What does your name mean? (by Urban Dictionary)

[Wang Chung]

*Fakes a smile* I'm happy for you Gents! *Mumbles under my breath.. (I hate you!)*

*smirks* its ok and pats on the shoulder.

Turns head with big grin on face

 

[Hoss]

We in this bitch

Jesse

A name for a boy who is unlike anyone else. He is extremely good looking, popular, funny, intelligent, athletic, musically inclined, and will understand you completely. All he wants to do is enjoy life without stress or worry. No one can compare to a Jesse. Though he may be misunderstood by many, he is loved by those who do understand him. If you are one to be close to a Jesse, consider yourself lucky because not many are. Everyone should have the chance to get to know a Jesse. They are truly amazing.

Another term for perfection.
He makes a girl feel like she is the only girl alive.
Amazing kisser and super amazing cuddler.

Anyone named Jesse will never die a virgin. '

A very manly man.

What a fucking romantic. I admit I know my way around a woman.

 

[The Great Cochrane]

Alex

Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.

Girl: yeah he is sooo Alex

The most amazing guy ive ever met.
Alex is someone who knows how to love.

You know they're always there for you.
And when you express your feelings, he's still there for you unlike many jackasses.

A universally well-recognized unisexual name.

Often derived used as a shortened name for names like (but not limited to): Alexandra, Alexander, Alexandria, Alexa, Alexandra the Queen, Alexander the Great, AlexAlexAlex.

"Hi! My name is Alexander the Great, but you can call me Alex"

Not too shabby if I say so myself.

 

[Starlight]

LOL, I have no idea why I even put my name in it.

Ashleigh
A really beautiful girl. Often loves and cares for many people
One day, Ashleigh sucked my dick, she was so caring!

ashleigh
a pretty girl who is confident in what she does.
very trust worthy and easy to talk to.
usually one of the nicest women you'll ever meet.
always has an interesting story to tell
boy 1: man I'm just having a terrible day. my gf broke up with me and I just need a nice girl who won't break my heart.

boy 2: sorry man I just don't care. maybe if you meet an ashleigh she will help you out. or you might fall in love with her

boy 1: thanks man. I'll go talk to the one in my math class

A Girl who is a good lover and a good looker with the right moves and loving heart and won't take shit from anyone and doesnt give a shit what other people say about her.
Dude: See that ashleigh chick? She hot isn't she?
Dude2: Yeah i see her and nawh she is

smexi not hot "SMEXI"

Ashleigh
The most beautiful girl in the universe, where none in future, past or the present could ever compete with. However sometimes cold and unfeeling; she is always friendly and pleasant upon first contact. Incredibly intellegent and loves/hates teaching math to her best friend. Invincible in a catfight. Loves music and has a passion for the piano as well as figure skating. Infallible speller and gramatic princess with a mean shark bite.

A girl whom the words amazing, phenomenal, astonishing, brilliant, awe-inspiring, divine, startling, excellent, surprising, fabulous, incredible, magnificent, marvelous, outstanding, remarkable, astounding, stupendous, fantastic, awesome, sensational, something else, staggering, fine, super, tremendous, gorgeous, unheard-of, miraculous, wondrous, stunning, 'a vision', and aesthetic don't even begin to describe.

Often reffered and compared to (as) a 'butterfly', or just 'B'. I wish I was an Ashleigh. Or at least her best friend. See that Ashleigh? I want her really bad. All the boys and girls crave me because I'm an Ashleigh! Hey Butterfly! I mean, Ashleigh!
"I wish I was an Ashleigh. Or at least her best friend."

"See that Ashleigh? I want her really bad."

"All the boys and girls crave me because I'm an Ashleigh!"

"Hey Butterfly! I mean, Ashleigh!"

My jaw dropped open. Are they serious with these describing sentences?