Things you will never understand

[noumenon]

It's a girl... and no, that's her favorite toy so brings it everywhere she goes.

 

[Great One]

Aw... I wanna hug it, it's so awesome.

 

[Klide]

AWWW what type of dog is it?

 

[Kaptain KnicKy]

I will never understand how girls, or 95% of girls, will never understand that guys...especially those they're dating, cant tell the difference between what they want, and what they say. Fucking hell girls, just tell us straight up. If I want to fuck around with codes and encryptions, I'd go into some form of special operations. Least then I'd be getting paid, and having fun

 

[Kaptain KnicKy]

^^^Wait, and on top of that. Why girls don't just tell us what's wrong, instead of getting hurt/offended by something we say or do, and just letting that build up instead of FUCKING TELLING US ABOUT IT!

 

[xFrenchKissx]

World's most dangerous animal.

I love big dogs. They're so sweet. Yours is amazingly cute. I just want to hold her face and go "Who's a good boy?!?!" Yes, I know you said it is a girl, but she is still a good boy.

Aw... I wanna hug it, it's so awesome.

AWWW what type of dog is it?

Haha, so adorable when guys get all cutesy when animals are concerned.

I will never understand how girls, or 95% of girls, will never understand that guys...especially those they're dating, cant tell the difference between what they want, and what they say. Fucking hell girls, just tell us straight up. If I want to fuck around with codes and encryptions, I'd go into some form of special operations. Least then I'd be getting paid, and having fun

That is because a lot of girls make the mistake of assuming guys are much more complex then you really are. Men are simple creatures by nature, and us women find it highly unbelievable that you guys can be THAT uncomplicated. It's a common occurrence.

^^^Wait, and on top of that. Why girls don't just tell us what's wrong, instead of getting hurt/offended by something we say or do, and just letting that build up instead of FUCKING TELLING US ABOUT IT!

Sometimes men say things that we take the wrong way, and we think that by our reaction you should be able to tell where exactly you zigged when you should have zagged based on that.


I will never understand why my neighbors feel the need to scream at the top of their lungs when they argue, and air all of their dirty laundry, including tons of TMI details for the neighborhood to hear. I'm not complaining, I find it funny as shit, but still, I don't REALLY need to know about her yeast infection or his erectile dysfunction. Things like that should be kept behind closed doors.

 

[Great One]

I'm a girl.

 

[He who knows more than Nation]

^Word?!

 

[Great One]

No.

 

[monkeystyle]

That is because a lot of girls make the mistake of assuming guys are much more complex then you really are. Men are simple creatures by nature, and us women find it highly unbelievable that you guys can be THAT uncomplicated. It's a common occurrence.

Rubbish.

 

[MizMasta3000]

I will never understand why women are so compicated

You tell me to call you.
I call you.
You get upset because I call you.
...

 

[monkeystyle]

Donkey punch her.

 

[MizMasta3000]

I might just shoot her tbh

 

[noumenon]

Donkey punch her.

If that fails use the buckin' bronco... if you don't know what that is just let me know.

 

[monkeystyle]

I know what it is and it pales in comparison to the angry dragon.