Reach for the (Minus) Stars: Sky's Collection of Bad Matches

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Entry #896
Summer Rae vs. Becky Lynch
WWE NXT - June 26, 2014

After that nasty spectacle I should really be resting, but here's a short one! Becky Lynch's debut where she jigged all about and played the most ineffective Irish stereotype ever. How can this be good?

Summer Rae saunters in with her fellow Beautiful Fierce Females. Becky gets her first jig in when she's on the stage, and then jigs all the way to the ring. Crowd loves Becky right away, mainly because they've seen her in dark matches. Summer's visibly offended at Becky's attempts at dancing (as she was in a main roster program with Layla over who would be Fandango's dance partner at the time). So we get a dance off! Summer does some twirls and Becky jigs back at her, doing the fucking "diddly diddly dee" thing as she goes. Summer rages at her, going for a big clothesline and some shitty stomps.

Becky hits some armdrags as commentary muses on her being taught to dance by Colin Farrell's brother. Wheel kick by Summer, who then does a variation of a Cobra Clutch. Renee Young at the booth notes that she's close to Sheamus and looks up to Fit Finlay. WE GET IT, SHE'S IRISH! Charlotte and Sasha argue on the outside, and Summer whines about being upstaged, which lets Becky hit a sunset flip for two. Becky makes her comeback, hitting a couple of leg drops, and JIGGING AGAIN before hitting the third for two. Summer kicks Becky off her and puts the boot up, but Becky catches her and wins off the Bexploder. How does Becky celebrate? Take a guess... by JIGGING!

Generic Diva-era match hampered by a truly awful gimmick that seeped hard into the match.