Random Thought/Joke of the Day

[Carter]

It would be very interesting to see how humans evolved but I'm not very in tune with physics and maths to build a time machine, that's for men and women who are on a level of high Intellect, I'd probably be the tea boy for the them lol and J maker to keep everyone calm whilst doing this.

 

[Marty McFourth]

I sometimes wonder how many people I've walked past on the street that have done some messed up stuff and you never realise. Whenever I pass a sketchy looking house, I imagine what the hell is going on in there too. Anyone else?

 

[Chris]

I sometimes wonder how many people I've walked past on the street that have done some messed up stuff and you never realise. Whenever I pass a sketchy looking house, I imagine what the hell is going on in there too. Anyone else?

Kinda but less negative I catch myself when I'm driving thinking about how the car in front of me has someone living a whole ass life that has nothing to do with me lol good or bad

 

[Marty McFourth]

Kinda but less negative I catch myself when I'm driving thinking about how the car in front of me has someone living a whole ass life that has nothing to do with me lol good or bad

Well I have a brain that tends to automatically assume the worst in anything, so it's not too surprising I think of the extremes first. I do what you said as well though, I remember when I used to take the bus with earphones in and I'd make up stories and analyse people around me. Which sounds really creepy, but it was sort of my way of coping with anxious thoughts.

 

[Swerve]

Bring this back. @Blazer Ramon

 

[Deezy]

Lollipops are weird....you just flavour your own spit and swallow it.

 

[Swamps]

Lollipops are weird....you just flavour your own spit and swallow it.

So Deezy swallow confirmed

 

[Deezy]

So Deezy swallow confirmed

So that means you spit?

 

[Swerve]

Great counter.

 

[Chris]

So that means you spit?

Picturing Swamps with a lollipop spitting it out every few seconds like it's tobacco so everyone knows he's straight

 

[Swamps]

Picturing Swamps with a lollipop spitting it out every few seconds like it's tobacco so everyone knows he's straight

Hey everyone knows I'm gay for the right price now.

 

[Deezy]

Hey everyone knows I'm gay for the right price now.

How Larz Sullivan of you.

 

[Swamps]

How Larz Sullivan of you.

Who?

 

[Deezy]

If Louis CK made a comeback.....should it be called a comebelly? You know, since he only came on his belly and not on backs.

 

[Vegeta]

Do cats do annoying things on purpose, because it gives them a laugh? Like sometimes my cat will meow to get into my room, then 3 minutes or so later wanna leave, only to come back 2 minutes later and then leave 6 or 7 after that. Then when I get tired of it, she bangs on my door til I open it again.