UWF 2012: Past Raw Trashtalking

[Chris Dresdon]

Stone Cold stands there patiently, as he has for the entire duration of Aries' trash talking, listening to every word the now Undisputed Champion has thrown at him, as the crowd is alive with an uproarious mixed ovation directed towards both men. As Aries looks at Stone Cold and adjusts the position of his championship belt again, the Texas Rattlesnake raises his microphone from his side to his mouth, looking at the self-proclaimed "Greatest Man That Ever Lived" as he begins his response.

Stone Cold: Look at ya, all this anger and nothin' that you can do with it except flap yer gums. I haven't even responded to anything you just said and you're already offended. Now you probably think that I stood here listening to what you said only so I could twist your words and respond in the most advantageous way possible, but you're not entirely hitting the nail on the head. I listen because, my personal opinion about ya aside, I'm legitimately interested in what you have ta' say, whether I agree with all of it or not. After all, you're the You Dubya Eff Undisputed Champion, which means yer at the top of the food chain now, kid. This is your show, your company, you call the shots, it's up ta' you how entertaining everything is from here on out. Are you going to be someone worth payin' ta' see, or are you going to make them regret the night you cashed in because you bore 'em ta' tears? The ball's in your court, and I'm curious ta' find out what you do with it. Personally I think you're going to run You Dubya Eff into the ground. Why? Because you have no experience being a bankable soup-er-star, your tenure in this company is the closest you've come to the big time, it's your first taste of credible spotlight. With that said, who's ta' say you won't crumble under the pressure? Who's ta' say you won't choke? Who's ta' say that you aren't professional wrestling's next big tragedy waiting ta' happen?

Now of course you're going to disagree with me, because in your mind you have it all together, you have a hold on the reigns that can't be budged. Yer gonna take You Dubya Eff places You See Dubya's been and beyond, right? Which means more superstars are going to notice the success you're enjoying and decide they want a part of it, and they'll sign a contract with the company, and soon enough there'll be too many chefs in the kitchen and the company'll have to extend to another brand, and then another brand, and then another brand. Singles stars and tag teams will flow across these fans' television sets like milk and honey, and everyone will turn profits the likes of which they've never imagined dreaming of. That's the future according to Austin Aries. But before I go any further, there are parts of that you disagree with also, aren't there? And the parts in question are the ones referring to the betterment of other talent. Austin Aries doesn't care about other people, he's just in it for himself. Well if you hadn't admitted that you cashed in for the You Dubya Eff Universe's benefit, I'd likely believe you, but since you did admit it, I'm gonna call bullshit. Am I an egomaniac for not being like you? Does it make me selfish for not being here ta' benefit anyone but myself. Yes and yes, but I don't give a damn. I've pointed this out so many times it's getting redundant, coming out here and performing for the sake of these fans got me nothing, not being in it for myself and trying to help others got me nothing. I became weak, I became nothing more than a novelty act, a doll that Vince McMahon could take out and dust off and play with whenever he wanted to and discard me when I had expired my use. Arrive, Stunner, Leave became my itinerary.

That ego you claimed everyone saw wasn't ego at all, Austin, what they saw was my glowing success. They saw the connection I had with the crowd, they saw the figures I was making for myself and the company, I had so much that they wanted and could never have, and finally it ate them up so much they sought out to take it from me. That's where costing me title shot after title shot came in, they wanted to bump me off and take my spot, enjoy all the perks that comes with being Stone Cold Steve Austin. My ego has never screwed me, what screwed me was caring more about these people getting their money's worth than wins and losses. They hated me then out of jealousy, now is when they hate me because of my ego, but again, I don't give a damn. I'm in it for me because I'm the only one I can trust anymore, and I never let myself down. I act like the top dog around here because I am the top dog, and I gladly bite the hand that feeds me. If it makes the boys and the back scheme and come up with plans to try and take me out, take a number and get in line, boys. And I can act this way towards my co-workers and the fans and my bosses for one reason, they need me more than I need them. In a round about way, yes, all of them contribute to my income, but as I've stated in the past, I don't need their money. I could have easily stayed retired and never wrestled another day in my life, but I was begged not to. "Don't leave Stone Cold, we need you, you're still a ratings draw and a big money maker." So I stayed, and how do they show their thanks? They stick me with Diamond Dallas Page!

Diamond Dallas Page did as much to help my career as you calling me an old farthead hurt my feelings, which, in case you aren't a math whiz equals zero. You're a grown man and you call me an old farthead like this is Dubya Dubya E with a damn PG rating. You're as childish as you are hypocritical, that's one thing that's for damn certain. But I'm not bothered by it, because it's merely desperation shining through again. The closer we get to Backlash, the deeper I get into your head, and the more traumatized you become by the bitter reality that I keep getting the upper hand, the more selective your hearing apparently becomes. You question if my ego would allow me to admit that you, a "little indy wrestler", beat my ass. Well, to refresh your memory, I already admitted it. I alluded to the fact that you beat me on You See Dubya Smackdown in our first ever encounter, which means, when you factor in our match on Raw a few weeks ago, our upcoming match at Backlash will make this a trilogy, something I also have said once before. Sure, the dynamic of the match has changed, so it's not a trilogy of singles matches, but that's irrelevent. You trading in the briefcase for the championship belt did nothing to prevent me from pulling the trigger, Austin, you just gave me a different weapon to do so with.

And it is something that you can't prevent. You can deliver brainbuster after brainbuster, I will keep getting up from the mat to take another, asking if that's all ya got. You can put me in a submission for ten minutes, twenty minutes, hell, make it an hour, I will not submit, and even if I don't break the hold, you're going to get tired eventually and release it on your own. And the chair shot, even if you bust my head to the point that myself and everyone in the front row can visibly see my brain, I will not be handed the loss. I will win the Undisputed Championship and I don't care who has a problem with it, because when I become the holder of that belt, I'm going to do it for nobody but me. I won't be representing You Dubya Eff, I won't be representing the You Dubya Eff Universe, I won't be representing the locker room, I'll be representing Stone Cold Steve Austin.

The crowd intensely boos the Texas Rattlesnake as Aries looks none too pleased himself, but that doesn't silence Austin at all.

Stone Cold: Don't worry, as you said, you aren't the only one that doesn't want me to become champion, and as I pointed out this isn't going to be a singles match. There will be two other men looking to claim the prize, the man you cashed in on Wade Barrett, and the official number one contender Chris Jericho. Now my history with Chris Jericho is well documented, and my feelings towards him are no secret to anyone familiar with that history. Chris, if you're listenin', and since yer part of this match now I suggest you should be, I'm gonna speak directly ta' you for a moment. It must eat you alive knowing that after all the hard work you put into winning that tournament, it now means nothing. Your chances of victory went from fifty-fifty odds to a mere twenty-five percent chance. You came to the You Dubya Eff to be the "Savior" these fans have come ta' know you as, but now you are the one in dire need of saving, but there is no one that will answer the call. Not your former tag team partner Big Show, not your good buddy Lance Storm, not the writer of the bonus foreword to your second book Zack Ryder, no one. Not one week removed from wanting to embrace me for waking up and turning my back to these fans, you are back ta' havin' them cheer for you, yer right back to the same ol' same. I beat Rock and Austin in one night, never ever the same a-gain, all that garbage you used ta' throw out is now being recycled through your system and regurgitated into the laps of these dumbasses for nostalgic value and a cheap pop. You sold yer soul ta' be a one trick pony again, Jericho, and because of this I will take great pleasure in detoxing this industry of Jerichohol for good.

The fans boo Austin and begin to chant, "Y2J! Y2J!". Stone Cold ignores them and continues.

Stone Cold: Wade Barrett, however, is someone I've never crossed paths with. Many could speculate that Wade is the hungriest competitor going into this thing since he was not only the one that got cashed in on, but he never saw it comin' and before he knew it, that precious championship was gone. Well even if that were true, what is it that you're going to do to put down not only Chris Jericho and Austin Aries, but yours truly Stone Cold Steve Austin, the Wasteland? Congratulations on coming up with a finishing move that makes "The Worm" look devastating, kid. No wonder you started using the "Black Hole Slam", at least that looks like it could win you a match. However, it isn't going to be winning you this match, Wade. I understand you want your championship back, but understand this, I have never held it. Ever since coming to You See Dubya, I have coveted the World Heavyweight Championship, I have heatedly pursued the You See Dubya Championship, and now that those two championships are exclusive to one titleholder, I want to win it even more. And finally, I will win it, on the most appropriately titled night in my entire career, Backlash. On that night, all the people watching, and you three competing, are all, in some way, shape, or form, are going to feel the backlash of my two and a half years of hungrily chasing the gold without being fed. And that...

Austin turns his focus back to Aries.

Stone Cold: Is something I guaran-damn-tee!

Austin lowers his microphone as the crowd boos him more intensely and he awaits a response from the Undisputed Champion.​

 

[Killz]

I know you love to TT RiR and your Cody is as superb a character as any of your other greats my friend. Just want to say this TT deserved a response but I flagged towards the end of this week 'cause I've been travelling so much. Sorry man, I'll make it up to you if we get to go at it again sometime.

 

[The Wrestling Addict]

Backlash - United States Championship: Ted Dibiase(c) vs. Brock Lesnar

Here comes the Pain

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All of the lights in the arena suddenly turn off and the fans stare up at the titantron as a video is being played. It appears as if the video is a sit down interview between Michael Cole and Brock Lesnar.

Michael Cole

Ladies and gentlemen, I am here with former NCAA Heavyweight Wrestling Champion, former three time WWE Champion, and former UFC Undisputed Champion, Brock Lesnar. Thank you for joining me here today, Brock. First off, I just wanted to ask you, what is it like being back in the squared circle.

Brock Lesnar

There is one thing in this world that I love more than anything and that is beating people up. So it doesn't matter if I am in an octagon or if I am in a wrestling ring, I am going to kick whomever's ass that is willing to stand across from me.

Michael Cole

Your first week in the UWF, you were in a match and you didn't seem like you truly cared. However you claimed that you were under utilized and you didn't care because you should have been higher up on the card. Well the following week you stood toe to toe with the Deadman and you beat him.

Brock Lesnar

Correction on that Cole. I didn't just beat the Deadman. I destroyed the Undertaker and I beat him within an inch of his life. He was begging for mercy by the time I was through with him.

Michael Cole

Now last week you were facing off against Daniel Bryan. You went for a pin attempt and Ted Dibiase, your opponenet at Backlash, ran in and beat you down.

Brock Lesnar

Beat me down? Ted jumped me from behind and then assaulted me two on one with Daniel Bryan. Then Dean Ambrose had to stick his nose in someone else business and come out and make the typical "good guy" save. I find it funny because I am no good guy. If God was a heel, his name would be Brock Lesnar. I didn't need Dean Ambrose. I would have retaliated and I would have beat both there asses down.

Michael Cole

Speaking of Daniel Bryan and Dean Ambrose, who do you think will win there match for the Hardcore Championship at Backlash?

Brock Lesnar

I can honestly say I had no idea they were in a match. I don't give a damn about either of those two goons so I obviously don't give a damn about the outcome. Daniel Bryan and Dean Ambrose are two indy junkies who are trying to make it with the big boys. Nobody cares about them and nobody cares about that piece of trash championship. Piss on the hardcore championship, piss on them, and piss on the match.

Michael Cole

Well Brock, let's talk about your match at Backlash. How confident are you going into the match against Ted Dibiase that you will walk out with the United States Championship?

Brock Lesnar

I am more than confident, Michael. I am the next big thing! Ted Dibiase has been on the big stage for four years and all he has accomplished is winning the tag titles and the US title. I won the Undisputed WWE Championship, a few months into my wrestling career. The only reason Teddy is in this business to begin with is because of his dad. Let's talk about his father. How do you feel about the Million Dollar Man, himself, Michael?

Michael Cole

I'm a huge fan of Ted Dibiase Sr. He is a legend in this industry.

Brock Lesnar

A legend in this industry? Really? That's funny because the last time I checked, did Dibiase Sr. ever win a World Championship? Did he beat guys like The Rock, The Undertaker, The Big Show, or Kurt Angle? Hell no he didn't, but Brock Lesnar did. The Million Dollar Man was an overated, piece of trash, excuse of a wrestler. And then he retired and became a preacher? What a hypocrite. Dibiase used to be the life of the party and now he is preaching to people? I should walk into his church, walk straight to the front, pick him up, and hit him with the F-5 in front of everyone.

Brock Lesnar

Jumping back on topic here, you really think I'm anything short than confident that I will walk out of Backlash with the United States Championship? That title is one of the only ones I haven't one. After Backlash, it gets added to the long list of my accomplishments. But what happens when I win the strap? Nobody can beat me so what will Teddy Long and the UWF do when I am an unbeatable champion? The title will lose the little prestige that it has left because I will be the only man capable to hold that title. Hell, I may have to vacant the championship just so others can have a chance. Nobody in UWF will have the balls to take that title away from me.

Michael Cole

What happens if by some chance, you were to lose this match?

Brock Lesnar

You actually think there's a possibility I could be defeated by Ted Dibiase? You are insane! Unlike Ted Dibiase, I have lived up and passed the hype. When Dibiase first broke in, everyone said he was going to be such a star. Hell, everything was given to Teddy and he didn't do a damn thing! He proved everyone wrong. He wasn't a star. He isn't a star now. And he will never be a star. The closest he is to becoming a star will be at Backlash when he falls at the feet at Brock Lesnar. After Backlash, Ted Dibiase will no longer be known as the US Champion. Instead he will be a former champ, and known as an "almost one-hit wonder."

The video comes to a close and the lights turn back on as Brock Lesnar's entrance music floods the PA System.

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The Next Big Thing Brock Lesnar walks out to the ring with a microphone in hand. He jumps up on the apron and enters the ring through the middle rope. Lesnar receives a mixed reaction from the fans as he begins to speak.

Brock Lesnar

After watching that video you all now know two things. Number one, Michael Cole sucks at conducting an interview. And number two, Ted Dibiase doesn't stand a chance against me! Now Teddy boy, are there any last words you have to say before putting that title on the line against "The Beast" Brock Lesnar?

Brock Lesnar pulls the microphone away from his mouth and waits on Ted Dibiase.

 

[Prodigy]

Yo man, just wondering how many rounds you wanna go? I'm up for doing 2 or 3.

 

[The Wrestling Addict]

I'm up for two or three.

 

[Cwalker]

Gentlemen, the deadline is tomorrow at 4pm. That gives you exactly 24 hours to get your posts up. If you want to hit that goal of two or three(which I would love to see) I suggest you hustle.

 

[rawisrey]

UWF Backlash - #1 Contendership for U.S Title: Drew McIntyre vs. Cody Rhodes.

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Whoa Oh

*Cody Rhodes music hits the arena and the crowd quickly turn towards the stage, booing the man before he even appears. From behind the curtain Rhodes walks out with the hood of his jacket covering his masked face, walking down the ramp with a microphone in hand he lifts it up as he walks to the ring not waiting to until he gets in.*

Cody Rhodes:

I have been rather outspoken over my return to UWF, But alas it all comes to ahead now. For you see I have laid dormant for I've seen many companies begin and end just as quickly, I needed Backlash to see if this company was going to be around long enough for my machination to come to fruition. And now that I see it will, I begin picking my spots. Beginning with The United States Championship. A title that represents the very future of this business, how fitting will it be for the title to be in the possession of the new...hideous...Cody Rhodes. For while dashing was darkened by this mask, it is I who will bring darkness to this company. This isn't some career plan out, this is an entire UWF overtaking I am speaking of, but the dawn of that era is just starting to glimmer. Speaking of which, I fear I have to make a point to my sometimes partner.

*Rhodes runs up the steel steps after pausing at ringside, he steps into the ring and continues*

Drew and I have rekindled our tag team, and while I am willing to carry him through the hump known as his solo career this match isn't about The Chosen. Yes our little tag team is rather amusing to someone who doesn't need a partner, but when it comes down to it Drew this is about My future. You are nothing more than someone I have allowed to sit by me and enjoy the ride. For The things I dream are forever broken, but those broken and twisted dreams become my guide in this ring. McIntyre you are the epitome of potential But against me it isn't about what you could be, it is about what I make you into. And 9 times out of 10 that is a broken heap in the middle of this ring, So let the best man win, I just hope you can live with knowing that isn't you.

*Rhodes lowers his mic as he looks at the crowd with disgust​

 

[Chase]

Jericho looks at Wade Barrett awaiting a response and he begins to speak

Chris Jericho: Well it seems my words may have left you speechless Mr. Barrett, I mean Wade I know you are mad at the fact that you lost the Undisputed title, and that you are coming out here with some fake toy belts to make you feel better. But come on Wade, you are better than that. I know it... wait hold on what am I saying? There is no way in hell you are better than that. In fact those toy belts suit you. How much did you get them for? fifteen, or maybe twenty dollars a pop? I mean Wade seeing you angry like this makes me happy, and it shows me your head is not in the right place. I mean Wade you are so bummed about losing the UWF Undisputed championship that you can not even put words in your mouth. Well Wade I will do that with you with my right hand.

Jericho begins to lift his right hand up and starts flapping it like it is a mouth, Jericho goes and starts to talk in a British accent

Chris Jericho: Ello my name is Wade Barrett, I enjoy some tea an' crumpets every now and than. Now I normally come out here, too talk about my opponents. Talk about how I am going to absolutely obliterate them, but I know I am not capable of doing so. I know I am not able to do so. Especially to Chris Jericho. That twat has me outnumbered in many ways. Looks, brilliance, charisma. Just so much I wish I could be him... Well I am off now. Time to stand here and look intimidating, maybe my opponents well wet there pants. After all I got a face that only my mother would love. Pip pip cheerio.. God save the queen.

fans cheer and start to get behind Chris Jericho puts his hand down as he begins to speak towards Wade Barrett

Chris Jericho: I mean come on Wade, lighten up. You look like that ugly pitbull that no one wants to pick up at the pound. Well you know what Wade the face you are showing me right now, is going to be the same face you are going to be showing at backlash. That face right there will be with you for the rest of your life, because at backlash you will not walk as the Undisputed champion. Oh no that is the truth you will not walk out as undisputed champion, neither will Austin Aries, or Stone Cold Steve Austin it will be me Chris Jericho.

Fans cheer as Jericho continues to speak

Chris Jericho: I mean lets look at Austin Aries. The guy is from Minnesota, and he acts like he is some hollywood A-lister. Look Austin it is cool you want to be with the in-crowd but I hope your listening junior. You are nowhere near the A-listers, hell if anything your way below with the P-listers... and people with dirty minds will no what that means. You see Aries like I said I have respected you as an athlete. You are a great professional wrestler, but here is the thing I am better. I am the one who will show you that you are not ready for the big time yet buddy. I mean it takes time and patience to make it big in this business, and junior you have shown me that you do not have the time, nor the patience. The fact is you rushed at the opportunity to cash in your Money in the bank. You did not want to wait and see if you can be the true Undisputed champion one on one in the ring. No, no you took the easy way, and if there is one thing Chris Jericho is known for it is doing every thing at one-hundred and ten percent. I take no shortcuts Austin. I work hard in everything I do, and you will realize that at backlash. You see this fatal fourway match that is happening, it will be your downfall. You may have been wrestling a long time Austin, but take that experience and double it. Austin Aries I will make sure Junior that this is the last time you touch championship gold. I will make sure that I am the one to take it from you, because you see the people want a champion they can be proud of. Not one who hides in the shadows and takes the cowards way out, but one who is willing to fight... and I am that guy. So Aries hoped you enjoyed your fifteen minutes of fame because soon it will be done.

Fans get behind Chris Jericho and start chanting his name. Jericho goes and he begins to speak

Chris Jericho: Also don't think I have forgotten about you Steve... just like Aries I hope you are listening too me too. I know you better than anyone else. We have battled on numerous occasions that we have seen what we can do too each other. I bet you we can name what moves, techniques, when we will hit our finishers, our bank accounts, our children's names, our future grand kids names. That is how well we know each other Steve. We know each other so well that we know almost everything about each other, and Steve I know what kind of person you are. I know how you like to compete in that ring. It is a style that only works for you, it is a style that normal men can not handle. Well guess what Steve you are talking to the sexy beast, the ayatollah of rock and rolla... Y2J Chris Jericho!

Fans get excited as Jericho begins to speak

Chris Jericho: You see these people don't want to see any of you three with the Undisputed championship. No they want to see me Chris Jericho as the Undisputed champion of the world, and you know what it is about time I earned that position. It is about time that I reclaim it and become once again the Undisputed champion. All the training the preparation I have been doing for this match should show it. What I have been doing since returning to the UWF. Entering a tournament, than winning that tournament. Becoming the true number one contender, and than my title match changing... it would be an utter waste if I lose this match. All the hardwork, hours, training, and preparation for this match. It would be loss time if I do not win this match, and I do not want to have the feeling of regret after all that hardwork. I mean imagine this, we could either have a power hungry jerk as world champ. A man who sneaked there way into the position they are in as world champ. OR better yet... a man who was defeated in the tournament to become world champ. Now I do not know about you guys, but that just sounds messed up too me don't you think? So Wade you better get your head in check, you better get your mind straighten out, because I don't know about you... but I am not going to let this little change up in the match affect me what so ever. If it means I have to be three wanna be world champs to become world champs, than by hook or crook I will become world champ. I will earn my position and become the next Undispuuuuuuuuutedddd champion of the world, and no one will stop me in doing so.

fans cheer as Jericho has the crowd behind him as he awaits a response​

 

[Prodigy]

I come from Money....

I come from money hits the PA system and Ted DiBiase Jr comes out from the back with a cocky grin on his face. He gets a mixed reaction from the fans as he walks down the ramp, blowing off their attempts to give him. Ted flexes his muscles at the bottom of the ramp before grabbing a mic off one of the ringside crew and climbing the steps to the ring to enter it. Once in the ring DiBiase points to himself in a cocky manner before bringing the mouth to his mic and speaking...

Ted Dibiase Jr

Ladies and gentleman, just stop what you're doing for a minute, and look at me. It's rare that any of you get to see anything remotely classy, and the fact I'm here standing in front of you all, this is a moment that you should cherish for the rest of your lives. Not only am I the most classy and rich man to grace this company, but I am also the person who will be standing tall over Brock Lesnar's body, holding the United States Championship high in the air this Sunday. I know that concept is hard for some of you to grasp, but soon enough you will realize that having class and wealth is the only thing that will get you anywhere in life. I'm not joking guys, the reason that your worthless asses are filling those seats, and paying my wages, is because you are nothing more than a bunch of working class rejects. I mean, look at you all, half of you can't crack a smile because you can't afford to replace a missing tooth, and the rest of you are wearing Austin 3:16 shirts that you purchased about ten years ago. I'm sick of having to come out here week in week out, just to tell you people what I feel, because quite frankly, my words are too expensive for any of you.... Go ahead, boo me if you like, but I'm speaking the truth, this crowd is full of rejects who don't know how lucky they are to be in the presence of a man like myself. You guys should thank yourself lucky that I'm actually wasting my time addressing you when I have more important things to do, like training to make sure I win that US Title...

Ted smiles as an image of the UWF United States Championship appears on screen.

That's right, at Backlash I will compete for the UWF United States Title. For anyone else this would be a dream come true, a chance to hold a title belt so soon after the company began, but quite frankly, I'm not that impressed. Sure, it will be great to hold a title, but in recent times that U.S Title has been made to look like a joke, guys that nobody has ever heard of have held the title, making it look like a joke and ruining its prestige. It just doesn't excite me that I will be holding a title that's lost all the prestige it had when greats such as Chris Benoit and Dusty Rhodes held the belt... However, what does exact me, is the fact that when, not if, WHEN I win the United States Championship, I will have the opportunity to restore all the prestige that the title once had. There will be no more week long reigns, or nobodies as Champion, I am a classy man, and I will bring pure class to that title. Instead of queuing up to face the UWF Undisputed Champion, people will want to face me instead. That's right, I plan to make the title more prestigious than the UWF Undisputed Championship, now for many that task seems pretty damn hard, however when you're as classy as me, hard isn't even a word.

Ted pauses for a minute, before turning to face Brock Lesnar and getting right in his face.

You know Brock, normally I would be cautious of getting in your face, but not anymore... You see, you returned to this company with all the hype in the world surrounding your name, you were booked in a fresh start fatal four way which also involved myself, Zack Ryder and Dolph Ziggler. People claimed that this would be your big return and that you were going to destroy every man in that match, but you didn't, you failed to show up to address your opponents in the match, and then you were pinned by Zack Ryder, how embarrassing. So continue to claim that you are an ass kicker, I know the truth about you, and that truth is that you're nothing more than a lonely, pathetic farm boy from Minneapolis. You know I'm speaking the truth Brock, you claim to live up to all the hype and be the best thing this company has to offer, yet every single time you get put in a tough situation you back out and go back to your farm house, you did it in the WWE, you did it in the UFC, and after Backlash you'll do it again. All the hype, yet you can't live up to it when the spotlight is shining brightly on you, what a joke. Sure, I've had a lot of hype surrounding my name, but unlike you I haven't attempted to inflate that hype or let it get to me like you have. I follow my own path, no doing what others want me to do, everything I do will be for myself and nothing to do with hype whatsoever. The funny thing is Brock, you actually act like the past means something, like your past achievements are somehow going to help you out, the harsh reality is that it isn't... You haven't held a Championship for nearly ten years, you've been gone from the industry nearly ten years, that's not going to help you, it's going to hurt you. It may come as a surprise to you but I've actually had more experience than you have, I've held a title more recently than you have, I'm younger than you are and most importantly I have more class than you. All these things are going to work in my favor and be the deciding factor in winning the title.

Brock looks less than impressed at DiBiase's words, DiBiase smiles as he wants to get to Brock as much as possible. He collects his thoughts before continuing on.

I love how you mention that the only reason I've been given all these opportunities is because of my fathers name. Let me remind you that I have already won more Championships than my father did in his career, and compared to me my father is nothing more than a joke. Seeing as you mentioned the only reason I got my opportunities, lets mention the reason why you got yours; Vince McMahon loves jacked up men and fantasies over them twenty four seven. You know it's true Brock, you had an easier ride then I did, you didn't earn anything on your own, instead it was all handed on a plate to you. So bravo for popping steroids to fast-track your way to the top, what an achievement... This Sunday I am going to expose all your weaknesses and break you down, no amount of Steroids will prepare you for the beating I am going to give you on my way to winning the US Title. Your five minutes of fame is up Brock, and when we come face to face with each other on Sunday, I am going to humiliate your farm boy ass and prove to everyone that class is the only way forward....

DiBiase smiles as he motions for the belt around his waist and the crowd boo his words.

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May as well keep it at 1 a piece, as there isn't enough time to go around again. Nice session bud.


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[Sam]

Raw 5/29: European Championship: Antonio Cesaro Vs The Miz

The crowd are excited to see what happens next on the UWF show, when suddenly.

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Before long, to the sound of generic guitar riffs, Antonio Cesaro steps out from the back, by his side is a raven haired woman clad in leather. Cesaro does his signature pose on the entrance ramp as the entire crowd boo him heavily.

Cesaro proceeds to walk arm in arm with the lady as he heads towards the ring. They both reach ringside, Cesaro takes the lead and sweeps his feet on the ring apron before waiting for the lady to sit upon the middle rope and allow him to enter much easier. He stands in front of the crowd and raises his European Championship high into the air with one hand as the lady hands him a microphone.

Antonio Cesaro: Allow Mister Antonio Cesaro to demand your attentions and tell you a little story tonight. The story of how, last night I walked into Backlash telling tales of what I would proceed to do to Mister Anderson and then walking telling each and every one of you who dared to doubt... 'I told you so'. Ja, at Backlash I made sure everybody in the UWF Universe knew who I was... I made sure the whole world stood up and took notice of Mister Antonio Cesaro, the three time European Champion and the future of this company... and of course, a member of the European Revolution, a group that will soon take UWF by the grip of the throat and strangle it's big, fat, American neck until it gives us the respect, and dignity that a European expects. Now, what I don't expect however is to be put into a match with my championship on the line the next week against a man who is undeserving even to be in the same ring as me. A man who has done absolutely nothing to the scale of which I have done. The Miz.

The crowd boo at the mention of Miz's name, but it soon turns to a more mixed reaction as the realise that he's facing the also hated Antonio Cesaro. Cesaro looks smug.

However, I have not let this little 'challenge' if you wish to call it so get in the way of my future career plans, for I have planned big. I plan to be a global superpower myself and to do this, I need to have... 'staff'... which is why you see before you this beautiful and dignified young European lady, Aksana, for she is my new secretary, treasurer, booking manager... let's just call her my, mein kopf-administrator. What she is to do is to tailor to my every need. She will manage my massive Swiss accounts, she will take phone calls so I don't have to talk to any of my 'fans' and she will make sure I am as comfortable as I can be, so I can focus on becoming the one true Superpower of professional wrestling. Now, she is from a less well educated country of Lithuania... and her English is not so good... but if you'd like to say a few words?...

Aksana: Antonio Cesaro is the future of UWF, he is the brightest in UWF and he will beat Miz up and prove his superiority. I will make sure of this, and make sure that Mister Antonio Cesaro is well rewarded...

Antonio Cesaro: Well done, your opinion is valued because it is correct. Miz, this week on Raw, you have no chance in hell of defeating me, for I was born Very European and I was destined to be European Champion... and you?, you were destined to fall to the most money making man in UWF today, Mister Antonio Cesaro.​

 

[Lewb]

Beat the Clock - Rob Van Dam vs. Wade Barrett

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK OF ME!

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The crowd let out a sigh of disappointment, barring a selection of fans that have taking a liking to the former Undisputed champion, as Wade Barrett walks out from the back and smirks at the UWF Universe at the top of the ramp, before forcing the jacket off his back and punching the air. Despite the loss that he succumbed to at Backlash, a confident smirk fills his face as he makes his way down to the ring.

Wades walks around the ring to get a microphone and then enters the ring via the steps on the far side. He waits inside the ring for his entrance theme to be cut and then he waits a further few moments more, affirming his importance, before lifting the microphone up to his voices proximity and lets the UWF know exactly what he's thinking.

Wade Barrett: Rome wasn't built in a day.

Wade waits for any type of response but doesn't get one, which only adds more hilarity to the situation for Barrett.

I don't actually know what response I was expecting out of a bunch of lowlife hicks from Boston, Massachusetts to ever know about fifteenth century culture, but let Wade Barrett once again, as I seem to always down in some form or capacity, teach you all a lesson. A revolutionary British poet John Heywood wrote down these infamous words in which are quite self explanatory but for the lesser intellects in the audience I shall spell it out. It simply mans that something of any significance is not to be rushed, and will not take place immediately. Now, at Backlash, as all great plans do, they hit a minor stumbling block in the form of Austin getting fortunate with his timing, and being able to capture a three-count whilst I was otherwise occupied. So congratulations Austin. Congratulations on seizing the moment that isn't yours. But as I congratulate you in one hand, I warn you in the other, because you haven't ruined the European Revolutions plans - You have only temporarily stalled them.

And the stall isn't even lasting long, as you see, even though Austin Aries gets his rematch this week on Raw, the fate of the Undisputed championship will be decided a week Tuesday, but it will not be in that match that the future of the gold will be decided, oh no. The championship match is only there to decide which Austin truly deserves to head to the next pay per view as champion, but that is only a punishment in disguise. As you see the Beat the Clock challenge this week on Raw is destined for Wade Barrett to prove himself once again, and this time to get his chance of retrieving his gold in a one on one environment. And, people could say to me that "Wade, you have no way of indicating your going to win, you have no say in the other contests." And while that may prove to be true, let me just run down the other three matches. Bully Ray vs John Cena, debutante against debutante. Two men with nerves like crazy, first match in the company trying to prove their worth, that's going to be a long match-up. Batista, been out of the business for a long time, against a man I defeated to claim the championship in Randy Orton, neither of them are finishing up too early. And neither the other match, another first time starter in MVP, ring rust like crazy, against another man I have already put to the sword, in Mr. Anderson. But with all of these caveats and predicaments all sorted in my head, there is still one bigger factor in all of this that makes me more confident than the rest...... Rob Van Dam.

Wade laughs to himself before explaining what he finds so funny.

If you gave me a pen and paper, and a night to decide how I was going to get my championship opportunity, I couldn't come up with a plan this ideal. Lets put this down to retrospect okay. The other three matches have the makings of being tight encounters. So lets give the tournament favorite.... Which I am.... an un-tested, un-trialled superstar that when given the opportunity, more often than not hits the crack-pot than the jack-pot. You couldn't make a more perfect way to the number one contender-ship even if you tried. Rob, I understand that you are making your big comeback, your starting again for the I don't know how many time, but it's as simple as this. You have been put into the deep end of the shark pit. you have been placed in your debut match against the single most successful, single most impressive superstar on the whole of this roster. The only UWF Triple Crown champion in existence, and only belt-less down to complicated circumstance. You might be hazy-eyed thinking about the Undisputed Championship, but the Barrett Barrage is the only thing that you should be concerning yourself with right now, and how to survive it to ensure you get a second match here.

As your leader of the European Revolution; God Save The Queen.

Wade smirks, but is quickly interrupted by....

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[Lub]

Re: Beat the Clock - Rob Van Dam vs. Wade Barrett

For a moment there’s a big silence in the arena when suddenly ...

ONE OF A KIND!

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After a while "One Of a Kind" by Breaking point hits the PA System of the arena as the crowd goes crazy. With the first guittar riff hits, one of the most loved UWF superstars Rob Van Dam appears under the titantron with with a wide smile on his face as the crowd chants his name. Huge ovation for Rob Van Dam, who's making his comeback tonight. RVD goes down the ramp and making his way towards the ring.

When he's at the ring he slides in it, then stand up points at himself with his thumbs and jumps around. RVD then grabs the microphone and starts to talk ...

Let's throw a little party, 'cause everybody's favourite wrestler, Rob Van Dam is in da house!

A huge standing applause for RVD ...

Well it's great to be back and I guess it's great to have ME back. I walked out of this company, because I wasn't able to stand the management. I was working my ass off every single day and night and the only thing I got from them was United States Championship shot, which I really wanted and I won that US Championship in a blink of an eye. But from that time, my career was going nowhere, so I left this company and wait for the greatest moment to return. And that moment is now. And I know one guy, who's definetely not happy to see me back and that's my opponent, the English queen wanna-be, Wade Barrett. But before I get to this ... bad boy, I would like to apologize to all my fans, who are here tonight, that I left them, watching this company, when there was no one so dominant, arrogant, high, skillful and funny as The Whole Fuckin' Show, Rob Van Dam. Once again sorry for that, but I will give you something in return, I will publicly kick this bitch's ass in front of you. Sit back and enjoy the show, because when it comes to action, there's no one better for in-ring action than Mr. Pay-Per-View. Even Barrett's Garage knows it!

Fans are laughing about the jokes on Barrett's adress, but RVD continues, while people are still laughing ...

Guys, you know what is great about all this? That I can say whatever the hell I want, 'cause he just doesn't care what do I think of him. Whatever. But dude, as I'm looking at you, you should take a look at me and see what you're up against. And I know you've been watching me in the ring, just like I know, I am your most favourite superstar of all-time, but I know, you're not gonna admit that. Well, you will, after I beat you, but what I wanted to talk about was, that you're jealous and impressed just like everybody else and look what people say about me. They say that I'm the best wrestler in this fuckin' world and they're damn right. Look, I know, that you were UWF Undisputed Champion and I should have some respect, but, we all know it was just a mistake in Matrix. But let's pretend, you won it rightfully and it wasn't just luck, you could have been UWF Champion for another time, but ... Rob Van Dam comes into play and your chances on winning that title again are as big as your talent, just to make sure you'll get it ... You're fucked. Sorry about the language, but I had to say it like this, so you know, that I really mean it and that I don't play any mind games with you. You should realize, that the spotlight always shine brightly on Rob Van Dam. I don't really like to share one ring with you, but I guess you like to share the ring with greatest superstar you've ever met and as greatest and most favourite superstar I would like to ask you to leave this ring ...

Fans are a bit stunned about what Rob said ...

I was just kiddin' dude, stay here and have some ass kickin' with me. The bad news is, it's gonna be your ass, that'll be kicked. You see bro, there are four or maybe more types of superstars. When you have a ladder, then on the lowest step, or however you want to call it, are guys, who's asses you can kick in less than a minute, they're called jobbers or some like that. Then there are these midcarders, they're tough, but still not a challenge. Then you have Main Eventers, the greatest guys from the company and I guess that's your level. And then above them all is Rob Van Dam. A level that no one have reached. You see, when Rob Van Dam does his best, I win. The magic is, that before a match you're preparing, like, stretching, running and all these useless activities. But I, I just smoke some goods and look, you're gonna be surprised, that I kicked your ass and you didn't even notice. Rob Van Dam is ready to kick some tail at any time, any place, any dimension and it doesn't matter, if it's gotta be your ass or ass of your mother. I'll just do my job and then go home practice some relaxing techniques. Now, it would be fair, to give you some time to say what you want, confuse my fans with some nonsense, that will come out of your european mouth, then you should shut the fuck up and get your ass ready for some Rob Van Dam meatloaf makin', 'cause it's your butt, that is the main ingredient. Your turn dude ...

Rob Van Dam is looking at Wade Barrett who's ready to reply ...​

 

[Tapout]

Re: UWF Raw - Christian vs. Zack Ryder

Woo Woo Woo! You Know it!

The words play over the PA system signaling the start of Zack Ryders music. He bounds out from the back holding a flip camera which is facing him and yelling words that can't be heard into it. He says a few more things then turns the camera on the audience as he walks down the ramp making a "Call Me" sign with his hand.

He continues to make his way to the ring while filming the crowd. As he climbs up the steps to enter the ring, the camera changes to a view of some Zack Ryder signs.

He picked up a mic on the ramp and approaches Christian as his music dies. The fans can still be heard cheering but have calmed down a bit.

Zack Ryder: Did I just hear you correctly? A goof? Is that what I am to you? Those are some big words from someone who had to use Edges name to get over. I'm more then just a goof and I should be taken seriously. I am undefeated in singles competition. I'm a fan favorite bro! But T'Lo wants to see more. More is when I beat a former world champion next week. Your first mistake is underestimating me. Ted DiBiase did that, and he lost. Dolph Ziggler did that, and he lost. The pattern continues this week until I am United States Champion. Because unlike you Christian, I work for what I earn. I don't come in here demanding an Undisputed title match. I'm working to earn a United States title match. And I'll claw my way from the bottom. Because trust me when I say that the Ryder Revolution is only beginning. It's heating up Christian. And you may claim that these people are your peeps but they're really my Broskis. Isn't that right!?

The fans cheer in approval. Ryder is getting decent pops from the audience tonight.

Zack Ryder: You came out here and wasted all this time talking about Teddy Long. We get it, he signed you, he didn't give you a title match so you did what you do best and you complain. You cried. Get over it! If you want to be a champion, work for it. Earn it! Like I'm doing, and like I've done my whole life. I'm 25 years old. I'm just getting started, while you Christian...lets face, you're old bro! Say one more match all you want but truth is Christian...I'm the future. And if I have to fist pump your face to make you see that, I will!

The fans react loudly to that statement.

Zack Ryder: Christian...you've changed. You let a little piece of gold and leather get to your head. You've never been the same since you won the world title. I was a fan bro. Oh Edge and Christian. Those were my boys when I was getting into wrestling. I wanted to be just like you guys. Me and Hawkins. We were gonna do it. But like Hawkins changed, you changed. But I'm not going to let you change my future, or stop me. After Raw, after I beat you. I'm gonna crack open a Bud Light Lime, and celebrate. Theres no way T'Lo can deny me a United States championship match after I pin you in the center of the ring come Raw.

The fans chant "Ryder" as he looks straight at Christian. ​

 

[Andrew]

UWF RAW - Batista vs. Orton

The fans begin to get on their feet, booing the hell out of the arrival of Batista. He walks through the curtains, a few seconds afterwards. Batista walks to the ramp as he stops half way before crouching down as the pyrotechnics goes off.

Batista gets back up, slapping himself on the chest a couple times as he makes his way to the ring as he calls for a microphone.

Batista;

What the hell is this? Is this how I get treated around here? I think not. GIVE ME MY DAMN SPOTLIGHT!

There's a bit of a pause... This angers Batista.

I SAID GIVE ME MY DAMN SPOTLIGHT!

Batista gets his wish, the spotlight is out.

Batista;

I don't want to hear a peep from you people in the crowd tonight alright? I only signed up to Ultimate Wrestling Federation for one reason and one reason only and that's to become the next UWF Undisputed Champion which is currently held by Stone Cold Steve Austin, the beer drinking redneck but I'll speak about him when the time comes. You people don't believe me? You don't believe I have what it takes to be UWF Undisputed Champion, you can sit right there and wait. However, I don't like sitting around and waiting, I like destroying my opponent to a bloody pulp. It gives me adrenaline! Over the next few weeks I am going to become one step closer to a dream and I am turning that dream into a reality and you puppets can't do anything about it but stand there and pay your tickets because you are here to see me. These fat chicks paid to see me, I am money to this company which is why they hired me back. You are not here for Randy Orton, you're not here for Stone Cold Steve Austin and every other shmuck around here, you're here because I'm here. Now, I've got to deal with this piece of crap... Randy Orton. We've got a bit of past but this time... Only one match and I'll be done with you. There won't be repeats, there won't be any more episodes after this Randy. This is the end, your only chance to try and defeat me but you know deep inside... You will not make it very far. I'm the face of UWF, I don't kiss babies and hug fat chicks like many of the superstars in the locker room do, I came out here to wrestle and that's the freakin' end to it! It pisses me off how Teddy Long wants to run tournaments to crown a number one contender but you already know it's going to me, you're wasting your freakin' time doing this Teddy. I should be facing the UWF Undisputed Champion right now, this is a complete joke to me. You give me Randy Orton and call that competition? Randy Orton may have been there and done that before but now I'm here, better and stronger than ever there's no freakin' way Randy stands a chance against me. This might be UWF but I demand respect, I want the CHAMPIONSHIPS. I should be main-eventing not coming out half-way through the show when the crowd is heading to buy some snacks so they can come back and sit on their fat ass when they see me win my match. You people are ignorant, you're only going to make it back in time to see me kick Randy's arse but you're not going to see exactly how I did it. I'm telling you, you're going to watch me. The merchandise stand, the toilets, the food stand... Everything is going to be closed when I come out because as I said, you're paying not for the freakin' food, you paid for a reason and that reason is me, Batista.

Batista walks around the ring, the crowd booing not wanting to hear a word of this.

I'm Dave Batista, I've been in movies, when I walk out here all these freakin' little kids get scared. They have nightmares when I tell them what I am going to do to my opponents. The unbearable thoughts these freakin' kids go through and I DON'T CARE! All I want around here is some freakin' competition, a damn title shot and some respect. What do I gotta do around here to get some respect? Do I have to kick Randy's ass and give him maybe one, two, three Batista Bombs? Now I haven't been paying attention to UWF RAW lately but I did hear Randy speak to John Cena and said bad things happen... Randy, in case you didn't know but I'm the deliverer, when people step into the RING with me... BAD THINGS HAPPEN. You're not the one with threats, I am! I know exactly what you're capable of and you must be out of your freakin' mind to think you've got what it takes to be a Champion around here, when I'm around... Nobody's safe! Last Sunday at Backlash, a good example was set... Just when you thought you could punt John Cena, you failed! You're a freakin' failure Randy and a disgrace around here, I know your intentions and how bad you want to punt me in the skull now I'm back but the only thing you're gonna do is pack ya bags and leave. I'm going to send you home in a freakin' ambulance and watch you cry and see if anybody in the crowd actually gives a crap about you. So come on out Randy and make sure you stand on the entrance ramp because you see this SPOTLIGHT? It's for ME and ME ONLY! 'Cos if you don't freakin' come out here then come RAW I am going to show you why I'm the freakin' man around here, I'm going to prove to you that you shouldn't have been in this tournament in the first place and that you were just a steppin' stone for me. I'm the guy everybody is jealous of, I'm the guy that kicks people's asses and take names and Randy... I'm gonna leave you laying in a pool of blood while I'm going to be that freakin' guy that stands over your body and smile. If you've got any doubts, get your ass out here I'm already waiting for you... Quit wasting ya time!






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[Got_Swag]

Re: Raw 5/29: European Championship: Antonio Cesaro Vs The Miz

"AWESOME"

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The crowd cheers as Antonio Cesaro is interupted, but quickly those cheers turn to boos as the crowd boos heavily after The Miz and Paul Heyman come out from the back. The two look at the crowd and head straight for the ring without any hesitation. As The Miz heads inside the ring, he climbs to the middle turnbuckle and holds his arms in the air while Paul Heyman gets a microphone

The Miz gets down from the turnbuckle and walks over to Paul Heyman as his music cuts off. The Miz then whispers in Paul Heyman's ear to say something on his behalf.

Paul Heyman:

My name is, Paul Heyman. I am not only a representative of The Miz, but I am also a good friend of his. My client, The Miz as stated last week he would no longer speak in front of you the UWF Universe anymore and he is staying behind that statement made last week on Raw. Antonio Cesaro, my client has informed me of what he wanted to say to you and to quote my client, The Miz, really, REALLY, REALLY, really?

The crowd actually laughs at what Paul Heyman has to say on behalf of The Miz while Antonio Cesaro doesn't look pleased.

Paul Heyman:

You see Antonio, what you fail to realize is not only is The Miz the must see television entertainer, but he is also the must see UWF Superstar today, tomorrow, and in the future. The Miz just a few weeks ago went toe to toe with one of the most brutal, phenominal athletes in the history of professional wrestling when he not only took on, but defeated The Undertaker. Which is something you cannot account for. What The Miz did that night is more than what you have done in your entire career. Sure you may have the European Championship, but you have no challengers. You have not defended that title. You faught Ken Anderson at Backlash in a non title match, what were you scared Mr. Anderson was going to take your title away? But, now you have a true challenger for your European Championship in The Miz!

Antonio Cesaro doesn't look impressed while looking at The Miz. The Miz meanwhile is checking out Aksana which doesn't sit well with Antonio Cesaro

Paul Heyman:

You may have big plans Antonio, but those big plans will be without the European Championship after my client disposes of you and takes what's rightfully his. The Miz has big plans also, but he knows he needs to work his way back up to the top again and he plans on doing so by taking the European Championship from you and getting to the top faster than you and he will get there faster. You say my client has done nothing, while he has been to the top of the mountain before, while you haven't. So you see the two of you do not have anything in common because you Antonio Cesaro are not in my clients league. The Miz will beat you this coming Tuesday and will become the new European Champion, because he is AWESOME!

Paul Heyman lowers his microphone and awaits a response from either Anotonio Cesaro or Aksana​

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OOC: Good luck to you!