The Brooklyn Brawler is already in the ring with his hands in the air, chair in one of them as the ring announcements are made.
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is a Chairs Match, set for one fall!, in the ring from Brooklyn, New York... The Brooklyn Brawler!
YEEEAAAHHHH!
Batista's entrance music 'I Walk Alone' by Saliva hits the PA system and the big brute himself walks out on the the stage. He walks around the stage with great intensity before doing his signature machine gun pyro posturing. With the final bang Batista begins to walk down the ramp. Once ringside he grabs himself one of many chairs that litter the ringside area. He then jogs up the ring steps and steps between the ropes before heading up the top rope and flexing his guns. Batista steps down ready for action.
Lillian Garcia: And his opponent, from Washington, D.C, weighing in at 326 pounds, he is 'The Animal' Batista!.
Batista and The Brawler stand at the opposite ends of the ring, chairs ready in hand. As soon as the bell sounds the Brawler and Batista charge at each other, chairs aloft in the air, they both swing at the same time and the chairs connect with each other. What ensues now is a chair fight not dissimilar to a sword fight, or a lightsaber battle if your of the nerdy persuasion. Eventually after about four or five clashes of Steel Chairs, Batista knocks the chair out of the Brooklyn Brawlers hands. Batista then takes a swing at Brawler with the slightly dented chair he has in his hand, but the Brawler wisely drops down and crawls between Batista's legs and Batista's swing of the chair hits nothing but the ring rope, causing Batista to drop the chair down out of the ring. Batista turns round looking rather angry, he charges at the Brooklyn Brawler, but the Brawler sees him coming and simply sidesteps causing Batista to run into and trip over the top rope down to the outside onto his face on the outside. The Brawler throws his hands in the air, he can't believe it!.
JR: And the Brooklyn Brawler, I can't believe I'm even saying this, has taken the early advantage against Batista here!.
Piper: Just wait 'till The Animal rips his head off, then we'll see who has the advantage JR.
What the Brawler doesn't realise is that the ringside area is littered with Steel Chairs. So as Batista gets up he immediately grabs a chair and tries to enter the ring but the Brawler kicks at his hands causing Batista to back peddle. Batista beckons the Brawler to join him on the outside but the Brawler refuses. Batista tries to enter the ring again but the Brawler goes for a Baseball Slide, Batista sidesteps and the Brawler slides right out of the ring. Batista stands over the Brawler who finds himself now in a tough situation, so using all of his wisdom, as Batista lifts the chair into the air, the Brawler simply low-blows Batista and pulls him into the outside ring barricade. The Brawler then lifts Batista's legs up and tosses him up and over the barricade into the front row which again is littered with Steel Chairs. And people. As the fans are jeering Batista to his face the Brawler climbs up onto the barricade and proceeds to 'leap' down onto Batista with a Double Axe Handle to the back as Batista stumbles a bit getting to his feet.
Piper: Ah, c'mon!, I've jumped higher than he just jumped off of, what a pussy.
JR: Insults aside, I still can't believe that the Brooklyn Brawler... Steve Lombardi, has the advantage in this match!.
The Brawler grabs a chair from an unassuming seated fan causing him to topple over and spill his beer. Terrible actions. The Brawler uses the chair and smacks Batista over the back with it. It doesn't seem to affect Batista however as he turns round and stares down the Brawler, the Brawler runs away, avoiding the spilled beer. Batista runs and not seeing the spilled cup of beer, slips on it and falls on his rear end. The Brawler runs at and hits Batista with a kick to the face dropping the big man. The Brawler then asks a fan 'Hey, can a guy get a bottle a beer in here?!' the fan hands his idol a cup of beer which he proceeds to pour over the fallen Batista, saving the last sip for himself, he throws his hands in the air as the crowd cheer. However this bout of showboating has cost the Brooklyn Brawler as Batista is now on his feet as he turns round into him. Batista wipes the beer from his brow and proceeds to grab Brawler by the head and toss him over the barricade down to outside and climb over himself, he has the Brawler by his rather tattered jeans.
Piper: Ugh.... FINALLY
Batista has the Brawler by the jeans and he lifts him up by them into the air before tossing him over the announce tables into our commentary team. Piper looks rather pissed about it. Regardless Batista walks over and has Brawler in his hands again, he takes him around ringside before tossing him into the ring. Batista grabs a chair, he tosses it into the ring before getting another chair and tossing that into the ring. He then enters the ring himself. The Brawler tries to escape the ring but Batista grabs him in one of the holes in his shirt and drags him towards him before lifting him up into the air in a Military Press before dropping him down onto the ring rope, hotshotting Brawler on the top rope and causing him to fall to the mat. Batista grabs a chair now and begins to use it on the Brawler, destroying him as he cowers against the ropes to try and escape, he does so, rolling to the outside and faceplanting down onto the outside. Batista tosses the chair down to the mat and drops down to the outside himself.
JR: Brawler's running like a scalded dog!... or at least he's trying to...
Batista grabs the Brawler, but the Brawler drops down and drops Batista with a low Dropkick to the shins of Batista dropping the big man down onto his knees. Brawler then sets about hitting Batista with fists to the head and face, but Batista simply shoves him away. The Brawler falls onto his face on the mat facing away from Batista against the Steel Steps, as he gets up and turns around Batista races at him and launches himself into the Brawler taking him into the Steel Steps with a devastating Spear!. Batista gets up and roars like a wild animal. He grabs another steel chair on the outside and proceeds to choke the Brooklyn Brawler with it before tossing it into the ring. Batista grabs the Brawler but Brawler tries to crawl under the ring, Batista pulls him back out, but the Brawler has grabbed a chair and he swings it backwards over his head and cracks Batista over the head with it causing 'The Animal' to fall down on the outside. The Brawler then slides into the ring, chair in hand.
JR: Bah gawd!, sickening chair shot from the Brooklyn Brawler!.
Piper: I didn't know he had it in him!...
Batista gets up to his feet on the outside and sees the Brawler setting up the chairs against each other in a seated position. The Brawler is blind to the fact Batista is even on his feet as Batista walks around the ring and waits for the Brawler to even attempt the triple jump move to the outside. The Brawler does in fact go for it but he stops on the chairs and notices Batista is not there. Batista is right behind him now, the Brawler however improvises and throws himself off into Batista knocking Batista down with a sort of... it was really just a leap onto Batista with no technique. The Brawler looks to the top rope and points to it as the crowd begin to cheer him on. The Brawler takes his time climbing the top rope, seemingly afraid of heights, but he eventually gets himself up, but Batista is on his feet. He again just leaps off in Batista's general direction Batista however catches him this time and turns around before lifting Brawler up onto his shoulders in position for the Batista Bomb before slamming the Brooklyn Brawler down into the FOUR CHAIRS, which were in the seated position in an absolutely brutal manner!.
JR: BAH GAWD!, BAH GAWD!, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!... LITERALLY BROKEN IN HALF!.
Piper: That was brutal JR!... I LOVE IT!.
Batista looks down at the broken Brawler and drags him towards the centre of the ring before covering him.
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Winner: Batista!.
Batista's job is safe as he realizes he's just earned himself a World title match. The crowd gives off a mixed reaction as Batista has a smug I told you so look on his face. It is this face we see on his face as Halloween Havok heads to its next segment!
We open the scene on all 5 members of Y.E.S. Leaving the shopping mall. AJ has 2 bags in her hands and has Daniel carrying 2. Bray is dragging Eli away from the sex toy shop and Damien is still in disbelief with his interaction with the person working at Hot Topic. Damien lifts the clipboard and checks the petition.
Damien Sandow: So, gentlemen, let us recap what we’ve accomplished here this evening: Mr. Cottonwood fell for some harlot at a so called pleasure store, Mr. Wyatt attempted to preach decent and respectable moral values to the morally bankrupt, I was horrendously disrespected in that God-awful and tasteless novelty shop, Ms. Lee went shopping for a new wardrobe, and Mr. Bryan…what did you achieve this evening?
Daniel Bryan: I watched AJ shop for clothes.
Daniel kisses AJ on the cheek.
Damien Sandow: Very well then, I must say I deduced earlier and knew it to be true deep down that this desperation act would fall flat on its face. Which is precisely why Gentlemen I ask the simple question, why look to these parasitic imbeciles to solve our problems when they are unable to help themselves. Our combined intellect far outweighs anything they could ever hope to accomplish, therefore I suggest we abandon this petition and all its signatures and simply continue to do what we’ve always done, and that is come out victorious in the long run.
Daniel Bryan: We only have 5 signatures, don't we?
Damien Sandow: The amount of signatures on this petition is irrelevant.
Daniel Bryan: So.....you're saying that would be a YES! YES! YES!
Damien Sandow: For your amusement, Daniel, You're Welcome.
All 5members walk into the sunset or, in AJ's case, skip.
After a grueling battle with the Brooklyn Brawler, we head to the locker room of the man who is now guaranteed a future World Championship Match. That man is the Animal Batista. Batista stands in front of the television, watching whatever program he sees fit.
As Batista watches on intently, his locker room door can be heard opening. Batista quickly turns towards the door and stares at the person walking in; it is quite possibly the last person Batista expected to see on this evening.
"Pope" D'Angelo Dinero: Hey, Big Daddy Dave, what's crackin' pimpin'?
Batista steps closer to Dinero; ready for a fight.
Batista: What the hell are you doing here?
Pope: Whoa, whoa. Hol' up there daddy. Pope's not here to fight. Pope's here to congratulate 'ya. Pope saw what 'ya did out there earlier. 'Ya ran through the Brooklyn Brawler like he was nothin'. Now 'ya got 'yaself a World Title match in 'ya back pocket. But that's also why Pope's here pimpin'. Pope came all the way to 'ya hometown of Washington D.C to tell 'ya that, 'ya will not be recievin' a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship!
Batista: What?! What are you FREAKIN' talking about?!
Pope: That's right daddy. 'Ya not goin' recieve a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship. And let Pope tell 'ya why. 'Ya see, over the past few days, Pope 'ya boss Desmond Roughie have been exchangin' texts and emails. Now, Pope doesn't like Desmond and Desmond doesn't like Pope, but we've managed to come to a gentlemen's agreement.
Batista: Are you going to get to the point?
Pope: Pope's point is this daddy. Throughout Pope and Desmond's exchange, the two of us decided to make UWF history. And 'ya are a part of it big Dave. 'Ya see, for the first time in UWF history, there will be a trade. One superstar leaves Raw and goes to Smackdown and one superstar leaves Smackdown and goes to Raw. And 'ya big Dave, have been the superstar chosen to leave Smackdown and head to Pope's show!
Batista: What?
Pope: That's right, so I hope 'ya enjoyed 'ya match out there, 'cuz it was 'ya last one on Smackdown.
The surprise is written all over Batista's face. He barely has time to react before Dinero continues.
Pope: But Dave, Pope's goin' do 'ya a favor. 'Ya see, like Pope said earlier, 'ya got that World Championship Match in 'ya back pocket. It jus' ain't goin' be the World Heavyweight Championship. But Pope's goin' do 'ya one better daddy. On the next edition of Raw, on Dave Batista's first night as a member of the Raw Roster; Dave Batista will get his World Title Match! That's right, in the Main Event Big Dave; 'ya will challenge the UWF Champion one on one!
Batista's surprised expression now changes to one of extreme satisfaction; he's got a UWF Championship Match coming to him.
Dinero: Welcome to Raw. I'll see 'ya soon.
With that, Dinero pats Batista on the shoulder and exits his locker room, leaving a smiling Animal alone with his thoughts.
Fade.
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The fans hit hysterics as the realize Jeff Hardy is on his way out to the arena. The same theme music he used when he made an allegiance with Edge, "No More Words" booms out as Hardy finally makes his way out from behind the curtain. He stands at the top of the ramp and takes in the fans reaction before making his way down to the ring,
The Enigma makes his way into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle and doesn't strike a signature pose, but stands there for fans to get a photo opportunity before leaping but it's not even that as he glances over his shoulder, knowing his tag partner is about to show up.
YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME!
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Edge walks out on stage and is pumped for his upcoming match. He walks out towards the middle of the ramp and does his pose.
Lillian Garcia: Introducing first from Toronto, Ontario, Canada: Weighing in at 241 pounds he is the Rated-R…Superstar…Edge!
He continues down the ramp and slides in under the ring.
He then goes up on the ropes and poses for the crowd as they all cheer loudly for him.
He gets down, taking his shirt off, and readies himself for the match.
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The crowd immediately breaks into a chorus of boos as 1 half of the UWF Tag Team Champions Daniel Bryan, the self-proclaimed “Best Wrestler In The World†makes his way from the back. Much to the crowd's chagrin, he is in a great mood here tonight. Behind him appears one of his fellow Y.E.S Members Bray Wyatt
Lillian Garcia: And his opponent, from Aberdeen Washington he is one half of the UWF Tag Team Champions, Daniel Bryan.
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The audience immediately boos, as Sandow emerges on stage with a microphone in hand. He holds up both his hands to the audience as if he's getting cheered before he begins to make his way down to the ring his arms up the entire time, before he makes it to ringside.Sandow walks up the steel steps and steps into the ring standing in the middle of the ring, looking out to the audience he holds up one finger telling everyone to pay attention. He lifts up his Tag Team Championship alongside his partner and the two give them hell.
Lillian Garcia: And his tag team partner he is one half of the UWF World Tag Team Championships! Damien Sandow!
The four heated rivals look over each other as the bell is rung.
*Ding Ding Ding*
Jim Ross: Folks, this match has been all the talk of UWF Universe, Damien Sandow’s seven consective match in as many weeks and their first televised title defence against two men who are hot favourites to defeat YES; Jeff Hardy & Edge.
Roddy Piper: JR, if YES want to walk away from this match, they need to divide and conquer Edge & Jeff Hardy to do what they do best, wear down their opponents with their technical prowess, that is their best option.
Daniel Bryan starts off for his team as Jeff Hardy and Edge discuss amongst themselves whose gonna start for them, ultimately they go with Jeff Hardy. Daniel Bryan and Damien Sandow chuckle at Jeff Hardy as he strolls up to the centre of the ring, Daniel Bryan gets up into Jeff Hardy before delivering a slap across the face of Jeff Hardy but Jeff Hardy simply rubs his hands together and nods his head before delivering an even harder slap back to Daniel Bryan, sending him down to one knee; Jeff Hardy opens his arms to taunt Daniel Bryan as Bryan gets back to his feet, he gets right up into Jeff Hardy’s face and yells “LET’S WRESTLE!†Jeff Hardy shrugs his shoulders, before locking it up into a collar and elbow tie up Jeff Hardy and Daniel Bryan jockey for position in the middle of the ring. Jeff Hardy using his height advantage to get a better starting position but don’t count Daniel Bryan out as he manages to twist Hardy’s balance into a sit headlock. Hardy trapped in the side headlock pushes Daniel Bryan forwards into the ring ropes, as Daniel Bryan rebounds, Jeff Hardy leapfrogs over Daniel Bryan as Bryan comes back off the ring ropes again, Jeff Hardy goes for a Hip-toss but Daniel Bryan leaps through it and grabs the arm of Hardy and pulls him down to canvas going for the LeBell Lock in the early going but Jeff Hardy somersaults forward out of it into a Jackknife pin to Daniel Bryan.
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Roddy Piper: Since when could Jeff Hardy do that?
Jim Ross: Since the stakes have been raised.
Daniel Bryan manages to bridge upwards and turns Jeff Hardy inside out but Jeff Hardy drops to the canvas tries to bring Daniel Bryan down with him but Daniel Bryan drops to his knees trapping Hardy’s shoulders down on the mat but Hardy uses his legs to hook underneath Daniel Bryan’s arms and pushes Daniel Bryan down to the mat but Daniel Bryan rolls backwards and back to his feet to deliver a brutal MMA kick across the head of Jeff Hardy. Hardy collapses to the side as Daniel Bryan shakes his head “YOU DON’T OUTWRESTLE ME!!†before dropping down to his knees and making a cover on Jeff Hardy.
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Jim Ross: Blah god, what a head shot by Daniel Bryan.
Roddy Piper: Jeff Hardy could be out of this?
Jeff Hardy kicks out!
Daniel Bryan sits back up as Damien Sandow, offers his hand for a tag, Daniel Bryan makes the tag as Damien Sandow climbs into the ring, as Jeff Hardy picks himself up; trying to clear the cobwebs as Damien Sandow grabs Jeff Hardy by the shoulder and sits him around but Hardy uses his momentum to spin around into an elbow smash to Damien Sandow; Sandow holds his chin as Jeff Hardy grabs Damien Sandow by the arm and goes for an Irish Whip but Sandow’s reserves the attempt and sends Jeff Hardy to the ropes closest to his partner Edge, who slaps Hardy across the shoulder. With the blind tag made, Edge prepares to go into the ring as Jeff Hardy ducks the clothesline from Damien Sandow and slides out of the ring, Edge charges across and catches Damien Sandow offguard with a clothesline; knocking down to the canvas.
Jim Ross: It seems apparent that Jeff Hardy & Edge are somewhat still on the same page, regardless of their alteration earlier.
Roddy Piper: We’ll see JR, we’ll see.
Damien Sandow picks himself up as Edge stalks him, goes to grab Sandow into a side headlock but Sandow has other ideas, pushing himself free before ducking under Edge’s attempt to go for a clothesline but Sandow manages to duck underneath and in the same motion grabs the neck of Edge and brings him down to the canvas with a Neckbreaker. Damien Sandow gets back to his feet and tags back in Daniel Bryan, Daniel Bryan leaps over the top rope as Edge holds his neck and picks himself up, Daniel Bryan pounces and grabs Edge into a headlock, squeezing on the neck and head of Edge, hoping to follow through with the neckbreaker, as Edge shows off his strength and power as the biggest man in the match by lifting Daniel Bryan and drops down, so Daniel Bryan’s back is facing Jeff Hardy’s corner. Edge then picks up speed and drives Daniel Bryan backwards straight into the turnbuckle, knocking the wind out of Daniel Bryan, he releases the hold on Edge, allowing Jeff Hardy to make the tag to get into the ring. Hardy gets into the ring as Edge climbs out as Jeff Hardy leaps onto the second rope before swinging down to drive a dropkick to the face of Daniel Bryan before dragging him to the centre of the ring to make a cover which Charles Robinson makes a count on.
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Daniel Bryan kicks out!
Daniel Bryan pushes Jeff Hardy off of him as Jeff Hardy gets back to his feet as Daniel Bryan looks slightly frustrated after being caught offguard but gets back to his feet; Jeff Hardy spins Daniel Bryan into a right hook but Daniel Bryan fires back with a right hook of his own, which gets the crowd going “NO!†as Jeff Hardy fires back and the crowd cheer with a “YES!†chant, seemingly winding up Damien Sandow and Daniel Bryan, while Daniel Bryan continues to exchange the blows with Hardy; Damien Sandow opens up his arms and yells at the crowd “Ignorant fools!†before turning back to the ring, almost perfect timing as Daniel Bryan gets the advantage and knees Jeff Hardy in the gut before going to Irish Whip Jeff Hardy into the ring ropes, but Jeff Hardy manages to duck underneath Daniel Bryan’s clothesline straight into the opposite ring ropes but Damien Sandow is lying in wait and delivers a knee to the back of Jeff Hardy; sending Hardy staggering forward into Daniel Bryan who leaps up and grabs Jeff Hardy to an Armbreaker take down; Daniel Bryan then proceeds to wrap his legs around the left arm of Jeff Hardy and begins to tug and pull at the hold.
Jim Ross: Blah, Damien Sandow just helped out his partner big time!
Roddy Piper: That’s what a good team does, JR!
Daniel Bryan is wrenching on the arm of Jeff Hardy who attempts to move his body to get near the ring ropes but can’t as Daniel Bryan continues to tug and pull on the arm of Jeff Hardy, Hardy begins to use his feet to find the ring ropes and seemingly manages to find them but as he does, Damien Sandow quickly pushes them off, out of sight of Charles Robinson. Jeff Hardy roars in agony but continues to attempt to escape the hold, moving his body inwards to get some advantage but Daniel Bryan is quick on his feet to readjust the hold, this time his feet are pushing on the ribcage of Jeff Hardy; quite literally stretching the right arm of Jeff Hardy. Edge is pacing up and down on the ring apron, seemingly frustrated but with Charles Robinson distracted by checking on Jeff Hardy allows Daniel Bryan to free up his right arm as he reaches out for the hand of Damien Sandow and the two begin to team up, with Damien Sandow leaning back off the ring apron, causing Jeff Hardy even more agony but as Charles Robinson looks up; the two releases their grip on each other and act obvious to any wrongdoing. Charles Robinson then goes back to checking on Jeff Hardy, allowing both members of YES to continue on with their tactics.
Jim Ross: Blah, what cheating scumbags are Daniel Bryan & Damien Sandow.
Roddy Piper: JR, it ain’t cheating if it isn’t seen!
Damien Sandow roars as Daniel Bryan as they continue to tug on the left arm of Jeff Hardy but they make too much of a comition about it, gaining Charles Robinson’s attention, who gets to his feet and yells at Damien Sandow. Daniel Bryan gets back to his feet and tells the referee to pay attention, but causes an argument between both members of YES and Charles Robinson; albeit, while this is going on, Edge and Jeff Hardy make a tag and Edge charges into the ring and blindsides Daniel Bryan but Charles Robinson grabs Edge and pulls him back and yells at him to get back on the ring apron, Edge can’t believe it as Daniel Bryan chuckles and grabs Jeff Hardy by the foot and pulls him back to the centre of the ring before tossing him up against turnbuckle. With Edge and Charles Robinson now arguing, both Sandow and Daniel Bryan get into the ring and begin to double stomp a mudhole into the gut of Jeff Hardy, the fans are livid, then Daniel Bryan and Damien Sandow fake a tag clapping their hands together which seemingly gains Charles Robinson’s attention. With Sandow now in the ring with Jeff Hardy, Sandow head tosses Jeff Hardy into the middle of the ring and grabs the left arm of Jeff Hardy into his own armbar while pushing all his bodyweight across the back of Jeff Hardy, causing more agony to Jeff Hardy.
Jim Ross: I’m telling ya Hotrod, I’d love to see play fairly, because they’d be in serious trouble right now.
Roddy Piper: JR, they are fighting fairly, they are using their brains.
Sandow manages to push Jeff Hardy down to his front as Damien Sandow gains his smirk back and continues to apply the pressure on Jeff Hardy; Edge is pacing up and down on the ring apron, yelling at Jeff Hardy to do something but Jeff Hardy is pinned down, Edge slams his fists across the top ring rope as Jeff Hardy snarls and begins to use his free arm to crawl himself closer to his corner but Damien Sandow is refusing to let it happen, getting back to his feet and drags Jeff Hardy backwards by the left arm but this allows Jeff Hardy to roll onto his back and grabs the head of Damien Sandow and pulls him down into a Small Package! The fans go nuts as Charles Robinson makes the count.
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Jim Ross: What quick thinking by Jeff Hardy!
Roddy Piper: He got lucky JR!
Damien Sandow kicks out!
Sandow rolls to his feet and seemingly pissed off with Jeff Hardy rolling him up Jeff Hardy is making his way across the ring to his partner but Damien Sandow lunges forward and grabs the foot of Jeff Hardy and begins to pull him back towards the middle of the ring but Jeff Hardy hops up on his free right foot and hops on the spot before leaping up and delivering an Enziguri to the back of Damien Sandow’s head. The Fans go nuts as Edge manages on the turnbuckle pad, and reaches out with his free arm, Jeff Hardy begins to crawl himself towards Edge as Daniel Bryan gets ready to climb through the middle rope and charges towards Jeff Hardy but Jeff Hardy leaps up and makes the tag to Edge! The fans explode as Edge climbs into the ring and delivers a huge clothesline to Daniel Bryan, the fans are on their feet as Damien Sandow is back to his feet and goes to deliver a clothesline of his own to Edge but Edge ducks underneath it and grabs Damien Sandow by the head and hits the Edge-O-Matic to Damien Sandow, with Sandow shoulders down on the canvas, Charles Robinson makes the count.
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Jim Ross: Blah god, what a hot tag by Edge and he might just have this won!
Roddy Piper: He’s just gotten lucky JR!
Damien Sandow kicks out!
The fans leap to their feet, thought there was a slim chance that Edge had won it but not a chance of that, Edge gets back to his feet, as does Daniel Bryan. Bryan charges at Edge but Edge grabs him by the head and tosses Daniel Bryan out of the ring, a slightly confused Damien Sandow gets back to his feet as Edge boots him in the gut and goes to hoist him up for the Edgucation but Sandow manages to stay grounded before hoisting up Edge with Northern Light’s Suplex complete with a bridging cover, Charles Robinson makes the count.
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Roddy Piper: C’mon Sandow, show them why last week was just a blip on the map!
Edge kicks out!
The fans erupt for Edge kicking out as Jeff Hardy hauls himself back up to a vertical base, he tags himself in from Edge as Damien Sandow gets back to his feet, Jeff Hardy boots Sandow in the gut and goes to grab Sandow into the Twist of Hate but Sandow manages to spin out of it and seemingly grabs Hardy into a headlock going for the Enlightener but Edge rushes across and delivers a chop block to the back of Damien Sandow’s left leg; the leg buckles as Hardy falls down connecting with a sitout jawbreaker to Sandow, Sandow springboards upwards and backwards before crashing on the mat. Jeff Hardy goes to scramble for a cover, he hooks the leg as Edge take a moment to catch his breathe.
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Jim Ross: What a double team of Damien Sandow there!
Roddy Piper: Now JR, that is cheating.
Jim Ross: Hotrod, I swear you’re from a different planet some times.
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Daniel Bryan makes the count!
Bryan crashes into Hardy, knocking him out of the ring, Edge glances round and notices Daniel Bryan broke up the pin, Edge snarls out of frustration before turning on the spot and charges at Daniel Bryan, Bryan spots Edge coming and grabs Charles Robinson and pulls Robinson into the path of Edge and the Spear! Robinson crashes and burns as Edge can’t believe it, Edge pulls at his hair out of frustration, not await Daniel Bryan is waiting, as Edge turns around, Bryan nails him with a thunderous MMA kick to the face! Edge collapses down to the canvas as Daniel Bryan yells at AJ “Get one of the belts!†AJ nods her head and smiles as she casually skips over to the timekeeper but she is suddenly pushes over by Victoria! The fans go wild as Victoria begins to grapple on the outside, while back in the ring Jeff Hardy has gotten back to his feet, Daniel Bryan screams “NO! NO! NO!†at the two girls fighting on the outside but as he turns back to check on his partner, Jeff Hardy leaps up and hits a Twist of Hate! The fans go wild as Bryan crashes face first into the canvas but Jeff Hardy isn’t done yet as Damien Sandow is back to his feet, Jeff Hardy boots Damien Sandow and nails a second Twist of Hate before hooking the leg of Damien Sandow but he suddenly realizes there’s no referee.
Jim Ross: God damnit! Thanks to Daniel Bryan, we have no referee and that’s just great…
Roddy Piper: Here comes the cavalary JR!
Jeff Hardy rolls his eyes as Bray Wyatt and Eli Cottenwood run down the entrance ramp, Wyatt slides the Money in the Bank briefcase in first before climbing in himself; Jeff Hardy quickly knocks Wyatt off the ring apron as he drops down to his hands & knees, Edge has regrouped and sees Cottenwood is climbing up onto the ring apron, he seizes the moment to charge, Edge leaps up onto Hardy’s back and over the top rope to Spear Cottenwood off the ring apron, crashing down below onto Wyatt! The fans erupt into “HOLY FUCKIN’ SHIT!†chants as Jeff Hardy looks stunned but Edge down out after sacrificing himself. While by the time keeper, AJ tosses Victoria shoulder first into a set of ring steps before grabbing one of the UWF Tag Team Championship belts and tosses to ring, Daniel Bryan who’s just coming two grabs the belt and as Hardy turns around, he gets nailed in the head with the belt! The fans begin to crap on Daniel Bryan as he pulls Damien Sandow on top of Jeff Hardy, suddenly seemingly on que, the most crooked official in UWF history rushes down the entrance ramp, Nick Patrick slides into the ring, and ignores the blatant DQ by Daniel Bryan and makes a count on Jeff Hardy, while Daniel Bryan begins to chant “YES! YES! YES!â€
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Jim Ross: THIS IS BULLSHIT!
Roddy Piper: Language JR!..
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NO! JEFF HARDY KICKS OUT!
Suddenly Daniel Bryan’s yessing is drowned out by the loudest pop in UWF history but more importantly, visible signs of frustration appear on his face; he looks at Damien Sandow and Nick Patrick, suddenly Daniel Bryan boots Nick Patrick in the face and yells “NO! NO! NO!†at him as Edge hauls himself into the ring into the ring as Damien Sandow & Daniel Bryan turn their attention to Edge, as Edge stands up on the ring apron, Bray Wyatt grabs his foot , Edge begins to kick Wyatt in the face trying to get him to release the hold but he suddenly gets grabbed into a front facelock by Damien Sandow, as Sandow hoists Edge up over the top rope, Edge reserves the momentum and lands on his feet, he lifts up Sandow and knocks the charging Daniel Bryan in the face with the flailing foot of Damien Sandow has he plants Sandow with the Edgucation! The fans go nuts as Hardy crawls over for the cover, Edge manages to get Charles Robinson to come too to make the count, a slow three count begins, everybody in the arena is on their feet, waiting anxiously.
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Jim Ross: Blah god! They have done it, YES will be dethroned!
Roddy Piper: I don’t believe it JR!
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Bray Wyatt puts Sandow’s foot on the bottom rope!
Charles Robinson spots it as Edge and Jeff Hardy can’t believe it, Bray Wyatt silently begins to chuckle to himself on the outside, leaning against the ring steps as Edge paces up and down, Edge suddenly drops to the canvas and rolls out of the ring and pulls a steel chair out from underneath the ring! Edge slides into the ring and seemingly lining up Damien Sandow for a chair shot, but Jeff Hardy suddenly gets in the way and snatches the chair off Edge! Hardy yells at Edge “WE DON’T NEED THIS!†Edge frustrated pulls at his hair yells back “YES WE DO!†Hardy tosses the chair and aside and shakes his head but their argument has proven costly as Daniel Bryan drills Jeff Hardy in the back of the head with Bray Wyatt’s Money in the Bank Suitcase! Hardy knock forward, pushes into Edge, causing Edge to fly out ring. Hardy drops to his knees as Daniel Bryan quickly disposes of the suitcase, Damien Sandow gets back to his feet as the almost lifeless Jeff Hardy to pushed into Damien Sandow, who takes a deep breath before hoisting Jeff Hardy for the Enlightener! The fans boo loudly as the blissfully unaware Charles Robinson makes the count.
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Jim Ross: Once again, YES need to use a weapon to the back of Someone’s head to walk away victorious.
Roddy Piper: JR, this is all Hardy’s fault, he shoulda let Edge have claimed the gold with the steel chair!
Jim Ross: Jeff Hardy was trying to do the right thing and win the way they should win!
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*Ding Ding Ding*
Winners via pinfall at 27:31: Damien Sandow & Daniel Bryan (STILL UWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!)
The fans begin to boo heavily as in the middle of the ring, Damien Sandow & Daniel Bryan both stand up and shake hands, they are quickly followed by Bryan Wyatt, Eli Cottenwood and AJ, the entire faction of YES begin to celebrate in the ring holding their gold high above their heads before taunting the crowd with their victory before making their way out of the ring.
Jim Ross: It makes me sick, knowing that that pack of wolves could gain the World Heavyweight Championship any time they want.
Roddy Piper: It’s the way of the game JR, get used to it!
As YES begin to brag & celebrate up the entrance ramp, Edge slides back into the ring to check on his fallen partner, Jeff Hardy whose incredibly groggy is helped back to his feet by Edge, Edge grabs his hand as Jeff Hardy seemingly apologizes to Edge and Victoria but Edge shakes his head and with out any warning delivers a huge boot to the gut of Jeff Hardy before hoisting up Jeff Hardy into an Edgucation on the steel chair which is close by! The fans are going nuts, disgusted with Edge's actions as he picks himself up and kneels besides Jeff Hardy's broken body and begins to tug and pull at his hair before yelling into Jeff Hardy's ear "ME AND YOU ARE THROUGH!!!!" before rolling out of the ring and being accompanied up the entrance ramp by his girlfriend Victoria leaving a broken Jeff Hardy in the ring and himself being suffered in boos.
Jim Ross: What the hell Edge? What'cha go and do that for? Just because Jeff Hardy refused to cheat, you are a disgusting human-being!
Roddy Piper: Settle down JR, in the wrestling industry, you can't trust anybody! Anyways people at home, it's time for a commercial break for our main event of the evening, The World Heavyweight Championship match.
Fans in the arena are cheering and excited for the halloween havok ppv they have seen thus far. Todd Grisham is standing by as he begins to speak
Todd Grisham: Ladies and gentlemen at this time. I would love to welcome one of the two men who will compete tonight for the world heavyweight championship Rey Mysterio.
fans cheer at the site of Rey Mysterio as Todd Grisham begins to speak
Todd Grisham: Rey being the super hero of the UWF has it perks... but also becoming World heavyweight champion will almost boost your level of heroism to the next level. But how do you justify your attack on John Cena last Friday night on Smackdown?
Rey Mysterio: Well Todd I explained to John face to face not too long ago why I did it too him. You see as a hero it is good to be kind. Trust me kindness is needed to be a hero. I just felt though as if John maybe underestimating me, and was thinking that John was going to be too kind to me entering this match up at Halloween Havok. The thing is though John told me, "that he is not going to be kind at Halloween Havok". That he is going to be coming in here at 100 percent, and let me tell you amigo nothing gets more exciting knowing that you will be having a tough battle in your hands coming up.
Todd Grisham: Very interesting answer. Rey what does the world title mean to you? You've said in the past you have no interest at becoming the World Heavyweight Champion, you even walked out of a European title match in the past because you trusted RVD as champion. What is it about John Cena that makes you interested in him as World heavyweight champion?
Rey Mysterio: Well let me tell you Todd that the World heavyweight championship. It is power here in the UWF. The man who becomes the world heavyweight champion is a guy who has basically control, and influence on many people here. Now I like John don't get me wrong, I think he is a great guy who represents this brand well. I just want to know for sure though he is a guy that can protect this brand. I just want to make sure that this brand is safe. So families can come here and be able to enjoy there time at a UWF event. John beats me tonight no doubt he has my respect. No doubt that I can trust him at protecting this brand.
Todd Grisham:So Rey what you're telling me is. Win or lose tonight in this very ring... if there is so happen to be a cash in by Bray Wyatt you'll be there by John's side?
Rey looks at Todd with a serious look thinking almost as if that is really a question he needs to answer. Rey goes on and gives his answer.
Rey Msterio: Yes... Yes Todd I will protect Cena. I am also hoping Cena will do the same for me.
Todd Grisham: Well Rey you almost question Cena's loyalty with that mayan trick. Calling him evil...
Rey Mysterio: Woah... Woah stop right there Todd. Don't mix my words around. I did not call John evil, I said I thought he would turn evil. I thought but John cleared it up too me. The reason why I said that Todd was because John's heart was telling me something different then his mouth. That is why. You see Todd John is a competitive nature, he is a work horse. A guy that people can respect, but the thing is about John he is always looking at the world heavyweight title as his prize, and almost seems like he can't rest with out that belt in his possession. You see Todd this match right here. It is a good way to test what kind of man is John Cena. If I win and lets just say if Bray goes to cash in.
If John is nowhere near my side I will see where he stands. If I win and he is standing by his side then I know what type of man John Cena is. Todd this match right here it is just not a world heavyweight championship match. This match is going to be a test of justice. We are going to really see how pure one human being is here tonight, it'll show here tonight. So Todd right now John and I have to go put on a show to entertain these people soon.
Todd Grisham: Alright Rey good luck tonight... and tear it up out there buddy.
Rey Mysterio: Thanks and will do brother.
Rey walks away as the fans cheer as the camera pans elsewhere to the show
lol. In all seriousness though guys to make this show as incredible as it can be I need promos. I've not got a single one yet. So if you are bored, have extra time, whatever please get them in. This show is going to be great folks mark my words and it will be even greater with all of you sending in promos
