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Linda then goes on to tell the world he and Brutus are gay . Even if they were whose buisness is it of hers to tell anyone .

As for cptn Douche I have no tolerance for anyone who endangers another and Im sure there was others on said vessel , I mean seriously ppl like him and parents that harm children and I could go on and on and the only thing I am left asking ...

Seriously dude and all your mom had to do is swallow and your still a WASTE!
 

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Linda then goes on to tell the world he and Brutus are gay . Even if they were whose buisness is it of hers to tell anyone .

As for cptn Douche I have no tolerance for anyone who endangers another and Im sure there was others on said vessel , I mean seriously ppl like him and parents that harm children and I could go on and on and the only thing I am left asking ...

Seriously dude and all your mom had to do is swallow and your still a WASTE!


He must be related to Eric Bischoff
 
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Ashton Kutcher: I don't really know where you got this one from, the relationship ended and you don't know the circumstances. Than you have the two and a half men thing and once again you don't know what the writers are doing and I definitely don't agree that Demi was the reason he was famous.

Linda Hogan: She's still around? I've never seen her, ahh the joys of Australia.

I don't even know the last person.
 

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Jerry Sandusky


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This guy earns Douche of the Decade for the crimes he has committed to little boys for decades. I can't say much more than I hope you rot in hell you fucking molester and when you get in jail you will become someones bitch and see how it feels you fucktard.

This trophy is for you Jerry:

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Ugh, what a fucking douche. I agree wholeheartedly and may he burn in hell ASAP.
 

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Ugh, what a fucking douche. I agree wholeheartedly and may he burn in hell ASAP.


Look at that Picture. I mean he looks like he is rubbing his hands together looking around for his next victim. What an ass
 

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Sandusky is far beyond douche he is the fuckin devil..i hope he sucks the fattest cock in hell
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as for the Italian Cruiseship Captain...this transcript shows what a fucking cunthead he is
—De Falco: “This is De Falco speaking from Livorno. Am I speaking with the commander?”

—Schettino: “Yes. Good evening, Cmdr. De Falco.”

—De Falco: “Please tell me your name.”

—Schettino: “I’m Cmdr. Schettino, commander.”

—De Falco: “Schettino? Listen Schettino. There are people trapped on board. Now you go with your boat under the prow on the starboard side. There is a pilot ladder. You will climb that ladder and go on board. You go on board and then you will tell me how many people there are. Is that clear? I’m recording this conversation, Cmdr. Schettino...”

—Schettino: “Commander, let me tell you one thing...”

—De Falco: “Speak up! Put your hand in front of the microphone and speak more loudly, is that clear?”

—Schettino: “In this moment, the boat is tipping...”

—De Falco: “I understand that, listen, there are people that are coming down the pilot ladder of the prow. You go up that pilot ladder, get on that ship and tell me how many people are still on board. And what they need. Is that clear? You need to tell me if there are children, women or people in need of assistance. And tell me the exact number of each of these categories. Is that clear? Listen Schettino, that you saved yourself from the sea, but I am going to... I’m going to make sure you get in trouble. ...I am going to make you pay for this. Go on board, (expletive)!”

—Schettino: “Commander, please...”

—De Falco: “No, please. You now get up and go on board. They are telling me that on board there are still...”

—Schettino: “I am here with the rescue boats, I am here, I am not going anywhere, I am here...”

—De Falco: “What are you doing, commander?”

—Schettino: “I am here to coordinate the rescue...”

—De Falco: “What are you coordinating there? Go on board! Coordinate the rescue from aboard the ship. Are you refusing?”

—Schettino: “No, I am not refusing.”

—De Falco: “Are you refusing to go aboard commander? Can you tell me the reason why you are not going?”

—Schettino: “I am not going because the other lifeboat is stopped.”

—De Falco: “You go aboard. It is an order. Don’t make any more excuses. You have declared ‘abandon ship.’ Now I am in charge. You go on board! Is that clear? Do you hear me? Go, and call me when you are aboard. My air rescue crew is there.”

—Schettino: “Where are your rescuers?”

—De Falco: “My air rescue is on the prow. Go. There are already bodies, Schettino.”

—Schettino: “How many bodies are there?”

—De Falco: “I don’t know. I have heard of one. You are the one who has to tell me how many there are. Christ.”

—Schettino: “But do you realize it is dark and here we can’t see anything...”

—De Falco: “And so what? You want go home, Schettino? It is dark and you want to go home? Get on that prow of the boat using the pilot ladder and tell me what can be done, how many people there are and what their needs are. Now!”

—Schettino: “...I am with my second in command.”

—De Falco: “So both of you go up then ... You and your second go on board now. Is that clear?”

—Schettino: “Commander, I want to go on board, but it is simply that the other boat here ... there are other rescuers. It has stopped and is waiting...”

—De Falco: “It has been an hour that you have been telling me the same thing. Now, go on board. Go on board! And then tell me immediately how many people there are there.”

—Schettino: “OK, commander”

—De Falco: “Go, immediately!”

and Linda is a twat...Ashton I don't mind
 

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Sandusky is far beyond douche he is the fuckin devil..i hope he sucks the fattest cock in hell
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as for the Italian Cruiseship Captain...this transcript shows what a fucking cunthead he is


and Linda is a twat...Ashton I don't mind

Sandusky gives new meaning to jerrys kids

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How do you cheat on Demi Moore. First of all she is still hot for her age and I would nail that still today. Secondly, you probably pissed Bruce off as I think he still has feelings for her and he is not the man to piss off. Thirdly, she had to pull out of a movie playing a porn star because of the stress you caused her. You suck in 2 1/2 men get a life and beg her to come back to her. You are famous just because of you marriage to her.



Cheating has nothing to do with being hot or not. If you are not satisfied in your relationship, you are going to wander. Not everyone cheats, obviously, but unhappy people will often look elsewhere, no matter how hot their significant other is.

It's not irrational to think 'holy shit, how do you cheat on someone who looks like that???' but it really isn't that hard to do when you aren't happy or are just one of those people who has a natural wandering eye (and dick/pussy).
 

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Fuck, I forgot about how much I hated Linda Hogan... stupid bitch. Jerry Sandusky is a terrible terrible person.
 

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John Kerry

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Former presidential canidate and Herman Munster look alike shows up to the State of the Union Address looking like he just got the shit kicked out of him.

He claims he got it playing Hockey. Really John are we supposed to believe that your old ass plays hockey still. I bet you tipped your wife Teresa Heinz Kerry over and tapped he bottom and she kicked the shit out of you when you were trying to get your weekly allowance. She don't let nothing come out by tapping the bottom unless it's the Ketchup she is so famously known for.

Just be honest you wrecked your car or something don't tell us your old ass was playing hockey. Don't lie to us like everyone esle does in washington.

John you are a douche and for once will you please get that 50million dallar yacht registered so you can pay your taxes on it for the first time in 3 years. Douchebag.
 

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Kate Gosselin

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Another Douchey bitch on the list. She got her self on a show because she had a litter of kids and berrated her husband on the show like he was one of the kids. She was such a bitch on and off the show I guess he left her for someone else. I know I slammed Ashton for the same thing with Demi Moore and I would slam him too, but this is not about him. She is an attention whore who wants to be seen and is using her kids to get it. I am sick and tired of seeing her on my tv and when I go to the grocery store and she is on every magazine still (the crap ones, I think you know which ones I mean). Get a life and raise your kids. Those kids will be messed up because of you.

Kate you are a douche.
 
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I'm really loving this thread man :laugh: keep it up I've honestly got many laughs out of it the last few days. Some I agree with some I don't but hey your opinions even on the ones I might not agree with have still made me laugh so keep this up man for real.