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UWF RAW Hardcore Championship: Kofi Kingston (C) vs. Mr. Kennedy
MISTEEEEEEERRRRRR KENNNNEEEDDDDDEEYYY!
KENNEDEH!
Airbourne song “Turn Up The Trouble†starts playing on the PA System. Mr. Kennedy walks out from behind the curtain as the lights go down. Mr. Kennedy is wearing his classic “Talk Loud, Hit Harder†shirt. He raises his hand up in the air as the microphone comes down from the ceiling of the arena on stage.
Mr. Kennedy grabs the microphone and looks around at the crowd who are mainly cheering him. He begins to speak.
Mr. Kennedy: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls people of all ages. You should all direct your attention to either the entrance stage or the titantron and give a nice welcome to the man who hails from Green Bay, Wisconsin, the greatest wrestler in sports entertainment history... MISSTEEEEEERRR KENNNNEEEEEDDDDYYY…
Mr. Kennedy pauses as the crowd waits as he finally says his name again.
Mr. Kennedy: ...KENNEDEH!
Mr. Kennedy: You're damn lucky Kofi... What you did last night wasn't acceptable. What you and Abraham Washington did, you do realise Karma's a bitch don't you Kofi? After last night's attack, after Abraham Washington used a taser gun towards my damn testicles... I required sixteen stitches and trust me when I say, my damn balls are killin' me right now! But that isn't goin' to put me on the shelf, that isn't goin' to make me weak prior to our Hardcore Championship match Kofi. What doesn't kill me make me stronger, it seems the UWF Universe have woken up and are now taking me just a little bit serious than they used to. This week isn't like any other week, y'see I've had matches and such but never have I had a proper feud. Sure, HBK could have been one... but it was all about respect until I decided I didn't need to show him any. That was my choosing, but we're talking about Kofi Kingston this week. A man who week by week repeats the same damn thing, telling the UWF Universe how much us people hate him. Now I understand you think we're all a bunch of racist rednecks but we're not. Y'see, I got utmost respect for Barack Obama who is our "Black American President" and it seems you Kofi... have a problem with that. Now I don't know what it's like in your neighbourhood but I've got to say something ain't right happening here, now if you ever need me or someone to come down there and help your damn community I'll do it. But don't you walk in here and try tell us differently, we live our life the way we chose to. Now you've chosen the wrong path within your life and especially having some crazy man Abraham with you... I cannot seem to take you seriously. You're too chalked up in your own head that last week you almost forgot to come out here, you're not a worthy champion at all Kofi. A worthy champion is a champion that's happy enough to come out here, speak to the people whether they're assholes or not. This is why after this week, I will destroy you and I will no longer be heard as the "Black Sheep of UWF". You see, this is an opportunity that's finally striked to me; I'm not going to sit back and let it slip past me like I did at WrestleMania. Now people can choose to hate me or like me, but there's only one thing that we all share in common. Our love for wrestling, but you... you just have a love for abusing these people who fork their money out of their own wallet just to see us entertain them.
The question is here Kofi, what have you done to entertain these people? Nothing. What you've done is allowed these kids to become ruthless, you've allowed this country to embrace hatred for people like you. Poor R-Truth backstage has to cop a lot of crap from some people even though we all love him. It's people like you that belittles what this country represents. But after I defeated Vampiro last week, I really expected to head back to my hotel and have an early night... I didn't expect you to be there. Things aren't the same anymore Kofi, I look at you differently. I look at you with absolute hate in my eyes and trust me Kofi, I hate your guts that I'm going to make sure you wish you never came to America. Now that may be offensive but when I really hate someone like that, I'm going to tell them! I ain't going to hide myself about it! My words will be heard and Kofi, maybe back in Ghana you were allowed to run around with guns and kill people. But in America, we might have appalling crime rates but the thing is Kofi... We all have respect one way or another and I know there's a fair percentage of people who cannot seem to find themselves to respect one another but that's their own loss. But this week is all about what I've prolonged for, what I've dreamt for. Ever since WrestleMania, ever since HBK got into my face... I've still yet to prove to him, I've yet to prove to Shawn Michaels that I have what it takes in this company. Mind you, I've had some tough opponents in the past, I've had some given wins but this week. This is where I capture my first gold, my first championship since being here in UWF. It's been a long time coming and Kofi, you've put me in a craptastic mood and I'm sure you're probably not going to come out here. You see, due to you not giving a flying crap about this company... You got pushed to defend it this week, I suppose it's a bit of a treat for me seeing I didn't want to wait until Summerslam. This week, I will give you the beating of a lifetime... You can think about Ghana, you can think about the terrors that happened there but trust me when I say this... THIS WILL BE MUCH WORST!
The crowd goes into a frenzy as they begin chanting "Kennedy, Kennedy, Kennedy". A familiar theme song is then heard...
KENNEDEH!
Airbourne song “Turn Up The Trouble†starts playing on the PA System. Mr. Kennedy walks out from behind the curtain as the lights go down. Mr. Kennedy is wearing his classic “Talk Loud, Hit Harder†shirt. He raises his hand up in the air as the microphone comes down from the ceiling of the arena on stage.
Mr. Kennedy grabs the microphone and looks around at the crowd who are mainly cheering him. He begins to speak.
Mr. Kennedy: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls people of all ages. You should all direct your attention to either the entrance stage or the titantron and give a nice welcome to the man who hails from Green Bay, Wisconsin, the greatest wrestler in sports entertainment history... MISSTEEEEEERRR KENNNNEEEEEDDDDYYY…
Mr. Kennedy pauses as the crowd waits as he finally says his name again.
Mr. Kennedy: ...KENNEDEH!
Mr. Kennedy: You're damn lucky Kofi... What you did last night wasn't acceptable. What you and Abraham Washington did, you do realise Karma's a bitch don't you Kofi? After last night's attack, after Abraham Washington used a taser gun towards my damn testicles... I required sixteen stitches and trust me when I say, my damn balls are killin' me right now! But that isn't goin' to put me on the shelf, that isn't goin' to make me weak prior to our Hardcore Championship match Kofi. What doesn't kill me make me stronger, it seems the UWF Universe have woken up and are now taking me just a little bit serious than they used to. This week isn't like any other week, y'see I've had matches and such but never have I had a proper feud. Sure, HBK could have been one... but it was all about respect until I decided I didn't need to show him any. That was my choosing, but we're talking about Kofi Kingston this week. A man who week by week repeats the same damn thing, telling the UWF Universe how much us people hate him. Now I understand you think we're all a bunch of racist rednecks but we're not. Y'see, I got utmost respect for Barack Obama who is our "Black American President" and it seems you Kofi... have a problem with that. Now I don't know what it's like in your neighbourhood but I've got to say something ain't right happening here, now if you ever need me or someone to come down there and help your damn community I'll do it. But don't you walk in here and try tell us differently, we live our life the way we chose to. Now you've chosen the wrong path within your life and especially having some crazy man Abraham with you... I cannot seem to take you seriously. You're too chalked up in your own head that last week you almost forgot to come out here, you're not a worthy champion at all Kofi. A worthy champion is a champion that's happy enough to come out here, speak to the people whether they're assholes or not. This is why after this week, I will destroy you and I will no longer be heard as the "Black Sheep of UWF". You see, this is an opportunity that's finally striked to me; I'm not going to sit back and let it slip past me like I did at WrestleMania. Now people can choose to hate me or like me, but there's only one thing that we all share in common. Our love for wrestling, but you... you just have a love for abusing these people who fork their money out of their own wallet just to see us entertain them.
The question is here Kofi, what have you done to entertain these people? Nothing. What you've done is allowed these kids to become ruthless, you've allowed this country to embrace hatred for people like you. Poor R-Truth backstage has to cop a lot of crap from some people even though we all love him. It's people like you that belittles what this country represents. But after I defeated Vampiro last week, I really expected to head back to my hotel and have an early night... I didn't expect you to be there. Things aren't the same anymore Kofi, I look at you differently. I look at you with absolute hate in my eyes and trust me Kofi, I hate your guts that I'm going to make sure you wish you never came to America. Now that may be offensive but when I really hate someone like that, I'm going to tell them! I ain't going to hide myself about it! My words will be heard and Kofi, maybe back in Ghana you were allowed to run around with guns and kill people. But in America, we might have appalling crime rates but the thing is Kofi... We all have respect one way or another and I know there's a fair percentage of people who cannot seem to find themselves to respect one another but that's their own loss. But this week is all about what I've prolonged for, what I've dreamt for. Ever since WrestleMania, ever since HBK got into my face... I've still yet to prove to him, I've yet to prove to Shawn Michaels that I have what it takes in this company. Mind you, I've had some tough opponents in the past, I've had some given wins but this week. This is where I capture my first gold, my first championship since being here in UWF. It's been a long time coming and Kofi, you've put me in a craptastic mood and I'm sure you're probably not going to come out here. You see, due to you not giving a flying crap about this company... You got pushed to defend it this week, I suppose it's a bit of a treat for me seeing I didn't want to wait until Summerslam. This week, I will give you the beating of a lifetime... You can think about Ghana, you can think about the terrors that happened there but trust me when I say this... THIS WILL BE MUCH WORST!
The crowd goes into a frenzy as they begin chanting "Kennedy, Kennedy, Kennedy". A familiar theme song is then heard...