Random Thought/Joke of the Day

[Samoa Looch]

 

[#Waddles]

What do you call children born in a whorehouse?

Brothel sprouts.

 

[Samoa Looch]

And here I thought you'd call them Butters

 

[#Waddles]

What programs do Jedi Knights use to open pdf files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi.

 

[Samoa Looch]

 

[#Waddles]

That's good there Loochy.

 

[#Waddles]

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug

 

[#Waddles]

What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!

 

[Leon TrotSky]

Why do elephants paint their balls red? To better hide up apple trees.
(If you're wondering if it works: have you ever seen an elephant up an apple tree? told you)

Spoiler

What's the loudest sound in Africa? A giraffe eating apples.

 

[#Waddles]

• What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.

 

[#Waddles]

I went to buy some camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.

 

[JakeYourBooty]

I went to buy some camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.

I was gonna buy an entire outfit of it, but I just couldn’t see myself in it

 

[#Waddles]

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!

 

[Wang Chung]

I saw a cow with 3 horns.


Must have been a mootation

 

[#Waddles]

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They might crack up!