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Entry #730
Jimmy Hart vs. Mancow
WCW Mayhem - November 26, 2000
Jimmy Hart vs. Mancow
WCW Mayhem - November 26, 2000
Well, fuck. Somehow they did it again. And they did it when Russo wasn't running the show. They decided we'd all love to see these two non-wrestlers rumbling about on Pay-Per-View. Again. The build-up was apparently that Hart was issuing an open challenge to scummy guys who say edgy shit on the radio, and Mancow had answered. In lieu of Hail, Jimmy Hart now had 3 Count as his backup, to which Mancow responded by branding himself with a "Boy Bands Suck" shirt. Again, people paid to see this. A second time.
Mancow comes out with his freaks and models, and I'm shocked that his show's theme song survived 20 years of WWE dubbing. He gets cheap pops again, and trashes Hart and Mark Madden. Hart comes out on crutches to complain about a fake injury and Mancow brings up the 2000 election (he's a supporter of George W. Bush, don't ya know?). He threatens to kick Hart in his "hanging chad", and I've never heard it called that before. You learn something new every day!
Hart reveals he's not injured and clocks Mancow in the back with the crutch to start us off. Two of the morons do a double clothesline, 3 Count come in to neutralise, but Mancow no sells it. Hart hits Mancow in his hanging chad to get the edge. He's planning to use a crutch but Mancow uses the other one. Mancow uncasts Hart's leg and clocks him with the cast for three. He hits a punch in Hart's bumhole for good measure.
Apparently Mancow preferred WWF but they wouldn't take him. That's why they won the war. Better taste.