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The crowd go crazy as the Anarchy theme plays and pyro goes off inside the sold out arena. The camera quickly pans the crowd and then up the ramp as the pyro continues to shoot out of everywhere imaginable before suddenly...
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The crowd begin to boo loudly as Vince Russo's entrance theme plays over the PA system. Before long Russo walks out onto the stage with a black baseball bat in hand. He looks around at the crowd before smirking and heading on down to the ring. He rolls into the ring without much fanfare and demands he is handed a microphone by the ring announcer Christy Hemme.
Vince Russo: Cut the music.
The crowd boo as Russo's music is cut, meaning they have to hear him talk.
Before I get on to business I'd just like to say, welcome to Wednesday Night Anarchy, the only show that means anything here in the Ultimate Wrestling Federation. Or at least that's what I want it to be. See, I look around me backstage and I see all these young lions biting at the chance of stardom, at the chance to be somebody. Guys like... the champion, CM Punk. Guys like... Dolph Ziggler, the LAX, Johnny Curtis. Guys like... Seth Rollins. And I see them being turned down at each step. Sure, a few guys make it to the top, CM Punk being the example, but so often these guys are thrown to the wayside in favour of guys like Taz, Rhino, Kurt Angle and worst of all Sting. Old guys who have already had their shot at the big time, blew it and think they can come here and make amends, that ain't the way it works no more, no way, I ain't here to pay your pensions.
The crowd are booing Russo loudly as he slanders some of their favourites.
What happened last week is an example to all of you of the new era here on Anarchy, the era of the New Blood. The New Breed. And that new breed is lead by great men like Seth Rollins who last week took out what I consider to be old trash like Sting. He made an example out of Sting, he showed the world that Sting isn't some sort of supernatural superstar... and that he's just another one of these veterans who don't know when to hang their boots up and let these hungry young lions get their shot at glory. And it made me happy, it really did, watching Rollins destroy Sting because it simply reaffirmed what I always thought, that Seth Rollins has what it takes to be the leading star here on Anarchy. That Seth Rollins deserves to be here and that Seth Rollins is hungry enough to do anything he needs to stake his claim at a championship opportunity.
The crowd are booing loudly as Russo rambles on, we get a loud 'We Want Sting!, We Want Sting!' chant.
Sting ain't comin' back, he's gone, he's gone for good!.
The crowd boo even louder.
And good riddance because the last thing I want to see on that show is that old piece of shit hogging the spotlight. And yeah I said 'shit' on live TV, sue me!. And that's another thing, it's about time this show got a set of freakin' balls. I'm done with all this nicey nice PG crap you'll get from the other brands, that ain't gettin' it done any more, that's old hat. The people want excitement, they want vulgarity, they want extreme wrestling, they want hardcore. They want the cutting edge and well, I want ratings. And that's why I am formally announcing that as of right now... the referees?, they're going to be a lot more 'lenient', now let's see if these so called 'veterans' can keep up because I don't think they can, and in fact I challenge them to impress me because if they don't... well what happened to Sting won't be a one shot deal. And you can count on that.
Russo drops the microphone and leaves the ring as the crowd continue to boo him loudly, we are then brought over to our new announce team of Tony Dawson and William Regal.
Dawson: Welcome everyone to Wednesday Night Anarchy, I'm Tony Dawson alongside William Regal filling in for Joey Styles and Mick Foley who are on strike it seems and William, what a night of action we have ahead of us.
Regal: It certainly makes me happy I happened to be backstage tonight.
Dawson: We've got four bumper matches tonight including two 15 Minute Ironman Matches to determine to two men who will face off at Lockdown for the new UWF Ironman Championhip.
Regal: I've got to respect any man who wants to compete for a belt which requires that level of skill, dedication and conditioning.
Dawson: Not only that but we've got 'The Celtic Warrior' Sheamus making his Anarchy debut against the controversial Seth Rollins who seems a bit of a pet project of our General Manager Vince Russo.
Regal: And what a wonderful man Mister Russo is, I love this job
Dawson: As do I and I hope we can keep it, but we can't go without mentioning our main event of the evening, two men who qualified for the Four Way Steel Cage Match for the International Championship at Lockdown will go head to head as Matt Hardy takes on Dolph Ziggler.
Regal: The Show-Off facing off against The Sensei of Mattitude... at least it'll be interesting.
Christy Hemme: The following is a 15 Minute Ironman Match.
The LAX theme plays over the PA system and the crowd begin to give a loud mixed reaction. Before long Homicide comes out from the back with Hernandez and Konnan not too far behind him. They make their way down to the ring throwing out gang signs and shouting at the crowd in Spanish. Homicide slides into the ring and heads to the top rope to throw out the LAX hands as the crowd boo.
Christy Hemme: Introducing first, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 205 pounds... representing the Latin American Xchange, 'The Notorious 187' Homicide!
Suddenly the crowd come to life as 'Born in The USA' hits the PA system!. Everyone seems rather confused until Derrick Bateman walks out from the back with Stars and Stripes Shorts on and stands triumphant on the stage with his fists in the air. Johnny Curtis comes out behind him with Maxine in arm, they look Bateman up and down and shake their heads before they walk down the ramp ahead of Bateman. Bateman walks down the ramp and gets into the ring and begins to chant 'USA!, USA!' along with the crowd.
Christy Hemme: And his opponent, accompanied to the ring by Johnny Curtis and Maxine.. from... AMERICA!, weighing in at 243 pounds, Derrick Bateman!
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Bateman continues to fist pump along with the crowd as Homicide and his crew stand opposite absolutely irate. The bell sounds and the clock begins to count down from 15 minutes. Homicide immediately rushes Bateman in the corner and throws some heavy shots to the body, Bateman is overwhelmed and drops down in the corner. Homicide begins to just stomp him in the corner shouting various Spanish insults at him before he wipes the sole of his boot across his face. Homicide then faces the crowd and continues to taunt them as Bateman struggles back up to his feet. Homicide turns round as Bateman gets up against the ropes. Homicide grabs Bateman and goes for the Irish Whip across the ring but Bateman reverses and Irish Whips Homicide instead when Homicide rebounds Bateman grabs him but Homicide is quick and and swings around Bateman into a Crucifix Pin.
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Bateman kicks out.
Dawson: Fast paced action so far.
Regal: These Mexican buggers are bloody fast aren't they?
Dawson: Actually he's from Brooklyn and is of Puerto Rican descent.
Regal: And I'm sure he'll tell me all about it.
Bateman and Homicide are both quick to their feet and get into a Collar and Elbow tie up. Bateman the larger of the two men takes command with a Headlock, Homicide however gets the elbows into the gut of Bateman and forces the break. Homicide then quickly rolls up and over Bateman before lifting Bateman up into the air and dropping him down onto his back with a Backdrop Suplex. Homicide covers.
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Bateman kicks out. Homicide wastes no time as he heads up to the top rope. As Bateman struggles to his feet Homicide leaps off of the top rope and drops his two feet down into the kneeling Bateman's back flattening him out on the ring apron with a Diving Double Foot Stomp. Homicide rolls Bateman over and goes for another cover.
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Bateman kicks out, Homicide quickly locks in a Chinlock as he tries to keep Bateman on the ground. Bateman struggles on the ground in the Chinlock but gets himself in a kneeling position. He struggles up onto his feet with the will of the crowd chanting 'USA!, USA!', as Bateman gets to his feet, Homicide leaps up and locks in a Body Scissors along with the Chinlock but it won't stop the resurgent Bateman as he runs backwards with Homicide on his back and drives Homicide into the corner of the ring. Bateman then turns around and grabs Homicide by the hand, he pulls him out and drops him with a Clothesline dropping down to give it extra power, throwing his entire body weight into the Short Arm Clothesline which sends both men to the ground.
Dawson: Short-Arm Clothesline, the opposite of the Long-Arm Clothesline.
Regal: Tommy, that was an absolutely awful analysis.
Bateman is first to his feet and he goes up to the top rope. He gets another 'USA!' chant going with the crowd as he urges Homicide to get to his feet, the clock is now at the 9 minute mark. As Homicide gets to his feet Bateman launches himself off of the top rope with a Missile Dropkick which catches Homicide on the jaw dropping him backwards onto the hard canvas. Bateman quickly covers.
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Homicide rolls the shoulder out. Bateman, a picture of frustration, gets back onto his feet and grabs Homicide by the head, he then grabs him around the waist and is looking for his signature Northern Lights Suplex but as he lifts Homicide into the air the Latin Superstar twists it around and shifts the momentum twisting himself and Bateman around before dropping Bateman head first down into the mat with a Tornado DDT!. Both men are now down, however Homicide is already getting back up onto his feet, he looks and sees Curtis and Maxine at ringside and makes a rude gesture towards Maxine which the crowd give a mixed reaction to. Maxine looks outraged and she then encourages Curtis to get into the ring.
Dawson: Look at Maxine, she's so insulted!
Regal: I swear to god you are the most observant man I have ever worked beside. Honestly.
Dawson: Well thank you, see your not the villain people make you out to be after all!
Curtis seems hesitant but gets up onto the ring apron. Homicide taunts him into the ring but he's still rather hesitant, running around ringside however is Hernandez who sweeps Curtis' legs away from him dropping him into the hard edge of the ring apron. Homicide turns around but Bateman is already on his feet and he punches Homicide square on the jaw. Homicide stumbles back, Bateman throws an arm with an attempted Clothesline but Homicide ducks, Homicide then waits for Bateman to turn around before he goes for a Hurracanrana but Bateman uses his strength to hold Homicide before throwing him over head with an Ally Oop!. On the outside Konnan and Hernandez are putting a beating on Curtis as Maxine runs away scared. Bateman sees this and is enraged, he wastes no time running and diving through the middle ropes with a Suicide Dive to the outside which takes both Konnan and Hernandez down to the outside ring mats.
Regal: Looking at this blithering idiot, he's got a title opportunity up for grabs and he'd rather save his friend. Silly boy.
Dawson: That's a true friend though, willing to put his body on the line to save his friend.
Bateman gets up, there is no ring count courtesy of the slackened rules on Anarchy. Bateman grabs Hernandez by the head and smacks it off of the ring barricade. Konnan grabs Bateman but Bateman senses it and turns around to drop Konnan with a right hand. Out of nowhere however comes Homicide flying over the top rope with a flipping Senton which catches Bateman and drops him to the outside floor. A perfectly executed Tope Con Hilo. The crowd pop but return to booing Homicide as he grabs Bateman and tosses him into the ring. Homicide then gets into the ring himself and rolls Bateman over for the cover.
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Maxine breaks the pin up!. Maxine kicks Homicide on the back of the head with her high heel boots, Homicide immediately leaps up and faces her down, forcing her back into the corner. Homicide is smiling ear to ear as he intimidates Bateman's partner in crime. Bateman slowly gets to his feet as sees Maxine in horror in the corner as Homicide stands over her insulting her and saying other derogatory remarks to her. Bateman walks over and proceeds to roll Homicide up for a pin attempt, Bateman then grabs the hand of Maxine as she holds onto the top rope.
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Bateman scores a Pinfall as the clock reaches 6:21: Bateman 1 - 0 Homicide
Regal: That was the first truly smart thing I've seen from Bateman and these 'Modern Day Double Dragons' or whatever the bloody hell they're called.
Dawson: Well with the rulebook being almost thrown out by Vince Russo earlier on tonight that was perfectly legal.
Homicide is quick to his feet and looks up at the referee in shock. He then turns around and sees Bateman allowing Maxine out of the ring by sitting on the middle rope, Homicide kicks the middle rope up so it crotches Derrick Bateman and causes Maxine to fall to the outside possibly injuring her foot. Homicide then grabs Bateman by the head and slams him down head first to the mat. He angrily proceeds to stick his boot to the head of Bateman. In a hurry he picks Bateman up by the head and lifts him up with a Scoop Slam before slamming him down with a Sit Out Scoop Slam he calls the Bronx Bomber. He hooks the leg for the cover.
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Bateman kicks out. Angry Homicide takes Bateman's head and just slams it down on the mat repeatedly before lifting him up Homicide wastes no time in getting Bateman in position in a great hurry and proceeds to drop him with a devastating rendition of Da Cop Killa. Homicide covers.
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Homicide gains a pinfall as the clock reaches 3:42: Bateman 1-1 Homicide.
Dawson: That changes everything!, it's 1 a piece going into the final few minutes.
Regal: I don't believe that Derrick Bateman will be able to continue after that move. A truly nasty move that was.
Bateman struggles to his feet in the corner as the referee checks to see he is okay to continue. The referee gives Bateman the go ahead as Bateman refuses to give up the opportunity presented to him. As the referee indicates to both men to start again Homicide immediately runs at Bateman and proceeds to leap up and catch him with a Double Flying Knee in the corner, jacking Bateman's jaw. Bateman drops down to the mat, Homicide drags him into position and heads up to the top rope he looks around, Hernandez and Curtis are both brawling on the outside with Hernandez soon being backed by Konnan. Homicide then proceeds to yell out 'TO LIVE AND DIE IN LAX' before leaping off of the top rope with a Frog Splash down onto the mid section of Derrick Bateman. He stays atop for the cover.
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Homicide scores a pinfall as the clock reaches 0:56: Bateman 1-2 Homicide.
Regal: That's it, it must be over now.
Homicide immediately locks in an STF on the mat to keep Bateman grounded. The clock ticks down as Homicide stares with glee at the titantron counting it down. Bateman is struggling in the submission but is simply too spent to tap out. Homicide just rides out the rest of the match and forces Bateman to watch the clock reach 00:00.
Winner with 2 falls to 1: Homicide!
Homicide has his hand raised by the referee but pulls it away as he rolls out of the ring to be with his LAX team members. They begin to walk away from ringside leaving Bateman and Curtis both down as the do so. Homicide motions for the belt to be around his waist as we go elsewhere.
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The sound of fighting is heard as we're taken backstage, we see Kurt Angle and the Masked Man fighting back and forth. Kurt Angle tries to take the mask off but the Masked Man lifts him up into the air and dumps him down onto his head cracking him wide open hardway. The Masked Man continues to attack Angle, he grabs the nearest weapon he can find, a lead pipe and begins to just beat Angle down with it, coming backstage however are Bateman and Curtis after their match and they run at the Masked Man who makes a hasty exit. Bateman and Curtis shout for help as Maxine calls an ambulance for the downed Kurt Angle who is knocked out and bleeding profusely.
Dawson: I can't believe what we just witnessed. This has to put Angle's involvement at Lockdown or at any point in the near future in serious doubt.
Regal: That was a despicable act and even I can't condone that sort of thing.
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There is a huge mix reaction from the crowd following, CM Punk's music being played. CM Punk comes out from the back with the International Title over his shoulder and has a smirk on his face. CM Punk stops before continuing to head down to the ring and lays down the title, drops to his right knee and then shouts out "IT'S CLUBBERING TIME"
CM Punk then picks up the title and proceeds to head to the ring as he shows off his new possession. As, CM Punk approaches the ring, he gets onto the apron and climbs to the middle turnbuckle and hoists the International Title over his head which prompts a few more fans to boo him rather than cheer for him
CM Punk then heads inside the ring and walks over to the farthest corner and is handed a microphone. CM Punk walks around a bit before he takes a seat in the middle of the ring and gets on the microphone
CM Punk: I guess the question that people are asking is, where was, CM Punk last week. Well I'll tell you where I was. The only problem is, it's none of your business. Last week I took the week off and celebrated my third World Title reign here in UWF. I was enjoying it all the way to Anarchy when once again it was announced that my first title defense would be against multiple people. Yeah real great way to keep your top star not only on this brand, but in all of the UWF, a happy camper. At least it's only three other men I will defend my title against rather than the five I did back at No Way Out. This time, I'm not worried. I see who my opponents are and I know that this title is staying with me for a long time.
The crowd let's, CM Punk know how they feel about him
CM Punk: But now onto the much more reason why I am out here and it all goes like this, I told you so! I told you so! I TOLD YOU SO! I told you. I told you. And I certainly told you. What did I tell you all was going to happen at Money in the Bank. I knew that I would walk out the new International Champion and I did just that. Boy does it feel great to always know you're right about everything. And knowing all of you were too stupid to actually believe it. I bet I know who feels even more stupid now, Rhino. Because you see, Rhino is at home right now watching from his couch while probably eating chips and drinking beer because it's his way of getting past his second humiliating defeat by the hands of the NEWWWW International Champion, CM Punk.
The crowd boos heavily at, CM Punk
CM Punk: I find that a bit ironic, you all booing me. The last time I won the World Title back in January at the Royal Rumble, you all were cheering for me. You all couldn't get enough of, CM Punk. Then the night of my victory celebration on Raw you all went completely nuts about and kept wanting me to stay out longer before the rest of the show bored you. Five months later and you all have the nerve to boo me during my second title reign here between Anarchy and NXT. That's why I didn't fall for it when I came out from the back because I know exactly how all you fat slobs in the audience really are. You are all a bunch of classless degenerates whom probably is using the states funds because you're too lazy to get a real job. So instead you suck the pockets of myself and many others for example. Yet you can still afford to buy a Anarchy ticket. Only problem is, I'm not going to let you guys get the best of me again. I went there once and a gratefully regret each moment of it.
More heat gets put onto, CM Punk for his choice of words
CM Punk: Tonight is my night. Not yours. Not, Rhino's. Not anyone's except for fine. For over ninety-five days, I reigned supreme on this show when it was NXT. I did not suffer a loss for two consecutive months. I was on top of the world at that point. I had just defeated, Rhino the first time and went on to beat, Bully Ray for the NXT World Title. At that point, I didn't think anyone could get near me or my title. So then I suffered an injury that I cannot talk about due to privacy reasons and at No Way Out, I lost my World Title because I was not 100%. The fact I had to even defend my title against six other men for my first title defense was poor management decision making. After that moment, I basically fell flat on my face for a month. Then I faced, Stone Cold at WrestleMania and regained the confidence back and now here I stand before you as a 3-time UWF World Champion and reigning International Champion!
CM Punk puts his arms in the air as he's holding the title strap in his right hand. The crowd gives major heat to him
CM Punk: Now there is something going on around here that is really starting to grab my attention. I don't know who this masked man is, but I can tell you honestly here right now, I have nothing to do with him. I don't know who he is. Hell, it may not even be a he and could be a she. But I have no clue who this person is because they have been appearing quite too often in my matches. And this past Sunday, this person made their presence felt again as they got involved in my match and for all I know, he could of been coming for me. Who's to say it's not multiple people doing this and acting as one person. I don't know because I have nothing to do with this person or persons and nor do I want to. Bottom line is I'm the International World Champion and there's nothing you can do about it.
CM Punk smiles as the crowd boos at him
CM Punk: You're looking at the face of this show. From this day forth, it does not matter who comes my way. You want a shot at this title, then you had better get yourself in line because there are many who want the first crack at this bad boy on my shoulder. You're not looking at just the UWF International Champion, you're looking at the Best in the World and I will be keeping this until I'm ready to give it up. At Lockdown, it doesn't matter whom I pin. It's every man for himself and on Sunday, July 14th, I will leave still the International Champion!
CM Punk gets up to his feet and walks over to the ropes and holds up the International title once more before we head out for a break
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We go backstage where Vince Russo is walking around. He goes to go into his office but the door won't open. He tries kicking it but to no avail, he then gets a security guard who is nearby to bust down the door for him. Russo says his thanks and goes into his office only to find on the floor a black Baseball Bat. He picks it up and smirks before putting it in a bin. He walks over to his desk and opens up his laptop to find his background picture is now that of Sting. He looks around and laughs.
Vince Russo: Who did this? huh?, who's the wise-ass?... ah that's gold, man. Gold.
Russo continues on his business as we go to our next segment.
Trish is confronted in back by an attempt to be interviewed and Trish is not to pleased by that.
Maria:
Ladies and gentlemen. We are here with the most successful manager of all time Trish Stratus. Trish How are you feeling after Raw when HBK kicked you? How are you feeling about Umaga losing his match to Ziggler and then being attacked by Sheamus? The world wants to know your thoughts Trish.
The most successful manager of all time Trish Stratus:
Seriously… I would hurt you right now.
Maria:
Please don’t.
The most successful manager of all time Trish Stratus:
Then show a woman like myself some respect instead of spewing that crap.
Maria:
I’m sorry Trish.
The most successful manager of all time Trish Stratus:
That’s Ms. Stratus to you.
Maria:
Sorry Ms. Stratus.
The most successful manager of all time Trish Stratus:
Good. Now get out of my face. I don’t need you for this.
Maria:
Yes Ms. Stratus.
Maria quickly makes her exit.
The most successful manager of all time Trish Stratus:
Now to deal with the matters at hand. Firstly… Shawn… you better be glad I am hurt. I would challenge you and beat you in a match so quick if I was healthy but you had to hit me and why? Because you’re scared of this woman? You are threatened by me? You may claim you wanted to send a message to Edge but instead you decided to take it out on me? You better believe that we will strike back and there is a good chance that you will not be wrestling again after that. We gonna hurt you bad. Just know… this is your fault that you made this personal when you decided to attack me when all I did was tell the truth about you. Something you obviously cannot take.
Now as far as that other crap that idiot girl was talking about… about Ziggles winning… he just got lucky. That is all that is. Nothing more than that. But Sheamus… he is getting his nose in something it doesn’t belong in. He is looking to bite off a lot more than he can chew and if he thinks that his attack is going to go without any sort of repercussions then he is more delusional than that 40 year old idiot Shawn. People are going to learn… when you mess with Trish Stratus… you will get hurt.
Trish throws the mic at the ground causing a loud feedback sound and walks off camera.
Dawson: Well earlier tonight Homicide of LAX earned his shot at the Ironman Championship at Lockdown, up next we'll learn who his opponent will be as Triple H takes on the former International Champion when it was the NXT Championship, Bully Ray.
Regal: This mismatch of styles will surely lead to a sound wrestling match.
Dawson: I can only hope so, Triple H made his debut last week asking for a challenge and a challenge he has received.
TIME TO PLAY THE GAME
The crowd pop huge for Triple H because they all know that this week is his return to ring competition on the extreme brand: Anarchy. He steps out from the back in ring gear as is his custom wrestling for this brand. Into the smoke that rises from the steps Hunter steps as the crowd throw up a secondary pop as his silhouette appears. Hunter stands stoic for a moment for the ‘My Time’ intro segment drops on his entrance music at which points the lights come up and he bursts forward spraying water in the air and pumping his arms. He returns to his broad walking state and steely focus to make his way down to the ring. He makes his way around ringside and takes in a big gulp of water before getting up onto the ring apron, he proceeds to spit the water in the air and pose as the crowd cheer and bow to him. He then steps between the ropes and into the ring. He goes to the top rope to do his signature pose as the crowd continue to pop for him.
Christy Hemme: Introducing first, from Greenwich, Connecticut, weighing in at 255 pound, he is 'The Game' Triple H!
Bully Ray's theme begins to play and to the sound of boos Anarchy's resident Bully begins to make his way out to the entrance stage. He stands with his iPhone and is seemingly tweeting out his message for tonight. He makes his way down the ramp and stops to pose for the camera showing off his impressive calf physique. Bully Ray then gets into the ring and continues to use his phone.
Christy Hemme: And from New York City, weighing in at 290 pounds, please welcome back, Bully Ray!
Before the match can start Vince Russo pops up on the titantron much to the chagrin of the crowd and the men in the ring.
Vince Russo: Oh hey Hunter, remember me, I'm the guy who booked you to be the big deal you are... in the 1990's. But that's as far as our association goes, I've watched you since you were in that other company talking about how damn good you are and I've watched you become lazy. I watched you politic. I watched you become an office worker and now you want to come back here, to the New Breed of Sports Entertainment and get opportunities?. I don't think so pal, I didn't want ya here and I want rid of ya as soon as I can. You can blame your daddy in law for puttin' ya here in the first place. So Hunter tonight in this match if you draw or if you lose you are gone from the Anarchy roster. Oh and just to make it more exciting because god knows you've slowed down a hell of a lot these days, it ain't going to be a 15 minute Ironman Match... nah, it's going to be a 3 Minute Ironman Match. How's that for ya... ya big nose bastard!
Vince Russo dissapears off the screen as Triple H looks up angry. He looks down across the ring to Bully Ray who is laughing as he seemingly tweets about the recent happenings, the referee sounds the bell.
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The clock starts counting down from 3 minutes and Bully Ray has seemingly not noticed as he continues to play with his phone. Triple H has no time to waste and goes on the attack he pushes the phone Bully Ray has into his face smashing the glass screen into his forehead. Triple H then begins to berate Bully Ray with right hands in the corner. Triple H drags Bully Ray to his feet and whips him across the ring, he leans over looking for a Back Body Drop but Ray gets the boot up. Bully Ray runs off the ropes and is looking for a Clothesline but Triple H comes too and hits him with a Knee Strike stunning Bully Ray who stumbles back off of the ring ropes and into a kick in the gut from Triple H. Triple H then hooks both arms in a Double Underhook before leaping into the air and dropping Bully Ray down face first onto the mat with a Pedigree!. The clock is ticking down from one minute now as the crowd roar in approval. Triple H has a look up at the clock and sees he still has a bit of time. He lifts Bully Ray up and repeats the Pedigree to make sure!
Regal: Hunter's a good friend of mine and I wouldn't count him out just yet.
Dawson: I believe Triple H is proving Vince Russo wrong here.
Triple H rolls Bully Ray over and covers him.
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Triple scores a pinfall as the clock strikes 0:20: Triple H 1-0 Bully Ray
Triple H looks down at Bully Ray who is completely knocked out, he shrugs his shoulder and looks towards the camera he shouts 'Hey Russo, two words for ya!' and does the crotch chop as the crowd yell 'SUCK IT!'. Triple H goes to the top rope to pose as the bell sounds for the end of the match.
Winner with 1 pinfall to 0: Triple H
Triple H celebrates as the crowd cheer him on.
Dawson: Undoubtedly impressive from Triple H.
Regal: He won it when the odds were stacked against him but it will be tough for Bully Ray to come back from this.
Dawson: Regardless it's now confirmed Triple H will take on Homicide at Lockdown in a 30 Minute Ironman Match with the new Ironman Championship on the line, who will take home the new gold?
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Who hasn't listened to the blockbuster 4-Hour Roundtable edition of Chilling With Chase?... whoever put their hand up, you're a terrible person. Go listen to it, it's good fun.
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Dawson: Up next we're going to have Seth Rollins up against Sheamus and joining us on commentary is Vince Russo.
Russo: Glad to join you two boys, you're doing a hell of a job.
Regal: Why thank you very much, sir.
Christy Hemme: The following contest is set for one fall!
'The Trooper' by the legendary British Heavy Metal band Iron Maiden plays over the PA system and the crowd begin to boo loudly. Seth Rollins appears up in the crowd and proceeds to walk down from the stairs in the crowd. At the bottom of the stairs he dive rolls over the barricade and walks around ringside to fist-bump the General Manager Vince Russo who seems more than involved with Rollins. Rollins gets into the ring ready for his match.
Christy Hemme: Introducing first, from Davenport, Iowa, weighing in at 205 pounds, he is the holder of the Anarchy Money in The Bank Briefcase, Seth Rollins!
'Written In My Face' by Sean Jeaness hits the PA system and out comes Sheamus full of energy. He beats his chest and throws out his arms in his signature pose before walking down the ramp. He slaps hands with some crowd members before walking up the steps and then between the ropes into the ring. In front of the ropes he pounds his chest and throws his fists in the air again as the crowd cheer.
Christy Hemme: And his opponent, from Dublin, Ireland weighing in at 272 pounds, 'The Celtic Warrior' Sheamus!
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Sheamus takes his new shirt off, available of course at UWFShopzone.com, and proceeds to walk up towards Rollins in the centre of the ring, Rollins wastes no time in reaching up and pushing Sheamus away by the face. Sheamus visibly enraged then swings a big fist at the face of Rollins who ducks under. Sheamus turns around into a kick to the gut, Rollins hits Sheamus with a right hand and continues to kick him in the gut forcing him into the corner. Rollins then continues to fire away with shots to the head before taunting the crowd and screaming a bit. Rollins turns around into Sheamus who isn't in the mood for Rollins' shenanigans and proceeds to club him over the head with a Celtic Hammer. Rollins gets up and Sheamus hits him with another Celtic Hammer. This time when Rollins gets up he is in front of the ropes, Sheamus wastes no time Clotheslining Rollins over the top rope and down onto the floor below. Sheamus lets out a roar and pounds his chest as he takes control of the match-up.
Russo: Ah, come on!
Dawson: Sheamus taking control here.
Regal: I don't know how you can sit there and support a brute like Sheamus Tom, I certainly wouldn't!
Russo: You're a better man, William.
As Rollins is on the outside Sheamus reaches over and grabs him by the hair and lifts him up onto the ring apron. He then pulls his arms over the top rope and holds his head back with one hand before driving his club like fist into the chest of Rollins. The crowd chant along with Sheamus as he beats Rollins up but Rollins wriggles free and drops Sheamus down across the top rope stunning Sheamus onto his rear-end in the middle of the ring. Rollins quickly moves and gets onto the top rope. As Sheamus gets back to a vertical base Rollins leaps off of the top rope and goes for a Diving Cross Body but Sheamus catches him and hoists him up onto his shoulders. Sheamus then turns towards the centre of the ring before hitting Rollins with a Rolling Fireman's Carry. Sheamus then gets up and is already looking for the end. He begins to beat his chest and chant 'BROGUE' along with the crowd who are giving Sheamus a raucous ovation.
Russo: Ah, look at this big Irish goof beatin' his chest like the big gorilla he is!
Dawson: I think this means he's planning on kicking Rollins' head off though Sir.
Russo: You an expert in ape behaviour then Tony?
As Rollins struggles up to his feet Sheamus goes for his patented Brogue Kick but Rollins ducks, as Sheamus turns around Rollins blasts him with his Avada Kedavra Superkick dropping Sheamus down to the mat below. Rollins falls onto Sheamus for the cover.
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Sheamus kicks out. Rollins wastes no time locking in a Rear Chinlock on the mat. Sheamus in a seated position begins to struggle back up to a vertical base. With the crowd willing Sheamus eventually gets back to his feet and pulls Rollins into his arm before dropping him down with a Sidewalk Slam. Sheamus is still groggy from the Superkick and is struggling getting to his feet with the aid of the ring ropes. Rollins is already up in the corner. When Sheamus gets up he charges Rollins but Rollins gets his legs up and locks a Head Scissors before whipping Sheamus down to the outside. Sheamus spills down to the outside and Rollins sees his chance. He gets himself up onto the top rope. As Sheamus gets to his feet Rollins leaps off of the top rope down to the outside with a Crossbody which takes Sheamus down along with Rollins himself.
Russo: WHAT DIVE BY ROLLINS!, HOW IMPRESSIVE!, INCREDIBLE STUFF!
Dawson: Rollins leaving it all on the line
Russo: OH MY GOD!
Rollins springs back up onto his feet and looks to be full of fire as he grabs Sheamus by the head and proceeds to smash it off the steel ring steps before rolling him into the ring with his upper body hanging to the outside of the ring. Rollins then proceeds to get back up onto the top rope before leaping off and dropping a Diving Knee down across the chest of Sheamus. Sheamus rolls back into the ring holding his chest as Rollins follows shortly behind him. Rollins rolls Sheamus over and covers.
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Rollins looks stunned as he looks down at Sheamus. Rollins, irate, begins to pound the head of Sheamus against the mat and fires right hands into his face. Rollins gets up and begins to signal for the end. He's waiting for Sheamus to get onto his knee so he can kick his head off. As Sheamus does get to his knees Rollins goes for a Avada Kedavra but Sheamus blocks it and fires a shot into the gut of Rollins before smashing a clenched fist into his jaw which sends Rollins spiralling down to the mat holding his face. Sheamus rolls to the outside ring apron and waits for Rollins to get back onto his feet. As Rollins gets back onto his feet Sheamus pulls himself up and over the top rope before crashing into Rollins with a Slingshot Battering Ram!.
Russo: Oh no.
Regal: I've got to say that was impressive.
Russo: Who's side as you on!?
Sheamus gets up as Rollins also stumbles to his feet, he hoists Rollins up and proceeds to hit him with White Noise!. It looks to be over as Sheamus covers.
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Rollins rolls his shoulder out. Sheamus looks down at Rollins and mouths that he's a tough fella. Sheamus gets to his feet and grabs Rollins, he places his head between his legs. Sheamus throws his fists to the side before hoisting Rollins up onto his shoulders before hoisting him up in a Crucifix Position, Sheamus then goes to hit Rollins with Pale Justice but Rollins gets out of the predicament and lands down behind Sheamus he drops down to his knees and Low Blow's Sheamus!. The crowd boo but the referee doesn't call for a disqualification. Rollins looks down at Russo who is screaming at Rollins to finish the match. Rollins walks around and looks at Sheamus before letting out a roar to signal he's going for the Blackout but ironically the lights go out.
Russo: Aw shit!
Regal: Who put the bloody lights off!
The crowd pop for the lights going off and when they come back on they let out and even louder pop as it appears that Sting has descended to the ring on a rope, but it soon becomes apparent that it's a manequin donning Sting's famous facepaint and leather trenchcoat. Rollins seems visibly stunned by this and bashes the manequin away tossing it out of the ring but the distraction has allowed Sheamus to get back to his feet so Rollins turns his attention back to Sheamus but Sheamus pushes Rollins away before leaping at him with a Brogue Kick which catches Rollins right on the jaw knocking him out immediately as he crashes to the mat!. Sheamus falls on Rollins for the cover.
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Winner: Sheamus!
Sheamus has his hand raised by the referee as the crowd cheer.
Russo: I'm going to find out who's behind these tricks, but all's fair and Sheamus won... but we'll see how he does against Umaga at Lockdown in a Samoan Strap Match INSIDE the cage with the Extreme Title on the line!
Dawson: Is that official!?
Russo: Hey, I'm the General Manager baby, I make the decisions around here, and don't forget it.
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Christy Hemme: Ladies and Gentleman the following contest is set for one fall!
Christy Hemme: Introducing first, being accompanied by Shannon Moore, from Cameron, North Carolina, weighing in at 235 pounds... Matt Hardy, Version 1!
The crowd is firing off tons of heat as Matt Hardy appears from the back with Shannon Moore as they both hold up Hardy's signature hand sign as they make their way towards the ring. The fans are chanting towards Hardy as Hardy enters the ring and goes onto the ropes and does his signature pose on the ropes, then does the title belt pose with his hands moving around his waist before dropping to the mat waiting for Dolph Ziggler to appear, while Shannon Moore stands at ringside.
Christy Hemme: And his opponent, from Hollywood, Florida, weighing in at 213 pounds... Dolph Ziggler!
More boos are being flown throughout the stadium as Dolph Ziggler enters the arena though the back and poses towards the crowd, then makes his way down towards the ring. Ziggler jumps onto the apron and mocks Matt Hardy with a facial expression and he poses towards the crowd again, drawing even more boos from the crowd. The referee keeps both men away from each other as he signals for the bell.
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The crowd starts firing off boos at both of the wrestlers in this match, not wanting to witness eithe of them win but wanting to see both of them beat the crap out of each other. Hardy has an annoyed look written on him while Ziggler has developed a cocky look on his face. Moore starts taunting Ziggler from the corner as Ziggler quickly runs up and tries to boot Moore in the face but misses, Hardy runs up and knocks Ziggler to the corner and starts to land quick punches to Ziggler, Ziggler crouching by the corner while trying to block the attacks. Hardy then lands a stomp to the gut before whipping Ziggler towards the opposite corner. Hardy then comes running at Ziggler but Ziggler raises his foot and Hardy crashes into it, back up a few paces. Ziggler then runs at Hardy as he nails a running stomp to the shin of Hardy as Hardy goes on one knee, then Ziggler grapples Hardy and ends up tossing him out of the ring! Hardy makes it back to his feet and stands there for a second, then becomes enraged as he realizes that he's just been duped as he runs back inside the ring and charges at Ziggler, Ziggler grabbing the oncoming Hardy and throws him out of the ring again but Hardy grabs onto the ropes without Ziggler realizing it, Ziggler then stands there and claims to the crowd how smart he is as Hardy comes running from behind and hits a clothesline to the back of the head!
Dawson: Both men know how to play dirty Mister Regal, it's just a matter on who can play dirtier that will determine who will win the match.
Regal: That may be true Tony, but don't forget that the normal rules of being dirty doesn't apply here, because there are no rules!
Hardy starts to yell at Ziggler as Ziggler is on the ground while holding onto the back of his head as Hardy lifts him to his feet and starts to smash his head onto the top turnbuckle several times. Hardy the stops and throws Ziggler to the ground as Hardy looks into the crowd and poses, drawing some boos from the audience. Moore then starts to cheer for Matt as Hardy drags Ziggler in the middle of the ring and places both of his hands on Ziggler's throat, choking him in the center of the ring! Ziggler tries to take Hardy's hands away from his throat but is unable to, but the referee gives Ziggler a fighting chance and breaks the choke. Hardy gets up and starts yelling with the referee and gives him a shove, but the referee isn't taking any shit and shoves Hardy back. Hardy snorts out his frustration and goes towards Ziggler but Ziggler crawls away and gets on his knees and holds his hands out in prayer, asking for forgiveness from Hardy. Hardy doesn't buy it as he goes for a grab but Ziggler lands a low blow onto Hardy as Hardy's eyes go wide and crashes onto the mat!
Dawson: A low blow is probably one of the dirtiest tricks in the book, but oddly enough I think that Hardy can top that with his own dirty tactics.
Regal: I agree Tony, don't forget that Matt Hardy has Shannon Moore on his side as well.
Matt Hardy is on the ground as Dolph Ziggler gets onto his feet and laughs at the pain from Hardy, which gathers a negative reaction from the crowd. Ziggler walks up to Hardy as he pushes Hardy towards the ropes with his foot and starts to furiously stomp onto the body of Hardy, then places both of his feet onto Hardy's face as he pushes onto it using the help from the ropes. Hardy starts to swing his feet around while he's yelling for help as Shannon Moore comes to the aid by pulling Hardy out of the ring. Hardy is holding his face with his hands as Moore checks on his head, but Ziggler exits the ring and shoves Moore aside as Ziggler goes on the offense some more with a kick to the gut then some fists to the back of Hardy as he throws him back inside the ring. Ziggler then climbs onto the top rope as he awaits for Hardy to get back up, then poses towards the crowd which draws some nice boos as Shannon Moore jumps onto the apron and shakes the ropes, Ziggler crashing onto the turnbuckle as he sits down, the shock jolting through his body. Matt Hardy sees the golden opportunity as he quickly runs onto the ropes and grabs a hold of Ziggler's trunks, lifts him up in the air and executing a superplex from the ropes! The crowd loves the execution of the move but shoots a mixed reaction as Hardy goes for the pin...
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And Matt Hardy kicks out! Ziggler was sure that he won it right there and gets angry as Moore jumps onto the apron while yelling more taunts to Ziggler. Ziggler runs up to Moore as Moore jumps to the ground. Ziggler though sticks his body out of the ring and grabs a hold of Moore's hair and he pulls him to the apron of the ring, then steps to the apron himself as he nails the Name Dropper onto Moore on the apron! Moore gets knocked out as he crashes onto the ground but Hardy runs up and shoves Ziggler onto the security barrier nearby. Ziggler looks out of it as Hardy exits the ring himself and grabs a chair nearby from the announcer's table and folds it up, then walks towards Ziggler still hanging onto the security barrier and goes for a chair shot but Ziggler nails another low blow onto Hardy. Hardy falls to his knees while comforting his groin while Ziggler laughs, which the fans nearby start yelling at Ziggler to shut up. Ziggler doesn't like that and yells back at the fan but turns back to Hardy as Hardy runs up and punches Ziggler in the groin himself! Ziggler's eyes go wide as he's getting a taste of his own medicine, then crashes to the ground. Hardy then smiles as he grabs the chair and starts hitting Ziggler on the back several times, then sits him up and he goes for a face shot but Ziggler rolls out of the way and gets up, then grabs a hold of Matt and nails a jumping DDT onto the ground!
Regal: Both men are proving to the crowd why they should be hated right now, but it appears to me that Ziggler is getting the advantage in this match.
Dawson: Well he's impressed me so far William, I mean he's taken out both Hardy and Moore and he's still fighting like a boss!
Regal: Never say that in my presence again.
Ziggler gets pumped up as the crowd starts to boo at Ziggler again, this time a fan ends up throwing a paper wrapper at Ziggler. Ziggler freaks out at the fan but security ends up keeping Ziggler away from the crowd as he looks at Hardy and throws him back inside the ring, then grabs a hold of the chair and throws it inside as well. Ziggler enters the ring and moves the chair to the center of the ring, then places Hardy beside it as he waits for Hardy to get up while impatiently waiting at the corner, then runs up to Hardy as he makes it to his feet, then jumps in the air as he goes for a Zig Zag to the chair but Hardy throws Ziggler away from him, Ziggler getting back up as Hardy grapples Ziggler and nails the Side Effect onto Ziggler! Hardy has a pissed off look on him as he picks up Ziggler and brings him towards the chair, sets him up for his finisher and nails the Twist of Fate onto the chair! The crowd goes 'oooh' as Hardy goes down for the pin...
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NO! ZIGGLER KICKS OUT! The fans send off most a positive reaction as Hardy goes wide eyed and can only keep silent as he looks at the crowd, who is loving seeing Hardy get frustrated. Moore is back up as he's telling towards the fans to shut up, Hardy can look keep silent as his cheeks go beet red. Hardy grabs Ziggler by the hair as he sets him up for another Twist of Fate but Ziggler knees Matt in the gut, then runs towards the ropes and bounces back as he nails the Zig Zag onto Matt Hardy! Some fans give off a pop as Ziggler gets cocky and runs around the ring, posing, but Moore jumps up and starts to mouth off at Ziggler again. Ziggler, with a smile on his face, walks up to Moore and grabs him by the head and looks at him dead in the eyes up close but doesn't realize that Moore has thrown a lead pipe to Hardy. Hardy hides the pipe under him as he pretends to be knocked out as Ziggler throws Moore off the apron, then approaches Hardy as Matt Hardy quickly turns around and cracks the lead pipe into the skull of Ziggler! Ziggler looks KO'd as boos are flying at Hardy. Hardy smiles as he goes for the cover...
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NO WAIT! Hardy breaks the cover himself and stands up as he has a fiendish smile on his face. Moore screams at Hardy and asks him what he is doing. Hardy then laughs as he steps onto the top rope and signals for the Legdrop, but then adds a second signal that he's going to become International Champion at Lockdown as he jumps off the top rope and goes for the Leg Drop but Ziggler moves out of the way as Hardy crashes to the mat! Ziggler gets up and starts laughing out loud, motioning to Hardy that he really hit his hand with the pipe instead of his face. The crowd starts to boo knowing that Ziggler was playing possum as Ziggler brings up Hardy and hits a Zig Zag as Hardy's back part of his head goes crashing onto the steel chair! Ziggler gets up and looks at Moore with a dirty smile as he goes for the pin...
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Dawson: What a dirty trick! Ziggler thinking that Hardy has it won!
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Ding! Ding! Ding!
Winner of this match via Pinfall... Dolph Ziggler!
Dawson: Both men were trying to out cheat each other, but it's Dolph Ziggler who comes up top trumps.
Regal: Yes, young master Ziggler sure has a hell of a penchant for playing dirty, I love it.
As the crowd are booing Dolph Ziggler suddenly the masked man comes jumping over the barricade and into the ring unbeknownst to Ziggler. As Ziggler turns around he is taken down to the mat with great force with a Spear!.
Dawson: IT'S THE MASKED ASSAILANT!
Regal: And I bet he's the one who took out Kurt Angle earlier tonight and sent him away in the ambulance!
The masked man then grabs the fallen Matt Hardy, places his head between his legs before lifting him up and throwing him down across the limp body of Ziggler with a Powerbomb!. Onto the ramp comes CM Punk who looks on with a stern face as the crowd boo heavily, this is the scene as Anarchy's goes off the air.
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Credits
Natlav - Dolph Ziggler Vs Matt Hardy
Sam - Everything else
Promos cut by their respective handlers
UWF.COM UPDATE~! - Due to the attack Kurt Angle suffered he has been ruled as unfit to compete for the forseeable future. Replacing him in the Lockdown Four Way Cage Match for the International Championship will be the man who Angle defeated to earn the shot, Johnny Curtis!.
CONFIRMED FOR LOCKDOWN
UWF International Heavyweight Championship
Four Way Cage Match
CM Punk(c) Vs Dolph Ziggler Vs Matt Hardy Vs Johnny Curtis
UWF Extreme Championship
Caged Samoan Strap Match
Umaga(c) Vs Sheamus
UWF Ironman Championship
30-Minute Ironman Match
Homicide Vs Triple H
ooc: Apologies for the lateness of the show, that's totally down to me and my lack preparation this week. Last time it happens, preview will be up later tonight.
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