Anarchy 6 Man Tag Homicide, Masters and Show vs Fandango, Ziggler and Umaga
[video=youtube;3QwTfILLHiU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QwTfILLHiU[/video]
Fandango's music hits and the crowd is on their feet, half of them cheering and the other half singing the theme song's tune and waving their fingers up and down. Fandango comes bursting through the tassels of his giant custom structure and begins to dance with his new ballroom dancer. He struts down to the ring with Maxine and Derrick Bateman followed closely behind. Fandango lifts the woman onto the apron and he jumps over the ropes and they dance some more in the ring. The girl does the splits and a giant Fandango silhouette ignites with the same pose Fandango is currently doing in the ring. The music stops and the fans cheer on their International Champion. The camera is focused on Fandango who looks to the side and is focused on the titantron.
Fandango
Well would you look at that. That is the picture of a true champion. One who has grace and elegance. One who knows how to get the people moving and grooving and makes the ladies scream. And what's that perfect thing around his waist? No not the 1% body fat, that shiny thing. No not my glorious skin. Oh it's the International Championship. The most prestigious belt in this company's history. Probably the only belt to have never change hands due to someone screwing someone else. Everyone who has held this belt has won it fair and square but someone is trying to change that. A man who seems to be stuck in the 90's with his stupid leather jacket and dumb hair. And then he brings in the worst group of talent I have ever seen. Maybe if this was 10 years ago I'd be afraid but come on.
The crowd is clearly on Fandango's side as he seems as confident as ever and continues speaking.
And now Russo thinks he's got me with this little challenge he's laid in front of me. Oh no I have to face Chris Masters, Big Show AND Homicide. Someone please help me! I mean look at my team. I don't like them but we're all better versions of the Establishment. You got the little guys that could in Dolph Ziggler and Homicide. Ziggler just proved how much better he was than Homicide two weeks ago. I'm pretty sure Ziggler could handle you Homicide. Then we both have big monsters on our teams. One's a giant who hasn't proved anything except that he can take out a bunch of nobodies when they're not looking and the other is the longest reigning champion on Anarchy. That doesn't make him the best as evident last month when I beat him but still, he's way better than the Big Show. Then you have the Masterpieces of teams. Myself and the self proclaimed Masterpiece. Now clearly there is no contest here. I've been here on Wednesday nights for over a year and I'm the reigning International Champion. Plus no amount of weights and needles will make you look as great as this. If you want to enter a bodybuilding competition, go for it because this body doesn't need any more building. It's perfect. Oil me babe.
Maxine walks over and rubs Fandango down with oil as he has a smug look on his face. Derrick is awkwardly standing by watching.
You see this? This is what the people want as their champion. Not some tattooed thug. When CM Punk was champion, the ratings plummeted. FACT! I was never supposed to be in the Fatal Four Way but the higher ups knew they had to give the fans what they wanted and what they wanted was more Fandango. You losers should be thanking me. You're getting more exposure than you have in years and all because the fans are willing to sit through an hour and a half of garbage to get to the goods that is Fandango. I don't have to be here helping you. I got movie offers left and right. I got people making comic books about me. All of UWF has been talking about me and soon the entire world will be chanting my name.
FAAAANNNDAAAANNGOOOOO!
And with that, the crowd starts to chant his name as he smirks. FAN-DAN-GO! FAN-DAN-GO! FAN-DAN-GO! It isn't long until that smirk fades when...
OOC: Okay guys, these types of matchups are notorious for going only one round. Let's try and get two though.