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My wife dropped the laundry basket. She is mad at me because I just stood there and watched it unfold.

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I quit a job at a helium factory. I wasn't going to be talked to in that tone.

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Love how this turned into a joke thread, despite that not being what it’s for :lol
 
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Love how this turned into a joke thread, despite that not being what it’s for
Don't be salty

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Don't be salty

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Oh I’m not :lol i mean I guess technically the joke could be something you randomly thought of..
 
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sounds salty too me lmao :p
 

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Why is being salty considered bad, when the term "salt of the earth" has been around alot longer than that innernet slang.