Re: UWF SmackDown! 11/30/13: Shark/Ed/Sami v. Kennedy/Carlito/Booker
GIVE ME A SHELL YEAH!
[video=youtube;bu8F3-2xEc0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu8F3-2xEc0[/video]
The sound of shattering glass is followed by the guitar lead of 'I Come From The Water' by rock outfit The Toadies and this can only mean one thing as the crowd jump to their feet in appreciation of the man who walks from behind the curtain onto the stage, Shark Boy. 'The Shellraiser' himself wastes little time in stomping down the ramp with his head bobbing from side to side, mouthing off to whomever he wants to, he then slides into the ring and heads straight for the top rope where he throws out his Fin Salute to the crowd before jumping down and heading to the opposite corner to face the hard camera side and does the same thing before stepping down and grabbing a microphone.
Shark Boy: Last Saturday night on Smackdown, Shark Boy made his come back to the professional wrestling business. Shark Boy made his way out from the back, he stomped down that ramp and he Chummered Rick Martel back into retirement!. And so started the return of Shark Boy. Now I know a lot of y'all folks in the crowd are too young to remember Shark Boy's first run back in the UCW so let me fill ya in. Shark Boy was the perennial underdog, nobody ever gave ol' Shark Boy a chance but Shark Boy proved everybody wrong. Shark Boy beat the best they had to offer but one thing Shark Boy just couldn't get done was winning a World Title. I mean sure, Shark Boy had his fun, drank himself some beers, had himself some brawls and picked up some nice little titles along the way but the big one just seemed to get away from Shark Boy's bite. Which is part of the reason why I came back this past Saturday night, because I realized that sittin' at home with Shark Girl ain't gon' get me what I want, and what I want is a World Title belt.
The crowd pop for Shark Boy and the idea of him as a World Champion in UWF.
And I realized just how to get that title and that's by walkin' in here, kickin' down every door in my way and by kickin' bass each and every night until they've got no other choice but to give ol' Sharky an opportunity. Now this week Shark Boy's got an opportunity to open a big ol' can of Bass Whip because it's gonna be a Six Man Tag Team Match, that's right Shark Boy's gonna line three sorry sumbitches up and knock 'em down with the Chummer, and one of them opponents was just out here and he's the UWF Hardcore Champion, Mister Kennedy. Now I don't know if the peroxide from yer stupid bleached hair has gotten into yer mind and messed ya up, but the last time I checked a Hardcore Champion don't walk away from potential competition, the Hardcore Champion is supposed to be the toughest son of a bitch on the roster... but here we are standin' in the ring and young Kenneth has decided to high-tail it well that don't slide with Shark Boy, EH-EH!
The crowd pop as Shark Boy goes on the assault.
Ken Kennedy, you sorry son of a bitch, you better not get too comfy with that Hardcore Title belt around your waist because I may just decide to take it on my way to the top and put it around the waist of the toughest S.O.B to walk down that ramp on Saturday nights, and that's Shark Boy!. And as for the other two?, the less said the better, Carlito?, all I got to say to you is keep the apples in the back because if you so much as look at me with it in yer hand I'll walk on over take it outta yer hand and shove it up yer 'Caribbean Cool' bass. And then there's Booker, King Booker, well you know what I said there about Carlito and his dumb little apple?, well apply that to your crown and you've got the right image. And if you'd like to see Shark Boy take King Booker's crown and shove it up his Royal bass GIVE ME A SHEEEELL YEAH!
The crowd together in unison yell 'SHELL YEAH!' to the delight of Shark Boy who is nodding his head.
So Sami Callihan and Eddie Guerrero, as much as you two know that Shark Boy don't trust nobody, you best believe that Shark Boy's ready to kick some bass for the team cause for one week only and afterwards?, I say we go out and drink ourselves some cold beers in celebration of whippin' all that bass... AND THAT'S THE FISHIN' LIIIIINE... 'COS SHARK BOY SAID SO!
The crowd are cheering for Shark Boy until...
[video=youtube;bu8F3-2xEc0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu8F3-2xEc0[/video]
The sound of shattering glass is followed by the guitar lead of 'I Come From The Water' by rock outfit The Toadies and this can only mean one thing as the crowd jump to their feet in appreciation of the man who walks from behind the curtain onto the stage, Shark Boy. 'The Shellraiser' himself wastes little time in stomping down the ramp with his head bobbing from side to side, mouthing off to whomever he wants to, he then slides into the ring and heads straight for the top rope where he throws out his Fin Salute to the crowd before jumping down and heading to the opposite corner to face the hard camera side and does the same thing before stepping down and grabbing a microphone.
Shark Boy: Last Saturday night on Smackdown, Shark Boy made his come back to the professional wrestling business. Shark Boy made his way out from the back, he stomped down that ramp and he Chummered Rick Martel back into retirement!. And so started the return of Shark Boy. Now I know a lot of y'all folks in the crowd are too young to remember Shark Boy's first run back in the UCW so let me fill ya in. Shark Boy was the perennial underdog, nobody ever gave ol' Shark Boy a chance but Shark Boy proved everybody wrong. Shark Boy beat the best they had to offer but one thing Shark Boy just couldn't get done was winning a World Title. I mean sure, Shark Boy had his fun, drank himself some beers, had himself some brawls and picked up some nice little titles along the way but the big one just seemed to get away from Shark Boy's bite. Which is part of the reason why I came back this past Saturday night, because I realized that sittin' at home with Shark Girl ain't gon' get me what I want, and what I want is a World Title belt.
The crowd pop for Shark Boy and the idea of him as a World Champion in UWF.
And I realized just how to get that title and that's by walkin' in here, kickin' down every door in my way and by kickin' bass each and every night until they've got no other choice but to give ol' Sharky an opportunity. Now this week Shark Boy's got an opportunity to open a big ol' can of Bass Whip because it's gonna be a Six Man Tag Team Match, that's right Shark Boy's gonna line three sorry sumbitches up and knock 'em down with the Chummer, and one of them opponents was just out here and he's the UWF Hardcore Champion, Mister Kennedy. Now I don't know if the peroxide from yer stupid bleached hair has gotten into yer mind and messed ya up, but the last time I checked a Hardcore Champion don't walk away from potential competition, the Hardcore Champion is supposed to be the toughest son of a bitch on the roster... but here we are standin' in the ring and young Kenneth has decided to high-tail it well that don't slide with Shark Boy, EH-EH!
The crowd pop as Shark Boy goes on the assault.
Ken Kennedy, you sorry son of a bitch, you better not get too comfy with that Hardcore Title belt around your waist because I may just decide to take it on my way to the top and put it around the waist of the toughest S.O.B to walk down that ramp on Saturday nights, and that's Shark Boy!. And as for the other two?, the less said the better, Carlito?, all I got to say to you is keep the apples in the back because if you so much as look at me with it in yer hand I'll walk on over take it outta yer hand and shove it up yer 'Caribbean Cool' bass. And then there's Booker, King Booker, well you know what I said there about Carlito and his dumb little apple?, well apply that to your crown and you've got the right image. And if you'd like to see Shark Boy take King Booker's crown and shove it up his Royal bass GIVE ME A SHEEEELL YEAH!
The crowd together in unison yell 'SHELL YEAH!' to the delight of Shark Boy who is nodding his head.
So Sami Callihan and Eddie Guerrero, as much as you two know that Shark Boy don't trust nobody, you best believe that Shark Boy's ready to kick some bass for the team cause for one week only and afterwards?, I say we go out and drink ourselves some cold beers in celebration of whippin' all that bass... AND THAT'S THE FISHIN' LIIIIINE... 'COS SHARK BOY SAID SO!
The crowd are cheering for Shark Boy until...