Random Thought/Joke of the Day

[Wang Chung]

Oh I’m not i mean I guess technically the joke could be something you randomly thought of..

It is

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[Brandon Blaze]

Loopholes are fun!

 

[Marty McFourth]

I could get so much more done if humans didn't need to sleep, my most motivation is at night

 

[Wang Chung]

My wife asked me if I have seen the dog bowl. I told her I didn't know he could.

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[Kyle Gage]

"I drink to make other people more interesting."

 

[Kyle Gage]

"Give me some of your tots!"

 

[Swamps]

"Give me some of your tots!"

Sounds like something my kids say to me, every time we go to Sonic

 

[Kyle Gage]

"Get that finger out of your ear! You don't know where that finger's been!"

 

[Kyle Gage]

"I remember when I was a little boy, I-I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in Braille, and I used to rub the dirty parts."

 

[Swamps]

"Never rub another man's rubar!" - Joker

 

[Kyle Gage]

"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love

 

[Kyle Gage]

"I am serious…and don't call me Shirley."​

 

[Kyle Gage]

"It's like a wire inside me getting tighter and tighter.

 

[Kyle Gage]

When Pam gets Michael's old chair, I get Pam's old chair. Then I'll have two chairs. Only one to go

 

[Kyle Gage]

"If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer.​