Random Thought/Joke of the Day

[Alexa]

Every phone call Booty does is technically a Booty call

 

[JakeYourBooty]

Every phone call Booty does is technically a Booty call

Very true and I fuck them all


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[Kyle Gage]

There was an old man of Madras whose balls were made of fine brass. So in stormy weather they both clang together and sparks flew out of his ass.

 

[Deezy]

 

[Kyle Gage]

 

[Swamps]

Man, I first had dial up back in the day. That shit was so slow.

 

[Kyle Gage]

“Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.”

 

[Kyle Gage]

“I’m not insane. My mother had me tested.”

 

[Wang Chung]

My wife said I snored. So I stayed up to see if I snored and I didnt

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[Kyle Gage]

“I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with ’em later."

 

[Hidden Blaze]

I hope they do the Hollywood movie parodies for WrestleMania this year

 

[Kyle Gage]

“Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can’t do it in one push; you got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.”

 

[Swamps]

I hope they do the Hollywood movie parodies for WrestleMania this year

Takes me back to Wrestlemania 21 man. That was a great year.

 

[Alexa]

Fear and Love are the two strongest emotions people can have and both can feed off of the other.

 

[Kyle Gage]

My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.”