Entry #91
The Godfather/D'Lo Brown vs. Big Boss Man/Bull Buchanan
WWF WrestleMania 2000 - April 2, 2000
The opener for the poorly-remembered WrestleMania 2000 show was this, featuring a special Ice-T entrance for the babyfaces (unless you're watching on the Network, which doesn't have it). At least D'Lo might be decent. Here goes.
D'Lo and Buchanan to start. D'Lo ducks through Buchanan's offence and generally outpaces him, because he's good. Godfather wipes out Boss Man from interfering, while D'Lo drops Buchanan and tells him he sucks. Yep. Godfather in, and he and D'Lo execute a tight double team sequence on Buchanan, and yet the crowd can only chant for puppies because seeing women at ringside removes their brain cells. Godfather misses an elbow drop and Buchanan tags in Boss Man. "Boss Man sucks" chants. Oh yeah, before X-Pac heat was a thing, Boss Man was the one with go-away heat. Actually kind of sad for him. Godfather's kick gets two.
D'Lo comes in and Boss Man quickly neutralises him, sending him into Bull's boot in the corner. And then Bull comes in and D'Lo dominates him. We're starting to establish a pecking order here. Buchanan jumps up to the ropes and hits D'Lo with a clothesline - no idea he could do that. A Buchanan drop toe hold leaves D'Lo on the ropes, and I genuinely fear the heels might try to do a 619, but no, they just slide under the ropes and punch D'Lo. Boss Man goes for a big boot and D'Lo seems to just fall under it with no contact. Buchanan hits a guillotine leg drop for two. Boss Man brawls with D'Lo outside while Godfather's arm brushes the referee (and yet the referee was not bumped) as he fights with Buchanan inside the ring.
Buchanan whips D'Lo hard into the corner, and the corner shakes. Back to Boss Man who goes for a cover. Now Buchanan goes for a bear hug, because yes, it is the 1970s! Three arm drops, and D'Lo's living. In comes Boss Man, who continues the roughing up of D'Lo. More go-away heat. Boss Man catches a D'Lo crossbody and hits a backbreaker. Now Buchanan, who comes in with an axe handle. He goes to the top rope but Godfather shakes the ropes and Buchanan is crotched. D'Lo with a Frankensteiner out of nowhere! Hot tag to Godfather, who starts cleaning house and sends the SWAT boys crashing into each other. Crowd is incredibly hyped for a Godfather corner splash. D'Lo goes up top but Buchanan stops him. It's D'Lo vs. Boss Man, Boss Man hits a side slam and Buchanan comes in with a top rope leg drop and the heels win.
This match really was nothing special. It started to drag when the heels were on top, but D'Lo was neat and Buchanan surprised me.