Random Thought/Joke of the Day

[#Waddles]

Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

 

[#Waddles]

Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and left.

 

[Brandon Blaze]

 

[Wang Chung]

I had a dog with no legs named cigarette. Every morning I would take him out for a drag.

 

[Skyefire]

You can attract more flies with honey than with vinegar. But you can attract even more with manure.