Random Thought/Joke of the Day

[Swamps]

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could suck it.

He wiped off his chin and said with a grin,

If my mouth was a pussy, I'd fuck it!

 

[Kyle Gage]

“So you see, my son, there is a very fine line between love and nausea.”​

 

[Kyle Gage]

"It was beauty that killed the beast

 

[Kyle Gage]

"When there's no more room in hell, the dead will roam the Earth."

 

[Kyle Gage]

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

 

[Swamps]

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

Hey! I have managed well!

 

[Kyle Gage]

lol classic

 

[Kyle Gage]

"I'm a mog - half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend."

 

[Swamps]

MOG! You were Amazing in Final Fantasy VI!

 

[Kyle Gage]

“They hate us cuz they anus.”​

 

[Wangman Page]

Fun fact: Before crowbars were invented crows drank at home

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[Swamps]

"It takes a lot of balls to golf they way I do"

 

[Wangman Page]

I went to the zoo the other day. It had one animal a dog. It was a Shih-Tzu

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[Kyle Gage]

Kick names, take ass​

 

[Kyle Gage]

“You ain’t cool unless you pee your pants.”​