The Douche List

[Wang Chung]

Ashton Kutcher​

How do you cheat on Demi Moore. First of all she is still hot for her age and I would nail that still today. Secondly, you probably pissed Bruce off as I think he still has feelings for her and he is not the man to piss off. Thirdly, she had to pull out of a movie playing a porn star because of the stress you caused her. You suck in 2 1/2 men get a life and beg her to come back to her. You are famous just because of you marriage to her.

 

[Catfish Billy]

Re: Porchops Douche list......

I was almost sure I'd be here. He does suck Two And A Half Men but, he's famous without Demi.

 

[Wang Chung]

Re: Porchops Douche list......

He is with out her, but I feel he became a bigger star because of her. So he gets the massengil award.

 

[Castiel]

Kutcher was awesome on That 70's Show! That's pretty much it... I don't have a real problem with him being on this.

 

[Fuji Vice]

He's a phag, so I'm all good with his inclusion on this awesome list. I've made my recommendation already.

 

[The Viper]

Ashton Kutcher is sexy so I don't care.

He does suck in Two and a Half Men, though. I don't watch it anymore because of his shitty character.

 

[Fuji Vice]

He does suck in Two and a Half Men, though. I don't watch it anymore because of his shitty character.

Does he suck Cryer or the kid?

 

[The Viper]

Does he suck Cryer or the kid?

Probably himself.

I'd pay to see that.

 

[Fuji Vice]

Probably himself.

I'd pay to see that.

So would I dude, so would I.

 

[Wang Chung]

Linda Hogan

I can't think of anyone that likes this bitch. She went along with the Hulkster for how many years and rants about shit that no one believes to be true.
She takes almost all of his money making a guy who is almost crippled get back into the ring to pay her alimony bill along with trying to pay his bills.

Go to hell Linda and quit showing up on my tv and on the internet.

 

[Fuji Vice]

I concur, she is a Queen Douche.

 

[Wang Chung]

Francesco Shettino

What an amazing Ass he is. How can you be the captain of a boat and hit rocks. With all the modern day equipment that is aboard all the vessels now a days how can this happen. He gets the golden Massengil award of the Day.

 

[Fuji Vice]

I love how close his name is to SHITtino! This guy's nickname is Captain Lulzpants for good reason, what a grand douche.

 

[Wang Chung]

I mean what the hell was he doing when the boat hit rocks. Sleeping on the Job. What a crotch goblin.

 

[Fuji Vice]

I mean what the hell was he doing when the boat hit rocks. Sleeping on the Job. What a crotch goblin.

No, he was trying to wave to friends on the shore! LULZTASTIC~!