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Entry #117
Hunter Hearst Helmsley vs. Henry O. Godwinn
Arkansas Hog Pen Match
WWF In Your House 5: Season's Beatings - December 17, 1995
Hunter Hearst Helmsley vs. Henry O. Godwinn
Arkansas Hog Pen Match
WWF In Your House 5: Season's Beatings - December 17, 1995
So, December is upon us, and everyone (well, almost everyone) is in a Christmas mood. What better time to look at this show, which had two notably negatively received matches. Sure, it had Bret vs. Bulldog, but it also had this. Early run Triple H pretty much had only one feud, of the slobs vs. snobs type. He clashed with Duke "The Dumpster" Droese, and he clashed with pig farmer Henry O. Godwinn (H.O.G, GET IT????). And so this match was made. A match whose finish will happen in mud mixed with what is implied to be pig faeces. Among actual pigs. God damn. Let's see how bad this is.
One of the greatest losses of the WWE Network: special guest referee Hillbilly Jim's theme is dubbed. Mercifully, this one is starting in the ring. HOG comes out with a slop bucket and threatens HHH with it. He only succeeds in splatting Tony Chimel and some people in the crowd. Very basic match to start, and after one back body drop HHH has to rest on the outside. HOG headbutts his opponent in the ribs, then ties him up in the ropes so he can mash slop into his face. I actually hate gimmicks where the point is being physically disgusting. I hated Bastion Booger, and I hate this. HHH takes back control, with punching in the corner and a neckbreaker. A high knee and HOG rolls out. On the outside, HOG manages to battering-ram HHH's head into the steps. Some of the pigs have fallen asleep. Fitting.
Now they go to the vicinity of the hog pen. They take it in turns to mash each other into the guardrail. HHH whips HOG into the gate. He then tries to Pedigree HOG in, but HOG goes for a back body drop, and now HHH is precariously on the hog pen's fence. He elbow drops HOG off the fence, then heads right back to the ring. Hillbilly Jim helps HOG follow him. Biased officiating!
The basic wrestling continues, then. HOG hits a wheelbarrow facebuster, then whips him into the corner so hard he rolls all the way over. Twice. HOG throws some more slop (thankfully off-camera) and they brawl to the hog pen. HOG teases the Slop Drop on concrete but HHH grabs the rail and falls forward instead. Irish whip into the gate, then HOG hits the Slop Drop for real. The hogs have woken up. HOG goes for a charging clothesline, HHH back body drops, pig farmer's in the hog pen, that's the finish. Post-match, Hillbilly Jim helps HOG bring HHH into the muck too.
You know what? I misunderstood what this match was going to be about. I thought they would be in the hog pen throughout, like the Extreme Rules 2009 match (I dread having to watch that match). Aside from the disgust factor of the slop-throwing spots, it was very basic but mostly inoffensive.