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'Re-Education' by US Punk outfit Rise Against plays over the audio system as Smackdown kicks off. Pyro shoots out of every imaginable orifice of the arena as the camera pans around showing the excited fans who jump up and down, fists in the air, awaiting the Smackdown action that is due to proceed. The camera continues to pan the arena before settling on our announce team of Good Ol' JR, Jim Ross and 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper!.
Jim Ross: Welcome to UWF Friday Night Smackdown everyone!. As always. I'm good Ol' JR Jim Ross and with me is my broadcast partner, "Rowdy" Roddy Piper!
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper: Thanks Ross! As always, I'm happy to be sitting next to someone who smells like Barbeque sauce.
JR: That's just my natural musk Roddy. Either way, we are just days removed from the Royal Rumble Pay-Per-View and what an event it was. We have a new World's Champion in Dean Ambrose. And from what I'm being told, we're going to hear from the new Champion right now.
Cause Really I'm A Psycho
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Dean Ambrose's music plays as the crowd stands on their feet. Ambrose comes walking out with the World Heavyweight Championship around his waist. He takes it off as he begins walking down the ramp and raises it above his head as the crowd cheers him on. He enters the ring and is handed a mic.
Dean Ambrose
Time and time again, people come out here and exclaim what they're going to accomplish. A lot of them have failed. Only one man can say he's always done what he set's out to do. That man is Dean Ambrose.
The crowd bursts out into cheers as Dean continues on.
Once again I find myself the World Heavyweight Champion. Not that I need this as proof but apparently, decorations are all that matter to the majority of the roster. People think holding a decorative title makes them a champion. They'll cheat to win and take the cowards way out. Not me. I will forever be a true champion. I don't look like a so called marketable champion but it doesn't matter how I look. What matters is that I get the job done. I see people while I'm walking down the halls in the back every week. I see them lifting weights, stretching or running around to get ready for their matches. All they're really accomplishing is making themselves weaker for the night. Our bodies are all capable of the same thing. It doesn't matter who has the best abs or who can lift the most weight. You ever hear of people getting sudden bursts of strength during dire situations? Well what if someone learned to control that ability. What if somebody could use that to their advantage every single night. What if that someone is standing in front of all of you right now? This whole world we live in is all a mental game. The thing is, no one can get inside my head. If they ever did, they'd never be able to get out.
Ambrose starts to laugh maniacally.
Every single person who steps in the ring with me is at a severe disadvantage. Even the cowards who gather together to try and take me out are at a disadvantage. I'm talking about you YES. Normally I don't care to fight cowards such as yourselves but it actually gives me a good challenge. I never know when one of you idiots is going to come out and attack me from behind. Hell you might even do it tonight. I've embarrassed you all time and time again. It's a challenge but not the challenge I want. I want to be truly tested by the best and tonight, I may finally get my wish.
The crowd cheers for upcoming battle between two of the most popular wrestlers in UWF.
Yes tonight will mark one of the if not THE greatest match in Smackdown history. Hardy vs Ambrose in an Extreme Rules match. Anything gos! As much faith as I have in Jeff's capabilities to defeat me, I have more faith in the fact that he will crash and burn. He doesn't have what it takes to get the job done. I plan on exploiting this fault of his while having the time of my life. I will tear Hardy limb from limb. I will send a message to all would be challengers for my championship. I am not to be taken lightly. The whole world will and should be watching this match. Stone Cold Steve Austin may be the longest reigning champion in UWF history, but I will show everyone that I am the best. I will retain my World Heavyweight Championship tonight. That is something no one can deny...But what will happen next week? The answer is simple.
Ambrose pauses as the crowd hangs on to his words.
Whatever the hell I feel like doing.
Ambrose music plays as he exits the ring and heads straight to the back.
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The feed goes backstage as Sandow is walking in the hallways with a scowl look on his face
Off screen someone calls out “Damien†and Sandow stops with a look of almost disgust as he turns towards the voice.
Damien Sandow: It is Mr. Sandow, thank you.
Sandow immediately begins to walk again when the voice calls out “um, Mr. Sandow†Sandow stops once more and as Josh Matthews comes on screen with a microphone.
Josh Matthews: I was wondering if we could get your thoughts on being the runner up of this years Royal Rumble match.
Damien Sandow: And why is that?
Josh Matthews: Well…just to…
Damien Sandow: That is precisely the issue with you interviewers, if you can call yourselves that, you ask questions and yet you do not put thought into the question and you do not even know what answer you seek from said question. You Simply ask that which every other ignoramus in a suit and microphone has asked before you and you call that journalism, Well Joshua
Josh Matthews: It’s just Jo-
Damien Sandow: You do not interrupt the person you are interviewing, because if you are interviewing them that makes them of more importance than you. No one tuned in to tonight's serial for your irrelevant opinion, so simply stand there and hold the microphone up right. You can handle this daunting task can't you?
The crowd in the arena boo as Sandow clears his throat regaining his composure.
Damien Sandow: As I was saying, My thoughts on the travesty that occurred in the Rumble bout are not of importance. What is important is the aftermath, for when I entered the bout I immediately cleared the ring of the pedestrian superstars inside with little effort but because of those peoples selfish and deplorable showing of disrespect towards my character I could not focus on the task at hand which gave that miscreant the fluke victory. But that shall be the final time something of that nature occurs, for now I will no longer take the civilized route to enlightening. I shall now make my message louder and clearer for the stubborn mules in the audience, because whether they like it or not I am their savior, I am their martyr, and I will save them one by one. I am no longer in the mood to attempt to reach a mutual agreement with the sea of ineptitude, for all of you are simply children who whine and cry that they do not want to go the doctor. But You will learn that no matter how scarey it may be, you are going to get your shot so that you can continue to live your life. I tried to be nice about it, but now you have all forced my hand...Perhaps once it's over, and you are no longer plagued with the disease of ignorance you will look back and realize how foolish you all were. And if you need an example of this new method of imparting wisdom, then watch my following bout intently for it is simply the beginning of my new era of enlightenment.
Matthews brings the mic back to say something else, but Sandow grabs his wrist stopping the mic
Damien Sandow: This concludes our interview
Sandow lets go and walks off, but after a moment he returns back on screen.
Damien Sandow: You’re Welcome
Sandow walks off once more.
JR: We’re going to jump right into action tonight ladies and Gentlemen. Our first contest pits former Television and Tag Team Champion Damien Sandow against Eddie Guerrero.
Lillian Garcia: The following Match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from San Alto Paulo, California, he is the "Intellectual Savior of The Masses, Damien Sandow!
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The audience immediately boos, as Sandow emerges on stage with a microphone in hand. He holds up both his hands to the audience as if he's getting cheered before he begins to make his way down to the ring his arms up the entire time, before he makes it to ringside.
Lillian Garcia: And his opponent, from El Paso, Texas, weighing in at 236 pounds, Eddie Guerrero!
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"Coma White" by Marilyn Manson begins to play over the PA system as Smackdown's forgotten talent, Eddie Guerrero, makes his way through the curtain looking very somber and serious as he starts walking down the ramp.
Guerrero continues to walk down the ramp with an angy look on his face before entering the ring and waiting for his opponent.
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The bell sounds and Sandow locks up with Guerrero. Guerrero is quick to apply a side headlock before backing both himself and Sandow up onto the near ropes. Sandow warps both of his arms around Guerrero’s waist before shooting Guerrero off to the far side of the ring. Guerrero runs the ropes and comes back at Sandow, who delivers a stiff shoulder block. Guerrero falls to the canvas and Sandow uses the near ropes to gain momentum before delivering a standing knee drop down across Guerrero’s throat. The former Latino Heat grabs his throat as Sandow goes for the first cover of the evening…
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Guerrero rolls a shoulder!
JR: Sandow’s all over Guerrero in the early goings of this match!
Piper: He’s obviously upset after what happened at the Royal Rumble. He should be going to WrestleMania Ross!
Damien Sandow takes a few steps away from Guerrero as he begins pushing himself to his feet. As Guerrero gets up, Sandow runs towards Latino Heat and delivers a vicious running clothesline that turns Guerrero inside out. As Guerrero hits the canvas, Sandow stands tall over him before posing to the disdain of the fans and proclaiming “You’re Welcome†before delivering the “Elbow of Disdainâ€. Sandow then goes for another cover….
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Guerrero rolls a shoulder!
Sandow gets back to his feet and looks on as Eddie Guerrero tries to get to his feet. Guerrero staggers up and when he does, Sandow grabs both of Guerrero’s arms and wraps them around Latino Heat’s neck before spinning Guerrero around and powering him down onto the canvas with the neckbreaker known as Terminus…
JR: Thanks for coming Eddie Guerrero!
As Guerrero’s neck and head bounce off the canvas, Sandow floats over and covers him…
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Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner, Damien Sandow!
Piper: I told you Ross. Sandow is not in the mood to play games tonight!
Sandow gets to his feet and has his arm risen by the referee. Sandow dusts himself off before snatching his arm away from the official and leaving the ring. As Sandow makes his way up the ramp and to the back, Eddie Guerrero begins to get to his feet in the ring. Guerrero shakes off the effects of what just happened. Before Guerrero can get his bearings together, he is startled by the appearance of the Smackdown General Manager….
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The fans begin to cheer and some begin to bow at the arrival of the legendary "Nature Boy" Ric Flair. Flair makes his way out onto the stage, dressed of course, in a designer suit. Flair has a microphone in hand and doesn't waste any time before addressing the live audience and the world.
Ric Flair: Woo! It feels good to be here in Portland. I've broken a few hearts here and I've left several ladies asking for more if you know what I mean brother. Yeah, you know baby! You can't be the first to ride Space Mountain baby, but after the show, you can be next. I'll call you! Anyway, I'm out here to address what I just saw. Eddie Guerrero! You've been very adamant that you're being underused. You call yourself a potential superstar. Let me tell you something brother, I've got two Hall of Fame rings and I've won sixteen World Championships, so I know something about superstars and Eddie Guerrero, you are no superstar. After the outing you had aganist Jeff Hardy a few weeks ago, your disappointing showing in the Royal Rumble and what I just saw in this ring, Eddie Guerrero, you're not even UWF material. So I came out here to save both the board and myself some time in delivering you a message. Eddie Guerrero, WOO, You're fired brother!
Guerrero can't believe it. He motions for a mic and is handed one and looks to plead his case.
Guerrero: But, Ric....
Flair: You're Gone!
Guerrero: But...
Flair: Canned! Woo!
Guerrero: Let me just...
Flair: Outta here!
An infuriated Guerrero slams the mic on the canvas and leaves the ring as the fans begin to chant "Na na na na na na na Hey Hey Goodbye" directed towards Latino Heat. Guerrero walsk up the ramp and he and Flair have a tense staredown before Flair Woos in his face and Guerrero makes his exit. Smackdown heads elsewhere with Flair dancing on the ramp.
Fade. The camera's open up to find non other than John Cena staring right back down the barrel of the camera. One of the biggest names and faces in U.W.F., as he'd been labeled. The one guy who'd always be there, a man who was more than happy to represent the company. Cena is sporting his typical ring gear, and it seems he is backstage somewhere, ready to begin speaking.
John Cena: Ladies and Gentlemen of the U.W.F. Universe. Welcome, to the special edition of Sunday Night SmackDown. Tonight, as per usual, the show will go ahead according to plan. There will be no hiccups, there will be no mistakes. We shall succeed, as we have and shall continue to do, each and every other week. We're hot off the heels of a successful Royal Rumble pay per view, and boy oh boy, what a night that was. We saw championship changes, we saw a new Rumble winner crowned, we saw one of the most iconic matches in history occur, and history was made every single that night. I'm proud of what this company did, I truly am, a lot of us changed for the better, a lot of us changed for the worse, but there was that one person who's still that arrogant individual. And, that person is none other than the self-proclaimed Rated R European Champion, Edge.
Cena pauses momentarily, as his face appears to be boiling up.
John Cena: Y'see, Edge and I? We have this never-ending rivalry. The Edge vs. John Cena feud as it's grown to become. And from the very moment I got here, it came to be very quickly. Y'know, Edge beat me around that ring for quite some time. He had the "edge" over me for a long time, no pun intended. He was in the back of my mind. He was that number one villain, of sorts. That one guy you always wanted to better than. That one man you always wanted to fight, and ultimately defeat. But most of the time, he always seemed to get the better of me. On the highest order, even though he wasn't the man who ultimately took away my World Heavyweight Championship, he was a powerful factor in that situation. However, for as much as he did get the best of me. He also brought the very best out of me. He pushed me to the limits early on. He took me at a great length of the distance required to be successful in this company. He raised the bar in my eyes, and he set that standard and for that? You have no choice but to respect it.
Cena pauses for a moment, allowing his words to sink in with the viewers, because he's positive most of them at this point are shocked by them.
John Cena: Although I respect what he's done in this business, I simply don't respect the man he is. I mean, how could you? He's highly arrogant, full of excuses, and walks around here and brags, and bitches, and complains, and bitches, and bitches! He expects respect to be shown to him but who does he respect around here? Respect is not something you just go out and expect to take. Respect is earned. And it takes a lot more than one championship to put your name in the lights. You entered this game like a house on fire, but now you've burnt yourself out, you got nothing more to say, and you're fading away, Edge. Fading away to the point you got nothing left to give. So much so, it wouldn't surprise me if you upped and left just like the rest of them before you.
Cena smirks.
John Cena: And, who knows? Maybe if tonight goes your way, you earn that respect. But, the world's not gonna know. I'm not gonna know, and you, most importantly, is not gonna find out. You ask why? Y'see, the Royal Rumble didn't go as I planned. I didn't win the Rumble and my ticket still isn't punched for WrestleMania. That ticket? It still needs to be punched, and this win tonight? It could very well do that. So in my eyes? I need to win. The best thing for me right now is to continue overcoming odds, and win tonight. I need to be able to beat them all as they come forward to stop me. Because I know that If I can do that, they'll know why I will stand as their leader. And they will know, that the time... is... now!
Cena tips his hat at the camera, as the camera's cut.
Jeff Hardy: As time goes by.... As time dwindles away, the seconds they become minutes, and they become hours. I sit here and I breathe in, and I breathe out, breathe in.... breathe out. The body exhales it's excrement and it inhales the nutrients needed to push you through that next exhale. It stores the goodness out of the air and proactively changes it into something extraordinary. A notion, a movement... an inspiration. I can only speak on past experiences but nothing drives a man like an inspiration, as long as the man knows how to evolve it to an aspiration.
Breathe in.... Breathe out.
I have always found inspiration out of staring at a blank wall. The blank wall becomes a canvas and as I fill it, my mind starts to fill up with the ideas and the notions that have made me the man I am. Normally in a current, UWF sense, they would fill full of neon, bright colors,you can't take your eyes off of them they're so.... Vibrant. But this wall is darker. The differences aren't so vivid. Each color seems to blend into each other, your eyes, they don't adjust to the dark because they're used to the light.
Breathe in... Breathe out.
As your eyes get drawn in deeper and deeper into the wall you look past the colors, you look past the render work, you look deep into the bricks and the mortar and you think of the bricks as your life, everything that completes you. Family, friends, hobbies, outlets. All the bricks that culminate into your wall of life. But what is it? What is the mortar that pulls you all together? What intertwines every brick and keeps them as a unit. I guess that's you. You are the one covering every particle. Without you your friends and your family and fall away like rubble running down a mountainside.
Breathe in.... Breathe out.
That may be so but the cracks are starting to show already. The bricks are dislodging, the mortar is wearing thin. The ties in which the wall has stood strong on are falling apart. The first brick has fallen away. As I watch it drop I can see the tint of gold on it, and as it used to proudly display my name, it has now been replace by another. Another man has stolen my brick. He's broken the mortar around it and took it like there was nothing to it. And that's only the beginning. He's dislodged the whole balance of the wall. Other objects are starting to shake. Time to do something Jeff. What are you going to do huh?
Breathe in.... Breathe out..... Breathe in... Breathe....... Breatheee.
Once the wall starts to break, the only way to improve, is to strengthen the mortar that holds it all together. Time to strengthen. Time to break the wall Jeffery.... Time to break through the wall.
Breathe in.......
Breathe out.
JR: Up next, we’re going to see Daniel Bryan defend his Television Championship against the returning Alberto Del Rio.
Piper: We’ve already seen one jumping bean get fired tonight Ross, it’ll make my night to see Bryan make Del Rio tap out in the middle of the ring.
Lillian Garcia: Ladies and Gentlemen, Alberto Del Rio's personal ring announcer, Ricardo Rodriguez!
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As we see Del Rio ride into the arena with one of his collection of cars, a sleek black Bentley, we hear the familiar voice of Alberto’s personal ring announcer, Ricardo Rodrigeuz making his announcement over the blaring of the expensive car horn. The crowd gives Ricardo as well as Alberto a standing ovation!
Ponte de pie, señoras y señores!
Bienvenido a la arena, la segunda mitad de los reyes de la montaña!
Él es el hijo favorito de todo México!
La tercera generación por excelencia!
Cabalga en como en un semental negro!
Se ha enfrentado a la gigante y, sin embargo, se queda quieto!
Él es mi amigo y mi empoyer!
Alberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttooooooooooooooooo o Dellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiioooooooooooooooo oo!
Del Rio honks the horn on the car before parking it on the side of the entrance ramp. Del Rio soon exits the car before hopping onto the ramp and basking in the ambiance as the pyro shoot off behind him.
Del Rio soon makes his way down the ramp and enters the ring, waiting for his opponent.
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The crowd immediately breaks into a chorus of boos as 1 half of the UWF Tag Team Champions Daniel Bryan, the self-proclaimed “Best Wrestler In The World†makes his way from the back. Much to the crowd's chagrin, he is in a great mood here tonight. Bryan has his tag team Championship wrapped firmly around his waist as he chants "Yes" over and over again before entering the ring.
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Lillian Garcia: Introducing first, from Aberdeen Washington, he is the UWF Television Champion, Daniel Bryan.
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The bell sounds and the UWF Television Championship bout is underway. Del Rio and Bryan meet in the center of the ring and the two lock up. Bryan goes behind Del Rio, grabbing hold of Del Rio’s arm. Del Rio responds by throwing a back elbow directly into Bryan’s face. Bryan releases his grip on Del Rio’s arm before running towards the near ropes. Bryan runs after him and as Del Rio comes back at him, Bryan delivers a running knee to the midsection that turns Del Rio inside out. As Del Rio hits the canvas, Bryan forces him down and covers him for the first time in this Championship bout…
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Del Rio kicks out!
As Del Rio kicks out, Bryan grabs Del Rio by the arm and lifts him to his feet. Bryan performs another hammerlock before wrapping Del Rio’s arm around his waist and lifting the Mexican Aristocrat off his feet and performing a back body drop, dropping Del Rio down on his arm and neck. As Del Rio grabs the affected body parts, Bryan goes for another cover…
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Del Rio kicks out again!
JR: Bryan seems to be going for a quick victory.
Piper: Brilliant strategy! Get a quick one and put the jumping bean away!
Del Rio rolls onto his stomach after kicking out and Daniel Bryan looks to go back on the attack. Del Rio gets to a knee and Daniel Bryan quickly delivers a swift roundhouse kick to Del Rio’s chest. Del Rio clenches as Bryan’s boot connects with his pectoral but before Del Rio can prepare himself, Bryan cocks back and delivers a second kick right to Del Rio’s chest. As Del Rio grabs his chest in agony, Bryan cocks back for a third time but this time looks for a roundhouse to the side of the head. Del Rio is able to duck under it and as Bryan missed badly, Del Rio is able to get to his feet and perform a beautiful enziguiri, which catches Bryan in the back of the skull. The Television Champion falls to the canvas and the Challenger quickly goes for a cover…
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Bryan rolls a shoulder!
As Bryan kicks out, he rolls to the far side of the ring. Del Rio gets back to his feet and as Bryan pulls himself to his feet in the far corner, Del Rio charges at him before leaving his feet and performing a Monkey flip, tossing Bryan halfway across the ring. As Bryan hits the mat, Del Rio rushes over to him and performs another cover, hooking both legs for good measure…
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Bryan rolls a shoulder!
JR: Del Rio’s the one in control now. Can he cruise to the Television Championship?
After kicking out, Daniel Bryan rolls out of the ring to avoid anymore of Alberto Del Rio’s offense. Del Rio walks over to the far side of the ring and as Bryan gets to a vertical base, Del Rio leaps over the top rope and crashes down onto the Television Champion with a plancha. The fans get to their feet in approval of Del Rio’s new offense. Del Rio grabs Bryan by the back of the head and rolls the Champion back into the ring before climbing onto the ring apron. The Challenger wastes no time leaping over the top rope, performing a slingshot heelo. As Del Rio flips over the top rope, Bryan gets his knees up and drives both of them into Del Rio’s back. Del Rio rolls around the ring, grabbing his spine but manages to get to a knee. Bryan gets to his feet and staggers over behind Del Rio, wrapping both arms around Del Rio’s waist before throwing him overhead with a German suplex…
Piper: Here we go!
The back of Del Rio’s head bounces off the canvas as Daniel Bryan manages to keep his arms locked around the Aristocrat’s waist. Bryan manages to lift both himself and Del Rio back to their feet before performing another German suplex. Once again, Del Rio’s head hits the canvas hard. Bryan gets back to his feet, bringing Del Rio along for the trip. And for the third and final time, Daniel Bryan performs a German suplex on Alberto Del Rio, this time releasing his grip on the Mexican…
JR: Bryan completes the hat trick!
As Del Rio lies motionless on the canvas, Bryan leaves the ring through the ropes and walks across the apron before climbing to the top rope. Bryan motions for the people momentarily before leaping off the top rope and performing a diving headbutt directly down onto Alberto Del Rio…
Piper: Shades of the Dynamite Kid!
After hitting the high impact move, Bryan goes for a cover, hooking both legs…
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Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner and still UWF Television Champion, Daniel Bryan!
Daniel Bryan’s theme music plays and the fans boo the reigning and defending Television Champion. As the Champion gets to his feet and is handed his title, he notices Alberto Del Rio. Del Rio has rolled onto his stomach and Bryan quickly drops his title on the canvas before jumping on Del Rio and applying the YES Lock submission hold….
JR: This is just uncalled for!
Bryan looks to inflict as much pain possible with the YES Lock. The official tries to pull Bryan off Del Rio, but Bryan isn’t having it…
Piper: YES! YES! I love it!
Bryan will not let go and the heat continues to rain done on him. It looks as if Del Rio has passed out, but it doesn’t stop Bryan. The boos continue to fill the arena until Del Rio’s partner Jeff Jarrett runs down the ramp…
JR: Here comes Jarrett and he’s not alone!
Jeff Jarrett’s got his handy guitar in hand and slides into the ring. Seeing this, Bryan releases the hold and slides out of the ring…
JR: Look at Bryan run like a scalded dog!
Bryan backs up the ramp as Jarrett checks on Del Rio. Bryan is handed his Championship as he and Jarrett stare one another down and Smackdown heads elsewhere.
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That was one very short lifetime
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The Rated R European Champion Edge:
As you are all very well aware of… The Miz cheated to secure his spot at WrestleMania. Doing so by I don’t know what it was whether it was his sweat, excess spray tan, baby oil, but he had all sorts of crap in that ring and because of that I lost my footing and that is how I went over the top rope otherwise I would have walked out of that match the Rumble winner and would be choosing my challenger to lose their belt to me. But you know I’m STILL going to be in a main event at WrestleMania because I am just that good. And being that good… there was that altercation I had with The Rock. And hey Rock… if you really want your ass beat… since you know Dinero couldn’t do it just bring your candy ass over to my show and I’ll give you a fight. I’ll show you that you don’t have what it takes and in the end I’ll show you just how out of touch you are. You can’t compete with the likes of me but instead had to deal with a guy that hasn’t had a match ever since UCW. But hey a guy has to get his win one way or another right. But against true talent such as myself… you wouldn’t stand a chance. But the invitation is always there.
But the invite I’m letting people know of is the one everyone knows of. It’s of the one for John Boy to get his ass handed to him on a silver platter. It’s for him to realize that he is not an elite and is nothing more than a mere gatekeeper. To show him that he was handed everything and is not a true star like he thinks he is. Tonight he is in there with a true star and the true star is gonna “rise above the hate†and give that overrated piece of trash an “attitude adjustment†that will cause him to “STFU.†I couldn’t think of anything clever with a five knuckle shuffle cause that’s just a dumb name for a move. But at any rate… this is where I start my rise back to the top. Jiffy couldn’t get the job done at the Rumble, he won’t be able to get the job done tonight so I’m looking at you Ambrose… I’m looking at you and suggesting that instead of facing off against those low level talents you face off against a real man. You face off against the true face and star of Smackdown.
It is about time that I get a true world title shot and there is nobody else on Smackdown worthy of that shot other than me. I’ve beaten the best, I’ma beat this former champion into oblivion so go on ahead and show me why you are a champion. A true fighting champion cause a true champion would not back down from a challenge but instead would step up and accept the challenge from the best. And everyone knows that the best that Smackdown has to offer is right here. The Rated R European Champion.
Edge turns and walks away off camera.
The Rated R European Champion Edge:
And now... you can't see me.
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from West Newbury, Massachussetts, weighing in at 246 pounds, John Cena!
"BRRRRR - RAPIDOOOO!"
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"My Time Is Now" starts playing and out walks John Cena onto the stage. As always, Cena is in his usual jovial mood. He runs across the stage, yelling and enjoying himself with the fans. Cena hads back center stage before throwing up his marine signal and running down the ramp before sliding into the ring. Once there, Cena throws his hat into the stands before waiting for his opponent.
Lillian Garcia: And his opponent, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 236 pounds, he is "The Rated R Superstar" and the UWF European Champion Edge!
YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME?
YOU DON’T KNOW ME!
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It's been a long time, been a long time comin
Looks like the death of me now
But you know, there's no turning back now
This is what makes me - this is what I am
Edge walks out and the boos from the crowd almost drown out the music
He simply smiles as the boos rain down on him. He makes it down to the middle of the ramp and does his signature pose.
He makes his way down to the ring and slides in under the bottom rope.
JR: And now we’re in for a real treat. John Cena and Edge will continue their storied rivalry.
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The bell sounds and Cena and Edge meet in the center of the ring. The two old rivals talk smack to one another before Edge looks for a right hand. Cena blocks and delivers a right of his own, knocking Edge backwards onto the near ropes. Cena goes right after the Rated R European Champion, grabbing him by the arm and Irish whipping him to the far side of the ring. Edge runs the ropes and comes back at Cena, who looks for a clothesline. Edge ducks under it and as Cena turns around; Edge leaves his feet and delivers a standing dropkick to the Cenation Leader’s face. Cena goes down and Edge rushes to the first cover of the contest…
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Cena kicks out!
As Cena kicks out, Edge gets off his rival and runs the near ropes before delivering a low dropkick again to Cena’s face. Cena goes down to the canvas for a second time and Edge goes for another cover…
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Cena kicks out again!
JR: Edge is all over Cena!
After he kicks out again, Edge mounts Cena and begins laying right hands into Cena’s face. One shot after another, Edge delivers stiff rights to Cena’s face until the Cenation Leader is able to shove Edge off of him. Cena manages to get to his feet and as he does Edge charges at him. Cena is able to catch Edge as the European Champion blindly rushes in and Cena manages to turn it into a powerslam. As Edge hits the canvas, Cena hooks the far leg and goes for a cover…
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Edge kicks out!
As soon as the Rated R European Champion kicks out, Cena applies a rear chinlock, looking to subdue his opponent. Edge tries to fight back by throwing right hands onto the top of Cena’s head, but Cena readjusts his position and continues to keep the pressure applied to the European Champion….
Piper: Look at Edge’s face!
Thanks to Cena’s unbelievable strength, Edge is beginning to turn a shade of purple. The Rated R Superstar manages to get to his feet and throws an elbow directly into Cena’s midsection. This doesn’t relinquish Cena’s grip on Edge’s neck. Edge throws another elbow into Cena’s ribcage before wrapping both of his arms around Cena’s waist and lifting him off his feet and performing a belly to back suplex, dropping Cena on his head. Edge quickly rolls over to Cena and covers him…
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Cena rolls a shoulder!
Edge gets to his feet and heads to the near corner of the ring. Edge lifts himself from the canvas and to the middle rope….
Piper: What’s Edge going to do now?!
Edge watches as John Cena begins pushing himself to his feet. As Cena gets up, Edge leaps off the middle rope and looks for a Crossbody block. As Edge collides with Cena, the Cenation Leader is able to catch Cena in midair…
JR: Look at the strength!
Cena walks around the ring, holding Edge across his chest. Cena then tosses up into the air and onto his shoulders, putting him in position for his famous finishing move…
Piper: Not again!
Cena tosses Edge off his shoulders looking for the Attitude Adjustment. As he’s flipped in the air, Edge is able to land on his feet to the shock and dismay of everyone in the arena. Edge quickly takes advantage of Cena’s shock by grabbing Cena’s head and applying a front face lock and performing the Edgecution DDT. Cena’s skull bounces off the canvas and Edge turns his over and looks for the cover…
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JR: He got him!
Cena rolls a shoulder!
Edge gets to his feet after Cena kicks out again and heads to the far side of the ring. Edge drops down to his crouching position and begins stalking his prey…
Piper: Edge’s got that look in his eye!
Cena begins to pull himself to his feet and as he does, Edge rushes out of the corner that he’s in and charges right at Cena, looking for the Spear. As Edge is incoming, Cena is able to counter and perform a drop toe hold, bringing Edge to the canvas and Cena grabs both of his legs and steps over one…
JR: STF!
Before Cena can apply his submission hold, Edge crawls to the ropes and holds on for dear life. The referee pulls Cena off Edge and tells the Cenation Leader to back up. Cena complies and Edge pulls himself to his feet. As he does, Cena breaks free out of the referee’s restraint and looks to clothesline Edge. Edge ducks under and goes behind Cena, grabbing him by the neck and bringing Cena backwards down onto the canvas with the Edge-O-Matic. Cena’s head slams on the canvas and Edge hooks Cena’s legs and covers him…
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Cena kicks out!
Piper: This fruity pebble will not die!
Edge gets off Cena and exits the ring through the ropes. He walks the apron and begins making his way to the top rope. As Edge makes it to the summit, Cena comes out of nowhere and shakes the ropes, causing Edge to fall groin first onto the top rope….
JR: Not a good way to spend a Friday night!
As Edge tries to work through the pain, Cena staggers over to him. John Cena makes it to the corner before dipping his shoulder and lifting Edge off the top rope and onto his shoulders. Cena staggers to the center of the ring before tossing Edge off his shoulders, this time successfully hitting the Attitude Adjustment…
JR: AA!
As Edge’s body hits the canvas, Cena floats over and covers him…
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Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner, John Cena!
Cena gets to his feet and has his arm risen. Cena poses for his fans before leaving the ring and making his way up the ramp as Smackdown heads elsewhere...
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JR: It’s now time for our main event of the evening. At the Royal Rumble, Dean Ambrose defeated Jeff Hardy to become World Heavyweight Champion for the third time. Hardy has decided to cash in his rematch and General Manager Ric Flair accepted. But this time, the bout will be contested under Extreme Rules. Do you think that favors the Challenger of the Champion Roddy?
Piper: I don’t know Ross. Ambrose is a well-known psychopath, so this match may be right down his alley. But Hardy, he’s a druggie and we all know that they’re wildly unstable so anything is possible.
Lillian Garcia: The following match is scheduled for one fall and is for the World Heavyweight Championship. Introducing first, from Cameron, North Carolina, weighing in at 225 pounds, he is the former World Heavyweight Champion, Jeff Hardy!!
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"No More Words" bursts through the arena and the whole of the arena get up on their feet with some already clapping the imminent arrival of the new World Heavyweight Champion. The glow off the belt is the first thing you see as Hardy walks out onto the stage As the belt is draped over his shoulder he looks fired up as he casually makes his way to the ring.
Lillian Garcia: And his opponent ,from Cincinatti, Ohio, weighing in at 225 pounds, he is one half of the UWF Tag Team Champions and the NEW World Heavweight Champion, Dean Ambrose!
Cause Really I'm A Psycho
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The crazy World Heavyweight Champion comes out to the ring to the biggest pop of the night so far. The sadistic Ambrose looks determined and angry, not a good combination for his opponent. Ambrose gets into the ring as quickly as he can before turning towards the crowd and the cameras to taunt. He then begins to lean on the ring ropes, smirking, but also watching around before taking off his jacket, and continuously rocking, waiting for the match to begin
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The bell sounds and the UWF World Heavyweight Championship Match is underway. Hardy and Ambrose lock up to begin the match, but Ambrose quickly breaks it and delivers an uppercut directly to Hardy’s jaw. Hardy falls to the canvas and Ambrose jumps on top of him. The World Heavyweight Champion mounts his Challenger and delivers right hands to Hardy’s face. After delivering half dozen fists into Hardy’s skull, Ambrose switches his strategy and delivers a headbutt to Hardy’s head. The Challenger’s neck snaps backwards and Ambrose dismounts before going for a cover…
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Hardy kicks out!
After Hardy kicks out, the Challenger rolls underneath the bottom rope and to the outside of the ring. Hardy lies on the floor momentarily as the Champion rolls underneath the bottom rope and leaves the ring as well. Ambrose walks around the ring, going after the Challenger. As Ambrose turns the corner, the Challenger surprises the Champion by leaping off the announce table and taking the Champion down with a flying clothesline…
JR: And the Challenger takes things to the high rent district!
After taking down the Champion, the Challenger looks under the ring skirt and prepares to take this match to the Extreme…
Piper: What’s the spot monkey got planned?
Jeff Hardy pulls a trash can out from under the ring. The Challenger plans to go on the attack, bringing the trash can over his head, planning to bring it down on the Champion’s head. Ambrose’s staggers to his feet and before the Challenger can strike, Ambrose catches Hardy with a dropkick to the knee, causing Hardy to drop the trash can and fall face first onto it…
JR: That backfired for the Challenger.
Ambrose grabs Hardy’s head and lifts it off the trashcan before slamming it back on the metal weapon. As Hardy lies face down on top of the trash can, Ambrose makes his way over to the timekeeper’s station and motions for the timekeeper to move out of the way. Ambrose grabs the chair that he was sitting on before folding it up and walking back over to the Challenger. Hardy still lies motionless on top of the trashcan and Ambrose raises the chair high above his head. Ambrose brings the chair down towards Hardy’s skull, but at the last second, the Challenger is able to roll out of the way, avoiding what would have been an ugly situation…
JR: Ambrose missed his target!
The steel chair crashes down on top of the trashcan. The vibrations shake the chair and cause Ambrose to drop the metal weapon. As Ambrose drops the chair, Hardy is able to get back to his feet and tackles the Champion bringing him to the floor. Hardy throws fists into Ambrose’s skull before getting off the Champion. Hardy gets back to his feet before walking away from the Champion. Hardy then starts clawing at the arena floor, grabbing the protective mats and removing them from the floor…
Piper: I think business is about to pick up!
JR: Watch it Roddy!
Hardy removes the protective covering from the ring floor before making his way back over to the Champion. Hardy grabs Ambrose by the head and lifts the Champion to his feet. Hardy walks Ambrose over to where he exposed the floor. Hardy hooks Ambrose’s head and motions for the Twist of Fate…
JR: Not on the floor!
Before Hardy can perform his finishing move, Ambrose wraps his arms around Hardy’s waist and lifts the Challenger off his feet before dropping him with a spinebuster directly onto the floor…
Piper: HAHAHA! That looked like hurt!
Hardy’s spine bounces off the concrete floor. The Champion wipes the hair out of his face before lying across the Challenger and covering him…
JR: Fall Count Anywhere!
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Hardy kicks out!
JR: How’d Hardy kick out of that!
The arena comes unglued as the Challenger manages to kick out of the impact move. The Champion, however, is not impressed. Ambrose staggers to his feet and walks over towards the Spanish Announce Table…
JR: Why is it always the Spanish Announce Table?!
Piper: Bad night to be a Mexican!
Ambrose takes the top off the table and throws it to the side. Ambrose starts throwing the TV monitors off the table, holding onto one as Jeff Hardy gets to his feet. Hardy goes after the Champion and Ambrose decks him with the Television monitor. Hardy goes back down and Ambrose continues taking everything off the table…
JR: The Champion is intent on putting Jeff Hardy through that table!
After stripping the table, Ambrose grabs his Challenger by the hair and throws him onto the table. The Champion then climbs onto the table himself before grabbing Hardy by the hair yet again and lifting him to his feet. As Ambrose is lifting Hardy to his feet, the Challenger is able to surprise the Champion by wrapping both of his hands around Ambrose’s neck, lifting Ambrose off the table, hitting the Side Effect!
JR: Side Effect! Side Effect through the table!
The table explodes as both Champion and Challenger crash through it. The official goes to check on both participants as they lie on the arena floor. Neither man is moving and the official contemplates whether or not he should end the match…
Piper: That was the damndest I’ve ever seen! Let’s see it again!
*Instant Replay*
After stripping the table, Ambrose grabs his Challenger by the hair and throws him onto the table. The Champion then climbs onto the table himself before grabbing Hardy by the hair yet again and lifting him to his feet. As Ambrose is lifting Hardy to his feet, the Challenger is able to surprise the Champion by wrapping both of his hands around Ambrose’s neck, lifting Ambrose off the table, hitting the Side Effect!
JR: Side Effect! Side Effect through the table!
The table explodes as both Champion and Challenger crash through it. The official goes to check on both participants as they lie on the arena floor. Neither man is moving and the official contemplates whether or not he should end the match…
*Replay Ends*
As the feed cuts back to live action, somehow Jeff Hardy is beginning to stir. The Challenger staggers to his feet and grabs the Champion by the neck. Slowly, Hardy drags the Champion before throwing him back into the ring underneath the bottom rope. Hardy soon slides in after him before crawling to a cover…
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Ambrose rolls a shoulder!
JR: What?
An exhausted Jeff Hardy can’t believe it. Somehow, the World Heavyweight Champion managed to kick out yet again. The Challenger staggers to his feet as the Champion rolls to the far side of the ring. The Champion uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet while an amazed Jeff Hardy looks on. Hardy snaps out of his amazement long enough to run across the ring at Ambrose. As Hardy gets closer, Ambrose catches him with a reverse elbow that drops Hardy down to a knee. Ambrose shakes off the effects of the match before spotting Hardy in his vulnerable position. Ambrose points a faux gun at Hardy’s head before pulling the trigger and charging towards Hardy…
JR: This is what put Hardy away at The Royal Rumble!
Ambrose looks for the Knee Trembler that won him the World Heavyweight Championship in the first place. Jeff Hardy knows that it’s coming and pulls his head back out of the way. As Ambrose misses, Hardy gets to his feet and grabs the Champion before hooking his head and surprising the Champion with the Twist of Fate…
Piper: Twist of Fate! Ambrose is going to be a transitional Champion yet again!
After hitting the Twist of Fate, Jeff Hardy jumps on top of Ambrose and goes for a cover, hooking both legs for good measure…
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Ambrose kicks out 2 ½
A frustrated Jeff Hardy mutters some foul words before getting back to his feet. The Challenger rolls out of the ring underneath the bottom rope and begins looking under the ring skirt yet again…
JR: After all this carnage, what could Jeff Hardy be looking for now?!
The Challenger continues to search until he finds his desired weapon and pulls it out…
JR: Dear God!
The Challenger pulls out a twenty foot ladder to the delight of the fans…
Piper: That’s got to be the biggest ladder I’ve ever seen!
Hardy tries to slide the ladder into the ring, but the ladder is too big. Jeff turns the ladder sideways trying to push it into the ring and as he does, Dean Ambrose comes from out of nowhere and delivers a baseball slide directly into the ladder. The ladder then collides the Jeff Hardy’s chest and the Challenger falls backwards onto the arena floor. Hardy’s fingers get locked up in the ladder and it remains on top of him as he lies ringside on the floor. Ambrose looks to capitalize on Hardy’s situation by climbing the top rope and leaping off, performing a huge splash onto both the ladder and Jeff Hardy…
JR: Dear God! These two men are putting everything on the line to be World’s Champion!
As Dean Ambrose rolls around on the arena floor, grabbing his midsection, the cameramen in the back replay the footage of exactly what just happened.
*Instant Replay*
Hardy’s fingers get locked up in the ladder and it remains on top of him as he lies ringside on the floor. Ambrose looks to capitalize on Hardy’s situation by climbing the top rope and leaping off, performing a huge splash onto both the ladder and Jeff Hardy…
*Replay Ends*
Back to the live action, the World Champion has managed to stagger to his feet. He removes the ladder off of Jeff Hardy before grabbing his Challenger and throwing him back into the ring. Ambrose slides back in the ring and covers Hardy…
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Hardy barely kicks out!
Now Ambrose is the frustrated one. He pushes himself back to his feet and grabs Hardy by the hair. Ambrose looks out into the crowd before screaming two words at the top of his lungs. Those two words may spell the end of Jeff Hardy’s Championship aspirations. Those two words are One
Hitter…
Piper: Ambrose is calling his shot Ross!
Ambrose takes the prone body of his Challenger and throws his arm over Ambrose’s shoulder. Ambrose musters all the strength in his body and picks Jeff Hardy up in a vertical suplex position. Hardy is able to use his agility to land on his feet behind the Champion before spinning Ambrose around and catching him with a boot to the stomach. Ambrose is double over and Hardy hooks his head, surprising the Champion with the second Twist of Fate of the match…
JR: Twist! It’s over!
After hitting the Twist of Fate, Jeff Hardy doesn’t go for the cover. Instead, he gets back to his feet and looks down on the fallen World Heavyweight Champion. Hardy then exits the ring one more time before looking under the ring skirt and finding yet another weapon to introduce into this match…
JR: Now what, this match has been as Extreme as it needs to be! End it Jeff!
Piper: I think that’s what he wants to do Ross! Hardy knows that Twist of Fate probably wouldn’t have been enough to put Ambrose down, so he’s making sure of it.
Jeff Hardy finds what he’s looking for. It’s a table! Hardy slides the wooden weapon into the ring before running around the outside of the ring and grabbing the other weapon that was left on the outside, the twenty foot high ladder.,..
JR: Oh dear God! I don’t like whatever Jeff has planned!
Hardy struggles, but this time manages to get the ladder into the ring. Hardy soon slides in after just as Dean Ambrose is getting to his feet. Hardy meets Ambrose with a quick flying forearm, sending the Champion back to the canvas. As the Champion hits the mat, Hardy grabs the table and begins to set it up. Hardy successfully sets up the table before grabbing the Champion by the neck and throwing him onto the table, hitting him with a few clubbing blows to make sure that he’s incapacitated. Jeff Hardy walks across the ring and takes the twenty foot high ladder and stands it up, making sure that it’s stable. Hardy takes a look back at Ambrose and sees that the Champion is still down. Confirming this, the Challenger begins scaling the ladder…
Piper: Wait a minute!
JR: What are you thinking Jeff!
Slowly but surely, Jeff Hardy begins making his way up the ladder. With each rung that Hardy climbs, the crowd gets to their feet in anticipation. Soon enough, Jeff Hardy reaches the top of the ladder and stands twenty feet above everyone else. The Portland crowd gets to their feet as Jeff Hardy stands on the top of the ladder and throws up the trademark Hardy hand signs before leaping off the ladder and performing a twenty foot high Swanton Bomb…
JR: Jeff No!
Piper: He really is crazy Ross!
Before Hardy can hit with the Swanton Bomb, Dean Ambrose rolls off the table and Jeff Hardy crashes from twenty feet in the air and hits nothing but wood…
JR: He missed!!! That killed him! Dear God! He may be broken in half!
The arena that was just moments ago all on their feet cheering has now fallen silent as their hero crashed and burned through the table. An exhausted Dean Ambrose has no idea what just transpired. Ambrose simply manages to muster the strength to crawl over to Hardy and drape his arm over the Challenger who hasn’t moved…
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JR: Jeff Hardy hasn’t moved!
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Piper: Just stay down kid!
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JR: Thank God the match is over! Go get this young man some help!
Ding
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Lillian Garcia: The winner of this match and Still UWF World Heavyweight Champion, Dean Ambrose!
As the referee drags Ambrose out of the wreckage and drapes the World Heavyweight Championship over Ambrose’s body, the World Heavyweight Champion begins to stir. After this grueling war, Dean Ambrose is somehow able to get to his feet. Ambrose has his arm risen by the official, but before the Champion has a chance to bask in his victory, he is taken down by a vicious Spear…
Piper: What the hell was that?!
JR: That’s Christian! What is Raw’s Christian doing here!
Jim Ross is correct. Tuesday Night Raw’s Christian has infiltrated Smackdown and has attacked the World Heavyweight Champion. After delivering that vicious Spear to an already beat down Champion, Christian leaves the ring and grabs two steel chairs from ringside. Christian takes the two chairs and enters the ring again…
JR: Somebody’s got to stop this!
Christian takes one of the chairs and puts it on the canvas before lifting Ambrose’s head up and placing it on the chair. The second chair, Christian holds onto. Boos fill the Rose Garden as Christian raises the second chair above his head…
Piper: Not this!
Before Christian can perform a one man conchairto, Dean Ambrose’s partner John Cena runs down the ramp and slides into the ring…
JR: Here comes Cena!
Before Christian can take out Ambrose, Cena tackles Christian. The two roll around the ring, beating the hell out of each other. Christian shoves Cena off of him and both men get to their feet. Christian looks to go on the attack, but Cena lowers his shoulder and hoists Christian up into the air…
JR: Yes! Get him!
Cena seems poised to deliver an Attitude Adjustment but before he can, he is taken down from behind…
Piper: Now what?
JR: Is that? It’s…Robert Roode?
Roode just struck Cena with the Pay Off Lariat in the back of Cena’s head, causing the Cenation Leader to drop Christian. Cena drops to a knee and Roode looks to pick the bones. Roode grabs Cena and lifts him off the canvas, hitting the Double R Spinebuster. As Cena gets taken out, the World Heavyweight Champion finally begins to show signs of life. As Ambrose tries to get to his feet, Christian hooks both of the Champion’s arms from behind before spinning around and hitting the Killswitch on Smackdown’s World Champion. The heat continues to rain down on Roode and Hardy as the climb the top rope and mock all of the Smackdown fans…
JR: I can’t believe this! Two Raw guys have taken out two of Smackdown’s best guys!
Smackdown goes off the air with Christian and Robert Roode standing all as the cameras pan over the lifeless bodies of John Cena, Jeff Hardy and Dean Ambrose.
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