Entry #166
Kendo Nagasaki/Blondie Barratt vs. The Golden Boys
2/3 Falls Match
All-Star Wrestling - October 15, 1988
What killed British wrestling? WWE did. Both times. But I'm talking about the first time. Even after That Fake American Rubbish reached these shores, there was still some semblance of traditional British wrestling on TV. But then it disappeared as 1989 began... and some say this match is to blame. Maybe they're right, maybe they're not. A young Robbie Brookside and Steven Regal take on a Shropshire man who got famous by pretending to be possessed by a Japanese samurai and a guy who's a huge fan of Confederate flags. I swear they were over in their day, even though it doesn't seem like they would have been. But, the question in this thread... is it shit? Let's go.
First fall begins and Kendo takes his sweet time leaving the ring. It's Regal vs. Barratt. You can see how the style of working is quite different from the 1970s. They're doing many of the basic things that would become part of the "WWE toolbox" that everyone coming up from OVW in the 2000s had. Except they're not, because they mistime a leapfrog spot and Barratt crashes into Regal's nuts. Somewhere a young Mr. Anderson watches and learns. Barratt has his shin across Regal's throat, and Regal visibly has to remind him to stay on for a bit by pulling the shin down. Snapmare and knee drop, but Regal counters a chinlock and rallies, including a really nice armdrag.
Now Kendo's in, going for a head-toss (like a Diva hair-toss, except Regal doesn't have long enough hair for that). He's got a busted lip, apparently, so Kendo targets the face a bit. He pretty much no-sells Regal's comeback and hits a butterfly suplex. In comes Brookside, Kendo tags Barratt, but doesn't bother leaving the ring. I guess there wasn't a tag, because Barratt just leaves? Even though there was a tag, I saw it clearly? Kendo goes for some weak-looking shoulder charges, with Barratt holding Brookside in the corner. Kendo hits a throat chop, finally tags in Barratt properly and they do a double clothesline. "Quite illegal" says the commentator. I love his golf-like tone, so unfitting for this type of match.
Barratt's targeting the head with a lot of his offence. Brookside rallies, hits a monkey flip, and nails some SUPER clean armdrags. Kendo cuts off what seems to be a Boston crab attempt, and the referee gives him a warning. Kendo soon tags in, with more beating in the corner and another throat chop. You know, like samurai do! Barratt gets a warning for interfering too, then Kendo dumps Brookside out and talks with the referee so Barratt can get some shots in. This is all very sports entertainment. When Brookside's back in the ring, Kendo takes the first fall with... a back body drop? Kind of anticlimactic, but okay.
Second fall, and Kendo opens with an extended nerve hold. He then tosses Brookside, who rolls out of the ring and lets Regal in. In comes Barratt, who doesn't want to face Regal, and rightly so as he dominates early with a snapmare and leg drop. He whips Barratt into the rope and clearly anticipates him running back, but Barratt just gets tangled in the rope and flops. A look behind them, and it appears the top rope has come loose at one of the turnbuckles. While the ref's distracted Kendo gets another shot in. This lets Barratt briefly come back with a fist drop before Regal takes control again. Belly-to-belly suplex, but Kendo breaks up the pin. I get the feeling Barratt's brawling style would fit best in the US.
Kendo holds up a knee for Barratt to bash Regal into, but Regal blocks and sends Barratt into his own partner's knee instead. Barratt rests outside the ring, and wow that top rope is FUCKED. Completely drooping off. The crew are trying to fix it in mid-fall. Kendo's giving Regal chops and shots galore. Now it's Barratt vs. Brookside. Brookside, the inconsiderate bastard, whips Barratt repeatedly into the corner that the ring crew are trying to fix. Barratt gets the feet up and goes to the top rope, but Brookside tosses him down. Brookside goes up top this time, hits a missile dropkick. Barratt can't answer the count of ten, and that's the second fall.
According to the ring announcer, the dropkick knocked Barratt so loopy that he isn't cleared for the third fall, so Kendo will have to do this 2-on-1. Brookside vs. Kendo is fairly even. Kendo's got a chinlock, but Regal breaks it up. The Golden Boys try to do a Hart Attack but it looks really bad, particularly because Regal doesn't fall forward. Then a double dropkick. Both of these tag team moves are apparently something the commentator's never seen before. I guess he doesn't watch the WWF tapes that come in to ITV. The Golden Boys tag in and out, Regal hitting a leg drop and Brookside hitting a missile dropkick.
And then... the spot I watched this match for happens. Brookside goes for Kendo's mask, which is a bit of a struggle, but he achieves it. "Kendo Nagasaki, as we haven't seen him before" -the commentator, ignoring that Kendo has been unmasked before. He stares into Brookside's eyes... and Brookside goes into a trance. Kendo commands Brookside to return his mask, then go to the corner and attack Regal. Commentary is incredibly nonchalant about this, like "oh yeah, Kendo Nagasaki has hypnosis powers, no big deal". Kendo hits a Kamikaze Crash (= Green Bay Plunge, wow that's the second time I've referenced Mr. Anderson in this writeup) and Regal doesn't get up.
It cannot be emphasised how much the crowd is DEAD for this finish. They've been hot, they've been eating out of the wrestlers' hands, then suddenly hypnosis and nobody cares anymore. You've heard go-away heat before, but this is go-away silence. Like, they suddenly don't care about wrestling anymore. And that was apparently the opinion of Greg Dyke, who ran ITV at the time, and decided that wrestling wasn't working and took it off TV, thus starting off a decades-long dark age. Post-match Brookside cuts a promo about how bullshit being hypnotised was, to which Kendo's manager says "lol, sucks to suck".
Someone whose name I can't recall once said, the match can be good, but if the finish is bad, that's all they'll remember. I seem to remember he wasn't very good at following his own advice. Oh well. That's how I feel about this match. It's a somewhat botchy but not memorably bad match that would have probably made the teens on the current ranking. However, I can't stand that finish. One of the most damaging hokey finishes in history. Who thought that was a good idea?