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UWF Friday Night Smackdown February 22nd Edition!
[video=youtube;WLaKoFClGkU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLaKoFClGkU[/video]
'Re-Education' by US Punk outfit Rise Against plays over the audio system as Smackdown kicks off. Pyro shoots out of every imaginable orifice of the arena as the camera pans around showing the excited fans who jump up and down, fists in the air, awaiting the Smackdown action that is due to proceed. The camera continues to pan the arena before settling on our announce team of Good Ol' JR, Jim Ross and 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper!.
Jim Ross: Welcome to UWF Friday Night Smackdown everyone! As always, I am Good Ol' JR, Jim Ross and with me is my partner "Rowdy" Roddy Piper! Say hello to the world Rowdy!
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper: Hello and Ross, we've got one hell of a show for the people tonight!
JR: Yes we do! We have three matches that have the potential to steal the show.
Piper: Not only that Ross, but we're just two nights away from Smackdown taking it to Raw and showing them who's boss.
JR: Roddy is obviously referring to the Tag Team Championship Match this Sunday at No Way Out. And I must agree with you, I hope Ambrose and Cena find a way to retain.
JR: It’s time for our first contest of the evening. Last week, Triple H made is in ring return to UWF in a loss at the hands of the Rated R Superstar Edge. This week, Triple H goes one on one with Mister Money in The Bank Bray Wyatt.
Lillian Garcia: The following Match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Greenwich, Connecticuit, weighing in at 265 pounds, "The Game" Triple H!
IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME
...
TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!
MWU HA HA HA HA HA!
[video=youtube;QbtTgkdIOiM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbtTgkdIOiM[/video]
The fans in attendance erupt into cheers as the well-known Motörhead theme begins to blare over the PA system, letting everyone within earshot know that they're about to be joined by the one and only Triple H. In no time at all, he walks out onto the stage, his head hung as he stands there, the neon lights flashing on his body. He looks up and sprays water forward from his mouth as he makes his way down the ramp. Once arriving at the bottom of it, he climbs onto the ring apron and takes a drink from the water bottle he's carrying, throwing it down as he looks out into the crowd before throwing his head and arms back, spraying water into the air. Triple H enters the ring through the ropes and motions to the ringside official for a microphone. He is granted one as the lights come up and his music fades out to silence.
Lillian Garcia: And his opponent, from Lafayette, Lousiana, weighing in at 295 pounds, he is Mister Money in The Bank; Bray Wyatt!
[video=youtube;1r38RZnUfYE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r38RZnUfYE[/video]
The theme music of Mister Money in The Bank begins to play and the fans begin to boo. Wyatt soon walks out onto the stage, shouting out bible verses to each member of the "unwashed masses". Wyatt continues to make his way towards the ring as the heat rains down on him. Tonight, there is no Cousin Eli, it's just Wyatt going at it alone. He soon enters the ring and waits for his opponent.
Ding
Ding
Ding
The bell sounds and the first match of the evening is now underway. Triple H and Wyatt meet in the center of the ring before locking up to begin. Hunter is able to push Wyatt backwards onto the far ropes before Mister Money in The Bank surprises The Game with a standing switch, forcing Hunter onto the ropes instead. Wyatt quickly follows up with a right hand to the midsection, knocking all the air out of Triple H’s lungs. Wyatt grabs Hunter by the arm and Irish whips the Cerebral Assassin across the ring. Hunter reverses and shoots Wyatt off instead. Wyatt runs the ropes and as he comes back, Hunter lowers his head and sends the Y.E.S member flying high into the air with a back body drop. Wyatt’s back hits the mat hard, but The Game isn’t finished. As Wyatt lies on the canvas, Triple H uses the near ropes to pick up speed before delivering an elevated knee drop down across Wyatt’s throat. Wyatt gasps for air as Triple H performs a lateral press and goes for the first cover of the match…
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Wyatt kicks out!
Triple H gets to his feet right before Wyatt rolls to a knee. Hunter quickly pounces on Wyatt, delivering a stiff right hand to Wyatt’s forehead. Wyatt staggers backwards but remains on his knees just long enough for Triple H to deliver another right hand to the face. Triple H follows the right hand up with a knife edge chop directly to Wyatt’s chest. The fans “Woo†in homage to Triple H’s mentor and Smackdown General Manager Ric Flair…
JR: Look at the effect that chop had on Wyatt’s chest!
The knife edge chop hits Wyatt so hard that Mister Money in The Bank is forced off his knees and to his feet. Triple H’s hand leaves a red imprint on Wyatt’s chest and the Cerebral Assassin begins to target it. Hunter delivers another knife edge directly to Wyatt’s chest which knocks Wyatt backwards into the corner. Triple H goes right after him, grabbing him by the arm and Irish whipping him across the ring. Like Triple H earlier, Wyatt reverses and shoots Hunter off instead. Wyatt puts more force behind his counter and the added momentum causes Triple H to stumble out of the corner as he hits the turnbuckle pad. He stumbles right into the waiting arms of Bray Wyatt, who wraps both arms around Triple H’s waist before picking him up off his feet and performing a side belly to belly suplex. Triple H hits the mat hard as Wyatt gets to his feet and uses the near ropes to gain momentum before driving all of his way down on Triple H’s chest with a back senton splash. Triple H coughs and grabs his midsection as the three hundred plus pounder goes for a cover…
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Triple H kicks out!
Piper: Stay down and become enlightened Hunter!
As he kicks out, Triple H rolls to the far side of the ring. Hunter uses the near turnbuckle pad to get to his feet. As Triple H gets up, Wyatt rushes across the ring and looks for an Avalanche Splash. Triple H sees him coming and is able to move out of the way. Wyatt hits the turnbuckle chest first and Triple H is able to grab his neck from behind and bring him down onto the mat with a reverse neckbreaker. As Wyatt hits the canvas, Triple H floats over and goes for another cover…
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Wyatt rolls a shoulder!
As Wyatt still holds onto his neck, Triple H grabs the big man by the head and lifts him to his feet. Hunter wastes no time throwing Wyatt’s arm over his shoulder before lifting Mister Money in The Bank high in the air…
JR: Look at the elevation!
Triple H holds Wyatt high up for what seems like an eternity. In all actuality, it’s only about ten seconds, but it’s long enough for all of the blood to rush to Wyatt’s head before dropping Wyatt on his back with a high vertical suplex. The ring shakes as Wyatt’s big frame lands on it. Triple H wastes no time going for another cover…
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Wyatt kicks out!
Triple H gets back to his feet and watches as Bray Wyatt rolls onto his side. The Game begins stalking Wyatt, waiting for the big man to get to his feet. Wyatt begins to stir; unaware that Triple H is ready to put him away. Wyatt makes it to his feet and Triple H meets him with a boot tom the midsection. Triple H quickly places Wyatt’s head between his legs before hooking both arms…
JR: Here we go!
Before Hunter can perform his patented finishing maneuver, Wyatt is able to lift Triple H up with a back body drop and send the Game down onto the mat…
Piper: Brilliant counter Ross!
Triple H doesn’t stay down long. He’s quickly on his feet, as is Wyatt. Triple H charges at his opponent, but Wyatt catches him off guard with a clothesline. Triple H hits the canvas, but gets to his feet again. Hunter doesn’t give Wyatt the opportunity to strike this time. He swings wildly at Mister Money in The Bank. Wyatt is ready for Tripe H and ducks under before wrapping both of his arms around Triple H’s waist and lifting The Game off his feet…
JR: This doesn’t bode well for The King of Kings!
Wyatt holds Triple H up in the air before bringing the Game down spine first onto his knee with a bone shattering backbreaker. The Game cries out in pain as Wyatt forces him down onto the canvas and goes for another cover…
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Triple H rolls a shoulder!
After kicking out, Triple H rolls onto his back to avoid being covered by Wyatt again. This works in Wyatt’s advantage as the big man gets to his feet and once again uses the ropes to pick up speed before delivering another senton splash, this time onto the back of Triple H. The Game cries out in pain as Wyatt gets back to his feet and uses the ropes yet again to gain momentum…
Piper: He’s going to cripple The Game Ross! I love it! You can’t stop the army tank with the Ferrari engine!
As Wyatt prepares to deliver another senton splash onto Triple H’s back, The Game manages to roll out of the way and Wyatt hits nothing but canvas….
JR: And Wyatt went to the well one too many times!
Both men lie on the canvas and the referee begins counting both of them out…
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Both men get up on opposing sides of the ring. They meet in the center and Wyatt looks for a right hand. Triple H manages to block and lands a right of his own. This knocks Wyatt backwards and Hunter connects with another. The second right hand knocks Wyatt onto the ropes and Triple H grabs him by the arm and Irish whips him across the ring. Wyatt counters and shoots Hunter off instead. Hunter runs the ropes and as he comes back at Wyatt, Mister Money in The Bank lowers his head in anticipation for a back body drop. Hunter sees it coming and is able to put the brakes on before delivering his patented Facebuster, which knocks Wyatt onto the mat. Although frustrated, Wyatt doesn’t stay on the mat for long. He gets right back up to his feet and charges at Triple H. Triple H ducks under and Wyatt’s momentum takes him off the far ropes. Wyatt comes back at Triple H, who manages to lift him off the mat before performing the patented Double A Spinebuster. A reinvigorated Triple H gets to his feet before posing for the fans, which get to their feet and begin cheering for The Game. Hunter begins stalking Wyatt as Mister Money in The Bank tries to get to his feet…
JR: Triple H’s got that look in his eyes!
Piper: Stay away Bray!
An exhausted and out of Bray Wyatt doesn’t heed Rowdy Piper’s warning. Instead, Mister Money in The Bank staggers to his feet and Triple H meets him with a boot to the stomach. Hunter quickly places Wyatt’s head between his legs and hooks the arms before leaving his feet and hitting the Pedigree!
JR: Pedigree!
The fans erupt as Triple H hits the Pedigree. Triple H soon follows this up by shooting the half and going for the cover on a knocked out Bray Wyatt…
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Ding
Ding
Ding
Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner; “The Game†Triple H!
The fans get to their feet and cheer as Motorhead’s “The Game†plays and a victorious Triple H gets to his feet and raises his arm in victory. Triple H climbs the top rope and poses for the entire arena, who cheers for him…
JR: And Triple H picks up a huge victory over a very game Bray Wyatt!
Piper: Wyatt was so close Ross! I really thought he had him!
Triple H hops down from the top rope before leaving the ring and heading up the ramp as Smackdown heads backstage.
Matt Striker: My guest at this time, Damien Sandow.
The crowd boos as Sandow walks on screen
Matt Striker: Now Damien-
Damien Sandow: That is Mr. Sandow, thank you.
Striker rolls his eyes for a moment before continuing.
Matt Striker: Mr. Sandow, I’d like to get your thoughts on this recent war between the members of Your Enlightened Saviors and The Kings of Wrestling.
Damien Sandow: War? There is no war, I am far too busy to waste my precious time worrying about some fictitious war that our aged and addled General Manager, those ignoramuses in the audience, and the deplorable duo of Jeff Jarrett and Alberto Del Rio. I however understand why you may see it, as our war is against ignorance itself and it is not far off to see these two men as ignorance incarnate. I am an important man, I am here to save the UWF audience and frankly my focus is far beyond these two imbeciles.
Matt Striker: Well considering Bray Wyatt and yourself came up short to this team just last week-
Damien Sandow: Excuse me but you are mistake Matthew, was I pinned on the last serial?
Matt Striker: no but-
Damien Sandow: And who was the man who pinned Jeff Jarrett in a singles bout a fortnight ago?
Matt Striker: Well that was you, however-
Damien Sandow: And that is not even including the Survivor Series event where I lead my team against his in victory, I have proven on multiple occasions that I am far above these two ignoramuses. And tonight, once I’ve bested Alberto there will be no more reason for me to prove how superior I am to them as I would have defeated both of them in singles competition. I’ve bested so many greats on this serial, that this wealthy ignoramus will simply be another night in the long series of lessons leading up to my grand stage. I am your savior, and you all can deny it as long as you want because once you are saved from this ineptitude you shall all be thanking me for opening your minds and all the doors that have been shut in front of you in the process. Now before you ask another irrelevant and abhorrent question, I've decided that this concludes our interview, good day sir.
Sandow takes a step to one side, but stops, he takes a step back.
Damien Sandow: You’re Welcome
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Who will survive the Elimination Chamber?
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The cameras cut to the back during the Smackdown taping and we see Alberto Del Rio getting ready for his match with Damien Sandow. Ricardo helps his friend and employer put the finishing touches on when, suddenly, Double J, Jeff Jarrett and his beautiful bride, Karen, pop into the scene.
Jeff Jarrett: BERT! RICKY!
Alberto lights up: Jeffery! Dear Karen, do good to see the both of you!
Jeff Jarrett: Hey, just wanted to wish ya luck against old 'pink panties' although you really don't need any luck at all! Way I see it, you got this under control. But, just in case, Ol' Double J will be close by!
Alberto smiles: Good. Good. You never know what his friends have planned. But, as far as our dear Mr. Sandow goes, I have this. I have never been more prepared for a match. And I always have Ricardo watching my back.
Jarrett seems assured but suddenly looks a little frustrated.
Jeff Jarrett: I know. You just don't know how bad I want to put these idiots away! They've brought down the whole damned show and have become a nuisance for every brand. Luckily enough somebody finally stripped them of the tag titles. I could think of no other group that deserves belts the least around here!
Karen and Ricardo nod in agreement as Del Rio steps up to his friend, Jeff Jarrett; putting his hand on the Tennessean's shoulder.
Alberto Del Rio: You listen to me, Jeff Jarrett! Tonight, I pay Sandow back for all the inslults, dirty tricks and attacks. Then, we destroy YES for good. THEN, we make our challenge for the UWF tag titles.
Jarrett smiles real big: No only challenge, but WIN us some tag titles!
The scene ends with a lot of high fives and hell yeahs as it fades to black.
We head backstage to see Dean Ambrose holding one of the cameras in a room by himself.
Dean Ambrose
At No Way Out, John Cena and myself have to deal with two sniveling cowards. One thinks what I did to him was because I was afraid. The other has been completely silent, regretting his whole career here in UWF because he's done nothing but get handed opportunities and he's failed at all of them. I'm almost ashamed to fight these two. And this is happening at a pay per view. I would much rather face any tag team. I don't care if I have to fight YES every month. Hell I'd rather fight those two idiots on NXT. At least they want to prove themselves unlike these cowards. Even the team I'm fighting tonight is a bigger challenge for me.
I can't say anything about Daniel Bryan that I haven't said before but Edge on the other hand. A man who thinks he has what it takes to become World Heavyweight Champion. WWE Champion maybe but not UWF World Heavyweight Champion. This is the big leagues. Only the best can be on top and sadly edge, you just don't make the cut. Like I told Jeff, I used to watch you growing up. Your career is something to be admired but the thing is, it must kill you inside knowing that I've become a World Heavyweight Champion much more faster and earlier in my career than you. And to think, I'll only go up from here. I am on a path of destruction. If Edge wants to keep the longevity of his career, he needs to step aside and just let me beat Daniel Bryan for the 100th time but then again, that wouldn't be very fun and I want to have some fun with you.
Dean Ambrose laughs before dropping the camera and walking out the room.
Piper: We’re going to see the continuation of a very personal rivalry Ross. It’s time for Y.E.S’ Damien Sandow to finally put that Mexican jumping bean in his place.
Lillian Garcia: The following Match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from San Alto Paulo, California, he is the "Intellectual Savior of The Masses, Damien Sandow!
[video=youtube;t0fXXBeeKBY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0fXXBeeKBY[/video]
The audience immediately boos, as Sandow emerges on stage with a microphone in hand. He holds up both his hands to the audience as if he's getting cheered before he begins to make his way down to the ring his arms up the entire time, before he makes it to ringside.
Lillian Garcia: Ladies and Gentlemen, Alberto Del Rio's personal ring announcer, Ricardo Rodriguez!
[video=youtube;g9qQSyXNKro]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9qQSyXNKro[/video]
As we see Del Rio ride into the arena with one of his collection of cars, a sleek black Bentley, we hear the familiar voice of Alberto’s personal ring announcer, Ricardo Rodrigeuz making his announcement over the blaring of the expensive car horn. The crowd gives Ricardo as well as Alberto a standing ovation!
Ponte de pie, señoras y señores!
Bienvenido a la arena, la segunda mitad de los reyes de la montaña!
Él es el hijo favorito de todo México!
La tercera generación por excelencia!
Cabalga en como en un semental negro!
Se ha enfrentado a la gigante y, sin embargo, se queda quieto!
Él es mi amigo y mi empoyer!
Alberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttooooooooooooooooo o Dellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiioooooooooooooooo oo!
Del Rio honks the horn on the car before parking it on the side of the entrance ramp. Del Rio soon exits the car before hopping onto the ramp and basking in the ambiance as the pyro shoot off behind him.
Del Rio soon makes his way down the ramp and enters the ring, waiting for his opponent.
Ding
Ding
Ding
The bell sounds and Sandow versus Del Rio is now underway. The two meet in the center of the ring and lock up with Sandow quickly catching Del Rio with a side headlock. Del Rio steps backwards onto the near ropes before shooting Sandow off of him and across the ring. Sandow runs the ropes and comes back at Del Rio, who falls to his stomach. Sandow hops over Del Rio, who quickly gets back to his feet and delivers a standing dropkick to Sandow’s face. The Intellectual Savior of the masses hits the canvas and Del Rio goes for the first cover of the match…
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Sandow kicks out!
As soon as Sandow kicks out, Del Rio grabs him by the arm and lifts him to his feet. Del Rio delivers a series of elbows to Sandow’s right arm, looking to soften it up…
JR: Del Rio looking to weaken Sandow for that Cross Armbreaker that he’s become famous for!
After delivering the elbows, Del Rio wraps Sandow’s arm around his waist and jettisons Sandow into the corner, driving the arm directly into the steel ring pole. Sandow groans as his shoulder hits steel before Del Rio pulls him out of the corner and throws him onto the mat before covering him again…
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Sandow kicks out!
As Sandow kicks out, he rolls to the far corner of the ring and uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet. Alberto Del Rio watches on as Sandow picks himself up in the corner. As he does, Del Rio sprints across the ring and looks to deliver a running enziguiri. As he’s incoming, Sandow is able to duck under the kick and Del Rio lands hard on his back. As Del Rio hits the canvas, Sandow grabs both of Del Rio’s legs and stacks him on his shoulders for a pinfall…
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Del Rio kicks out!
Both men manage to get to their feet at the same time and Del Rio looks for a clothesline. Sandow ducks under it and grabs Del Rio by the back of the neck, pulling him downwards with a reverse neckbreaker. As Del Rio holds his neck in pain, Sandow shakes the feeling back into his arm before going for another cover….
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Del Rio kicks out again!
JR: And it looks like the tide has turned in Sandow’s favor!
As Del Rio lies on the canvas, the intellectual savior of the masses gets to his feet and motions to the crowd before delivering the Elbow of Disdain directly down onto Del Rio’s chest. Sandow follows this up with yet another cover….
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Del Rio kicks out again!
As Del Rio kicks out, Sandow goes for the far corner of the ring before lifting himself off the mat and to the middle rope. Sandow watches as Del Rio picks himself up and as he does, Sandow leaps off the middle rope, performing a Blockbuster like neckbreaker on Del Rio. The Mexican Aristocrat falls to the canvas and Sandow gets back to his feet…
Piper: Del Rio looks out of it!
Sandow quickly grabs Del Rio by the head before wrapping both of Del Rio’s arms around his throat…
JR: This isn’t good for Del Rio!
Sandow quickly spins before dropping Del Rio with Terminus! The crowd boos as the enlightened savior drops Del Rio and goes for a cover….
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Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner, Damien Sandow!
Piper: YES! Sandow wins again!
Sandow gets to his feeet after being victorious. The referee goes to raise Sandow’s hand, but Sandow will not allow it. Instead, Sandow dusts himself off before leaving the ring as Smackdown heads elsewhere.
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Who will The Miz choose to face at WrestleMania?
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We are taken to the back where Edge has been confronted by an interviewer.
The Rated R European Champion Edge:
So here we are… finally a chance for the world to see and understand that Ambrose is nothing compared to me. That John Boy has only been getting lucky each and every time and when push comes to shove he really just doesn’t have what it takes. That he never had what it took to be a true star. That he is nothing more than just a flash in the pan. Just a piece of lucky crap that gets cleaned up and sprayed to smell good and fresh each time. But this time John Boy… this time you will be exposed. This time the whole world will see you for the farce that you are. And then maybe… just maybe finally everyone can shut up about you as they will see that there is only one guy on Smackdown that is worthy of challenging for the title and that is me.
I mean really even my tag partner Daniel “Nerdy†Bryan isn’t worthy. I don’t even know why we had to be paired up. The guy isn’t worthy of lacing my boots. He got lucky that one time we had our match and ever since then he has made sure to avoid being in the same ring as me. But guess what you vegan sack of old lettuce… you will be in the same ring as me and I don’t care that you are on my team… I’m looking out for one man and one man only and you are looking at him. You will recognize that you are not in my league. John Boy will realize that he does not belong in the same ring as me. And when I take apart our world champion… he will demand to be put in a match against me at Mania. And then the truth will finally be set free and soon all of you pathetic nobodies will understand what I have been preaching for all these months.
Everything has come to this point. This point that I WILL headline WrestleMania. And on the biggest stage of them all… not some lowly PPV… but WrestleMania I will have my crowning moment where I will defeat the seemingly unbeatable Ambrose for his precious world title. I will be the one that walks out the champ and from that point on there will be no denying the truth. No more denying who the true face of Smackdown has been. It is only a matter of time so make sure you watch closely as I steal the show and show the world why The Rated R European Champion is the true champion of Smackdown. And is the one true champion of UWF.
Edge turns away.
JR: It’s time for our Main Event of the evening. Just two days before their World Tag Team Championship defense, Dean Ambrose and John Cena take on the team of the Television Champion Daniel Bryan and the European Champion Edge!
Lillian Garcia: The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 236 pounds, he is reigning UWF European Champion "The Rated R Superstar" Edge!
YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME?
YOU DON’T KNOW ME!
[video=youtube;dKSJN3WWR3E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKSJN3WWR3E[/video]
It's been a long time, been a long time comin
Looks like the death of me now
But you know, there's no turning back now
This is what makes me - this is what I am
Edge walks out and the boos from the crowd almost drown out the music
He simply smiles as the boos rain down on him. He makes it down to the middle of the ramp and does his signature pose.
He makes his way down to the ring and slides in under the bottom rope.
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The crowd immediately breaks into a chorus of boos as 1 half of the UWF Tag Team Champions Daniel Bryan, the self-proclaimed “Best Wrestler In The World†makes his way from the back. Much to the crowd's chagrin, he is in a great mood here tonight. Bryan has his tag team Championship wrapped firmly around his waist as he chants "Yes" over and over again before entering the ring.
Lillian Garcia: And his tag team partner, from Aberdeen Washington, he is the UWF Television Champion, Daniel Bryan.
Lillian Garcia: And his opponent, from West Newbury, Massachussetts, weighing in at 246 pounds, he is one half of the UWF Tag Team Champions, John Cena!
"BRRRRR - RAPIDOOOO!"
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"My Time Is Now" starts playing and out walks John Cena onto the stage. As always, Cena is in his usual jovial mood. He runs across the stage, yelling and enjoying himself with the fans. Cena hads back center stage before throwing up his marine signal and running down the ramp before sliding into the ring. Once there, Cena throws his hat into the stands before waiting for his opponent.
Lillian Garcia: And his partner ,from Cincinatti, Ohio, weighing in at 225 pounds, he is one half of the UWF Tag Team Champions and the World Heavweight Champion, Dean Ambrose!
Cause Really I'm A Psycho
[video=youtube;B8ehdkBucSc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ehdkBucSc[/video]
The crazy World Heavyweight Champion comes out to the ring to the biggest pop of the night so far. The sadistic Ambrose looks determined and angry, not a good combination for his opponent. Ambrose gets into the ring as quickly as he can before turning towards the crowd and the cameras to taunt. He then begins to lean on the ring ropes, smirking, but also watching around before taking off his jacket, and continuously rocking, waiting for the match to begin
Ding
Ding
Ding
The bell sounds and our main event has now begun. To start for his team is the UWF Television Champion Daniel Bryan. On the far side of the ring, it is decided that John Cena will begin the match for his team. The two men meet in the center of the ring and lock up to start. Bryan is able to get the upper hand on Cena, performing a go behind hammerlock. Bryan wrenches on Cena’s arm, but Cena manages to counter by dropping to a knee and rolling through, bringing Bryan’s back onto the mat. Bryan quickly counters Cena’s counter by wrapping both of his legs around Cena’s neck with a tight leg scissors. Bryan squeezes his legs together as tightly as he can, trying to choke Cena out. John Cena is just too strong to choke out and the Cenation Leader is able to get to a knee, forcing Bryan onto his back. Cena pushes Bryan backwards and onto his shoulders for the first cover of the match…
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Bryan kicks out!
JR: Quite an exchange at the beginning of this match!
Both Cena and Bryan get to their feet at the same time and Bryan catches Cena with a swift roundhouse kick directly to the chest. The force of the kick causes Cena to drop to a knee and Bryan follows up with another kick to the chest. Cena clutches at the affected area, which allows Bryan to capitalize with a roundhouse to the side of the head…
Piper: What a kick! YES!
The final blow sends Cena to the canvas and Bryan goes for the cover…
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Cena kicks out!
As Cena kicks out, the Television Champion grabs him by the leg and drags him towards his corner. Bryan tags in his partner Edge, before continuing to hold Cena down. Edge enters the ring before lifting himself up off the canvas and to the middle rope and performing an elbow drop down across
Cena’s chest. As Bryan leaves the ring, Edge hooks Cena’s far leg and goes for a cover…
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Cena kicks out!
Edge tags Bryan back into the match before grabbing Cena off the mat and throwing him into their corner. Bryan and Edge take turns driving their boots into John Cena’s midsection as the referee begins scolding the Rated R European Champion, telling him to leave the ring. Edge doesn’t adhere to the official’s words, so he threatens him with a disqualification count…
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Edge finally listens, leaving the ring before the count of five!
JR: Edge was lucky there! Had the referee reached five, he and Bryan would have been disqualified!
As Edge makes his way onto the apron, a beat down John Cena stumbles out of his opponent’s corner. Unluckily for Cena, he stumbles right into Daniel Bryan, who grabs Cena by the arm and throws it over his shoulder, performing a quick snap suplex. As Cena’s back hits the mat, Bryan floats over and goes for another cover…
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Cena kicks out!
As the resilient Cenation Leader kicks out yet again, Daniel Bryan grabs Cena by the arm and places his arm under it before throwing rapid fire back elbows into the side of Cena’s neck. Bryan delivers one elbow, followed by another followed by a third, then a fourth. Bryan finishes his onslaught before tossing Cena’s limp body to the canvas. Bryan gets back to his feet and watches as Cena tries to get to a vertical base. Bryan cocks back and prepares to deliver another roundhouse kick to Cena’s head. As Cena makes it to a knee, Bryan swings for the fences. Cena sees it coming and ducks under it. Bryan’s body does a complete 360 degree turn and as he comes right side around, Cena catches him with a right hand to the midsection. The force knocks Bryan backwards and Cena is able to get to his feet and deliver another right hand to the midsection. Bryan staggers backwards and a fully erect Cena uses the near ropes to pick up some momentum as he goes back on the attack. Cena shoots himself across the ring, but as he does, Daniel Bryan catches him with a running knee to the stomach, turning Cena inside out and halting his momentum…
JR: Just when it looked like Cena was going to start a comeback, Daniel Bryan cuts him off!
After turning Cena inside out with that running knee, Bryan forces the Cenation Leader onto his back and goes for yet another cover…
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Piper: He won’t stay down!
JR: Well Roddy, it does say on his shirt “Never Give Up!â€
As Cena kicks out again, Bryan wraps both of his legs around Cena’s waist, applying another leg scissors. Bryan squeezes as much as he can, putting as much pressure as he can on John Cena’s ribcage and abdomen. Cena tries to fight it off, but he’s so beaten down that he doesn’t have any fight left in him. The official asks John Cena if he wants to give up and Cena refuses. That’s fine with Bryan as the Television Champion applies more pressure, wrapping his legs even more tightly around Cena’s ribs. As Bryan squeezes, the official once again asks Cena if he wants to quit. Cena doesn’t answer. Instead he grabs Bryan’s legs and begins prying them apart…
JR: Unbelievable! How strong is John Cena!
Cena continues pulling Bryan’s legs apart until Cena is able to roll out of the leg scissors…
Piper: He’s free!
John Cena rolls onto his stomach and he tries to catch his breath. Brian manages to get to his feet as Cena gets to a knee. Bryan looks to stay on the attack, charging Cena and looking for a clothesline. Cena sees it coming and ducks under it before running the near ropes and using them to gather momentum. Cena runs the ropes and comes back at Bryan. Both Cena and Bryan leave their feet and each man connects with a Crossbody to the other. Both men lie motionless on the canvas as the referee begins his count…
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JR: And both men are down! Who will get the advantage?
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Both men begin crawling towards their respective corners!
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JR: And here comes the World’s Champion!
The Little Rock crowd gets on their feet as the World Heavyweight Champion enters the match for the very first time. On the other side of the ring, the Rated R Superstar Edge gets the tag and enters the ring too. Both men charge each other and Edge goes for a clothesline. Ambrose ducks under it before spinning Edge around and lifting him off the canvas, hitting a Spinning Sideslam…
JR: Moxocity!
After surprising Edge with the Moxocity, Dean Ambrose goes for the cover…
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Edge kicks out!
Ambrose gets to his feet and grabs Edge by the hair and tries to lift the European Champion to his feet. Edge is able to wrap both of his arms around Ambrose’s waist and toss him overhead with a bridging Northern Lights Suplex. The referee drops down and counts yet another fall…
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Ambrose kicks out!
After kicking out, both men manage to get to their feet. Ambrose swings wildly with a clothesline. It misses its mark and Edge catches Ambrose with a boot to the stomach before hooking his head and hitting the Edgecution DDT…
Piper: What a DDT!
As Ambrose’s head bounces off the canvas, the Rated R Superstar gets to his feet before heading to the far corner of the ring and dropping into a crouching position…
JR: You have to know what Edge is thinking!
Edge begins stalking the World Heavyweight Champion, patiently waiting for him to get to his feet. Ambrose begins to stir and Edge prepares to deliver the final blow. As Ambrose gets up, Edge is about to take off when he is tapped on his shoulder by Daniel Bryan…
JR: Daniel Bryan just tagged himself in!
Bryan enters the ring and motions for Edge to leave. Edge gets in Bryan’s face and Bryan tells Edge “If anyone’s going to beat him, it’s going to be me!†Edge shakes his head before exiting the ring. But as Edge and Bryan had their confrontation, Dean Ambrose was able to tag in John Cena to the delight of the fans…
Piper: Mister Fruity Pebble is back!
Cena enters the ring and Bryan rushes him. Cena ducks under and runs off the far ropes before coming back at Bryan and hitting him with a running shoulder tackle. Bryan hits the canvas but manages to get to his feet, only to have Cena hit him with another running shoulder tackle. Once again, Bryan hits the canvas, but gets up again. Bryan swings wildly at Cena, who ducks under and hoists Bryan off the mat before powering him down with a spinout powerbomb. Cena gets back to his feet and throws his right arm into the air to a huge mixed reaction from the fans. As always, the “Let’s Go Cena, Cena Sucks†begin to pick up. Cena can only smirk as he bends down and tells Bryan that “You Can’t See Me†before bouncing off the near ropes and delivering the famous Five Knuckle Shuffle…
JR: Five Knuckle Shuffle!!
Cena gets back to his feet and begins stalking Daniel Bryan. Bryan starts to shake of the cobwebs and begins to pull himself together. He starts getting to his feet and John Cena loses his patience and grabs Bryan, lifting him onto his shoulders in a Fireman’s Carry…
Piper: Not again!
As Cena lifts Bryan up, he staggers over towards Bryan’s corner. Bryan reaches his arm and begs Edge to tag him in. Edge just stares at Bryan’s arm before dropping off the apron and backing up the ramp…
JR: Where’s Edge going?!
Edge turns his back on Bryan and begins heading up the ramp. Inside the ring, Bryan delivers elbows to the side of Cena’s head, causing Cena to stagger back towards his corner. Cena drops Bryan and out of nowhere, he feels a slap on his back. The World Heavyweight Champion just tagged himself in. Cena looks at Ambrose with a shocked expression on his face. Daniel Bryan drops to a knee, unaware that his greatest rival is in the ring. Ambrose points a gun at Bryan’s face before charging Bryan and delivering the Knee Trembler directly to Bryan’s temple…
Piper: That knee! It needs to be illegal!
After hitting the Knee Trembler, Ambrose drags Bryan away from the ropes and goes for the cover as John Cena looks on…
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Lillian Garcia: Here are your winners, the UWF Tag Team Champions, John Cena and the World Heavyweight Champion Dean Ambrose!
JR: What a match!
The Tag Team Champions have their arms raised by the referee before being handed their titles. Cena never takes his eyes off Ambrose as the World Heavyweight Champion climbs the top turnbuckle and celebrates the victory…
Piper: I might not like these two, but I hope they retain on Sunday!
Smackdown goes off the air with Ambrose celebrating while John Cena stares at him uneasily.
Credits
Promos: Respective TTers
Everything Else: Cwalker
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'Re-Education' by US Punk outfit Rise Against plays over the audio system as Smackdown kicks off. Pyro shoots out of every imaginable orifice of the arena as the camera pans around showing the excited fans who jump up and down, fists in the air, awaiting the Smackdown action that is due to proceed. The camera continues to pan the arena before settling on our announce team of Good Ol' JR, Jim Ross and 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper!.
Jim Ross: Welcome to UWF Friday Night Smackdown everyone! As always, I am Good Ol' JR, Jim Ross and with me is my partner "Rowdy" Roddy Piper! Say hello to the world Rowdy!
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper: Hello and Ross, we've got one hell of a show for the people tonight!
JR: Yes we do! We have three matches that have the potential to steal the show.
Piper: Not only that Ross, but we're just two nights away from Smackdown taking it to Raw and showing them who's boss.
JR: Roddy is obviously referring to the Tag Team Championship Match this Sunday at No Way Out. And I must agree with you, I hope Ambrose and Cena find a way to retain.
JR: It’s time for our first contest of the evening. Last week, Triple H made is in ring return to UWF in a loss at the hands of the Rated R Superstar Edge. This week, Triple H goes one on one with Mister Money in The Bank Bray Wyatt.
Lillian Garcia: The following Match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Greenwich, Connecticuit, weighing in at 265 pounds, "The Game" Triple H!
IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME
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TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!
MWU HA HA HA HA HA!
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The fans in attendance erupt into cheers as the well-known Motörhead theme begins to blare over the PA system, letting everyone within earshot know that they're about to be joined by the one and only Triple H. In no time at all, he walks out onto the stage, his head hung as he stands there, the neon lights flashing on his body. He looks up and sprays water forward from his mouth as he makes his way down the ramp. Once arriving at the bottom of it, he climbs onto the ring apron and takes a drink from the water bottle he's carrying, throwing it down as he looks out into the crowd before throwing his head and arms back, spraying water into the air. Triple H enters the ring through the ropes and motions to the ringside official for a microphone. He is granted one as the lights come up and his music fades out to silence.
Lillian Garcia: And his opponent, from Lafayette, Lousiana, weighing in at 295 pounds, he is Mister Money in The Bank; Bray Wyatt!
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The theme music of Mister Money in The Bank begins to play and the fans begin to boo. Wyatt soon walks out onto the stage, shouting out bible verses to each member of the "unwashed masses". Wyatt continues to make his way towards the ring as the heat rains down on him. Tonight, there is no Cousin Eli, it's just Wyatt going at it alone. He soon enters the ring and waits for his opponent.
Ding
Ding
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The bell sounds and the first match of the evening is now underway. Triple H and Wyatt meet in the center of the ring before locking up to begin. Hunter is able to push Wyatt backwards onto the far ropes before Mister Money in The Bank surprises The Game with a standing switch, forcing Hunter onto the ropes instead. Wyatt quickly follows up with a right hand to the midsection, knocking all the air out of Triple H’s lungs. Wyatt grabs Hunter by the arm and Irish whips the Cerebral Assassin across the ring. Hunter reverses and shoots Wyatt off instead. Wyatt runs the ropes and as he comes back, Hunter lowers his head and sends the Y.E.S member flying high into the air with a back body drop. Wyatt’s back hits the mat hard, but The Game isn’t finished. As Wyatt lies on the canvas, Triple H uses the near ropes to pick up speed before delivering an elevated knee drop down across Wyatt’s throat. Wyatt gasps for air as Triple H performs a lateral press and goes for the first cover of the match…
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Wyatt kicks out!
Triple H gets to his feet right before Wyatt rolls to a knee. Hunter quickly pounces on Wyatt, delivering a stiff right hand to Wyatt’s forehead. Wyatt staggers backwards but remains on his knees just long enough for Triple H to deliver another right hand to the face. Triple H follows the right hand up with a knife edge chop directly to Wyatt’s chest. The fans “Woo†in homage to Triple H’s mentor and Smackdown General Manager Ric Flair…
JR: Look at the effect that chop had on Wyatt’s chest!
The knife edge chop hits Wyatt so hard that Mister Money in The Bank is forced off his knees and to his feet. Triple H’s hand leaves a red imprint on Wyatt’s chest and the Cerebral Assassin begins to target it. Hunter delivers another knife edge directly to Wyatt’s chest which knocks Wyatt backwards into the corner. Triple H goes right after him, grabbing him by the arm and Irish whipping him across the ring. Like Triple H earlier, Wyatt reverses and shoots Hunter off instead. Wyatt puts more force behind his counter and the added momentum causes Triple H to stumble out of the corner as he hits the turnbuckle pad. He stumbles right into the waiting arms of Bray Wyatt, who wraps both arms around Triple H’s waist before picking him up off his feet and performing a side belly to belly suplex. Triple H hits the mat hard as Wyatt gets to his feet and uses the near ropes to gain momentum before driving all of his way down on Triple H’s chest with a back senton splash. Triple H coughs and grabs his midsection as the three hundred plus pounder goes for a cover…
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Triple H kicks out!
Piper: Stay down and become enlightened Hunter!
As he kicks out, Triple H rolls to the far side of the ring. Hunter uses the near turnbuckle pad to get to his feet. As Triple H gets up, Wyatt rushes across the ring and looks for an Avalanche Splash. Triple H sees him coming and is able to move out of the way. Wyatt hits the turnbuckle chest first and Triple H is able to grab his neck from behind and bring him down onto the mat with a reverse neckbreaker. As Wyatt hits the canvas, Triple H floats over and goes for another cover…
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Wyatt rolls a shoulder!
As Wyatt still holds onto his neck, Triple H grabs the big man by the head and lifts him to his feet. Hunter wastes no time throwing Wyatt’s arm over his shoulder before lifting Mister Money in The Bank high in the air…
JR: Look at the elevation!
Triple H holds Wyatt high up for what seems like an eternity. In all actuality, it’s only about ten seconds, but it’s long enough for all of the blood to rush to Wyatt’s head before dropping Wyatt on his back with a high vertical suplex. The ring shakes as Wyatt’s big frame lands on it. Triple H wastes no time going for another cover…
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Wyatt kicks out!
Triple H gets back to his feet and watches as Bray Wyatt rolls onto his side. The Game begins stalking Wyatt, waiting for the big man to get to his feet. Wyatt begins to stir; unaware that Triple H is ready to put him away. Wyatt makes it to his feet and Triple H meets him with a boot tom the midsection. Triple H quickly places Wyatt’s head between his legs before hooking both arms…
JR: Here we go!
Before Hunter can perform his patented finishing maneuver, Wyatt is able to lift Triple H up with a back body drop and send the Game down onto the mat…
Piper: Brilliant counter Ross!
Triple H doesn’t stay down long. He’s quickly on his feet, as is Wyatt. Triple H charges at his opponent, but Wyatt catches him off guard with a clothesline. Triple H hits the canvas, but gets to his feet again. Hunter doesn’t give Wyatt the opportunity to strike this time. He swings wildly at Mister Money in The Bank. Wyatt is ready for Tripe H and ducks under before wrapping both of his arms around Triple H’s waist and lifting The Game off his feet…
JR: This doesn’t bode well for The King of Kings!
Wyatt holds Triple H up in the air before bringing the Game down spine first onto his knee with a bone shattering backbreaker. The Game cries out in pain as Wyatt forces him down onto the canvas and goes for another cover…
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Triple H rolls a shoulder!
After kicking out, Triple H rolls onto his back to avoid being covered by Wyatt again. This works in Wyatt’s advantage as the big man gets to his feet and once again uses the ropes to pick up speed before delivering another senton splash, this time onto the back of Triple H. The Game cries out in pain as Wyatt gets back to his feet and uses the ropes yet again to gain momentum…
Piper: He’s going to cripple The Game Ross! I love it! You can’t stop the army tank with the Ferrari engine!
As Wyatt prepares to deliver another senton splash onto Triple H’s back, The Game manages to roll out of the way and Wyatt hits nothing but canvas….
JR: And Wyatt went to the well one too many times!
Both men lie on the canvas and the referee begins counting both of them out…
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Both men get up on opposing sides of the ring. They meet in the center and Wyatt looks for a right hand. Triple H manages to block and lands a right of his own. This knocks Wyatt backwards and Hunter connects with another. The second right hand knocks Wyatt onto the ropes and Triple H grabs him by the arm and Irish whips him across the ring. Wyatt counters and shoots Hunter off instead. Hunter runs the ropes and as he comes back at Wyatt, Mister Money in The Bank lowers his head in anticipation for a back body drop. Hunter sees it coming and is able to put the brakes on before delivering his patented Facebuster, which knocks Wyatt onto the mat. Although frustrated, Wyatt doesn’t stay on the mat for long. He gets right back up to his feet and charges at Triple H. Triple H ducks under and Wyatt’s momentum takes him off the far ropes. Wyatt comes back at Triple H, who manages to lift him off the mat before performing the patented Double A Spinebuster. A reinvigorated Triple H gets to his feet before posing for the fans, which get to their feet and begin cheering for The Game. Hunter begins stalking Wyatt as Mister Money in The Bank tries to get to his feet…
JR: Triple H’s got that look in his eyes!
Piper: Stay away Bray!
An exhausted and out of Bray Wyatt doesn’t heed Rowdy Piper’s warning. Instead, Mister Money in The Bank staggers to his feet and Triple H meets him with a boot to the stomach. Hunter quickly places Wyatt’s head between his legs and hooks the arms before leaving his feet and hitting the Pedigree!
JR: Pedigree!
The fans erupt as Triple H hits the Pedigree. Triple H soon follows this up by shooting the half and going for the cover on a knocked out Bray Wyatt…
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Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner; “The Game†Triple H!
The fans get to their feet and cheer as Motorhead’s “The Game†plays and a victorious Triple H gets to his feet and raises his arm in victory. Triple H climbs the top rope and poses for the entire arena, who cheers for him…
JR: And Triple H picks up a huge victory over a very game Bray Wyatt!
Piper: Wyatt was so close Ross! I really thought he had him!
Triple H hops down from the top rope before leaving the ring and heading up the ramp as Smackdown heads backstage.
Matt Striker: My guest at this time, Damien Sandow.
The crowd boos as Sandow walks on screen
Matt Striker: Now Damien-
Damien Sandow: That is Mr. Sandow, thank you.
Striker rolls his eyes for a moment before continuing.
Matt Striker: Mr. Sandow, I’d like to get your thoughts on this recent war between the members of Your Enlightened Saviors and The Kings of Wrestling.
Damien Sandow: War? There is no war, I am far too busy to waste my precious time worrying about some fictitious war that our aged and addled General Manager, those ignoramuses in the audience, and the deplorable duo of Jeff Jarrett and Alberto Del Rio. I however understand why you may see it, as our war is against ignorance itself and it is not far off to see these two men as ignorance incarnate. I am an important man, I am here to save the UWF audience and frankly my focus is far beyond these two imbeciles.
Matt Striker: Well considering Bray Wyatt and yourself came up short to this team just last week-
Damien Sandow: Excuse me but you are mistake Matthew, was I pinned on the last serial?
Matt Striker: no but-
Damien Sandow: And who was the man who pinned Jeff Jarrett in a singles bout a fortnight ago?
Matt Striker: Well that was you, however-
Damien Sandow: And that is not even including the Survivor Series event where I lead my team against his in victory, I have proven on multiple occasions that I am far above these two ignoramuses. And tonight, once I’ve bested Alberto there will be no more reason for me to prove how superior I am to them as I would have defeated both of them in singles competition. I’ve bested so many greats on this serial, that this wealthy ignoramus will simply be another night in the long series of lessons leading up to my grand stage. I am your savior, and you all can deny it as long as you want because once you are saved from this ineptitude you shall all be thanking me for opening your minds and all the doors that have been shut in front of you in the process. Now before you ask another irrelevant and abhorrent question, I've decided that this concludes our interview, good day sir.
Sandow takes a step to one side, but stops, he takes a step back.
Damien Sandow: You’re Welcome
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Who will survive the Elimination Chamber?
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The cameras cut to the back during the Smackdown taping and we see Alberto Del Rio getting ready for his match with Damien Sandow. Ricardo helps his friend and employer put the finishing touches on when, suddenly, Double J, Jeff Jarrett and his beautiful bride, Karen, pop into the scene.
Jeff Jarrett: BERT! RICKY!
Alberto lights up: Jeffery! Dear Karen, do good to see the both of you!
Jeff Jarrett: Hey, just wanted to wish ya luck against old 'pink panties' although you really don't need any luck at all! Way I see it, you got this under control. But, just in case, Ol' Double J will be close by!
Alberto smiles: Good. Good. You never know what his friends have planned. But, as far as our dear Mr. Sandow goes, I have this. I have never been more prepared for a match. And I always have Ricardo watching my back.
Jarrett seems assured but suddenly looks a little frustrated.
Jeff Jarrett: I know. You just don't know how bad I want to put these idiots away! They've brought down the whole damned show and have become a nuisance for every brand. Luckily enough somebody finally stripped them of the tag titles. I could think of no other group that deserves belts the least around here!
Karen and Ricardo nod in agreement as Del Rio steps up to his friend, Jeff Jarrett; putting his hand on the Tennessean's shoulder.
Alberto Del Rio: You listen to me, Jeff Jarrett! Tonight, I pay Sandow back for all the inslults, dirty tricks and attacks. Then, we destroy YES for good. THEN, we make our challenge for the UWF tag titles.
Jarrett smiles real big: No only challenge, but WIN us some tag titles!
The scene ends with a lot of high fives and hell yeahs as it fades to black.
We head backstage to see Dean Ambrose holding one of the cameras in a room by himself.
Dean Ambrose
At No Way Out, John Cena and myself have to deal with two sniveling cowards. One thinks what I did to him was because I was afraid. The other has been completely silent, regretting his whole career here in UWF because he's done nothing but get handed opportunities and he's failed at all of them. I'm almost ashamed to fight these two. And this is happening at a pay per view. I would much rather face any tag team. I don't care if I have to fight YES every month. Hell I'd rather fight those two idiots on NXT. At least they want to prove themselves unlike these cowards. Even the team I'm fighting tonight is a bigger challenge for me.
I can't say anything about Daniel Bryan that I haven't said before but Edge on the other hand. A man who thinks he has what it takes to become World Heavyweight Champion. WWE Champion maybe but not UWF World Heavyweight Champion. This is the big leagues. Only the best can be on top and sadly edge, you just don't make the cut. Like I told Jeff, I used to watch you growing up. Your career is something to be admired but the thing is, it must kill you inside knowing that I've become a World Heavyweight Champion much more faster and earlier in my career than you. And to think, I'll only go up from here. I am on a path of destruction. If Edge wants to keep the longevity of his career, he needs to step aside and just let me beat Daniel Bryan for the 100th time but then again, that wouldn't be very fun and I want to have some fun with you.
Dean Ambrose laughs before dropping the camera and walking out the room.
Piper: We’re going to see the continuation of a very personal rivalry Ross. It’s time for Y.E.S’ Damien Sandow to finally put that Mexican jumping bean in his place.
Lillian Garcia: The following Match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from San Alto Paulo, California, he is the "Intellectual Savior of The Masses, Damien Sandow!
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The audience immediately boos, as Sandow emerges on stage with a microphone in hand. He holds up both his hands to the audience as if he's getting cheered before he begins to make his way down to the ring his arms up the entire time, before he makes it to ringside.
Lillian Garcia: Ladies and Gentlemen, Alberto Del Rio's personal ring announcer, Ricardo Rodriguez!
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As we see Del Rio ride into the arena with one of his collection of cars, a sleek black Bentley, we hear the familiar voice of Alberto’s personal ring announcer, Ricardo Rodrigeuz making his announcement over the blaring of the expensive car horn. The crowd gives Ricardo as well as Alberto a standing ovation!
Ponte de pie, señoras y señores!
Bienvenido a la arena, la segunda mitad de los reyes de la montaña!
Él es el hijo favorito de todo México!
La tercera generación por excelencia!
Cabalga en como en un semental negro!
Se ha enfrentado a la gigante y, sin embargo, se queda quieto!
Él es mi amigo y mi empoyer!
Alberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttooooooooooooooooo o Dellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiioooooooooooooooo oo!
Del Rio honks the horn on the car before parking it on the side of the entrance ramp. Del Rio soon exits the car before hopping onto the ramp and basking in the ambiance as the pyro shoot off behind him.
Del Rio soon makes his way down the ramp and enters the ring, waiting for his opponent.
Ding
Ding
Ding
The bell sounds and Sandow versus Del Rio is now underway. The two meet in the center of the ring and lock up with Sandow quickly catching Del Rio with a side headlock. Del Rio steps backwards onto the near ropes before shooting Sandow off of him and across the ring. Sandow runs the ropes and comes back at Del Rio, who falls to his stomach. Sandow hops over Del Rio, who quickly gets back to his feet and delivers a standing dropkick to Sandow’s face. The Intellectual Savior of the masses hits the canvas and Del Rio goes for the first cover of the match…
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Sandow kicks out!
As soon as Sandow kicks out, Del Rio grabs him by the arm and lifts him to his feet. Del Rio delivers a series of elbows to Sandow’s right arm, looking to soften it up…
JR: Del Rio looking to weaken Sandow for that Cross Armbreaker that he’s become famous for!
After delivering the elbows, Del Rio wraps Sandow’s arm around his waist and jettisons Sandow into the corner, driving the arm directly into the steel ring pole. Sandow groans as his shoulder hits steel before Del Rio pulls him out of the corner and throws him onto the mat before covering him again…
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Sandow kicks out!
As Sandow kicks out, he rolls to the far corner of the ring and uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet. Alberto Del Rio watches on as Sandow picks himself up in the corner. As he does, Del Rio sprints across the ring and looks to deliver a running enziguiri. As he’s incoming, Sandow is able to duck under the kick and Del Rio lands hard on his back. As Del Rio hits the canvas, Sandow grabs both of Del Rio’s legs and stacks him on his shoulders for a pinfall…
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Del Rio kicks out!
Both men manage to get to their feet at the same time and Del Rio looks for a clothesline. Sandow ducks under it and grabs Del Rio by the back of the neck, pulling him downwards with a reverse neckbreaker. As Del Rio holds his neck in pain, Sandow shakes the feeling back into his arm before going for another cover….
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Del Rio kicks out again!
JR: And it looks like the tide has turned in Sandow’s favor!
As Del Rio lies on the canvas, the intellectual savior of the masses gets to his feet and motions to the crowd before delivering the Elbow of Disdain directly down onto Del Rio’s chest. Sandow follows this up with yet another cover….
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Del Rio kicks out again!
As Del Rio kicks out, Sandow goes for the far corner of the ring before lifting himself off the mat and to the middle rope. Sandow watches as Del Rio picks himself up and as he does, Sandow leaps off the middle rope, performing a Blockbuster like neckbreaker on Del Rio. The Mexican Aristocrat falls to the canvas and Sandow gets back to his feet…
Piper: Del Rio looks out of it!
Sandow quickly grabs Del Rio by the head before wrapping both of Del Rio’s arms around his throat…
JR: This isn’t good for Del Rio!
Sandow quickly spins before dropping Del Rio with Terminus! The crowd boos as the enlightened savior drops Del Rio and goes for a cover….
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Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner, Damien Sandow!
Piper: YES! Sandow wins again!
Sandow gets to his feeet after being victorious. The referee goes to raise Sandow’s hand, but Sandow will not allow it. Instead, Sandow dusts himself off before leaving the ring as Smackdown heads elsewhere.
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Who will The Miz choose to face at WrestleMania?
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We are taken to the back where Edge has been confronted by an interviewer.
The Rated R European Champion Edge:
So here we are… finally a chance for the world to see and understand that Ambrose is nothing compared to me. That John Boy has only been getting lucky each and every time and when push comes to shove he really just doesn’t have what it takes. That he never had what it took to be a true star. That he is nothing more than just a flash in the pan. Just a piece of lucky crap that gets cleaned up and sprayed to smell good and fresh each time. But this time John Boy… this time you will be exposed. This time the whole world will see you for the farce that you are. And then maybe… just maybe finally everyone can shut up about you as they will see that there is only one guy on Smackdown that is worthy of challenging for the title and that is me.
I mean really even my tag partner Daniel “Nerdy†Bryan isn’t worthy. I don’t even know why we had to be paired up. The guy isn’t worthy of lacing my boots. He got lucky that one time we had our match and ever since then he has made sure to avoid being in the same ring as me. But guess what you vegan sack of old lettuce… you will be in the same ring as me and I don’t care that you are on my team… I’m looking out for one man and one man only and you are looking at him. You will recognize that you are not in my league. John Boy will realize that he does not belong in the same ring as me. And when I take apart our world champion… he will demand to be put in a match against me at Mania. And then the truth will finally be set free and soon all of you pathetic nobodies will understand what I have been preaching for all these months.
Everything has come to this point. This point that I WILL headline WrestleMania. And on the biggest stage of them all… not some lowly PPV… but WrestleMania I will have my crowning moment where I will defeat the seemingly unbeatable Ambrose for his precious world title. I will be the one that walks out the champ and from that point on there will be no denying the truth. No more denying who the true face of Smackdown has been. It is only a matter of time so make sure you watch closely as I steal the show and show the world why The Rated R European Champion is the true champion of Smackdown. And is the one true champion of UWF.
Edge turns away.
JR: It’s time for our Main Event of the evening. Just two days before their World Tag Team Championship defense, Dean Ambrose and John Cena take on the team of the Television Champion Daniel Bryan and the European Champion Edge!
Lillian Garcia: The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 236 pounds, he is reigning UWF European Champion "The Rated R Superstar" Edge!
YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME?
YOU DON’T KNOW ME!
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It's been a long time, been a long time comin
Looks like the death of me now
But you know, there's no turning back now
This is what makes me - this is what I am
Edge walks out and the boos from the crowd almost drown out the music
He simply smiles as the boos rain down on him. He makes it down to the middle of the ramp and does his signature pose.
He makes his way down to the ring and slides in under the bottom rope.
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The crowd immediately breaks into a chorus of boos as 1 half of the UWF Tag Team Champions Daniel Bryan, the self-proclaimed “Best Wrestler In The World†makes his way from the back. Much to the crowd's chagrin, he is in a great mood here tonight. Bryan has his tag team Championship wrapped firmly around his waist as he chants "Yes" over and over again before entering the ring.
Lillian Garcia: And his tag team partner, from Aberdeen Washington, he is the UWF Television Champion, Daniel Bryan.
Lillian Garcia: And his opponent, from West Newbury, Massachussetts, weighing in at 246 pounds, he is one half of the UWF Tag Team Champions, John Cena!
"BRRRRR - RAPIDOOOO!"
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"My Time Is Now" starts playing and out walks John Cena onto the stage. As always, Cena is in his usual jovial mood. He runs across the stage, yelling and enjoying himself with the fans. Cena hads back center stage before throwing up his marine signal and running down the ramp before sliding into the ring. Once there, Cena throws his hat into the stands before waiting for his opponent.
Lillian Garcia: And his partner ,from Cincinatti, Ohio, weighing in at 225 pounds, he is one half of the UWF Tag Team Champions and the World Heavweight Champion, Dean Ambrose!
Cause Really I'm A Psycho
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The crazy World Heavyweight Champion comes out to the ring to the biggest pop of the night so far. The sadistic Ambrose looks determined and angry, not a good combination for his opponent. Ambrose gets into the ring as quickly as he can before turning towards the crowd and the cameras to taunt. He then begins to lean on the ring ropes, smirking, but also watching around before taking off his jacket, and continuously rocking, waiting for the match to begin
Ding
Ding
Ding
The bell sounds and our main event has now begun. To start for his team is the UWF Television Champion Daniel Bryan. On the far side of the ring, it is decided that John Cena will begin the match for his team. The two men meet in the center of the ring and lock up to start. Bryan is able to get the upper hand on Cena, performing a go behind hammerlock. Bryan wrenches on Cena’s arm, but Cena manages to counter by dropping to a knee and rolling through, bringing Bryan’s back onto the mat. Bryan quickly counters Cena’s counter by wrapping both of his legs around Cena’s neck with a tight leg scissors. Bryan squeezes his legs together as tightly as he can, trying to choke Cena out. John Cena is just too strong to choke out and the Cenation Leader is able to get to a knee, forcing Bryan onto his back. Cena pushes Bryan backwards and onto his shoulders for the first cover of the match…
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Bryan kicks out!
JR: Quite an exchange at the beginning of this match!
Both Cena and Bryan get to their feet at the same time and Bryan catches Cena with a swift roundhouse kick directly to the chest. The force of the kick causes Cena to drop to a knee and Bryan follows up with another kick to the chest. Cena clutches at the affected area, which allows Bryan to capitalize with a roundhouse to the side of the head…
Piper: What a kick! YES!
The final blow sends Cena to the canvas and Bryan goes for the cover…
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Cena kicks out!
As Cena kicks out, the Television Champion grabs him by the leg and drags him towards his corner. Bryan tags in his partner Edge, before continuing to hold Cena down. Edge enters the ring before lifting himself up off the canvas and to the middle rope and performing an elbow drop down across
Cena’s chest. As Bryan leaves the ring, Edge hooks Cena’s far leg and goes for a cover…
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Cena kicks out!
Edge tags Bryan back into the match before grabbing Cena off the mat and throwing him into their corner. Bryan and Edge take turns driving their boots into John Cena’s midsection as the referee begins scolding the Rated R European Champion, telling him to leave the ring. Edge doesn’t adhere to the official’s words, so he threatens him with a disqualification count…
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Edge finally listens, leaving the ring before the count of five!
JR: Edge was lucky there! Had the referee reached five, he and Bryan would have been disqualified!
As Edge makes his way onto the apron, a beat down John Cena stumbles out of his opponent’s corner. Unluckily for Cena, he stumbles right into Daniel Bryan, who grabs Cena by the arm and throws it over his shoulder, performing a quick snap suplex. As Cena’s back hits the mat, Bryan floats over and goes for another cover…
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Cena kicks out!
As the resilient Cenation Leader kicks out yet again, Daniel Bryan grabs Cena by the arm and places his arm under it before throwing rapid fire back elbows into the side of Cena’s neck. Bryan delivers one elbow, followed by another followed by a third, then a fourth. Bryan finishes his onslaught before tossing Cena’s limp body to the canvas. Bryan gets back to his feet and watches as Cena tries to get to a vertical base. Bryan cocks back and prepares to deliver another roundhouse kick to Cena’s head. As Cena makes it to a knee, Bryan swings for the fences. Cena sees it coming and ducks under it. Bryan’s body does a complete 360 degree turn and as he comes right side around, Cena catches him with a right hand to the midsection. The force knocks Bryan backwards and Cena is able to get to his feet and deliver another right hand to the midsection. Bryan staggers backwards and a fully erect Cena uses the near ropes to pick up some momentum as he goes back on the attack. Cena shoots himself across the ring, but as he does, Daniel Bryan catches him with a running knee to the stomach, turning Cena inside out and halting his momentum…
JR: Just when it looked like Cena was going to start a comeback, Daniel Bryan cuts him off!
After turning Cena inside out with that running knee, Bryan forces the Cenation Leader onto his back and goes for yet another cover…
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Cena kicks out again!
Piper: He won’t stay down!
JR: Well Roddy, it does say on his shirt “Never Give Up!â€
As Cena kicks out again, Bryan wraps both of his legs around Cena’s waist, applying another leg scissors. Bryan squeezes as much as he can, putting as much pressure as he can on John Cena’s ribcage and abdomen. Cena tries to fight it off, but he’s so beaten down that he doesn’t have any fight left in him. The official asks John Cena if he wants to give up and Cena refuses. That’s fine with Bryan as the Television Champion applies more pressure, wrapping his legs even more tightly around Cena’s ribs. As Bryan squeezes, the official once again asks Cena if he wants to quit. Cena doesn’t answer. Instead he grabs Bryan’s legs and begins prying them apart…
JR: Unbelievable! How strong is John Cena!
Cena continues pulling Bryan’s legs apart until Cena is able to roll out of the leg scissors…
Piper: He’s free!
John Cena rolls onto his stomach and he tries to catch his breath. Brian manages to get to his feet as Cena gets to a knee. Bryan looks to stay on the attack, charging Cena and looking for a clothesline. Cena sees it coming and ducks under it before running the near ropes and using them to gather momentum. Cena runs the ropes and comes back at Bryan. Both Cena and Bryan leave their feet and each man connects with a Crossbody to the other. Both men lie motionless on the canvas as the referee begins his count…
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JR: And both men are down! Who will get the advantage?
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Both men begin crawling towards their respective corners!
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Both men reach out and tag in their partners
JR: And here comes the World’s Champion!
The Little Rock crowd gets on their feet as the World Heavyweight Champion enters the match for the very first time. On the other side of the ring, the Rated R Superstar Edge gets the tag and enters the ring too. Both men charge each other and Edge goes for a clothesline. Ambrose ducks under it before spinning Edge around and lifting him off the canvas, hitting a Spinning Sideslam…
JR: Moxocity!
After surprising Edge with the Moxocity, Dean Ambrose goes for the cover…
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Edge kicks out!
Ambrose gets to his feet and grabs Edge by the hair and tries to lift the European Champion to his feet. Edge is able to wrap both of his arms around Ambrose’s waist and toss him overhead with a bridging Northern Lights Suplex. The referee drops down and counts yet another fall…
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Ambrose kicks out!
After kicking out, both men manage to get to their feet. Ambrose swings wildly with a clothesline. It misses its mark and Edge catches Ambrose with a boot to the stomach before hooking his head and hitting the Edgecution DDT…
Piper: What a DDT!
As Ambrose’s head bounces off the canvas, the Rated R Superstar gets to his feet before heading to the far corner of the ring and dropping into a crouching position…
JR: You have to know what Edge is thinking!
Edge begins stalking the World Heavyweight Champion, patiently waiting for him to get to his feet. Ambrose begins to stir and Edge prepares to deliver the final blow. As Ambrose gets up, Edge is about to take off when he is tapped on his shoulder by Daniel Bryan…
JR: Daniel Bryan just tagged himself in!
Bryan enters the ring and motions for Edge to leave. Edge gets in Bryan’s face and Bryan tells Edge “If anyone’s going to beat him, it’s going to be me!†Edge shakes his head before exiting the ring. But as Edge and Bryan had their confrontation, Dean Ambrose was able to tag in John Cena to the delight of the fans…
Piper: Mister Fruity Pebble is back!
Cena enters the ring and Bryan rushes him. Cena ducks under and runs off the far ropes before coming back at Bryan and hitting him with a running shoulder tackle. Bryan hits the canvas but manages to get to his feet, only to have Cena hit him with another running shoulder tackle. Once again, Bryan hits the canvas, but gets up again. Bryan swings wildly at Cena, who ducks under and hoists Bryan off the mat before powering him down with a spinout powerbomb. Cena gets back to his feet and throws his right arm into the air to a huge mixed reaction from the fans. As always, the “Let’s Go Cena, Cena Sucks†begin to pick up. Cena can only smirk as he bends down and tells Bryan that “You Can’t See Me†before bouncing off the near ropes and delivering the famous Five Knuckle Shuffle…
JR: Five Knuckle Shuffle!!
Cena gets back to his feet and begins stalking Daniel Bryan. Bryan starts to shake of the cobwebs and begins to pull himself together. He starts getting to his feet and John Cena loses his patience and grabs Bryan, lifting him onto his shoulders in a Fireman’s Carry…
Piper: Not again!
As Cena lifts Bryan up, he staggers over towards Bryan’s corner. Bryan reaches his arm and begs Edge to tag him in. Edge just stares at Bryan’s arm before dropping off the apron and backing up the ramp…
JR: Where’s Edge going?!
Edge turns his back on Bryan and begins heading up the ramp. Inside the ring, Bryan delivers elbows to the side of Cena’s head, causing Cena to stagger back towards his corner. Cena drops Bryan and out of nowhere, he feels a slap on his back. The World Heavyweight Champion just tagged himself in. Cena looks at Ambrose with a shocked expression on his face. Daniel Bryan drops to a knee, unaware that his greatest rival is in the ring. Ambrose points a gun at Bryan’s face before charging Bryan and delivering the Knee Trembler directly to Bryan’s temple…
Piper: That knee! It needs to be illegal!
After hitting the Knee Trembler, Ambrose drags Bryan away from the ropes and goes for the cover as John Cena looks on…
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Ding
Ding
Ding
Lillian Garcia: Here are your winners, the UWF Tag Team Champions, John Cena and the World Heavyweight Champion Dean Ambrose!
JR: What a match!
The Tag Team Champions have their arms raised by the referee before being handed their titles. Cena never takes his eyes off Ambrose as the World Heavyweight Champion climbs the top turnbuckle and celebrates the victory…
Piper: I might not like these two, but I hope they retain on Sunday!
Smackdown goes off the air with Ambrose celebrating while John Cena stares at him uneasily.
Credits
Promos: Respective TTers
Everything Else: Cwalker
That is exactly how I would have wanted it to happen as well. PLus the limited action between Ambrose and Edge... best believe I'm comin for you sucka 
