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Entry #682
Goldust vs. Stardust
WWE Fastlane - February 22, 2015
Goldust vs. Stardust
WWE Fastlane - February 22, 2015
Cody vs. Dustin. The Rhodes brothers battling it out. A match that has the potential to be really intense, emotional, and memorable. And it was all those things. Unfortunately, the year that it was all those things was 2019, and we're 4 years before that. What we get is two guys in face-paint gimmicks (and Cody in particular was not doing at all well in his). Let's see why this is viewed as one of the lowest points of 2015.
Stardust is weirding it up and not even in his full body suit. He's in his regular tights with opera gloves. He goes to hiss in Eden Stiles' face, to make her wonder why she married him. A couple of lock-ups and shoving matches, which Stardust really oversells. He then panics when the crowd starts chanting "Cody". Another staredown. OVW Rope Running Thing. Stardust counters a hip toss into an armdrag. More staring. More struggling when the crowd calls Stardust by his real name. Goldust hits an inverted atomic nutshot. Both guys counter holds when Goldust looks like he's about to go for a Curtain Call but Stardust slips out. Stardust looks like he's about to do something but Goldust counters into a backbreaker and sends him to the outside to mope about the "Cody" chants.
They have a bit of a slapfight, Goldust sets up Shattered Dreams, but Stardust escapes. He then gets the boot up for Goldust's flying nothing. Stardust does some generic heat before taking it TO THE OUTSIDE to charge his brother against the apron. On goes a bodyscissors and Stardust briefly tries to roll into a pin. He hits a front suplex, tries a boot on the chest pin, but it doesn't work. He cartwheels to show off that he still remembers... Team Rhodes Scholars, I guess. Time for some generic Stardust heat, attacking the ribs. He keeps asking who someone's favourite is. The crowd doesn't really care. Goldust fights out of a waistlock but misses a back elbow. Cross Rhodes countered by Goldust, who gets a crucifix pin... for the three?? It's not really clear. Cody has his shoulders up ON CAMERA but the ref calls it anyway. Nice botch.
Incredibly generic match for the most part, and then a botched finish. The wettest of farts.