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UWF Raw,
UWF Anarchy and
UWF Smackdown Proudly Presents...
Money in the Bank!!!
The pyros in Filthadelphia go off and the crowd is hot as UWF Money in the Bank gets underway. The cameras pan around the arena showing off fans in all their UWF Merchadise. Signs for all the superstars Dean Ambrose, Daniel Bryan, Bray Wyatt, The Rock, Shawn Michaels, Miz all are around amongst others. After several moments the cameras pan to ringside where we see Joey Styles and Mick Foley ready to introduce us to the Pay Per View.
Joey Styles: Hello everyone and welcome to Money in the Bank. I'm Joey Styles and my partner tonight to call all the anarchy matches is going to be none other than Mick Foley. And Mick as a hardcore Legend you have to be excited with the card Wednesday Night Anarchy is going to be putting up here tonight.
Mick Foley: Your damn right Joey. Anarchy is going to steal the show tonight with such great matches. I mean look at our Money in the bank match, hands down the best talent in a Money in the Bank match here tonight. And look at our Main Event, we have the Best in the World CM Punk in action against the current longest reigning World Champion in UWF today Rhino. Like Anarchy does every time, we're going to let our quality do the talking here tonight.
Joey Styles: I couldn't have said it any better myself Joey, and now let's head over to the legenday Hall of Fame Duo who calls Raw and Smackdown. JR and Hot Rod!
JR: Thank you Joey and Mick, and while you guys have alot of great matches, Raw and Smackdown more then double Anarchy and between two Money in the Banks we can assure you Raw and Smackdown will be sucessful here tonight isn't that right Hot Rod.
Piper: Damn right JR. The Miz, Damien Sandow, Daniel Bryan. Elimination Triple Threat for the UWF Champion, and Rock/HBK. Enough said! I'd like to see Anarchy do better than that.
JR: Well we're going to give Anarchy the first chance to impress as their Money in the Bank is up now.
Joey Styles: Well up first here at the Money in The Bank Pay Per View... funnily enough, we're going to have Anarchy's Money in The Bank Ladder Match and I can't think of a better way to kick off tonight's proceedings.
Mick Foley: This one will be hard for me to watch knowing the danger these guys are putting their bodies in... is what I would say if I thought these guys gave a damn!, this going to be wild Joey.
Christy Hemme: The following contest is the six man, Money in The Bank Ladder match where the only way to win is to climb a ladder and retrieve the briefcase which contains a guaranteed International Championship opportunity anytime, anywhere for the next calendar year.
FEED ME
'Meat On The Table' hits the PA system and from the back emerges Ryback. Ryback walks out onto the stage full of intensity and does his usual gathering of energy before throwing his hands down to pyro exploding by his side. He then looks up and with intensity roars along with his theme music before stomping down the ramp and up into the ring. Once in the ring he does his usual posing to the applause of the crowd.
Christy Hemme: Introducing first, from Sin City, weighing in at 291 pounds, Ryback!.
OH YEAAAHHH
Matt Hardy's theme now plays and out he comes to a mixed reaction. Hardy throws the 'V1' sign in the air and then wastes no time getting down to the ring.
Christy Hemme: And from Cameron, North Carolina, weighing in at 230 pounds, Matt Hardy Version 1!
The crowd go wild as Curt Hawkins walks out onto the stage full of confidence, he swaggers down the ramp with his cane in hand. He leaves it on the ring steps before getting into the ring.
Christy Hemme: And from Long Island, New York, weighing in at 225 pounds, 'The Party Starter' Curt Hawkins!.
'Guys Like You Make Us Look Bad' by Blessthefall begins blasting out of the PA System as Seth Rollins doesn't enter from behind the curtain instead he comes out via the crowd as he somersaults over the barricade as he then slides into the ring.
Christy Hemme: And from Davenport, Iowa, weighing in at 205 pounds, Seth Rollins!
I'M HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD!
Dolph Ziggler’s entrance music blares out of the speakers, and the crowd bursts in thunderous boos. After the drums kicks in, Ziggler makes his way out onto the stage. Ziggler, as cocky as he can be, struts over to the end of the stage as he does his signature spin, with his back now facing the cameras. Ziggler shakes his hips, as he faces the cameras once again, with a smug look on his face. Ziggler continues his entrance down the ramp, as he soaks in the boos and insults from the fans. Ziggler screams out statements, saying how damn good he is, which the fans respond with louder boo’s. Ziggler makes his way past the ramp, as he walks over to the side of the ring. Ziggler slides on the apron, as he goes to enter the ring, before stopping and sitting on the middle rope, staring at the fans - chuckling. Ziggler enters the ring as he jumps on the middle turnbuckle, soaking in the fan’s boos once again, with a smirk across his face. Ziggler hops off the turnbuckle and gets ready for a war.
GONG
The lights go out and the crowd go wild for the legendary Undertaker, flames begin to shoot out of the entrance way as the funeral march kicks in and the lights turn to a deep blue. The Undertaker slowly rises up from the stage as the crowd chant his name with respect.
Christy Hemme: And from Death Valley weighi-
Undertaker suddenly faces an onrush of the five other participants and the referee calls for the bell!
Undertaker is faced with a gauntlet of foes but he meets them one by one to his advantage. Dolph Ziggler is first to leap at The Phenom but is met with a straight right hand which knocks him down, Matt Hardy also falls by the wayside with a right hand, Seth Rollins is knocked down with a Big Boot and Curt Hawkins is tossed aside like a ragdoll until Undertaker comes face to face with 'The Human Wrecking Ball' Ryback. Ryback and Taker share a brief stare down before Taker throws a right hand which knocks Ryback stumbling backwards but Ryback does not go down so easily and he fires back with a right hand of his own causing The Undertaker to stumble backwards. Ryback follows up with a knee to the midsection and clubbing blow over the back. Undertaker then stumbles back into a Sleeper Hold with Body Scissors from Curt Hawkins. Curt Hawkins has the hold locked in as Undertaker tries to get rid of him off of his back but he is soon overwhelmed by all the other participants in the match and finds himself on his hands and knees with Ryback firing away at him with shots to the head and Curt Hawkins choking the life out of him. All of the participants join in on the beatdown as Undertaker is laid out flat on the stage. All men look to Ryback and nod, they know what to do now to get rid of 'The Deadman'.
Styles: What a chaotic start to this match-up, The Undertaker being beat down mercilessly by this pack of animals all vying to become the first ever Anarchy Money in The Bank briefcase holder!.
All five other men help lift The Undertaker up and they hand The Undertaker over to him. Ryback then places Taker's head between his legs and raises him up into the air, Ryback then proceeds to Powerbomb The Undertaker straight off the stage into some electrical equipment which bursts into sparks and smoke!. The crowd look on in stunned silence as The Undertaker is taken out of the equation. The rest of the combatants in the match also seem rather stunned as Taker lies in a mesh of wires and smoke. Curt Hawkins pats Ryback on the shoulder as if to say 'we did this together buddy', but Ryback isn't in the mood to make friends so he takes Hawkins and tosses him into the stage knocking 'The Party Starter' down. Half-way down the ramp however is Dolph Ziggler who is looking to catch everyone off guard as he quickly grabs a Ladder and slides it into the ring. Before he can get into the ring and set up said Ladder Seth Rollins clobbers him from behind and knocks Ziggler's head off the brim of the ring for good measure before sliding into the ring himself.
Foley: See Dolph Ziggler was using his head their... just a shame Seth Rollins decided to use Ziggler's head as well in that situation.
Styles: Ziggler thought he had them distracted enough to steal the match but Rollins had him spotted.
Rollins tries to set up the Ladder but into the fray comes Matt Hardy who kicks Seth Rollins in the midsection causing the Anarchy original to leave the now set up Ladder and clutch his ribs in pain. Hardy knocks him against the turnbuckles and begins firing away with shots to the body before mounting Rollins, he begins to hit Rollins with right hands to the head as the crowd chant along the number of times he hits him. This however ends at nine as Dolph Ziggler scrambles up to the top rope facing Hardy and kicks him off, Ziggler goes to jump at Hardy but Rollins has came to under him and drops back causing Ziggler to crotch himself on the top rope. Rollins then gets Ziggler in position for a Electric Chair Drop however Hardy comes back into the scene with a Dropkick to the knee of Rollins causing Rollins to send Ziggler flying forwards, however using his impeccable athleticism Ziggler manages to land on the Ladder and begins to climb!.
Styles: Look at the cat-like reflexes of Dolph Ziggler, things were looking bad for his face but he manages to come up smelling of roses again!.
Foley: I don't think he smells of roses Joey, more of sweat... and hair wax.
Ziggler begins to climb up the Ladder towards the briefcase but Hardy climbs up the other side of the Ladder, before both men can reach the top Ryback comes into the ring with a Ladder of his own. He proceeds to run with the Ladder in both hands into the Ladder already set up which causes it to topple, both men fall off of the Ladder in time though to land on their feet and they go to attack Ryback but Big Hungry knocks them both down to the ground with the Ladder he is using as a very effective weapon. Ryback sets up this Ladder and begins to slowly climb to the top. Ryback may be powerful but his large frame takes some effort it seems to get up the Ladder. so much so that Rollins has the time to climb up to the top rope and leap off and catch Ryback upside the head with a Flying Knee!. Ryback falls off the Ladder he was mid-way up and falls to the mat below as Curt Hawkins begins to make his way down to the ring.
Styles: What a move from Seth Rollins, he's so explosive and unpredictable!
Foley: I think he might just be the darkhorse in this match Joey.
Hawkins slides into the ring but is immediately met with an onslaught from Seth Rollins who just berates him with shots to the head before dropping him with an Enzuigiri. Rollins then takes the fallen Ladder and sets it up in the corner opposite the one Hawkins is recuperating in. Rollins walks over but is met with a kick to the mid-rift from Hawkins who is quitting yet. He knocks Rollins stumbling back and runs at him only to be met with a counter from Rollins who throws him high into the air with a Big Back Body Drop causing Hawkins to propel through the air uncontrollably into the Ladder in the corner in a sickening fashion!. Rollins looks around and sees the other men down and acts on it, he grabs the Ladder Ryback had set up and drags it more towards the centre of the ring and begins to climb it, he finally gets to the top however Matt Hardy has came to and is half way up, Rollins is struggling trying to get the briefcase down for what almost seems like an eternity.
Styles: Rollins can do it here!
Foley: Ah, but look, our Sensei of Mattitude is there to save it for himself!
Matt Hardy reaches up and catches Rollins with a shot to the body. Rollins relinquishes his grip on the briefcase as Hardy tries to climb over him and grab it for himself. Rollins fires back with a shot to the temple of Hardy before hitting him with several more. Eventually Rollins kicks Hardy off of the Ladder and sends him crashing to the mat. Ziggler has however came to on the outside ring apron and he steadies himself before leaping up onto the top rope before leaping into the ring and onto Rollins before pulling him down to the mat below with a breathtaking Zig-Zag which sends the crowd into a rapturous ovation for Ziggler. The maneuver however seems to have taken a lot out of both men as now all the competitors in the match are laid out on the mat. There's no sign of movement from anyone as the crowd watch on in expectation, waiting for something to happen.
Styles: ZIG ZAG!, ZIG ZAG!, he took him out!
Foley: He may have taken himself out in the process though Joey, but what a move!.
Suddenly from the back comes Shannon Moore!. Matt Hardy's student comes running down to the ring and he grabs his 'Sensei' and drags him towards the Ladder in the centre of the ring. Moore assists Hardy up the Ladder but Ryback has came to and he knocks Hardy down off of the Ladder again. Moore looks shocked as he looks at Ryback, he tries to baragain with Big Hungry but to no avail as he is knocked down with a stiff Meat Hook Clothesline!. Ryback then grabs Moore and hoists him up onto his shoulders only for Reby Sky to slide into the ring and kick Ryback between his legs dropping the monster down to his knees in agony. Matt Hardy's girlfriend then helps him get back to a vertical base. Hardy looks at Moore and then they both look at Ryback, they see a Ladder on the outside and then start instructing Reby to set it up like a bridge between the ring and the barricade.
Styles: God dammit!, Matt Hardy's got his whole circus down here with him!
Foley: When everything is on the line like it is now, you have to take every opportunity you can to win and I think this is brilliance on the part of Matt Hardy Version One!.
Reby manages to hoist the Ladder up in a good position which allows Hardy and Moore to work on their plan. They take Ryback out to the outside ring apron and both men stand either side of him, they lock up his head and proceed to raise him up into the air but Ryback fights them off and drops back down, he knocks off Moore throwing him by the wayside before headbutting Hardy, Reby tries to intervene but Ryback glares at her, this one distraction however has allowed Hardy to take advantage and run at Ryback, before wrapping his arm around his head and taking him off of the ring apron down onto the Ladder-bridge which snaps in half under the weight of both men as Hardy hits Ryback with the Side-Effect!. Both men crash heinously through the Ladder which split in half as Reby Sky and Shannon Moore look on in horror. Ryback has been taken out but it seems as though Matt Hardy has in the process taken himself out.
Styles: OH MY GOD!
Foley: Sickening Side-Effect through the Ladder!, Matt Hardy laying it all on the line tonight!.
In the ring both Rollins and Ziggler are back to their feet along with Hawkins who is barely on one knee. Both Ziggler and Rollins give each other a nod and they grab the Ladder set up by Ryback and proceed to take Hawkins out with it. This partnership however is extremely short lived as the two now squabble over the Ladder, eventually the larger Rollins wins the battle over the Ladder but is only met with a Dropkick from Ziggler which causes the Ladder to be kicked up into his face dropping Rollins to the mat. Ziggler takes the Ladder and lays it down on the mat. He grabs Rollins and picks him up by the head only to be met with some rallying shots from Rollins who then kicks Ziggler in the mid-section and takes a few steps back. Rollins then runs at Ziggler leaps into the air before stomping down on the back of Ziggler's head causing him to smash into the Ladder face first with a hideous Black-Out!
Styles: OH MY GOD THE BLACKOUT ONTO THE LADDER!
Foley: GOD DAMN, THAT LOOKED SICK!
Rollins looks around and sees that all of his opponents are knocked down, he then goes and grabs the Ladder he set up against the corner earlier in the match and drags it towards the centre of the ring. The crowd are at a fever pitch. As Ryback and Matt Hardy are taken away in stretchers Rollins takes the time to clear the ring of Hawkins and Ziggler before he climbs up the Ladder, he wastes absolutely no time in scaling said Ladder and takes the time sit atop it and carefully unhook the briefcase clutching it into his arms and winning the match!.
Winner and Anarchy's first ever Mister Money in The Bank: Seth Rollins!
Rollins drops down to the mat below and goes wild with the briefcase in his hands.
Styles: Seth Rollins has done it!, he's finally caught that big break he's been looking for ever since he's joined this brand!.
Foley: And what a match, I know for a fact these guys will be sore in the morning, but for one of them at least, it's been worth it.
JR: Well folks Anarchy sure as hell showed us but there is still plenty of time to go in the night for Raw and Smackdown to steal the show. Isn't that right Hot Rod.
Piper: Damn straight JR. What's next on the docket?
The fans are already booing at Reverend D'Von's theme music being played, not wanting to hear the man preach. D'Von walk onto the entrance ramp holding a microphone and his donations case that he used to hit Jeff Hardy with on Smackdown. Reverend D'Von stops on the entrance and signals to cut his music as he holds his mic to his mouth.
Reverend D'Von: Disgraceful, completely disgraceful!
Reverend D'Von is already getting booed out of the building as D'Von heeds no attention to them, just to what he wants to preach.
The whole concept of Money In The Bank is completely disgraceful to human beings, and you people watching should be ashamed of yourselves! Watching over 20 men fight in three different ladder matches to earn a potential shot at a title? Are you people that naive?! You sinners pay twice as much money to watch fools conduct foolish stunts involving these dangerous objects just to satisfy your lust for entertainment. You people make me sick! What's worse is that I have been not scheduled to be placed in a match tonight, so I am not able to cleanse a sinner of their sins tonight.
But don't worry, I still have a reason to be here with you morons. What I have here is my donations box, and I will walk around the arena to collect donations from anyone who still has a heart and a soul. I know you sinner have money on you to spare, using it to buy Daniel Bryan or Jeff Hardy merchandise, but you can make a difference buy donating even as little as.. oh lets say $40 to helps those in need!
Reverend D'Von starts to walk to the side of the entrance ramp and holds his donations box out to the side, demanding donations from the fans. Only a select amount of people put in a few dimes and pennies into the box as a joke which earns them a glare from Reverend D'Von. Reverend D'Von makes it to the side of the ring and stops by a man and demands that he places a donation into the box. The man refuses to do so and knocks the donation box out of D'Von's hands. The fans begin to cheer and support the man as Reverend D'Von angry grabs the man and throws him over the barricade! The crowd fires a lot of heat to D'Von as he clubs the man with his fist several times before throwing him into the ring. Reverend D'Von then angrily yells at the man as he digs under the apron and pulls out a table from under the ring, drawing a shocked reaction from the crowd. Reverend D'Von then slides the table and enters the ring with the microphone and the donation box in his hands.
Reverend D'Von: You think your funny, you piece of unworthy shit ? Do you know what happens when you provoke the wrath of UWF's Saviour?! I'm going to make sure that I cleanse you of all of your sins, but not before I break your back with this very table!
Reverned D'Von then sets up the table in the center of the ring which draws a lot of boos from the audience. D'Von then picks up the man and is ready to send him through the table until..
JR: Oh my...
Piper: Now he's done it! Reverend D'Von has been trying to pick a fight with Lucifer for a while, now he's getting one!
Jeff Hardy comes running down the entrance ramp and quickly slides into the ring as Reverend D'Von drops the man back onto the floor as both Hardy and D'Von exchange punches. Hardy gets the upper hand of the exchange and quickly kicks D'Von in the midsection and nails a Twist of Fate to Reverend D'Von! Jeff Hardy then quickly picks up D'Von and places him onto the table as he signals for the Swanton Bomb which draws a huge pop from the crowd. Jeff Hardy climbs onto the top rope and sets himself up for the Swanton Bomb but D'Von is already off the table and is quickly leaves the ring. D'Von looks up to Hardy in anguish as Hardy notices the donation box in the ring and holds it high in the air for Reverend D'Von to look at. Reverend D'Von starts yelling at Hardy to leave it alone, but Hardy helps the man up and both of them sticks their hands inside the box, grabbing all of the donations inside and throwing them into the crowd! D'Von is going berserk at the entrance but doesn't do anything as Hardy throws the box away, then grabs the mic.
Jeff Hardy: D'Von, there comes a time and a place for all things to end, and you sir, are at the end of your rope. You either take your neck from around the noose, and free yourself off of this shackle you have forced upon yourself, or you hang yourself clinging on to what everyone now sees as transparent. This isn't a donation box, it's a charity box. The D'Von Dudley Charity box. This money, it wouldn't go to help the people of the faith, it would go to your wife and kids. Maybe you would take about twenty dollars out of there and apply to become an ordained minister, just to try and prove this facade is all actually, a good cause. This Reverend bullcrap has to stop, and it has to stop immediately. Christ, I could only imagine what your mother and father think of this, one a bishop, the other a pastor, having to watch you imitate an esteemed member of their faith?! In the future, you can pray for forgiveness for that, and you can be thankful of the sin I have saved you from committing here tonight. But mark my works D'Von Dudley, all you should be praying for right now is mercy..... from me.
A-freaking men!
Jeff Hardy drops the microphone as his theme music plays over the PA system. Reverend D'Von is speechless as he's completely full of rage, then storms off in a dramatic fashion to go backstage while Jeff Hardy is on the top rope, celebrating his little win over D'Von.
With movement not intoxication or inebriation related but decidedly erratic and unbalanced an image of THE Brian Kendrick appears on the titantron and he seems to be busying himself with something. One by one ladders are dragged into the frame. Finally, Kendrick stands between them and addresses the crowd.
THE Brian Kendrick: Hello UWF…universe.
There is a small pop from a crowd who still don’t fully understand Kendrick.
Let me ask you a question. A question that, unlike my opponents in the Smackdown brand Money in the Bank ladder match tonight, you will all understand and have the cognitive abilities to answer. Do you think when you come from obscurity to being given, what shall we say, “promotional time†on pay-per-view then you’ve made it? Then you’re destined for the big time? I’ve believed that notion one too many times and it’s always come back to screw me so I’ll leave that one with you.
Kendrick looks up at the ladders around him.
Devastation? Sure. Destruction? Guaranteed. Career shortener? Unless you’re very smart it’s a distinct possibility. Why put your body through this hell then? Why put your body through this war? To taste greatness. To mark your name in the history books. That name doesn’t come with the asterisk people like to put next to Money in the Bank winners because it seems all too easily forgotten what each man has to go through in this match and, more importantly, what lengths the victor has to go to secure that briefcase. My body will, quite literally, be on the line tonight. You have watched people hurt themselves, break their bones and never be quite the same again and yet you cheer…I don’t blame you, I really don’t. That came across as almost entitled and ungrateful but I need you all in the arena tonight to really understand what we’re going through so that when I reach up and unhook that briefcase tonight you will be able to breathe that sigh of relief that will inevitably come along with the celebration. This, this metal frame…
Kendrick slaps the ladder and checks how sturdy the ladders are. They seem to wobble all too easily.
…is going to be all that stands between me and my destiny. Me and victory. I’ve talked a lot about war recently and specifically the art of war. Everything until now, every verbal spar, every match, has been a battle. Now we fight the war. We fight a war featuring some of the most amazing talent to ever lace up their boots but they fight a war without a plan. Chris Jericho…Christopher Daniels…MVP…Antonio Cesaro…these men are physical specimens and this match will top them all. Two men, and one general manager, have really stood out to me though…as shining examples of everything that is wrong with this business and my show. Rob Van Dam and Austin Aries you two can posture and push and shove all you like but whilst you ignore the rest of us I am plotting and I am scheming and I will be doing everything in my power to make sure neither of you arrive at Smackdown next Friday night able to compete and I’m not going out there to physically hurt you, no, gravity will take care of that. I’m going to mentally annihilate your preconceptions and beliefs and no-one will know where to turn except up…
Kendrick points to the sky and tilts his head back.
…when I prove to the world that this isn’t the Sandow show, the Bryan show, the Batista show, the Aries show or even Rob Van Dam’s carousel of disappointment. Smackdown is THE Brian Kendrick’s show. I no longer care who the world sees as “the guyâ€, no, I’m taking the spotlight, I’m taking the torch and I’d like to see anyone try to stop me. See you guys out there.
The camera backs off and we fade to black as Kendrick continues to survey the ladders around him.
Joey Styles: Welcome back to ringside folks and I for one am absolutely shocked at the fact Seth Rollins has just won himself a World Championship opportunity of his choosing at any time.
Piper: God Damn you anarchy guys must all be punching yourselves in the nuts now. What were you thinking?
Joey Styles: Yes folks I'm here with Roddy Piper to call the next match which will see both World Champions in action just prior to their title defenses as tonight they are going to pull double duty when they defend the Tag Team Championships here tonight.
Piper: Not only is it not fair for the World Champions to have to be in two matches tonight, but its also unfair they have to take on such a lame ass team like the Modern Day Dragons.
Joey Styles: Oh shut up Hot Rod. The only reason your mad is because they wouldn't let you call Anarchy too.
Christy Hemme: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the UWF Tag Team Championships!
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Derrick Bateman's music hits and the crowd is on their feet in excitement. Derrick and Johnny along with Maxine all come out and walk down the ramp together.
Christy Hemme: From the Dragon's Lair. Weighing in at a combined weight of five hundred and eighty two pounds. Johnny Curtis, Derrick Bateman, and Maxine!
All three of them slide into the ring and get ready for the match ahead.
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The crowds reaction quickly turns as Bray Wyatt and Damien Sandow emerge on the stage, Wyatt looks around the arena with a big smile on his face as he extends his arms out to his side. While Sandow looks around as he and Wyatt begin to make their way down to the ring. Wyatt and Sandow both have their Tag Team gold on their shoulders while the two World Titles are around there waist. The two men are an impressive sight and show the complete dominace Y.E.S. has had in the company.
Lillian Garcia: And their opponents, representing Your Enlightened Saviors, they are the current UWF Tag Team Champions, the UWF Champion Damien Sandow and the UWF World Heavyweight Champion Bray Wyatt!
Wyatt and Sandow step into the ring unimpressed with the Dragons on the other side who are already trying to plot what sort of antics they are going to be up to tonight.
Ding Ding Ding!
Joey Styles: So let’s set the scene Hot Rod. The Dragons, the clear underdogs won this opportunity last month at Wrestlemania. Now they have a massive challenge going up against not just one but two World Champions. Though I’ve learned to never underestimate anyone the Dragons may be outclassed here.
Piper: Outclassed by miles Joey. I haven’t seen a team as lame as the dragons since 3MB. And don’t even get me started on their hair!
Wyatt decides he wants to start the match for his team, cracking his neck and ready to go as Bateman decides to start things out for his. Bateman walks up to Wyatt and waves his hand out. “You do not want to win this match. You want to lay down and let me pin you.†Wyatt answers “what?†completely taken aback by whatever the hell Bateman is trying to do here. “You will lay down for the three count!†Bateman turns to Curtis who is shaking his head. “No, no, no. You are doing it wrong. Here!†Curtis throws out his hand asking for the tag.
Joey Styles: Was Derrick Bateman just trying a Jedi Mind Trick?
Piper: The only time that would ever work is if he asked the audience to take a piss break during his matches.
Bateman tags in his partner and the crowd cheer as Curtis leaps over the top rope and into the ring. Wyatt and Sandow share a look of confusion. Curtis cracks his knuckles before trying to perform a force choke on Wyatt. The World Heavyweight Champion just stares at him in disbelief as if thinking Curtis is really that stupid.
Piper: This is your best tag team on Anarchy. No wonder you guys have never had the tag belts in your history.
Styles: All joking aside Hot Rod, this is our FIRST opportunity. And don’t count out the dragons just yet, Curtis could have been our world Champion at Elimination Chamber.
Piper: Speaking of Champions how did old Rhino turn out for you. I bet half the people at home don’t even know who the hell Rhino is.
Bateman now is giving Curtis a hard time as the force choke is unsurprisingly not working. Curtis turns to Bateman and shouts “I didn’t want to do this but here goes.†Wyatt decides he’s seen enough and decides to go on the attack, but as he does he slips and falls onto his back at the same time Curtis motions for a force push. Wyatt is down and Curtis and Bateman both stare at each other in shock believing Curtis did it. “Hey now, why you been holding out all this time!†Bateman yells.
Piper: Wow, the Dragons have to be the dumbest mother fuc…..
Joey Styles: Yes, Wyatt tripped Hot Rod, but give the dragons their moment.
The moment is up however as Curtis is still in awe of being able to use the force and Wyatt gets back to his feet. The World and defending Champion runs full steam ahead and connects with a clothesline that drops Curtis to the mat hard. The World Champion waits as Curtis staggers into the corner only for Wyatt to follow by crushing Curtis with a body avalanche. Curtis falls face first into the mat, moments later Wyatt flips him over and covers him.
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Curtis kicks out!
Wyatt is unimpressed by this whole thing, even possibly thinking he doesn’t want to be here as he brings Curtis to his feet and tags in Sandow. Sandow comes into the ring and delivers a clubbing European uppercut to Curtis. Sandow sends Curtis off of the ropes, Curtis comes back surprisingly attempting to clothesline Sandow, but the Intellectual Savior ducks it. Curtis comes back and Sandow is able to catch him and drop him with a side slam. The crowd boo as the UWF Champion has his opponent right where he wants him in the center of the ring. Sandow makes sure Curtis is in position before coming down on him with a jumping knee drop. Sandow smiles as he makes the cover.
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Bateman makes the save by breaking up the count.
Piper: Now this is what I love to see. The World Champion and UWF Champion working together to bring down the most overrated tag team in the history of the UWF.
Sandow picks Curtis up and reaches out his hand to Wyatt who tags himself back into the match. Wyatt waits as Sandow opens up the rib cage of Curtis and Wyatt drives his head into them. Curtis wretches in pain as Sandow grabs him and lifts him up and brings him down with an atomic drop. The official gets Sandow out of the ring finally but the damage is done as Curtis is caught by Wyatt and brought down with the High-Angle powerslam. Wyatt is able to just stay on top of him for the cover.
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Bateman again breaks up the cover.
Joey Styles: My word the power of the World Heavyweight Champion, with that impressive slam. Had it not been for Bateman I think this match may have been over.
Piper: I talked to Wyatt earlier and he has begun to call that move the conversion experience. A lame name I know but that’s what he wants to call.
The official gets in between Bateman and Wyatt and begins pulling Bateman away while Wyatt follows taunting the fro wearing member of the dragons. The referee is so distracted he doesn’t see Sandow hop into the ring as Curtis is getting to his feet and grab him in a full nelson slam only to bring Curtis down head first on the turnbuckle. The crowd begin to jeer loudly. The official having seen nothing finally gets Bateman where he wants him and turns unaware of what has just transpired. Sandow is begging for a tag and Wyatt heads over and does just that.
Piper: Hey, Joey. How come I don’t see your Dragons showboating or acting like clowns now? Oh that’s right because they are getting their asses kicked by two highly respectable athletes.
Joey Styles: Respectable? Like hell Hot Rod. You just saw what the UWF Champion did behind the officials back didn’t you.
Piper: Actually you know I couldn’t see over Bateman’s ridiculous haircut.
Curtis is really hurting and perhaps out as Sandow comes into the ring. Sandow grabs Curtis by the wrist and locks it up before beginning to drive knees right into the exposed ribs of Curtis. The crowd is now chanting for the Dragons, but Sandow keeps tearing away until the official officially makes him back off. Sandow is clearly irked by the interruption made by the official.
Joey Styles: The official finally giving Curtis a moment to breathe which he has not gotten this entire match up.
Piper: Well your boy better do something cause I guarantee he won’t get another one with the likes of the World and Tag Team Champions in the ring.
Sandow brings Curtis up to his feet only to scoop slam him back down to the mat. Wyatt calls for the tag but Sandow calls it off, clearly interested in doing something here. Damien is looking to perform the Elbow of Disdain and performs all the theatrics perfectly, except for the fact that he misses it entirely. Curtis gets to his feet as Sandow gets to his and Curtis is able to lash out with a Johnny kick. The spinning heel kick knocks Sandow down but not enough for Curtis to make it to his corner. Sandow gets right back up and Curtis lets his instincts take over and performs a northern lights suplex right into the turnbuckle on Sandow. The crowd gasp at the impressive move which sends the momentum in the dragons corner for the first time in the match up.
Piper: Aww what the hell is this!
Joey Styles: I told you not to count out the Dragons Hot Rod. If Curtis can make the tag to the fresh Bateman the champions may all be in trouble.
Curtis pulls himself slowly towards his corner, but thanks to the high impact move Sandow is moving slower. Curtis takes almost an entire minute to get to his corner but does and tags in Bateman seconds before Sandow tags in Wyatt. The place explodes as Bateman comes into the ring. Bateman comes in and begins driving elbows into Wyatt’s head staggering and stunning the World Champion. Bateman does such a fine job of it he is able to bounce off the ropes and connect with a running crossbody on Wyatt that takes the World Champion down to the mat. Wyatt gets back up in the corner and Bateman returns the favor from earlier, whereas Wyatt hit the Body Avalanche Bateman brings up both his knees right into the Champions face. Wyatt falls to the mat leaving Bateman the only man standing in the ring and the crowd cheer on Bateman.
Joey Styles: Oh man this crowd is electric here tonight, showing Bateman there full support. What was that you said about a bathroom break?
Piper: Ahh shut your cake hole Joey.
Bateman slides outside of the ring and looks under the ring apron for something. The crowd cheer when he pulls it out, its his cape and mask. Without hesitation and Maxine cheering on Bateman throws on the cape and cowl and becomes the Bate Man!
Joey Styles: The Bate Man is here folks! Business has just picked folks.
Piper: The Bate Man? Are you serious? Can you be any lamer much less the amount of copyright infringements there.
The Bate Man hops all the way up to the top turnbuckle as the crowd is cheering wildly. He begins to wait for Wyatt to get to his feet and the Champion does, only for Bateman to connect with the flying crossbody. The Bate Man stays on top of Wyatt.
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Damien Sandow saves the Tag Team Championships for his team and the crowd boo loudly.
Joey Styles: Another half second away and your worst nightmare was coming true Hot Rod.
Piper: How embarrassing that would have been I don’t think my heart could have withstood it.
Sandow is ready to pounce on Bateman but suddenly out of nowhere Curtis shows up and dropkicks Sandow right in the chin. The impact catching him so off guard the UWF Champion’s head snaps. Sandow rolls out of the ring, leaving the World Champion alone with both challengers. Bateman looks at Curtis. “Remember that move we practiced Robin! Its time to unleash it and become Tag Team Champions!†Curtis nods his head and begins heading to the top rope.
Joey Styles: Oh no, what the hell are Curtis and Bateman going do here.
Piper: Good god, this is so Fucking embarrassing.
The Bate Man picks up Wyatt and with an unbelievable strength puts Wyatt up in a seated position on his shoulders. The Bate Man gets down on his knees and Curtis leaps off and connects with a leg drop on Wyatt off of Bate Man’s shoulders. The crowd can’t believe what they just saw as Curtis appears to have hurt himself just as much as Wyatt.
Joey Styles: Oh my god what a move! I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything like that before in my life.
Piper: And now the Dragons are ripping off the Legion of Doom. Do these guys have no shame.
Maxine is on the outside screaming pin him! Bate Man does just that, covering him to become the New UWF Tag Team Champions.
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Sandow has grabbed the official and pulled him out of the ring. The official lands on his feet thankfully but chastises Sandow for his actions. Bate Man attempts to hit Sandow with a baseball slide but Sandow moves out of the way. Bate Man too lands on his feet but in a prone position. Sandow grabs Bate Man and tosses him cape and cowl into the steel steps, the impact even knocking the mask right off of Bateman’s face.
Joey Styles: Oh man, and just like that the clever bastard Sandow has killed all momentum here and now for the dragons.
Piper: Anarchy can say good night no way they are going to walk out with the belts now!
Sandow tosses Bateman into the ring who is clearly hurt now. The official follows as Sandow gets into the ring last. Sandow begins stalking Bateman like a lion on its injured prey. Bateman gets to his feet slowly and is in perfect position for the Terminus as Sandow goes for it, but unfortunately for Sandow Bateman moves out of the way. Sandow crashes and burns on the ring freeing Bateman up. Bateman waits till Sandow gets to his feet and goes to lock in the Mantastic. The crowd explode as it looks like Bateman is going to hit it, but Sandow is able to throw him off. What Sandow does next shocks the entire arena as Bateman goes to attack again Sandow blatantly low blows him! The crowd are in shock, even the official is in shock at Sandow with no regard for the rules it takes him a moment to do his job and call for the bell!
Joey Styles: Oh you’ve got to be kidding me!
Piper: What an intelligent son of a bitch! Sandow realizing he was on the ropes did the only thing he could to ensure the Championships stayed where they belonged.
Here are your Winners as a result of a Disqualification: The Modern Day Double Dragons: Derrick Bateman and Johnny Curtis! However the Titles cannot change hands on a disqualification, therefore: Still your UWF Tag Team Champions Damien Sandow and Bray Wyatt!
The crowd is booing loudly now as Sandow gets out of dodge as Curtis comes into the ring looking to take his head off. Sandow grabs the four championship belts before heading to the ramp where Wyatt is waiting. “Come time to prepare for more important matters.†Sandow can be heard telling Wyatt.
Joey Styles: This is disgusting those Tag Team Championships should be coming home to Anarchy, not heading back to Raw and Smackdown! I hope both these sons of bitches lose there World Titles here tonight.
Piper: Ahh Joey you just learned first-hand why Anarchy will never be as good as Raw or Smackdown. Simply put, you guys suck!
Curtis and Maxine tell Bateman the news who looks crushed by it as UWF MITB continues on elsewhere.
Titantron suddenly lights up as we can see Rob Van Dam himself, sitting on a chair in front of a red fence in a dark room, wearing a black T-shirt. RVD looks to the right, than to the left and after that he smiles right to the camera ...
It's that time of the show again, when you put future Money In The Bank winner .. for the second time ... in front of the camera, so your ratings get higher than Wiz Khalifa is. Rob Van Dam is back in the house and he's never been as ready as I am now. And what a better way to put smile on people's faces, than put Mr. Money In The Bank into Money In The Bank match. I am excited, you are excited, everybody's excited. I'm sure that my fans are following my career, so they know how good I look with that briefcase in my hand. I look cool, but with that I'm even cooler, yeah, I thought it's not possible, to look cooler, but believe me, it is. I don't like to go back, to the past and talk about my hiatus and about my injury, because I can't change what happened and believe me, that I would rather be here, bringing joy to everyone, than lying at home on the couch with my torn meniskus. Shit happens, that's what you know, just like I do. But nothin' really matters, when you love this business and you just want to come back to shine again. But it wasn't a decision, it was a duty to come back. I owe these people, I owe them for supporting me for the past couple of years. I don't want to get any emotional here, because that's not what RVD is all about, but I just needed to get this off my chest. I'm glad to be back and I'm ready to kick some tails and I can't really wait 'til tonight, when I step into that ring again and I will show everyone that the spotlight always shines brightly on Rob Van Dam. And these people know, what they were missing all the time, when I wasn't here, because this show wasn't complete without The Whole Fuckin' Show ...
Attendance gives a huge pop to Rob Van Dam, RVD is looking straight to the camera ...
Later tonight, you'll see Rob Van Dam fighting off a bunch of guys and everyone is looking for a win. I picked my few favourites in this match and I'd like to talk about them for a minute. First, there is Christopher Daniels. Sipping on his appletini, I got nothin' against that, veen though it can get a little bit gay sometimes. Even though I mocked him several times, I have nothing against this guy, I just feel sorry for him, that tonight he's gonna have another bad day and it's goin' to be another fantastic night for Rob Van Dam. It doesn't matter if you dance gangnam style, waltz or Futterwacken, I'm still gonna beat your ass, even at dancin'. You're here, just to fill numbers, but you're still on a better position than most of the crackheads in this match. I know, that there will once come a time, when the student will surpass the teacher, but I ain't done yet, so get back to your desk, 'cause Mr. Friday Night is delivering some ass kicking lesson later tonight. Take a look at what you're up against. And I know you've been watchin' me in the ring, and you're impressed and jealous just like everybody else. After tonight's Money In The Bank match, you'll be sipping your Appletini with a straw ...
Crowd's cheering for rob Van Dam as they're hyped to hear what does RVD have to say next ...
Hey Brian. I hope you're there, somewhere in your locker room or a bunker, but you still can hear me. When you look at the newspapers, what do you see there about yourself. Well, nothin' 'cause nobody cares about you, but when you look for Rob Van Dam, you know what they think, dude. They're calling me the best wrestler in the whole fuckin' world and that's something worth mentioning. But believe me, this is nothing personal between us, it's just that fact, that there's always someone, who has to lose and then there's someone called Rob Van Dam. Speakin' of Rob Van Dam, you've got that guy at the Pay-Per-View. Yeah, you heard good, Rob Van Dam. That's the name all of your fans have been chanting during my absence. And RVD is back, not only to carry this DAM company right to the stars, but also to carry that prestigious briefcase. Let me remind you, that you won't be in the ring with Sheik's favourite wrestler, but also with former Televison and HardCore champion, plus you've got The Whole Fuckin' Show to worry about. But because I also have a heart and feelings, here's what I'll do. I'll dedicate my win to you, Brian. As a sign of respect, friendship and because of what an asshole I am ...
Fans are laughing and then RVD chants are heard arounf the arena. But Mr. PPV is not done yet ...
And then my biggest enemy. Austin, you may have a big mouth, but we both know you're afraid. Just like last week, when you were running around the whole arena like a Chiken Little, lookin' for me. Your brain almost exploded because of the tension you felt. And I was just sitting with Board of Directors in their office having a little chit chat. We were backbiting you, while we were laughing looking at you on the TV, how desperate you were. Tonight will have a bittersweet taste for you. Sweet is gonna be, that you'll finally see me in the ring and you won't have to search for me everywhere, but you're gonna have a bitter taste on your tongue, after you'll realize, that the match is over and winner is none other than everybody's favourite wrestler ... Rob ... Van ... Dam. How about makin' our match even more interesting, 'cause I plan on gettin' in a few extra hits. Not a big deal. And when you look at us double A, we're not that different. The only difference between us is, that later tonight, I'm walking out of our match a winner. That's my key to success. And when Rob does his best, I win, it's simple as a fart. As I said many times, I appreciate everything you've done so far in this business, but you just haven't done enough to beat Mr. Friday Night. Double A, what you said about me in the past seven days, that wasn't really nice of you and I think I'm gonna have to step up and put you in your place, 'cause I can't let you run off your mouth like that about me. I guess you were feeling good about yourself, but you hurt my feelings with what you said. It seems to me you were getting out of hand lately, but obviously nobody was able to do somethin' about it. Well, bad news, Rob Van Dam is back, and he's ready to leave ya blue and black. These people will have the look of satisfaction, when Rob Van Dam is back in action. Well, enough of the rhymes, I'm comin' for you Mr. Austin Aries ...
A huge pop is given to RVD by the crowd as the titantron goes black ...
Christy Hemme: The following contest is set for one fall and it is for the UWF Extreme Championship!.
Taz's theme plays over the PA system and to tremendous applause Taz steps out onto the stage with a towel over his head and his Extreme Championship in his hand.
Christy Hemme: Introducing first, from the Red Hook Section of Brooklyn, New York, he is the UWF Extreme Champion, Taz!
As soon as Taz is announced however he is blindsided by a crazed Umaga. Umaga topples Taz from behind and begins just stomping on his head on the entrance ramp. The wild Samoan grabs Taz by the head before lifting him up onto his feet and then up onto his shoulders where he proceeds to hit Taz with a Samoan Drop crushing Taz under his weight on the steel. Umaga looks down and sees the Extreme Championship he grabs it and has almost a look of love in his eyes as he looks into the championships gleam. He then sees Taz beginning to stir and so prevents him from doing so with a shot upside the head with the belt. He throws the belt into the ring before tossing Taz into the ring as well. Umaga gets in the ring in the opposite corner. The referee has no other option but to call for the bell to begin this Extreme Title Match-up
Styles: He isn't starting the match is he?!
Foley: Well, it is the Extreme Championship, and extreme is what Umaga has brought to Taz here when he blindsided the champion.
Umaga sees Taz getting to his feet in the corner and so runs full steam ahead and clocks Taz with a Splash in the corner which drops Taz down into a seated position. Umaga then turns around and runs back at Taz hitting the Hip Strike to the head causing Taz's head to rock back violently. Umaga isn't finished however as he drags Taz out from the corner and throws him down to the mat. Taz looks concussed. The referee goes to check him, Umaga heads to the top rope. The referee checks Taz to see if he is still conscious but before he can Umaga leaps off of the top rope with a Samoan Splash!. Taz is crushed under the weight of Umaga who is just gone completely crazy on Taz. The referee tries to step in and stop Umaga but Umaga has grabbed Taz by the head and raised him to his feet, the referee steps in and tries to separate them for Taz's safety but Umaga has no care for health and safety and so he proceeds to drive his taped thumb into the throat of Taz knocking the champion down again. The referee sees Taz is completely out and decides enough is enough and calls for the bell.
Winner via Referee stoppage and NEW UWF Extreme Champion: Umaga
Trainers and EMT's rush down to the ring as Umaga is harried out of the ring by Trish Stratus who in herself seems shocked by the state Taz is in. Taz is helped onto a stretcher and a oxygen mask is placed over his face. Dark scenes as we head to our next segment.
Styles: What we just witnessed was a barbaric and brutal attack and a mugging of Taz who we can only hope is able to recover soon.
It seems like the crowd is having a blast in Philadelphia. All of a sudden they turn their heads towards the titantron and they see the man who is hoping to win the money in the bank ladder match later on this evening, Austin Aries who is sitting by in the backstage area, ready to give the crowd his thoughts on his match.
"The Greatest Man That Ever Lived", Austin Aries:
UWF Starrcade 2012. The event when Austin Aries decided to come back into the spotlight and once again bring greatness to Ultimate Wrestling Federation. On that night I came back and when I look back and when I'm perfectly honest with myself, nobody cared. Guys in the back didn't even notice I returned and boy oh boy, have they made a mistake or what? But I'll talk about that a little bit later.
Austin Aries makes a short pause to make his speech sound a better.
I simply came back, stepped into the ring and the first thing that was on my mind was that I want to regain what's been taken away from me...The UWF Undisputed Championship. Since day one, winning the UWF Undisputed Championship was the only thing I really wanted to do. I wanted to have that shiny belt around my waist and after a pretty long amount of time I did. At UWF Wrestlemania I, Austin Aries won the money in the bank ladder match just to cash it in a month later and win the UWF Title. I did it. I was on top of the world. You could shoot me right at the moment I pinned Wade Barrett and I could die as a happy man. At least I thought so. I thought nothing can happen to me, I thought nobody can touch me but then that filthy redneck Steve Austin took my UWF Championship away from me. He knew that I had this "You can shoot me and I will die as a happy man" attitude and he used that against me. He pulled the trigger. But I didn't die...just like I wasn't happy. I was left behind by Steve Austin and the New World Order which would later lead to me leaving UWF. But as I said...when I came back, I had my sight on my UWF Undisputed Championship.
Since my first day back in UWF I was trying to find a loophole so I can get out of NXT and go back to RAW. But I couldn't. So I kept dominating. You can name anybody from the NXT roster and I'll smile and tell you that I've been that man, that I dominated that man, that I showed him what true greatness really is. I took NXT by storm. And JBL knew that I was going to keep dominating so we made an agreement and I joined The Cabinet. Everybody thought that I'm sooo worried about JBL, The Cabinet and NXT but they've all been wrong. I never cared about NXT. I never cared about what matches I'm in because it never mattered to me. All that mattered to me was the Undisputed Championship and the fact that I was stuck on NXT, beating everybody while watching people who didn't deserve the Undisputed Title lay their hands on it was eating me up from inside. But not for a long time...
Austin Aries looks to the ceiling but then he looks back into the camera.
Not for a long time because there was this little thingy called "the draft". When the draft started I was sitting in the back with my fingers crossed, hoping to get drafted to RAW. But unfortunately I got drafted to SmackDown. BOO, right? But that wasn't the worst part. The worst part was Bray Wyatt getting drafted to RAW, leaving SmackDown without a World Championship. That was the moment when I thought the end for Austin Aries. I was about to call it quits but then Damien Sandow won the Undisputed Championship and brought smile to my face. Shortly after that, I was told that I'll be in the money in the bank ladder match. Why? Because I deserved it. As I said, when I came back people in the back didn't care about my return but when I announced I will be fighting for the money in the bank briefcase, they realized that they've made a terrible mistake. They left an open path for Austin Aries and Austin Aries took it. You know what's the worst part? That once Austin Aries stepped on that path, nobody could stop him and nobody is going to stop him.
Tonight, I'll fight for my spot at the top. Yes, I'll fight. You have to fight for something like this. You can't wrestle. I've wrestled all over the world but this is a match that you have to fight your way through and I sure as hell know how to fight my way through it. I've done it once and I'll do it again. Sure, I do have some tough competition against me in form of Brian Kendrick and RVD but I believe in myself. I believe in my own greatness, which is something that makes me different than Brian Kendrick and RVD. They want to win but they don't believe in themselves. You have to believe in yourself, you have to be confident. You have to feel the confidence in your soul. Yes, in your soul, not in your heart. Your heart is an organ. Your soul is what drives you, your soul is what makes you who you are and my soul makes me the greatest man that ever lived.
Austin Aries gets really close to the camera.
My soul is what makes me in Undisputed Champion of the Ultimate Wrestling Federation but after I leave Philadelphia tonight, I'll have one thing that has the power to officially make me the UWF Undisputed Champion...The SmackDown Money in The Bank briefcase.
Right before the UWF Championship Elimination Match, a backstage interviewer catches up with Daniel Bryan as he's on his way to the ring.
LIGHTS OUT!
"Lights Out" by Hollywood Undead blasts through the arena speakers as the whole arena gets covered in purple hue. The theme song of Austin Aries is playing for a while when out comes out Austin Aries with a huge smile on his face. Aries wastes no time as he begins walking down the entrance ramp with his hands in the air and pyros explode behind his back. Aries then makes his way down to the ring and slowly walks up the ring steps before stepping into the ring and heading to the top rope where he throws his hands into the air, accepting the heat he is getting from the crowd.
As Break the Walls Down is heard around the arena, booes comes from the crowd. Jericho walks slowly from the stage with no facial expression. He enters the ring and looks to the crowd depreciately, then he has a smirk smile on his face.
'WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERICA, AMERICA, IT'S WUNDERBAR
WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERICA, AMERICA, AMERICA...'
'Amerika' by Rammstien hits the PA system. Before long Antonio Cesaro steps out onto the entrance stage from behind the curtain and has the sourest of expressions plastered all over his face. Seemingly infuriated, Cesaro wastes no time walking down to the ring. He walks up the ring steps and along the outside of the ring apron and does his signature pose before turning towards the ring.
"Wings of A Fallen Angel" starts playing and out walks Christopher Daniels. The fans quite don't know how to react as Daniels looks out at them. Daniels poses one more time before making his way down the ramp. Daniels reaches the end of the ramp and walks up the steps and onto the ring apron where he poses one more time.
An unfamiliar, to most, theme hits and the crowd stand to witness the arrival of Spanky. For some time no-one emerges until the song breaks with the words “..I’m a man with a plan†which prompts THE Brian Kendrick to emerge from the back, flamboyant black jacket and wrestling trunks, looking spaced out. His arms are lazily outstretched as he bounds to the ring, a dance of nonchalance, before climbing the steel steps and leaping into the ring by clearing the top rope.
ONE OF A KIND!
Suddenly the crowd explodes in anticipation, the name Rob Van Dam appears on the titantron and the volume inside the arena goes up a notch and within a few moments Rob Van Dam emerges from the backstage and place literally explodes as Rob Van Dam stands on the staging and licks his thumbs and the crowd goes wild yelling his name. Rob Van Dam nods his head in approve of the fans before marching down the entrance ramp, staring down with Aries at the same time.
Austin Aries wastes no time meeting Rob Van Dam on the outside and the two begin to slug it away from the off, trading forearm blows with each other allowing the chaos to ensue around them. The Brian Kendrick doesn’t hang around either as he drops out of the ring and is the first to grab a ladder while Chris Jericho responds by doing the same himself, while Antonio Cesaro and Christopher Daniels trade blows in the center of the ring but Cesaro isn’t hanging about himself tonight as he unleashes a vicious Uppercut to Daniels before grabbing Daniels and Irish Whips him across the ring and goes to follow up with a Clothesline but Daniels ducks underneath and charges across the ring and leaps between the middle and top rope to deliver a diving double clothesline to both Rob Van Dam & Austin Aries taking both men out in the early going but the chaos continues in the ring as both Jericho & The Brian Kendrick slide into the ring at the same time and both have the same idea which is bad news for the powerhouse of this match, Antonio Cesaro; both Jericho and The Brian Kendrick run at Cesaro and sandwich with both of their ladders.
JR: It’s chaos in the early going here folks.
Piper: JR, you got six men basically competing for an undeniable title shot with ladders, what was you expecting!?
The impact knocks both Kendrick’s & Jericho’s ladders out of their hands, leading to a fist fight between the two of them but it’s shorted lived as Christopher Daniels manages to get back into the ring and looks to get some revenge on Jericho, clobbering him in the back knocking him straight into a Dropkick by Kendrick but any sort of unity is shorted lived because now both Rob Van Dam & Austin Aries get back into the ring both men surprisingly hit Kendrick & Daniels with their own version of a drop kick, knocking both men out of the ring leaving the two of them and now the crowd just explodes as both men pick themselves up and turn around into each other and electricity and intensity is off the charts. A huge pro Rob Van Dam crowd, chanting his name as he gets into the face of Austin Aries, both of them are already nose to nose but both their heads slowly tilt upwards looking up the briefcase dangling above the ring.
JR: Folks, you could the atmosphere with a knife since both RVD and Austin Aries locked eyes on that briefcase.
Piper: JR, at the end of the day, it doesn’t matter about Atmosphere, all that matters is who walks away with that Money in the Bank briefcase.
Rob Van Dam and Aries then both look down and straight into each other’s eyes, Rob Van Dam smirks and points to himself yelling “ROB… VAN…†but Aries being Aries takes a cheap shot nailing Rob Van Dam across the face with an open palm slap. Rob Van Dam takes offense and returns fire with one of his own, knocking the gum out of Austin Aries mouth before following through with a half-crescent kick, sending Aries down to the canvas. Rob Van Dam then decides he’s not going to waste time and straight away grabs one of the ladders closest to him and begins to set it up underneath the briefcase and looks to start the climb in the early going and begins to scramble up the ladder but the ever uncanny Brian Kendrick has other ideas grabbing Rob Van Dam by the foot and pulls him off the ladder down to the canvas and grabs the head of Rob Van Dam and runs up the ladder before hitting the first finisher of the match, The Kendrick! Then The Brian Kendrick decides it’s his turn to attempt to climb the ladder.
JR: Hotrod, do you think it’s possible that The Brian Kendrick might just be able to win this.
Piper: JR, it’s a possibility, he might be a thorn in both Rob Van Dam & Austin Aries’ side as they both the favorite to win this match.
The Brian Kendrick is lightening quick as he ascends up the ladder but Antonio Cesaro has other ideas, he drives the second ladder into the side of The Brian Kendrick knocking him off the ladder, causing the ladder to topple over but that doesn’t both the UWF United States Champion as he’s got an alternative agenda on his mind. He places the ladder over his head and shoulders and begins to spin on the spot, unfortunately for Christopher Daniels, he is first in the line of fire getting nailed in the head with it, Jericho doesn’t fair much better as he attempts to sneak up behind Cesaro, Cesaro spins backwards knocking Jericho in the side of the head with the ladder. Austin Aries stays smart and rolls out of the ring to avoid the action leaving The Brian Kendrick as Cesaro goes to drive the ladder into the head of The Brian Kendrick but Kendrick in a moment only he could produce leans backwards and dodges the ladder swing with a Matrix style dodge; causing Cesaro spin on the spot, The Brian Kendrick then follows through with a dropkick, knocking the UWF United States Champion off of his feet and his head crashing into the side of the ladder. Unfortunately for The Brian Kendrick, Austin Aries has bided his time on the outside and now slides into the ring and spins the unspecting Kendrick around straight into a boot to the gut before finishing off The Brian Kendrick with his Brainbuster, Aries chuckles to himself and yells “God! I’m good!†before pulling the toppled ladder back up to a standing position and begins to climb the ladder.
Piper: JR, I’m telling you if Austin Aries keeps playing this smart like he just did, then he can steal this match.
JR: Hotrod, you may be right but you have to wonder if the very fresh and returning Rob Van Dam might have something to say about Austin Aries winning, just look at the state Aries was in when it came to Last Friday Night Smackdown.
As JR and Piper deliberate over the Rob Van Dam/ Austin Aries feud, Austin Aries is getting closer to the Money in the Bank briefcase but this time it’s Chris Jericho who intervenes and clubs Aries across the back with double axe handle, Aries pauses and turns around to go to kick Jericho away but Jericho manages to grab the foot of Aries, forcing Aries to leap off the ladder which unfortunately for him doesn’t go to well as Jericho manages to leap upwards and grabs Austin Aries into the Codebreaker! The fans erupt at the rather cool looking spot but Chris Jericho isn’t looking for praise, he’s looking to win this match, he readjusts the ladder looking to make his first ascent towards the briefcase but Christopher Daniels has other ideas, drive Jericho into the ladder head first. Chris Jericho clutches at his head while Christopher Daniels begins collapses the ladder down to the canvas and nails Chris Jericho across the back before following through by grabbing Chris Jericho into the double underhook but Jericho begins to wriggle free before forcing himself upwards sending Christopher Daniels up and over with a Back Body Drop! Daniel holds his back in agony and rolls onto his belly which gives the maniacal Chris Jericho an idea. Jericho lifts up the ladder closest to him and drops it across the back of Christopher Daniels, who roars in agony but the pain is only going to get worst for The Fallen Angel, Jericho manages to get Daniels’ legs through the rungs of the ladder and proceeds to execute the Walls of Jericho with the top of the ladder pressing down into the back of Christopher Daniels while his legs are trapped in the rungs of the ladder!
JR: My god! Jericho could break Christopher Daniels in half here folks.
Piper: That is a Daniel Bryan move right there JR and it sickens me to think what damage this will do to Christopher Daniels but brilliant at the same time, it removes one competitor from this match.
Chris Jericho has a sinister smirk on his face as he continues to sit down on the ladder, the expression on Daniels face is horrifying as he taps out profusely but Jericho has no interest in breaking the hold but Christopher Daniels is saved by Antonio Cesaro of all men, who delivers a Big Boot to the face of Jericho, forcing Jericho backwards into the ring ropes. Jericho rebounds off the ring ropes into the Big Swiss, who tosses Jericho up into the air with ease straight into a Very European Uppercut. Christopher Daniels rolls out of the ring and begins to hold his back in agony, referees Jack Doan & Charles Robinson rush to his aid before signaling for the EMT to come down and check on Christopher Daniels.
JR: Christopher Daniels needs help folks.
Piper: Like I said JR, Jericho was smart and removed a competitor from this match entirely.
Antonio Cesaro takes the opportunity of being the only man standing to pick up a folded ladder and looks up at the Money in the Bank Briefcase and attempts to set it up but while it’s still folded and in Cesaro’s hands, The Brian Kendrick sees an opportunity to win the match and scrambles up the ladder and manages to grab a hold of the briefcase before Cesaro can do anything! Cesaro manages to push the ladder aside as The Brian Kendrick dangles above the ring, clutching to the briefcase but he hasn’t got much friction and it forces him to plummet from the above straight into Cesaro who is waiting and delivers a very European Uppercut to The Brian Kendrick and the fans cannot believe it! Cesaro shakes his arm in discomfort from the impact but The Brian Kendrick is down and out but in true Money in the Bank Fashion, there is no breather for Cesaro because one of the hot favorites Rob Van Dam is back in the match and hits a Leaping Spin Kick to the face of Antonio Cesaro knocking down to the canvas, Rob Van Dam then takes a high risk move of his, using one of the free ladders, he places ontop of Cesaro and bolts across the ring before charging back with a forward roll straight into the flipping Senton to hit the Rolling Thunder to Antonio Cesaro but his back collides with the ladder. Rob Van Dam holds his back he’s already managing to pick himself up to a vertical base, using the other ladder, Rob Van Dam sets it up underneath the Money in the Bank briefcase and begins to haul himself up the ladder but Austin Aries has the same idea himself and begins to climb up the other side of the ladder and inventible is about to happen.
JR: Here we go folks, Rob Van Dam & Austin Aries squaring off on top of a ladder!
Piper: This is going to pain for one of these two JR!
Both men manage to arrive at the top rung at the same time, both their eyes lock on each other at the same time and begin to trade blows on top of the ladder, lefts and rights both men begin to look shaky however Aries manages to get a good right hook on Rob Van Dam as he rocks backwards allowing Aries a moment to grab the briefcase but Rob Van Dam fires back with a huge Martial Arts Kick to the side of the head of Aries, knocking him off the ladder however when Rob Van Dam reaches to grab the briefcase. Chris Jericho manages to grab the side of the ladder and pushes it over, sending RVD flying out of the ring down to the padding below. Chris Jericho chuckles and manages to place the ladder back by the briefcase and begins to climb up the ladder himself up. Chris Jericho begins to climb up the ladder himself, but The Brian Kendrick is back to his feet and sets up the second ladder besides Chris Jericho’s and begins to climb up besides Chris Jericho and the two of them begin to brawl to trade blows on the side of the two ladders, both next to end other; Jericho slams Kendrick’s head into the steel of the ladder. Kendrick looks weary on the top of the ladder, as he hangs on by one arm but this time Kendrick gets an uncanny save by Antonio Cesaro as the UWF United States Champion pulls Jericho drop into the Neturalizer hold before dropping Jericho down to the canvas. The Brian Kendrick manages to recompose himself and continues his ascent up the ladder but this time Antonio Cesaro hauls himself up the ladder and but The Brian Kendrick has no interest in brawling with Cesaro on the top of the ladder, grabbing Cesaro in a head lock and pushes himself off of his ladder and flips over hitting The Kendrick off the ladder! The fans go wild cheering “HOLY SHIT!†as bodies are all sprawl across the ring.
Piper: JR, that was insane but The Brian Kendrick being Cloud Nine clearly didn’t think it through enough, he’s just taken himself out of this match.
JR: You could be right Hotrod, but I think you’ll find The Brian Kendrick might be still have a standing on this.
However, Jim Ross might be wrong because Austin Aries was biding his time on the outside once again and now he slides back into the ring and is looking to get this match over and done with but he can already see Chris Jericho stirring; Austin Aries picks up the toppled ladder and drives it into the gut of Chris Jericho, sending Chris Jericho in the corner; Aries then smashes to the ladder into Chris Jericho, the ladder is propped up against the turnbuckle with Chris Jericho trapped underneath it and a precarious position. Aries looks to do more damage to Chris Jericho but from out of nowhere seemingly, Rob Van Dam launches himself from the opposite turnbuckle and hits The Van Terminator to Chris Jericho using the ladder! The impact sends Aries backwards, Aries is shocked but the move took a lot of Rob Van Dam at the same moment. Aries can’t believe his luck as he notices now his opportunity but for safety, Aries rolls out of the ring and looks underneath he ring and pulls out a steel chair before sliding back into the ring and begin to climb the ladder for what seems to be the last time.
Piper: Well JR, it looks like Austin Aries has this match won after all.
JR: You’re probably right this time, Hotrod.
Aries makes his way up the ladder, he doesn’t feel like anything can stop him now but he keeps a tight hold of his steel chair however just incase Rob Van Dam or The Brian Kendrick decide to get themselves involved and that’s exactly what happens. Brian Kendrick has proven so far tonight he has the ability to go the distance and he does again as he manages to bolt up the ladder, Aries can’t believe it as Kendrick arrives at the top of the ladder at speed, greeting Aries but Aries returns the favor, driving the steel chair with his free hand in the gut of The Brian Kendrick as he reaches for the briefcase; Kendrick kneels over on the ladder, Aries has the chair position besides the head of The Brian Kendrick and the opportunity once again presents itself to Rob Van Dam has leaps off the second ladder which is still balanced in the corner and hits the Van Daminator to The Brian Kendrick! The fans go nuts as The Brian Kendrick flops off the ladder, leaving Rob Van Dam and a stunned Aries. RVD wills himself up the ladder now but Aries refuses to be denied, while he might have dropped his steel chair, he still has the steel plated briefcase to use, as Rob Van Dam arrives up at the top rung, Aries drives the Money in the Bank briefcase into the head of Rob Van Dam, RVD leans backwards but he has firm hand clinging to the ladder.
JR: This is it folks, Rob Van Dam or Austin Aries? Which man is going to win this.
Piper: JR, I really don’t know, this is the standoff everyone has been waiting for and it’s happening on top of the ladder, which man is going to win? I think RVD has taken more punishment than Aries but don’t count out RVD, listen to these fans, JR! They are alive.
The crowd is going wild as Aries continues to drill Rob Van Dam in the head with the Money in the Bank briefcase, RVD is refusing to say die however as are the fans, they are going wild cheering for Rob Van Dam to get back into this. Rob Van Dam clings on for dear life, the fans are rallying Rob Van Dam up. Aries with both hands on the briefcase nails Rob Van Dam in the head once more and it looks like Rob Van Dam is about to pummel to the canvas below but that isn’t the case this time instead RVD manages to regain his foot and leaps upwards and does a 360 spin kick to Austin Aries nailing him with the Van Daminator with the Briefcase! The crowd explodes as Aries gets nailed in the head with the briefcase but as Aries collapses backwards, he still clinging onto the briefcase and the handle snaps of with him! Aries crashes to the canvas below, amazing RVD managed to hold onto the ladder but doesn’t matter as Austin Aries has managed to win this match!
-==Winner via obtaining the briefcase at 22:41: Mister Money in the Bank, Austin Aries==-
The fans begin to boo wildly as Rob Van Dam stands on the ladder with his hands on his hips, shaking his head in disbelief but there is nothing anyone can do about it, Austin Aries has the Money in the Bank briefcase and he's hugging tight a small smile on his face he rolls onto his back and looks up at Rob Van Dam and screams "I BEAT YOU AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!" Rob Van Dam doesn't look detected but he cannot believe it as Austin Aries rolls out of the ring and points at his Money in the Bank briefcase and celebrate up on the entrance ramp as Rob Van Dam smirks and shrugs his shoulders but there will be some repercussions for the events of tonight on Smackdown.
Interviewer: Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Can I get a few words?
Bryan stops dead in his tracks and turns around and gives the interviewer the angriest look.
Interviewer: Daniel, what are your thoughts going into your main event match against Damien Sandow and The Miz?
Daniel Bryan: My thoughts?! My thoughts are that tonight, we are going to be witnessing history unfold before our very eyes. It all has been leading up to this moment. Our movement has led us to this very night. My thoughts are on victory. My thoughts are on pain. My thoughts are on suffering. Damien Sandow and The Miz, the two men who stand between me and the UWF Championship. A title no one would expect me to compete for. Sandow, you think you have an ace in the hole with Mike Knox but trust me, your little "insurance policy" is going to backfire. Knox will fail you and then I will be there waiting to unleash upon you seven different kinds of Hell when I proceed to cripple you. I swear to you, Damien, that you will be carted away from this match in a stretcher. And Miz, I just plain don't like you. You win the Royal Rumble match, a match I wasn't apart of, and you think that gives you the right to stick your nose in my business? You may not have committed the sins Damien has but you're going to receive your punishment as well.
Daniel turns to walk away but the interviewer persists.
Interviewer: But, Daniel, does it concern you that you don't have the same momentum you had a few weeks ago?
Bryan then turns around again, furious.
Daniel Bryan: Momentum?! Matches aren't won from momentum! Matches are won by heart. Matches are won by soul. Months ago, when I was tag team partners with that egomaniac, I didn't understand that. I rebelled against that. I won matches cowardly. I would get myself counted out. I would get myself disqualified. I would run away from fights and sneak attack from behind. There's no honor in that. You hear that, Damien? There's no honor in what you do. I know that now. Matches aren't won with momentum. It doesn't matter about win-loss records. In a match, it's a clean slate. It's you and your opponents and, in the 20 by 20 ring, you compete to see who is the best and right now, out of myself, Damien Sandow and The Miz, it's a no-brainer just who the better man is. My mind is clear and my mind is focused. It's focused squarely on the UWF Championship and right now, I'm going down to that ring, with the biggest chip on my shoulder and I'm going to prove to everyone who doesn't already believe it. I'm going to prove it to upper management and I'm going to prove it to my opponents that Daniel Bryan is The Best Wrestler In The World. He's not a pretender to the throne. He's the real thing and the king needs his gold and tonight I take what's rightfully mine and the last words either Damien Sandow and The Miz will hear is me and the rest of "Us" screaming loud towards the heavens in joyous celebration: YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
Daniel turns and walks away while still screaming "YES!" as the crowd does as well.
"...YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH...
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Lillian Garcia:From Washington, D.C., weighing in at 290 pounds, The Animal, Batista!
Batista emerges from the back with an angry look on his face. He is standing on top of the entrance ramp for a second but then he proceeds down to the ring. Batista stops for a second, goes down and does his famous machine-gun.
After he is done he gets up, pounds his chest a couple of times and pyros go off behind his back one more tim
e. Batista continues on his way to the ring but when he reaches it he gets surprised by Brain Kendrick who bounces off the ropes and launches himself over the rope, trying to take Batista down with a Flying Body Drop but he gets caught by The Animal.
IT’S TIME TO PLAY GAME,
MWAHAHAHA
The crowd go nuts as the Game comes out from the curtain and wanting to make a statement makes a beeline towards the ring ready to go to war with the Batista.
DING DING
The two men who have been rivals for almost a decade right now stand in their seperate corners as the match is officially underway. Both Batista and Triple H are looking to the Philadelphia crowd which is going absolutely crazy because they know they're about to witness an ass-kicking contest. After a while both men walk to the centre of the ring. They look deep into each other's eyes. They lock up in the collar-and-elbow tie-up and march around the ring as both men are trying to over-power the opponent but neither one of the two legends is able to prevail. They break the tie-up. Both wasted a great amount of energy so they need to take a little breather. They lock up once again and this time Triple H manages to place Batista into a side headlock. Triple H tries to wear Batista down but The Animal shoves him away, sending him running towards the ropes. Once Triple H bounces off the ropes he almost immediately gets taken down with a shoulder block by The Animal. Triple H quickly gets back to his feet and runs towards Batista, trying to send him to the mat with a clothesline but Batista ducks the attempt. Triple H bounces off the ropes once again and is sent flying up high by a Back Body Drop. Triple H hits the mat hard and grabs his back. Batista taunts The Game as he flexes his muscles but after that goes back to work on his opponent.
JR: Batista is on a mission tonight!
Piper: Both Batista and Hunter are on a mission. Hell, this is a number one contenders match, you gotta be on a mission!
Batista sits on top of Triple H and starts unleashing right and left hands right into the face of The Game. After a while referee starts screaming at Batista to get off of Triple H. Batista doesn't want to get disqualified so he stands up and lets the referee check on Triple H. After the referee gets away from Triple H and tells Batista HHH can continue The Animal goes right back to Triple H but Triple H quickly rolls out of the ring, buying himself some time. Batista goes right after Triple H but Triple H surprises him as he kicks him into the groin, grabs him by his head and sends him towards the barricade. Batista crashes back-first into the barricade. Triple H then charges at him, connects with a clothesline and knocks him over the barricade. Both men end up in the crowd. Triple H gets back to his feet and starts beating Batista. They go deeper into the crowd as the referee starts counting. Batista sees this even though he's getting and beating from Triple H. Batista breaks away from Triple H and slowly starts making his way through the crowd as he walks towards the ring. Batista runs pretty fast so he gets ahead of Triple H. Batista is standing near the barricade. When Triple H runs at him and tries to clothesline him he ducks down, picks him up and slams him flying over the barricade with a Military Press Slam.
Piper: Oh lord! I could hear Triple H's head bouncing off the ground from where I'm sitting!
Batista steps over the barricade and picks Triple H up just to smash his head into the steel steps. He then throws him back into the ring but Triple H's upper body is still out of the ring. Batista uses this as he clims up to the apron and drops a his knee right across the chest of Triple H! After this Batista throws Triple H into the ring once again and lays on top of him for the first cover of the match.
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KICK OUT!
Batista picks up Triple H and follows up with by lifting him up to a vertical suplex position. He holds his opponent in the air for ten seconds and then simply suplexes him. Batista nailed the suplex on Triple H just to buy himself some more time to prepare for his next move. While Triple H is slowly getting back to vertical basis, Batista climbs to the top rope and when Triple H is up, Batista jump off the top rope looking to deliver a diving shoulder block but Triple H gets out of the way and Batista lands right on his face. Both Batista and Triple H get back to their feet at almost the same time and this time Triple H is the one to grab the opportunity by its hair and uses it the best way he possibly can as he picks Batista up and smashes him back-frist across his knee with a Knee Backbreak. Triple then stands up, bounces off the ropes and drops down with a knee drop right across he face of Batista. Triple H stays down for the cover.
ONE!...
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KICK OUT!
Triple H now picks up Batista and irish-whips him right into the corner. He then charges at him and connects with a clothesline. Triple H irish-whips Batista to the opposite corner and connects with yet another clothesline. Triple H thinks he has done enough damange and he is right. Batista, a little dazed comes out of the corner and gets surprised as Triple H comes right at him and connects with a Knee Facebuster. Batista only barely manages to stay on his feet but it's no good because Triple H grabs his hand, takes him down to the mat and locks in the the Crossface.
JR: Triple H has got Batista right where he wanted him to!
Batista is in pain and he needs to find a way to get out of the Crossface so he's trying every way possible. First he tries to break Triple H's grip with his right hand but that's not working so he starts crawling towards the ropes. After a while he realizes that won't work either. He's looking to get up to his feet but he starts fading away. He's got his eyes closed so the referee raises his hand to see if Batista is conscious and able to continue.
ONE!...
Batista's hand falls down.
TWO!...
Batista's hand falls down again.
THRE...
Batista's hand was about to hit the mat but The Animal managed to keep in the air and the match therefor continues.
Piper: Triple H almost got the job done there.
JR: It's gonna take much more to put Batista away.
Batista somehow manages to stay in the match. His hand starts shaking and The Animal starts getting back to his feet. Triple H is shocked by the amount of power that's inside of Batista and he quickly lets him go because he knows things could only get worse. Triple H is standing in his feet when Batista is still on his knee so he uses the one second he's got and he punches Batista right in the face. After that he punches him a couple more times. Batista covered up his face but then he stands up and shoves Triple H away from him. It looks like Batista is about to turn into Hulk. The force between the shove by Batista sends Triple H into the ropes and as he bounces back Batista takes him down with a Big Boot. The Animal starts feeling it. He picks Triple H up on his shoulder and coes to the corner. From there he runs to the center of the ring and slams Triple H down with a Running Powerslam. Batista hooks the leg of Triple H and goes for the cover.
ONE!...
TWO!...
KICK OUT!
Triple H gets a shoulder up and the match continues. Batista is getting angry. He goes outside the ring and rips off the top of the announce table. He then grabs a steel chair from ringside and enters the ring. The referee sees Batista going after Triple H who is getting back to his feet so he's got no other choice but to stop him. Batista politely hands the chair over to the referee and the referee goes near the ropes to hand the chair over to the Justin Roberts who's sitting at ringside. It seems like this is just what Batista wanted. The referee was distracted long enough for Batista to deliver a nasty low-blow to Triple H! Batista quickly rolls him up into a cover but the referee is still talking to Justin Roberts.
JR: That bastard!
Piper: Batista wants to be the number one contender but come on now!
Batista already has Triple H in the cover for like seven seconds when the referee turns around and makes the count.
ONE!...
TWO!...
THRE...
KICK OUT!
Piper: What???!!!!
Triple H manages to kick out despite that nasty low-blow by Batista. Batista holds his head in disbelief. He then argues with the referee for a while. He says that he had Triple H down it least for ten seconds as he's screaming at the referee. They're arguing for a greater amount of time which buy Triple H some time to recuperate. He sees Batista is distracted be the referee so he quietly sneeks in from behind and locks in the Sleeper Hold. Batista wants to fight his way out but isn't successful. Batista and Triple H are marching around the ring when Triple H realises he's not going to put Batista away so he delivers a Neckbreaker. The Game wastes no time and goes for the cover.
ONE!
TWO!
KICK OUT!
Triple H picks Batista up after he was unable to get the job done and irish-whips him towards the ropes. Triple H wanted to take Batista down with a clothesline but The Animal grabbed the top rope to save himself. Unfortunately, Triple H saw it coming so he bounces off the ropes again and connects with a High Knee Strike. This sends Batista over the top rope and ends outside the ring. Triple H goes after him. He picks him up, backs him up against the corner and delivers a couple of chops right across the chest of his opponent, hoping to take away his breath. Triple H is not done there. While Batista is holding his chest he starts delivering knee strike after knee strike after knee strike into The Animal's stomach. He then lifts Batista up on his shoulders and connects with snake eyes! This almost knocked Batista out. One would think that Triple H wants to get Batista into the ring to pin him but The Game's got something different in his mind. He lifts Batista up on his shoulder and faces the barricade.
JR: He's not...
Piper: YES HE IS!
Triple H runs towards the barricade with Batista on his shoulder and powerslams him right through it! The barricade breaks and both men end up in the crowd! The referee was counting them out the entire time and his count is already at five.
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Triple H hasn't done that much damage to himself so he was able to pick Batista up and bring him back into the ring. People are going absolutely nuts as they think Triple H is going to be the new number one contender to the Undisputed Championship but Triple H doesn't go for the cover. He picks Batista back up to his feet, irish-whips him towards the ropes and as Batista bounces off the ropes Triple H catches him, lifts him up, turns around and slams him back down with a devastating Spinebuster! The crowd is cheering even more when Triple H stands up, and flexes his muscles, showing that he's going for the Pedigree. He picks Batista up one more time, places his head between his legs, grabs his hands, locks in tight, elevates himself up and brings Batista down with The Pedigree! Triple H goes for the cover.
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TWO!...
THRE...
KICK OUT!!!
JR: BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD!
Piper: I always knew Batista is tough but I never thought he is this tough!
Triple H can't believe what just happens. He just gets off of Batista, lays down and looks at the ceiling for a while but then he gets back to vertical basis with an angry look on his face. He picks Batista up AGAIN and goes for the second straight Pedigree but Batista drops down on one knee so Triple H is not able to lock in his hands. Triple H tries it one more time but Batista digs deep, finds some power left in him, straightens up and connects with a Back Body Drop. Batista starts screaming and Triple H looks at him with disbelief in his eyes. HHH quickly gets back to his feet and runs at Batista. The two men start exchanging blows. They just stand in the centre of the ring as the keep beating the living crap out of each other.
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Incredible five minutes and twenty-three seconds have passed and Triple H and Batista are still standing in the ring and exchanging blows. Blood is flowing from their heads but they simply ignore it. The tempo hasn't been slowed down one bit.
JR: How is this even humanly possible?!
Piper: I have no clue! I think they might have broken an ass-kicking record!
Triple H slows down a little bit and that gives Batista a chance to come out on top. He irish-whips Triple H towards the ropes and connects with a spinebuster of his own. He starts shaking the ropes as blood is tripping down his face. He then turns around and points his thumbs down as he sees Triple H getting back to his feet. Triple H turns around and gets surprised by Batista who kicks him in the groing, lifts him up and sends him crashing to the mat with a Batista Bomb!
Piper: It's all over now!
Batista doesn't go for the cover. He's beeing going way too fast for way too long so he doesn't have enough energy to even cover Triple H. Both men are down and the referee starts counting.
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Both men get back up to their feet using the ropes. Batista, the fresher one sees Triple H is still not totally up and he's holding his quad. Therefor he runs at him and tries to knock him over the ropes but Triple H sends him flying over his head and over the ropes. Triple H then leaves the ring as well, picks Batista up and slams his head into the steel steps. At this point the tempo of the match is very slow as both men went through a lot. Triple H now grabs lifts Batista up and slams him on top of the announce table. JR and Piper grab their stuff and they leave their seats as they know what's going to happen. Triple H picks Batista up and goes for the Pedigree on top of the announce table!
JR: This is too much!
Piper: I like "too much"!
Triple H wants to elevate himself up but he's not able to do so because Batista starts breaking his grip. Triple is watching Batista's hands breaking the hold. Batista breaks out and immediately kicks Triple H in his groin, places his head between his legs, lifts him up and brings him down with The Batista Bomb on top of the announce table!
Piper: NOOOOO WAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The announce table broke and both Triple H and Batista are laying on the ground, completely uncoscious. The referee is at the count of six.
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Batista gets into the ring right after the referee finishes the count.
DING DING
The referee montions for Lillian Garcia to come to the ring so he can tell her what the result is. He does so, Lillian raises her microphone to her mouth and tells us the result of the match.
Lillian Garcia: Ladies and Gentlemen, the referee has just informed me that because both men didn't make it to the ring in a count of time, the match ends in a double count-out and therefor is ruled a no-contest!
Fans start booing when all of a sudden...
Silence in the yard, the doberman's asleep...
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The theme song of the SmackDown GM blasts through the arena speakers and Demond Wolfe almost immediately comes out of the back with a microphone in his hand.
Desmond Wolfe: Cut the music!
The music stops playing.
That's not what I had in mind for tonight, sunshines. I set up this match so we can have a new number one contender, not so we waste precious TV time. And I certainly don't need to listen to Batistas whinin' and complainin' that he Batista Bomed Triple H and should be the winna'. So referee, restart the match! I don't care if you two wankers will be fighting the entire night but at the end of the night, there will be a number one contender!
Wolfe turns around and disappears behind the curtain. The referee leaves the ring and check on Triple H if he's able to continue. The camera is right in Triple H's face and we can clearly hear Triple H saying "yes". He stands up and he walks towards the ring. The Game is limping. The referee, Batista and Triple H are all in the ring so the match can be restarted.
DING DING
Both Triple H and Batista had enough time to recuperate. Batista runs out of his corner and charges right at Triple H who's holding his quad and tries to connect with a clothesline but Triple H gets out of harmes way and Batista hits the steel turnbuckle pretty hard. Batista turns around, holding his chest and he gets surprised by Triple H who starts unleashing knife-edge chops right across the chest of his opponent. Triple H then irish-whips Batista to the opposite corner but Batista counters and Triple H finds himself running towards the corner. He hits it back-first. Batista takes some time to take a breath as the chops by Triple H took away his breath but makes a terrible mistake. Triple H walks out of the corner and takes Batista down by kicking him in the back of his leg. Batista falls to the mat and Triple H immediately grabs his leg and locks in the Figure Four Leg Lock!
Piper: I can't believe what I'm seeing. Both Triple H and Batista went through a lot here tonight yet they still have some fuel left in the tank!
JR: You're not the only one, I can't believe it either!
Batista is not in the Figure Four Leg Lock for a long time as he rolls over, reversing the hold. Triple H has been holding his quad before so now he's in tremendous pain. Triple H breaks the hold soon eough so he can still bounce back into the match. Both Batista and Triple H get back up to their feet but Triple H is still the one who kicks Batista in his groin and sets up the Pedigree. He wants to hit on Batista and finally end this nightmare but for some reason he lets Batista go. Triple H lays down to the mat and the referee asks him what happened. He tells him:"I don't know. I was just trying to jump up and hit The Pedigree but I felt tremendous pain in my quad." The referee asks him if he wants to continue and he just nods his head that he indeed wants to. He's sitting in the corner and trying to get up to his feet but can't make it in time as Batista goes after him, picks him up, slaps him right across the face and then Batista Bombs him.
JR: It's really over this time!!!!
Batista doesn't go for the cover. He grabs Triple H by his hair, picks him up and Batista Bombs him one more time!
Piper: Why, Batista?! Why?!
JR: What the hell is he doing? He's got Triple H beaten, just cover him!
Batista stands tall over Triple H's body as he raises his hands in the air, points his thumbs up but then points them down. People are booing The Animal but he just ignores the hatred coming from the UWF Universe as he picks Triple H up and Batista Bombs him one more time! This time he goes for the cover.
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TWO!...
THREE!...
DING DING DING!
Lillian Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner via pinfall and the number one contender to the UWF Undisputed Championship, The Animal, Batista!
The bloodied Batista got taken through a hell before walking away from this match with his victory, but The Animal has left his mark; Triple H is down and out and Batista places his boot across the chest of Triple H and get's the referee to lift his arm and victory and roars in defiance; knowing that the next stop for the Animal is Lockdown and The UWF Championship.
A camera crew rushes up quietly to Dean Ambrose's locker room. They knock and notice the door is slightly opened. They walk in and see Ambrose pacing back and forth with his hand up to his ear. It looks like he's talking to someone on a cell phone. Ambrose doesn't seem to notice the cameras.
Dean Ambrose
N n n n n n n no this can't be happening right now. I'm about to go out there and win the World Heavyweight Championship. I don't need your help. Look I I I I I know you think I'm helpless but I'll show you I'm not. I was the toughest S O B out there before you and I'll show you I still am.
I know what you've been doing behind my back. The whole lights going out thing, I know that was you. You're trying to mess with my mind. Get inside my head. Screw around with my sanity. Well it aint happening man! I don't need this shit and I don't need you! If you even think about showing up during my match tonight, I'll end you. I swear I'll do it. If you try and get involved, I'll just lay down. I'll let them pin me. I can win a title whenever I want but you, you're the one who needs me to win it the most right now.
Interviewer
Excuse me Ambrose?
Dean Ambrose drops his hand from the side of his head and reveals that he never had a phone in his hand. He looks really agitated.
Dean Ambrose
Wha- Who are you? Where am... What do you want?
Interviewer
We just wanted to get your thoughts on your match tonight against John Cena and Bray Wyatt.
Dean Ambrose
My thoughts? You want my thoughts on my opponents? Like you? The so called Eater of Worlds. AHAHAHA! I couldn’t make a better fat joke if I tried! You want to devour the thing that let’s you exist? I won’t let you! The world doesn’t deserve to end by your hands. If someone wanted to end the world, it would need to be by someone worthy. Someone like Dean Ambrose. But Dean Ambrose is more than just a destroyer. I mean sure I do love to destroy but I am also a champion. The world’s champion. THE champion! These people want to see a showdown for the ages and that’s what they’ll get. The destroyer, the champion of the world Dean Ambrose versus the eater of worlds, Bray Wyatt. Make no mistake Bray, John is the least of my worries. This is about me righting a wrong and that wrong is you. You are everything that is wrong with the world and I’m going to make sure nothing like this ever happens again. I am going to regain not only control over the gold but control over myself.
Interviewer
You do know that I'm not Bray Wy-
Dean Ambrose
Shut up Bray! You've talked enough! I don’t just want that title Bray I need it! My mind, it’s splitting itself into two. I know that seems like a good thing because I’m constantly at ends with my own self but one side of me is winning the battle. HIS side. Winning this World Heavyweight Championship will give him what he wants but it also gives me the power to stop HIM. If I win the championship, I can make myself whole again. I’m trying to save the world not from you Bray but from myself. Earlier in my career, I was soundly beaten by our very general manager Randy Orton at my own game. A hardcore match. That is the only time in UWF history I have ever been soundly defeated one on one without any interference or other funny business like a cash in. I was whole then. I was weaker back then. And I want to return back to that state. Don’t you see Bray, this does nothing but benefit you in the long run!
Interviewer
I'm n not Bray Wyatt.
Dean Ambrose
You're not...
Ambrose pushes the interviewer out of the way and leaves the room mumbling to himself.
Justin Roberts: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a triple threat to determine the UWF World Heavyweight Champion...
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The theme music of the World Heavyweight Champion begins to play and the fans begin to boo. Wyatt soon walks out onto the stage, shouting out bible verses to each member of the "unwashed masses" holding up the World Championship. Wyatt continues to make his way towards the ring as the heat rains down on him. Tonight, there is no Cousin Eli, it's just Wyatt going at it alone. He soon enters the ring and looks up to the heavens with the World Title over his head, before waiting for his opponent.
Justin Robert: Introducing first, from Lafayette, Lousiana, weighing in at 295 pounds, he is the reigning UWF World Heavyweight Champion; Bray Wyatt!
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As John Cena's entrance music blares out of the speakers, the audience releases an never ending negative reaction, louder than any in recent memory. With the audience continuing to display their displeasure toward him, Cena would now finally step out from behind the curtain, walking out onto the stage rocking a black hooded jumper with the hood slung up and over his head. With his head down he slowly made his way toward the end of the stage. Instead of giving the salute, he stood still as he lifted his head for the first time. With a straight face he'd slightly turn his head to the left, looking out into the audience as they continued to boo him. Cena didn't seem fazed though, as he turned his head from the left now to the right. After receiving the same reception on both ends with the arena literally blowing up before his very eyes, he'd direct his attention forward, turning his head back to its general position. Now standing straight, he'd lift his right arm into the air, surprisingly still displaying the "HLR" taunt with his fingers. After holding his pose to another chorus of boos, he lowered his arm and begun walking forward. He placed his hands down by his side, as he paced his way down the ramp, and into the ring, running up the steel steps, stepping through the middle rope. Cena enters the ring and ignores the boos as he waits for the bell!
Justin Roberts: And the challenger, from West Newbury, Massachussetts, weighing in at 246 pounds, He is the UWF European Champion John Cena!
Cause Really I'm A Psycho
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Justin Roberts: And their opponent, from Cincinatti, Ohio, weighing in at 225 pounds, Dean Ambrose!
The crazy Former World Heavyweight Champion comes out to the ring to the biggest pop of the night so far. The sadistic Ambrose looks determined and angry, not a good combination for his opponent. Ambrose gets into the ring as quickly as he can sliding into the ring before stepping up onto the turnbuckle and shouting out to the fans who love him.
Ding Ding Ding
JR: Well folks this match should be interesting to say the least. Surrounded in controversy when Wyatt cashed in on Ambrose at Wrestlemania, and only escalated from there as mysterious black outs have been happening surrounding all three men.
Piper: Its surrounding these three men because Dean Ambrose is the culprit JR. I mean he’s been seen recently talking to himself and even saying he’s been blacking out. If he’s not doing I’ll eat your hat!
JR: Well Cena was the first victim and came to the same conclusion and attacked Ambrose which got him entered into the match. That said the European Champion is looking to add more Gold around his waist here tonight.
Piper: And let’s not forget our loveable Champion JR. Already in a match tonight how is the Champion going to fair having to handle a second match with higher caliber superstars?
The bell rings and the World Championship is on the line here at Money in the Bank. Wyatt immediately hightails it out of the ring, possibly still feeling the effects from earlier match leaving Cena and Ambrose to get right into each other’s face. It isn’t long until the punches begin flying. Cena and Ambrose tear into each other hear the history between the two shows how personal it is with each blow towards the other. Cena is the known brawler and manages to get the better of Dean long enough to bounce off the ropes and look for the shoulder block, but Dean has it well scouted and Cena misses it. Cena gets up and Ambrose grabs him and sends him sailing to the mat with a hip toss. Cena sits up holding his back and Ambrose bounces off the ropes and kicks the European Champion right in the spine. Ambrose goes for the cover.
1…
2…
Cena kicks out!
JR: And Ambrose wasting little time going for the cover here, clearly wanting to win back his championship as quickly as possible.
Ambrose brings Cena to his feet and nails him with an European uppercut driving Cena into the corner of the ring. Ambrose heads to the opposite corner and prepares to rush Cena in the opposite corner, but he isn’t paying attention to his feet. The World Champion is on the outside and has grabbed Ambrose’s ankles and sends Ambrose crashing face first into the mat before grabbing Ambrose and driving him groin first into the steel ring post. The crowd boo at Wyatt’s cowardly tactics. They boo even louder as Cena comes over to the corner of the ring where Ambrose is down and Wyatt backs as far away from the ring as possible. Cena smirks at the obvious fear and respect Wyatt is showing the European Champion. Cena brings Ambrose up to his feet and Cena gets right in his face and slaps Ambrose across the face.
Piper: Haha. Cena just slapped the taste out of Ambrose’s mouth. What entertainment!
Ambrose turns only to get kicked in the gut before Cena grabs him and throws him down to the mat with a fisherman’s suplex! Cena smiles clearly confident before covering Ambrose.
1…
2…
3. NO!
Ambrose gets the shoulder up.
JR: Cena may have the advantage now, but knowing Dean Ambrose it is going to take a lot more than a fisherman’s suplex to put him down for the three count.
Cena gets up and gets down in the corner looking to connect with the FU, but as Ambrose begins getting to his feet Wyatt grabs Cena and pulls him out of the ring. Unfortunately for Wyatt, Cena lands on his feet. Cena gets right up in Wyatt’s face as Wyatt tells him he ain’t going to win Wyatt’s gold. Before the two can go to blows however the former World Champion comes running at them, and suicide dives between the ropes and lands on top of Wyatt and Cena.
JR: Bah Gawd! The Former Champion is indeed a psycho taking out both Wyatt and Cena in one fell swoop.
Piper: The crowd really loves Dean Ambrose and if you could equate the fans loving you into success Ambrose would never not be World Champion.
Ambrose gets up to his feet and screams in anger clearly still not happy that he was robbed of the World Title at Wrestlemania. He grabs Bray Wyatt and tosses him into the ring. Clearly Ambrose wants retribution for the injustice he suffered at Mania. Wyatt gets to his feet with his head down. A big mistake as Ambrose nails Wyatt right in the temple. Wyatt falls hard to the mat, the crowd cheering loudly as Ambrose goes for the cover.
1…
2…
3… NO!
Cena saves his opportunity to win the World Title.
JR: Cena getting himself in there just in time to save his chances on becoming World Champion here tonight.
Cena brings Ambrose to his feet but Ambrose unleashes with a right hand that staggers Cena backwards. Ambrose goes on a tear ripping into Cena with right hands to the face and the gut of Cena. Trapped in the corner Ambrose whips Cena out of it and hard into the opposite turnbuckle. Ambrose rushes into the ropes parallel to Cena and as Cena gets into the center of the ring Ambrose drives him to the mat with a bulldog. Ambrose stands up as Cena is down and gets down in Cena’s face before waving his open hand in front of his face. Ambrose bounces off the ropes and connects with the five knuckle shuffle to the delight of the sold out crowd!
Piper: What the hell did we just witness? Did Dean Ambrose just connect with the Five Knuckle Shuffle?
JR: There isn’t anything this young man can’t do. A 3 time World Champion with a chance for a fourth here tonight.
Ambrose begins stalking Cena much like Cena would after hitting the five knuckle shuffle. Cena gets to his feet and Ambrose rushes Cena, but Cena ducks under the potential clothesline and grabs Ambrose before powerbombing him to the mat. The crowd begin to boo as Cena throws his arm up in the air. “This is how you do it Mother Fucker!†Cena speaks as he waves his hand in front of his race and heads to the ropes, unfortunately there aren’t any ropes there. Wyatt has moved them out of the way and Cena goes sailing to the floor hard. As Cena hits the ground the World Champion slides in and sees Ambrose still out in the center of the ring, Wyatt runs at him and looks to connect with the Running Senton but he finds only mat as Ambrose has managed to move out of the way. Wyatt gets to his feet holding his back in pain as Ambrose grabs him from behind and rolls him up.
1…
2..
3… NO!
Wyatt kicks out at the last second.
Piper: Damn for a second there I thought Dean Ambrose was going to steal the World title right back.
Wyatt shoots up to his feet and Ambrose goes to meet him, but before Ambrose can go on the offensive Wyatt scratches Ambrose’s eyes. The crowd boo as Ambrose can’t see allowing Wyatt to drop Ambrose to the mat with a clothesline. Wyatt is feeling it now as the crowd gives him heat Ambrose staggers to his feet only for Wyatt to grab him and connect with Sister Abigail! The crowd boo as Wyatt goes for the cover and the chance to retain the Title!
1…
JR: Wyatt going to be walking out with both pieces of gold here tonight.
2…
Piper: I believe in Bray Wyatt!
3…
No! Cena pulls Wyatt off by the leg and immediately throws Wyatt into the STFU! Cena locks the hold on in the center of the ring and the crowd lets off a loud mixed reaction as Cena has Wyatt right where he wants him.
JR: All these men keep coming out of nowhere. It may come down to whoever can strike the fastest and hardest and right now that man is John Cena.
Cena holds the move in and the crowd begin to boo. Cena begins yelling for Wyatt to tap out, but Wyatt refuses. Instead he begins crawling towards the ropes and after several long moments gets there. Cena is forced to break the hold much to his own chagrin.
Piper: Wyatt able to find a way to get to the ropes. That is freaking fantastic poor man Cena won’t be winning it here.
Cena gets to his feet and screams out in rage looking ready to claim his throne as the only singles champion on Raw. He begins waiting for Wyatt who gets to his feet and Cena grabs him and without hesitation connects with the FU! The crowd goes nuts as Cena in a rage hits the ropes. Only problem is he doesn’t cover Wyatt right away and Ambrose is able to sneak in. Cena turns and Ambrose is right there and waiting. Cena turns around and Ambrose from out of nowhere connects with the One Hitter. The crowd explodes unable to believe what they are seeing.
JR: One hitter! One hitter! This one is over!
Ambrose covers Wyatt.
1…
Piper: Four times holy shit!
2…
3… NO!
Suddenly the lights go out and nothing can be seen, the official can’t even count the fall. The crowd begin roaring as the boos can be heard on the other side of the country.
JR: What the hell? Another blackout you have to be kidding me! This has gotten ridiculous!
Piper: Uh oh! Looks like Ambrose is trying to cheat to win here.
Several long moments pass as nothing happens it is completely black. Suddenly the lights come on just as quickly as they turned off. And the official is stunned by what he sees in the ring. Bray Wyatt is on top of Dean Ambrose in a pinning predicament. The official has no choice but to count.
1…
JR: Oh no! Not this way! Not this way!
2…
Piper: Oh man Ambrose took himself out what a crazy bastard!
3….
Here is your winner and STILL the UWF World Heavyweight Champion! Bray Wyatt!
The crowd is so pissed off right now they can’t believe what has just transpired. Not even Wyatt knows what happens as he sits up and is handed the World Title.
JR: I think we now know for sure it wasn’t Dean Ambrose and it wasn’t John Cena, but then who the hell was it? Even Wyatt doesn’t know.
Cena is shown propped up on the barricade absolutely livid, while Ambrose is still down from whatever happened to him in the dark. Questions are going to be left unanswered as Wyatt holds his title in confusion as Money in the Bank heads elsewhere.
HBK is scene backstage starring at a mirror
As HBK turns around, Stone Cold Steve Austin is standing right behind him
Stone Cold: Hey, Shawn.
HBK: Steve.
Stone Cold: Shawn, I'm going to make this short and fast. No one knows, The Rock better than I do. I have been inside the ring with him more than anyone else. I know his weakness's, but I also know his strengths. The Rock is everything he says he is. He is one tough son of a bitch in that ring. He will make you work for it out there. I have never been in the ring with anyone like him. He's rugged and determined to get the job done. That's what makes him special out there. Sure he can talk all the trash in the world and he has earned that right because he backs it up. But truth be told, Shawn, there is no one better in that ring besides you. I'm looking you man to man and I am telling you the truth that you are the best to ever compete out there and do not let what he has to say get under your skin because if you do, you will lose. There is no other Rock, but there are those who try to imitate him. Yet there is and never will be another, Shawn Michaels and there is no one who will come close to you in that ring out there. I just wanted to pass that along to you before you go out there tonight. Best of luck out there.
Stone Cold extends his hand as HBK shakes it
HBK: Thank you, Steve.
As Stone Cold goes to turn around, Triple H is standing behind him
Stone Cold: Hunter.
Triple H: Austin.
Stone Cold: Good luck out there.
Stone Cold walks off as, Triple H embraces, HBK with a hug as the two reunite for the first time in a while
HBK: So let me guess, you want to give me a pep talk about tonight right? Shouldn't you be more concerned about, Batista tonight?
Triple H: Shawn, this right now is much bigger than my match with, Batista. I have been in the ring with, Batista unlike how you have not with, The Rock. I have though and he's tough as nails. He will grind you down to the bone and work you until you're at your weakest and then he finishes you off. Shawn, we go back a long time now. You're my best friend and I'm going to be totally honest with you like, Austin was. This is without a doubt your biggest match of your career. It does not get any bigger for you. Like I said, you have never been in the ring with, The Rock before and tonight history will be made. I want you to understand this though, if you don't win, your career will be filled with regret that you did not get the job done here tonight. I honestly don't believe you will get the job done.
HBK: What so my best friend for over fifteen years all of a sudden doesn't believe in me?
Triple H: No, Shawn I'm not saying that. I'm telling you, I know you're going to beat, The Rock here tonight. There is no one like you, Shawn. I don't need to tell you that because you already know that. You know there is no one who can touch you in that ring. You bring out the best in everyone and you're going to frustrate, The Rock here tonight. He has never been in the ring with someone the likes of you. He's going to get frustrated with knowing how much effort you're going to put in because he's going to think he has you down, but then you'll rise back up like you always do. Tonight is your night, Shawn. Tonight you will beat that tooth fairy, pom pom wearing Hollywood actor! I know you'll get it done here tonight. You're everything you say you are and more.
HBK: Thanks, Hunter. I realize what this match means to me and my legacy. Tonight, he's going to need to throw everything at me and more if he wants to solidify his career as the best ever. But even then, he still won't have enough to beat me. Tonight, The Rock's show gets stopped by the show stoppa! And most importantly, THE MAN!!
HBK goes to walk off, but comes back
HBK: And if you're not down with that, I got two words for ya.....
In the background you can hear "SUCK IT" being chanted from the live scene as, Triple H puts on a smirk. The camera now turns its attention elsewhere
Justin Roberts: The following contest is the Raw Money in the Bank Ladder Match! The rules are simple, the briefcase will hang high above the ring, the first person to climb a ladder and grab the briefcase and will be declared the Winner. The winner shall recieve a World Title opportunity for up to one full year at any time he chooses.
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"Just Close Your Eyes" by Story Of The Year can be heard bellowing out of the arena's PA system, signalling the imminent arrival of Captain Charisma, Christian. Although many UWF fans can be seen singing along with the theme music, it's not due to their enjoyment of the arriving Christian, rather due to the fact they just enjoy the song. Just five to ten seconds after the commencement of his theme music, Christian emerges from the back sporting a smirk on his face as he looks around at the booing audience. Christian only momentarily stands on the stage before choosing to make his way down the ramp towards the ring.
Fans can be seen hurling abuse at the charismatic man, but Christian doesn't acknowledge the jeers whatsoever, as he is focused on his objective. Christian reaches the bottom of the ramp, rounds the corner and walks up the steel steps, before approaching the ring ropes. Christian walks along the ring apron, wipes his feet and enters the ring, where he then proceeds to the opposite side of the ring and waits for the bell.
Justin Roberts:From Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 225 pounds, Christian!
As Brock Lesnar's theme song blasts through the arena speakers give out a mixed reaction but it is loud indeed. After a while Paul Heyman comes out on stage and the reaction of the UWF Universe increases even more. Heyman points his hand towards the curtain as walks out of the back with an angry look on his faca. Lesnar is standing on top of the entrance stage, bouncing from one feet to another.
Lesnar then pops his chest and heads down to the ring. When he is in front of it, he jumps up on the apron and pyros explode from ring-posts. Lesnar then steps over the ropes and waits for his opponent to come out.
Justin Roberts: weighing in at 266 pounds, being accompanied to the ring by Paul Heyman, he comes to us from Minneapolis, Minnesota, Brock Lesnar!
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Cody Rhodes theme hits the arena and the crowd immediately get on their feet cheering the stage. Cody Rhodes appears his father coming out behind him. Rhodes looks determined and ready to destroy here tonight.
Justin Roberts: Introducing being accompanied to the ring by Dusty Rhodes, Cody Rhodes!
As Rhodes makes it to ring side he looks in the ring while the camera zooms in on his face, Rhodes snarls before suddenly turning to his left and running up the steels steps. Walking to the middle of the ring apron he wipes his feet before entering the ring, in the middle of the ring he takes his hood off staring at the crowd with hatred in his eyes before. Snarling once again before crinking his neck to the side and facing the stage for his opponent.
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The roaring engine of a massive big rig enters the Public Announcement style and long and behold after a second or so, the sound of one hell of a bluesy guitar and harmonica is drowned out by a huge pop for Kevin Nash, who slowly marches out from the backstage. However this is not your normal Kevin Nash, oh no! This my friends is the Monster known as Diesel! The fans are cheering on the returning Big Man, Diesel lifts his arm up in the air which gets another strong pop from the crowd before marching down the entrance ramp towards the ring, pointing his finger at Lesnar!
Justin Roberts: And their opponent, weighing in at 328 pounds, from Detroit, Michigan, Diesel!
YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME?
YOU DON’T KNOW ME!
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Edge walks out with a smug look on his face looking over the crowd as they boo him unmercifully. He continues down to the ramp and does his pose.
He continues down the ramp and slides in under the ring.
He then goes up on the ropes and poses for the crowd as they all boo as loudly as they can to try to deter him.
He gets down and readies himself for the match.
Justin Roberts: From
Toronto Ontario Canada, he is the Rated R Superstar, Edge!
Ding Ding Ding
The chaos begins as the bell rings and the Raw Money in the Bank is underway. Christian and Edge immediately team up on Cody Rhodes hoping to take down the former UWF Champion before he can even breathe, this leaves the new look Diesel and Lesnar to stare each other down in the center of the ring. The crowd erupt as Nash nails Lesnar with a big right hand that staggers the big man, and Nash unloads a second time, and a third, and a fourth knocking the Next big thing down to the mat. Lesnar shoots back up and Diesel sends the Big Man sailing off of the ropes, Lesnar comes sailing back right at Diesel and the big man connects on the other powerhouse with a big boot. The boot sends Lesnar sliding out of the ropes which leaves Nash alone, allowing him to turn and see Christian and Edge attacking Rhodes. Diesel isn’t going to let that happen as he immediately heads over and grabs Edge first tossing him aside, before coming down with a clubbing blow on Christian. Nash grabs Christian and Edge with each hand and sends both of their noggins into each other with an old fashioned nogginknocker. Edge and Christian hit the mat hard as Diesel does his job by checking on the man he has been hyping up for several weeks now, Rhodes.
JR: And Nash, I mean Diesel, coming out here strong as hell, but taking a moment to do what he says he’s been hired to do and that is to protect the assests of the UWF.
Piper: What the hell does that even mean JR? And for another thing, Rhodes and Nash can’t both win the match, what’s going to happen if it comes down to both of them.
Nash checks on Cody, and Cody takes offense to what Nash is trying to do and shoves the Big man away. Diesel shakes his head and smirks, “alright fair enough let’s go†Diesel speaks as he waits for Rhodes to make his move. Rhodes looks as though he is going to attack the big man but instead nails an incoming Edge with a sharp kick to the gut. Rhodes picks up Edge and nails him with a hard knife edge chop. Nash smiles as he sees Christian and throws him hard into the corner, Diesel than unleashes a knife edge chop of his own onto Christian. Rhodes shakes his head before tossing Edge into the corner and nailing him with a knife edge chop. Nash responds with a chop to Christian. Rhodes hits a chop, than Nash, and back and forth it goes.
JR: Is it me or are Nash and Rhodes appearing to be competing with each other here tonight in the early going.
Piper: Both men are pushing to see who has the bigger cajones I guess.
Nash shouts “We could do this all day so follow my lead†Nash says as he begins to tug at Christian. Rhodes picks up on the cue and together Rhodes and Nash whip Edge and Christian into each other dropping both men to the mat hard. Nash puts out his hand for Rhodes to shake. “Respect first than we’ll do this†Nash says to Rhodes. Rhodes hesitates however as his father is on the outside telling him not to trust Nash. The hesitation costs both men as Lesnar comes sliding back into the ring and with train like momentum drops Nash and Rhodes both to the mat with clothesline. Lesnar screams at Heyman on the outside to bring him a ladder. Heyman begins scurrying around the ring to grab a ladder as Rhodes gets to his feet. Lesnar grabs the former UWF Champion and sends him flying to the mat with a belly to belly suplex. Lesnar screams in rage as Diesel is next he grabs Diesel and hits him with an overhead belly to belly suplex showing the incredible power of the former Next Big Thing.
JR: And it looks as though Lesnar came here to win tonight and with that rat Paul Heyman in his corner it might just be possible.
Lesnar is now begging for Heyman to get him a ladder. The slimy Heyman does and Lesnar picks it up and laughs as he sees Christian getting up from the corner. Big mistake as Lesnar literally takes Christian’s head off with the ladder. With no one else around Lesnar has a clear path to the briefcase and sets the ladder up underneath the briefcase.
Piper: Man with all those roids Lesnar takes will that ladder even be able to carry his own weight?
The ladder does indeed hold him and he begins climbing up to the briefcase and the crowd sees no one around anywhere to stop him. Heyman is squealing like a little girl on the outside as he sees his client get within hands reach of the briefcase. The crowd begin to cheer, but its not because of Lesnar, its because of the figure who appears from out of the crowd. Into the ring comes the Phenominal AJ Styles, making as sudden a re-appearance as his disappearance. AJ comes into the ring and grabs the ladder and shoves it toppling over with Lesnar still on it. Unable to protect himself Lesnar crashes and burns on the top rope!
JR: Good lord its AJ Styles! He’s appeared literally out of nowhere, almost as sudden as his disappearance.
Piper: We never guessed AJ was going to be here tonight, but he is a part of this match JR. At least I think so.
The crowd is chanting AJ! AJ! AJ! AJ! As Styles lifts the ladder back to an upright position and begins to climb it towards the Money in the bank briefcase. He gets about halfway as the Rated R superstar comes into the ring with a ladder of his own and tosses it hard into AJ’s back. AJ looks hurt, but doesn’t fall off. Edge is frustrated and he goes to grab AJ but AJ kicks him off. AJ spins around and jumps off the ladder looking to come down on top of Edge, but Edge ducks it. AJ lands on his feet but without hurting Edge. Edge smiles as though he just got away with something, that is until he turns right into a Pele kick from the Phenominal one. The crowd explodes as AJ gets up without emotion and begins to climb the ladder again for a second time.
JR: And now AJ taking another shot at the briefcase, how pissed would all of the superstars be in this ring if Styles were to grab the briefcase here.
Piper: I’d expect shit to flip JR.
Styles gets his hands on the briefcase right as Christian gets back into the ring. Captain Charisma realizes this may be his last chance to ever get a World Title shot and he climbs the ladder without regard for anything else and goes up and nails Styles with a right hand to the face. This staggers AJ and Christian nails him again. AJ responds with a right hand of his own, before shifting his weight and kicking Christian in the side of the head. AJ then grabs Christian and sends him crashing to the mat with a sunset flip. The crowd roar in approval but the ladder falls over in the process.
JR: Good grief, Hot Rod! Christian might be broken in half there.
Piper: Oh please JR, we’ve seen a lot worse things than a lame sunset flip here tonight alone!
AJ gets to his feet but it is clear the sunset flip hurt him a bit. He turns around when he hears cheers and we see Cody Rhodes jumping off the top rope and connects with a crossbody! Nash is seen on the outside nodding his head in approval as he takes two ladders and builds a bridge from the ring apron to the barricade. Inside the ring Styles sits up and Rhodes unleashes a sharp kick right into the chest of Styles knocking him right back down to the mat. Styles is down but not out and Rhodes grabs the ladder and puts it back together before setting up the top of the ladder as a battering ram. AJ gets to his feet but he might as well have not as Rhodes drives the ladder into his face. The impact sends AJ flying over the top rope. Dusty shouts something to his son and Rhodes heads to the other side of the ring and finds Lesnar climbing back into the ring and gets smacked in the head with the ladder. Lesnar lands right in front of Nash who smiles. Nash picks up Lesnar and throws him over top the corner barricade and into the crowd. Nash begins brushing off his hands as if he just got rid of the trash. He turns right into a very unhappy Paul Heyman. Heyman gets right up in the face of Nash.
JR: Um, Paul I don’t think that is a very good idea. I wouldn’t!
It is too late as Nash grabs Heyman by the tails of his suit. Nash gets a big smile on his face as Heyman begins screaming like a bitch. Nash takes Heyman and throws him hard into the steel ring post, the back of Heyman’s head makes a sickening thud. Nash is all smiles at least for the moment, because the Rated R Superstar comes out of nowhere and connects on Nash with a chop block sending the big man down to the floor. Edge wastes no time now as he slides into the ring, Cody looks to connect with the ladder on Edge, but Edge ducks out of the way and runs full tilt into the ropes coming back and literally spearing the ladder right into Rhodes. The crowd gives a loud ooh as Rhodes and Edge both hit the mat. Edge looks like he hurt his shoulder while Rhodes is unmoving. It stays this way for a few moments as all men catch their breath to try and prepare for the rise to the top of the ladder.
Piper: Oh come on this has been by far the lamest Money in the Bank match of the night. A bunch of big guys with no inspiration.
Is it over yet?
Edge has managed to get to his feet now but is still holding his shoulder in pain. He is in so much pain he is easy pickings for Christian who has also slid into the ring and grabs Edge and without remorse drops him to the mat with the Killswitch! Christian gets up smiling.
JR: And it looks as though Christian just got revenge for when Edge speared him the other night and now will Christian be able to capitalize here.
Christian is too busy taunting the crowd, proud of himself for winning absolutely nothing. He gets up on the ropes and shows off not realizing Nash is right behind him. Christian turns finally ready to climb the ladder but finds a big hand around his throat before the man also known as Diesel chokeslams Christian to hell. Nash isn’t done there however as he looks kinda pissed off now, perhaps the crap Christian has been spewing for months has gotten to the big man. Nash picks Christian up and sets him right between his legs for the Jackknife. The crowd goes nuts as Nash lifts Christian up onto his shoulders, but the place gets even louder when Nash brings Christian over to the ropes and proceeds to Jackknife Christian into the two ladders set up between the barricade and the ring. Christian is literally broken in half by the ungodly maneuver.
JR: My god in heaven! Christian has been destroyed here, Christian has been broken in half by a hellacious powerbomb!
Piper: I think Christian’s chances of ever being World Champion have gone up in smoke thanks to big daddy Diesel.
Nash now takes a second to gloat and it costs him as AJ comes back into the ring and with Nash surveying the damage is easy pickings as AJ dropkicks Nash to the outside of the ring. AJ cracks his neck making sure Nash is getting up, he isn’t because Nash lands funny on his arm. AJ feeling confident he is the only one left standing turns around, into the waiting arms of a hungry animal! Lesnar is right there and waiting and picks AJ up on his shoulders and connects with an F-5 that knocks the life out of AJ! The crowd ooh and ahh as Lesnar screams in rage. Lesnar picks up the ladder and begins to climb it. At this point Edge finds himself on his feet and is climbing the ladder as Lesnar looks down at Edge smiling as if to say are you serious? Edge gets to the top and Lesnar tells him he gets one free shot. Edge takes it, but Lesnar is a lying son of a bitch. He grabs the arm of Edge and begins going for the Kimura lock on top of the ladder. Lesnar may have had it had Edge not decided to live to fight another day and jumped off, landing funny on his injured ankle. Edge isn’t going to get up anytime soon leaving Lesnar alone on top of the ladder with the prize.
JR: Dammit to all hell. Brock Lesnar is going to win Money in the Bank here. Can you imagine what Paul Heyman will have to say about this.
Piper: I doubt Paul Heyman will have anything to say after that shot to the head he took moments ago.
Lesnar grabs the briefcase but is stopped when Dusty Rhodes hops into the ring to a nice pop. Dusty is going to make sure Lesnar doesn’t win this match and comes up to the ladder and begins to push. Lesnar doesn’t fall for it this time, landing on his feet. Leaving him and Dusty alone in the center of the ring. Dusty has no choice but to fight and he takes a swing at Lesnar. A big mistake as Lesnar grabs the arm and drives Rhodes to the mat with the Kimura lock. The crowd boo as Lesnar has it locked in and with no submissions Lesnar can hold on to the move as long as he wants. Thankfully Lesnar knows he only has so long before the others revive he does just enough to take Dusty down and out.
JR: This is disgusting. Lesnar may have just broken Dusty’s damn arm in two there for all we know.
Piper: He probably would have ripped the arm off of him if it hadn’t been for the fact Lesnar needs to climb the damn ladder and win this god damn match.
Lesnar again goes and sets up the ladder and begins climbing, the ferocity in Lesnar seeping out with every step. He gets to the top and decides to go and stand on the very top of the ladder, something that normally isn’t done. It may be a costly mistake as Nash comes back into the ring looking to settle the score with Lesnar once and for all. He takes the ladder out from underneath Lesnar, but Lesnar manages to hang on to the briefcase.
Piper: Oh shit! Lesnar let go of the damn briefcase and take Nash out otherwise…
Lesnar is trying to get the briefcase off the hook, but he can’t do it, and with Nash being 7 feet tall he is able to grab Lesnar between the legs and with uncanny strength Jackknife’s Lesnar off of the briefcase. The place explodes!
JR: Good god almighty Kevin Nash is a monster, I’ve never seen anyone handle Lesnar like that before in my life and I don’t think I ever will again!
Nash fixes his straps on his shoulders before turning to attack the next opponent to step in the ring. He stops however when he sees it is Cody Rhodes. Nash smiles as he sets up the ladder. Once that’s done he turns to Rhodes. Rhodes prepares to fight but instead Nash merely steps aside and motions for Rhodes to climb the ladder. Rhodes thinks it may be a trick but to prove his point Nash goes on the ropes and turns his back.
Piper: What the hell is Kevin Nash doing? Is he high? That briefcase is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
JR: Nash is proving here without a doubt that he wants to do what is best for the company and Nash believes Cody Rhodes is that man.
Rhodes ponders his chances for the moment but decides it is better to just take the risk and begins climbing. Nash turns and sees Rhodes beginning to climb and smiles before turning his back to look and make sure no one is getting up.
JR: With Kevin Nash guarding the ring it looks like Cody Rhodes is going to cement his legend here in UWF with another massive accolade.
Piper: I can’t even imagine what that crazy mother fucker is going to do with the Money in the Bank briefcase.
Rhodes touches the briefcase and hesitates. The crowd is cheering for Rhodes to take it down but Rhodes appears to be questioning if he deserves it. Suddenly boos begin to engulf the ring. Out from the back comes John Cena. Cena is still pissed from not being involved in the decision earlier tonight and hits the ring looking for some payback on Rhodes who had made fun of him just moments prior to the match. Cena nails Rhodes from behind with a low blow completely unbeknownst to Nash who has exited the ring to deal with AJ Styles. Nash literally chokeslams AJ onto the steel steps on the outside while this is going on. Cena meanwhile than proceeds to climb up the opposite side of the ladder and grab the injured Rhodes before performing a massive FU off the top of the ladder! The crowd roars in boos as Cena begins yelling at Rhodes. This causes Nash to finally look up and see Cena there.
JR: Dammit I know your angry about your loss John but what gives you the right to enter into the match like this.
Piper: Oh boy Johnny better get running cause look at Diesel.
Diesel begins climbing into the ring and Cena sees him and instead of staying and fighting Cena hightails it out of the ring. Diesel is sure to follow however and Cena begins hightailing it out of dodge as if his life depended on it. Nash keeps following forgetting that there is still a match going on. Christian is being attended to by doctors, Lesnar is down, Styles is out, Rhodes is broken by the FU. Leaving the only man left able to move, Edge sliding into the ring.
JR: Oh dammit! I forgot about Edge! How could I have forgotten about a snake like him.
With the ladder set up, even on a bad ankle Edge is able to get right up and begin climbing it. He is slow and steady but with Nash now on the staging attacking Cena there is no one to stop Edge.
Piper: Edge is about to once again pick up on the Ultimate Opportunity JR and become Mr. Money in the Bank.
Edge gets to the top of the ladder and unhooks the briefcase. The crowd boo as Edge brings it into his chest and the officials on the outside call for the bell.
Here is Your Winner and Mr. Money in the Bank for Raw: The Rated R Superstar! Edge!
JR: God dammit I don’t believe it! Edge is walking away with the Money in the Bank Briefcase even though it was clearly Kevin Nash who did most of the work.
Piper: Sure Nash eliminated Christian, AJ, and Lesnar, but what he didn’t do was climb the ladder. Nash thought Rhodes was the man to do that, and Cena had something to say about that.
Nash turns his head on the ramp and sees Edge with the MITB briefcase on top of the ladder and looks extremely pissed. Edge however is all smiles as he at last now has a guaranteed World Title opportunity at any time he so chooses for up to one year. What does this mean for Raw, and for all the superstars involved who knows, but for tonight one man can call himself Mr. Money in the Bank! Edge celebrates as Nash fumes as UWF Money in the Bank heads elsewhere.
The camera scene shows, CM Punk arriving to the building. Josh Matthews runs up to, CM Punk to get a quick interview
Josh Matthews: Sorry, CM Punk, I know you have just arrived to the building, but I think all of us within the UWF Universe wants to know what are your expectations for tonight's championship match against, Rhino?
CM Punk: Josh, Josh, Josh, JOSHHH, that's not even a question. We all know what my expectations are here tonight. I plan on leaving this building as the new International Champion.
Josh Matthews: And if you don't?
CM Punk: Josh, I'm going to give you two seconds to not only give me that microphone, but to also get the hell out of my face for asking me such a stupid question.
Josh Matthews runs off as, CM Punk looks right into the camera
CM Punk: Tonight, Rhino, your time as champion has officially run out. I told you the clock was ticking and finally the ticking, has stopped. This is the night we've been all waiting for. Can, Rhino, defeat his biggest obstacle here in the UWF, CM Punk. In a few short hours, we'll find that out, but right not I can give you the spoiler alert for all you fans and tell you that, Rhino will not be leaving Money in the Bank with the International Championship. Time just wasn't on your side. I could have taken what never belonged to you in the first place last month at WrestleMania, but I knew you had to enjoy your one shining moment for just a little while. Now time is up. Tonight justice will be served both physically and literally. Tonight I end the, Rhino era as the biggest bust a World Champion has ever been. You're fighting against the big boys now, Rhino and I'm the biggest dog in the pack. Enjoy that title for the short while you have left with it!
CM Punk walks off as the camera fades away
Styles: Well this is it folks the first ever title defence of this incarnation of the belt, the International Championship will be up for grabs as the champion Rhino defends against the man who will be enacting his rematch clause, CM Punk!
Foley: This match was scheduled to be a Triple Threat also featuring Kurt Angle but he's been taken out and is on the injury list, this has allowed Rhino and Punk to focus solely on one another and it could lead to an even more intense and close fought match than it would've been.
Styles: Of course looking back to No Way Out it was Rhino who originally beat CM Punk in an Elimination Chamber to become the International Champion, then NXT Champion, however it has been said that Punk injured himself in that match hence his lengthy absence before the match at Wrestlemania against Steve Austin.
Foley: There are so many variables heading into this match that means that anything can, and everything will happen!
Christy Hemme: The following contest is set for one fall!
LOOK IN MY EYES!
'Cult of Personality' by Living Color plays over the PA system and out from the back walks the champion CM Punk to a largely mixed reaction. Punk looks around at the crowd and shakes his head after seeing a few too many Rhino supporters in the crowd. He kneels down and wipes the floor before throwing his fist out and yelling 'BEST IN THE WORLD!'. CM Punk spins around to show that his t-shirt does infact declare him as the best wrestler in the world. Punk makes his way down the ramp ignoring the outstretched hands of many of his fans on his way to the ring. Punk walks up the ring steps and hops up onto the top rope where he once again yells 'BEST IN THE WORLD' before stepping down turning to face the entrance way whilst stepping backwards into his corner.
GORE!, GORE!, GORE!
As the call of Rhino resounds throughout the arena, the crowds cheer explodes, even louder than his entrance music. Rhino comes charging out with the International Championship firmly strapped to his waist. He stands at the top of the ramp, jumping up and down getting himself in the zone he wants to be in. He stops instantly and raises both arms with fists in the air before storming the ring. He slides underneath the bottom rope and walks over to the other side of the ring, walking past Punk as he goes to the top rope and unstraps his belt before raising it into the air, beating his chest as he does so. He takes the time to glare at Punk, holding his title up for him to see. They exchange a little bit of trashtalk before Rhino steps down and heads to the opposite corner from Punk where he once again raises his championship into the air on the top rope before stepping down to face his opponent.
Christy Hemme: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the UWF International Heavyweight Championship!.
Christy Hemme: Introducing first, the challenger. He hails from Chicago, Illinois and weighs in tonight at 225 pounds. He is the former International Heavyweight Champion, and former UWF Undisputed Champion...'The Best in The World' CM Punk!
Christy Hemme: And the champion, from Detroit, Michigan, he weighs in at 278 pounds he is the reigning and defending UWF International Heavyweight Champion, this is 'The War Machine' Rhino!
DING DING DING
The bell sounds and the match begins. Both men begin to circle the ring, unsure of whether or not to lunge in or take a more tentative approach. Eventually CM Punk and Rhino approach one another in the centre of the ring and lock up in a Collar and Elbow Tie-up. Rhino overpowers Punk quickly and pushes him down to the mat below. Rhino moves in to get at Punk but Punk slides out of the ring. Punk looks up at Rhino. Rhino urges Punk back into the ring, Punk walks around the ring before stepping up the ring steps and then between the ropes into the ring as Rhino gives him a golf clap, CM Punk is not impressed. Punk and Rhino then meet in the middle again, they lock up once more and yet again Rhino simply overpowers Punk and throws him down to the mat again. This time Punk is quick to his feet and he gets into the face of Rhino before slapping him across the face. The crowd collectively gasp as Rhino looks down at the mat as Punk looks at him smirking.
Styles: That might not be the wisest move CM Punk has ever made...
Foley: I would not want to rile up 'The Man Beast' Joey, that's just asking for trouble!
Rhino looks up at Punk full of rage and lunges for him with a right hand, Punk ducks and gets behind Rhino and pushes him away arrogantly. Rhino turns back around and yet again lunges at Punk but Punk ducks again and this time takes Rhino into a Waistlock. Rhino swings his elbows back in an attempt to catch Punk but Punk dodges each time being the smaller, more agile man. Punk drops down and takes Rhino down to the mat with a Double Leg Takedown from behind before moving over onto the upper body of Rhino. He locks Rhino up in a Front Facelock on the mat before letting go and slapping Rhino about the head some more. Punk arrogantly jogs back around the ring smiling ear to ear as Rhino jumps up full of rage once more and chases after Punk as Punk drops out of the ring. Rhino drops out of the ring and runs after Punk but Punk gets back into the ring and as Rhino gets back into the ring he is met with stomps to the head and an Elbow Drop down to the upper back before a Side Headlock is applied on the mat below.
Foley: Rhino is being outsmarted by Punk here, Punk using his intelligence instead of trying to go blow for blow with a powerhouse like Rhino.
Styles: If Rhino wants to get anywhere in this match with Punk he'll need to calm down and get his bearings right but Punk is really riling him up here. And hey, it's hard not to hate a lowlife like CM Punk!
CM Punk cranks the headlock on the mat but Rhino is beginning to stir. Rhino begins to pull himself up onto both knees, Punk still has the hold locked in however and as Rhino gets back up he relinquishes the hold and takes Rhino by the head and tosses him shoulder first into the Steel Ring Post between the turnbuckles. Rhino falls back out of the corner and leans on the ropes, Punk walks over and leans down on Rhino on the back of his neck and chokes 'The War Machine'. The referee counts CM Punk but Punk let's go at the count of four. Punk runs around the ring with his hands in the air to soak in the boos from the crowd. Rhino gets up with the aid of the ring ropes in the corner. CM Punk sees Rhino in the corner and he runs at him before leaping up and catching on the jaw with the corner Shining Wizard. Punk then wraps his arms around the head of his opponent before running and driving his head down into the mat with the Running Bulldog!.
Styles: That move right there is a signature of Punk's, he's been on top so far in this match.
Foley: I'm surprised he's been so dominant in this match-up.
Punk rolls Rhino over and covers.
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Rhino kicks out. Punk picks Rhino up by the head and raises him to a vertical base before scooping him up into the air and slamming him down to the mat below with a Scoop Slam in front of the ring corner. CM Punk heads up now to the top rope, he climbs carefully up to the top rope and raises his two hands up into the air before he leaps off the top rope going for his signature Diving Elbow Drop but Rhino moves out of the way!. Rhino moves out of the way at the last moment and causes Punk to crash down on his arm and on his side onto the hard canvas. Rhino uses the ring ropes to slowly get back to his feet before he grabs CM Punk and charges him into the corner he just jumped from. Rhino then proceeds to hit Punk with several Shoulder Thrusts in the corner going for the midsection which Punk hurt on his landing.
Styles: Rhino might just have gotten the break he needs to get into this match.
Rhino takes some steps back and Punk stumbles forward into the arms of the waiting champion who proceeds to grab him around the waist and lift him up and slam him down at the side with a Belly to Belly Slam. Rhino leans over to pick Punk back up but Punk has his smarts still and kicks Rhino on the side of the head causing 'The War Machine' to stumble backwards. Punk gets back to his feet and he runs towards Rhino only to be hoisted up into a Bearhug. Punk yells out in pain as Rhino locks in the old-school maneuver. Rhino ragdolls Punk a bit but Punk fights back he hits some right hands but Rhino continues to squeeze on Punk's already hurting ribs. Punk gives up trying to get out the good guy way and pulls out a bad guy move and sticks his thumbs into the eyes of his opponent, blinding Rhino and causing him to drop Punk back onto his feet, Punk then proceeds to Roundhouse Kick Rhino on the back of the head.
Foley: And just like that, Punk's back in control.
Styles: Rhino thought he had an opportunity there but Punk cheats and weasels his way out of a potential submission.
Punk rolls Rhino over for the cover.
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Rhino rolls the shoulder out. Punk locks in a Chinlock for a rest hold. He seems to thinking about how he can put Rhino away in the rest hold. The crowd begin to chant 'Rhino!, Rhino!' and Rhino begins to stir. CM Punk looks around at the crowd and shakes his head as they rally behind Rhino. Rhino begins to stir and eventually gets to one knee before finally reaching a vertical base. He reaches behind him and pulls Punk into a Sidewalk Slam!. Rhino lands across Punk's midsection and covers him.
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Punk rolls the shoulder up. Rhino looks down at Punk before getting back to his feet. Punk is already dragging himself to his feet in the corner as Rhino steadies himself. Rhino sees Punk rising and he runs at him before hitting him with a big Shoulder Charge in the corner!. This pushes all the wind out of Punk. Rhino acts on the weakened state of his opponent and puts him up top before climbing up onto the top himself. Rhino steadies himself on the top rope before wrapping his arm around the head of Punk. He lifts Punk high into the air before falling back and crashing down to the mat below along with Punk with a devastating Superplex!. The crowd go wild but the move has seemingly taken a lot out of both men.
Styles: OH MY GOD!, what a Superplex from Rhino!.
Foley: He's willing to leave it all on the line in order to retain the International Championship tonight!.
Both men are down flat on their backs on the canvas as the match continues. The referee begins to count both men but Rhino is already stirring and he drags himself over to Punk and covers him with one arm.
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Punk rolls the shoulder out. Rhino rolls over onto his back in frustration he kicks the mat. Rhino then begins to get back to his feet slowly. When he eventually does get back to his feet Punk is on the outside ring apron trying to buy some time using his ring savvy. Rhino walks over and tries to grab at Punk only to be brought down into a hotshot on the top rope. Punk then pulls himself back onto his feet and proceeds to slingshot himself up onto the top rope before leaping off in one graceful motion to go for the Springboard Forearm but Rhino catches him out of the air and hoists him up onto his shoulders, Rhino then raises him up into the air on both hands showing animal like strength before he Military Press Slam's Punk over the top rope and to the hard floor below!.
Styles: What strength from Rhino, catching Punk out of the air before tossing him down to the cold, hard floor.
The referee begins to count Punk out but Rhino doesn't want to win that way and heads to the outside. Rhino grabs Punk by the head and goes to toss him into the ring but Punk says no, counters and instead slams Rhino's head off of the ring. Punk then runs Rhino into the Steel Ring Steps!. Punk looks around and is smiling maniacally as he slams Rhino into the steps. He gets himself back up and grabs Rhino by the head and tosses him into the ring. Rhino is laying prone on the mat in front of the corner and Punk heads to the top again. He looks down at Rhino and then throws his hands into the air before leaping down with a pointed elbow into the heart of Rhino!. Punk got it on the second time of asking and goes for the cover on the fallen 'Man-Beast'
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Rhino kicks out!. Punk looks at Rhino in disbelief.
Styles: Rhino is refusing to be pinned here, but the punishment must be adding up here and the end may be soon.
Foley: I just can't count Rhino out though, he's resilient as all hell!
Punk gets up and continues to look down at Rhino in frustration. Punk then looks around and nods his head before motioning that he is about to put Rhino to sleep. Punk stands behind Rhino and waits for him to get to his feet. Once Rhino does get up he turns around and is immediately hoisted up onto his feet by Punk. Rhino however begins to fight it off and lands down at the side of Punk he kicks him in the midsection and proceeds to put Punk's head between his legs before lifting him up in position for a Piledriver before he drives him down to the mat below!. Punk crumples on the mat and it looks like it may be all over for the challenger!, Rhino goes to cover.
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Punk rolls the shoulder out. Rhino gets up and wastes no time, he beats his chest and squats down in the corner but suddenly the lights go out.
Styles: Oh what the hell is going on here?!
Foley: I have no idea, but I don't like it one bit!
The lights come back on and in the centre of the ring we have Rhino and the Masked Man going at it. Rhino's giving it to the Masked Man however so the referee decides not to call for the bell. Rhino goes to take off the mask of the attacker but from behind comes Punk and he grabs Rhino around the waist, the referee is trying to get the attacker out of the ring but Rhino drives Punk back to the mat below and takes the referee down with him!. The referee is down and so is Punk. The attacker also seems out of it. Rhino looks around and squats down again, as Punk slowly gets back to his feet with the aid of the ring ropes. As soon as Punk is back on his feet Rhino runs but out of nowhere the Masked Attack takes Rhino out from the side with a Spear of his own!.
Styles: What the hell is going on and who the hell is that?!, this is disgusting!, this is robbery!
Foley: I had some respect before this match for CM Punk but it may be gone now I see how this match is going to end.
Rhino is out and Punk instructs the Attacker to leave the ring and head back into the crowd. The referee is beginning to come to as Punk drags Rhino back up to his feet. Punk hoists Rhino up onto his shoulders with great effort before dropping Rhino down onto his knee to take Rhino out of it completely. The referee has came to and sees Punk covering Rhino to win the match.
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Winner and NEW UWF International Heavyweight Champion: CM Punk!
The crowd is booing loudly as CM Punk is handed the title belt and he sits with it in his hands and smiles ear to ear as he has reclaimed the gold. He stands up and holds it aloft as the crowd give a more mixed reaction than previously due to Punk's boisterous fanbase.
Styles: God dammit!, that son of a bitch CM Punk has stolen this title from Rhino here tonight. You have all just witnessed a robbery!
JR: Well folks Anarchy may be done for the night and congratulations CM Punk on becoming a three time UWF Champion by defeating Rhino. But folks up next we have a once in a lifetime match that is sure to steal the show as the Showstopper Shawn Michaels is going to go one on one with the Great One the Rock for the first time in UWF history.
Piper: Man oh man, could Raw have asked for a better main event. I really don't think so JR.
JR: This one came about at Wrestlemania when the Rock got involved and ruined Shawn's Wrestlemania moment. Then came a challenge. Take a look.
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Ding Ding Ding!
Justin Roberts: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is the Raw Main Event!
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"Sexy Boy" plays and out dances the one and only Shawn Michaels from the back. Good Old HBK just like the fans love him. Men want to be him, women want to be with him, but none the less, they all cheer for him. Michaels dances about halfway down the ramp before dropping to both knees to say a little prayer before speaking loudly to the heavens as the pyro goes off behind him.
Michaels hops up off the steel and heads towards the ring where he enters and poses once more as his music fades.
Justin Roberts: Introducing first, from San Antonio Texas. He is the HeartBreak Kid! Shawn Michaels!
.....is cookin'
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The Hollywood theme music of The Great One begins to play and out he saunters onto the stage to a reaction of huge boos from the fans. The Rock doesn't care though. All he cares about is the task at hand. He walks down the ramp, talking trash the entire time. Rock soon reaches the bottom of the ramp before climbing the steel steps an onto the ring apron where he climbs the top turnbuckle and performs his trademark pose to boos from all the fans.
The Rock jumps down from the turnbuckle and waits for the match to start.
Justin Roberts: And the opponent, from Miami Florida, The People's Champion. The Rock!
Ding Ding Ding!
Shawn Michaels immediately calls for a type up to which the Rock looks at him as if he were nuts. HBK calls for it again as if to say, “what you scared of little old me?†The Rock gives off that creepy smile he does before nodding his head and accepting the challenge. The Rock and HBK tie up in the center of the ring and the place explodes at this once in a life time match and the crowd is split on who to cheer for. HBK is clearly a lot smaller than the Rock and The Rock is able to gain leverage on HBK before tossing him down to the mat hard. HBK sits up taken aback by the brutality of the Brahma Bull but stands up and shakes it off. HBK stretches before clapping his hands willing the crowd to clap with him. The crowd does so as HBK and the Rock tie up for a second time, this time HBK uses his speed advantage and drives the Rock into the corner of the ring before he can set himself. However once the Rock does he easily counters and throws Michaels hard into the turnbuckle, smiling that stupid smile of his as he has gotten another one over on HBK.
Piper: Man the Rock is amazing, the man can beat anyone, he can be Anyone, and he can do anyone, if you know what I mean.
JR: The Rock is one talented man, you name it he has done it, but let’s not forget about what Shawn Michaels has done in this business. I think it would be foolish to count out Shawn Michaels in this big time match up!
Michaels takes exception to the Rock’s harsh treatment of him and gets right up in the Rock’s face. Shawn shakes his head in disgust at the Rock but the Rock just ignores it. The Rock looks away clearly not impressed by HBK, and HBK takes exception again and this time does something about it and smacks the stuffing out of the Rock’s mouth. The Michaels fans cheer while the Rock fans boo. Rock looks at HBK now with a fire in his eyes and proceeds to nail HBK with a big right hand, followed by another, and another.
JR: HBK took exception to the Rock’s cocky attitude and gave him a good slapping for the Rock’s clear disrespect.
Piper: And now the Rock is knocking the stuffing out of HBK for his showing of disrespect.
The Rock hammers HBK into the corner and spits into his hand ready to deliver the coup de graw, but Michaels ducks it and spins the Rock into the corner before delivering a brutal knife edge chop into the Rock’s chest. HBK does it a second time and then a third, but gets greedy and goes for a fourth, this time the Rock grabs HBK and tosses him back into the corner, spitting on his hand and connects with the punch he had tried just moments ago with little success. HBK falls to the mat and the Rock pauses a moment to hold onto his chest, clearly HBK did some damage with those chops. The Rock turns and HBK is still down and the Brahma Bull begins stomping and kicking away on HBK as the crowd split chant, “Rocky, HBK, Rocky, HBK!†Michaels is under the ropes however and the official pulls the Rock away allowing Michaels to roll out of the ring to catch his breath.
Piper: HBK is lucky official Earl Hebner is known for doing his job, well except in Montreal!
JR: HBK is one of the best wrestlers in the history of the business, but I think he is making a serious miscalculation, he isn’t going to overpower or last very long in a brawl with the Great One.
HBK catches his breath on the outside but the Rock isn’t going to let him get away. The People’s Champion follows and grabs the man who has not broken a heart or been a kid in a very long time. The Rock turns towards the steps and the barricade and tries to figure out where he wants to send HBK into, but the hesitation lasts longer than he would have wanted and HBK is able to drive his elbow into the Rock’s gut. With the strength he’s been able to muster HBK lifts the Rock and snake eyes him on the barricade but the Rock doesn’t go down. Instead he just grabs his chest where a welt has formed, HBK attempts to add insult to injury by sending the Rock into the steel steps, but The Rock manages to counter and HBK goes flipping over his knees connecting with the steel. The Rock catches his breath a moment as the announce team sets the scene.
Piper: The Rock being able to stay one step ahead of Michaels here and each time able to get two shouts in for the price of HBK’s one.
JR: I’ve seen Shawn Michaels with blood running down his face continually kick out. The Rock is going to have to keep this up the entire match if he hopes to keep HBK down.
The Rock picks up HBK and wastes no time now as he takes the Heartbreak Kid and slams him head first into the announce table. The Rock isn’t done there slamming HBK into the table a second time and a third right in front of JR and Piper. The Rock pauses after the third time banging HBK into the table and heads over and grabs a water from Justin Roberts. The Rock begins chugging it down as he sees Michael get to his feet. The Rock takes another chug and spins Michaels around before spitting the water right into his face! HBK is blinded by the water and The Rock grabs HBK and sends him head first into the steel ring post. HBK oversells the move leaping into the post before falling flat on his face. Hebnar now begins yelling at the Rock to get HBK back into the damn ring.
JR: The Rock’s time off certainly didn’t help with his showmanship. As he just spit water right into the face of a legend.
Piper: That was great JR. I don’t hear people booing the Rock and that’s what makes him so fantastic! He’s god’s gift everyone loves him no matter how big of a dick he is.
The Rock picks up HBK and throws him into the ring before climbing himself into the ring and making the first cover of this brutal match up.
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2…
HBK kicks out to fanfare from the crowd.
The Rock brings HBK up to his feet before driving more fists into the Heartbreak kids face. The Rock goes to send HBK off the ropes, the Rock gets cocky and goes for a clothesline but HBK ducks it, using his momentum HBK bounces off the ropes and comes back at the Rock and drops him with a flying forearm. The Rock is taken aback and gets to his feet and is beginning to feel it as he gets to his feet and chops Rock for good measure. With the Rock hurting HBK bounces off the ropes building up another move but the Rock surprises HBK and brings him to the mat hard with a running clothesline. “Son of a bitch!†The Rock shouts as HBK shoots up to his feet and the Rock kicks the Heartbreak Kid in the gut and drops him to the mat with a DDT. The crowd cheer as the Rock hooks Michaels leg.
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HBK gets a shoulder up.
JR: Again the Rock able to stay ahead of HBK with that brutal DDT and for a brief moment it may have been lights out for the Heartbreak Kid.
Piper: The Rock is on fire here tonight, you’d never know he was only part time. I hope he doesn’t hurt himself and miss out on movies because he needs time to heal. That would be such a shame.
The Rock is a little perplexed as he thought he might have the old man but it was not to be. The Rock clicks and stomps as he gets to his feet. Before getting down and setting up for the end of the match with the Rock Bottom. The Rock begins stalking HBK as he prepares to send him to hell, and when HBK gets to his feet he is set up in perfect position. But HBK may have milked his getting up as he is able to bring his elbow into the Rock’s temple. HBK steps back and lashes out looking for Sweet Chin music, but the Rock instinctively catches the foot of HBK and HBK is stunned. The Rock lights up and flicks Michaels off before twisting Michaels leg and sending him down to the mat. The Rock isn’t done there however as he has Michaels in perfect position and places his foot between HBK’s legs and locks in the Sharpshooter!
JR: Oh my god! I’ve never seen anyone ever counter the Sweet Chin Music by catching the damn foot of Michaels. I’m really starting to worry here for Shawn Michaels as he is in the center of the ring.
Piper: Not only did the Rock catch the superkick, but he also managed to counter it into the sharpshooter. Is there nothing this hunk of meat from Miami can’t do.
The Rock has the hold locked in, and while it is a horrible looking Sharpshooter it still gets the job done by putting on massive pressure to the surgically repaired back of HBK. “Tap out you son of a bitch!†The Rock shouts but it just seems to piss HBK off who is selling the Sharpshooter as if it was being applied by Bret Hart. The Rock holds on to the hold as the crowd begins chanting HBK, HBK, HBK! The crowd seems to get Michaels back into it as despite his size he is able to begin clawing his way to the ropes. Every step of the way the Rock tries to bring him closer to the mat but he just can’t seem to do it as HBK’s will is just totally dominating here. The heart and will of HBK overpower the strength and drive of the Rock and HBK manages to get his hand on the bottom rope to a large mixed reaction from the sold out crowd.
Piper: Dammit! How the hell did Puny Michaels manage to get his hand on the bottom rope there.
JR: The heart and will to win of Shawn Michaels is like nothing I’ve ever seen before and Shawn Michaels is showing that here tonight.
The Rock gets off HBK cursing figuring he had Michaels dead to rights there. The damage may have been done however as Michaels is on the ground holding his back in pain. The Rock picks up HBK and flicks him off again clearly Michaels tendency to not stay down is getting to him. Rock shoots HBK off of the ropes and again the Rock finds himself on the end of a flying forearm as HBK is somehow able to perform it. The Rock gets to his feet and HBK drops down and hits the Rock with a chop block. The Rock falls to the mat screaming in pain as HBK really took a cheap shot on the Brahma Bull.
JR: And there you see a move banned in the NFL but perfectly legal here in the UWF. Shades of the man who will be officiating our Main Event Ric Flair.
HBK isn’t done paying tribute to one of his best friends as he grabs the Rock’s leg he just chop blocked and pulls it up into the air before kicking the Rock right in the hamstring. With the Rock hurting for sure now the crowd begin wooing as Michaels wraps himself around the leg of the Rock and drops completing the Figure Four Leg Lock! The Rock now is in trouble as HBK is all smiles finally taken the momentum in the match.
Piper: I know Michaels and Flair are best friends, but do you really think Flair is proud when he sees Michaels rip off his move.
JR: I don’t know Hot Rod, The Rock and Bret Hart are hardly friends, what do you think Hart feels about the Rock using the sharpshooter.
Piper: He’d give it a 4/10 JR.
Michaels adds the pressure as best he can as the official begins asking the Rock if he gives out. The official has his back turned towards the former degenerate and HBK grabs the ropes and begins using it to his advantage. The crowd love to see Michaels use the legendary Flair tactic and as the official turns his head Michaels lets go. The official turns towards the Rock and HBK grabs it again hoping to gain leverage.
Piper: Oh come on this is ridiculous. We all know Hebnar and HBK have been in cahoots for a long time, but this is ridiculous.
The crowd begin to boo loudly as Trish Stratus begins walking down to the ring, having seen both of her clients successful here tonight storms down to the ring. Trish immediately begins shouting at Hebner who turns and sees HBK’s hands on the ropes. Hebnar looks pissed at Michaels who makes an oopsie face. Hebnar promises to disqualify HBK if he doesn’t let the hold go now. HBK begrudgingly does, getting to his feet and fixing his pants.
JR: Well it looks like Hebnar and Michaels are not in some sort of conspiracy to screw the Rock here tonight Hot Rod, contrary to your beliefs.
HBK heads to the top rope and begins climbing and the crowd begin cheering as HBK has some pretty big offense from the top rope. HBK is about to leap off when Trish climbs the corner and begins grabbing HBK’s foot. The crowd begin to boo as Trish is clearly ruining a perfectly good match. HBK fights her off, kicking her away and Trish falls hard to the floor, but the distraction worked as it gave the Rock enough time to get to his feet. Michaels turns to jump but the Rock is right there and nails him right in the face. The impact has Michaels drop groin first onto the top turnbuckle. The Rock sees his opening and begins to climb up to the second rope before wrapping Michaels’ arm over the back of his neck. The Rock then climbs all the way to the top rope before jumping off and connects with a massive Superplex that shakes the ring. The crowd applaud as no one can remember the last time the Rock has performed a superplex!
JR: Wow! I’ve not seen one of those things in a long time, the earth literally shook at the impact.
Piper: Don’t oversell it JR, it isn’t like the ring imploded.
After several long moments the Rock is able to fall over and land with his arm on top of HBK. Hebnar goes down and makes the count.
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HBK gets the shoulder up and the crowd is happy to see the match continue. Everyone except for Trish and the Rock. Trish holding her head from her fall begins yelling for the Rock to get to his feet. The Brahma Bull shows off by kipping up! The only problem, HBK kips up at the same time. Both men land on their feet and stare at each other, unable to believe what they have just seen. The Rock looks absolutely pissed and swings at HBK but HBK ducks it and the Rock turns right into Sweet Chin Music! The crowd explodes as HBK hits his most famous move of them all.
JR: Bah Gawd, from outta nowhere!
Piper: There was nothing sweet about that Chin Music JR!
HBK falls on top of the Rock and Hebnar goes down for the count. The crowd chanting along with every tap on the mat.
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NO!
Hebner goes to ring the bell but sees the Rock’s foot on the bottom rope, but unaware to him, Umaga had come running down upon Michaels hitting the Sweet Chin Music and placed the Rock’s foot up on the bottom rope.
JR: What the hell that’s Umaga! Anarchy’s Umaga and another client of the devil in prada Trish Stratus.
Piper: Trish clearly wants to see all of the men who have been inside her to succeed tonight. Unfortunately for her however the Rock winning this match won’t be as easy as she is.
Umaga pulls the Rock out of the ring to save him from retaliation from HBK. Hebnar sees it and immediately heads over to Umaga and throws him out! The crowd explode into cheers as Umaga screams back in his native tongue which just sounds ridiculous. Trish immediately gets into Hebner’s face and begins arguing that Umaga didn’t do anything. Hebnar has a short temper in this highstakes match and immediately throws Trish out of the match as well.
Piper: Oh come on Ref. What the hell are you throwing them out for? I know Trish is a whore, but we all like whores. And I never wanna see the manboobs of Umaga ever!
The Extreme Champion and Trish are furious with Hebnar and they begin arguing. The Rock gets up and grabs Trish. “I got this, I don’t need your help or this transsexual Samoan bitch. The Rock don’t need no help.†The Rock tells Trish who doesn’t sound happy. Umaga takes offence and Trish begins trying to separate the two. The three completely forget about Shawn Michaels who has come out onto the ring apron and proceeds to springboard off of the ropes and performs a moonsault onto the trio on the outside that gets one of the biggest pops of the night! Michaels gets up and celebrates getting the crowd even more into it.
JR: Shawn Michaels showing signs of his early days, when no one could fly quite like Shawn Michaels! And with one little moonsault he takes out not one but three people.
The official begins rolling Trish and Umaga up the ramp and away from the ring as HBK tosses the Rock into the ring. The Rock rolls all the way to the other side of the ring. Michaels slides in after and turns towards Hebnar who is on the outside of the ring trying and failing to move Umaga. HBK calls for Hebnar but the official can’t hear HBK over the crowd who is booing loudly as the final client of Trish Stratus’ group slides into the ring. Mr. Money in the Bank Edge slides into the ring and begins setting for the Spear which would take Michaels out!
Piper: Hey look at Mr. Money in the Bank. He hits this spear he’ll be the one riding Trish tonight and not the Rock.
Michaels turns around unable to get Hebnar’s attention and not wanting to waste anymore time. He turns around and Edge lashes out and connects with the spear. The crowd begin to boo loudly as Edge fixes his hair with an evil grin on his face. “Oh yeah, Trish is going to love me most after this.†Edge than proceeds to throw the Rock’s arm on top of HBK.
JR: I get that Edge wants to be number one in the heart of Trish Stratus, but to ruin a match like this is just disgusting.
Piper: It isn’t her heart he wants to be number 1 in JR.
Hebnar is still trying to move Umaga but can’t and says to hell with it! He turns towards the ring just as Edge has made himself scarce and he sees the cover in the ring. The official rushes and slides into the ring and begins the count the crowd booing with every tap of the mat and getting louder.
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JR: Dammit I don’t think the Rock or HBK would want this match to end like this!
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Piper: What’s done is done JR!
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JR: Bah Gawd! HBK got the shoulder up and the crowd is loving it. This match is far from over!
Edge is on the outside holding his hair unable to believe it! Edge begins yelling for the Rock to get up and the Brahma Bull does just that. The Rock gets down and waits as Michaels struggles to his feet. After a spear Michaels has no counter for the Rock who grabs him and connects with the Rock Bottom! The crowd are jeering the Rock abit now as he makes the cover.
JR: And now the Rock Bottom, this one is over.
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Piper: It’s going to be a night of Stratusfaction for everyone!
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The Rock sees Edge there smiling like a viper. And The Rock does something unexpected and lifts HBK’s head off the mat. “Oh hell no the Rock ain’t going to win like that! If the Rock is going to beat HBK, the Rock is going to do it himself!†The Rock yells at Edge and the crowd cheer loudly. Edge gets up on the apron and begins screaming at the Rock. The Rock continues to shake his head and the two begin to argue.
JR: There seems to be serious problems in camp Trish as none of these guys appears to have a game plan going in much less get along.
The Rock and Edge continue to argue with each other as HBK gets to his feet and HBK shoves the Rock from behind. The Rock goes flying into Edge and Edge goes sailing chin first into the ring barricade. The crowd cheer as Michaels grabs the Rock from behind and spins him and connects with a reverse atomic drop. Michaels nails the Rock in the head and drops him to the mat, but the Rock gets up, Michaels is done fooling around however as he grabs the Rock and with as much strength as he can muster body slams the Great One to the mat! HBK whips the hair out of his eyes before beginning to head to the top rope. The crowd explode as Michaels begins climbing to the top turnbuckle.
JR: HBK now is feeling it, and this is exactly where the Rock doesn’t want to be in a big time match up with Shawn Michaels.
Piper: The Rock managed to stay a step ahead of Michaels for most of this match, I can’t wait to see what he does to counter this.
Michaels gets to the top rope and sighs. Perhaps taking a minute to pray being a man of God, before leaping off the top rope and driving his elbow right into the heart of the Brahma Bull. HBK stands up and screams and the crowd are right behind him. HBK heads over to the corner of the ring and begins pounding his foot into the ground.
JR: Michaels, Michaels Michaels! He just drove the elbow into the heart of the bull and is now setting up to put him down.
Piper: Shawn Michaels is not the best ever! This can’t be happening JR!
HBK is feeling it as the Rock is getting to his feet slowly. HBK is begging the Rock, screaming at the Rock to get to his feet. But before he does the Rated R Superstar comes sliding into the ring. Edge comes at Michaels, but Michaels has been ready to spring like a cannon and does and connects with Sweet Chin Music on Mr. Money in the Bank! The crowd explode, but they get even louder as Michaels wasted his Sweet Chin music on Edge. He turns right into the waiting arms of the Rock who drives him down to the mat with a brutal spinebuster that gets the entire crowd on their feet.
JR: Oh god! Edge taking the proverbial bullet that was aimed at the Rock, and now the Rock is about to capitalize here with the most electrifying move in sports entertainment history!
The Rock kicks HBK’s arms in to his sides before grabbing his elbow pad. He takes the elbow pad off and throws it as hard as he can into the front rows of the crowd. The Rock throws his arms in front before bouncing off the first rope.
Piper: I get goose bumps every time the Rock performs this move. It is over for the Heartbreak Kid!
The Rock bounces off the second rope stopping only next to Michaels’ before finishing by driving the elbow into the heart of Michaels. Michaels yells at Hebnar to do his job as he makes the cover.
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JR: The Rock proving once again why he is the best to ever walk in this ring.
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Piper: I told you HBK never stood a chance.
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HBK kicks out and the place explodes. The Rock sits up with a look of complete and utter shock on his face. The Rock stands up and shakes his head. “Oh no no no! That was a fluke, let the Rock show all of the millions and millions of his fans it was a fluke!†The Rock stands up and heads right to the head of Michaels before kicking in Michaels arms towards his body again.
Piper: A second People’s Elbow! This is fantastic!
The Rock throws his other elbow pad into the crowd and the crowd are so happy to get another shot at Rock’s elbow pad. The elbow goes flying and the Rock bounces off the ropes once, but as he leaps over Michaels, Michaels kips up shocking everyone. The Rock bounces back and can’t defend himself as Michaels unleashes the Sweet Chin Music! The place explodes as Michaels falls on top of the one of the greatest of all time! Hebnar gets down and the crowd begin chanting along.
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Piper: NO! NO! NO!
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JR: Michaels! Michaels! Michaels!
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JR: YES!
Here is your Winner of the Once in a Lifetime Match: The Heartbreak Kid! Shawn Michaels!!!!
The crowd is in an uproar as HBK gets down on all fours and begins to tear up. The crowd begin chanting, “That was awesome!†Hebnar grabs HBK’s hand and lifts his arm into the sky while Michaels is on his knees. Tears in Michaels eyes say it all.
JR: We just witnessed two absolute professionals, two warriors of the ring put it all on the line here tonight and Shawn Michaels in the biggest match of his life comes out smelling like roses.
Piper: This sucks JR. What does this mean for the Rock, somebody isn’t getting laid tonight, and it isn’t going to be you for once JR.
Michaels gets to his feet and turns to see the Rock standing in the ring, he has his hands on his hips and is extremely disappointed with himself. HBK shakes his head and throws out his arms. “It had to be one of us.†The Rock shakes his head in disgust before throwing out his hand for Michaels to shake. Michaels takes the hand and both legends of the business share a sign of mutual respect.
JR: And what great sportsmanship from the Rock and Shawn Michaels. I don’t think we’ll ever see anything quite like we saw here tonight.
Piper: This is what Raw is all about JR. Top matches with the top superstars in the business. I know we have the UWF Championship next, but its going to be damn hard to top this!
The Rock raises Michaels arm and the crowd explode as the two icons of different generations share the moment together as UWF Money in the Bank heads to its final segment a hype up of the Next UWF Pay Per View.
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AWWWWWWESOME!
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The Miz's music hitting and the subsequent pop from the crowd. After a few seconds The Miz makes his way out to the stage and wastes no time making a bee-line for the ring.
He circles the ring, before sliding up onto the ring apron and poses on the ring apron for a moment before climbing into the ring.
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The crowd immediately breaks start cheering for Daniel Bryan, the self-proclaimed “Best Wrestler In The World†makes his way from the back. Much to the crowd's applause, he is in a great mood here tonight. Bryan has his Titles wrapped firmly around his waist as he chants "Yes" over and over again before entering the ring.
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Sandows music hits the arena and the crowd immediately stand up and boo the stage, Sandow emerges through the curtain looking around the arena. He turns his head and out comes Mike Knox with a serious look on his face, Sandow looks around before he walks down the ramp with Mike Knox in tow. Sandow stops for a moment and turns to Knox, who hands him a microphone. As they walk down the ramp Sandow begins to speak.
Damien Sandow:
Allow me to beg your indulgence for one moment, I am your UWF Champion and my name is Damien Sandow, and the man by my side is one Michael Knox, and we are here to help all of you. And we are here to especially help you my old friend, for you have convinced yourself that you are in the right in this separation and therefore have lost not only yourself but your mind. I thought you intellectually sufficient enough to not fall into the sea of inequity and ineptitude but you my friend have dove head first into that sea, and for the most despondent reason there could be. Ego and seeking of attention, your head as grown far to big and you seek their admiration. No, you do not simply seek it you live by it. And you fail to realize that it is unimportant, it's as if someone based their morales and life on the opinions of insects. These..."people", they would cheer anything, all I would have to do is mention the name of their deplorable local sports team and they would stand and clap for me. You believe this is so special, but these people are mindless sheep that will follow anyone. Seeking their admiration, would be like seeking medical advice from a person who is always sick. And these people, they are indeed sick. Because they all suffer from the disease of incompetence, a disease which has plagued their lives for far too long, but I Damien Sandow shall be handing them the cure to this disease and give them deliverance from ignorance itself.
The crowd boo Sandows claim, Mike Knox walks up the steel steps and Sandow follows behind him, Knox steps into the ring and stares down at Daniel Bryan as Sandow stays on the ring apron.
Now to administer this cure, you must first sit the children down so they can take their shot. But over the past couple months I've realized that these ignorant people will not listen to reason, so the gentleman you see in front of you has joined my word so as to assist me in the mass enlightenment of these people. The job of enlightening the masses is a tough one, but the worst part of dealing with such ignorance itself is when it takes people you thought could help you in the cause. I am truly sad that these people have dragged you down into the depths of idiocy, and I wish I could focus all my attention in saving you but I must think of the masses. Why walking away from this match victorious just like I walked away victorious from my match earlier tonight.
And this is in advance but you are welcome.
Both Daniel Bryan and The Miz are staring at Damien Sandow who isn’t entirely what to make of his predicament as Ric Flair looks at all three competitors. The entire crowd is still red hot from the classic encounter between Shawn Michaels and The Rock but this one is match certainly won’t be a letdown. The Miz and Daniel Bryan both begin to swarm around Damien Sandow whose already trapped in a corner, but surprisingly The Miz is the first one to get a shot of one Damien Sandow with a thunderous chop the breathe is knocked out of Damien Sandow; Daniel Bryan acts with dismay and yells “NO!†while swiping his arms and unloads a chop of his own, a much louder thunderous chop which lights up the chest of Sandow. The Miz wanting a piece of Sandow still unleashes own second chop, Daniel Bryan roars “NO!†again as the delivers another chop of his own and quickly disintegrates into just a chopping competition on Damien Sandow who looks like he’s not going to get any rest in this match.
JR: Well Sandow is being chopped to bit here in the early going and there seems to be signs of unity between both Daniel Bryan and the Miz.
Piper: JR, nothing in this match favors Damien Sandow, he can get eliminated by count out or disqualification or better yet, he can’t pull the same stunt he did earlier tonight, he isn’t popular with these two as it and that batty old man, Ric Flair is refereeing the match! The only thing which is the UWF Champions favor is that he has to be involved in the decision somehow.
The Miz & Daniel Bryan unleash ten chops across the Damien Sandow in quick succession then both men work in a tandem once again, both grabbing an arm of the UWF Champion and send him flying across the ring into the opposite turnbuckle with such force, sending Damien Sandow up and over the top rope but he lands on the ring apron, looking incredibly out of breathe but there is no rest for the wicked as Daniel Bryan charges across the ring and leaps up and hits a dropkick to Damien Sandow, knocking him off the ring and crashing down to the floor below. Daniel Bryan then demonstrates his desire to end Damien Sandow for go, climbing out of the ring and drags Damien Sandow to his feet and tosses him back into the ring. The Miz sees an opportunity to get a pinfall on Damien Sandow.
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But oddly enough, Daniel Bryan pulls The Miz off of Damien Sandow, The Miz gets back to his feet and looks at Daniel Bryan with a puzzled look on his face, Daniel Bryan simply wipes his arms and yells “NO!†again which gets the hot crowd fired up. The Miz shakes his head and turns his back to Daniel Bryan and looks to pick up Damien Sandow but Daniel Bryan turns him around and tells The Miz that Damien Sandow is his to beat and no one else ‘s but The Miz reminds Daniel Bryan, it’s anyone’s game. Daniel Bryan shakes his head and tells The Miz to get out of the ring but the Miz has had enough of Daniel Bryan’s obsessive behavior and slaps Daniel Bryan across the face which is a huge mistake by The Miz as it just fires up Daniel Bryan, who turns back around and slaps The Miz across the face but it’s not just one slap across the face, but three, four, five, Daniel Bryan quite literally unleashes hell on the Miz before finishing off the flurry of chops with a massive elbow knocking The Miz down to the canvas but The Miz rolls out of the ring from the impact but that leaves Daniel Bryan with Damien Sandow and the crowd begins to grow louder as Daniel Bryan quite literally begins to roar “YES! YES! YES!†and the crowd responds with him in unison.
JR: And this is what everyone wants to see folks, Damien Sandow left in the ring Daniel Bryan and you can feel the excitement in this arena.
Piper: JR, Daniel Bryan is a mad man and he just proved that by his assault on the Miz and you have to wonder what this mad individual will do to Damien Sandow.
The groggy and unaware Damien Sandow manages to get his feet and he slowly staggers back and notices the Miz is down and out on the outside when he bumps into the chest of Daniel Bryan. Damien Sandow slowly turns around, even Ric Flair has a smile on his face, Damien Sandow quite frankly looks petrified as he finally manages to turn around and Daniel Bryan is a man possessed, he manages a single gesture and throws up his arms and screams “NOOOOOOOOOO!†before surprisingly Damien Sandow with an Elbow Smash straight across the face of Damien Sandow, staggering the UWF Champion Daniel Bryan then follows through with a chop block to the back of Damien Sandow’s leg knocking him down the canvas but before Daniel Bryan can really work on punishing Damien Sandow, The Miz returns the favor to Daniel Bryan grabbing him from behind and launches him over the top rope but for the Miz, he had given the UWF Champion an opportunity to get his wits about him and he plays possum as The Miz moves into grab Damien Sandow, Sandow grabs The Miz and pulls him for an inside cradle.
Piper: JR, both The Miz & Daniel Bryan both want a piece of Damien Sandow and that could work in his favor just like it did there.
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The Miz manages to escape the firm grip of Damien Sandow and rolls to his feet but so does the UWF Champion who looks to mount some offense of his own with a knee to the gut of The Miz then follows through with an double underhook hold on the Miz leading to several knee lifts to the stomach and chest area of the Miz, knocking the wind out of the Royal Rumble winner before tossing The Miz over with a Double Underhook Suplex. Damien Sandow takes the moment to get his thoughts together before taking a disdainful glance at Ric Flair before delivering a stomp across the chest of The Miz. Sandow looking to slow the pace down entirely and is constantly watching over his shoulder for Daniel Bryan but this distraction allows The Miz to grab the foot of Damien Sandow to pull him down to the canvas once again and this time The Miz looks to go for the Figure Four Leg Lock and he locks it in; Mike Knox climbs up onto the ring apron and begins to reach a ruckus, but Ric Flair isn’t having of that in this match but he’s unaware of Damien Sandow tapping out on the canvas. Ric Flair walks up to Mike Knox and yells at him to get off the ring apron but Knox refuses to do so, what does Ric Flair do? He unleashes one of hell of a chop across the chest of Knox sending him right off the ring apron but all the chaos has allowed Damien Sandow to get himself back, The Miz tries to tell Flair that Damien Sandow tapped but Flair says he didn’t see it. Forcing the Miz to get back to the job at hand, not entirely impressed but as he turns around Damien Sandow grabs the Miz and takes him down with a simple double leg take down but then out of a complete mockery of both the Miz and Ric Flair, he locks in the Figure Four Leg Lock!
JR: Damien Sandow had submitted but his bodyguard saved him without doing anything which could get Sandow disqualified!
Piper: If Ric Flair hadn’t forgot his hear aid, that wouldn’t of happened JR!
The expression of Ric Flair’s face can only be summed up as livid but he won’t break the hold, as The Miz looks in agony but the Miz has determination, he won’t be denied this time as Daniel Bryan finally gets back into the ring and delivers a massive boot across the back and shoulders of Damien Sandow, forcing Sandow to break the hold. The Miz rolls to safety as Daniel Bryan delivers a second stiff kick across the back of Damien Sandow but Sandow crawls to safety or so he thinks as Daniel Bryan is a man on a mission, grabbing Damien Sandow and Irish Whips him across the ring but as Damien Sandow hit the ropes he grabs on forcing Daniel Bryan to slam to the canvas from his attempted dropkick, Damien Sandow then leaps forward and connects with a Jackknife pin attempt on Daniel Bryan.
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Daniel Bryan manages to bridge himself upwards to counter the pinfall attempt and hits Sandow with a Gutwrench Suplex but it knocks the wind out of Daniel Bryan but there is zero reprieve for Damien Sandow as The Miz manages to grab the legs of Damien Sandow and locks in the Figure Four Leg Lock and that wily smirk of Ric Flair returns, he chuckles as he sees the Miz secure in the hold. Damien Sandow is absolute agony, Mike Knox climbs up onto the ring apron but to the shock of the fans and the Miz, Daniel Bryan rushes across the ring and leaps up to hit the Running Big Boot to Knox, sending him off the ring apron for a second time. Daniel Bryan then roars “NO!†once more as he kneels behind the UWF Champion, whose in agony from the Figure Four Leg Lock and places him in a Crucifix hold and yells at the Miz “HE’S MINE!†Damien Sandow has no way to defend himself as Daniel Bryan begins to drive his elbow down into the side of Damien Sandow’s head! Daniel Bryan is absolutely relentless as he begins to drive the elbows into the side of Damien Sandow’s head hard and fast, The Miz wrenches on the Figure Leg Lock and the end is basically here for Damien Sandow, the fans are going nuts as Ric Flair looks into the eyes of Damien Sandow but the Intellectual Savior is being pummeled violently and vicious as Ric Flair signals that Damien Sandow is out of this match and the crowd explodes.
JR: THERE’S GOING TO BE A NEW CHAMPION!
Piper: I don’t believe it, JR.
DAMIEN SANDOW HAS BEEN ELIMINATED AT 15:01
The fans are going absolutely nuts as Daniel Bryan and the Miz finally let go of their respective holds on Damien Sandow. Damien Sandow is then unceremoniously drags out of the ring by Ric Flair as the Miz & Daniel Bryan continue their staredown, the fans are going to go wild as both men have ridden themselves of Damien Sandow for the time being and the two of them. Then both of them lock it up in a collar and elbow tie up but Daniel Bryan straight away rolls out of it to get behind the Miz and looks to go for the Regal-Plex, but the Miz manages to escape it and grabs Daniel Bryan straight into the Full Nelson Hold but Daniel Bryan manages to drop to his knees and flips the Miz over straight into the Crucifix Hold looking to go for his devastating Elbow Assault but the Miz manages to drop onto his back and pushes his legs forward, sending Daniel Bryan over into a pinfall attempt.
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Daniel Bryan manages to push himself out of the hold but he has the leg of the Miz and drops to the canvas to go for the Heel Hook. The Miz roars in agony as Daniel Bryan begins to rip and tug at the twisted Miz but the Miz isn’t willing to give up on his chance of Redemption yet, he crawls himself towards the ring ropes but Daniel Bryan is like a rabid dog on that heel of the Miz but the Miz manages to grab the ring ropes and Daniel Bryan releases the hold but stalks the Miz, waiting for the Miz to get back to his feet; Miz has a slight hobble about him but as Daniel Bryan grabs The Miz from behind for a second Regal-Plex, The Miz manages to get a well placed Elbow to the side of Daniel Bryan’s head and spins behind him and grabs him into another Full Nelson but this time, The Miz manages to successfully nail the move and the crowd cannot believe it as the Miz hooks the leg of Daniel Bryan.
JR: The Miz have it won here!
Piper: I’d rather The Miz win this title now than Daniel Bryan.
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Daniel Bryan’s shoulder shoots off the canvas and the crowd once again is set alight. The Miz cannot believe it as Daniel Bryan manages to get back to his feet; The Miz stalks Daniel Bryan waiting to nail a second Skull Crushing Finale but Daniel Bryan manages to escape the hold and drives his elbow down across the collar bone of The Miz, placing The Miz down on the canvas and now Daniel Bryan manages to lock in his Crucifix Hold and begins to drill his elbow in the Miz. The fans are going nuts as The American Dragon continue smash his elbow into the head of the Miz, the Miz is showing signs of fading, Daniel Bryan continues to slam his elbow into the temple of the Miz. The Miz begins to flop over but Daniel Bryan continues to drive his elbow into the side of the head of the Miz but before Ric Flair can do anything; Damien Sandow rolls into the ring, the Miz is completely out of it but if Damien Sandow is going down, he’s going to take his former partner with him.
JR: Unbelievable, Damien Sandow has to ruin this momentous occasion.
Piper: Look at that mental old man, he’s go after Damien Sandow himself.
Ric Flair suddenly springs into action again, delivering a chop to Damien Sandow, Sandow is groggy on his feet but Ric Flair doesn’t care he’s going to force Damien Sandow into the corner and continues to chop him. Daniel Bryan looks around, he doesn’t know what to do but Mike Knox is finally back into the ring and goes for the Bicycle Kick to Daniel Bryan but Bryan ducks underneath and Knox momentum continues him over the top rope allowing Daniel Bryan to dump him over the top rope once again but from out of nowhere Bray Wyatt rolls into the ring and nails Daniel Bryan in the head with the World Heavyweight Championship, Ric Flair is obvious to all of it as he continues to chop Damien Sandow. Wyatt quickly drags the unconscious Miz on top of Daniel Bryan and rolls out of the ring. Ric Flair turns around after his tenth chop on Damien Sandow and sees the Miz on top of Daniel Bryan and makes the count.
JR: This is bullcrap, Daniel Bryan just got screwed, the Miz got screwed out of a legitimate victory, the remaining members of YES have basically robbed the fans of a fantastic finale to the UWF Championship.
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-==Winner via pinfall at 24:52, And The New UWF Champion: The Miz==-
The fans don't know how to react, Mike Knox lifts up the concussed Damien Sandow and carries him away as Bray Wyatt join his brothers but they quickly disappear leaving the barely functioning Miz and only just staring Daniel Bryan; Ric Flair cannot believe what's just happened and looks dejected enough to walk out of the ring leaving the UWF Championship in the clutches of the Miz who finally comes too and gets to his knees and grabs the UWF Championship and holds his head in pain as Daniel Bryan pulls himself up in a corner and snarling, almost foaming at the mouth in frustration but instead he walks over to the Miz and the two lock eyes and the fans don't know how to react but Daniel Bryan makes the first move and offers his hand out as a gesture of acceptance that this wasn't The Miz's stunt. The Miz looks around and grabs the arm of Daniel Bryan and the two shake on it as the show goes off air with Daniel Bryan raising the hand of Miz in victory.
END OF SHOW!!!
Credits:
Promos: Respective TTers
Smackdown Matches: WWS
Anarchy Matches: Sam
Tag Titles and Everything else SBS.
nice one with the Flair reference following into the Hart reference 
