Random Thought/Joke of the Day

[#Waddles]

Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.

 

[#Waddles]

What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.

 

[Wang Chung]

What did Spartacus think when a lion ate his wife?



He was Gladiator

 

[#Waddles]

Where do boats go when they're sick?" "To the boat doc

 

[Wang Chung]

A furniture salesman was trying to sell me a couch. He told me is seats 5 people with no problems. Where am I going to find 5 people without problems.

 

[#Waddles]

What do you call an illegally parked Frog?

Toad.

 

[Wang Chung]

What do you call a food fight with an unlimited amount of food?


All you can yeet

 

[Samoa Looch]

 

[Toilet]

Did you hear Mickey and Minnie Mouse are getting divorced?

Turns out she's fucking goofy

 

[JakeYourBooty]

What’s green and smells like pork??



Kermit’s finger

 

[#Waddles]

What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?

The NBA.

 

[Jay-Ashley]

If a person needs to get blood every week for a medical condition. Are they a Vampire?

 

[Wang Chung]

So I was let go of my job at the computer factory. Apparently, I wasn't putting in enough shifts, and when I left the shift, hit the fan.

 

[Samoa Looch]

 

[Wang Chung]

My doctor told me I was going deaf.

That news was hard to hear.