What does your name mean? (by Urban Dictionary)

[Postman Dave]

This should be good....

Dave

1. Beloved
2. Better than David
3. The Model of Perfect. No man can come close to the glory of that which is Dave. Dave's are artistic and funny always knowing how to lay down a good massage. Skills that come with Dave include major dexterity in all matters and extentions of limbs and the what not. Daves have the largest units, brains, and balls. Don't mess with a Dave.

1. Dude, I looked at Dave the wrong way and he flipped me upside down slapped me across the face with his massive wang.
2. Dave slathered me up with oil, making me loose and limber and only God and that poor goat know what happens next.
3. Ur Getting a Dave!
4. Rebohcs

and perhaps my favourite

Dave

1. Everyone knows a Dave. Daves are, as a rule, people to ask about something, whether it be plumbing, horseracing, astronomy or computers. Daves, like Steves, are "solid blokes".

2. {Br.} A name given to children by parents who wish their issue to become plumbers.

(1) "Dave will know..."

(2) "Dave, can you come round? My pipes need seeing to"

I think I've discovered my calling in life.

Go here for your name.

 

[Lover Boy]

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Characterized as amazing, sexy, smoldering hotness. He's fine as hell and doesn't even know it.

Everyone wants to be Trent's friend.
Female 1: Wow, check out that sexy piece of hotness over there, he looks like a Trent!

Female 2: (whistles) damn! and look at that sexy booty too! Definitely a Trent!

Certainly agreed.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

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So do we pick the first one and if we want to our favorite one or what? Cause you both didn't seem to go with the first :laugh: so I won't either

Brandon

the most amazing boy you will EVER meet in your life, someone who will care for you and when he's in love he'll never let you go. just wants 1 girl to love him for him, not his looks (even though they're amazing) absolutely great kisser & best boyfriend anyone could ever ask for.

My favorite one

a guy with a huge dick

both seem about right

 

[Lover Boy]

Re: What does your name mean (by Urban Dictionary)

The second one :

 

[The Viper]

Re: What does your name mean (by Urban Dictionary)

Matt

A Matt (or just Mat) will make the best boyfriend/guyfriend ever. With their big brown eyes, and heart-melting smile it's hard not to fall for them. They are different, in a beautiful way. Even though they've had a bad past, you'll never know it. They are really strong people, and they change for the better. They are there when you need them, and they value their friendships. They like to look good, and dress well. Handsome, and charming. Very successful at life, make great Dads. Known to be players but when they meet that special girl, their sold. Matt's come off as tough and solid, but deep down, their soft side comes out and you see the sweet gentleman in them. They're not popular, but not a loner either. Friends love them, and guys want to be him. They have a really laid back attitude about themselves, but at the same time they can be the life of the party. Even though they can be a jerk at times, they mean well and are really the nicest guys ever. If you have a Matt, don't let him go. None other compares.

Damn, the bolded parts are incredibly accurate. I've been told by many girls at my old high school that I have a great smile. I love me. I wouldn't say I'm a player when it comes to normal girls but I'd say I flirt in my own little way.

 

[Death Dealer]

Re: What does your name mean (by Urban Dictionary)

Jesse
A name for a boy who is unlike anyone else. He is extremely good looking, popular, funny, intelligent, athletic, musically inclined, and will understand you completely. All he wants to do is enjoy life without stress or worry. No one can compare to a Jesse. Though he may be misunderstood by many, he is loved by those who do understand him. If you are one to be close to a Jesse, consider yourself lucky because not many are. Everyone should have the chance to get to know a Jesse. They are truly amazing.

I'd say those are accurate for me at least.

Also, legit lol'd at this one.

Jesse
An individual who - at some point in their life - will search their own name on UrbanDictionary.com

 

[Castiel]

Since LB took Dave I'll do David

A man who is above all men. He reads the Urban Dictionary definitions and laughs at them. Some are accurate, some are not. Davids exude confidence. Qualities to look for in a David are tallness, excellent brown hair, sweetness, loves high fives, nerdiness, Marvel Comics titles (Spectacular, Amazing, Astonishing, etc.). A David can laugh in the face of danger. A David has his zombie survival plan all worked out and he knows who he's saving. Davids are generally kind to all who encounter them, but can be protective and territorial. Evildoers beware, because there just might be a David right behind you.

David drives 60 miles down the highway. Tim drives 60 miles down the highway going in the opposite direction. They meet and high-five. To keep the universe balanced a hole is torn to the peanut butter dimension and there is an explosion of peanut buttery epicness.

Aside from the tallness this sounds pretty spot on. I mean, I really do love high fives and peanut butter.

The rest are all about how David's are sexy and such.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

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The second one :

and the thing its that it's true

 

[Swamps]

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Here are mine:

Joshua is a sexy, masculine individual exuding the most desirable of traits. Although Joshua may be timid at first, his genuine and compassionate charm shine through above all things. He can be trusted with any secret and will always pull through even when the going gets tough. His understanding and supportive nature can put anyone at ease as he is never judgmental but rather always willing to listen with an open mind. He is the epitome of a true man.

A guy who is like a book. You can not judge a book by it's cover, looks can decieve. But not with Joshua, he is attractive but his personality is absolutely stunning and unique. You'll find yourself lost with a Joshua. He treats girls with the upmost respect. Loyal he will be, honesty is the best policy for a Joshua. Truth comes with time as long will trust. A good friend he is, he will be open and be there for you till the very end. He is a friend to keep, and a guy to love. Lieing does not go good with a Joshua. Easily hurt may he be, so watch what you say. And jealousy rages through his veins, but love burns and sears through him.

Joshua is the man you've always been looking for, before you realized you were looking for anything at all. He will casually walk into your life and have the natural ability to drastically change it for the better. He wears his heart on his sleeve from day one and is astoundingly consistent, committed, passionate, and patient. He loves to converse, but he also appreciates silence. He loves to work with his hands, create things, hike, play music, but he also loves to simply relax. He loves to learn, but he also loves to teach. He is incredibly independent, but he loves the company of friends, family, and loved ones. Joshua is generally an outgoing individual, but he may be shy when approaching someone he is interested in. He has an odd sense of humor, but it is probably normal considering your own quirky humor. He most likely knows what he wants and will do anything to get it. When he tells you he is in love with you, don't take it for granted because love from a Joshua is probably the best love you'll get.

So all the single ladies of Pulse, I'm ya number one guy ! ... Or some of the ladies who have boyfriends or husbands but just want to upgrade to a beautiful, masculine (but weird) adonis, I'm ya man, lol.

 

[Petty]

Edward
Edward is an English name that means "wealth protector". Edward is a kind, gentle, selfless, loving person. He is very passionate, an amazing lover, a steadfast companion, with a remarkable sense of humor. Edward is very loyal, down to earth, protective, and loves with all of his heart. He is the love of my life..........

Edward, Ed, Eddie, Teddie

edward

A name, not relating to the book "twilight". Most Edwards are ashamed to be associated with such an embarrassment of a book. Every time a girl meets an edward, some instinct in their deranged little fan-girl heads causes them to blurt out "OMG EDWARD LYKE EDWARD CULLEN OMGOMGOMGOMG<3333333333 ARE YOU A VAMPIRE?!"

ound:

Edward
A general descriptor for one endowed with a gigantic cock of elephant proportions

That will be all sirs. ound:

 

[Wang Chung]

Sorry for the bump on an old thread but I saw this and realized that I did not do this. So here it is:

kevin
basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.

And:

Kevin
An amazing guy who is so funny, and wonderful. Someone who can brighten anyone's day no matter how sad they are. He's sweet, and handsome. He can be sarcastic but he gets it from me, well some of it. He gets scared of nonscary things, and he has an amazing sense of style with wicked hair to accompany it. His smile is adorable, and his laugh is too. He smells like heaven, even though I don't know the exact name of the cologne he uses. I can pretty much say that I'm in love with this guy, entirely. His name means more to me than it would to anyone else, and I'm pretty sure of that.

I would say pretty accurate.

 

[Fuji Vice]

As a fellow Kevin, I agree.

 

[Swamps]

I'm jealous of you huge dick bastards....

 

[Wang Chung]

I'm jealous of you huge dick bastards....

Don't be jealous be happy for us.

 

[Swamps]

*Fakes a smile* I'm happy for you Gents! *Mumbles under my breath.. (I hate you!)*