just let off lets out a gasp, he slowly takes off his helmet, shaking his head at Al as MVP just looks on.
Perry Saturn: Al, you gave it away, now everyone knows who Ironman is, how am I going to walk the street now, I can't walk past a cat in a tree now without using my jetpacks, I can't walk past a granny crossing the street now without using my awesome armour to fend of the biggest of trucks, do you know what you have just done? Now the whole world knows who Ironman is, they isn't any secrecy for me. I can't believe you did that, how am I going to explain it all, even Moppy didn't know it was me and I am quite certain the young fellow over there didn't know it was me. Oh Al, I'm really mad at you.
I'm sorry Perry, I mean Tony, It just slipped out, oh why oh why couldn't the cat have had my tongue that time? Don't worry I'll make it up to you Perry, I'll get you an extra ice cream scoop next time we go out, how about that? I know you love your ice cream.
Only if you get the vomit flavour I like so much, I loved it that one time you found it, how come I can't find it any where?
I wish that stagehand would hurry up.
What, how can the stage have a hand? The stage isn't a person, does that mean it has legs as well? Does it also have a face, hey Head, did you hear that, maybe the stage has a Head just like you so you can become best friends and then we can play 3 player hide and seek, I'm sick of getting beat by Moppy, she is just too good.
Al Snow finishes that sentence as once again, the lockeroom door opens. The members of Mophead stop talking, Perry quickly putting back on his Helmet just in time as they look towards the door. The camera turns and shows MopHead's manager standing at the door way, drink of water in her hand as she looks at Perry.
Terri Runnels: When I said 'why don't you help Perry prepare for his match tonight', I didn't mean mess around. Look Perry, you don't know how important tonight is, you saw what Hernandez did to Al on Anarchy, you saw what LAX and Dolph Ziggler did as well, they all had perfect nights while they made us look like mugs, you need to switch on and make sure that I am walking out proud and with that championship belt around my waist, do you have that? Are you getting what I am saying? I need this title belt around my waist, I need it, I want it and you better let me have it.
Terri doesn't look happy as she looks over to her side, finally noticing that MVP has arrived, his untying his shoes as he is seen looking at Terri up and down. Terri suddenly changes to a smile and seems to blush a bit, seeming a bit nervous.
Why hello there handsome, I was wondering when you would be showing up. My name is Terri but you may call me the She Devil.
Well how you doing? I thought this UWF management couldn't be too bad placing me with just these two guys. You are one hot mamacita and you could join me anytime you want inside the V.I.P Lounge, in fact, I am quite glad I have to share this lockeroom with you, I'll make a deal with you, you go out there with your boy, watch him win that title belt, whichever one he is going for and then you come back here, get yourself ready, pour yourself a little bit of champagne, make sure to have the tv on and watch me destroy Chris Daniels, then I'll come back here and join you, showing you how true men celebrate, do we have ourselves a deal?
Just as MVP finishes talking, smiling at fixing his hair, a knock is heard on the lockeroom day. Terri and MVP don't take their eyes off each other as Al decides its a great time to throw one of those toy cars, hitting Perry on the head. The knock is heard again, it seems Terri hears it this time as she sighs, blushing before taking her eyes of MVP and opening the door. The stagehand MVP was seen talking to before is at the door now.
Excuse me Miss Runnels, is MVP around do you know?
I'm over here, what do you want?
Well Mr Porter, I have searched around for you, I have come here to tell you that I have managed to locate you a lockeroom which you asked for all to yourself and it is ready for you to use, If you would please follow me this way.
Hang on Hang on, I think you are mistaken, I am fine here and I have no idea what you are talking about? I didn't ask for a lockeroom and I am perfectly fine here, inside this lockeroom with the sexy She Devil and her friends what ever their names were again.
But Mr Port....
I don't think you understand me, I am fine here, so if you know what is smart, you will get out of here and give me and Terri some privacy. I think I need a good rub down just before my Street Fight tonight. Go, GO!!
MVP raises his voice at the stagehand as he quickly scurry's off. MVP changes his face back to a smile as he looks back at Terri. He removes the towel that he had over his shoulders as he motions for Terri to come over and take a seat next to him. Terri slowly makes her way next to MVP as they both smile, looking very happy.
Now where were we.
This is the last words we hear and the last time we see the 4 stars of UWF as the camera goes back to the ringside area, getting ready for the next match up and the biggest party of the Summer to continue.
As the camera fades into darkness and finally shows the backstage area, we see Christopher Daniels doing some last minute stretches. He finally notices the camera crew and stops what he was doing.
“The Fallen Angel†Christopher Daniels:
I assume you’re here for some final words. What could possibly be on my mind right now? Are you that idiotic to not know that right away? I’m totally prepared to go out there and show the world why I should be on the top of the ladder and MVP being on the bottom, grovelling in pain! It’s a damn crime that I have to go through all of this just to prove a simple point. I’ve been doing this for a long time, and during that time I have always been under appreciated from almost every single company I was in. Nobody could see the potential in me. UWF didn’t see it me, Dinero hardly trusted me with the Hardcore Championship and look what I did with it! I made it into something to really be remembered. If it wasn’t for me the Hardcore Championship wouldn’t be so damn popular!
So I get switched to Smackdown where they have me face off against Antonio Cesaro. I lose my belt in the stupid unification match. Ever since then I was on a steep decline in my career. That is until Money in the Bank. That should have been where I came out on top, but of course, I didn’t. I was poised for greatness, ready for that moment of pure joy. To be the holder of that briefcase meant everything! Suddenly I was suspended by that moron Desmond Wolfe because I had too much to drink in Canada, got stopped by the damn Mounties. I wasn’t even driving! But Desmond kept me on until after Money in the Bank where he booted my ass. That’s when I just cracked. For that entire time that I was gone, I plotted and schemed up every possibly way I could destroy not only Desmond Wolfe, but Smackdown!
I have already begun, I ruined the precious main event of one Smackdown, and now I’m doing what needs doing and getting rid of the filth that is MVP. Tonight I make a statement, I show everybody that I deserve everything that MVP was given! MVP may talk a big game, but at the end of the night I’ll be named Most Valuable Player!
Daniels laughs maniacally as the cameras once again fade to black.
Booker T: Now it's time for Christopher Daniels to face MVP in what should be a brutal street fight.
Michael Cole: We've just been informed that there will be no countouts in this match as well.
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Daniels walks out to a flood of boos. He doesn’t seem to notice as he walks slowly down the ramp with a cocky smile on his face. He stops about half way down the ramp to look at the crowd once and shake his head. The crowd boos even louder. This causes him to laugh loudly as he jumps into the ring awaiting MVP.
Daniels stands in the middle of the ring and waits patiently for MVP to make his presence known. The lights suddenly go out. The fans sit anxiously, asking the people next to them what is happening. The arena starts to flash gold and black lights everywhere, with some very known words inside the wrestling world ringing out over the PA system.
1,2, YOU HEAR THE CLOCK TICKING
TICK TOCK, YOUR ABOUT TO STOP LIVING,
TICK TOCK I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER ME,
TICK TOCK, BUT THE DAY DON'T HAVE NO MEMORY
I'M COMING.
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The camera focuses on the stage where a big inflatable tunnel which can now be seen, presumably being inflated while the lights were flashing on and off. The crowd rise to their feet awaiting one certain special superstar as smoke starts to escape the tunnel. The crowd aren't waiting long as the figure of MVP bursts through the flaps. He stops dead, looking around the crowd who give him a big cheer. He stops dead in his tracks, looking around, not happy at all by the looks of it as he reaches down and slaps the floor, setting off fireworks.
MVP starts to slowly makes his way down to the ring, seeing all the fans leaning over the barriers for high fives and obliges, walking past and slapping the hands much to the delight of those said fans. After giving a few fans the high fives he holds up his '305' bling bling up to the camera, yelling 'Mr 305' towards the camera. He comes towards the bottom of the ramp, stopping for a second, taking out some gum he was chewing and throws it into the crowd before he takes a little run up and slides into the ring. He doesn't waste anytime getting to his feet, running towards the ropes, bouncing off and doing his signature dance and Ballin taunt at the end.
He holds the pose for a while, smiling cockily as he lowers his arms, pointing at his chest with the fans still giving him a good reaction.
As soon as MVP goes to turn around Daniels is already charging at him with a dropkick, Daniels then quickly throw left-handed punches as Daniels gets to his feet quickly before grabbing MVP's left leg and dragging it to the middle of the ring. Daniels then drops down with an elbow drop on MVP's left leg, Daniels then repeats once more before putting more pressure to the leg but MVP is quick enough to grab Daniels in a sleeper hold. However Daniels is able to get up onto his feet quick enough as he manages to place his hands on the shoulders of MVP before dropping back to the mat delivering a jawbreaker to MVP who stumbles back a few steps as he bounces off the ropes and rushes to Daniels before flipping over Daniels whilst catching him and delivering a jawbreaker of his own. Daniels hits back to the mat as MVP gets up and instantly calls for the Ballin' Elbow Drop. MVP goes towards the ropes as he starts to do theatrics leading to the Ballin' Elbow Drop, as soon as MVP yells out "BALLIN'", Daniels is able to spring himself to his feet as he catches MVP in a crucifix pinfall but MVP escapes quickly enough as MVP rushes back to the ropes behind him as Daniels charges but MVP is able to kick him in the jaw. MVP then rushes before delivering a Facebuster Knee Smash as Daniels stumbles, MVP then goes to the ropes once more as he springs back looking for a clothesline but Daniels blocks it before turning MVP over looking for a neckbreaker but MVP escapes as MVP does another Facebuster Knee Smash, this time it sends Daniels towards the corner turnbuckle.
Booker T: Damn dawg! These two goin' at this quick!
Michael Cole: MVP seems to have the upper-hand here.
MVP rushes towards Daniels connecting with a huge running big boot. Daniels takes two steps forward before crashing to the canvas. MVP then gets onto the apron as he hops off looking for what's under the ring, MVP grabs a chair as he prepares to get onto the apron. Daniels is back up on his feet as he takes a huge right hand swing at MVP but misses as MVP prepares to hit Daniels in the head with the chair but Daniels steps up onto the second ropes before connecting with a huge enziguri which sees MVP fall off the apron as the chair goes flying over his head almost hitting a fan in the crowd. Daniels sees the opportunity as he rushes back to the opposite ropes before springing off as hard as possible as he rushes towards the other ropes where MVP is standing outside of the ring as Daniels performs a suicide dive but it's not what Daniels really wanted to do because MVP has picked up the chair and thrown it at Daniels' head as he smashes into the barricades.
Booker T: Dat one gon' give Daniels a huge headache!
Michael Cole: Quite nasty there but MVP is doing everything he can to win this!
MVP then grabs Daniels to his feet before tackling him towards the ring apron. MVP then Irish-whips Daniels to the steel steps but amazingly enough Daniels does a handstand on top of the steel steps as MVP rushes over with a low dropkick towards the steel steps but Daniels has already done a backflip over MVP whilst doing so as Daniels ends up stomping MVP in the chest in progress. Daniels then sees the chair nearby as he grabs the chair as he smashes MVP over the head with the chair several times before placing the chair on his head. Daniels then gets up on the apron as he taunts the crowd before getting up onto the top rope, Daniels is taking his time doing so as MVP slowly gets to his feet as he sets up the chair. Daniels then leaps off with a moonsault as MVP forward rolls on the floor as Daniels completely almost kills himself as Daniels' ribs crashes into the chair as Daniels stumbles back hard towards the barricade but is able to be in a standing position. Daniels holds onto his ribs in pain, MVP turns around as he runs at Daniels before hitting a huge clothesline. MVP yells "COME ON" as the crowd is extremely pumped up as MVP checks under the ring as he grabs a Kendo Stick, MVP then waits for Christopher Daniels to get to his feet as MVP goes to hit Daniels in the left shoulder but Daniels stops it as he looks in angst and frustration as Daniels kicks MVP in the abdomen section before lifting MVP in a side-slam suplex except Daniels drops MVP on the apron! MVP then bounces off the apron as Daniels catches him and connects with a Reverse STO as MVP's face hits the barricade. MVP's head is resting over the barricade, Daniels grabs his legs as he looks for a wheelbarrow suplex and connects as MVP hits his head on the apron this time.
Booker T: Daniels is starting to show his anger here, this ain't pretty!
Michael Cole: What do you expect in a match like this Booker!
Daniels grabs the kendo stick as he begins hitting MVP in the back several times before pushing MVP back into the ring. Daniels looks for a pin.
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KICK OUT!
Daniels cannot believe MVP has kicked out as Daniels is quite cocky and believes this one is over. Daniels hooks MVP in a double-underhook position preparing for the Angels Wings however MVP is able to counter as he quickly grabs Daniels' arm as he locks him with the TTB hold but Daniels forward-rolls as he turns around before hooking MVP around the head as Daniels lifts him up in a vertical-suplex position but MVP delivers a knee to the head of Daniels twice as Daniels looks to lose his position. MVP then is able to get back to his feet as MVP knees Daniels in the chest as Daniels' crouches as MVP wraps a leg over Daniels' head looking for the Playmaker but Daniels isn't giving up yet as he grabs the leg of MVP as Daniels has him in a powerbomb position however Daniels is running as he throws MVP connecting with a Turnbuckle Powerbomb as MVP stumbles foward towards Daniels as Daniels then kicks MVP in the abdomen section but before he can hook the double underhook hold to perform the Angels Wing, MVP back kicks and low-blows the referee!
Booker T: WUT DA HAYELL?!
Michael Cole: It's all legal in this street fight, MVP is using tactics here!
Daniels looks towards the referee but as he does that MVP does a roll-up from behind as the referee makes the count.
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KICK OUT!
Daniels quickly slides out of the ring as he grabs the Kendo Stick unbeknownest to MVP as MVP slides out of the ring only to be attacked with the Kendo Stick. Daniels wraps the Kendo Stick around the throat of MVP before doing a Reverse STO. Daniels looks under the ring once again as he grabs a box full of weapons as he places it in the ring, Daniels walks over to the commentary table as he rips off the TV Screen as he holds it as he rushes over to MVP. However MVP has recovered as MVP counters quickly with an overhead back to belly suplex towards the steel steps as Daniels crashes into the steel steps! MVP grabs Daniels as he hooks the leg over his head as MVP connects wih the Playmaker as Daniels face smashes into the steel steps as Daniels is now busted open!
Booker T: Now Daniels is busted open!
Michael Cole: I wonder if MVP is going to bleed at some stage!
MVP grabs the steel steps as he smashes it on Daniels' right shoulder/arm as Daniels withers in pain. MVP then grabs Daniels as he rolls him back into the ring, MVP then lifts Daniels to his feet as MVP looks him straight in the face as MVP yells "It's OVER"! MVP then goes for Play Of The Day and connects as MVP quickly goes for the pinfall.
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KICK OUT!
Booker T: You've got to be kiddin' me dawg!
Michael Cole: Like me, I am shocked! Even the crowd thought this one was over! Daniels has still got it in him!
MVP is absolutely furious, he looks at the box of weapons as he finds thumbtacks as he pours it in the middle of the ring. MVP also grabs barbed wires and places them with the thumbtacks as he grabs Daniels before kicking him in the ribs. MVP then does a double-underhook hold.
Booker T: It looks like MVP is goin' to do Daniels' Angel Wings 'ere!
MVP then looks to perform the Angels Wings but Daniels is staying put as he manages to knee MVP in the abdomen section before MVP lets go of his left arm as Daniels places him in a wrist-lock before grabbing MVP around the waist as Daniels looks for a German Suplex but MVP blocks it as MVP spins around but Daniels kicks MVP in the crotch as Daniels laughs before hooking MVP's leg as he has MVP in a Fisherman's position but Daniels laughs even more manically as Daniels connects with a Fisherman's Buster as MVP lands on the barbed wires and thumbtacks as MVP withers in pain as he is able to roll out of the ring. Daniels is pissed off as he slides out of the ring as he sees two tables near the entrance stage as he rushes there and sets them up on the stage, Daniels then rushes back down to check under the ring as he grabs another table and sets it on top of the two tables already set up. Daniels then looks at MVP who is still unconcious as Daniels grabs MVP and gets him to his feet as he drags him backstage as the crowd is confused.
Booker T: Where da hayell Daniels takin' MVP?
Michael Cole: I wouldn't have a clue, not even we know because the camera man has apparently been taken out!
The crowd waits anxiously, after a minute we see Daniels has dragged MVP to the top of the titantron.
Booker T: HOLY SH-
Michael Cole: PLEASE GOD NO! DON'T DO THIS DANIELS!
Daniels poses and taunts the crowd as MVP suddenly delivers a right hand punch, Daniels punches MVP but it's blocked, MVP fights back as he finds momentum but it doesn't last long as Daniels kicks MVP in the abdomen section before quickly double-underhooking the arm as Daniels tries to perform the Angels Wings but MVP once again counters as MVP turns around as Daniels grabs him in a Crossface Chickenwing hold as we hear Daniels manically laughing as Daniels continues to have MVP in a Crossface Chickenwing hold as Daniels has MVP.
Booker T: OH GOD NO! I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!
Daniels leaps off with the BME whilst having Daniels in the Crossface Chickenwing hold as both men leap off the titantron as they crash into the tables as they create a huge hole on the entance stage!
Michael Cole: GET THE EMT'S, THIS MATCH HAS TO BE CALLED OFF!
Michael Cole and Booker T instantly take off their headphones as the referee rushes to check on both men as does Cole & Booker. EMT's rush out to try check up on them as a few more EMT's rush out with stretchers... The referee holds up an X as Lillian Garcia rushes towards the referee to find out what the result is.
Lillian Garcia: The referee has informed that both men are unable to continue, this match is now a result of a NO CONTEST!
Both men are stretchered off as the crowd is suddenly quiet, we go backstage...
Homicide is backstage warming up with Hernandez when all of a sudden Konan walks in all pissed off. Konan begins to speak
Konan: This is so damn stupid. Man these el stupido gringos here in the UWF. So damn ridiculous how they are treating us I swear.
Homicide walks up to Konan and he begins to speak
Homicide: Ey, Ey holmes what is going on.
Konan: Remember how we sent a damn message to Alberto Del Rio this past Wednesday fool. Well let me tell you these people here in the UWF they don't want us to be interviewed by the normal inteviewers. No those Gringos are too afraid of getting there ass beat so we are being assigned our own person inteviewer.
Homicide: Shit man that is messed up, that is no way how you treat there ironman champion. This is ridiculous.
All of a sudden the lights go out. The fans don't know what is going on but weird coloring affects the room and this song begins to play
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fans give a cheer as Sin Cara is show entering the locker room with a microphone in his hand. Homicide, Konan, and Hernandez look on in shock as Sin Cara looks at them and he point the microphone at them. Homicide begins to speak
Homicide: Oh shit Mistico hows it going?
Homicide looks to give Sin Cara a high five but Sin Cara has the microphone in Homicide's face. Homicide begins to look at him weird
Homicide: Yo holmes what are you doing? Why do you have the mic up in my face, and where is the love?
Sin Cara goes as he puts the microphone in the face even closer to Homicide as Homicide begins to speak
Homicide: Uhh what the hell are you doing?
Konan: Ey man remember Mistico don't know what the hell English is. I think he is our new inteviewer? Is that right?
Sin Cara just puts the microphone in the face of Konan and Konan looks at him weird and Homicide just cracks Sin Cara over the head with the Ironman title.
Homicide: Man if they wanted to piss me off more then ever... they just did. Sorry Mistico no offense bro, but you can be our inteviewer all you want, but right now man I feel like they are not only disrespecting you, but disrespecting us. Giving us a damn person who just puts the microphone in our face what a damn joke. I am out of here.
Homicide leaves as Hernandez goes to Konan and he begins to speak towards him
Hernandez: Don't ya think he should have asked him in Spanish before hitting him?
Konan look at Hernandez giving him an I don't know look as they help Sin Cara up.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Christy Hemme: Ladies and gentleman the following contest is sea 60 minute Triple Threat Ironman Match and it is for the UWF Ironman Championship!
WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT, HEAD
WHAT DOES EVERYBODY NEED, MOPPY
WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT, TERRI
WHAT DOES EVERYBODY NEED, MOPHEAD
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Christy Hemme: Introducing first; from Boston, Massachusetts; weighing in at 241 pounds; he is part of Mophead: Perry Saturn!
The crowd ain't waiting a fairly long time as Perry Saturn runs out onto the middle of the stage. He stops in the middle of the ramp, Moppy in his hands as he waves to the fans with his free hand.
Perry slowly slings Moppy over his shoulder. Suddenly, the cheers get even louder as Terri Runnels is seen limping from behind the curtain as well. Saturn waits for Terri as the fans cheer the duo. Saturn lifts Terri's arm, putting it around his neck as They slowly make their way down the ramp, slowly walking around the ring until they reach the stairs.
Perry slides in the ring as Terri slowly climbs up the steps, leaving Perry in the ring to lean Moppy in the corner. He leans in and gives her a kiss as he walks around the ring, waiting for his two opponents to come out.
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Christy Hemme: And introducing his opponent; weighing in at 212 pounds; he is a member of the Latin American Xchange and the current UWF Ironman Champion... HOMICIDE!
Homicide comes out alone as he makes his way to the ring while showing off his Ironman Championship to the crowd. Homicide enters the ring as he looks at Saturn before turning his attention to the crowd and poses with the belt. He then lays low as Christy Hemme is about to announce the next competitor.
Christy Hemme: And from...
Taz: Wait a minute folks, something is happening backstage.
Styles: What a minute what's this?!
It's being shown backstage that the third competitor Dolph Ziggler is being attacked backstage by Konnan and Hernandez! Ziggler is trying hard to escape the brutal assault but Hernandez lifts up Ziggler and throws him to a set of barrels nearby as Ziggler looks to be out of it. Konnan and Hernandez takes a final look at Ziggler before heading to the ring as a bunch of EMT's come check on Ziggler.
Styles wait so is Ziggler out of the match now?
Regal: Looks like it.
vs
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Perry Saturn looks at the screen, clearly disgusted on what just happened as Homicide comes from behind and takes Perry Saturn down with an attack to the back, tripping him the back and hits some mounted punches to Saturn. Saturn tries to fight off Homicide but Homicide gets up and starts to hit some soccer kicks to Saturn, keeping him at bay while yelling at him. Konnan and Hernandez makes it to Homicide's corner as Homicide gives off a gang sign to his group before picking up Saturn and throwing him to the corner, nailing some punches and kicks to Perry Saturn. Homicide throws Saturn to the opposite corner and runs up to him as he tries to go for a crossbody but Saturn catches him midair and walks to the center of the ring. Homicide struggles to get out as Saturn starts to spin around but Homicide slips out from behind and shoves Saturn to the ropes, then runs up before Saturn can turn around and goes for a rollup pin while holding onto the ropes!
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Homicide: 1
Perry Saturn: 0
58:34 minutes left to go!
Homicide backs away with all smiles as Saturn looks really pissed off on what just happened. Saturn gets on both feet as he charges at Homicide but Homicide does a drop toe hold and kicks Saturn in the head a couple of times before backing up again. Homicide then sneers at Saturn and gives him a look as Saturn gets back up again, looking really pissed off this time as he charges at Homicide again, Homicide though ducks a clothesline from Saturn as he goes for a neckbreaker but Saturn spins around and executes the swinging neckbreaker onto Homicide! Homicide rolls around the ring while holding onto his neck as Saturn gets back up and brings Homicide to the corner where he hits some elbows to the face, then whips him to the opposite corner where he charges and hits a big running clothesline to Homicide! Homicide comes to the center of the ring where Saturn does a piledriver onto Homicide! Perry Saturn then goes down for the cover.
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Regal: Look at these thugs, thinking that they're doing something important with their lives. What a disgrace.
Saturn gets up after his beating but Homicide is already on him with a series of strikes that brings him to the ropes again. Homicide then pushes Saturn's head between the ropes as he starts to choke out Perry Saturn using that middle rope! The referee forces Homicide off eventually as Homicide backs up but then runs up to Saturn and uses the ropes to choke out Mr. Saturn again! The referee forces Homicide off again and warns him that he'll stop the match right there, Homicide doesn't show any facial expression for the warning but Hernandez starts to choke out Saturn from ringside while the referee is distracted! Hernandez eventually lets go as he walks away from the hanging Saturn as Homicide picks him and and brings him to the center of the ring, where he sets Saturn up for Da Cop Killa and nails it in the center of the ring! Homicide then rolls over as he goes for the pin.
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Homicide: 2
Perry Saturn: 0
54:46 minutes left to go!
Homicide looks pumped as he steps up and poses for the crowd as Saturn is still laying down afte the vicious move that Homicide executed. Homicide looks at the downed Perry Saturn with complete cockiness as he picks up Saturn and tries to go for Da Cop Killa again but Saturn flips behind Homicide and quickly nails a belly to back driver instead! Saturn doesn't come up right away because of the damage he's takenn but gets up as soon as Homicide is up and Saturn hits a powerful blow to Homicide, Homicide backing up as Saturn hits a running shoulder block onto Homicide. Homicide gets up as Saturn runs at Homicide again to go for a running swinging neckbreaker but Homicide twists Saturn around as Homicide executes the Gringo Cutter onto Saturn! The crowd starts to boo loudly now as Homicide goes down for the cover again.
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Taz: Wow! Look at the big man go!
Saturn grabs a hold of Homicide and throws him back inside the ring, then takes a quick look at the downed members of the LAX before entering the ring again. Homicide is on one knee in the ring as Saturn comes from behind him and lands a snap punch to the head, then another one as Homicide goes down completely to the canvas. Homicide then tries to crawl away but Saturn lifts Homicide to his feet from the sheer power of Saturn as he lifts up Homicide and nails a body slam to the center of the ring. Homicide holds onto his back as Saturn hits a knee drop to Homicide, then goes down as he applies the Ring of Saturn onto Homicide! Homicide is moving around the ring as he tries to escape the hold. He sees that his buddies are still knocked out and are unable to help him and he can't see any way out so Homicide decides that he has to tap right now!
Ding! Ding!
Homicide: 2
Perry Saturn: 1
49:53 minutes left to go!
The crowd is popping loudly now as Perry Saturn gets up and looks at the crowd with dedicated eyes, pleased to have gained a fall in his favour. Saturn is ready to do another move until..
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Styles: It's Dolph Ziggler! He's coming back into the match!
Dolph Ziggler is coming out now with an ice pack on his head as he walks towards the ring and points to Saturn. Saturn looks at him with dead eyes as Ziggler is almost there, but Foley runs out and stops Ziggler from going any further. Foley states that Ziggler isn't going to wrestle because he has a concussion and refuses to let the injury become worse. Ziggler starts to yell at Foley and tells him that his call is bullcrap as he walks away, throwing the ice pack away and walking back through the curtains.
Styles: Mick Foley just told Dolph Ziggler that he's unable to compete in the Ironman match!
Regal: What a load of tosh, a man should compete in a match if he desires to do so!
Saturn looks at Foley but gets turned around as Homicide nails the Gringo Cutter onto Saturn! Homicide doesn't care that Ziggler is gone as he picks up Saturn and goes for a T-Bone Suplex! Homicide sees that his homies are back up as he goes down and tries to get Saturn into the STF but Saturn breaks free and transitions the STF into the Ring of Saturn! Homicide starts to freak out almost immediately but sees the ropes nearby and grabs a hold of them, subjecting the ropebreak rule as Saturn is forced to let go of the Ring of Saturn!
Taz: Nice strategy from Homicide right there, making sure that he has a backup plan always.
Homicide cowards by the corner as he tries to comfort his wounds but Saturn drags Homicide to the center of the ring, where he hits some mounted punches to the champ before bringing him back up to his feet and punches him in the gut. Saturn knees Homicide several times in the midsection, then in the head once as Homicide bends over as Homicide moves around the ring. Homide goes by the ropes and checks his face for blood but Saturn grabs Homicide by the head and smashes it onto the turnbuckle nearby. Homicide looks stunned as Saturn puts Homicide onto the top turnbuckle as he climbs the ropes, sets up Homicide in the suplex position as he lifts up Homicide and nails the Superplex from the top rope! A sickening 'thud' can be heard as both Konnan and Hernandez looks slightly worried as both Homicide and Saturn aren't moving, but Saturn slowly crawls towards Homicide as he covers the shoulders...
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Ding! Ding! Ding!
Styles: Wait what?
Regal: It's only be exactly 15 minutes.... who stopped the clock?
Vince Russo: Hello dear UWF Faithful.
Styles: Oh of course....
I noticed earlier that Mick Foley took it upon himself to remove Ziggler from the match earlier on, and quite frankley I'm getting bored of this match due to the lack of Dolph Ziggler so I'm officially stopping the match at fifteen minutes into the match. Oh looks like that's time's already up. Sorry Perry Saturn but it looks like that you lose this round. But please try again.
Ladies and Gentleman, under the order of Co-GM Vince Russo; Your winner of the match and STILL UWF Ironman Champion.... The Notorious 187, HOMICIDE!
Saturn releases Homicide from the Ring of Saturn as he yells at the titantron. Russo's shot leave the titantron as Saturn gets pissed off but Konnan and Hernandez enters the ring and takes down Perry Saturn and begin the gang beatdown. Terri is yelling at both men to stop from ringside as Hernandez picks up Saturn and feeds him to Konnan where Konnan does the DDT onto Saturn! Konnan gets up and yells at Saturn as he picks up Saturn himself and feeds it to the big man Hernandez, where Hernadez does the Border Toss onto Perry Saturn! Homicide gets up as all three men starts to beat down on Perry Saturn! The crowd pops though as Al Snow comes running in with the chair as all three men book it as Snow comes running in and looks pissed off. Homicide bails onto the stage and holds his Ironman title up as Snow and Terri both check up on Saturn as the camera goes to somewhere else
The cameras are outside of the arena showing the fans who have turned up but not been able to make it in to the sold out show as we hear JR's voice-over;
JR: We are sold out in Tampa Bay Florida tonight. The atmosphere is electric both inside AND outside of the arena as fans from all over the country flock here for the biggest party of the summer!
Piper: Why would you come here without a ticket? These people are idiots.
JR: It's passion Hot Rod, good ol' passion. The UWF is on fire right now and everybody wants to be a part of it. These great fans have come down here to soak up the atmosphere in what is sure to be another amazing night. Maybe hoping to catch a glimpse of their favourite superstar or watch the whole show in a local bar, it's a party Hot Rod! And I gotta say- what a minute... is that?
JR's attention has suddenly been drawn to The Miz, standing outside the arena surrounded by UWF fans
Piper: Urgh. What's HE doing here? You're not booked! Get outta here ya loser!
While Piper yells at no one in particular The Miz notices that the cameras are approaching him, he signals to the fans around him to get their attention
Miz Hey everybody look! We're on TV! MIZ TV! MIZ TV! MIZ TV!
And with that the fans join in his chant until he begins to shush them
Miz Okay, okay, okay, back to business. Roll up! Roll up! Roll up! Get your 100% gen-yoo-ine, awwwww-thentic, limited edition aaaaaaand completely free new Miz t-shirt!!
The Miz has a cardboard box at his feet that he is pulling t-shirts from and handing them out to the ecstatic fans around him. In the intervening time Josh Matthews has appeared alongside the camera crew, mic in hand.
Josh: Uh, Miz! Miz!
Miz Ah Josh, my man! Can I interest you in a t-shirt? Made them myself
Josh: Miz, why are you out here handing out free t-shirts?
Miz Well Josh, a funny thing happened to me today. I was looking at the UWF.com website as I tend to do from time to time, and I couldn't help but notice that there was no longer any "Miz" merchandise available in the store. Now I'm sure that it was just an "honest mistake" by the powers-that-be but rather than complain about it and cost some poor dude or dudette their job I decided to take matters into my own hands. Last thing I wanna have on my conscious is a load of Mizfits walking around at Summerslam not able to buy the t-shirt that they wanted, so as a little thank you to the fans I thought I'd give them the t-shirts. For free. And what fans are more deserving than the guys who couldn't get a ticket, who couldn't afford a ticket? The UWF shouldn't just be for the guys with the big wallets, it should be for everybody. And maybe it's about time someone started looking out for those fans, they've looked out for me and now it's time for me to return the favour. Tonight is just the beginning...
The other reason I wanted to do this was to make sure that everyone knew that I was still around and while I may be public enemy #1 at the moment I wouldn't be going anywhere. That rumours of my demise were greatly exaggerated. In other words, as the t-shirts say, "MIZ LIVES"
The Miz holds up the t-shirt so that the cameras can see it
Miz (Starting another chant amongst the fans around him) MIZ LIVES! MIZ LIVES MIZ LIVES!
While the chant continues around them Miz leans in to Josh's mic so he can be heard
Miz Now if you excuse me Josh I'm off to grab a decaffeinated beverage and enjoy the rest of the greatest show of the summer. See y'all on Raw!
And with that the camera switches back ringside where Roddy Piper is shaking his head
JR: Well Hot Rod, it appears The Miz lives.
Piper: "Miz Lives"? Urgh, kill ME.
Justin Roberts: The following contest is an Inferno match and it is for the UWF Hardcore Championship!
[video=youtube;X3-H5jGoags]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3-H5jGoags[/video]
The crowd lets out a mixed reaction as "Superbeast" by Rob Zombie hits the PA system. After a few moments, Vampiro emerges and heads toward the ring.
JR: This match is by far one of the most dangerous matches ever concieved by man: an Inferno match.
Piper: Someone is getting set on fire! I love it, Ross!
As Vampiro enters the ring, the next theme begins to play.
MMMMMIIIIISSSSSSSTEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR KENNNNNNNEDDDDDDDYYYYYYY!!!!
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.......KENNNNNNEDDDY!!!!!
Airbourne song “Turn Up The Trouble†starts playing on the PA System. Mr. Kennedy walks out from behind the curtain as the lights go down. Mr. Kennedy is wearing his classic “Talk Loud, Hit Harder†shirt as he has his new Hardcore Championship around his waist. He raises his hand up in the air as the microphone comes down from the ceiling of the arena on stage.
Mr. Kennedy: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls people of all ages. You should all direct your attention to either the entrance stage or the titantron and give a nice welcome to the man who hails from Green Bay, Wisconsin, the greatest wrestler in sports entertainment history... MISSTEEEEEERRR KENNNNEEEEEDDDDYYY…
Kennedy pauses as the crowd screams "KENNEDY!" in unison. Ken then finishes it up.
Mr. Kennedy: ...KENNEDEH!
Kennedy then begins storming to the ring, never letting Vampiro out of his sight.
JR: Here comes the current champion Mr. Kennedy and he looks to be ready to go here tonight.
Piper: He better be, Ross! He won't just lose the match and title if he does lose. He'll be set on fire!
As Kennedy reaches the ring and enters it, another theme breaks in.
TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!
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The crowd erupts as the UWF COO and SmackDown superstar Triple H's music begins to play. After a few bars, Hunter emerges with a microphone and addresses both men in the ring.
JR: It's The Game!
Piper: Isn't he supposed to be on SmackDown?!
JR: He's the COO! He can go wherever he wants!
Triple H: Guys, before you two get started trying to set each other on fire, I just wanted to come out here and sweeten up the deal here. You see, the SmackDown General Manager Zack Ryder said that he's signing a champion away from either RAW or Anarchy to SmackDown. Well, Zacky boy, I'm sick and tired of waiting so I'm gonna make your decision for you. Whoever wins this match and becomes Hardcore Champion, you will be heading over to SmackDown!
JR: What?!
Piper: Well, things just got a little more interesting here!
Triple H drops his microphone and heads to the back as the ringside employees ignite the flames around the ring. After that is done, the bell sounds and this one is underway.
DING!
DING!
DING!
Kennedy and Vampiro circle the ring as the flames are coming up. They lock up with Kennedy backing Vampiro into the corner. Kennedy grabs Vampiro's foot and tries to shove it into the fire but Vampiro fights off by connecting a few shots to Ken's temple. Kennedy backs off as Vampiro hits him with a clothesline. Vampiro then begins stomping away at Kennedy.
JR: These two wasting little time in getting physical.
Piper: Damnit I wanna see someone get lit on fire!
Kennedy rolls out of the way but almost rolls straight into the fire. Kennedy catches himself but not before Vampiro goes on the attacking, trying to shove Kennedy into the flkames. Kennedy holds onto the ropes for dear life as Vampiro gives up. Kennedy rolls back to the center of the ring. Vampiro lifts him to his feet but Kennedy counters and begins exchanging right hands with Vampiro. With every hit, the flames get higher. Vampiro gets the upper hand and sends Kennedy into the ropes. Vampiro hits Kennedy on the rebound with a knee to the gut, sending Kennedy flipping over his knee and to the mat.
JR: Vampiro thus far in control!
Piper: This is his domain, Ross! He feels at home!
Vampiro then slaps on a sleeper hold. Kennedy is slowly fading as Vampiro wrenches it in. Vampiro tries to choke Kennedy right out but Kennedy fights. He begins to come back to life, shaking his fists and fighting his way to his feet. He eventually does and begins punching Vampiro in the midsection. As Vampiro doubles over in pain, Kennedy runs off the ropes and, as he comes back, grabs Vampiro by the hair and slams him face first down to the mat with a big facebuster. Kennedy then rolls Vampiro towards the flames.
JR: This could be it!
Piper: C'mon fire!
As Vampiro reaches the flames, the heat wakes him up and he grabs onto the ropes. Kennedy is using his boot to shove Vampiro into the fire but Vampiro connects with a few kicks to Kennedy's gut. Kennedy then backs up as Vampiro gets back to his feet. Vampiro then grabs Kennedy and plants him with a big suplex. The flames then get higher than they have been. Vampiro then picks Kennedy up to his feet. Vampiro then grabs Kennedy in a Tombstone position.
JR: Tombstone! Can he hit it?
Piper: This could knock Kennedy out right here.
At the last second, Kennedy wiggles out and ends up behind Vampiro. Kennedy turns him around and kicks him in the gut. He then plants Vampiro down with a DDT. The flames are still higher than they have been in the match. Kennedy then has an idea. He flips Vampiro over and grabs his left leg. Kennedy slaps on a half boston crab on Vampiro as he screams in pain.
JR: Kennedy pulling out a rare submission move.
Piper: It's a smart move, actually. He can't fight being thrown into the fire if he's out cold!
Kennedy wrenches in the hold as Vampiro desperately tries to break free. Vampiro eventually gets a good footing with his other leg and ends up powering out, pushing Kennedy off of him. Ken goes stumbling forward and almost straight into the fire. Kennedy ends up in the corner. Vampiro runs over and connects with a clothesline to Kennedy, dropping him back down to the mat. Vampiro begins to limp a little.
JR: Vampiro feeling the effects.
Piper: Geez! Someone get set on fire already!
JR: How can you just love the idea of that?
Piper: How can you not, Ross?
Vampiro lifts Kennedy back up to his feet and goes for another suplex. This time, Kennedy counters and hits a suplex of his own onto Vampiro. Kennedy gets back to his feet and begins to stalk Vampiro.
JR: Kennedy looking to end this thing right here!
As Vampiro slowly gets to his feet, Kennedy catches him and plants him down with a Mic Check!
JR: MIC CHECK!
Piper: Is this gonna be it?!
Kennedy looks down at Vampiro and starts rolling him toward the flames. As he gets to the ropes, almost out of instinct, Vampiro grabs the rope. Kennedy begins shoving his boot into Vampiro's back, trying to get him into the flames. Kennedy eventually gives up as Vampiro pulls himself up. Vampiro then advances towards Kennedy. Kenendy goes to throws a punch but Vampiro blocks it. In one motion, Vampiro has Kennedy in his arms ready for a Tombstone. As he's about to plant him, the lights go out, leaving only the flames.
JR: What is going on here?!
After a few brief moments.....
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The gongs are heard throughout the arena as the crowd goes crazy.
JR: COULD IT BE?!
Piper: Ross, I'm getting goosebumps!
After the gongs are done, the fog rolls in and the crowd is covered in a purple hue. Then, the "Phenom" himself The Undertaker appears on the stage, looking down at the ring.
As Taker stands there, Vampiro has dropped Kennedy and just stares out towards The Undertaker. The crowd is going crazy as Vampiro and The Undertaker have a staredown. Just at that moment, Kennedy gets to his feet and grabs Vampiro by the torso and head. He runs and tosses Vampiro over the top rope. As he soars over, his arm lands right in the fire and goes up in flames. Ringside employees surround Vampiro and extingsuish the flames right away as the bell sound.
YOUR WINNER AND STILL UWF HARDCORE CHAMPION, MR. KENNEDY!!
JR: Mr. Kennedy remains Hardcore Champion and moves over to the blue brand!
Piper: But what was with The Undertaker coming out?
Vampiro grabs his arm on the outside and clutches it tight as The Undertaker walks to the back. Vampiro begins to laugh as we fade into the next segment.
We see Chris Jericho at the backstage. Renee Young is there.
Renee Young: Chris Jericho, you have a match against Internet Champion Drew McIntyre and the man who you have some issues recently. What are your thoughts about the match?
Chris Jericho: Typical question from you Renee. Don't get me wrong. I really enjoy and like your questions. They are as beautiful as you but aren't they a bit classic? A bid old-fashioned? Because my question is really predictable, "I want to beat both of them and I want to become the new Internet Champion"... I mean who doesn't want to win a title match, especially if they worked so hard for that, and I did. From the day one I busted my a** to be a champion here on UWF. N-X-T or SmackDown, I gave my all in every match that I am involved in. But everytime I failed to earn the chance of being a champion. I failed to win when I was in a four way contender match for NXT Title. I failed when I lost to Kurt Angle at Wrestlemania. But at last, I finally, finally accomplished my goal, I became a champion once again! I won a championship that I have never earned. A championship where the heart and the will most mattered. I became the X Division Champion. But unfortunately it lasted only five minutes because of a moronic decision by a moron General Manager called Zack Ryder. He decided to put me in a title unification match against THE Brian Kendrick. That was a historic match in UWF career, I am damn sure and I am still damn proud of being a part of it. I came up a little short as I lost. Brian impressed me. He raised my eyebrow with his performance, I have to admit, I didn't expect it from him, I appreciated that. I wanted to show my appreciation to him but he got me wrong and he got distracted which caused him lose the title to Drew McIntyre. He accused me for being a liar. That is a false accusation which caused a huge temper and tension between me and Brian, and Drew really enjoyed it because that was an advantage for him but at last SmackDown we showed him that we only fight to get that championship, not to get revenge. This is the history of this match and winning that title is the only thing in my mind, because we, the professional wrestlers live to become a champion!
Jericho stops and looks at somebody. Camera turns and Christian is there.
Christian: What's up my fellow Canadian? (Christian smiles, Jericho looks at him angrily) Hey, calm down. You look at me like I am the surprise fourth man addition to your match. I am here for only one thing, actually two. To say that I agree with you, we live to become a champion and that's why I made a huge change in my career. That's why I jumped from Raw to Anarchy. I needed a change, a change that will bring me something, a title. I went to Anarchy just for one thing, for that ONE...MORE...MATCH! The match that will make me the champion I actually am!
Chris Jericho: And what's the second thing that brings you here?
Christian: Right, sorry, I forgot that. I am here to wish my best of luck because you are going to need it.
Christian offers a handshake.
Chris Jericho: Thank you but the best doesn't need any luck?
Christian: Really? Because the last time I checked, you lost to Brian Kendrick and lost your title, which caused things to come down to this.
Chris Jericho: I respect Brian, also I respect you but get this to your head, he is not the best. What happened will never happen again. It had one in a billion chance and it happened. Guess what will happen this time?
Christian: Ah, I got it. This time Drew will retain.
Chris Jericho: Funny. Christian, I am not you. I don't waste the opportunities that are given to me. I don't beg for one more matches, I don't starve for a title shot, you do. I am not the one who fails to win a title each and every single time, I am not the one who didn't win a title for last one and a half year, that is you. Now excuse me, I have a match to win!
Jericho leaves there as Christian looks bitter.
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is a triple threat match scheduled for one fall and it is for the UWF Internet Championship!
BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!
[video=youtube;U4HL8qushd8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4HL8qushd8[/video]
The crowd comes alive as the theme song of Chris Jericho blasts over the PA. The lights go out as a figure is seen walking out to the stage. His jacket lights up in familiar fashion as Y2J extends his arms out. He then turns around and heads to the ring.
Cole: Here comes Chris Jericho and you have to wonder what kind of mindset he's in here tonight!
Booker T: No doubt! I mean, he must be wanting to get the job done tonight by finally taking home that Internet Title!
As Jericho reaches the ring....
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"Man with a Plan" comes over the Pa as the fans continue to cheer. THE Brian Kendrick then prances out from the backstage area and onto the stage. He blows some kisses to the crowd as he dances down the aisle.
Cole: THE Brian Kendrick, don't let his demeanor fool you. He's as intense a competitor as you can imagine.
Booker T: Kendrick might be the smallest guy in this match but he has the biggest heart!
Kendrick enters the ring and stares across the ring from Jericho. Both men refuse to back down as the last theme begins to play.
WHAT'S THAT METRONOME I HEAR?
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The cheers fade into boos as current UWF Internet Champion Drew McIntyre walks out onto the stage with a smug look on his face. He has his championship draped over his shoulder as he walks down the ramp.
Cole: And here comes the champion. Some say he stole the title away from THE Brian Kendrick.
Booker T: Of course he did, Cole. You were there. I have a bad feeling, however, that McIntyre will survive again with his championship.
As McIntyre walks up the steps and into the ring, the referee is handed the title. He lifts it up high before ringing the bell.
DING!
DING!
DING!
Kendrick starts of by dancing around in the middle of the ring, he begins to sit down and act like he is doing some yoga. All of a sudden he just gets a kick in the back, by Chris Jericho. Mcintyre goes and he kicks Kendrick in the back too, they begin to show off to each other acting as who can kick Kendrick the hardest in the middle of the ring. Kendrick goes as he rolls out of the middle of the ring. Jericho tries to chase after him, but he is already on the outside. Jericho looks on the outside, but then Mcintyre tries for a roll up.
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Jericho kicks out quick and he hits a quick dropkick right to the face of Mcintyre. Jericho goes as he picks Mcintyre up and he hits a front suplex on him. Jericho goes for the quick cover.
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No Mcintyre kicks out quick as he grabs Jericho’s arm and he gets on a nice cross face onto Chris Jericho. Jericho is screaming in pain at the hold as Mcintyre wastes no time cranking the hold in deeper and deeper. All of a sudden from out of nowhere we see Kendrick flying from the ropes and he hits a huge splash onto Mcintyre. This causes Drew to let go of the cross face. Drew gets up as Kendrick hits an awkward clothesline in the middle of the ring. Drew gets up and again and Kendrick does it again. Drew falls down as Kendrick starts to dance around the ring all cool and he begins to pump up his biceps. Kendrick goes as he drops an elbow onto Chris Jericho. Kendrick goes as to mocks Chris Jericho puts on foot on him and begins to muscle up.
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Jericho kicks out and he grabs the leg of Kendrick and he locks in a half boston crab onto Kendrick as Kendrick is screaming in pain at the hold Jericho has him put in. All of a sudden Mcintyre charges at Jericho and elbows him in the back of the head. This causes Jericho to go and lean against the ropes. Mcintyre goes as charges at Jericho. Jericho steps to the side and grabs Mcintyre and throws him over the ropes. Jericho goes as he grabs the rope and does a crossbody over the top rope to hit Mcintyre. The fans are cheering like crazy for this when all of a sudden they notice that Kendrick is on the top rope. Kendrick looks down at both men who are getting up, and he wastes no time as he hits a crossbody taking both of the men out as the fans are cheering like crazy.
Michael Cole: Oh my Brian Kendrick showing no regard for human health.
Booker T: Dis Brian Kendrick right hur is a dangerous cat, he is jus’ amazing wowzers.
Kendrick gets up as the fans are excited during this awesome match. Kendrick picks up Mcintyre, but Mcintyre goes and he drives Kendrick right into the barricade. Mcintyre goes and he is limbering as he picks up Jericho. Jericho is thrown inside of the ring and he hits an elbow right to the face of Jericho. Jericho rolls into the ring completely at this point. Mcintyre gets in the ring as well as he awaits Jericho to get up. Jericho is up as he is hit with straight rights from Mcintyre. Drew keeps hitting him with straight rights until Jericho is leaning against the turnbuckle. Mcintyre backs up and goes to the opposite turnbuckle. Mcintyre begins to charge at Jericho but, Jericho dodges out of the way. Mcyintire gets his foot stuck up on the top of the turnbuckle as he was trying to hit a big boot on Jericho. Jericho goes and he sets up Mcintyre for the tree of woah. Mcintyre is worried of what is going to happen next as Jericho goes and he uses to feet and kicks Mcintyre straight in the face with a lethal move. Mcyintire slouches down as Jericho drag Mcintyre to the middle of the ring and makes a cover.
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No kick out by Mcintyre. Jericho can’t believe it as he goes as he begins to chop Mcintyre a couple of times. Jericho does it multiple times as the fans scream “woo†after each one. Jericho begins to get hyped up during all of this as he screams come on baby, and Mcintyre is leaning on the ropes. Jericho goes as he charges at Mcintyre, but Mcintyre ducks out of the way. Jericho is instead met with a kick to the face by Kendrick. Kendrick springboards off the ropes, and he hits a huge crossbody onto Mcintyre. Mcintyre gets up quick after that, but is getting hit with a series of hip tosses by Kenderick. Kendrick begins to hold him tight after the fourth hip toss in his arm. Kendrick has the move locked on tight as the fans begin to cheer as Kendrick looks to be in control. Kendrick is letting Mcintyre get to his base as he hits a beautiful enziguri right to the skull of Mcintyre causing him to go limp. Kendrick goes for the cover.
Michael Cole: We may have a new champion!
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No Jericho interrupts the pinfall, Jericho goes as he grabs Kendrick by the head, and hits a swinging neckbreaker on him. Jericho goes as he looks at both. Mcintyre and Kendrick who are laying on the ground. Jericho goes as he lines up Mcintyre’s body with Kendricks. Jericho goes and he bounces off the ropes and attempts the Lionsault.
Booker T: What in Da Hell is Jericho Thinkin hur!
Jericho attempts the move and it lands on Mcintyre square but he gets caught by Kendricks knees which causes Jericho to not even go for a cover but hold his knee instead of the pain that it has caused. Kendrick goes as he looks at Jericho’s knee that it is hurting, and he begins to target it. The fans are giving a mix reaction since Jericho is there man. Jericho is holding onto his knee as Kendrick begin to apply pressure by applying a knee lock onto it. The fans are clapping hoping Jericho breaks out of the hold. Jericho though despite the pain manages to sit up, he begins punching Kendrick a couple of times, causing Jericho to get a little bit of momentum. The momentum swings as Jericho gets up as he grabs both of Kendricks legs and attempts the Walls of Jericho.
Michael Cole: Jericho is attempting the Walls!
Jericho is trying his hardest to turn Kendrick over, but Kendrick manages to get one leg free and kick the bum knee of Chris Jericho. Jericho is forced to let go of the hold. Jericho though falls to his knees, as Kendrick dances around him. Kendrick goes and bounces off the ropes and he hits a rolling neckbreaker on to Chris Jericho. Jericho is down, but as Kendrick looks at Jericho Mcintyre comes in with a big boot right onto the skull of Brian Kendrick. Kendrick falls as Mcintyre goes to pin Jericho.
Michael Cole: Oh you gotta be kidding me Mcintyre is going to steal the win here.
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No kick out by Jericho. Mcintyre can’t believe this. So Mcintyre goes to the body of a down Kendrick and goes for the cover.
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No Kendrick kicks out. Mcintyre is irate that they have both kicked out when they looked down for the count. Mcintyre goes as he begins to pummel Brian Kendrick with his fist, he then attacks the knee of Chris Jericho. Mcintyre goes and he picks up Jericho, and he throws him outside of the ring. Mcintyre picks up the body of Kendrick and he kicks him in the gut, and he has him in place.
Booker T: Bizzness is about to picks up!
Mcintyre has the future shock DDT locked in but as he is looking to hit it Kendrick legs sweeps him. Mcintyre ends up getting back up. Kendrick though grabs the head of Mcintyre as the fans think slice bread is going to happen. Kendrick runs to the turnbuckle, and as he moves up the ropes Mcintyre holds on the turnbuckle post. Kendrick ends up landing on his feet, and Mcintyre ends up kicking him in the gut and hits a huge future shock DDT. Mcintyre ends up going for the pin.
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No Chris Jericho ends up coming out of nowhere making the save. Kendrick rolls out of the ring, and Mcintyre gets up as he looks at the injured Jericho. Mcintyre kicks Jericho in the knee the we saw was bum. He locks Jericho’s head into the future shock DDT. Jericho though squirms out of the hold. Jericho flip Mcintyre’s arm around and then grabs the head of Mcintyre. With his one good knee he brings Mcintyre’s face right down to it, and hits the codebreakers.
Michael Cole: Codebreaker!
Jericho goes for the cover.
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Winner and New Internet Champion Chris Jericho!
Michael Cole: Chris Jericho has done it. He has finally won the internet championship of the world!
Booker T: After many months trying to redeem himself after losin’ to Kendrick hes finally has dun it hur tonight at Summerslam.
Fans cheer as Jericho music plays in the background, and he holds the internet championship held high. Jericho smiles as he ends up making his way up the ramp holding the title above him. Mcintyre recovers and he looks upset at what has just happened. Jericho goes onto smile at Drew, and saying: “I am the best in the world at what I doâ€. Drew is obviously upset at this, and Jericho holds the title up high as Summerslam goes somewhere else
Backstage we see the 3 Live Kru, including Rey Mysterio, R-Truth and BG James are all hanging out on a desk as they talk about Summerslam
Rey Mysterio: So what do we do here guys?
BG James: See Rey, this is where we make fun of everyone and crack jokes; y'know just have a good time before we see Ron Killings getting his ass kicked by that white piece of trash.
R-Truth: Hey come on; at least I have a match tonight while you two are stuck back here twiddling your thumbs.
James: Keep talking man or this may be the 2 Live Kru by the end of the night.
Truth: Pfft yeah ok man. Just remember that I've been here the longest so far.
Mysterio: Yeah, didn't you get your ass kicked by AJ Styles on your return match in the UWF?
James: Awww hell yeah I love this guy!
Truth: Nah man that guy is annoying as hell; this whole 'lone wolf' bullcrap is making me sick to my stomach.
James: Is that why he kicked your ass on your debut match on RAW?
Truth: Nah man that guy is a complete cheater, I swore he was juicin' before our match because I watched the tape of our match and I'm pretty sure...
Mysterio: ..pretty sure that he totally kicked your ass that night.
Truth: WHAT? Tell me why I shouldn't kick your midget ass right now Lil' Rey?
Mysterio: Because I actually beat AJ Styles on my return match on RAW, and also I'm the most loveable guy in the 3 Live Kru right now.
Truth: Smart ass... well anyways I'm not too sure if AJ can beat James Storm, I think he's too much for 'The One' to handle.
James: Redneck against dipshit, that should be a hoot to watch!
Truth: Yeh man, just like that Cody Rhodes vs Dean Ambrose! Man THAT should be fun to watch, I can't wait for that one.
Mysterio: Planning on watching that at the hospital dawg after Cena's done kicking your ass?
Truth: Nah Rey, I'm planning on watching that at the hospital after I'm done kicking your ass!
Mysterio: Sure mano, whatever you say...
???: What the hell is going on?!
The camera pans to see Stephanie McMahon coming into what appears to be her office.
Stephanie McMahon: Why are you guys drinking and smoking cigars in my office?!
Truth: Uhh....
James: Because...
Mysterio: We love you....?
Stephanie: ...GET OUT!
James: Whoa hold on there sister...
Stephanie: I SAID OUT NOW!!!
The 3 Live Kru bails from the room as Stephanie throws a liquor bottle at them off camera, then sits down as he puts her head on the desk and screams out in frustration from the 3 Live Kru making a mess out of things.
Justin Roberts: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the UWF European Championship!
[video=youtube;I5ceMTj24SQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5ceMTj24SQ[/video]
UWF European Champion John Cena’s entrance music blares out of the speakers, and the crowd bursts in thunderous boo’s. After the vocals kick in, Cena slowly makes his way out on the stage, soaking in the boos from the fans. Cena looks into the camera with a smirk, as he makes his way down the entrance ramp.
JR: Here comes John Cena, who has a record three title matches here tonight.
Piper: This guy is a machine and mark my words, Ross: He will be World Heavyweight Champion!
As Cena slides into the ring and holds up his European Championship....
Beware, coming for you!
Its the remix!,
3 live kru,
still gettin rowdy,
oh ien say,
oh you didnt know?
we the 3LK!
[video=youtube;G5vakSLd7EQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5vakSLd7EQ[/video]
The crowd pops as the 3 Live Kru theme is being played as R-Truth enters on the stage and starts to freedance to his theme song, then strides down the ring alone without BG James or Rey Mystero coming down with him. R-Truth looks at Cena as he slides into the ring and poses for the crowd, then dances around the ring as he seems to be enjoying it. R-Truth then skilly turns around to Cena and glares at him.
JR: From the 3 Live Kru, here comes R-Truth! Can he upset Cena here tonight?
Piper: If his wrestling abilities are anything like his rapping abilities, I say not!
The referee holds the European Championship high into the air. He then hands it over to the timekeeper and then signals for the bell.
Ding Ding Ding
The bell rings and the crowd is on their feet for this hot contest scheduled for the European Championship. Cena has a smug look on his face even though he suffered a loss already tonight, but its ok as he is now focused on maintaining the European Title in his 2[SUP]nd[/SUP] of 3 big match ups. Truth’s allies in the 3 Live Kru are cheering him on and getting him jacked up for this big time match up. Truth and Cena proceed to start with an elbow to collar tie up, surprisingly Truth is able to throw Cena into a headlock. Both men have a lot of experience but perhaps Cena is already more tired than he is letting on. Cena manages to counter out of the headlock with an arm wrench before grabbing Truth and sending him to the mat with a headlock takedown. Truth gets up and Cena goes for a clothesline but Truth ducks it and immediately hops outside of the ring to readjust his strategy. BG and Rey immediately begin giving him advice as Cena shakes his head in disgust. “You wanted a fight, I ain’t got all night!†Cena shouts to Truth.
JR: Well it looks like unlike the Tag Title match that Cena actually gives a damn about this match.
Piper: The tag titles against General Manager Randy Orton’s best efforts are a joke JR. Cena knows that. The Board of directors would rather have the European and World Champion on their pay roll and that’s what they are going to get here tonight.
Truth gets back into the ring and Cena and Truth again circle looking to tie it up and as Cena gets close Truth unloads with a big kick to the gut. Truth than drives his elbow into the back of Cena’s head after which Cena takes refuge in the corner, but Truth is on him kicking him in the gut again and again and again. Truth whips Cena out of the corner, but Cena counters sending Truth into the turnbuckle, Truth bounces off and Cena continues off the ropes and plants Truth to the mat with a bulldog. Cena is going to go for the cover but Truth manages to roll out of the ring again.
Piper: Look at that coward Truth, he keeps getting out of the ring just as Cena is about to cover him.
JR: Truth is very fortunate to be able to get out of the ring Hot Rod seeing as how Cena has dominated him here in the early going.
James and Mysterio check on Truth and help him back up to his feet, telling Truth he needs to get on Cena harder. Truth shakes his head before heading back into the ring. As they do the crowd gets fired up chanting “Cena sucks! Cena sucks! Cena Sucks!†Cena just ignores them before calling for another tie up. As they go Truth tries again to kick Cena, but Cena catches it and laughs. “You really think I’m going to fall for the same thing twice, you must be high!†Cena shouts at Truth, which just fires the challenger up as he leaps up into the air and nails Cena with an enziguri. The impact sends the Champion to his knees as Truth sends a big right hand into Cena’s face. Cena gets up staggered and falls into the ropes. Truth immediately goes on the offensive sending Cena whipping off the ropes. R-Truth however bows a split second early and Cena drives his foot into Truth’s chest. Truth sits up holding his chest in pain and Cena flicks him off. Cena heads off the ropes expecting Truth to be down and out, but the Challenger is not, instead he is able to counter and use Cena’s momentum to send Cena crashing to the mat with a powerslam. The crowd explode into cheers as Truth goes for the cover.
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Cena kicks out!
JR: First cover of the match up and indeed it is a good one by the challenger.
Piper: Cena needs to stir clear of moves like that, with a match to go he needs to be extra cautious of how much damage he takes.
Truth stands up and looks fired up, which gets the crowd fired up as well as he waits for Cena to get to his feet. The crowd cheer for as soon as Cena gets to his Truth kicks Cena hard in the gut. Truth bounces off the ropes looking to go for the scissors’ kick but Cena moves out of the way. The crowd is quite unhappy about this as Truth lands funny. This leads to Cena kicking Truth in the gut and setting him up and sending him crashing to the mat with a fisherman’s suplex. Cena holds onto the hold hoping to get the three count.
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Truth kicks out!
JR: I can’t believe Cena was able to stir clear of that dangerous scissor’s kick.
Piper: How about that fisherman’s suplex JR? Now that is a thing of Beauty.
Cena shakes his head clearly having wanted to end the match right then and there only for it not to be. The Corporate European Champion isn’t going to allow Truth to get back to his feet stomping right on Truth as he attempts to get to his feet. Truth gets up but is staggered from the cheap shot, and Cena uses his massive fist to knock Truth down to the mat. Truth gets up and Cena nails him with a big clothesline that knocks the rapper to the mat. Truth stands up again and this time the European Champion has seen enough, he grabs Truth and slams him down to the mat with a spinning powerbomb. The crowd boo as they know exactly what is coming next.
Piper: We didn’t get the pleasure earlier but we’re going to get it now. The Champ is bringing it here!
Cena has a cocky smile on his face as he leans down and throws his hand in front of his face. Cena then flicks off Truth before bouncing off the ropes looking to begin the five knuckle shuffle, it doesn’t happen however, as Mysterio reaches and grabs Cena’s foot sending Cena crashing face first down to the mat. The crowd love it as the 3 Live Kru have gotten one over on the European Champion. However the ref sees Mysterio blatantly grab Cena and immediately heads over to the 3 Live Kru on the outside and tosses them out!
JR: Oh come on ref they were just taking it to Cena, and its about time that jerk had some sort of comeupperance.
Piper: Are you kidding me JR! Truth is lucky he wasn’t disqualified, he’s getting a huge break by the official just kicking them out!
The crowd begin to boo loudly as Mysterio and James begin arguing their case with the official. Truth gets to his feet at the same time as John Cena and Truth sees his opportunity and nails Cena from out of nowhere with the What’s Up! The reverse STO knocks Cena down and out and the crowd are on their feet. However the official is still arguing with Mysterio and James. Truth screams at his partners to go allowing the official to turn and see the cover. The official gets down and begins the count.
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JR: New Champion! Truth is going to do it!
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NO!
John Cena unsurprisingly kicks out at 2!
Piper: I told you JR. John Cena always kicks out at 2!
The crowd begin to boo as they don’t like the fact the official didn’t count right away and that Cena was able to kick out at 2. Truth isn’t going to give up just yet however as he begins waiting for Cena to get to his feet. Truth has evil intentions in his eyes.
JR: Come on Kid, you can do it! Time to win yourself a championship!
Truth waits for Cena who gets up and is leaned over. Truth bounces off the ropes and goes for the Scissors’ kick again, however somehow the European Champion is able to dodge the move again. This time Truth had put everything he had into it and falls on his ass. The crowd can’t believe Cena has dodged the Scissors’ kick twice, and the place goes into an uproar as Truth gets to his feet, Cena grabs Truth, throws him on his shoulders and sends him crashing to the mat with a bone crushing FU! The crowd boo as Cena falls on top of Truth!
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JR: Ah no! Dammit!
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Piper: The Champ strikes again JR!
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Here is your Winner and STILL UWF European Champion: John Cena!
JR: Dammit, it looks like John Cena will walk out of Summerslam with at least one Championship.
Piper: The Board of directors continue to hold on to the European Championship and soon later tonight they are going to have themselves the World Championship too, all around the waist of the greatest superstar to ever lace up the boots, John Cena.
Cena sits up all smiles knowing that tonight he is going to walk away at least with one championship intact. He seems rather chipper for being taken to the limit by R-Truth. Cena stands up holding the European Title high above his head shouting. “Tonight I’m leaving with both!†Cena shouts to massive heat from the crowd.
JR: If Cena shows the grit and heart he did here, he may be telling the truth, and god help us all if John Cena becomes the Worlds Heavyweight Champion here tonight.
Cena hops out of the ring holding up the belt for all to see, but it is clear he is thinking about the big match he has coming up, his third of the night, as UWF Summerslam continues.
As Summerslam rolls on, the cameras suddenly cut to the "Icon" Sting standing in an area of the backstage where numerous black baseball bats are hanging down. Sting is not facing the camera, but is instead facing one of the bats as he begins to speak.
Tonight's the night, Summerslam is finally here. My palms are sweaty, my heart is racing, my breathing is heavy. I'm so worked up I feel like I might vomit, but don't be mistaken because I'm not afraid, I'm just really excited. I'm almost in awe of the entire situation that after so much scratching and clawing, at last I've arrived, I'm here. As I stand here and mentally prepare, I'm bracing myself for what is to come, because I know that in one night I'm going to have to fight at least ten times as hard as I have for the last two hundred plus days. Umaga, I know you meant every word that you said. When you said I'm a washed up old man that's trying to act thirty and recapture his glory, you meant it. When you said that I don't meant anything to Anarchy or the UWF and no one would notice if I left, you meant it. And especially when you told me that tonight, you intend to maim me until I can no longer get up, let alone breathe, you meant it.
But make no mistake about it. Regardless of how much it goes against my character and my morals and my beliefs, regardless of how much it contradicts my usually positive and happy demeanor, regardless of how little it actually makes me look like a hero or someone deserving of being called an icon, I meant every word that I said too. We're both more serious than we've been about anything in our careers, we're hungrier than we've ever been and are approaching this situation with more intensity than we've ever approached any other situation before and will probably approach any situation in the future. We both brought something out of each other that we didn't think we had. You were pushed and pushed and pushed until you had no choice but to address me personally and speak, and I was pushed and pushed and pushed until I dug deep down and brought out the coldness and the intensity that is my last resort mindset.
Because of all this, I know that one of us is going to get hurt. There will truly be only one of us left standing when it's all said and done, and I'm not talking about you or I staying down for a ten count while the other stands triumphantly, one of us is going to be so physically spent and have our bodies so heavily broken down that the only way we'll leave that ring or this arena is via a gurney. And even the man left standing isn't going to have it easy. Whichever of us is the Extreme Champion at the end of the night will have truly earned it, there will be no doubt in anyone's mind that the titleholder will be the better man and the true definition of the word extreme. But like I've said time and time again with the utmost seriousness and the most legitimate passion, I am going to do everything in my power to make sure I am the one holding that title at the end of the night, even if I can't physically hold it and have to have it draped over my body.
You should hope that you're the man that leaves the titleholder though, because if you do, even though I intend to keep coming back at you until I hold that belt again, who knows if that's actually going to happen, they're just plans and none of us know what the future entails until it gets here. You may never have to wrestle me again after tonight. But if I do take that belt from you tonight as I intend to do, you've got that rematch clause, which means this war between you and I continues. Which means more intensity between us, more personal shots being taken, more disrespect being shown, it'll be one of those situations that the moment you think the bad blood can't get more bitter, that's when it does. So think about that when you're heading into this match tonight, use it as motivation, and every time you're on the offensive, every time you're on the defensive, ask yourself, "Do I really want to deal with Sting for another month?"
I'll answer that question for you, you don't, but there's a strong possibility you're going to have to. I'm going to that ring knowing I'm going to be lacerated, knowing I'm going to be bruised, knowing I'm going to have muscles torn and bones broken, knowing I'm going to sweat and bleed and cry from the pain, but none of that bothers me because I know I'm going to give as good as I get and more, and that more will be what puts you down for the ten count. I know that you view tonight as the title defense that's really going to put your reign on the map, and that it's your time, but it's not your time, it's my time. All of these grown Sting fans and all of the little Stingers out there, it's their time, and combined with me, it's our time. But most of all, it's Showtime!
Sting tears one of the bats loose and walks offscreen as the fans cheer for him and the camera pans elsewhere.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Christy Hemme: Ladies and gentleman the following contest is a Last Man Standing match and it is for the UWF Extreme Championship!
The lights go out as the fans explode into excited cheering.
When a man's heart is full of deceit
it burns up, dies, and a dark shadow
falls over his soul.
From the ashes of a once great man has risen a curse,
a wrong that must be righted.
We look to the skies for a vindicator,
someone to strike fear into the black heart of the same man who created him.
The battle between good and evil has begun.
Against an army of shadows comes the dark warrior,
the purveyor of good, with a voice of silence,
and a mission of justice.
This. Is. Sting.
After a brief moment of silence and darkness, the entrance theme of the "Icon" begins to play.
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Christy Hemme: Introducing first; the challanger; from Venice Beach, California; weighing in at 250 pounds; he is the Icon.... STING!
Sting makes his way down the ramp and enters the ring, baseball bat in hand as he walks down to the ring and enters it. Sting looks to the crowd as he watches the crowd cheer for him. Then looks at the stage as he awaits for his opponent to come out.
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Sometimes you just feel tired, and you feel weak
And when you feel weak you feel like you just wanna give up
But you gotta search within you, Gotta find that inner strength
Pull that shit outta you and get that motivation to not be a punk
And not be a quitter no matter how bad you wanna just fall on your face
And collapse
Christy Hemme: And his opponent; from the Isles of Samoa; weighing in at 302 pounts; He is the Current International Champion... UMAGA!
Umaga comes out with Trish Stratus as he goes beserk to the crowd while holding onto his title, then walks down to the ring but doesn't enter the ring yet, instead he moves to where the announcer's tables are at and grabs a chair as he enters the ring with the chair, apparently ready to defend himself from Sting's potential baseball attack.
Styles: Ladies and gentleman, this match is NOT going to be for the faint of heart. I know that's the Anarchy motto but we actually mean it this time; do NOT let young children see this bout.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Umaga and Sting are both holding onto their weapons as they try to approach each other with them, but neither man wanting to get hit with each other's weapons. The referee sees this as a stalemate and forces both competitors to drop their weapons. Sting does and Umaga looks like he does but ends up charging and swinging his chair at Sting but Sting ducks it as he turns Umaga wth a couple of punches to the face, which leads to Umaga dropping the chair as Sting throws Umaga to the corner and wails on him with a series of punches to the head, then yells at him as he whips Umaga to the opppsite corner. Sting then tries to run up and go for a running clothesline but Umaga gets out of the way as Sting crashes to the turnbuckles, Umaga bounces off the ropes and hits Sting with a shoulder block that takes The Icon down completely! Umaga looks down at Sting and screams out loud as he grabs his chair and waits for Sting to get back up. Sting is crawling on his knees while trying to refocus as Umaga runs up and smacks the back of Sting as Sting crashes to the mat. Sting cries out in pain as Umaga hits a couple more shots to the back before throwing the chair away as Sting retreats to ringside.
Taz: Man what a sick dude that Umaga is. This match is going to be brutal to watch!
Regal: This is not going to be a wresting match ladies and gentleman, this is going to be a brawl.
Umaga exits the ring to follow Sting as he grabs Sting by the head and smashes it onto the steel steps nearby, temporarly stunning The Icon as Umaga then throws him onto the corner barricade nearby. Umaga then advances to Sting and hits a barrage of punches to the downed Sting as he leaves for a moment but Stratus appears and slaps Sting a couple of times. Trish looks proud of herself as Umaga comes back and throws Sting back inside the ring. Umaga enters the ring as well as Sting is moving around the ring very slowly but Umaga grabs Sting by the hair and throws him to the corner, where he hit some shots to Sting as Sting ends up sitting down by the turnbuckles. Umaga then backs up to the opposite side as he runs up and hits a running butt slam onto Sting as Sting's neck almost snaps from the impact! Sting falls to the mat as Umaga drags Sting to the center of the ring where he hits a running splash, then yells on as he looks at Sting's baseball bat and picks it up. Sting makes it to one knee as Umaga runs at Sting with the bat and goes to swing it but Sting grabs the bat with both hands, takes it away from Umaga and hits Umaga in the gut with the baseball bat! Umaga then bends over as Sting hits the back of Umaga, Umaga going down on both knees as Sting hits the back again, Umaga falling to the mat now!
Styles: Sting's going wild with that baseball bat!
Sting hits the mat hard as he's telling Umaga to get up as Umaga makes his way to hits feet as Sting charges at hits Umaga square in the face with that baseball bat! The force of the bat almost removes Umaga's head clean from the neck as Umaga crashes to the ground as Sting tells the referee to start counting!
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Sting doesn't seem to be satifsied yet as he stomps onto Umaga a couple of times, then brings him to both feet while holding onto the bat still as he puts Umaga between his knees and ultimately nails a piledriver onto Umaga! Sting looks to be somewhat happy over this as Umaga is rolling around the ring in pain from the baseball bat shots. Sting looks on as Umaga gets up to one knee as Sting runs up and hits a clothesline to take down Umaga again, this time following up with a couple of elbow drops, then brings him by the ropes where the lays down some stomps onto Umaga. Umaga looks to be in trouble as Sting is in a fit of rage with the stomps, refusing to stop until Trish comes from behind and hits him but Sting no sells it and turns an eye to Trish. Trish backs away slowly as Sting appears to be going for a shot but Umaga turns Sting over and nails a Samoan Drop onto Sting! Trish looks happy as she leaves the ring while Umaga picks up Sting again, this time hitting a headbutt as Sting groggily backs up a few paces before Umaga runs at him and nails a spear onto Sting, then starts to choke him with both hands for a bit as Sting struggles while Stratus pulls out a table and slides it inside the ring!
Taz: Oh my! Look at this!
Umaga sees the the table and lets go of Sting with the chokehold and starts to set up the table by the ropes. Sting is gasping for air as Umaga approaches him and stomps on him a couple of times, then picks up Sting and tries to go for a powerbomb but Sting hits Umaga in the gut twice and goes behind him as he tries to go for a belly to back suplex but Umaga whack's his elbow to Sting's face. Sting checks his hand for blood as Umaga runs after Sting and ends up hitting a knee to Sting's gut. Sting falls to the ground while holding onto his stomach as Umaga hits another headbutt onto Sting, then picks him up as he lifts him up and is ready to do the powerbomb onto the table but Sting punches Umaga in the head a couple of times as Umaga ends up falling on his back, Sting crashing on top of Umaga! Sting looks to be relieved but Trish enter the ring again and tries to attack Sting but Sting grabs Trish by the hair and gets her into the powerbomb position instead. The crowd begins to cheer as Sting walks up to the table and ends up executing a powerbomb with Trish onto the table! The crowd pops loudly for that but Sting drags Trish by the ropes and pulls out a set of handcuff's from his tights! He waives it in front of her as he hooks Trish's hand onto the bottom rope!
Regal: First a table shot and now he's handcuffing Stratus onto the bottom rope. He must really hate that woman.
Sting looks downn and waves at Trish before turning his attention to Umaga and grabs the chair that's nearby. Umaga is back on his feet as Sting raises the chair up and clocks Umaga in the head with it as Umaga goes back to the ropes. Sting then runs at Umaga and hits him in the head again as Umaga falls over the ropes and lands to ringisde! Sting exits the ring with the chair as he rams the edge of it to the gut of Umaga, Umaga bending forewards as Sting hits the back of Umaga with the chair. Umaga goes on both knees in pain as Sting drops the chair and rams the side of Umaga's head to the barricade, yelling at him as Umaga tries to refocus himself but Sting ends up booting Umaga as he attempts to get back up. Umaga ends up by the stairs as Sting grabs Umaga and smashes him onto the top of the stairs, Umaga falls and rolls near the barricade as Sting grabs the top part of the stairs and throws it away as he places Umaga's head onto the bottom part of the steps, raises the top part and throws it downn but Umaga rolls out of the way just in time! Umaga looks to be relieved to escape that but Sting grabs the chair and throws it to Umaga, hitting him in the head as Umaga falls back down!
Styles: Sting isn't allowing Umaga to even think! He wants that title more badly than anything right now!
Sting grabs Umaga by the head and runs with him at ringside as they approach the barricade nearby and throws him onto it. Umaga crashes onto the barricade hard, creating a sickening thud sound, as Sting catches a breath before grabbing Umaga and turns him around, hitting a belly to back suplex onto the ground! Umaga looks to be in pain now as he gets picked up from Sting and gets yelled at but Sting holds him by the head and tries to ram him onto the ring post but Umaga blocks it and ends up ramming Sting onto the ring post instead! Sting looks to be dazed from that shot but Umaga doesn't even care and slams him onto the ring post again! Umaga develops a look of anger on him as he grabs Sting by the hair and moves him around the ring as he throws him onto the barricade, and lays down some punches and kicks which eventually brings Sting down to the ground. Umaga hits some more kicks and stomps onto Umaga before grabbing the chair and waving it in front of Sting. Sting doesn't even seem to notice it as Umaga whacks Sting across the chest once with the chair, then a couple of time to the back before throwing it away and yelling to the fans nearby!
Regal: This man should be stopped before he hurts someone real badly!
Sting is still down on the ground by the barrier as Umaga moves around the ring to see Stratus is still handcuffed inside the ring. Umaga sees it and tries to pull onto the cuffs but can't break them and starts to get angry over that. Trish tells him to calm down and beat up Sting to which he replies, and picks up Sting to bring him by Stratus. Trish slides onto the apron as Umaga has Sting by the head and Trish looks down at him, pleased that Sting is getting horsewhipped as she kicks Sting in the head as Sting gets knocked back but Umaga has Sting still and throws him onto the steel steps nearby. Stratus looks mighty pleased as Umaga is now signalling for the Samoan Spike! Umaga picks up Sting and ends up hitting the Samoa Spike onto Sting as Sting crashes to the ground with full force! Umaga yells at the ref as the referee begins to count.
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Sting makes it to one knee but Umaga is already on the offense by kicking him in the ribs. Umaga looks to be annoyed so he throws Sting back inside the ring and looks under the ring to grab a stop sign and another chair and throws both things inside the ring. Umaga also grabs the top part of the steel steps and throws that inside as well. Umaga enters the ring as Sting his shaking his head, trying to recuperate as Umaga grabs the sign and hits Sting across the head with it. The sign already has a huge dent on it and doesn't look good for Umaga so he throws it away as he sets up the steel steps by the corner nearby. Umaga grabs Sting by the head as he tries to chuck Sting to the conerened steel steps but Sting punches Umaga in the gut as he grabs the chair and tries to whack Umaga with it but Umaga ends up throwing Sting above his head and does another Samoan Drop onto Sting! The crowd is booing Umaga now as Umaga picks up Sting and throws him outisde the ring again as Sting rolls nearly on the ramp heading to the stage. Umaga grabs the steps as he goes outside as he boots Sting to roll up the ramp while holding onto the steel steps in his hands. Sting eventually gets up and walks up on his own, ending up near the screen as he turns around but gets hit with the steel steps as Sting falls back down!
Styles: The fight is going outside the ring zone now ladies and gentleman! This could get interesting!
Sting helps himself up as Umaga comes running at Sting again as he once agian hits Sting with the steel steps! Sting falls to the floor as he looks hurt and confused as to what's happening right now. Umaga looks to the crowd behind him then looks back to Sting as he lifts up the stairs and throws them down to where Sting is laying down but Sting moves out of the way just in time! Sting gets on his feet as lunges at Umaga and punches him in the face. Umaga almost loses his balance but regains it as he punches Sting in the face. Sting backs up as he leans on the screen as Umaga charges at Sting and goes for a punch but Sting ducks it as Umaga ends up punching the screen behind him. Umaga shakes his fist in pain as Sting grabs a hold of the stairs and charges at Umaga with them. Sting makes it to Umaga and hits him square in the face as Umaga goes through the screen completely to the back!
Joey Styles: Oh my God!!
Taz: Wow!!
The crowd pops loudly as Sting drops the stairs and tells the referee to start counting. There's a big hole through the screen but there's too much of a wreck to see Umaga laying down as Umaga starts the count.
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No wait Umaga goes flying though the wreckage and takes down Sting with full force, apparently in fury over that shot! Umaga picks up Sting and punches him a couple of times where he forces Sting to go backstage as they go behind the curtains and walk around through the production area! Umaga rams Sting onto several compartments as they end up going through the halls of the backstage area, Umaga ramming Sting onto the walls to stun him now and then. They make it to a door that says 'Smackdown GM' where Umaga tries to open it but it's locked and can't get in, so he rams Sting onto his but the door won't still open. Umaga then rams Sting onto the opposite side by the wall, then looks at the door as he runs with Sting as the chucks Sting through the door completely as Sting crashes through the door and collaspes to the ground. You can hear Zack Ryder yelling 'what's going on?!' as Umaga enters the room and gives Zack Ryder the death glare as Ryder shuts up, Umaga then tells the ref to start counting as Sting is still down
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Sting is making it to his knee as Umaga grabs Sting's head and smashes it onto Zack's desk. Zack retreats to the other side of the room as Umaga and Sting resume their carnage inside the GM's office. Umaga grabs a picture hanging from the wall as he goes to hit Sting with it but Sting ducks it as he does a back body drop on Umaga as Umaga falls onto the GM's desk. Umaga looks stunned as Sting pulls him back to the front of the table as he gets him into the powerbomb postion, then nails a powerbomb as Sting sends Umaga through the GM's table! Zack looks worried now and tells them to get out, which Sting throws Umaga out of the room and says 'Sorry about that' as he leaves the room himself. Sting exits the room as well and grabs Umaga's head as he throws him to the wall nearby to stun him, then walks along the hallways to find something else of use.
Regal: Are these guys ever coming back to the ring?
Sting walks and sees a Smackdown Locker room and tries his luck to open the door but once again it's locked. Umaga is down as Sting kicks the door to open it but the door still won't open. Sting then tries to ram Umaga through the door but the door won't open so he gives up and moves Umaga down the hall again. Sting sees the RAW Locker room and tries to open it but that door is locked too. Sting looks frustrated as Umaga takes Sting from behind and knocks him to the ground. Umaga looks around to find an object but doesn't see anything so he goes to open the RAW Lockeroom door but the door won't budge. Umaga doesn't like that so he slams his fist onto the door and demands that someone opens the door or he's going to break it down. The door opens as R-Truth, BG James, and Rey Mysterio, AKA The 3 Live Kru, all jump out of the room and takes down Umaga by gangbeating him, not liking that Umaga is disrespecting their locker room. The crowd is loving it as they all leave Umaga alone as BG James tells Umaga to piss off before closing the door again.
Taz: Man I love that! A UWF Superstar has a lot of pride in his brand and doesn't like it when their locker room is getting attacked from a different brand!
Sting looks on to see the 3 Live Kru entering their lockeroom again but isn't complaining now that Umaga is down again. Sting picks up Umaga as they walk down the hallways again, but they enter through the double sided doors and now they're out in the main area where all the merchandisers are at. The fans that are nearby start to mark out as Sting walks around and tells everyone to get back as he points to a table full of Rock T-Shirts and throws Umaga on top of it. Sting looks to be happy now as he climbs on top of the table (after telling the seller to piss off) and picks up Umaga as well. Sting looks at the fans that are piling up as does the Scorpion Drop as the table breaks upon impact! Sting gets up as he tells the referee to start counting.
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And Umaga is almost up but Sting ends up ramming a knee to Umaga as Umaga falls back to the ground. Sting looks to have enough of this match and picks up Umaga by the head as he drags him around the vendors and fans surrounding them. Sting brings Umaga to a popcorn machine where he rams him to the glass part as Umaga seems to have burned himself upon impact of the glass. Sting grabs a bag of popcorn and turns Umaga over as he throws it to Umaga's face. The popcorn doesn't seem to be affecting Umaga until Sting grabs a cup of soda and chucks it at Umaga. Umaga moves around as the fans scatter out of Umaga's way. Umaga tries to clear his eyes but Sting hits Umaga in the back of the head as he grabs Umaga and chucks Umaga again onto the popcorn machine, breaking it completely this time! The vendor starts swearing at Sting in a foreign language as Sting aploligizes and moves Umaga to where some stairs are at. Sting climbs the stairs while holding onto Umaga's head as they go up to the stairs and make it to the top floor where the fans nearby are screaming out loud upon seeing the two fighting wrestlers.
Taz: Things are going to get interesting now...
Sting brings Umaga past some screaming fans as they come near the stairs that escalade to the bottom floor (where Seth Rollins does his entrance). Sting looks down as he punches Umaga in the head to send him back a few steps but Umaga stops and clothesline Sting to the ground. Umaga looks down the steps to the bottom floor as he picks up Sting and tries to throw him down the stairs but Sting prevents that from happening and kicks him in the gut, then does a DDT to the ground which almost knocks out Umaga right there! Sting looks around and grabs a steel chair nearby as he starts swinging it and hits Umaga several times in the head and throws it away as he tells the referee to start counting. The fan's all try to touch Sting nearby but security is keeping them away as Sting is focused on the match.
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And Umaga is almost back up but Sting hits the chair again as Umaga goes back down. Sting is going wild with that chair as he places it over Umaga's head and climbs the railing on the stairs, then jumps off it at he stomps onto Umaga's head. The crowd nearby is getting excited as Sting looks like that Umaga is finally down so he picks him up and looks down then steps, then points down to the bottom floor while looking at the crowd but Trish Stratus appears out of nowhere and nails Sting with a low blow! The crowd starts to boo very loudly now as Sting goes down on both knees, comforting his groin, as Umaga lifts Sting up military press style he looks down the staircase and yells to the crowd as the fans nearby pleads Umaga not to do that. Umaga yells again as he throws Sting down the staricase!!!
Styles: OH MY GOD!!
Regal: Oh bloody hell!
Sting rolls down several flights of stairs as Trish and Umaga starts to walk down the stairs, following the tumbling Sting as Sting spends a whole minute falling down the stairs. The crowd is in shock as Umaga keeps a straight face while walking down the staircase with Trish following behind him. Sting eventually hits the bottom floor as anothe referee, already at the bottom, starts to count down Sting.
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Ding! Ding! Ding!
Winner of the Last Man Standing Match and STILL UWF Extreme Champion... UMAGA!!
The UWF faithful is booing loudly now as Umaga finally makes it to the bottom layer of the stadium and looks at Sting as Sting looks to be unconcious, bleeding from all places after taking that huge tumble as Umaga yells to the crowd again. Trish looks at Sting and crouches down and talks smack to him, but the referee forces them both to leave Sting alone as Umaga and Trish both walk away and climb over the barricade, going back to ringisde. Trish and Umaga both celebrate as they walk up the ramp and leave the arena as EMT's are coming down with a stretcher for Sting. The stretcher makes it to Sting as Sting is helped up from the EMT's but Sting shoves them away and denies the stretcher as he slowly makes it way to ringside, then walks up the ramp while limping and bleeding as the camera cuts to somewhere else.
The camera shot is seen backstage where Reverend D'Von is seen giving his metal box to Mark Henry, then nods his head to Henry and Jazz as they both leave the room.
OOC: Pretend that's Mark Henry
Reverend D'Von: It's time for a change ladies and gentleman. Sometimes we have to let the gods and higher powers decide what path we're going to take. I guess being a Reverend wasn't the right road to take, as I just had an epiphany. I looked in the mirror and what I saw was truly devastating. I didn't see Brother Devon Dudley at all. What I saw was much more terrifying: a monster. The era of Reverend D'Von is over ladies and gentleman, and good riddance too.
The crowd is confused as to what is happening with D'Von backstage.
Devon: Oh yes my brothers and sisters; it's indeed time for a new era for Brother Devon...
Reverend D'Von pulls out the bible from his pocket and takes a good long look at it as he's walking towards the wall, then looks over as he drops the bible in the trash can as he leaves the shot. The door can be heard closing as the shot is showing the bible in the trash can as the fans are still left confused on what just happened.
Dixie Carter is shown backstage talking to Brooke Hogan
Brooke Hogan: Yeah Dixie well you know my dad he is like I can still show these kids what they got brother.
Dixie Carter: Yeah well Brooke let me tell you. I wouldn't about your father around here because he will be on Anarchy, and it is pretty safe over there.
Brooke Hogan: I don't know. Don't they have a crazy samoan who is like huge, not only that a crazy mexican group, and most importantly of all Vince Russo? I don't know if it is safe over there for him,
Dixie Carter: Like I said Brooke don't worry about about it I am pretty sure he will be fine...
fans boo when all of a sudden AJ Styles is shown right in front of them. AJ goes as he looks at Brooke and Dixie as he goes on as he begins to speak
AJ Styles: Sorry for interrupting girl talk, but Brooke do you mind if I talk to Dixie alone for a bit.
Brooke leaves hugging Dixie as she leaves the area and Dixie begins to talk
Dixie Carter: What is it AJ?
AJ Styles: I just want to know are you happy with yourself? O mean Dixie you're getting your wish. I mean the Phenomenal One is back. Heck you wanted me to be phenomenal again, and that is exactly what you're getting tonight when you see me face James Storm in the middle of the ring here tonight at Summerslam.
Dixie Carter: AJ you may be calling yourself the phenomenal one now, but you haven't changed since last time. You're still the same jerk who pushed me down in the middle of the ring on Monday night Raw.
AJ smirks as he laughs, and he begins to speak
AJ Styles: What is the point of trying to make you people happy. It is always whine, whine, and even more whine. You see Dixie your just like Wendy, you just like JB, your just like Randy, you can't accept change. Dixie why in the hell would I go back to the AJ I once was. Here in the UWF I was a loser. No one got excited when they heard get ready to fly. Everyone thought "well here comes that has been". Thart is what people thought of when they heard that damn song. This AJ Styles you see now, this shows that I am serious. This shows that I am not some carnival joke that I once wase. You know Dixie I was sober for over a damn month. One whole month I was sober just to show to you guys I can do it. I didn't break my curfew I was given just to show I wasn't a vigilante you guys labeled me as, but no it is because I am not super hero AJ anymore you people turn against me. Just because I am not the guy you can lean your shoulder on when Sergio is not looking makes you against me. Yeah Dixie didn't think I would say that would ya?
You see Dixie in the UWF there is no such things as heroes or villains. People on this roster like Rey Mysterio, and Derrick Bateman can play a super hero, but that dosen't mean they are a super hero, or they have what it takes to be a damn hero. No they are just living out a dream that dosen't exist what so ever. What is real though Dixie is championship gold, and you know what to think I was going to come here and actually apologize to you, for pushing me down. Now you had to get me all pissed off. Well Dixie hate to say it but I feel James Storm will have to suffer more pain then what was originally intended. He can thank you for that Dixie. So when you go the trainers later on tonight you can apologize to him then. Later..
AJ leaves as we see an upset Dixie and the fans boo as AJ leaves the area and summerslam pans somewhere else.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Justin Roberts: Ladies and gentleman the following contest is set for one fall and it is a Number One Contenders match for the World Heavyweight Championship!
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Introducing first, from Gainesville, Georgia; weighing in tonight at 215 pounds; He is "The One" AJ STYLES!
Fans begin to reign the arena with boos as "the One" AJ Styles makes his way out to the ring. AJ Styles makes his way down to the ring not in the mood as he seems angry. AJ gets in the ring, and waits for his opponent.
Sorry about your damn luck!
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And introducing his opponent; from Leiper's Fork Tennessee weighing in tonight at 230 lbs. "The Cowboy" James Storm!
From the back steps James Storm looking ALL business. You can see in his eyes, glistening at the momentous occasion, that he appreciates what he has come here to do tonight. He takes a small jog down the ramp and claps hands with some fans. Storm has his ring gear on tonight and he does have in hand a bottle of beer in his pocket so the crowd respond with a respectful positive reaction. Storm slaps the steel steps and jogs up them before posing for the crowd, shouting some trash, and climbing through the ropes.
vs.
DIng! Ding! Ding!
The crowd is on fire tonight as AJ Styles and James Storm both circle each other around the ring before getting into a lockup to start off this match for the #1 Contendership for the World Heavyweight Championship. AJ Styles is getting the upper hand here by bringing James Storm to the center of the ring and holds Storm there for a moment, then backs up under the referee's orders. Styles holds out his hands in innocence but ends up slapping James Storm across the face! Storm looks pissed over the cheap shot as AJ Styles apparently doesn't even care at all. Storm runs up and goes for a clothesline but AJ Styles ducks it and goes for a dropkick but Storm catches him by the legs and lets Styles fall to the ground then goes for a rollup pin but Styles breaks out and goes for a pin himself, Storm though escapes it as both men are now up as Storm ducks a clothesline, Styles ducks a roundhouse kick from The Cowboy and he goes behind Storm and goes for an falling inverted DDT but Storm spins Styles around and hits a suplex onto The One!
Piper: What do we have here JR? A drunk and a drunk, oh boy this is gonna be worse than my cousin's wedding.
AJ Styles gets up as James Storm hits a dropkick to AJ and brings him to the corner, Storm then runs up and drives a knee to Style's gut as he brings Styles to the center of the ring and hits a double underhook DDT onto AJ Styles! Styles goes down as James Storm jumps back up and looks to be getting pumped up. AJ Styles is up now as Storm runs up to Styles and nails him with a clothesline shot to the head. Styles rolls around the ring and gets up quickly with the help of the ropes as Storm comes running up to Styles but Styles pulls the ropes down as Storm goes crashing to the ground below! Styles tries to exit the ring but the referee doesn't allow it as Storm slowly rolls back in but Styles shoves the referee out of the way and pushes Storm back out of the ring using his foot. Styles ignores the referee's lecture as he looks to ringside as Storm is getting up as Styles jumps over the ropes and goes for a crossbody vault but Storm quickly rolls into the ring as Styles crashes onto the ground! Storm develops a smirk on his face as he exits the ring and throws Styles back inside the ring.
JR: That James Storm is a smart fellow I must say. He knew excatly what AJ Styles was thinking and found a way to counter it.
Piper: Maybe so Jim Ross but I still think they're both drunks and fools!
Storm enters the ring again as he walks up to Styles and throws him to the corner then lays down some punches to the head. Styles tries to fight Storm off but James Storm ends up kicking Styles in the gut, then brings him to the center of the ring where he goes for a bulldog but stays in midair as he does the 8 Second Ride onto Styles, then nails the bulldog! The Cowboy looks to be pumped up now as he waits for Styles to get up again then hits a double knee backbreaker onto him! Storm looks at the downed AJ Styles as Storm lifts Styles up again and kicks him in the back one, then does it again as AJ Styles winces in pain. Styles goes onto both knees while holding onto his back as Storm runs and bounces off the ropes, then returns to Styles as he hits a knee to Style's face as AJ Styles goes to the mat. Storm then shakes the ropes as he's getting pumped up now and lifts up Styles as he drives Style's head between his knees as he lifts him up for a powerbomb but Styles counters into a hurricarana instead! Storm rolls around the ring but gets up as Styles is still in pain from the back kicks as Storm charges at Styles near the corner but Styles rams James Storm shoulder first between the ropes, hitting the steel post!
Piper: A nice counter from drunk #1!
JR: Oh would you keep quiet Roddy?
Storm is still hanging between the ropes after the vicious move from Styles as Styles pulls Storm back to the ring but ends up ramming him shoulder first into the steel post again! Storm seems to be hurting now as Styles pulls him back in the ring again as he stands him up in the center of the ring and does the over-the-shoulder back to belly piledriver onto Storm! Storm looks neutralized as the crowd begins to boo at Styles now but Styles doesn't seem to care about that. Styles picks up Storm and brings him to the corner where he backs up, then charges at Storm as he hits a running dropkick to the corner where Storm is standing as The Cowboy falls to a sitting position. AJ Styles looks into the crowd and nods to himself as he walks up and places his foot to Storm's head and applies pressure while pulling on the ropes, but the referee forces AJ back after a little bit. AJ shakes his head in disgust after his little lecture and walks up to Storm, booting him in the head before the referee pushes him back again. Storm is allowed to get back up but Storm advances towards The Cowboy again, and brings him to the center of the ring as he lifts him up for a suplex but Storm drops down instead and nails the double knee facebreaker onto AJ Styles!
JR: What a counter from James Storm!
AJ Styles rolls around the ring while holding onto his face as James Storm is back on his feet, looking satified to be giving AJ Styles a little taste of his fury. Styles makes it up to the corner as Storm moves up and punches Styles several times in the gut, then an uppercut to the jaw as Styles looks stunned while standing by the turnbuckles. Storm then whips Styles to the opposite corner, then charges but eats a foot from Styles instead. Styles then tries to run up but Storm ducks a clothesline as he nails a neckbreaker onto Styles! Styles looks hurt as Storm picks him up and ends up throwing him outsid the ring! Storm exits the ring as he grabs Styles head and smashes it onto the steel steps nearby, then does it again as Styles groggily moves away from Storm but Storm ends up grabbing Styles by the head and smashes it onto the steel post nearby! Styles falls to the ground as Storm picks him up and rams him onto the security barrier, then decides that Styles has had enough and throws him back inside the ring. Storm then climbs the ropes as Styles gets back up and Storm nails AJ Styles with a missile dropkick! James Storm then goes for the cover...
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And AJ Styles kicks out! Storm gets up as Styles is making his way back to his feet as Storm stands by the ropes, waiting for Styles to get up. Styles ges up as Storm runs at AJ Styles and hits a nice spear to the gut of Styles! Storm jumps up as he's bursting with energy and is preparing for The Last Call as Styles slowly makes his way up. Storm is almost ready for it as Styles makes it to his feet as The Cowboy hops over to where Styles is standing and goes for The Last Call but Styles catches Storm by the foot, spins Storm around and executes a belly to belly suplex onto James Storm! Styles gets up and doesn't look impressed with Storm's attempt at The Last Call as he goes down to where Storm is layin down and gets him into the Calf Slicer! Storm is already crying out in pain from the submission hold but Storm seems to be able to drag himself and Styles towards the corners as he goes for a ropebreak but Styles tries to prevent him from doing so, though Styles is unsuccessful as James Storm grabs onto the bottom rope and executes the rope break rule, forcing AJ Styles to release the Calf Slicer!
Piper: I guess Storm isn't drunk after all, or else he would'nt be crying like a little bitch right now! Get us some real wrestlers right now Mr. POTUF!
JR: You're really itching to get fired right now, aren't you?
Storm moves away from the hateful Styles as he's comforting his calf, but Styles isn't willing to let James Storm rest up as he walks towards Storm and picks him up, then says something to him as he trips Storm down and goes for the Style's Clash but Storm slips out from behind AJ Styles, goes behind him and does another double knee backbreaker onto Styles as Style's starts to cry out in pain, Storm though quickly follows up by getting AJ Styles into the sharpshooter! AJ Styles looks to be in agony now as he's desperatly trying to get out of the submission move, but seems to find a way out quickly as he rolls out of the sharpshooter and moves away as James Storm tries to recuperate on what just happened. Storm turns around to where Styles is standing but AJ Styles ends up hitting a dropkick to Storm, knocking him to the corner. Storm groggily bounces off the corner and walks towards Styles as Styles lifts Storm up by the tights and lands a brainbuster onto AJ Styles!
Piper: Pretty impressive move from "The Phemononal One", such an impressive guy this man is!
AJ Styles yells down at Storm as Storm looks completely out of it from the brainbuster that he took, Styles then shows a smirk as he picks up Storm again and this time lifts him up in a fireman's carry position but Storm slips from behind and shoves Styles away from him. Styles looks confused and turns around but gets hit from the Last Call from The Cowboy! Styles crashes to the ground as James Storm looks to be going for the pin but gets up as Dixe Carter comes running to the ring and stands a ringside. Storm looks confused on what is happening as he walks to the ropes and tells her to get lost. Dixie shakes her head as he completely ignores Storm's yelling and tries to talk to AJ Styles. Styles looks up and asks her what she's doing. Dixie replies with something but we can't hear it as Storm picks up Styles again and tries to go for a suplex but Styles takes down Storm and quickly executes the Styles Splash!
JR: AJ Styles just nailed the infamous Styles Clash! This could be over!
Styles goes down as the covers James Storm!
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AND JAMES STORM KICKS OUT!! Styles can't believe that James Storm kicked out as he picks up Storm and hits a backflip kick to Storm, taking him down to the mat again. Styles looks to be pissed off at Dixe and tells her to piss off as Storm gets up. Styles quickly decides to hop over sideways to Storm and goes for a superkick of his own but Storm ducks it, then spins around as he goes for the Last Call but AJ Styles ducks it and kicks the referee in the head! The referee goes down as Storm can't believe what just happened as he tries to wake him but Styles turns Storm around and nails a snap DDT to Storm! Carter enters the ring as her and Styles gets into an argument again, this time though Storm gets up and turns Styles over as he goes for a double knee facebreaker as Carter walks toward the ropes but Styles breaks free from it and shoves James Storm towards Carter. Carter gets pissed as he turns around and slaps James Storm in the face, thinking it was Styles as she looks shocked on what she just did as Styles approaches James Storm and nails the Styles Clash again! Styles then goes for the pin again...
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Ding! Ding! Ding!
Here is your winner and #1 Contender still... AJ STYLES!
Dixie looks slightly embarrassed on what happened as Styles leaves the ring and walks up the ramp quickly before anything else can happen. Styles turns towards the ring while walking and gives Dixie the finger before turning back and heading towards the ramp as Storm is being checked on from the referee; Dixie Carter looking frustrated from AJ Style's actions.
As Summerlam fades out from the previous match, the camera is refreshed with an image of Matt Striker who can be seen backstage wandering the halls of the venue. As he paces down the corridor, he turns to the cameraman who is following him.
Matt Striker: Now I just received word that Hulk Hogan is actually backstage here tonight at Summerslam, so I had to be sure to look for him. I'm just about to head over to the parking lot to see if he is arriving a little late. Let's go see if we can find him.
Matt continues down the corridor before spotting a man who seemingly resembles Hulk Hogan. He shouts for his attention before catching up to him. With the limited breath he has left, he pants out the following question.
Matt Striker: Hulk Hogan! What are you doing here at Summerslam?!
Hulk Hogan: Hey Matt. You know man, I was just coming to scout out the new Anarchy talent that I will be seeing in the ring starting September fourth brother. It's just another thing that I have to do to keep on my toes man - scouting out that competition.
Matt Striker: Well of course, we had some questions that the UWF Universe had. I just wanted to reiterate them for you. Hogan nods his head, allowing Striker to ask away. First and foremost welcome to the UWF. How does it feel coming back from other recent tenures in your career?
Hulk Hogan: Well Striker let me tell you what brother. It feels good man, you know it's tough to make the jump but when I saw momentum behind UWF I had to get my name in there as soon as I could you know what I'm sayin'? The transition was easy from that point on brother.
Matt Striker looks down onto his cue card and proceeds with the next question.
Matt Striker: How do you feel Hogan? It is no surprise that you're getting older, and people are starting to question whether you can even hold up to your part time contract! Thoughts on that at all?
Hulk Hogan lower his sunglasses and looks dumbfounded at such a stupid question.
Hulk Hogan: Listen here brother, before you start to get on Hulk Hogan's bad side. I don't know who's operating your rumor mill that's feeding you all of this but let me tell you this, brother. Hulk Hogan is on a full time contract man, and hell yeah I'm getting old. I came back to this sport to show these youngsters that it isn't about these flashy moves, or unique gimmicks brother. It comes down to one thing and that's in ring talent. You may know my close friend Diamond Dallas Page brother, and he is the man I want to thank for getting me back into wrestling shape. DDP and his fantastic yoga routines is the reason I am standing here brother, and the reason I will be pinning my first opponent one, two, three, in ten days on Anarchy. Now get out of my face brother, you've asked one too many questions.
Hulk Hogan looking furious, pushes Matt Striker out of the way and proceeds down the hallway. Matt and the cameraman do not follow him as the feed fades to black.
The scene opens up with a shaky camera charging through the backstage area of SummerSlam. You can hear the loud huffs of people breathing heavily trying to keep going. Suddenly a voice breaks out calling for someone. The camera finally focuses just enough to see Rhino pacing back and forth. The entire camera crew stops as soon as they see him. They begin to walk up closely and cautiously to him. Rhino appears to be angry about something as you can hear him cursing under his breath.
Finally the man who was supposed to get a few words from Rhino speaks up.
Interviewer:
Uhh, Rhino can I get your thoughts on-
He is cut off as Rhino whips his head around to look right at the crew. His eyes tell a whole story of their own as they are filled with rage with what appears to be a hint of doubt. Rhino begins to walk right up to the camera, causing the crew to back up. He finally reaches the camera, grabs it shoving the camera man away. He brings the camera up to his face and speaks.
“The War Machine†Rhino:
Tonight.... My losing streak ends!
He drops the camera as he walks away from the camera. The face of the camera guy comes into view as he looks at his camera checking for damage.
Camera Man:
Jeez what a jerk.
The camera suddenly cuts to black.
Styles: There's no love lost between the opponents of our next match-up, it's Rhino taking on CM Punk inside the 20 plus foot high Hell in A Cell.
Regal: Five tonnes of steel Joey, could you imagine it. Terrifying.
Tazz: This match is made to end careers.
Styles: This match is also designed to keep the competitors inside it's locked confines, where Rhino can finally get his hands on the man who laid him out those months ago with the help of his henchman Roman Reigns.
Tazz: I know Rhino pretty well, and I know he's damn sure he's going to rip CM Punk's throat out tonight, his words, not mine.
Christy Hemme: The following contest is a Hell in A Cell Match where the winner will be named Number One Contender to the UWF International Heavyweight Championship!
LOOK IN MY EYES!
'Cult of Personality' by Living Color plays over the audio system and the crowd go into raptures as CM Punk walks out from behind the curtain. CM Punk looks at the crowd, he sees their intensity, he feels it. He kneels down and feels the stage before checking his watch and seeing that it is indeed 'clobbering time'. CM Punk throws his fist into the air before spinning round to show off his Gracie Jiu-jitsu hoodie. He quickly turns around and slows down as he comes face to face with the demonic structure he is about to enter. He takes off his hoodie before psyching himself up and stepping through the door into the cell. He heads into the ring where he simply sits down awaiting his opponent.
Christy Hemme: Introducing first, hailing from Chicago, Illinois and weighing in at 230 pounds, he is the self proclaimed 'Best in The World'. CM Punk!.
GORE!, GORE!, GORE!!!
The crowd go wild as Rhino's entrance theme blares out of the PA system. 'The Manbeast' walks out onto the stage and pounds his chest and roars with great ferocity as he throws his fists up into the air. He then proceeds to run down the ramp. He quickly throws open the door and wastes no time getting into the ring and going after CM Punk but Punk gets out of the ring and out of the cell before the referee's can shut the door. Rhino sneers at Punk as Punk tentatively steps back into the cell.
Christy Hemme: And his opponent, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing at 270 pounds, he is the 'Man Beast' Rhino!
As soon as the bell sounds Rhino gets out of the ring and runs after CM Punk. CM Punk scrambles around the outside with Rhino on his trail. Punk slides into the ring but Rhino manages to grab a hold of his leg and pulls him out to the outside. Before he can get a shot in Punk gets a thumb up into Rhino's eye and proceeds to grab The Man Beast by the head and toss him into the side of the cell before rolling him into the ring. Punk heads to the top rope. He waits for Rhino to get up before leaping off with a Flying Clothesline attempt but Rhino catches him out of the air and applies a Bearhug before running forward and driving Punk into the corner. Rhino then hits Punk with repeated Shoulder Thrusts in the corner before dragging Punk out by the arm and going for a Short Arm Clothesline but Punk ducks the swinging arm, reaches up and brings Rhino down to the mat with great impact with a Neckbreaker.
Styles: And Punk strikes the first big shot of this match with that Neckbreaker.
Regal: He's a tremendous technician Joey, and I feel that technical ability will be Rhino's outdoing as it has proven in the past meetings between these two.
Punk grabs Rhino by the head and raises him up but Rhino fends him off with shots to the mid-section sending Punk stumbling backwards. Rhino follows up with a shot to the head which leaves Punk on the ropes. Rhino Irish Whips Punk across the ring to the opposite ropes but Punk holds on. The headstrong Rhino runs towards Punk but Punk drops down and pulls down the top rope which sends Rhino over the top rope. Punk gets up and laughs at the seemingly foolhardy Rhino as he lands hard on the outside ring mat and against the side of the cell. Punk steadies himself now before pulling himself up over the top rope with a Slingshot Tope to the outside. Rhino now on his feet however catches Punk in mid-air and proceeds to show great strength by raising Punk up in a Military Press before throwing Punk into the side of the cell with great force. Punk crumbles down to the outside ring mat as Rhino pounds his chest and roars along with the audience.
Tazz: And that is how Rhino intends to outdo Punk, brute force.
Styles: Rhino's known for his relentless ferocity and you're certainly right in saying that it could lead to a victory in this type of environment here tonight inside Hell in A Cell.
Rhino pursues Punk who is crawling along the floor trying to get back into the ring. He grabs him by the legs as he tries to do so and drags him back out before pushing him into the Steel Ring Steps. Rhino then begins to put the boot into Punk punishing his opponent as he lays with his back against the steps. Rhino pulls Punk up and proceeds to Suplex him down onto the floor. Punk holds at his back which has been punished by Rhino. The Man Beast proceeds to lift up the top half of the Steel Steps. He waits for Punk to get back up onto his feet, Punk seems to have hurt his elbow however in the mean time. As Punk stumbles up to his feet and turns around Rhino runs towards him only to be dropped down by CM Punk who sweeps the legs with a Drop Toe Hold which causes Rhino to fall onto the Steel Steps and split his head open almost immediately. The crowd gasp as Rhino appears to suddenly turn red from the crimson mask he now sports.
Styles: God DAMN!, Rhino's bleeding like he may bleed out!
Tazz: Looks like CM Punk's quite ready to get rough here tonight too Joey.
Punk scrambles over to Rhino and covers on the outside.
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Rhino rolls the shoulder out. Punk begins to smash Rhino's head with repeated shots to the head. Punk then stands up and looks at his blood stained wrist wraps and raises his hand into the air for the world to see as the bloodied Rhino lays prone on the floor. Punk lifts him up and tosses him into the ring. Rhino crawls towards the corner of the ring. Punk sees the opportunity as he rolls into the ring. Rhino eventually pulls himself up to a vertical base only to find himself faced with an onrushing CM Punk who leaps into the air and cracks him on the jaw with a Knee Lift in the corner. Punk looks out to the crowd with a grin plastered all over his face before he drops down and wraps his arms around the head of Rhino. Punk then runs forward and drops Rhino down head first with a Bulldog. Punk stands up and signals that it's already time for Rhino to Go To Sleep.
Styles: Punk has some bad intentions now for Rhino. He's looking to get back in the title hunt and this could do it here!.
Punk waits for Rhino to get up before going to lift him up but Punk's right arm gives way and Rhino drops down behind him, Rhino rushes Punk into the corner and once again hits him with repeated Shoulder Thrusts before grabbing Punk's arm and wrapping it around the middle rope, pulling on it and straining Punk's already seemingly injured arm. Rhino then pulls CM Punk out of the corner and wraps his arms around his waist before throwing him overhead with a Belly to Belly Throw. Punk lands hard down on his back, he immediately however, grabs at that elbow that's been bothering him in this match. Punk slowly gets to his feet as Rhino grabs him and places his head between his legs. He then proceeds to lift Punk up into the air before rushing forwards and planting Punk down into the mat with a Running Sit-out Powerbomb!. Rhino keeps Punk's shoulders down for the cover.
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Punk rolls the shoulder out.
Styles: I think Rhino may have caught a second wind here.
Regal: I'll say this about the man, he's bloody resilient.
Rhino gets up and looks around at the crowd, they're beginning to chant the word synonymous with Rhino. 'GORE!, GORE!, GORE!' is the cry from the rafters as Rhino backs up into the corner, eyes focused on solely on Punk. Punk slowly but surely gets back to his feet only to be met with Rhino running at him and leaping through the air in attempt to clatter Punk to the mat with a Gore, but the crafty Punk dodges out of the way and Rhino connects with nothing but the ring post. Punk grabs Rhino and drops him with a Russian Leg Sweep right in front of the corner. Punk begins to climb to the top rope. Punk eventually gets himself up on top, perched to leap. He raises two single fingers in the air as Rhino lays prone in a puddle of his own blood. Punk proceeds to leap off with the Diving Elbow Drop!. Punk lands the elbow down hard into the heart of Rhino but he also, in the process, reinjures the elbow which leaves him writhing in pain.
Tazz: Shades of 'The Macho Man' Randy Savage!
Styles: But look at Punk, he may have come off WORSE!
As Punk rolls around the mat in immense pain, Rhino also lays prone. Neither man is moving, the referee has no option but to begin the count. At the count of one no man has moved a muscle, as the referee's count reaches the climax either man has barely moved but at the last minute Punk gets up to his feet. Rhino stumbles back into the corner. Punk slowly stumbles towards him and hits him with the Knee Lift in the corner. Before going for the Bulldog for the second time in the match only for Rhino to stop him in his tracks, lift him into the air, manuever him round and launch him over the top rope and into the side of the cage. A part of the cage seemed to come undone as both men fall down to the mat/floor respectively. Rhino can barely move as blood continues to pour from his head. He wipes it off, and gets himself onto his feet, however he remains groggy. He staggers towards the ropes and falls out to the outside to go after Punk.
Styles: The brute strength of Rhino has been telling in this hellacious match up but Punk's offence has taken it's toll on the 'War Machine'
Regal: Punk's technical ability has been on show all night, his unorthodox style has really done some damage to Rhino.
Rhino stumbles towards Punk he grabs him by the head and drags him towards the Steel Steps on the outside. He lifts Punk into the air before dropping him down with great force onto the steps with a Spinebuster. Rhino then gets on top of the steps and places Punk's head between his legs he's going for a Piledriver it seems but Punk wastes no time and shows no shame in dropping down and delivering a dastardly Low Blow to Rhino who crumples down to the mat below. Punk walks over towards the cell door and yells at the referees to open the door. The referees straight up refuse so Punk begins to kick at the door. It's to no avail however as Rhino walks over and proceeds to kick Punk directly in the nether region. Punk folds like a suitcase and falls to the mat in a furness of pain. Rhino walks to the other side of the cell and seems to be signalling for the Gore!.
Tazz: A bit of dirty fighting and this could very well be it!
Styles: He's signalling for it, the crowd are on their feet for the Gore!, Can he get it?!
Rhino waits for Punk to get up but the ever crafty Punk has one hand under the ring apron and seems to grab something before turning around and using the cell to get back to his feet with one hand, his injured arm is cradled. As he gets to his feet Rhino charges ahead but as Punk turns around he throws his cradled arm at Rhino and in his hand is a Claw Hammer!. He smacks Rhino over the head with the hammer and the crowd gasp in horror. Punk has sank to a new low. He throws the hammer away and proceeds to slowly walk over to Rhino and pick him up before tossing him into the ring. The weak CM Punk rolls into the ring and can barely make it back to his feet before he grabs the limp Rhino by the head and raises him up onto his shoulders. Punk drops his injured arm but can still carry the wait but barely, Punk then drops Rhino down onto his upwards moving knee and cracks Rhino upside the head with the Go To Sleep!. It's all over as Punk drops down across the carcass of Rhino.
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Winner: CM Punk!
Punk has his arm raised in victory as the crowd give off a loud, mostly negative reaction. Punk snaps his hand away from the referee and demands that he be given a microphone. The ring crew begin to raise the cage into the rafters as Punk is handed a live microphone.
CM Punk: Before I say anything, I want that piece of trash removed from my ring, he never deserved to be in it in the first place!. I'm 3 and 0 against you and the fact that it took me a third win to prove how much better I am makes me sick.
As the cell is finally raised Rhino is helped onto a stretcher and whisked away by EMT's and paramedics for medical attention. Punk drops down into a seated position like we've seen from him in the past.
Now to something much more important. This is the last time I will ever... EVER... compete for Ultimate Wrestling Federation's Wednesday Night Anarchy.
The crowd gasp at this stunning revelation.
For too damn long I've had to take a back seat and watch the brand I've been on almost since day one be raped of any dignity and stripped of most of if not all of it's pride. I've seen some people come and go in my time here but I gotta say, I've never seen a bigger asshole than Vince Russo. This guy comes in, says he's ready to revolutionise professional wrestling again and reboots NXT to become Anarchy. And in one foul swoop flipped this brand upside down from the premier brand in this company to the red-headed stepchild that nobody gives a damn about. I've had to watch, mostly from the top as champion granted, but still, I've had to watch this brand be turned into a laughing stock. We've seen a grown man play with a mop because apparently being a brilliant technical wrestler isn't good enough for the writers.
The crowd 'oooh' at the clear dig at Perry Saturn's odd character.
Then I've had to see Contract on A Pole matches. I've had to see a bunch of thugs and renegades like L.A.X spew racist bile and get away with it but no!, not CM Punk, he can't say anything edgy. Well guess what Vince Russo, you can kiss my ass and so can Mick Foley. Because when I lost that International Championship, which is about the only bit of prestige and honour on this brand, to a ball room dancer with frilly tights and stupid hair I was guarenteed a rematch in my contract. Only to be then told that I had to fight for a match that was deservedly mine. That was the straw that broke the camels back. But I didn't complain, I tried to communicate with the backroom staff, they ignored it, they had obviously better things to do and that's why I'm so damn pissed off.
The crowd begin to chant 'CM Punk, CM Punk!' en masse, some however continue to boo the angry Punk.
I'm pissed off because I'm a two time International Champion, a multi time world champion the world over and I have to play second fiddle because some Hollywood actor decided to come pretend to be a wrestler again. I'm pissed off that the International Championship is held by a damn comedy act and it hurts me deep down when I see guys like Dolph Ziggler, like Tyson Kidd, like Seth Rollins get left behind as guys like Sting, Goldberg, The Rock and Rhino get pushed to the top of the card time and time again. Revolution my ass Vince Russo. So yeah, I'm packing my bags and I'm jumping ship, you can catch me on Friday Nights now, on Smackdown because I refuse to work for a brand that shows no honour, that shows no respect and I refuse to work for a man more interested in grown men dancing and playing with a mop than he is in showcasing the best wrestlers in the world and THEE 'Best in the World' CM Punk. As for the future of Anarchy?, it isn't any of my concern and in fact, as far as I'm concerned, Anarchy can go fu-
CM Punk's microphone is cut off, he stands back up and drops the mic mimicking his 'pipebomb' Punk then throws his hands in the air yelling 'BEST IN THE WORLD!'. Punk then begins to walk up the ramp, as he reaches the stage he turns around and faced the crowd only for a familiar theme to play over the PA system.
Styles: Oh my god Goldberg's here!
Tazz: And I think he's here to shut CM Punk up.
Punk slowly turns around and is met with an absolutely thunderous Spear on the stage which sends him half way down the ramp almost. The crowd raise the roof as Goldberg stands triumphant over Punk.
Styles: I think Goldberg just sent CM Punk packing in ferocious fashion.
Regal: Controversial words from CM Punk, but I think Bill Goldberg just put the full stop at the end of that sentence.
CM Punk is laid out as Goldberg stands over him arms raised and we go elsewhere.
The titantron of UWF Summerslam brightens, and a small video package begins to air..
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The package highlights the matches leading up to and following Batistas UWF Title win, showing his dominance, persistence and hunger. The package finishes playing and the crowd begins to boo, but theyre in for a "treat", because as the video stops playing, the camera cuts to backstage where Batista is getting ready for his title defense later tonight. He's seen watching a TV as he puts on his wrist tape, but begins to speak a moment later.
Batista: I gotta say, I look damn good in that video. Clever editing can only account for so much, the rest, is all Me. Do you know what the point is though? Any of you? Of that video? The point was to give a toast to me, and a reminder to all of you. It's allllll about tonight. All about Me, all about my Legacy. All about the UWF Championship. I won this belt 42 days ago in less than two minutes. Two. Minutes. Most people are lucky if they get fifteen minutes of fame but I am just not that nice. No.. heh, I crushed one mans dreams in an instant. I laid the Miz out and then I took him out back behind the shed and I put him down. It took him over a month, a friggin month, to have the balls to show his face in this company again. Albeit, not even on Smackdown so I could put his ass back in the ground again. No, he ran away to Raw. The Miz knows just how dangerous the game is when you try to hang with Dave Batista. And you know something... He was just one causality, in the wake of many. Because I beat down person after person to get where I am today and I am not going to let some clusterfuck of a match take away what I worked so hard to get. Not a chance in hell. What happens tonight, isn't on me. No, it's on Zack Ryder. He wanted so bad to make a name for himself at the biggest ppv of the summer, having the biggest title match he could friggin think of without talking to his damn Champion about it. So you know what? It's thumbs down Zack. It's over. Those four guys are in for the beating of the damn lives tonight, and its all. On. You. You disrespected me, just like everybody else and until I get my hands on you, your precious little "superstars" will have to make due for now. You don't disrespect the UWF Champion. If this was Stone Cold with the belt, you'd be shitting in your pants every time you put him on the card. And you know what? That should be the exact same way you look at me. Hell, everybody should look at me that way. I'm dangerous and the difference between Austin and I is that even Steve had a limit. Barely, but he knew when to stop. I dont. If that doesnt scare any of you, then you best pull your heads out of your asses real quick before you end up in a hospital.
Batista finishes his wrist tape and begins to adjust his pads and shoes, making sure he's prepped for tonight as he continues to speak.
Batista: Tonight, the Animal is unleashed. Tonight, examples are made and I am solidified as a true UWF Champion. This is about what drives me, this is about what keeps me going and I live, sweat, and breathe this championship and this business. Hell, I'm damn good at it. I'm a cornerstone and UWF will remember Dave Batista for a long time. This Scramble Match is a challenge. No more, no less. Just another challenge. Just another roadblock. Just another building to knock over as I wreck Smackdown. I've had bigger, I've had badder, and I've had harder challenges than this, so I will be damn certain I walk down that ramp with the UWF Title and I walk back up that ramp with the UWF Title. I am willing to do anything to keep this belt and I am going to be around for a long, long time. So when it comes to that point in the night, where all four of my opponents are tired, and weak. When they're down and out and running low on gas; I will still be going, I will still be fighting and I will still be the UWF Champion. Try to beat me, try. Try to put me down. Because try all you want, hit me with whatever you got, its not going to be enough. It's never enough. When the buzzer goes off, only one of the five men in that match will be standing.
Batista walks toward the camera, picking up his UWF Championship off the floor in a fluid motion. He leans in close to the lens and says
And Youre looking right at him.
Batista walks out of the view of the camera and exits through the door behind the man. The crowd is booing the UWF Champion as Summerslam cuts to the next segment.
We head backstage where HBK is in his locker room with the World Title by his side and notice the Summerslam shirt he is wearing
HBK: Over the last few weeks, Shawn Michaels hasn't been getting a lot of sleep. No, I have been getting plenty of sleep. I know that there are those who feel that I did not deserve winning this title. I know there are those that think this is all a fluke and how could it be possible that a near fifty year old man who's well past his prime could win the World Title once again. Well I will tell you how and it's because I am still in my prime and at the top of my game. That's why. I am tired of all those saying how they can't believe what I did when I pinned Dean Ambrose to win the title. Guess what kiddo's, you would do it too if it was you're only chance at ever winning this title. I have several times. The majority of you will not. The fact is, I am the World Champion and I will enjoy this ride for how long it lasts and I will not letting anyone ruin it for me.
HBK pauses before speaking again
HBK: Once again tonight, I find myself in the midst of triple threat match where I could not even be pinned and I would lose the World Title. Is it fair, absolutely. It's the name of the game. That's why tonight here at Summerslam, I can not let my guard down. I will be ready at all times. One second, one second is all it takes and everything I have worked for over the last few years will be wiped away. I worked hard to get back into the World Title picture and in my first shot, I won it. It all can be taken away in the split second. But then it all can continue in a split second. One second is here, it's now, and then you get connected by sweet chin music and it's over.
HBK directs his message
HBK: For you, Daniel Bryan, you want to talk about how I sold myself out to get to this title. I worked throughout my career to get where I wanted to. I set the boundaries for guys like you and you have the nerve to say the things you have said about me. Daniel Bryan, there is a reason why I did not teach you everything when you went through my wrestling academy and it's because of this moment. You may know me, but you really have never experienced what it's like to be inside the ring with the show stoppa. And as for you, John Cena. You played with the devils hand and now you have to lie in it. Should you fail to win the World Title tonight, you will be put in a tough spot with the Board of Director's and Stephanie McMahon. You made a big mistake and tonight you're going to realize that.
HBK looks at his World Title before speaking again
HBK: Like I said, in one second, it all can be over. One second for the three of us can last a lifetime. One second and sweet chin music stops your show! I'll see you both in the ring!
We head backstage where HBK is in his locker room with the World Title by his side and notice the Summerslam shirt he is wearing
HBK: Over the last few weeks, Shawn Michaels hasn't been getting a lot of sleep. No, I have been getting plenty of sleep. I know that there are those who feel that I did not deserve winning this title. I know there are those that think this is all a fluke and how could it be possible that a near fifty year old man who's well past his prime could win the World Title once again. Well I will tell you how and it's because I am still in my prime and at the top of my game. That's why. I am tired of all those saying how they can't believe what I did when I pinned Dean Ambrose to win the title. Guess what kiddo's, you would do it too if it was you're only chance at ever winning this title. I have several times. The majority of you will not. The fact is, I am the World Champion and I will enjoy this ride for how long it lasts and I will not letting anyone ruin it for me.
HBK pauses before speaking again
HBK: Once again tonight, I find myself in the midst of triple threat match where I could not even be pinned and I would lose the World Title. Is it fair, absolutely. It's the name of the game. That's why tonight here at Summerslam, I can not let my guard down. I will be ready at all times. One second, one second is all it takes and everything I have worked for over the last few years will be wiped away. I worked hard to get back into the World Title picture and in my first shot, I won it. It all can be taken away in the split second. But then it all can continue in a split second. One second is here, it's now, and then you get connected by sweet chin music and it's over.
HBK directs his message
HBK: For you, Daniel Bryan, you want to talk about how I sold myself out to get to this title. I worked throughout my career to get where I wanted to. I set the boundaries for guys like you and you have the nerve to say the things you have said about me. Daniel Bryan, there is a reason why I did not teach you everything when you went through my wrestling academy and it's because of this moment. You may know me, but you really have never experienced what it's like to be inside the ring with the show stoppa. And as for you, John Cena. You played with the devils hand and now you have to lie in it. Should you fail to win the World Title tonight, you will be put in a tough spot with the Board of Director's and Stephanie McMahon. You made a big mistake and tonight you're going to realize that.
HBK looks at his World Title before speaking again
HBK: Like I said, in one second, it all can be over. One second for the three of us can last a lifetime. One second and sweet chin music stops your show! I'll see you both in the ring!
Justin Roberts: The following contest is a triple threat match scheduled for one fall and it is for the World Heavyweight Championship!
YES! YES! YES!
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The crowd erupts into a chorus of "YES" 's as Daniel Bryan emerges from the back. "What You Deserve" by The Exies plays over the PA as Daniel makes his way to the ring. He's in a typical foul mood but manages to still lead the chorus. He hops down the ring with his index fingers pointed upward, screaming "YES!" right along with the people.
JR: This is it. Daniel Bryan's final opportunity at the World Heavyweight Championship. If he doesn't win here tonight....
Piper: He gets kicked right back down into obscurity! I can't wait, Ross!
Bryan hops up onto the apron and scales the top rope. He throws his index fingers into the air once more as he screams "YES!" with the crowd once more. he climbs down into the ring as the next theme hits.
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The crowd erupts as HBK comes out from the back. HBK comes out flashing off his World Title as he basks in his glory of being the World Champion. Before HBK heads to the ring he stops and poses by the entrance way as his pyro goes off.
HBK gets to his feet and heads for the ring while clapping hands with the fans in the front row.
JR: And here comes the World Champion, "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels.
Piper: Eh, I could take him or leave him, Ross, but I like a hell of a lot more than that goat in the ring!
Shawn climbs into the ring and holds up his World Championship right in Bryan's face. As they stare off....
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John Cena’s entrance music blares out of the speakers, and the crowd bursts in thunderous boo’s. After the vocals kick in, Cena slowly makes his way out on the stage, soaking in the boos from the fans. Cena looks into the camera with a smirk, as he makes his way down the entrance ramp.
Piper: Here comes the next World Heavyweight Champion, a champion we can all be proud of!
JR: I wouldn't be proud, Roddy. Cena has sold himself out to the devil herself, Stephanie McMahon!
Cena gets into the ring for his third match of the evening. He stands opposite Bryan and HBK as the referee holds the World Heavyweight Championship high into the air. He then hands it over to the timekeeper, as well as Cena's European Championship. He then sounds for the bell and this one is underway.
The bell rings and Cena immediately hightails it out of the ring. Having already competed twice tonight Cena wants to avoid a beatdown as much as possible. The crowd of course give Cena a lot of heat for this but the European Champion could give a rats ass. This leaves Bryan and Michaels in the ring ready to go. HBK and Daniels waste absolutely no time going right after one another and locking up in an elbow to collar tie up. Michaels, the mentor, quickly throws Bryan into a headlock, frustrating the former Eurovision Champion. Bryan however counters by shoving HBK off of him and into the ropes. Bryan can’t position himself correctly however as Michaels comes right back and plants him to the mat with a hard shoulder block. The crowd pop as HBK immediately heads off of the ropes, but Daniel rolls onto his stomach forcing HBK to go over top of him. HBK comes back and Bryan leap frogs over the Heartbreak Kid, forcing the Champion to go under him. Michaels tired now comes back and Bryan looks to send him to the mat with a hip toss, but HBK manages to block it before sending Daniel to the mat with a hip toss.
JR: And Shawn Michaels able to stay one step ahead of his former protégé forcing Bryan to the mat in the very early moments of this match up.
Piper: That’s the disadvantage of facing your Mentor in a match JR. They teach you everything you need to know, but NOT everything they know!
Bryan gets up with his pride wounded more than his body, but this gives the psychological edge to the Champion, for as Bryan gets up still licking his wounds HBK drops him to the mat with a hard knife edge chop. Bryan gets up again and HBK nails him with a chop that sends him holding his chest into the corner. HBK comes up to his student and nails him with a big right hand to the skull. HBK looks to be in firm control of the match up as he sends Bryan off out of the corner, but somehow the student counters and HBK goes sailing into the corner hard. The World Champion comes out of the corner from the impact and Bryan is on top of him sending him crashing down to the mat with a snapmare takedown. Michaels lands in a seated position and Bryan is on top of him, grabbing both of Michaels’ wrists and placing his knee in the upper back area of Michaels locking in a painful variation of the surfboard.
JR: Brilliant idea using that modified surfboard to attack the surgically repaired back of the Worlds Heavyweight Champion.
Piper: Daniel Bryan is a sadist JR. He’s out to do nothing but inflict harm and pain onto others and yet people cheer him. The UWF universe is messed up big time.
Bryan works on his mentor’s back knowing full well the history of Michaels’ back issues. Cena continues to watch on from the outside, he is clearly not at all afraid of the possibility of Michaels giving up. Bryan has the hold locked on and the World Champion is in clear pain now, but only for a few moments as HBK begins fighting back to his feet. Shawn Michaels is not the World Champion for nothing folks, and he shows that by getting to his feet and managing to spin himself around to kick Bryan right in the gut. The crowd cheer as Bryan holds his gut in pain, Michaels takes a second to catch his breath before bouncing off the ropes. Of course Bryan gets moment reprieve too and as Michaels comes back towards him, Bryan lashes out with a forearm shot that drops Michaels to the mat. Bryan looks out to the crowd screaming YES, before turning back towards Michaels who is getting to his feet. Bryan slings HBK off the ropes and waits for Michaels who comes back and Bryan is able to send him sailing to the mat with a body drop. The impact drives Michaels right back up to his feet and Daniel grabs him and sends him crashing to the mat with a back body drop. Michaels is down holding his back in pain before Bryan hops on top of him for the cover.
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HBK kicks out!
Piper: This is boring as hell JR. I don’t want to see Daniel Bryan trying to cripple HBK all night!
JR: Good strategy by the man who has the most to lose in this match up to focus on that back, and as you can see even John Cena may be getting a little worried.
Cena is shown on the outside unable to decide there if he should have made the save and breathes a sigh of relief. Bryan stands up and HBK sits up holding his back in pain only to show a big target that Bryan capitalizes on by kicking HBK right into the upper back. HBK lets out a whelp of pain as he shoots up to his knees and begins to hang on the ropes. Cena is right there watching as HBK is in position for Bryan who bounces off the ropes. HBK somehow manages to move out of the way and instead of dropkicking Michaels in the back, Bryan transforms it into a baseball slide that sends Cena into the ring barricade.
JR: Michaels moving out of the way from a shot to the back and thankfully Bryan was able to transform it last second to take out Cena on the outside.
Piper: That was absolutely uncalled for. How dare Bryan lay his hands on the Corporate Champ like that in such a cheap way! I hope the Champ rips his head off for that.
Bryan gets up on the apron turning to make sure Cena isn’t coming for a cheap shot. When he isn’t he turns back to Michaels in the ring who is attempting to nail Bryan with a punch. Bryan however blocks the punch and hangman’s HBK on the ropes sending the Champion back first onto the mat. Bryan isn’t going to waste any time as he literally jumps and flips over the top rope and comes down back first on top of the World Champion. The crowd is impressed with Bryan as he makes the cover.
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JR: I don’t think I’ve ever seen Bryan do something like that, but it comes at a huge moment in this match up!
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Cena grabs Bryan’s foot and pulls him outside of the ring so hard he does a face plant right on the floor. Bryan gets up holding his chin and Cena capitalizes by whipping Bryan hard knee first right into the steel steps. Bryan flips over and lands hard on his back. This leaves Cena time to slide into the ring and cover HBK himself.
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HBK kicks out!
Piper: See that is what makes John Cena so great JR. He saw an opportunity to get the win and he took it. Sure he didn’t get it there, but he will mark my words.
JR: You know someone else who has been capitalizing on chances, that is the Worlds Heavyweight Champion Hot Rod. Michaels won the belt controversially only a few weeks ago, and has been very successful since.
Cena shakes his head figuring he could have been World Champion there. He picks up Michaels with the snotty attitude he’s become known for and holds back his fist and drives it right into HBK’s kidneys on his back. HBK screams in pain as Cena punches HBK in his other kidney. HBK is in serious trouble now as Cena waits for him to turn around and drives the World Champion to the mat with a big body slam. Cena is all smiles as HBK lands on the mat so hard the momentum sends him rolling onto his stomach. This is exactly where Cena wants him, as Cena comes down right on his back with a massive elbow drop. The crowd boo as Cena rolls Shawn over and covers him.
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No! HBK kicks out!
Piper: Cena attacking the injury prone back of the World Champion. That is brilliant strategy, I bet old goat face on the floor here couldn’t possibly come up with something that smart.
JR: Are you dumb Hot Rod, or just an ignorant ass. Daniel Bryan has been the most consistent man on the roster of late, and he was the one who started attacking Shawn’s back…
Piper: Ha! I got you good there JR, but settle down, we don’t want you to have a heart attack!
Cena gets up pleading his case with the official saying it should have been three and if he wants to keep his job he needs to be faster. The crowd are cheering as Bryan has come back into the ring and looking for payback on Cena. Bryan looks ready to attack and charges Cena, but Cena sees it coming and plants Cena to the mat with a big clothesline. The crowd boo as Cena begins to laugh. “You can’t see me, you can’t touch me, shave that damn beard already!†Cena shouts as Bryan gets to his feet. Cena sends Bryan into the corner hard and Cena bounces off the ropes and just like in an earlier match drops Bryan to the mat with a bulldog. Cena immediately goes for the cover.
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Bryan kicks out!
Piper: I love seeing Daniel’s ugly mug be planted into the mat like that JR. Maybe a couple shots to the face will make him look better.
JR: Oh would you quit it Hot Rod. You have a face only a mother could love.
Cena shakes his head, “little man has some fight in him.†He shouts out to the child sitting in the front row. “You like this guy? Huh? Do you?†Cena picks up Bryan talking to the child in the front row who is shouting Yes, Yes, Yes! Cena smiles before tossing Bryan over the top rope and down to the floor. “There you can have your hero, you deserve each other!†This generates unusually large heat from the crowd. Cena smiles, “Alright now where is the cripp… Oh there you are.†Cena turns and sees Michaels standing behind him, his arms up ready to fight. “That’s adorable, you wanna fist fight, I can fist fight.†Michaels isn’t going to back down and Cena shakes his head. “Alright, I’ll give you the first shot. Come on bring it you old piece of…†Cena is cut off by HBK slapping the taste right out the European Champion’s mouth. The crowd explode into cheers.
JR: And that is why Shawn Michaels is the Worlds Heavyweight Champion. He knows Cena could tear his head off but he isn’t afraid to give it right back no matter the cost. All to remain Champion.
Cena is pissed and it is no longer fun and games he takes a swing that would take the World Champions head off, but the Champion isn’t there, he is already behind Cena, and the Euro Champ turns and Michaels unleashes a knife edge chop deep from his heart and soul. It staggers Cena, and Michaels pushes Cena’s arm aside and nails him with another one, and another and a fourth one all to the delight of the crowd. HBK has Cena in the corner and Michaels sends Cena off towards the other corner. But Cena counters and sends HBK so hard into the corner HBK literally flips and lands in corner with his lower back landing on the top turnbuckle. The crowd boos as HBK flips back down to his feet but is completely out of it. He is easy pickings for a pissed off Cena who lifts Michaels up and sends him crashing to the mat with a spinning powerbomb. The crowd boo knowing what comes next as it always does.
Piper: Alright we were interrupted by those 3 Live Kru jerks earlier, but this time we are going to see perfection driven right into the Heart Break Kid’s face!
Cena doesn’t wave perhaps gun shy after failing earlier in the night, instead Cena flicks Michaels off and bounces off the ropes and connects with the five knuckle shuffle. The crowd boo as Cena gets to his feet, gone is the smile and cool demeanor from earlier and now Cena is all business. He is waiting impatiently for Michaels to get to his feet. Michaels does and Cena is ready to pounce when out of nowhere comes Daniel Bryan who grabs HBK from behind and sends him to the mat with a jarring german suplex. The impact sends the World Champion out of the ring and costing Cena the momentum. Cena doesn’t like this and immediately grabs Bryan and throws him up to the shoulders. The crowd boo but Bryan suddenly drives his elbows into Cena’s skull and temple. Cena has no choice but to let Daniel down.
JR: Bryan costing Cena the FU on HBK and now he has just saved himself from being the victim of it himself.
Piper: See that’s what I’m talking about Cena does all the work and Bryan crawls his creepy ass into the ring and tries to steal it.
Daniel kicks Cena in the gut, forcing Cena to lean over, Bryan hooks Cena’s arms and performs a snap underhook suplex but instead of letting go of the hold he keeps it on as he flips Cena on his stomach and transforms it into the cattle mutilation! The crowd explode into cheers.
JR: Cattle Mutilation! This is by far one of the most devastating finishing moves I’ve ever witnessed and Daniel Bryan has it locked in to perfection here on the European.. no excuse me, the Corporate Champion.
Piper: This is a legal hold? Are you kidding me? I want to see a damn rule book.
Bryan has Cena trapped in a brutal submission hold in the center of the ring. Daniel realizes his chance is now or never as he reaches deep and uses all his strength to cause as much pain to Cena as he possibly can. The crowd wants Cena to tap, but no one wants it more than Bryan. Bryan can feel the World Championship coming home to him, until Shawn Michaels slides into the ring and breaks up the move by kicking Bryan right in the ribs. The crowd is a little bit disappointed that Bryan is once again short of becoming World Champion.
Piper: I can’t believe I’m saying this but thank god for Shawn Michaels. I think everyone would rage quit should Bryan become Champion.
JR: I’m not going to defend Daniel Bryan anymore Hot Rod, I’m going to let him do the talking in the ring!
Bryan stands up holding his insides and Michaels grabs his former student and pulls out an old move in his playbook. HBK grabs Bryan lifts him up and drops him to the mat with his old finishing maneuver, the leg hook Saito suplex! The crowd pop at HBK pulling out the old school before going for the cover.
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Bryan kicks out!
JR: Teardrop suplex from Shawn Michaels I haven’t seen him use that move in years. Clearly HBK is going to do whatever it takes to retain here tonight.
HBK picks up Bryan nonchalantly, the champion is beginning to feel momentum swing his way here in the match up. He sends Bryan off of the ropes, and Bryan counters, but with as many times as this has happened HBK knows full well what to do this time, he comes back and nails Bryan out of nowhere with a flying forearm smash. Both men hit the ground but only a few seconds later HBK kips up to the delight of the crowd. HBK throws up his arms getting the crowd involved in the match up. Michaels is so preoccupied he doesn’t see Cena holding his arm come up behind him ready to take his head off.
JR: Shawn watch your back!
Piper: Oh yeah, Shawn isn’t going to be able to see this!
HBK turns around and Cena lunges, but HBK has momentum on his side and ducks it easily. Cena turns around and Shawn grabs him and nails him with a reverse atomic drop. Cena is nailed to the mat by a big right hand, he gets up and HBK nails him across the chest which is already welt like from earlier. Cena gets up again, and HBK bad back and all picks him up and scoop slams him to the mat hard. The crowd pop as HBK wastes no time immediately heading up to the top rope. Once on top he pauses a moment and performs the sign of the cross before leaping off and nailing Cena right in the heart with the flying elbow drop.
JR: Yes! Yes! Yes! Shawn Michaels just drove his elbow right into the corrupt and evil heart of John Cena!
Piper: Corrupt and evil? Shawn Michaels is a crook, his world title reign is a sham, if anyone is corrupt and evil it’s the old man.
Michaels stands up and goes to the corner before wiping the hair out of his eyes. He begins pounding his foot into the mat and the crowd begin chanting with it. The crowd is on their feet waiting for Cena to get to his, eventually Cena does just that. HBK waits for Cena to turn and as he does HBK launches himself looking for Sweet Chin Music, but the crowd is shocked when Cena catches HBK’s foot. Cena takes out HBK’s other leg and flips him onto his stomach never letting go of the World Champion’s leg. With Michaels on his stomach and the leg held Cena quickly and efficiently locks in the STFU! The crowd begin to boo as Cena has his devastating Submission hold locked on.
JR: My god what a counter from Cena, and now he has the Worlds Champion in the center of the ring in that brutal STFU!
Piper: Shawn Michaels has tapped out to this move before, its going to happen here again tonight I can feel it. John Cena is going to have all the singles gold on Raw!
Cena has it locked in and begins screaming, “Tap! Tap! Tap!†hoping to put HBK out of his misery once and for all. Cena can feel the World Championship literally in his grasp as he pulls back on the hold, hoping to literally pop Shawn’s head off of his shoulders. Michaels holds on for a while but the crowd begins to get dismayed when HBK lifts his hand looking like he is ready to tap. Cena is licking his lips seeing Michaels about to bring the hand down when suddenly Cena is blindsided by a running dropkick to the side of the head from Bryan who has come out of nowhere.
JR: Daniel Bryan from outta nowhere, saving himself from falling down the ladder there, but I believe that was very close.
Piper: It would be great if Bryan wasn’t even involved in the fall JR, then he’d be even more obsolete than Michael Cole.
Bryan waits for Cena to get to his feet staggered before Bryan wraps his arms around Cena’s waist. Bryan is looking to land another German possibly, but it isn’t to be as Cena uses his elbow to nail Bryan in the side of the head. Bryan lets go staggered and Cena spins around and in one swift movement spins around and picks Bryan up on his shoulders. Cena with everything he has tosses Bryan to the mat with a big FU! The crowd can’t believe it, Cena is going to be World Champion for a third time as he goes for the cover.
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Bryan gets the shoulder up.
Piper: You are shitting me!
JR: Daniel Bryan kicking out of the FU, Daniel Bryan will not lay down tonight for anything with so much on the line!
Cena holds his head in disbelief as Bryan managed to kick out of the FU. Bryan is even able to roll onto the apron frustrating Cena even more. Pissed to all hell Cena turns to see HBK pulling himself to his feet, but the Heartbreak Kid is seriously hurt. Cena gets down with his hands on his knees looking to end the Champion right here and right now. “Come on you crippled son of a…†Cena begins to say but never finishes as HBK reaches his feet and quicker than a hiccup nails John Cena from out of nowhere with the Sweet Chin Music! The crowd explode into cheers. HBK literally falls from exhaustion on top of Cena.
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Cena gets the shoulder up!
Piper: Thank God John Cena always kicks out at 2!
JR: Shawn Michaels nailed Sweet Chin Music right into the chin of Cena and yet somehow it wasn’t enough, what is it going to take to win this match and be the Worlds Heavyweight Champion?
Somehow and someway the Corporate European Champion and possibly soon to be World Champion kicked out of Shawn Michaels bread and butter. HBK is exhausted and rolls onto his back. All three men are down and out having been just exhausted from this back and forth contest. That is until Shawn Michaels kips up bringing the crowd to their feet with applause for not just him but all three men.
JR: The crowd loves this match and they should, this is by far a classic contest.
A “This is Awesome†chant begins to chant as the three men have given it their all tonight. Michaels looks around the ring and sees it is Daniel Bryan who is pulling himself to his feet with the help of the ropes. Michaels realizes how slow Bryan is and sees a perfect opportunity, much like the ones he has capitalized on in recent weeks. He immediately heads to the opposite corner and begins pounding his foot into the mat. The crowd is on their feet this is it, Shawn Michaels is about to send Daniel Bryan right back to the bottom of the totem pole with some chin music that will be anything but sweet.
Piper: Yes! I will gladly take Michaels retaining so long as he gets this goat faced bastard off of our TV screens once and for all.
JR: Shawn hits this he is going to be the first Champion in over a month to successfully retain the World Title.
Bryan gets to his feet and Michaels sets, locks, loads, and fires. And connects with nothing but air. The student knew his mentor way too well and avoids the Chin music. Michaels lands his foot and staggers landing funny on his leg. He turns around right into the waiting arms of Bryan, who grabs Michaels by the arm and drags him down to the mat and to the astonishment from the crowd locks in the YES lock! Bryan is screaming, “YES YES YES! At the top of his lungs as he has his mentor trapped in the center of the ring and Cena is nowhere to be seen.
JR: Go on Kid, make yourself famous!
Piper: This is the worst possible thing the Board could imagine JR!
Bryan can feel it now as the crowd is surprisingly behind him and not the Heartbreak Kid. People want to see history here tonight as Bryan looks to win his first World Championship. Of course to do that he has to beat the Champion who isn’t ready to tap just yet. Michaels begins pulling and clawing and jarring his way to the ropes, realizing he can’t stay in this hold long. He manages to get himself within a few inches of the ropes, but Bryan will NOT be denied here tonight. He lets go of Michaels long enough to pull him back into the center of the ring. He then goes to lock in the hold again. Michaels tries to block it but he has no luck and Bryan has it in again.
Piper: Son of a bitch! This is the worst thing that could happen to me! Come on you old lazy piece of crap, do something!
JR: Michaels was in the STFU for a very long time, and now he’s in the YES Lock. How much does the Worlds Champion have left in the tank?
Michaels tries to claw his way, but you can see he is getting slower and slower. Bryan is screaming “Tap! Tap! Tap!†Bryan is going to rip Michaels’ to pieces in order to win the Big Gold belt. HBK tries to turn Bryan onto his back for a pinning predicament, but Bryan knows his mentor too well and switches his balance so he can’t. The crowd don’t know what to expect, when suddenly Shawn reaches up into the air and begins slamming his hand down onto the mat submitting the World Title to Daniel Bryan!
Here is your Winner as a result of a Submission, and the NEW UWF World Heavyweight Champion: Daniel Bryan!
JR: Bah Gawd I’m in shock! Everyone in attendance is shocked. Daniel Bryan is the Worlds Heavyweight Champion!
Piper: No this isn’t happening, this is the worst day in the history of the World Title.
The crowd is on their feet in amazement as Bryan has just won the World Championship. No one can believe what they are witnessing, not even Bryan has let it sync in as he gets off of HBK and collapses to the mat.
JR: Daniel Bryan has done it! He has finally won the big one, and good for him. Bryan has been around for a long time and has always come up just short but not tonight!
The official checks on Bryan, but Bryan is fine, he is merely laid in the ring holding his head in both shock and disbelief as tears begin to well in his eyes. Bryan sits up as the official hands Bryan the World Title and he just holds it their staring at it as if seeing his first born son or daughter for the first time. After a long moment Daniel stands up and rushes over to the corner holding up the World Title screaming YES! YES! YES! The crowd join him in celebrating with a YES Chant!
Piper: This is a nightmare JR! An absolute Nightmare.
JR: This is a dream come true Hot Rod, a moment everyone in the UWF Universe will remember forever, Daniel Bryan could have been at the bottom of the rung, but after tonight he will be at the top. What a moment!
Bryan is shown celebrating his World Title victory taking turns on each turnbuckle showing it off to the crowd. This is where we leave it as UWF Summerslam continues onward.
Renee Young:
Please Welcome my guest at this time, Damien Sandow.
The crowd in the arena boo as Sandow appears on screen, Sandow seems equally as disgusted by their response.
Renee Young: So Damien-
Damien Sandow: Ahem, Mr. Sandow please.
Renee Young: O…kay Mr. San-
Damien Sandow: Actually, Mr. Sandow refers to a long lineage of great Sandows in my family. So please simply refer to me as Mr. Damien Sandow.
Renee Young: Anyway…â€Mr.†Damien Sandow. Tonight you get your rematch to the UWF Championship in a Championship Scramble match An-
Damien Sandow: And yet, All anyone seems to talk about is how unfair this bout is to David Batista. Let us Recap the events shall we Ms….?
Sandow pauses questioning his interviewers name.
Renee Young: Oh, Young.
Damien Sandow: I’m sure you are, I was simply inquisitive over what your name is.
Renee Young: Yeah it’s Re-
Damien Sandow: Moving on to important matters, I Damien Sandow ended the reign of that crazed maniac competing later tonight. And yet I was forced to defend my championship in a Triple Threat with an addled and aged Ric Flair as the official, and no one batted an eye. I was not pinned or made to submit, and yet that man eliminated me from the bout ending my reign. David receives a title opportunity that ends in an instant, and yet he and the rest of the ignoramuses that make up the UWF audience feel it is unfair that he has to prove himself a worthy champion in a Championship Scramble after said abhorrent championship victory. Eduardo, the Good Reverend, and Jonathon, are all lucky to simply be apart of this bout, David is lucky to even be a champion, and yet the man who has earned a singles opportunity at the championship has to have his written on a contract one on one Rematch clause fulfilled in a Championship Scramble. It is yet another example of how the people out there choose to see things in a way they seem best, simply because I am making them clean their minds and learn for once they despise me and so they choose to rewrite history and make it seem like everyone else is a victim. Well I am a martyr, a martyr to anyone who appreciates a sophisticated mind, and until they are saved I shall forgive them of all their sins for once they’ve accepted me as their savior they will have known the error of their ways.
Renee Young: Well…As I was saying, tonight you’re in the Scramble Match and-
Damien Sandow: Championship Scramble match, you must fully state the title of the bout, I don’t believe you’d see many The Cell or Man Standing matches now would you?
Renee Young: I guess not…Okay tonight you’re a part of the interesting Championship Scramble match and I wanted to ask-
Damien Sandow: The Championship Scramble bout is quite interesting isn’t it, and it is a concept which I’ve studied thoroughly. For while the rest of my opponents are focused on the adversaries that await them, I have nothing to worry about in that department as evident with my past dealings with such opponents. I have concerned myself more with the clock that is always ticking, with the fact that the later you come the fresher you may be, but the later you come the less time you have to gain an advantage. I’ve studied every aspect of this bout, and it is in those studies that I have already garnered the victory. I may be hurt from the uncalled for accosting from the hotheaded David, but I am fully prepared to gain back the championship I never lost. Tonight I stand before you an uncrowned champion, but later this evening I shall be your UWF Champion.
Renee Young: That said I simply wanted to ask-
Damien Sandow: Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a bout, title reign, and salvation to prepare for. I must say Not as dreadful an interview as I expected, as most never know what to ask, I see a future in your journalistic efforts but of course forewarning: not all interviewees shall be as easy to work with as myself.
Sandow goes to leave but pauses, turning back around.
Damien Sandow: You’re Welcome.
Sandow leaves off screen as Renee Young looks befuddled, she sighs
Renee Young: I just wanted to ask what number you were.
The feed fades off.
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is a 5-Man Scramble Match and it is for the UWF Championship!
...YYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
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"I Walk Alone" by Saliva tears through the arena and the crowd instantly boos, louder than they have all night. At the perfect moment, Batista emerges from behind the curtain with the UWF Championship wrapped around his waist. Batista walks out onto the stage, looking focused. He starts to go down the ramp, but pauses briefly. He holds his hands up and slaps the title around his waist, then his chest while letting out a huge roar. Massive pyro explodes behind him.
Cole: Here he comes, Ladies and Gentlemen, the UWF Champion, Batista!
Booker T: You have to wonder where his head's at after that walkout last week on SmackDown!
As Batista reaches the ring, the next theme begins to play.
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The crowd are on their feet cheering as John Morrison saunters out onto the stage. He peers out around the arena, eyeing his surroundings, before he poses for the camera. With that, Morrison strides down the ramp. He slides into the ring, as the camera pans out to show the arena in its entirety. Morrison poses on the turnbuckle, soaking up the reaction of the audience in attendance.
Cole: A last minute addition to this contest, John Morrison making his way out here!
Booker T: He has a ton to prove in this contest and it doesn't work out in his favor that he's starting this thing out.....with Batista of all people!
DING!
DING!
DING!
The bell sounds and this one is underway. Batista and Morrison lock horns with Batista easily overpowering Morrison. He shoves Morrison down but Morrison rolls back to his feet and runs toward Batista. At the last second, he whips behind Dave and ends up rolling him up in a school boy pin.
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KICK-OUT!!
Batista rolls out and gets to his feet. As he does, he plants Morrison down with a clothesline. Batista then starts stomping away at Morrison. Batista then grabs Morrison by the hair and lifts him up to his feet. Morrison, however, leaps and connects with a stiff kick to the side of Batista's head. Batista stumbles back and into the corner. Morrison runs and dropkicks Batista and Batista slumps down to the mat below. Morrison then connects with a few stomps of his own. Batista ends up grabbing Morrison's boot on one stomp attempt and by his leg throws him clear across the ring. Batista gets to his feet and lets out a roar.
Cole: Batista looks to be through playing around!
Booker T: Morrison better watch out, dogg!
Morrison looks up to see Batista advancing. Morrison wisely rolls out of the ring and to the floor. Batista, however, follows suit and exits the ring as well. Morrison hops onto the outside barricade and runs on top towards Batista. Morrison then leaps into the air and tries for a crossbody. Batista catches Morrison in his arms and rams him into the ring post. Morrison is then dropped to the outside like a piece of trash.
Booker T: Batista just absolutely ruthless!
Cole: Is Morrison already out of this?!
Batista grabs Morrison up and tosses him back into the ring. Batista slides in the ring and goes back on the attack. He picks Morrison back up to his feet and sets up for a suplex. As Batista lifts Morrison up, he slams him forward face first. Batista then puts both thumbs down and calls for the Batista Bomb.
Booker T: Here we go!
Cole: Shades of what happened to Damien Sandow last week on SmackDown!
Batista grabs Morrison and places him in position. Before he can execute, Morrison counters with a back body drop. Morrison turns around and waits for Batista to come to. As he does, Morrison bounces off the ropes and connects with a huge kick right between Batista's eyes. Morrison then covers Batista.
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KICK-OUT!!
Batista throws Morrison off of him and gets to his feet. Morrison springboards off the second rope and goes for a moonsault. Batista again catches Morrison in mid air but this time catches him on his shoulder. Batista then plants Morrison down with a running powerslam!
Booker T: Just like the British Bulldog!
Batista then gets to his feet, grabs the ropes and shakes them wildly. Then, just about that time, the clock strikes down to zero.
Cole: Who's making their way out next?
Just as Cole finishes that line, the next theme hits.
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Booker T: Here comes Latino Heat!
Cole: Eddie Guerrero in his first championship contest here in UWF!
Eddie walks out without Chavo or El Mesias. He slowly makes his way to the ring as Batista dares him to enter. As Batista is distracted, he doesn't notice Morrison sneaking up behind him. Morrison then rolls Batista up.
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INTERIM UWF CHAMPION: JOHN MORRISON
Booker T: Morrison just pinned the Champ!
Cole: Morrison just has to hold onto that championship until the final bell sounds. Can he do it?
Batista is furious as he gets back to his feet and charges at Morrison. Morrison pulls down the top rope and sends Batista soaring over the ropes and to the outside. Eddie finally enters the ring at this point as he and Morrison have a staredown. They then lock up and Eddie forces Morrison into the corner. The referee tries to create some separation but, as he intervenes, Eddie rakes Morrison's eyes. Morrison then jumps back in pain, allowing Eddie to connect some knife-edge chops to Morrison's chest, lighting it on fire. Morrison then has enough and grabs Eddie and tosses him into the corner and starts hitting Eddie with some knife-edge chops of his own.
Cole: Eddie Guerrero and John Morrison taking it to one another!
Booker T: These chops sound nasty, man!
As Morrison starts getting the upper hand, Batista re-enters the ring and goes right after Morrison. He splashes Morrison into Eddie in the corner. Morrison stumbles back as Eddie crumbles to the mat. As Morrison turns around, Batista lays him out with a spear. Batista then covers Morrison.
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INTERIM UWF CHAMPION: BATISTA
Cole: What a vicious spear!
Booker T: Morrison went down with a thud!
Batista then walks over to Guerrero and starts stomping away at him. Batista picks Eddie up and drags him to the center of the ring. As he does, Eddie snaps to life and locks Batista in an inside cradle.
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INTERIM UWF CHAMPION: EDDIE GUERRERO
Booker T: Eddie stole the title away from Batista!
Cole: Yeah and Batista doesn't seem too happy about it.
Cole is right. As Eddie rolls out of the ring after the pin, Batista sits up in shock. He then rolls out of the ring and pursues Eddie. Eddie runs around the ring and slides under the ring. As Batista rounds the corner, he doesn't know where Eddie is. As Batista turns, Eddie pops out and clubs Batista in the back. He then starts hammering away at Batista, wearing him down before tossing him into the steel steps. Batista crashes into them and then falls to the mat below. As Eddie seems proud of himself, he notices Morrison sailing over the top rope. He doesn't act quick enough as Morrison nails him with a corkscrew splash on the outside.
Cole: It looks like a trainwreck out here!
Booker T: And look at the clock!
As all 3 men are down, the clock counts back down to zero and the next theme hits the PA system.
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The crowd actually cheers as the former Reverend emerges from the back, sporting his old Dudley Boyz attire. He then sprints down to ringside.
Booker T: It's no longer Reverend D'Von! It's Brother D'Von!
Cole: And he looks to be ready to go here tonight!
As he reaches the ring, Batista is just getting to his feet. D'Von immediately goes after Batista and starts hammering away at him. D'Von then grabs Batista and slams his head down onto the steel steps. Batista stumbles back and then allows D'Von to shove Batista into the ring post. Batista hits his head and falls down. D'Von then yells "TESTIFY!" and looks underneath the ring.
Booker T: What's D'Von looking for?
Cole: Remember, Booker, there's no disqualifications in this match. Just pinfalls or submissions apply.
After a few moments, D'Von pulls out a table from underneath the ring. The crowd goes crazy as a "TABLE!" chant breaks out. D'Von then throws the table into the ring. D'Von then grabs Eddie and tosses him into the ring. As D'Von enters, Eddie springs back into life and is on the attack, immediately going after D'Von by clubbing him in the back and kneeing him in the face. D'Von powers his way to his feet and starts to fight back, exchanging right hands with Guerrero. D'Von gets the upper hand and irish whips Eddie into the corner. D'Von then runs and clotheslines Eddie. As Eddie stumbles forward, D'Von hits him with a flapjack.
Booker T: The interim champion just got planted!
D'Von then gets up and turns his attention back to the table. He pulls out each leg and then sets it up. As he does, Morrison enters the ring and goes after D'Von. He turns him around and starts exchanging right hands with him. D'Von again gets the upper hand and ends up tossing Morrison into the corner. As D'Von tries to attack, Morrison hits him with an elbow smash. Morrison then places D'Von into the corner and hoists him up top. Morrison then scales the turnbuckle himself and lifts D'Von up more until both of them are standing on the top rope.
Cole: What is Morrison planning here?!
Booker T: This could be very bad!
Morrison places D'Von's arm over his and leaps backwards with a C4 off the top rope. Both men then go crashing through the table D'Von set up earlier as the crowd begins chanting "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!"
Cole: OH MY!
Booker T: GOOD GAHD!
Morrison and D'Von lie motionless in the wreckage. Eddie gets to his feet and sees the carnage in the ring. He then decides to exit the ring and stand on the apron, screaming at the heckling fans.
Cole: Eddie should really pay attention to what is going on in the match and not the fans sitting at ringside!
As Eddie is yelling, he doesn't see that Batista has gotten back into the ring. Batista angrily glares at Eddie. Eddie turns around just as Batista is charging at him. Batista then spears Eddie through the ropes and Eddie goes sailing off the apron and bashes his sternum on the announcer's table. Eddie falls back and collapses to the floor, holding his ribs in pain. Batista then goes to the outside and grabs Eddie. He tosses him back into the ring and slides in after him. Batista then grabs Eddie and attempts a Batista Bomb. He lifts him into the air and plants him down hard.
Cole: BATISTA BOMB!
Batista then covers Eddie.
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INTERIM UWF CHAMPION: BATISTA
As Batista gets back up, Morrison is beginning to stir and Batista notices. Batista then slaps Morrison's head a few times, goading him into getting up. Morrison uses Batista as a weight to pull himself up. Batista laughs as Morrison crawls to his feet. Morrison then hits a low blow on Batista. Batista grabs himself and falls to his knees. As he does, Morrison gets up to his feet and kicks Batista right in the side of the head.
Cole: Well, that's one way to beat an Animal!
As Morrison gets a quick breather, the clock counts back down to zero and the final competitor emerges.
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The crowd boos as the "Intellectual Savior of the Unwashed Masses" Damien Sandow walks out onto the stage with his accomplice Mike Knox. Sandow then motions for Knox to make his way to the back as Sandow takes off his robe and runs down to the ring. Morrison is waiting for him as he enters and the two men begins slugging away at each other. Sandow gets the upper hand and he irish whips Morrison into the ropes. On the rebound, Sandow locks Morrison in a sleeper hold. Sandow hops onto Morrison's back to apply more pressure. Morrison struggles to get out but he starts to fade.
Booker T: Damien Sandow has such an advantage in this match, coming in last.
Cole: Right you are, Booker. He's the freshest one in this match!
As Morrison is down, Sandow releases the hold and goes over to work on the interim champion Batista. He looks down at Batista's prone body and signals for the Elbow of Disdain. As he's about to hit it, Batista rolls out of the wayt and Damien drives an elbow into the mat. Batista then waits on Sandow and attempts a Batista Bomb on him once again.
Booker T: A flashback to last week, Cole!
As Batista lifts Sandow up, Sandow begins hammering Batista in the face. As Batista is knocked winding, Sandow counters into a hurricanrana. Batista goes down to the mat.
Cole: Damien Sandow must have studied a lot of Batista matches!
Sandow then attempts to cover Batista but D'Von has gotten back up and grabs Sandow by the hair. He lifts Sandow up but Sandow gets a thumb to D'Von's eye. D'Von stumbles back, allowing himself to be set up for the Terminus. As he does, Damien sees Batista get to his feet. Damien thinks quick and moves out of the way. Batista then ends up spearing D'Von in the back. Batista gets back up, allowing Sandow to hit him with the Terminus. Sandow then pins Batista.
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KICK-OUT!!
Booker T: That boy kicked out!
Cole: Batista kicked out of the Terminus!
Sandow can't believe it as he grabs his hair in frustration. Sandow then motions towards the back and Knox makes his way down to ringside.
Booker T: I thought Damien Sandow would do the admirable thing and leave Knox backstage.
Cole: Damien Sandow; admirable?
As Knox reaches the ring, Sandow points to the timekeeper's corner. Knox makes his way over and grabs the UWF Championship. Knox then slides into the ring and stalks Batista. As Batista gets to his feet, Knox goes to bash Batista in the skull with the title, as Batista did to Knox on SmackDown. Batista ducks and ends up clotheslining Knox out of the ring. As he does, Sandow takes advantage and rolls Batista up.
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INTERIM UWF CHAMPION: DAMIEN SANDOW
Cole: Batista just got rolled up again!
Booker T: And I think it just pissed him off!
Batista roars to his feet and Damien Sandow just realized what he caused as Batista goes into beast mode. He grabs Sandow by the neck and hurls him into the corner. He then charges into him with a powerful shoulder thrust. Batista then starts wailing on Sandow with shots to the head and body. Sandow tries to protect himself but Batista will have none of it and tosses him clear across the ring.
Cole: We are at the 2 minute mark. Damien Sandow only has to survive 2 more minutes.
Batista goes to follow up but Knox grabs Batista's feet from the outside. Batista notices this and turns around to face Knox. He grabs Knox by the hair and attempts to pull him up onto the apron. As he does, Sandow picks up the UWF Championship and cracks Batista in the back of the head. Batista then falls down hard.
Booker T: Knox proving to be the difference maker once again!
As Sandow gloats to the crowd, telling them "YOU'RE WELCOME!", he doesn't see Morrison right behind him. Morrison turns Sandow around and begins blasting with with shots to the face. Morrison then irish whips Sandow into the corner. As Morrison charges at Sandow, Eddie comes out of nowhere with a clothesline, planting Morrison down to the mat.
Booker T: We all forgot about Eddie Guerrero!
Cole: This is still anyone's contest!
Eddie then turns his attention to the interim champion Damien Sandow. He pulls Sandow out and hits him with a suplex. Eddie rotates his hips and gets back to his feet.
Cole: Eddie is going for his patented Three Amigos!
Eddie then plants Sandow with a second suplex. Eddie then gets back up and finishes the trifecta of suplexes. Eddie then pins Sandow.
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INTERIM UWF CHAMPION: EDDIE GUERRERO
Cole: We are down to our 30 seconds in this contest and Eddie Guerrero is interim champion!
Booker T: This is where you should pull out all the stops.
As Eddie gets to his feet, Morrison turns him around and plants him with a DDT. He lands close to the turnbuckle and Morrison has an idea. He quickle hits the Starship Pain on Guerrero. As Morrison is about to pin him, Batista grabs Morrison and throws him out of the ring over the top rope. Batista then drags Eddie to the center of the ring and pins him.
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Cole: Batista is picking up Morrison's scraps!
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INTERIM UWF CHAMPION: BATISTA
As the referee counts the 3, Batista gets to his feet. The clock then strikes down to zero and the bell sounds.
YOUR WINNER AND STILL UWF CHAMPION, "THE ANIMAL" BATISTA!
Booker T: Through some nefarious means, Batista is still the UWF Champion!
Cole: John Morrison must be devastated.
As the referee gives Batista his championship......
WHERE ALL MY BROS AT?!
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As Batista clutches his championship, the SmackDown General Manager Zack Ryder appears on the stage with a microphone in hand.
Booker T: What's the GM doing out here?
Cole: I doubt he's here to congratulate Batista!
Zack Ryder: What a main event I scheduled! It had action, drama and, at the end of the day, Batista, bro, my headband's off to you for surviving that grueling contest. However, I think your celebration is a little premature because, you're not done.
Batista begins screaming at Ryder but it barely phases him. Zack then continues speaking.
Zack Ryder: Yeah, bro. I didn't have enough time before your match to tell you. My bad. But, regardless, we've got business to take care of. You see, Triple H, that's ok you making the decision for me, signing up the Hardcore Champion Mr. Kennedy. That's just fine because I'm still going to get myself a World Champion.
Cole: What is he talking about?
Booker T: I don't have any idea, Cole!
Zack Ryder: The man I'm about to bring out, I signed him at the start of the show. He's a man who, I feel and many of you might feel the same way, didn't get a fair shake earlier tonight, he is a man who has earned the right to call himself Mr. Money in the Bank! And since I had a blue briefcase just laying around anyway this man traded up for a real Championship. The UWF Championship! And tonight he's cashing in folks! And, if any of you making your way to the back even think about interfering in this next contest, I'll fire you. So, Ladies and Gentlemen, Broskis and Hoeskis, please welcome back out to the ring the newest member of the SmackDown roster, my mentor, my friend, "The Rated R Superstar" Edge!
YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME?
YOU DON’T KNOW ME!
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Cole: WHAT?!
Booker T: Edge is on SmackDown!?!
Cole: Not only that, Booker, but he's cashing in Money In The Bank!
The crowd boos even louder as Edge emerges from the back holding the blue Money In The Bank briefcase. He and Ryder then walk down to the ring together. Batista is livid inside the ring, screaming at Ryder. Edge slides into the ring and Ryder walks up the steps.
Booker T: I'm not the biggest Batista fan but this doesn't seem right.
Edge stands across the ring from Batista but Batista has his eyes set on Ryder. As Ryder enters the ring, he pleads with Batista. He tries to apologize to him. Edge hands the blue briefcase to Ryder as he rings the bell.
DING!
DING!
DING!
Ryder tosses the briefcase over the top rope as Batista begins to focus on Edge. Ryder then attempts a Rough Ryder.
Cole: Oh now what the hell is this?!
Batista, however, catches Ryder in a powerbomb position. As he's about to slam Ryder down, Edge connects with a spear to Batista. Big Dave goes down and Ryder falls right on top of his neck.
Cole: What a spear!
Booker T: With some help!
Ryder climbs off of Batista as Edge makes the cover. Ryder then counts the pin himself, but does so in a fast manner.
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YOUR WINNER AND NEW UWF CHAMPION, "THE RATED R SUPERSTAR" EDGE!!!
Cole: This was all a screwjob!
Booker T: Edge and Zack Ryder conspired together and stole the UWF Championship!
Edge and Ryder roll out of the ring. The referee hands Ryder the UWF Championship and he hands it to Edge. Both men make their way up the ramp celebrating as the crowd boos. Ryder says to the camera "Zack Ryder, 1.....Triple H, 0!" Batista is just getting up and realizing what happened as he proceeds to throw a fit. He grabs the referee and tosses him over the top rope and lets out a roar in disgust as we fade into the next segment.
We head backstage to see Dean Ambrose pacing back and forth.
Interviewer
Umm excuse me...Dean?
Ambrose faces the camera holding his head like it's throbbing in pain.
Dean Ambrose
I have to do this. I have to beat him. There’s no other way. I’m not sure what Cody’s intentions really are. He’s been getting too much into my head. I can’t risk HIM getting in control. Cody or whoever is in there, you’ve made a terrible mistake. I was regaining control but now I can feel it slipping away every second. I keep staying up at night trying to figure out what it really is that Cody wants. He says he wants the recognition but I feel like there’s something far more he’s looking forward to. He’s changed a lot in such a short amount of time. Maybe its…No it can’t be. There’s no way they could have communicated with each other. But maybe…Maybe our demons are working together to help get free from our control. Maybe the plan is for me to become just like Cody. Lose all control of my former self. Then that’s the plan. I need to beat Cody on my own. I need to make sure he stays away until I am able to fully regain my consciousness. I need to…I need too…
Just then Dean Ambrose squats down with his hands on his ears and begins yelling. The picture becomes a bit distorted but as soon as he stops screaming, everything returns to normal. He stands up slowly with a smirk to the camera.
Dean Ambrose
Tonight is the night. The night where everything changes. The night when I finally reveal my one true self. The night I get to take over this vessel known as Dean Ambrose. You see Cody, it doesn't matter who wins or loses this match. I made you think that this is some sort of grand scheme to get my revenge but you just fell right into my trap. All you did was help me make this vessel insane. You allowed me to come out from the shadows and let the world know my true name. Even if you managed to pin my shoulders to the mat tonight, I still win. I always win Cody. I'll be free and not have to worry about pesky little insects like yourself. Don't get me wrong though Cody, I'm not just going to let you fly around me like a mosquito. I'm not going to continue to allow you to draw blood from me. It doesn't hurt when you do it but I think it's time to swat you down and watch the blood trickle from your body.
Ambrose starts to chuckle to himself.
Dean Ambrose
I'm already looking towards the future. I don't care if Cody wants to go around claiming he beat the legend that is Dean Ambrose or that he didn't really lose even though I made sure he didn't get up for a 10 count. No you see I want what's mine. We have an imposter of a champion holding onto my World Heavyweight Championship but judging by the way things are going, we just might see Stephanie's hand picked champion come out the winner. I don’t care. I’ve beaten John Cena before and I can beat him again. Even if Daniel Bryan pulls the upset and becomes the champion, I can deal with him easily. But I want Shawn Michaels to retain. I want him to know just what happens when you cross me.
But enough thinking about the future. Cody Rhodes is here and now. I thank him for all that he's done for me but it's time to show him just why it was a bad idea. You've made the worst mistake of your life Cody and I'm going to make sure no one ever decides to try and cross me ever again.
Ambrose starts to laugh maniacally as the camera crew just slowly backs away and exits the room as he head elsewhere.
Maxine is running around backstage until she finds Derrick Bateman
Maxine
Derrick! I can’t find Fandango! He hasn’t talked to me all week and his International title match is coming up soon and-
Derrick Bateman
Shh. Follow me.
Derrick leads Maxine into a locker room where Johnny Curtis is standing there.
Maxine
Oh my god! Johnny!
Maxine runs up and hugs Curtis but then slaps him across the face.
Maxine
What the hell happened!? You’re supposed to be Fandango! You have a world championship match tonight against The Rock and we need you to be-
Johnny Curtis
Wait what? The Rock? I get to fight The Rock! Oh my god this is a dream come true! And did you say the world title is on the line? What’s going on!? Am I in heaven? Did I die? Am I in the Matrix? Can I fly? Hey guys watch this!
Johnny jumps into the air trying to fly but doesn't. He looks a bit sad but then remembers it's real life and he's facing The Rock.
Johnny Curtis
Oh my god this is real life! How did I get a title match?
Derrick Bateman
Dude you got put into a fatal four way match last month and won it. Look.
Derrick goes over to a gymbag and takes out the International Championship.
Johnny Curtis
Whoa! I'm in the International Champion! Oh man so you guys think I can retain my championship against The Rock?
Maxine
No! We need Fandango! Johnny just transform back for your match and then we can deal with this later.
Derrick Bateman
No! I have my friend back and I'm not just going to let him slip away again. Don't worry bro, you can win this one on you're own. You're Johnny freaking Curtis. We're not allowed at ringside but you can do this by yourself. I have complete faith in you.
Derrick and Johnny are looking at each other for awhile until Johnny finally speaks.
Johnny Curtis
Can you guys give me a second?
Derrick and Maxine nod and walk out of the locker room.
Maxine
Derrick we need Fandango for this match!
Derrick Bateman
Don't worry he'll be fine. Even if he loses, he'll have a rematch.
Maxine
How many times have people ever won their rematch? It's just a parting gift for losers and I don't want to manage any losers anymore.
Derrick Bateman
Whoa harsh. Look whatever happens happens. We'll deal with it later.
Just then the door opens and Johnny walks out in full Fandango mode
Fandango
Alright let's do this.
Fandango walks off and Derrick looks a bit sad but Maxine is happy.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Christy Hemme: Ladies and gentleman the following contest is set for one fall and it is for the UWF International Championship!
Introducing the challanger, From Miami, Florida. Weighing in at two hundred and sixty pounds. He is the The People's Champion... THE ROCK!!
The crowd is giving off a mixed reaction to the crowd as The Rock enters on stage and looks into the crowd, determined as ever to win another title under his belt as he makes his way to the ring. The Rock climbs onto the ropes and poses for the crowd, then enters the ring as he awaits for Fandango to come out.
And Introducing his opponent; And from Westbrook, Maine, weighing in at 244 pounds... he is the UWF International Champion.... FaaaanDaaaanGoooo
Fandango dances his way on stage as he looks at The Rock with the most serious look he's ever given someone ever as he walks to the ring by himself, as per the stipulations that Vince Russo has given him. Fandango enters the ring and poses for the crowd with his title belt before the referee takes it from him and gives the look of it to The Rock.
Taz: This is going to be an intense match that we're about to witness. And with pratically everyone banned from ringside you gotta wonder what The Rock is thinking.
Regal: Oh come on dear chap, The Rock doesn't need anyone to help him with the title; he's The Great One!
Styles: Ahhh I still don't trust him. He's planning something I know it!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
The UWF crowd is on fire as the main event of Anarchy's side of Summerslam is about to go underway as The Rock and Fandango are standing by their corners, alone as per the stipulations that GM's Mick Foley and Vince Russo have setted on the last edition of Anarchy. The Rock and Fandango both look slightly nervous as the International Championship title is on the line in this very match and both men are looking more egar then ever to win it. The Rock and Fandango are now going around circles as they prepare to go for a lockup but The Rock starts to mock Fandango by dancing around the ring ballarina style. Fandango doesn't look amused as The Rock doesn't even smile at his own mockery as Fandango loosen's his tongue up and then does the 'If ya smell!' chant and pose complete with tongue action as The Rock steps back and looks offended, now going wide eyed at The Rock. Fandango is showing the slightest hint of a smile now as The Rock is looking angry now as he and Fandango charges at each other and finally gets into a lockup to officially start off the match. The Rock is showing the stength advantage here and is moving Fandango around the ring but Fandango uses Rocky's anger to his advantage and trips him backwards, Rock landing onto his back and gets up using the ropes and starts to yell at Fandango!
Taz: Not even a minute into the match and Fandango has already gotten into The Rock's head. This is not looking good for The Rock!
Styles: Maybe it's because Trish Stratus isn't at ringside to give The Rock some support. He's really going to go over his head this time.
The Rock is losing his cool now as Fandango seems to be enjoying the moment. The Rock then charges in again as him and Fandango go in for another lockup, this time lasting a bit longer as The Rock easily brings Fandango over towards the ropes. Fandango is being held at the ropes as th referee forces Rock to go back but Rock hits a cheap shot to Fandango's head, then starts to club him on the back of the head. The Rock is looking into the crowd now as Fandango is on one knee, The Rock yelling into the crowd as he walks up to Fandango but Fandango drives his fist to The Rock's gut as The Rock walks around the ring in agony, Fandango then runs up and goes for a bulldog but The Rock ducks as Fandango crashes to the mat, Fandango then gets up as The Rock goes for a Samoan Drop but Fandango slips behind Rock then goes for a clothesline but The Rock ducks it, then goes for a DDT but Fandango ends up ramming The Rock to the corner nearby then backs up. Both men are heading to a stalemate right now as they can't get a move on each other!
Styles: Both competitors are trying to gain the upper advantage but they are countering each others moves.
Taz: Well both men want that title so badly that they're going all out in this match Joey. As in we're not going to see either man screw up tonight!
The Rock and Fandango are both locking eyes on one another, refusing to lose focus lest they lose the upper advantage on one another. Fandango walks up to Rocky as Rock runs up and misses a clothesline onto Fandango, Fandango quickly then hits The Rock with a neckbreaker! Fandango is able to get in a quick pose as The Rock gets up but eats a dropkick from Fandango. Fandango then starts to mock The Rock with some facial expressions as The Rock quickly rises to his feet as The Rock is getting annoyed now. Fandango looks away as he poses for the crowd again but that is his first mistake as The Rock runs up and clothesline Fandango into the back of the head as he crashes to the floor. The Rock yells at him to get up as Fandango goes up while comforting the back of his head as Rocky is ready to whip Fandango to the ropes but Fandango counterwhips The Rock out of the ring instead! The Rock gets up and looks slightly dazed as he looks to the crowd, then turns around as Fandango runs up and lands a suicide dive onto The Rock at ringside!
Regal: Fandango isn't fooling around in this matchup folks, he wants that title as badly as The Rock does.
The count out begins as Fandango is back up as The Rock is trying to help himself up with the guardrail (1...)but Fandango runs up and boots The Rock in the face, knocking him back down to the floor (2...). Fandango then lifts him up by the head and brings him towards the ring post where he smashes him onto it (3...), The Rock then groggily walking towards the security railing (4...)where Fandango lifts up Rocky and drops him chest first onto the railing (5...). The Rock is now walking to where the steel steps are (6...) as Fandango lifts his head up and throws Rock's head to the steps but Rock stops the blow with his foot then smashes Fandango's face onto the steel steps (7...)! The Rock then rams Fandango onto the security barrier, then onto the apron, then onto the barrier again (8...) then throws Fandango back inside the ring. Fandango rolls to the center of the ring as Rocky enters it and runs up to Fandango, hitting some stomps onto the downed Fandango. The Rock then bounces off the ropes nearby as he goes for a clothesline but Fandango drives his knee to The Rock's gut then bounces off the ropes nearby, going for a running attack of his own but The Rock quickly counters that with a Samoan Drop! The Rock then goes down for the cover...
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Regal: The Rock better be careful there. Losing too much blood could ultimately cost him the match.
The Rock is checking his head for blood and doesn't find any but Fandango gets The Rock up and goes behind him, nailing him with the Russian Leg Sweep as he starts dancing around but making sure he doesn't get cheap shotted again. The Rock is getting up with the help of the ropes but Fandango comes from behind Rock and brings him to the center where he nails a DDT, then gets up as he starts to whisper something to The Rock. The Rock is getting up again as Fandango throws him to the corner then runs up and hits an elbow to the head, then follows up that with a corner running bulldog! Fandango then runs up to the ropes and goes for a springboard moonsault onto The Rock but Rocky rolls out of the way as Fandango lands on his feet, The Rock then getting up as he goes for a clothesline but Fandango ducks and goes for a backslide pin but The Rock overpowers Fandango and goes for the pin instead.
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Fandango though slips out and rolls onto his feet and lands a low dropkick to the head of The Rock. The Rock then falls to his stomach as Fandango runs and bounces off the ropes as he hits The Rock in the face with another low dropkick. The Rock is rolling around the ring now as he makes it to the ropes, Fandango then seeing a golden opporunity as he bounces off the opposite set of ropes and clotheslines The Rock over the ropes but The Rock hangs onto the ropes and lands on the apron. Fandango goes for a shove but The Rock lands a shoulder thrust to Fandango which sends him back a few paces as The Rock tries to enter the ring but Fandango runs up and ends up knocking him down onto the canvas. Fandango is backing up now as The Rock groggily is getting up and walking to the center of the ring as Fandango kicks Rock in the gut and is going for the Swinging Reverse STO but The Rock slips out of Fandango's grip and executes the Spinebuster onto Fandango!
Styles: The Rock just saved himself from the match right there! The Spinbuster has been nailed!
Taz: Don't doubt The Rock though Joey, that guy can take a hit or two!
Fandango is feeling some kind of whiplash as The Rock is signalling for The Rock Bottom already as Fandango is slowly getting to his feet. Fandango is on both feet and is shaking his head as he turns around to see The Rock coming up to him but he knows what's coming and hits The Rock with a spinning heel kick to the face! The Rock turns around as Fandango moves to the ropes to refocus himself as The Rock comes charging at him but Fandango lowers the ropes down as The Rock goes flying out of the ring! The Rock is laying down by the security railing as Fandango leaves the ring and picks up the Rock as he runs with him and throws him into the steel steps nearby (1...). Fandango walks up to the announcer's tables nearby (2...) as he starts to take apart the Anarchy Announcer's table and is throwing all the pieces away (3...). Fandango then turns around as The Rock clotheslines him out of nowhere then bashes his head onto the exposed table (4...). The Rock doesn't seem interested in the table yet (5...) as he goes for a smash onto the apron (6...) but Fandango leaps onto the apron then hits a diving knee shot to the head of The Rock (7...). Fandango then grabs The Rock and throws him back into the ring.
Taz: Fandango and The Rock have nearly destroyed our announce table here ladies and gentleman! Now where did my water go...
Regal: Not really Taz, the table is still standing.
Styles: Yeah for now...
The Rock gets onto one knee and looks to be in pain somewhat as Fandango rolls back inside the ring as he walks up to The Rock and throws him to the corner again, this time hitting some kicks to the stomach to The Rock. The then falls to a sitting position as Fandango steps back a few steps then runs at The Rock, hitting a running dropkick in the process. The Rock then looks out of it as Fandango brings him to the center of the ring and goes in for a swinging neckbreaker but The Rock swings Fandango back and goes for The Rock Bottom but Fandango slips behind and nails a flasy inverted DDT instead. Fandango then poses for the crowd as he goes onto the top rope and is signalling for the Diving Leg Drop, then jumps off the turnbuckles and misses the leg drop completely as the Rock puts him on his back and is preparing for The People's Elbow. The Rock throws away his elbow pad as he runs towards the ropes and bounces off them but Fandango kicks Rock in the gut instead and hits a cutter onto the Rock instead! Fandango looks relieved as he picks up The Rock again and hits an enzuirigi kick to The Rock's head as The Rock falls to the mat!
Taz: What a nice move from Fandango! And it's no wonder why this guy is our International Champion on Anarchy!
And The Rock kicks out! Fandago looks to be distressed somewhat that he has to fight the match for longer than anticipated, not wanting to be in a match against The Great One for much longer. Fandango then drags The Rock by the corner where he springboards off the second turnbuckle and lands a knee drop onto The Rock's head. The Rock is comforting his forehead now as Fandango looks to be thinking about the win already. The Rock is moving around the ring as he's back to his feet as Fandango runs at The Rock and hits a running swinging neckbreaker onto The Rock! Fandango is getting pumped up now as Fandango picks up The Rock and hits a sitout suplex slam! Fandango then gets up and poses for the crowd again as he stealthily moves around The Rock and gets him into the single boston leg crab! The Rock starts to move around as Fandango has that submission hold in but The Rock is easily able to grab onto the ropes nearby and causes a ropebreak between the two. Fandango is forced to let go of the single boston leg crab as The Rock is trying to get up but Fandango brings The Rock to the center of the ring. Fandango then goes for a suplex but The Rock hooks the leg and stops Fandango from doing so, then repositions himself and lands The Rock Bottom onto Fandango!
Styles: The Rock has nailed The Rock Bottom! This could be it!
The Rock then goes down for the cover...
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AND FANANGO KICKS OUT! The Rock is shocked that his surprise Rock Bottom didn't win him the match right there. The Rock gets up and places both hands over his head in frustration as the crowd is loving this right now. The Rock yells at the crowd to shut up as he picks up Fandango and kicks him in the gut then hits a snap DDT onto Fandango, then does a kip-up as he moves around the ring and is ready for an ass kicking onto Fandango! The Rock is moving around Fandango has he hits some stomps onto various places, then moves to Fandango's lower body as he starts to focus on his left leg with a series of stomps, then a knee drop to the leg as Fandango moves around but The Rock grabs Fandango and drags him to the corner and sticks his legs out to ringisde. The Rock then exits the ring as he grabs Fandango's left leg and smashes it onto the steel post. He does it again several more times before being forced back into the ring from the referee, The Rock then entering the ring again as he starts to stomp onto the legs again, attempting to prevent Fandango from doing his flashy moves anymore.
Taz: Man, that Rocky dude knows how to immbolize a guy eh? Hit his legs until they won't move anymore!
Fandango is down still as The Rock looks at him with that mean look on him still. Fandango starts to hold onto his leg now as The Rock starts to kick Fandango to the corner where Fandango still down, Rocky kicking Fandango in the leg still. The Rock grabs onto the injured leg as he drags Fandango to the center of the ring and starts to kick the back of the damaged leg, Fandango wincing after every shot that he receives. The Rock then lets go of the leg as he gets on both knees and applies pressure onto the leg with one knee, then starts to pull onto Fandango's leg as Fandango starts to cry out in pain. The Rock then gets up and calls him a baby as he picks up Fandango and hits him in the head with a punch, Fandango going on one knee as he grabs Fandango by the head and nails a faceplant straight to the ground. Fandango is looking hurt now as The Rock is looking very pleased with his work.
Regal: Fandango is in major trouble now if he lets The Rock attack his leg like that anymore.
Fandango is trying to get back up but Rock keeps him down with his foot while mocking him with some very rude words to the International Champion. The Rock backs up as Fandango is trying to get himself up but Rock runs up and kicks Fandango in the leg as he drops back down to the mat. The Rock then slides out of the ring and pulls Fandango by the leg and places it on the apron. Rock then climbs onto the apron and briefly looks at Fandango and steps off the ropes and lands a knee drop onto the damaged leg as Fandango rolls back inside the ring as he's holding his leg hard. The Rock enters the ring again as Fandango is crying out in pain now as The Rock walks up and picks him up then places him at the corner. The Rock then picks up Fandango and places him on the top turnbuckle, facing away from Rocky, as he lowers Fandango down into the tree of woe. Fandango looks to be wincing in pain now as The Rock starts to stomp the head of Fandango. Fandango looks to be out of it after several stomps to the lowered head of Fandango as Rocky starts to club the injured leg of Fandango. Eventually the referee forces The Rock back as he lowers Fandango back down again to the canvas but The Rock shoves the referee away and proceeds to lay down kicks to the downed Fandango!
Taz: The Rock isn't giving Fandango any breathing room here! He better watch out if he wants to leave the arena the International champion... or alive for that matter!
The referee shoves The Rock away and tells him off, saying that he's going to DQ The Rock if he doesn't stop. The Rock gives the referee a look but chooses not to do anything as Fandango is back up but is limping hard from The Rock's brutal assault. The Rock eyes Fandango as Fandango looks at Rock with his most serious look to date as he walks up and punches The Rock in the head! The Rock backs up as his face turns beet red as he charges at Fandango and hits a HUGE clothesline that sends Fandango crashing to the canvas. The Rock is breathing heavily now as Fandango rolls onto the apron as The Rock grabs Fandango by the head and tries to ram him onto the top of the steel post but Fandango counter the blow and smashes The Rock's head onto the turnbuckle instead. The Rock groggily moves around the ropes as Fandango moves up and hits The Rock with an apron roundhouse kick to The Rock! The Rock falls to both knees while holding onto his head as Fandango looks at The Rock, waits for him to turn around as he jumps onto the ropes and hits a springboard spinning wheel kick onto The Rock!
Styles: Fandango is making a comeback too, and look at him go!
The Rock gets up and looks surprised but doesn't get a second chance to think as Fandango walks up and punches The Rock several times in the face while bringing him to the ropes. The Rock looks momentarly stunned as Fandango backs up slowly, and runs/limps to the ropes as he clotheslines The Rock out of the ring! The Rock lands on his feet as he places his hands onto the Anarchy announce table as Fandango slides out of the ring and lands a discus clothesline onto Rocky, knocking him to the floor (1...). Fandango then picks Rock up and throws him onto the table and places his head on the center of the announcer's table (2...) then climbs onto the top turnbuckle and poses for the crowd (3...) and does a Diving Leg Drop onto the announcer's table but Rock rolls out of the way (4...), Fandango crashing onto the table and falls to where the announcer's are sitting (5...). The Rock sees that the table is still standing and places Fandango onto the table as he stands him up and looks into the crowd (6...) lifts him up and nails the Rock Bottom onto the announcer's table, breaking it completely (7...)! The Rock takes a couple of seconds to get himself and Fandango up (8...) and throws him back inside the ring and follows Fandango back inside as well.
Taz: Well there goes the announcer's table!
Styles: Told ya it's going to get destroyed!
Fandango looks to be badly hurt as The Rock walks up to him and looks down at the champion, talking to him and mocking him as Fandango's face is clearly displaying a world of hurt right now. The Rock approaches Fandango and places his foot onto the injured leg and holds it there as Fandango is already crying out, The Rock doesn't even break a smile as he stomps onto it hard. Fandango rolls to the ropes and tries to lift himself up using the top rope but Rock kicks Fandango in the back of the leg and keeps him at bay, not wanting him to get the upper advantage again. Fandango's eyes are suddenly turning into a flare of anger as he's desperatly trying to overcome the pain and fight on for his most prized possession (beside's his phyisque) as he steps up and slaps The Rock across the face. The crowd is shocked and goes 'oooh' as The Rock jerks his head towards Fandango and is actually smiling at him. The Rock runs up to Fandango and pulls him to the center of the ring and takes him down by tripping and quickly applies the sharpshooter onto Fandango!
Regal: The Rock has the Sharpshooter onto Fandango! This is how he defeated The Bate Man on Anarchy!
Fandango starts to scream out in pain as The Rock has Fandango's injured leg captured as his back is starting to feel the burn from the sharpshooter. Fandango is moving around the ring now as he's desperatly trying to find a way out but The Rock refuses to let go from the submission move. Fandango is yelling out in pain now as The Rock gets up and hits Fandango's bad leg several times before re-applying the sharpshooter again. Fandango is moving less now as The Rock is yelling at Fandango to quit right how but Fandango is refusing to do so, even after being asked from the referee. Fandango is considering tapping out by extending his hand out as The Rock sees it and applies more pressure onto Fandango's back, prompting him to tap out right there. Fandango though appears to have found a way out as he rolls around and gets The Rock into a rollup pin!
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Taz: Look at this! Fandango is on fire now!
Styles: He's finally had enough of Rock's abuse!
Fandango gets up and poses to the crowd, then mocks The Rock as The Rock gets back up but Fandango hits a roundhouse kick with his good leg to The Rock as The Rock goes on one knee then Fandango approaches to him and quickly hits an X-Factor onto The Rock. Fandango is feeling it now as he moves around the ring quickly but falls to one knee as he appears to have really hurt his leg this time. He limps over to where the Rock is but Rock gets up and nails a VICIOUS clothesline onto Fandango then yells at him as he's down again. The Rock is sick of Fandango as he picks him up and nails the Spinebuster onto the champion! The Rock then looks into the crowd as he takes off his other elbow pad and throws it to the crowd as he signals for the People's Elbow and bounces off the ropes twice, then stops right in front of Fandango as he poses with his signature moves before dropping the People's Elbow but Fandango quickly jumps up and hits a Spinning Reverse STO onto The Rock!
Taz: He's got it!
The Rock rolls around the ring while holding onto his head as Fandango crawls up to Fandango, dragging his bad leg as he places his arm over the Rock's shoulder and goes for the cover!
Regal: The good lad's going to win the match right here!
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Ding! Ding! Ding!
Here is your winner of the match and STILL UWF International Champion... FANNNDANGO!
Styles: Wait did Fandango win it right there!?
Taz: I think he did!
Fandango's arm is raised up as the referee presents Fandango with the belt as Fandango takes it and leans onto the ropes while holding onto the International Championship belt as he looks really happy to have won the match. The Rock gets up and looks mad as hell as he storms to the referee and tells the ref about his foot under the ropes to which the referee shakes his head and doesn't aknowlege remembering that part. The Rock is losing his cool now as Fandango is still limping around the ring while giving The Rock a dirty look. The Rock can only look at Fandango before cursing out loud until the camera shows Vince Russo standing on the stage holding a microphone.
Vince Russo: That's very cute Fandango. You actually thinking that you can best the Great One at the second most biggest event in UWF for MY International Title? I don't think so, see I was watching this match closely on my monitor backstage and I happen to notice that The Rock was indeed correct that his foot was under the ropes when you got that three count. So because the UWF doesn't need another crisis, God knows that Randy Orton and Zack Ryder can't do anything right, I'm officially restarting this match right now!
Boos can be heard as Fandango has the belt taken away from him as he raises his arms up in annoyance to the announcment while staring at Russo still. The Rock looks at Fandango now and charges at him and he dives for his legs and hits a leg lariot to the bad leg which takes down Fandango as the bell starts to restart the matchup.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Boos can be heard loudly as The Rock is loving his second chance that he was given from Vince Russo. Fandango is down from the leg shot as The Rock drags him to the center of the ring where he hits some knee drops to the injured leg, then an elbow drop as Fandango tries to push The Rock away but is unable to. The Rock looks at Fandango with egar eyes as he drags The Rock to the center of the ring and starts to kick the back of Fandago's leg once again, Fandago yelping after every shot the the leg that he takes. The Rock stands on both feet now as he can feel the victory coming to him now that Fandango is once again grounded from doing anything now that his leg is becoming almost useless to Fandango. The Rock picks up Fandango and brings him to the center of the ring and mentions something to him before putting him on his shoulders and nails a Samoan Drop onto Fandango! The crowd is booing loudly now as The Rock tells them all to shut up before exiting the ring and getting into an argument with a really loud fan.
Taz: Man I tell ya nobody in the Anarchy lockeroom wants that title more badly than The Rock does. That's why he's going all out now that he has a second chance at the International Title thanks to Vince Russo!
The Rock enters the ring again under the ref's orders as Fandango is back up again, limping but The Rock throws him to the corner and lays down some more punches as Fandango is trying to defend himself agains the fury of The Rock but is not working to well. The Rock then whips Fandango to the opposite corner as The Rock then rushes at Fandango but Fandango strikes an elbow shot to The Rock's head as The Rock steps back a few paces, checking up on his head but doesn't see any blood as Fandango climbs onto the second turnbuckle and jumps off it, going for a crossbody but Rock catches him and nails a fallaway slam onto Fandango! Fandango puts his head to the ground in frustration as he was sure that he could've gotten the upper hand there but The Rock gets up and and brings him to the center of the ring again, this time setting him up for the Spinebuster again but Fandango slips behind Rock and goes for a sunset flip but The Rock gets on both knees and lands a couple of mounted punches to Fandango, then gets him up as he nails the Rock Bottom onto Fandango! The crowd is booing loudly as The Rock goes down for the cover.
Styles: Does Fandango have anything left in the tank to continue on?
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AND FANDANGO KICKS OUT OF THE ROCK BOTTOM! The crowd jumps to their feet as The Rock is looking really stressed now, not knowing what to do with Fandango now. Fandango starts to crawl towards the ropes and gets himself up as The Rock rolls his eyes and walks up to Fandango but Fandango ends up hitting a superkick to The Rock! The Rock doesn't go down but instead moves to the ropes as Fandango is given a moment's rest. The Rock runs up and goes for a tackle but Fandango moves behind The Rock and takes him up with a quick belly to back suplex! Fandango then goes onto the apron and looks at the downed Rock as he jumps over the ropes and hits a slingshot leg drop onto The Rock! Fandango is looking into it now as he quickly picks up The Rock again and this time hits a snap suplex onto the challanger for the International Title! The Rock decides to roll out of the ring as Fandango appears to be appreciative over the moment's rest for his leg. The referee looks out of the ring and starts to count out The Rock as he's resting while Fandango looks to be relieved to have a moment's piece until...
Taz: It's Edge!! Edge Speared Fandango!
Styles: Wait a minute! The ref didn't see it?! Shouldn't the Rock be disqualified from having Edge interfere from the match?!
Regal: That rule only applies to Trish and Umaga. Edge wasn't included in that stipulation!
Edge is seen bailing from the ring quickly as The Rock slowly rolls back into the ring since he's almost being counted out. The ref looks confused to see Fandango down but Rocky moves up to Fandango and stands right in front of the downed champion and he poses for another time and runs towards the ropes, jumps over Fandango and bounces off the ropes again, then returns to Fandango as he pose for a final time and executes the People's Elbow onto Fandango! The crowd is firing off massive amounts of heat to The Rock now as The Rock does down for the cover..
Styles: Not this way! Come on!
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Taz: It's over this time!
Styles: This sucks! Fuck this match and fuck this event!!
Your winner of the match and NEW UWF International Champion... THE ROCK!!
The crowd is pissed off now as The Rock is handed the UWF Championship as he hugs it and looks extremly happy to have won it. He looks down at Fandango and smirks as he climbs onto the ropes and poses with the belt to the crowd, then tells them to shut up. The Rock then climbs down the ropes and goes up to another corner and does the same thing as the referee checks up on Fandango. The Rock points to the crowd and tells them that he is their new world champion as he climbs back down and tells the referee to wrap the belt around his waist.
Styles: What a cocky man The Rock is. He's only been champion for 30 seconds and already he wants the royal treatment from the UWF staff! It makes me sick!
The crowd is refusing to let go of this as they're still sending off loud boos to The Rock as The Rock tells them all to shove it and walks around the ring while touching his title around his waist, apparently really proud of his accomplishment. The Rock is breaking a smile but loses it as...
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Styles: Yes!
Taz: It's Mick Foley! Maybe he's here to set things straight!
Mick Foley: What the hell was that all about Rock? The whole point of adding those stipulations on Anarchy was to avoid this bullshit! I'll be damned if I'm going to let this main event get ruined because you and that dumb bitch Trish Stratus found a loophole in the contract. So with that being said this match is being restarted once again! Oh and see that Hell in a Cell cage above you?
Well let me put it this way, I can't change the stipulations of the match since the contract has already been signed and whatnot, but I CAN bring the cage down to prevent this crap from happening for the rest of this matchup. Now technically Disqualifications and Countouts are still on, but I wont complain if you two want to throw each other on the Cell walls a couple of times.
Foley leaves the stage as The Rock tries to escape the ring as the Cell is coming down but Fandango grabs the leg and prevents The Rock from escaping as The Cell is fully down and both men are locked inside the Hell in a Cell.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
The Rock escapes to ringside and tries to find a way out as the Cell wall is surrounding the ring completely and the door is locked shut. The Rock looks slightly worried and annoyed at the same time that the match has been restarted right after he won the title from Fandango. He gives up trying to escape as he turns around and sees Fandango jumping from inside the ring with a cross body vault, landing onto The Rock at ringside! The countout is on (1...) as Fandango grabs The Rock's head and throws it onto the mesh wall nearby, then does it again to send The Rock falling to the ground (2...). Fandango doesn't look satified though as he grabs The Rock's head hard this time and starts scraping his forehead onto the mesh wall of the Cell (3...)as blood can be seen flowing from The Rock's head as Fandango throws The Rock away (4...). Fandango looks determined not to screw up anymore as The Rock tries to get up to his feet but Fandango ends up booting The Rock in the face as The Rock falls back to the ground (5...). Fandango then picks up The Rock and throws him back inside the ring and steps onto the apron. The Rock is back up as Fandango jumps from the ropes and lands a knee strike to the bloodied face of The Rock!
Taz: I tell you what ladies and gentleman, Fandango is feeling the same thing that Rocky felt eariler and is going all out before The Rock can get anothe shot in!
The Rock goes down as Fandango is back up and waits for The Rock to get on his feet as well. Fandango limps to Rock as he hits a fist to the head and places him by the corner where he nails some stiff elbow shots to the head of The Rock, then a kick to the gut as he goes onto the ropes and does the 10 punches with the crowd counting along with Fandango. Fandango steps back down to the ring as Rock looks perplexed from the head shots as Fandango whips Rocky hard to the opposite corner, Rocky just falls to the mat from the impact to the corner. Fandango strides up to The Rock as he stomps onto the back of Rock a couple of times before getting him up and nailing a snap DDT, Rock's head nearly twisting as he crashes to the mat. Fandango steps up as he looks pleased with his work as he grabs The Rock and leans him on the ropes as he exits onto the apron and goes for another apron roundhouse kick but The Rock catches it and throws the leg down. Fandango briefly looks hurt from applying too much pressure on his foot as The Rock goes to suplex Fandango back inside the ring but Fanadango counter that by throwing The Rock onto the apron, then does a Russian Leg Sweep which sends them both crashing onto The Cell wall!
Styles: Both men are literally destroying each other for a chance to become UWF International Champion! But the question is which one will be the last man standing?
Regal: I got a feeling that question will be answered soon Joey.
Fandango grabs a hold of the Rock and throws him back inside before the referee can start another countout as he climbs onto the top rope and waits for The Rock to come back up, then jumps off the top rope and goes for a diving double axe handle but The Rock thrusts a punch onto the oncoming Fandango as Fandango crashes to the mat. The Rock tries to snap out of it as he picks up Fandango and tries to go for a suplex but Fandango does a drop toe hold and tries to get The Rock into the single boston leg crab but The Rock slips out of it and moves away from Fandango. Both men look tired now as the Rock runs up to Fandango and goes for a clothesline but Fandango ducks it, then goes for a discus clothesline but The Rock ducks it and runs towards the ropes, bounces off them and runs at Fandango as The Rock and Fandango both collide with a double clothesline as they both go down! The fans all jump to their feet as Fandango and Rock are both down as the referee starts the double knock out count!
Taz: Wow, both men might be too weak to get up from each other's clotheslines right there!
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Suddenly The Rock and Fandango both doe a kip-up as they stare at each other! The crowd is going wild now as Fandango and The Rock both have a sudden burst of energy as they exchange rights with each other, Fandango eventually getting the upper hand as he nails some rights to The Rock and keeps going at it as they both go to the corner and Fandango is cornering The Rock right there. Fandango then hits a jumping high kick to The Rock's head as Fandango backs up slowly, then speed walks up to where Rock is and hits an enzuirigi kick which sends Rock to both knees, Fandango then going for a swift rounhouse kick but The Rock catches that one, then spins Fandango around and catches him with a Rock Bottom but Fandango counters that with a Swinging Reverse STO and nails it! The crowd is on fire now as Fandango quickly limps to the corner and climbs onto the top turnbuckle, then looks down as he stands on the top ropes and looks below as he jumps and hits a flashy Diving Leg Drop onto The Rock!
Styles: Fandango nailed the Diving Leg Drop! This match is over!!
The crowd is on fire now as Fandango goes down for the cover!
Taz: This could be it folks!
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Taz: Wow! Look at that!
The Rock gets up from that move and he looks at Fandango and tells him that this match is over but turns around to see Vince Russo running to the ring and trying to open the Hell in a Cell door, but it's locked on tight. The Rock is screaming why he's doing this but Russo states that he didn't approve of this and he wants to break The Rock and Fandango out. Fandango is still down as Russo tries to shake the cage door but is unable to open the door at all. The crowd pops as Russo turns around and Mick Foley rams Russo into the Cell mesh, pissed that he's trying to sabotage his handiwork. Russo tries to fight back but Foley hits some punches to Russo and shoves him to the outer mesh wall, then holds him there as he pulls out Mr. Socko!
Regal: Oh dear lord no, Our Co-GM is abou to stick Mr. Socko into the other Co-GM's mouth!
The Rock stares from inside the ring as Mick Foley taunts Mr. Socko to Vince Russo as Russo pleads Foley not do this, but Foley has a sadistic smile on him as he places Mr. Socko in Russo's mouth as Russo starts shaking like crazy, apparently not liking Mr. Socko in his mouth! Russo sits down by the wall as Foley still has that dirty sock in Russo's mouth as Foley releases Mr. Socko from Russo's mouth!
Regal: Well that's just revolting.
Styles: Mick Foley is showing Mr. Russo who's really in charge of Anarchy here tonight ladies and gentleman!
The Rock is distracted from the commotion outsid the ring as he turns around to focus on his match again but Fandango comes out of nowhere and kicks him in the midsection again, then positions himself so he can go for the Spinning Reverse STO again and nails it! The fans jump to their feet as Fandango looks exausted but moves up right in front of the Rock as he prepares for The People's Elbow! Fandango throws away his elbow pad as he runs up and bounces off the ropes, then gracefully dances towards The Rock then stops as he moves around and nails The People's Elbow onto The Great One! Fandango then gets on both feet as he limps to the corner nearby as he climbs the ropes and looks down at The Rock, then to the crowd through the Cell wall as he prepares for the Diving Leg Drop, but jumps off the turnbuckles and hits a Diving Corkscrew Leg Drop onto the Rock! The fans are going INSANE after watching that move as Fandango goes down for the cover!
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Ding! Ding! Ding!
Here's your winner and STILL UWF International Champion.... FAAANNNDANGO!
The crowd is going completely nuts as Fandango seems to be collapsing in the ring after the referee hands him the International Championship to Fandango. Fandango is barely able to move but is able to grasp the belt to his chest as he appears to be nearly crying over winning his match against The Rock. The door opens as Foley enters the ring while Maxine and Derrick Bateman both rush down to greet with Fandango. Fandango, Bateman, Maxine and Foley all stand in the ring as The Rock stumbles out of the ring and leaves the cell, avoiding any eye contact from the jeering fans.
Joey Styles: The Rock is walking small on the hall of shame as he makes his way to the back! Even he can't believe that Fandango won this match!
Regal: Very impressive win from the a ballroom dancer I suppose.
Foley is raising up Fandango's arm while holding onto the International Championship as Vince Russo is still leaning on the Cell outside, still gagging from Mr. Socko being put in his mouth. Fandango hugs Maxine and Derrick Bateman as Bateman and Maxine both can't believe how happy and relaxed Fandango looks as Fandango starts shouting out to the crowd, realizing that this is his moment right now. Foley is stepping back as he claps for the International Champion as The Rock is at the stage now, not even looking back as he walks through the curtains as Russo is giving off a glare to the fans laughing at him. The shot sees the Modern Day Double Dragons and Mick Foley celebrating as the shot goes to somewhere else.
The feed goes backstage, showing Cody Rhodes staring at a wall as if talking just to himself.
Cody Rhodes:
BC…Ultimate Warrior was a Legend, London and Ohno were an aspiring tag team, Brock Lesnar was unstoppable, Ric Flair, The Rock, Shane McMahon, Teddy Long, and D’Angelo Dinero were General managers…Stone Cold was the Longest Reigning UWF Champion, John Morrison was undefeated King of the Ring, Abyss was a Monster, The Miz was the Royal Rumble winner, Dusty Rhodes was a legend…BC…
Cody head drifts to the side
Dean Ambrose has fought a lot of people, he’s made a name for himself…but he is not better than me…no one is. I’m younger than the veterans, I’m craftier than the dirtiest players, I’m smarter than the ringmasters, I’m faster than the most athletic, I’m better looking than the narcissist, I’m more dangerous than the crazies. Everything anyone else aspires to be I’ve accomplished, and I’ve proven it countless times. The Only multi time UWF champion, the man whose held that title more than anyone, the first UWF World Champion, United States Champion, King of the Ring and the Royal Rumble are the grand way for someone to become a star and yet both people who won that chose me and they lost. I AM UWF!...but no, you want Dean Ambrose…Dean is you’re UWF…Dean Ambrose is UWF…months ago when The Miz was a thorn on my side I promised I was going to kill UWF. People thought I was crazy, such broad statement about a company falling…but people didn’t get….people…Never get it…but Dean is going to get it. Because UWF as you know it Dies tonight at Cody Rhodes hands, the Legend of Dean Ambrose….
Cody looks down at the floor
Four time UWF Champion, Former Hardcore Champion, former Tag Team Champion…all great accomplishments by a great superstar. Great…BC, remember Dean Ambrose BC because After I’m Done no one will ever think about Dean Ambrose the same way again. I prove them wrong like I have before tonight, and I finally take my place at the forefront where I belong. Where...We belong. The Dashingly Grotesque American Nightmare Cody Rhodes, every incarnation dominated everyone he faced...and now all of those barrels are pointed directly at Ambrose...His name shall be added to the list of names I already have, Because No matter how great they are before Cody, once they face me they forever belong to me. Whoa Oh…whoa….oh…hahahahHAHAhaha
Cody starts to laugh to himself as he leaves off screen as the feed fades off.
JR: Ladies and Gentlemen what an absolute stellar night we’ve seen so far. Championships have changed hands, titles have been retained we’ve had the most unexpected cash in in the history of UWF. But none of it has more anticipated, more intense, and more personal than our main event tonight.
Piper: The word to describe the Main Event tonight is psychotic JR! Both men are absolutely mental. And yet both men have become synonymous with the letters U W and F!
JR: This match has been building since UWF first opened its doors nearly two years ago and tonight for the very first time Cody Rhodes and Dean Ambrose will meet face to face. Let’s take a look at both men.
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JR: Now Ladies and Gentle men here is tonight’s tale of the tape.
Name: Cody Rhodes Dean Ambrose
Age: 28 27
Height: 6 ft. 2 inches 6 ft. 3 inches
Weight: 215 lbs 225 lbs
From: Marietta, Georgia Cincinnati, Ohio
Finisher: Cross Rhodes One Hitter
Career Stats: Only 2x UWF Champion 4x UWF World Champion
1x UWF World Champion 2x UWF Tag Team Champ
1x UWF US Champion Longest Hardcore Champ
JR: And there you have ladies and gentlemen, on paper these two are nearly identical, both claim to be the best in UWF and tonight we’re going to find out once and for all just who is the better man.
Piper: We all know who the board thinks it is. But I think it is going to come down to who can inflict more pain, and who is the bigger psychopath of the two.
WOAH!
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Cody Rhodes comes out from the back as soon as the lyrics kicks in. He is dressed in all white gear perhaps signalling that he sees this match as his true rebirth or who knows with how crazy Cody is with his hood up. He comes to the top of the ramp and pulls his hood off. He is all smiles as it comes off and he throws his arms out to the crowd to major heat. Cody then turns so the back of his gear is in the camera. Painted on his gear tonight it says Rhodes 1 Ambrose Done! "Oh yeah its true, Rhodes shouts to member of the audience as he runs up the steps and hops into the ring. He gets into the ring and poses on the ropes for the crowd loving the attention he is getting regardless of the negative reaction. That reaction is stemmed however when...
Cause Really I'm a Psycho!!!!
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The crowd erupt into one of the biggest cheers of the night if not the biggest, and it gets even louder as the 4 time World Champion comes out from the entrance. He stands stoic on the ramp before cracking his neck followed by both knuckles. Ambrose then proceeds down the ramp slowly and methodically, perhaps setting himself in the state of mind he is going to need tonight. Contrasting Rhodes, Ambrose is in his trademark black jacket and all black gear. Ambrose doesn't have any sayings engraved on his jacket but he is sprouting some shag on his face compared to Rhodes clean shaven face. Ambrose turns to the same fan Rhodes was talking to moments ago. "I apologize for what you are about to see." He jogs up the steps much like Cody and steps into the ring. The crowd are on their feet as Ambrose steps on the ropes and taunts the crowd much to their delight. Cody then turns and takes his corner so that Justin Roberts can begin the introductions.
Justin Roberts: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is your main event of the evening. Introducing first to my right, wearing white, from Marietta Georgia, weighing in tonight at 215 lbs. He is the only 2x UWF Champion, Cody Rhodes!!!!
The crowd let off massive heat as Rhodes taunts the crowd with a large smile on his face. He undoes his jacket and tosses it out of the ring.
Justin Roberts: And his opponent. From Cincinnati Ohio, weighing in tonight at 225 lbs. He is the only 4x World Heavyweight Champion, Dean Ambrose!!!!
The roof almost explodes off of the place as Ambrose takes his jacket off and instead of throwing it out of the ring he throws it right at Rhodes. The crowd love it as Rhodes is taken aback and looks pissed. Senior official Earl Hebnar gets in between both men and shouts “Wait for the bellâ€. Rhodes and Ambrose both back of and the bell is rung.
Ding Ding Ding!
The bell rings and before the final echo finishes Rhodes and Ambrose are already in each other’s faces throwing punches as hard as they possibly can. Ambrose has the advantage it would appear as he is getting in two good shows for every one of Rhodes. Ambrose nails Rhodes hard in the jaw forcing Rhodes to step back a bit. Ambrose goes to stay on top of Rhodes, but Cody delivers a sharp kick to Ambrose’s gut. With the air out of Ambrose’s system Rhodes is now able to get in three good right hands right to the side of Ambrose’s head. Rhodes sends Ambrose off of the ropes immediately looking to capitalize and do major damage. Ambrose however manages to reverse the move and Rhodes goes flying into the ropes. Ambrose gets ready to take Cody’s head off on the return trip but Rhodes uses his ring presence to grab the ropes and roll out of the ring and out of dodge.
JR: Cody avoiding a beheading there from Ambrose may have saved himself from a lot of physical therapy there.
Piper: Rhodes isn’t going to put up with Ambrose’s psychosis JR. He doesn’t have to do anything he doesn’t want too. He’s got nothing to prove in this match up.
Cody gets up on the floor on the outside and tells Ambrose to bring it, this is of course like showing a bull the color red. Ambrose immediately goes sliding out of the ring and lands feet first right in front of Rhodes. Cody is shocked at the agile feet of Ambrose and Ambrose continues to do to Cody what he did in the ring and that is punching the holy hell out of him. Rhodes falls to his knees and Ambrose stands back before charging Rhodes, but Cody is a smart sob and as Ambrose rushes him Cody goes low tackling the knee of Ambrose with almost a variant of the spear. Ambrose falls to the ground holding his leg in obvious pain which gives Cody an opportunity to do something dirty. Rhodes heads over to the time keeper’s table and tosses the keeper away before throwing the chair aside and grabbing the wires on the floor. The crowd doesn’t know what the hell Rhodes is looking to do with them. Everyone quickly realizes exactly what he is going to do as Ambrose sits up and Rhodes takes the wires and wraps them around Ambrose’s neck and begins to choke him with them.
JR: Are you kidding me right now? Cody Rhodes is just literally trying to choke the life out of Ambrose and the official is doing what? Absolutely nothing.
Piper: This is the main event of the second biggest Pay Per View of the Year JR, the official would be castrated for ending it with a DQ.
The official begins the 5 count and Rhodes holds on to the choke as long as he can. He lets Ambrose go before turning and beginning to intimidate Hebner much to the chagrin of the crowd. While he does this Ambrose is staggering to his feet, his leg is clearly hurting as he is having trouble standing on it. Rhodes laughs as Ambrose turns around to attack only for Rhodes to literally snap kick Ambrose’s damaged leg. Ambrose falls to a knee in pain, but Rhodes is already on top of him, grabbing Ambrose and slamming him head first into the Raw announcing table. Ambrose is in serious trouble here as Rhodes helps him to his feet and throws him leg first into the steel ring steps. The impact clearly isn’t going to help out Ambrose any.
JR: And now Cody beginning to go to town on the leg of Ambrose.
Piper: Cody Rhodes may be insane but he is a genius, JR. He knows exactly what to do, and by attacking the leg he’s going to make sure Ambrose can’t stand up!
The official begins to yell for Rhodes to get Ambrose back into the ring, but Cody won’t hear any of it, instead heading over to the announce table and beginning to undo it. The crowd begin to boo loudly as Rhodes tosses the monitors off and everything. Ambrose is trying to get to his feet on the floor, but he is struggling mightily, which is only made worse by Cody. Cody grabs the injured leg of Ambrose picks it up and slams it knee first into the floor, clearly where the damage to the leg originated. Ambrose is quickly lifted to his one good leg and tossed onto the table. Hebner begins pleading but Rhodes ignores him and follows.
Piper: I hate when they do this JR. That’s my table there, I like having a table.
JR: It might not last much longer Hot Rod if your boy Cody has his way!
Rhodes stands on top of the table looking down at Ambrose who is using Cody’s knee brace to attempt to climb up to Rhodes. “Here let me help you Dean!†Cody shouts as he pulls Ambrose to his feet and throws him into position for the Cross Rhodes. Before Cody can connect however Ambrose unleashes desperate punches to the ribs of Rhodes which forces the former UWF Champion to let go of the hold. Ambrose kicks Rhodes in the gut with his good leg staggering Rhodes, however it takes him a moment to capitalize as he couldn’t stand, but he still manages to bring Rhodes face first down into the table. Unfortunately however the table doesn’t break!
JR: Bah Gawd! Good Lord almighty! Ambrose dropping Cody’s face right here in front of us and the table didn’t give!
Piper: This is absolutely insane, I’m loving this match already JR!
Dean can’t be having that, Cody much be broken and so shall the table. He thinks to himself as he hobbles and limps his way up onto the apron of the ring. Rhodes is out on the table from the brutal DDT which gives Ambrose plenty of time to climb up to the top rope. Ambrose screams “I’m a psycho!†before leaping off of the top rope and coming down on top of Rhodes with an elbow drop from the top rope that breaks the table to pieces!
JR: Good God! Good God! Good god almighty! I know I’m repeating myself but that move could have killed both men with ease.
Piper: If at first you don’t succeed I think was Ambrose’s mentality there JR and he succeeded in killing himself.
The crowd is chanting “Holy Shit†as Ambrose and Rhodes both lie on the floor in the wake of the destruction. Ambrose is naturally the first to his feet, the limp not as noticeable now but Ambrose is holding his arm. The crimson red color of blood can be seen beginning to pour out a wound he suffered while performing the move. But that isn’t going to stop him as he picks up Rhodes and throws him into the ring. Ambrose is slow however thanks to his leg. He slides into the ring after Rhodes and begins to see Cody stir, he can’t be having that, and so Ambrose gets on top of him and begins driving his right and left hands into any unprotected area of Cody’s body he can find.
JR: Dean Ambrose better be careful here, he has a tendency to get lost in violence and could find himself disqualified here.
Dean is relentless forcing the official to get involved and literally pull Ambrose off of his opponent. Ambrose doesn’t like that one bit and as he gets to his feet he shoves the official. The official goes falling back into the corner hard, possibly hurting his back. “Don’t get in my way or you’ll be next!†Ambrose tells the official not seeing Cody get to his knees behind him. With the official and Dean not watching Cody lashes out and connects with a low blow right to Ambrose’s manhood.
JR: If Cody Rhodes is as great as he says he is, why in the blue hell did he just need to use a damn low blow.
Piper: That’s funny JR. I didn’t realize Dean Ambrose had a set on him until just this moment.
The official doesn’t see it and Cody gets to his feet holding his chest, he is pissed off to the highest extent, Ambrose is hunched over holding himself and Rhodes goes down and picks him in position for the Alabama Slam! The crowd boo as Cody laughs before driving Ambrose hard to the mat with it. The crowd are booing loudly as Rhodes goes for the cover.
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JR: What a brutal Alabama slam from Rhodes, but Ambrose kicking out shows just how tough it is to get him to stay down.
Piper: Rhodes is just getting started JR, give him some time and Ambrose will be nothing but a bloody husk left in that ring.
Rhodes is laughing as he gets off of Ambrose taking pleasure in the fact he gets to induce more pain. Rhodes picks up Ambrose and sends him into the ropes before slinging him off right into Cody’s knee. Ambrose hunches over in pain and Cody sends the 4 time Champion off the ropes. Ambrose comes back and Rhodes launches at him driving a knee into Ambrose’s gut, sending Ambrose hard to the mat. Ambrose is down and coughing clearly trying to get the air out, but he is going to have serious trouble, for Rhodes fixes his knee brace before leaping into the air and driving it right into the forehead of Ambrose. The crowd boo loudly as Rhodes makes the cover.
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JR: That damn knee brace of Rhodes being used to do damage to Ambrose, and yet the former 4 time World Champion won’t let it keep him down.
Piper: Dean Ambrose is really a glutton for punishment JR, he needs to learn to just stay the hell down.
Rhodes again begins that sickening laugh of his as he gets off of Ambrose and takes a step back. He puts his hands through his hair fixing himself apparently for some reason. He heads to the corner and begins to wait, apparently he is looking to connect with that brutal knee of his he’s used in recent weeks to take people out. Rhodes looks ready to attack Ambrose but he stops. His face shifts and changes to one of shock and awe. It almost looks like he is going to cry, but as quickly this face shows up it disappears. Again is the determined, evil, sadistic Cody, who charges the crawling Ambrose. Ambrose however shoots up surprising even Rhodes and catches him with the Moxicity. The crowd explode into cheers as Ambrose hits one of his signature moves! Ambrose even manages to hop on top of Cody!
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Piper: You keep saying how Ambrose has a never say die attitude JR, well so does Cody Rhodes, the greatest, yes greatest World Champion of all time!
Ambrose doesn’t laugh, doesn’t smile, he is stoic and unemotional as he pulls Rhodes to his feet. Ambrose does the exact same thing Rhodes did earlier and sends him into the ropes only to bring him off the ropes right into his knee. Ambrose bounces off the ropes as Rhodes is hunched over and Ambrose connects with the Knee Trembler and the crowd erupts into cheers again. Ambrose goes down and covers Rhodes.
JR: Knee Trembler, that knee looked to take Rhodes head right off and damn it would be so poetic to win like this.
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JR: No its not to be!
Ambrose slams his fist into the mat showing emotion for the first time. Of course Ambrose is looking to press the advantage and isn’t going to let Cody get away that easily. Ambrose stands up and begins shouting at Rhodes to stand up and get his ass up! Rhodes does and Cody kicks him in the gut before setting him up in formation for a suplex. The crowd pop thinking Ambrose is going for the One Hitter but as he gets Rhodes up he transforms it into a Jackhammer! The crowd love it! Ambrose goes for the cover.
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Rhodes gets the shoulder up again and the crowd sighs in frustration.
Piper: Oh shit, a Jackhammer. Has Dean Ambrose ever pulled something like that off before.
JR: Oh man! Dean trying everything he can think of to knock Rhodes out of this match, but Rhodes showing an equal will of that of Ambrose.
Ambrose again stands up and brings Rhodes to his feet, driving an elbow into Rhodes face before sending him shooting off of the ropes. Rhodes comes back and Ambrose bows, but too early, and Rhodes capitalizes by kicking him right in the chest. Cody grabs Ambrose and drives him to the mat with a headlock takedown. Rhodes gets up a split second before Ambrose and is able to send a kick right into Ambrose’s gut. The crowd don’t know what to expect as Rhodes places Ambrose between his legs, lifts him up and slams him to the mat with a piledriver.
JR: One of the most dangerous moves in the business and Cody Rhodes just pulled it off for the first time I think ever. This is getting insane.
Piper: This just proves Rhodes is literally trying to break Dean Ambrose in half and possibly kill him.
Everyone is in shock as Rhodes goes for the cover.
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NO!
Ambrose gets the shoulder up.
Piper: Damn I thought for sure Rhodes had him there.
Rhodes sits up and holds his head figuring pulling out the piledriver would do it. He knows what would though, and that is Cross Rhodes. Cody gets to his feet and stomps on Ambrose’s bad leg hoping to wear Ambrose down for the devastating finisher. Rhodes picks Ambrose up and looks Ambrose right in the face. “It is time to say good night!†But Ambrose isn’t going to say good night just yet. He nails Cody right in the face with a big right hand. The crowd explode into cheers as Ambrose nails him again, and again, and again. Ambrose is a tough son of a bitch and is showing it now as he has Rhodes hanging on the ropes. Ambrose charges Rhodes looking to take his head off, but Rhodes side steps it, wrapping his arm around Ambrose’s neck. He has Ambrose suddenly right in place for Cross Rhodes and connects with it in a matter of seconds before many people even know what the hell just happened.
Piper: Cross Rhodes from out of nowhere and with authority, good night Ambrose!
Rhodes covers Ambrose the biggest smile on his face yet.
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Piper: Ambrose is going down and Rhodes takes his place on top of the world.
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Piper: Oh get the F*** out of here!
JR: I can count on one finger how many superstars have kicked out of Cross Rhodes Hot Rod, and now Dean Ambrose with the will and heart of a true champion is able to do it here!
The crowd is on their feet, only a very very select few have ever managed to kick out of the Cross Rhodes and now Dean Ambrose is among them. Rhodes sits up in the ring beginning to question what it is going to take for him to walk out of here with a victory. His crazy mind tells him to just do more damage which is exactly what Rhodes intends to do. He rolls to the outside of the ring and immediately heads back over towards the Time Keeper. The Keeper doesn’t even wait hopping the barrier hoping to get as far away from Rhodes as possible. Rhodes grabs the ring bell and the hammer with it and turns back towards the ring. He slides back in and watches as Ambrose begins crawling to the ropes. Rhodes follows and pulls the bell right up next to Ambrose’s ear and nails it with the hammer three times. Ambrose is lucky the sound doesn’t rupture his ears.
Piper: Talk about ringing someone’s bell!
JR: The King would make a joke that poor Hot Rod, keep it up and you may join him in the unemployment line.
Rhodes just laughs as he prances around the ring slamming the hammer on the bell making a ding ding ding sound. “For whom does the bell toll? Why Dean Ambrose of course!†Rhodes tosses the hammer to the ground before taking the bell and getting set to use it as a weapon on Ambrose who is holding his ears in pain. Hebner tries to grab the bell but Cody just shoves him aside clearly not happy with the official trying to get in the way. Rhodes turns back towards Ambrose but Ambrose has capitalized and connects with a drop toe hold! Cody bounces off the mat chin first and Ambrose is on top of him, grabbing his leg and pulling closer to the center of the ring. Ambrose locks in the STF to the delight of the crowd.
Piper: No! We’ve already seen that bastard Bryan win this way, I may have to quit if Rhodes taps out as well.
Ambrose is trying to tear Rhodes head off and after costing him the World Title a few weeks back it would be well deserved. But Cody Rhodes is one tough mother and despite nearly having his head ripped off manages to claw his way to the bottom rope. The crowd boo that Rhodes survived the attack but none more than Ambrose who is infuriated. He gets up with that demon look in his eye as he waits for Rhodes to get up to his feet.
JR: You have to wonder what is going to have to occur for a winner to be announced here and by god you have to imagine they’ll do anything.
Piper: It’s a case of who is going to be crazy enough to pull it all off and right now god forbid it may be Ambrose.
Ambrose waits impatiently but finally Rhodes gets to his feet and Ambrose is on top of him. He has Rhodes set up for a suplex before he even realizes what is going on. Rhodes is up and Ambrose brings him crashing down to the mat with the One Hitter to a massive pop. Ambrose goes for the cover, the fans counting along with him…
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JR: This move has put away everyone, will it put away Cody Rhodes!
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Piper: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
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NO!
Rhodes kicks out!
Piper: YES!
JR: Dammit!
Ambrose falls face first into the mat in exasperation, shocked that Rhodes has kicked out of the one hitter. Ambrose shakes his head in disgust the fire in his eyes getting even more intense. The crowd cheer as Ambrose gets to his feet looking to destroy Rhodes, he doesn’t know how but Ambrose has a great arsenal still at his deposal. He picks up Rhodes and instead of trying something different he again goes for the One Hitter, but as he goes to throw Rhodes up into the air, Rhodes manages to stomp on Ambrose’s foot, Ambrose hops up in pain the exact opening Rhodes needs. He grabs Ambrose by the tights and rolls him up. The official goes down to count and Rhodes grabs the ropes and holds them for extra leverage.
JR: Wait a second, Hebner look! Look dammit he’s holding onto the ropes!
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Piper: Cody Rhodes is going to steal one right from under Ambrose, this is great!
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Here is your Winner: Cody Rhodes!
JR: You’ve got to be kidding me this is not how this was supposed to end. Dammit all to hell.
The crowd cannot believe what they have just witnessed. Cody Rhodes has just cheated to gain the victory and he escapes the ring almost immediately, leaving a furious Ambrose in the ring. The crowd is in an uproar at such a cheap way of winning the match but in the record books it will say that Cody Rhodes is indeed 1-0 over Ambrose!
Piper: Dean Ambrose is not MR. UWF, Mr. UWF is instead the 2[SUP]nd[/SUP] Generation Superstar, the 3x World Champion, a man of the Board Cody Rhodes! This almost makes up for the WHC!
Ambrose is furiously arguing in the ring with the official to no avail. The crowd is in an uproar as Cody turns to the ring and points to his head. “You can’t beat me. We’re done Cody!†Rhodes is seen laughing from the top of the ramp. Ambrose falls to his knees holding his head in frustration clearly the demon in Ambrose has turned itself inward and is attacking Ambrose much to Cody’s delight.
JR: Cody Rhodes may have won this match, but I have a feeling this rivalry is far from over!
Piper: Didn’t you hear him JR, Cody said they are done. And Cody Rhodes is always a man of his word.
The last image we see of UWF Summerslam is Ambrose pounding his head on the mat with Rhodes standing on the ramp laughing manically as Summerslam goes off the air.
END OF SHOW
Credits:
Promos: The wonderful TT'ers.
Chase: Tag Titles, Kidd/Rollins, Internet Championship
Sam: Punk v. Rhino
Andrew: MVP/Daniels
Natlav: Extreme, Ironman, International, AJ/Storm
Hoov: Scramble
Everything else: SBS
OOC: Hope you all enjoyed the show as much as we did writing it. Thanks to all of you guys who gave it your all. As you can see some major changes happened here tonight. So as always we hope you enjoyed and sorry if I missed anyone on the credits this card was freaking huge!
Oh yeah this was probably my favorite read of the night! Captainxbumout winning the whole thing kinda surprised me but I'm not complaining at all! New Champ! Shit's gonna get intense with Rhino back around! And of course Roman Reigns being the masked man was a nice surprise.
