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Re: New Year's Revolution: Last Man Standing: Seth Rollins vs. Austin Aries
The scene opens in the backstage. There is an emptry chair. The camera is filming it for a while when a man comes near the chair and sits down. It's Austin Aries who smiles and begins to speak.
The Greatest Man That Ever Lived, Austin Aries:
Can ya smell it? Yes, that's Christmas in the air. Don't you all just love this time of the year? This is the time of the year when people finally get to calm their nerves, have a good time with their families and enjoy each other. Kids go out, built iglus and snowmen while snow is falling from the sky. Through this time of the year, we're all walking on the streets with smiles on our face and nothing's bothering us. Well, after all we're all bothering about one thing...what will Santa bring us this year. We don't know but we're all so excited about it, right? I'm the Greatest Man That Ever Lived and with that come many things but the one I'm the most proud of during the holiday season is my house. I always have the greatest chritmas decoration. Everybody has a plastic santa on their roof but I don't. I have a huge, 4 feet tall plastic Austin Aries dressed as Santa on my roof. Top that, people.
Aries smiles as he hears people in the arena laughing.
Yes, I love Christmas and the new year. Every new year people get drunk and do stupid things but I don't. I also never celebrate it. What I celebrate during the new year is The Year of Austin Aries. Every year is a great year for Austin Aries. Lets look at what I will celebrate during The Year of Austin Aries this year. First great thing that happened to me was that I became the Longest Reigning TNA X-Division Champion of all time. Then I went on the forfit that title and become the TNA World Heavyweight Champion. That was in TNA. Moving on to my career in CWF. Oh, CWF. What a great time I had over there. I was in CWF for like only two months though. But those two moths were enough for me to become the CWF European Champion. Then CWF died and I will go down in history as the last CWF European Champion ever. Sounds good, huh? And that's not even all. After CWF died I debuted in Ultimate Wrestling Federation...UWF, the best wrestling company these days. I was a part of the very first UWF Tuesday Night RAW. That night I almost became the first ever UWF World Heavyweight Champion if there wasn't for Chris Jericho. That was only my first UWF RAW. Then, I took a brake and when I came back I headed to Wrestlemania where I became the first ever Money in The Bank winner in the history of UWF. Later on I cashed the money in the bank briefcase to become the UWF Undisputed Champion making myself a four time world champion. This year's Year of Austin Aries will for sure be the best and the year after that will be even better because after being moved to NXT against my own will, I will become the NXT World Heavyweight Champion and after that I will start pushing some buttons around here. I will push those buttons until I get moved back to where I belong...to Tuesday Night RAW and I regain what's rightfully mine...the UWF Undisputed Championship.
Austin Aries suddenly turns serious.
But first I'll have to take care of one man...Seth Rollins. The question on everybody's mind is „Why is Aries facing Rollins?“ It's easy. Me and JBL...we speak one language that nobody else does. The language of money. I'm here to win championships and earn money. I already won a lot of championships and since it looks like Sting did pretty everything to keep me from winning any championships I decided it's time for me to earn more money before moving forward. JBL paid me a great amount of money to take on Rollins and he promised me that when I defeat him, I will get payed even more so there's more easy money for me because I know I will defeat Rollins. So my plans for holidays are...earn money and defeat Seth Rollins and with how great I am I can do both on one night and with a cup of green tea in my hand.
Aries pulls his sunglasses up higher as they were about to fall off of his nose.
Me and Tyler...Seth...we go way back. I still remember my ROH days when I was the ROH World Champion and Seth took my title away from me. Me and Seth, we faced off so many times and I was always...always the one who had his hand raised in victory. But that one day...the day when Seth got lucky and he took my ROH World Championship away from me. Yes, he got lucky but we all know luck is for loosers. There's no other way to answer the fact he defeated me because from the two of us, I'm the better man. I'm the better man in the ring, on the microphone and I'm the better man in real life. And Seth, Seth was always worried about it. When he was in ROH and he was in the ROH World Title picture for like three years and he saw me travel the entire world, win championships and earn money...he was always angry at me. But he shouldn't be angry at me. He should be angry at himself that he wasn't able to reach my level. But hey...nobody was able to reach my level so that's no big of a deal just like his entire being is no big of a deal. Seriously...it took him three hundred matches to win a title and even then he wasn't relevant. Now, two years later he's still not relevant. Having two-colored hair and a new name doesn't make you more relevant. He changed his name from Black to Rollins just so people forget about Tyler Black but the change was unnecessary because no matter what you do people will always remember as the guy how was lucky enough that Austin Aries made him a star. But at New Year's Revolution I won't make that mistake again. At New Year's Revolution I'm not looking forward to having a five star match. I'm looking forward to putting down a man who's been in my shadow and he is not even worthy of that... a man who doesn't bring anyhing special to the table so...you're welcome, people.
Austin Aries puts on a huge ear-to-ear smile as the scene fades to black.
The Greatest Man That Ever Lived, Austin Aries:
Can ya smell it? Yes, that's Christmas in the air. Don't you all just love this time of the year? This is the time of the year when people finally get to calm their nerves, have a good time with their families and enjoy each other. Kids go out, built iglus and snowmen while snow is falling from the sky. Through this time of the year, we're all walking on the streets with smiles on our face and nothing's bothering us. Well, after all we're all bothering about one thing...what will Santa bring us this year. We don't know but we're all so excited about it, right? I'm the Greatest Man That Ever Lived and with that come many things but the one I'm the most proud of during the holiday season is my house. I always have the greatest chritmas decoration. Everybody has a plastic santa on their roof but I don't. I have a huge, 4 feet tall plastic Austin Aries dressed as Santa on my roof. Top that, people.
Aries smiles as he hears people in the arena laughing.
Yes, I love Christmas and the new year. Every new year people get drunk and do stupid things but I don't. I also never celebrate it. What I celebrate during the new year is The Year of Austin Aries. Every year is a great year for Austin Aries. Lets look at what I will celebrate during The Year of Austin Aries this year. First great thing that happened to me was that I became the Longest Reigning TNA X-Division Champion of all time. Then I went on the forfit that title and become the TNA World Heavyweight Champion. That was in TNA. Moving on to my career in CWF. Oh, CWF. What a great time I had over there. I was in CWF for like only two months though. But those two moths were enough for me to become the CWF European Champion. Then CWF died and I will go down in history as the last CWF European Champion ever. Sounds good, huh? And that's not even all. After CWF died I debuted in Ultimate Wrestling Federation...UWF, the best wrestling company these days. I was a part of the very first UWF Tuesday Night RAW. That night I almost became the first ever UWF World Heavyweight Champion if there wasn't for Chris Jericho. That was only my first UWF RAW. Then, I took a brake and when I came back I headed to Wrestlemania where I became the first ever Money in The Bank winner in the history of UWF. Later on I cashed the money in the bank briefcase to become the UWF Undisputed Champion making myself a four time world champion. This year's Year of Austin Aries will for sure be the best and the year after that will be even better because after being moved to NXT against my own will, I will become the NXT World Heavyweight Champion and after that I will start pushing some buttons around here. I will push those buttons until I get moved back to where I belong...to Tuesday Night RAW and I regain what's rightfully mine...the UWF Undisputed Championship.
Austin Aries suddenly turns serious.
But first I'll have to take care of one man...Seth Rollins. The question on everybody's mind is „Why is Aries facing Rollins?“ It's easy. Me and JBL...we speak one language that nobody else does. The language of money. I'm here to win championships and earn money. I already won a lot of championships and since it looks like Sting did pretty everything to keep me from winning any championships I decided it's time for me to earn more money before moving forward. JBL paid me a great amount of money to take on Rollins and he promised me that when I defeat him, I will get payed even more so there's more easy money for me because I know I will defeat Rollins. So my plans for holidays are...earn money and defeat Seth Rollins and with how great I am I can do both on one night and with a cup of green tea in my hand.
Aries pulls his sunglasses up higher as they were about to fall off of his nose.
Me and Tyler...Seth...we go way back. I still remember my ROH days when I was the ROH World Champion and Seth took my title away from me. Me and Seth, we faced off so many times and I was always...always the one who had his hand raised in victory. But that one day...the day when Seth got lucky and he took my ROH World Championship away from me. Yes, he got lucky but we all know luck is for loosers. There's no other way to answer the fact he defeated me because from the two of us, I'm the better man. I'm the better man in the ring, on the microphone and I'm the better man in real life. And Seth, Seth was always worried about it. When he was in ROH and he was in the ROH World Title picture for like three years and he saw me travel the entire world, win championships and earn money...he was always angry at me. But he shouldn't be angry at me. He should be angry at himself that he wasn't able to reach my level. But hey...nobody was able to reach my level so that's no big of a deal just like his entire being is no big of a deal. Seriously...it took him three hundred matches to win a title and even then he wasn't relevant. Now, two years later he's still not relevant. Having two-colored hair and a new name doesn't make you more relevant. He changed his name from Black to Rollins just so people forget about Tyler Black but the change was unnecessary because no matter what you do people will always remember as the guy how was lucky enough that Austin Aries made him a star. But at New Year's Revolution I won't make that mistake again. At New Year's Revolution I'm not looking forward to having a five star match. I'm looking forward to putting down a man who's been in my shadow and he is not even worthy of that... a man who doesn't bring anyhing special to the table so...you're welcome, people.
Austin Aries puts on a huge ear-to-ear smile as the scene fades to black.