Entry #526
Too Much vs. Al Snow/Head
WWF King of the RIng - June 28, 1998
Here it is... the match with the moment everyone remembers King of the Ring '98 for. Also, apparently Mean Mark Callous wrestled a homeless looking guy? Eh. Doesn't sound important. Anyway, this is what is allegedly a tag team match, but is really a handicap match. Too Much, first of all, is the team that would become Too Cool, just with less dancing and more implied homosexuality. And we've got a FIRST for this thread, as Head is the first inanimate object to have a match! I know, I'm surprised it wasn't Yoshihiko too.
Snow isn't even afforded the privilege of entrance music. There's a special guest referee... Jerry Lawler! He acts like he's surprised, like all of the other coincidences where he was able to help Brian Christopher. Snow rests Head on the turnbuckle and talks strategy. Up against Scott Taylor (not even Scotty 2 Hotty yet) he sweeps the leg and mounts him from behind for punches. Taylor takes advantage of another discussion with Head to get some punches. He rolls over Snow's back and does a little dance. Snow hits an atomic drop which Taylor sells pretty well. He's no Rick Rude though.
In comes Brian Christopher, who's got no respect for Head. Christopher complains about a phantom hair pull, then actually yanks the hair himself. He learned heeling from his father. Snow tosses Christopher off the top rope, but Taylor trips Snow when he goes up himself. Snow hits a sunset flip but Lawler (as the biased referee) counts slow. Snow tosses both his opponents out and goes to the outside to slam Christopher... then wanders off only to run back with a clothesline. Taylor comes in with a big dive over the ropes to wipe out Snow, which is very cool. Being a proper high flying light heavyweight. You never really see that from him.
Christopher bites Snow's hand to prevent him tagging in Head. Double atomic drop by Too Much, then they are ambiguously gay. The chants are at least more civil than usual, nobody even called anyone a bundle of sticks. Taylor hits a pumphandle suplex, then kips up and moonwalks away, THIS GUY IS AWESOME. Snow hits a wheelbarrow suplex but still can't tag to Head. Too Much are both in to double-team but eat a double-arm DDT. SNOW TAGS HEAD! "Head is the legal man, what the hell am I saying" -JR. Snow Plow, but no count, because HEAD IS LEGAL! HEAD HITS A LOW BLOW ON TAYLOR! Lawler passes something to Christopher, who screws it on to Head... and pins it for the three! It's a bottle of Head and Shoulders! Head had its shoulders down! FANTASTIC.
FUCK YOU DAVE. Rating this minus 2 stars. You clearly hate fun. Green match.