The Douche List

[Wang Chung]

I don't really think Boll is a douche, he's just a simple man working in a complicated business. If you want a douche from the film business you need look no further than George Lucas or James Cameron.

I think he is a douche. So he is a douche.

 

[Fuji Vice]

I think he is a douche. So he is a douche.

I just don't think him making horrendously bad films should necessarily put him in douche territory. Ed Wood made a lot of bad movies too and you'd hardly consider him a douche. I'd compromise and give Boll the Massengill box, but have it be empty inside, like his films.

 

[Wang Chung]

I just don't think him making horrendously bad films should necessarily put him in douche territory. Ed Wood made a lot of bad movies too and you'd hardly consider him a douche. I'd compromise and give Boll the Massengill box, but have it be empty inside, like his films.

Bloodrayne made him a douche for me, but I will concede with you and give him the box. Now the box will have his picture photoshopped over the the chick on the front of it though.

 

[Fuji Vice]

Bloodrayne made him a douche for me, but I will concede with you and give him the box. Now the box will have his picture photoshopped over the the chick on the front of it though.

That sounds like a winning combination to me!

 

[Wang Chung]

Casey Anthony

Casey you go out and party come home and kill your daughter. I don't know how you got acquitted of this tragedy. I believe everyone in the whole world knows that you did it but the cops who got the evidence for the prosecutors in that crappy trial. You should be in Jail not out running around in this world.

For this you are the Queen Douche.

 

[Smart Marx]

I just don't think him making horrendously bad films should necessarily put him in douche territory. Ed Wood made a lot of bad movies too and you'd hardly consider him a douche. I'd compromise and give Boll the Massengill box, but have it be empty inside, like his films.

Uwe Boll is a douche. Not because he makes bad films but because he intentionally makes bad films. He's been known to admit this. He's also a douche for the way he talks to fans of the video games franchises he rapes with his filth. And last but not least he's a douche for the boxing invitationals he gives out to journalists who give his films bad marks. He knocked one guy clean out who accepted one of them.

Uwe Boll is a piece of shit.

Casey Anthony

Casey you go out and party come home and kill your daughter. I don't know how you got acquitted of this tragedy. I believe everyone in the whole world knows that you did it but the cops who got the evidence for the prosecutors in that crappy trial. You should be in Jail not out running around in this world.

For this you are the Queen Douche.

First of all if she killed her child she wouldn't be a douche, she'd be an evil cunt.

Secondly she was in fact acquitted so for all intents and purposes she was found innocent.

TBH in 2012 I think it's time people stopped caring about Casey Anthony and move on.

 

[Fuji Vice]

he intentionally makes bad films. He's been known to admit this.

That was meant as humour when he said it and also, if he intentionally makes bad films how do you explain Rampage? I still think he sucks and yes, is most likely a piece of shit, but a douche? No way.

 

[Smart Marx]

That was meant as humour when he said it and also, if he intentionally makes bad films how do you explain Rampage? I still think he sucks and yes, is most likely a piece of shit, but a douche? No way.

Even if he's joking about that, he's still a douche for the other things I listed.

 

[Fuji Vice]

Even if he's joking about that, he's still a douche for the other things I listed.

I notice you just casually dismissed my argument about Rampage so I'll assume you haven't seen it. That being said, I think it takes a certain special person to attain the level of douche, and while I say Boll is a feeb, an asshole, a spazz or a dickface cockbiter, I can't call him a douche, particularly when compared to some of the rest of the company in this thread like Shettino and Sandusky.

 

[Smart Marx]

I notice you just casually dismissed my argument about Rampage so I'll assume you haven't seen it. That being said, I think it takes a certain special person to attain the level of douche, and while I say Boll is a feeb, an asshole, a spazz or a dickface cockbiter, I can't call him a douche, particularly when compared to some of the rest of the company in this thread like Shettino and Sandusky.

I have not seen it. I stopped watched his trite a long time ago.

TBH I don't think those names are douches. I think those people are beyond douches.

 

[Fuji Vice]

I have not seen it. I stopped watched his trite a long time ago.

TBH I don't think those names are douches. I think those people are beyond douches.

You should watch it, or at least read my review. It may shock you to know he actually came up with a good film. There's definitely a first time for everything! As to the other point, you may be right. I don't know if douche is really a strong enough word for a dude like Sandusky. Oh and also, I concur on the Casey Anthony point, lets get past that shit now, its over and done with.

 

[Wang Chung]

Michelle Obama

Michelle goes on a campaign telling us to eat healthy. She goes on Jay Leno and makes him eat vegetables and fruit. Then goes out and eats burgers, fries. Her and Her husband fly in a pizza maker to make them pizza for over $1000000 just so they can eat unhealthy. I have no issue with eating healthy and I have no issue with people telling me to eat healthy. I don't like people telling me to eat healthy and not doing what they are saying.


So for that you are a douche.

 

[The Viper]

She's also a cunt.

But she's the best looking First Lady in the history of ever.

 

[Fuji Vice]

I'd fuck her.

 

[Wang Chung]

I'd fuck her.

You fuck midgets so your vote don't count